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My Cold CEO Is My Baby's Dad Full Episode
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00:00:00Sir, the team came back with the latest report.
00:00:26The latest lead was another dead end.
00:00:30A dead end.
00:00:31You mean nothing at all?
00:00:33Have you considered that perhaps she's already left L.A.?
00:00:36You've been looking for her for the past six years.
00:00:38I have nothing else to go on.
00:00:40I'm so fucked up that night that I can't even remember what she looked like.
00:00:45No, no, no.
00:00:46Anna, for the last time, I don't need any special services from the waitress, okay?
00:00:51Bye.
00:01:00Bye.
00:01:07Bye.
00:01:11Oh.
00:01:13What?
00:01:21Oh.
00:01:22Oh.
00:01:23Oh, man.
00:01:53Hey, Mom, are we coming back to find Daddy?
00:01:58Honey, I told you this before, I don't remember what he looks like.
00:02:03But you have a token.
00:02:05You mean the ring?
00:02:06You know that that's...lost?
00:02:14K Group at record high profits this year, thanks to the group's CEO, Raymond King,
00:02:19who's brought the group's profits to over $10 billion.
00:02:24Hey, Mom, do you think that guy is my dad?
00:02:27He looks just like me.
00:02:29I think I'd remember if he was a billionaire.
00:02:31Okay, then who is my dad?
00:02:36I can't believe Blair drugged me so she could set me up with this old mate.
00:02:43Come on, pretty girl.
00:02:45Get on over here.
00:02:53Hey, Mom, aren't you going to be late?
00:03:09Oh, crap.
00:03:11Okay, I'm going to go soon.
00:03:13Cynthia will be here, okay?
00:03:15Be good.
00:03:16Okay.
00:03:19What will she do without me, huh?
00:03:22Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:03:35Do you have any idea how much this stress cost?
00:03:38I'm so sorry I was not looking where I was going.
00:03:41You have a nice face.
00:03:43Tell me, are you just here to seduce the men?
00:03:45Trying to claw your way into high society, I see?
00:03:48Ma'am, I don't think that stain is going to come out.
00:03:51But I can get it cleaned for you if you'd like.
00:03:53Clean it?
00:03:54Of course you lower-class people wouldn't get it.
00:03:57You think you can clean the dress?
00:03:59With what, your dish soap?
00:04:01My legal team will be in contact with how you will compensate me.
00:04:19Raymond?
00:04:21Interesting.
00:04:22I didn't know you were into these low lives, Raymond.
00:04:26A pity, considering your mother is more into people like someone of my status.
00:04:30You Calvins need my family, Alicia.
00:04:32It's not the other way around.
00:04:34It's probably best that you get that through your thick skull.
00:04:37Well, as long as our families are joined through marriage,
00:04:39I don't care which chick you screw.
00:04:44I'll let you off the hook this time.
00:04:46There won't be a next.
00:04:53I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:04:54Have we met somewhere before?
00:04:56I...
00:04:57I don't think so.
00:05:00Right, of course.
00:05:03Sorry, I mistook you for somebody else.
00:05:05Carry on.
00:05:08Miranda?
00:05:10Miranda.
00:05:13Wow, Miranda.
00:05:14And here I thought you ran off and eloped with that old rich guy you met six years ago.
00:05:21Blair, you know I never ran off and married that old man.
00:05:23Why bother coming back to LA?
00:05:25Did you find another target?
00:05:26Who's the poor old soul this time for Little Miss Gold Digger?
00:05:30Miranda, what are you...
00:05:32Patrick, why don't you go grab me another drink? Chardonnay?
00:05:38Sure.
00:05:39Don't think Patrick's gonna come crawling back to you just because you're back.
00:05:44We are engaged.
00:05:45And expecting.
00:05:47Congratulations.
00:05:48That's none of my business.
00:05:49Now can I please get back to work?
00:05:52If you take one look at my fiancé, I will make your life a living hell.
00:05:57Do you understand?
00:05:58Let go of me.
00:06:03You're fired.
00:06:04What? Why?
00:06:05Do you know who you just insulted?
00:06:07That's the daughter of the Calvin family.
00:06:09But didn't she say she'll let it slide? It was an accident.
00:06:12Miss Alicia might be fine with it, but we're not.
00:06:16This kind of behavior could ruin the reputation of this catering company.
00:06:19Do you understand?
00:06:20Please, sir, give me another chance.
00:06:22I can't lose this job.
00:06:24You know, I did see you flirt with Mr. Raymond King.
00:06:29If you are serious about this position, we'd be at my place tonight.
00:06:35I may reconsider based on a performance review.
00:06:41In your dreams, perv.
00:06:43I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:06:53Have we met somewhere before?
00:07:01Sir, your mother just called.
00:07:02She wants your opinion for a new maid in the house.
00:07:05Tell her I don't need one.
00:07:07I know, but she's already-
00:07:08Steve.
00:07:10Can't you just send her on a vacation or something?
00:07:13I'm trying to get some peace and quiet, and I can't do that when she's constantly buzzing around my life.
00:07:17You understand?
00:07:18Yes, sir.
00:07:19I'll try.
00:07:26What am I gonna do? Kirk's tuition is due next week.
00:07:29King's Mansion stays looking for a household maid, six hours a day, 10K per month.
00:07:42You do have an impressive academic record, but since you haven't finished your Bachelor of Fine Arts degree, how about handling some administrative tasks?
00:08:01Really?
00:08:03Only on a trial basis, though.
00:08:05You can start today.
00:08:06Great.
00:08:09I need to get this signed by the client.
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Right away, sir, I will not let you down.
00:08:22How is the design proposal for the Greenfield Estate project coming along?
00:08:26We made good progress on the initial designs.
00:08:28Now we're waiting on the second draft.
00:08:30When's the submission?
00:08:32It's today, sir.
00:08:33Someone should be here shortly.
00:08:34Blanca's not coming?
00:08:37I heard they're sending a newbie.
00:08:46Yeah, send her in.
00:08:50Newbie.
00:08:55You?
00:09:00You?
00:09:02Sir, do you know her?
00:09:04Yes.
00:09:05No.
00:09:07No?
00:09:09We just met yesterday.
00:09:11That's it.
00:09:13You're the newbie from Blanca's design firm.
00:09:16Yeah.
00:09:17Yes.
00:09:18So, first, you show up to my banquet as a waitress, and now you are in my office as Blanca's representative.
00:09:32Do you want to tell me what's going on here?
00:09:35And I suggest that you be honest.
00:09:38This, uh, this is just a weird coincidence.
00:09:40Are you a spy?
00:09:41What?
00:09:42No.
00:09:43I just work two jobs.
00:09:45Well, how about you tell Blanca that I no longer need your services?
00:09:50What?
00:09:51No.
00:09:52My boss will fire me.
00:09:53That's not my problem.
00:09:54Wait.
00:09:55No.
00:09:56No.
00:09:57No.
00:09:58No.
00:09:59Miss, I have to ask you to leave.
00:10:00No.
00:10:01No.
00:10:02No.
00:10:03This is my first day.
00:10:04Please.
00:10:05I need the money.
00:10:06You're beautiful.
00:10:07And you seem smart.
00:10:08So, tell me.
00:10:10Would you keep a spy this close?
00:10:13Let's go.
00:10:14Call some money.
00:10:15No.
00:10:16No.
00:10:17My boss will fire me.
00:10:18No.
00:10:19My boss will fire me.
00:10:20That's not my problem.
00:10:21Wait.
00:10:22No.
00:10:23Miss, I have to ask you to leave.
00:10:24No.
00:10:25No.
00:10:26No.
00:10:27This is my first day.
00:10:29Please.
00:10:30I need the money.
00:10:31You're beautiful.
00:10:32And you seem smart.
00:10:34So, tell me.
00:10:35Would you keep a spy this close?
00:10:36I'm going to take her out too.
00:10:37Yes, sir.
00:10:46What the hell is wrong with that guy?
00:10:59Good grief.
00:11:00Your first day of work and you blew it with my top client.
00:11:03Miranda, you are fired.
00:11:05Get out of my face.
00:11:06Congratulations, Miranda.
00:11:07We'd love for you to start tomorrow, if possible.
00:11:20Yes, of course.
00:11:21Mrs. King, thank you so much.
00:11:22I will do my best to serve you.
00:11:23Oh, you won't be working for me.
00:11:24You'll be serving my son, Raymond.
00:11:25Raymond.
00:11:26Raymond.
00:11:27Raymond.
00:11:28Raymond.
00:11:29Like the Raymond King from the K group?
00:11:30Mmm.
00:11:31This is his home.
00:11:32Oh.
00:11:33Oh.
00:11:34Oh.
00:11:35Try a small moment there.
00:11:36You watch me now a little bit.
00:11:38Oh.
00:11:39Oh.
00:11:40Oh.
00:11:41Oh.
00:11:42Oh.
00:11:43Oh.
00:11:44Oh.
00:11:45Oh.
00:11:46Oh.
00:11:47Oh.
00:11:48This is...
00:11:49My bad.
00:11:50You gotta try a small moment there.
00:11:51Can you watch me now a little bit?
00:11:52Just like're your son.
00:11:58So that's good.
00:11:59Oh, that's not bad.
00:12:00Parury.
00:12:01Can you watch me now a little bit?
00:12:19Finally, I got Kirk's tuition.
00:12:21I think you sign on bonus.
00:12:31Damn it!
00:12:55Why is my floor wet?
00:13:01Get somebody to send another copy of these files over.
00:13:08Yes, sir.
00:13:12And about the new maid, sir.
00:13:13Take care of her yourself.
00:13:19I had high expectations for you, Miranda.
00:13:22But due to your carelessness, Mr. King slipped, soiled his suit, and ruined those important business documents.
00:13:29But I was just on my...
00:13:31There's nothing I can do.
00:13:33Please, I've already spent the sign-on bonus on my son's tuition.
00:13:37We can work out a payment plan.
00:13:41What are you doing in my house?
00:13:42I'm working.
00:13:43Or...
00:13:44I was.
00:13:45So, you've worked three different jobs in three days?
00:13:49Well, let's see.
00:13:50Your date that night cost me my job as a waitress, and you got me fired from the interior design firm, and now I'm here.
00:13:56And now you're firing me from this job too. I mean, what do you have against me, Mr. King? It's okay. I understand. I'll leave now.
00:14:03Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:06Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:10Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:11I mean, what do you have against me, Mr. King?
00:14:14It's okay.
00:14:16I understand.
00:14:18I'll leave now.
00:14:21Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:28Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:33About the banquet and the office,
00:14:37genuinely, I'm sorry.
00:14:38How about this?
00:14:41You can work your shift here as my maid
00:14:43and double as my assistant at the K Group office.
00:14:47I'll even double your pay.
00:14:50Really?
00:14:53Thank you so much.
00:14:55Okay.
00:14:56I'll be back.
00:14:57I'll be back.
00:14:58I'll be back.
00:15:00she was an interior design student at UCLA six years ago didn't finish her degree now works
00:15:15part-time here and there and she recently moved back to LA with her five-year-old son
00:15:19who is she new center look I want details specifically who she associates with somebody
00:15:29hired her to spy on me granted she's not very good sir she's up to something for sure I've got her
00:15:41working both in my home and in my office so if she slips up I can trace the trail straight to
00:15:47whoever's behind her yes sir and one last thing mr. Patrick and miss Blair will be stopping by your
00:15:54place later Patrick Blair I'll be there yes sir
00:16:02never thought I'd see you like this what are you a maid
00:16:22hey where are you going aren't you gonna peel it for me wouldn't want to have to report you to mr.
00:16:30king
00:16:31that's more like it excuse me
00:16:41hey no breaks while there are guests in the house of course I'm just um I'm just watering the plants see
00:16:59aren't you gonna aren't you gonna cut my fruit oh what an insufferable bitch
00:17:12Miranda what were you thinking sir I will get you a towel
00:17:30so I I am so sorry why didn't you stop by the k group like I asked you to
00:17:41because I've been busy I mean there's guests at the house oh okay so it's my fault now no no not at all
00:17:48you know
00:17:51I would stay sharp if I was you because spy game isn't for everyone
00:17:57you know what I've had just about enough of your attitude I quit
00:18:06we'll be back
00:18:10a little spy game isn't over
00:18:12Raymond you're all with let me help you don't don't touch me
00:18:23okay you can do this you're a mother Miranda you can do this for Kirk for a better life
00:18:35I can handle it myself
00:18:37where's Patrick
00:18:39I don't know he's not here yet
00:18:41well how about you go wait for him inside
00:18:43three
00:18:49two
00:18:51one
00:18:52welcome back
00:18:56done with your little temper tantrum
00:18:59Mr. King please allow me to prepare you a new outfit
00:19:01do you have a preference
00:19:03anyone will do
00:19:06I sincerely apologize for what happened earlier and I do hope that you can forgive me
00:19:17well keep this up and I might consider it
00:19:22Miranda
00:19:24Miranda
00:19:29hey cousin
00:19:31sorry I've got a meeting to catch
00:19:35Miranda
00:19:39Miranda what are you doing here
00:19:42she's just a maid
00:19:44hello
00:19:47yes
00:19:48what
00:19:50can't you just get it yourself
00:19:51okay okay fine
00:19:53yeah I'll be right there
00:19:54here we go
00:20:05you're being rude
00:20:08oh you can always quit
00:20:11you know
00:20:12no one's stopping you
00:20:14my apologies
00:20:16your wallet sir
00:20:18much better
00:20:19oh and another thing
00:20:22ignore Patrick and Blair
00:20:25you work for me
00:20:38I know what you're up to you whore
00:20:43how many times do I have to tell you I'm just doing my job
00:20:46drop the act
00:20:47you think I don't know what you're up to trying to worm your way into Raymond's bed just like you climbed into Patrick's
00:20:51I
00:20:52Patrick's with me now
00:20:53so you're trying to snatch yourself another king huh
00:20:56you've always been a gold digger even back at school just a poor girl dreaming to be Cinderella
00:21:03I'm warning you stay away from the king family
00:21:06if anyone should watch themselves it's you
00:21:09you should be focusing on your Patrick not making googly eyes at other men
00:21:13Miranda
00:21:23if you need money I can lend you some you don't have to work here please just stay out of my way
00:21:31stop it you're gonna get me fired you're a guest here
00:21:38you left without saying a word everybody said that you ran off with some old guy but was that a lie
00:21:46what really happened I deserve to know the truth
00:21:49I deserve to know the truth
00:21:50it doesn't matter anymore
00:21:51you and Blair are engaged
00:21:53there's no hope for us
00:21:55that's not true
00:21:57I love you
00:21:59Miranda and I always have
00:22:01just stop it
00:22:02come on please Miranda
00:22:03what the hell is going on here
00:22:14you're supposed to be making beds not getting in them
00:22:18you are fired get the hell out of here
00:22:22mommy will find a new job
00:22:31mommy will take good care of you
00:22:42oh
00:22:52hey son what's up
00:22:58Miranda
00:22:59I've got a gig for you
00:23:00a waiter at a high-end club
00:23:03just pouring wine for rich guys
00:23:05what do you say
00:23:06I'm
00:23:07like really rich guys
00:23:09the kind that tip a lot
00:23:12how long is the shift
00:23:13just a night
00:23:15a few hours tops
00:23:16they're hosting a big event downtown
00:23:18and are super short-staffed
00:23:20listen here's the best part
00:23:23it's $1,500 for one night
00:23:27$1,500?
00:23:31okay I'm in
00:23:32god I'm short and I might as well just be wearing underwear
00:23:35oh hey
00:23:36you're Cynthia's friend right
00:23:37yes
00:23:38my name is Miranda
00:23:39sin said that you needed a waitress for the night
00:23:42yeah you know what forget the drinks
00:23:43I understand you learn ballet
00:23:45yeah
00:23:46yeah
00:23:47we need you for something else
00:23:48and we're willing to double your pay
00:23:49$3,000
00:23:51mm-hmm
00:23:52what do I have to do?
00:23:53dance
00:23:54why not?
00:24:00hello and welcome
00:24:01we hope you enjoy the show
00:24:05it's just one night
00:24:06it's just for the money
00:24:07they always have the best dancers here
00:24:18they always have the best dancers here
00:24:20that one, hey?
00:24:24she must be new
00:24:26you haven't seen her around here before
00:24:40she's still good though
00:24:41she's still good though
00:24:42she's still good though
00:24:48give me a vip room
00:24:49yes sir, right away
00:24:51anything else?
00:24:52i want that dancer
00:24:56ooh, good choice
00:24:58when the full moon rises
00:24:59when the full moon rises
00:25:00to be my dreamy glow
00:25:01she goes to sleep
00:25:02so she can sneak and fall and creep tomorrow
00:25:08sir, i said i'd only be a waiter
00:25:09and the dancing was already like a little bit much
00:25:11this client is willing to pay $5,000
00:25:13$5,000
00:25:14$5,000
00:25:15$5,000
00:25:16for what exactly?
00:25:17look, don't worry about it
00:25:18i know these guys
00:25:19they're very rich
00:25:20just think how lucky you are to be in this position
00:25:24it's Miranda
00:25:25yes, it's not a big deal
00:25:26just remember to service him very well
00:25:31and remember
00:25:32women would line up for miles for this opportunity
00:25:43tell me though
00:25:44why is
00:25:45a pretty thing like you
00:25:47wearing a mask?
00:25:48i
00:25:49uh
00:25:50have a scar
00:25:52and it's
00:25:53it's really gross
00:25:54and disgusting
00:25:55what a shame
00:25:56good thing you got a good figure though
00:25:58yeah
00:25:59you know i can get someone else if you prefer
00:26:01aww
00:26:02you uh
00:26:03see that cutie over there?
00:26:04that's your most distinguished guest tonight
00:26:08if you uh
00:26:09make him happy
00:26:10he'll get you a grand
00:26:13eight grand not five?
00:26:16mm-hmm
00:26:17so what?
00:26:18like pour drinks?
00:26:20is that what your manager said?
00:26:22okay then
00:26:23yeah
00:26:24go in there
00:26:25pour in your drink
00:26:35let go
00:26:36let me see this scar
00:26:37no sir
00:26:38you really don't want to see it
00:26:43so
00:26:44you're an exotic dancer now
00:26:48tell me how did your handler find me here?
00:26:50hmm?
00:26:51what handler?
00:26:52i work here
00:26:53okay blair fired me and i needed the money
00:26:56what?
00:27:00what?
00:27:01i told you to ignore them
00:27:02you work for me
00:27:03you remember?
00:27:04yeah well it's kind of hard to ignore blair when she's screaming in your face
00:27:07okay just let me go
00:27:09you can keep your eight grand
00:27:10no no no no no no no i cannot get fired from this job too
00:27:15you're gonna make me pay for these damages
00:27:16god raymond king
00:27:17why do you make everything worse?
00:27:18huh?
00:27:19why are you always buzzing around?
00:27:20just
00:27:21why can't you just
00:27:22ow!
00:27:23stop touching the glass
00:27:24here
00:27:25ow
00:27:26look i'll pay for the damages just
00:27:28just come back to work at my place
00:27:30what you want to rehire me?
00:27:33so you can sleep with me?
00:27:35no
00:27:36well that is a good suggestion
00:27:38no no no no i meant just come work for me
00:27:40and me alone
00:27:42no absolutely not
00:27:44if i go back and work for you i'm gonna be dead before i'm 30
00:27:47hey no hey look everybody has a price
00:27:50how much should it cost?
00:27:51hmm?
00:27:52how much should it cost to get you in here with me?
00:27:54ahem
00:27:59don't mind me
00:28:00carry on
00:28:01get out!
00:28:03okay
00:28:05how much should it cost miranda? just tell me
00:28:07okay fine
00:28:09ten thousand a day and then i'll go back and i'll work for you
00:28:12deal
00:28:17starting today
00:28:19you belong to me
00:28:24what is wrong with you?
00:28:27well i'm assuming that's a yes
00:28:29should we send someone to chase her down or
00:28:31no no
00:28:33she's actually my housemaid
00:28:36she'll be back
00:28:40what? you just got rehired miranda
00:28:43why do you want to quit already?
00:28:44how about you put in a two week-
00:28:45please i can't do this anymore i'm just here to return this
00:28:51we should get mr king's opinion on this
00:28:53no please this is not worth his time
00:28:58turns out you really are raymond's housemate
00:29:01hmm
00:29:02what a plot twist
00:29:03not only did you throw a tantrum at the nightclub last night
00:29:06but you also shifed him and ran off
00:29:09i like that
00:29:10what are you doing here?
00:29:13you know
00:29:14i think little raymond is into you
00:29:16great well i'm not interested in him
00:29:18so i hear that you want to quit
00:29:34alright
00:29:35alright
00:29:36well how about
00:29:37you stop by
00:29:38HR at the k group
00:29:39on your way out to set up a court date
00:29:41you're going to need to
00:29:42set up a payment plan
00:29:44to pay back the sign-on bonus
00:29:46why would you let her quit?
00:29:48raymond
00:29:49dude
00:29:50don't you like having a doll like that around as a housemate?
00:29:53i mean
00:29:54it was a kind of
00:29:55uh...
00:29:56weird kink
00:29:57you had
00:30:02i assume you have a good lawyer
00:30:03yes
00:30:04what i was trying to say
00:30:05she should be living in a luxury house
00:30:07driving luxury cars
00:30:09you know
00:30:10waited on hand and foot
00:30:11by servants
00:30:12instead you have her here
00:30:13working as a servant
00:30:15why don't you just give it to me
00:30:17you know i'll take
00:30:18better care of her
00:30:19and make her happier
00:30:20than you can make her
00:30:21alright alright
00:30:22i'll stop trying to
00:30:23poach your housemate
00:30:24i'm just here to work
00:30:25i'm not interested
00:30:26in either of you
00:30:29you're interested in making money though
00:30:34you know what
00:30:35i'm gonna go
00:30:43fine
00:30:47i thought you'd be avoiding me since last night
00:30:57working at the club was just a one time thing
00:31:00oh well
00:31:01you don't look like a rookie
00:31:03oh so you're experienced
00:31:05no wonder you're very handy
00:31:08that's not important
00:31:10we had a deal last night
00:31:11you remember?
00:31:15i don't remember agreeing to anything
00:31:16you remember taking my black card
00:31:21get changed
00:31:24i am not doing some weird role play with you
00:31:27oh okay so you're uh
00:31:29fantasizing about me now
00:31:39what's this for?
00:31:41well i have a family gathering tonight
00:31:43to celebrate Patrick and Blair getting engaged
00:31:45and
00:31:48i need a date
00:31:50and you want me
00:31:52yes
00:31:53well i'm sorry sir but i have to head home
00:31:55i have a son to take care of if you don't remember
00:31:57and the nanny gets off at six so
00:31:59find someone else
00:32:01you work for me
00:32:03why would i hire anybody else
00:32:05why would i hire anybody else when i've got you?
00:32:07because i'm your maid?
00:32:08i mean what would people think?
00:32:09i'll take care of it
00:32:10don't worry
00:32:11but i have to
00:32:12unless
00:32:14you can think of
00:32:16another way
00:32:18that
00:32:20you'd like to work for me tonight
00:32:21fine
00:32:22let's see if it fits first
00:32:28fine
00:32:29let's see if it fits first
00:32:32i'll be
00:32:33i'll be
00:32:34no
00:32:35i'll be
00:32:36This is your engagement party, Blair.
00:33:05Don't be impulsive.
00:33:06But Raymond is head of the King family.
00:33:08If Miranda marries him, then I'll be under forever.
00:33:11Okay, even so, you can't go against him.
00:33:14Maybe just not so direct.
00:33:16Patrick is second in line to inherit K-Group,
00:33:19and now that I'm his fiancée, I can't let Miranda ruin us.
00:33:23Okay, you need to calm down.
00:33:25Calm down?
00:33:26If Patrick finds out that we set up Miranda to leave him
00:33:29and sent her off to marry that old creep, he'll leave me.
00:33:32I, we, worked so hard to get to where we're at today.
00:33:36If I don't marry into the King family, we'll be bankrupt.
00:33:41Raymond, did you bring your maid to my engagement party?
00:33:48Don't you think that's a little inappropriate?
00:33:51Blair, stop saying that.
00:33:54Everything's fine, everyone.
00:33:57Emotions are just running high today.
00:34:00Fine?
00:34:01Then how come I keep seeing you stare at that third-rate whore?
00:34:07Don't think you can pull one over on me, gold-digging bitch.
00:34:11I know about your scandal, and I'll release it.
00:34:14You mean the one you orchestrated, Blair?
00:34:16Don't think you could weasel your way out of this one.
00:34:18Hey, Blair.
00:34:19Jesus.
00:34:20Have you lost your mind?
00:34:22Have you forgotten what day it is today?
00:34:27Come on.
00:34:28Let's go.
00:34:33I'm sorry, do you know Patrick?
00:34:34And what's that scandal that Blair was talking about?
00:34:37I have no clue what she's talking about.
00:34:40And I'm not involved with Patrick in any way.
00:34:43Maybe that's what Patrick said.
00:34:45Emotions are a little high today.
00:34:50Cheers to my engagement.
00:34:52So happy you could make it.
00:34:54Thank you for having me.
00:34:55Yeah, of course.
00:34:57I mean, it could be bigger.
00:34:59But, you know.
00:35:00Anyways.
00:35:04Whose little brat are you?
00:35:07Let me go, let me go!
00:35:08What?
00:35:09You've never seen a cake before?
00:35:10That's expensive.
00:35:11Don't you understand?
00:35:12More expensive than your life.
00:35:13Let go, me lady.
00:35:14Where are your parents?
00:35:15He's just lost.
00:35:16I'll go find his parents.
00:35:17You know, I assume if you have a moment to look it over?
00:35:18I don't really want to think about work right now personally.
00:35:19I think it's best if we just enjoy...
00:35:20Ow!
00:35:21You're hurting me!
00:35:22Enough, you little brat!
00:35:23Hey!
00:35:24I don't know if you have a moment to look it over.
00:35:25I don't really want to think about work right now personally.
00:35:26I think it's best if we just enjoy...
00:35:27Ow!
00:35:28You're hurting me!
00:35:29Enough, you little brat!
00:35:30Hey!
00:35:31You're hurting me!
00:35:32What are you doing?
00:35:33This is not my problem.
00:35:34Oh!
00:35:35Excuse me, where are you...
00:35:36Hey!
00:35:37Buddy, are you okay?
00:35:38Dad!
00:35:39Whoa!
00:35:40Whoa!
00:35:41I think you might be mistaken because I am not your dad.
00:35:45But you are my dad!
00:35:46But you are my dad!
00:35:47But you are my dad!
00:35:48Oh, okay.
00:35:51Yeah.
00:35:52Oh, nothing to see here.
00:35:53Just a lost kid.
00:35:54Mr. King and I will help find his parents.
00:35:55Please, just continue to enjoy the party.
00:35:56Yeah.
00:35:57Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:59Just...
00:36:00Just...
00:36:02Just...
00:36:03Just...
00:36:04Just...
00:36:05Just...
00:36:06Just...
00:36:07Just...
00:36:08Just...
00:36:09Just...
00:36:10Just...
00:36:11Just...
00:36:12Just...
00:36:13Just...
00:36:14Just...
00:36:15Just stop crying.
00:36:20Hey, young man.
00:36:23Oh, crap.
00:36:25I don't think this guy here is your father.
00:36:27Why don't you come with me and we can go try and figure something out?
00:36:31No, you're wrong.
00:36:34Look, I think your parents are going to be worried if they can't find you.
00:36:38Why don't we go try and find them, huh?
00:36:41Okay, buddy.
00:36:43Let's go, all right?
00:36:44One, two, three.
00:36:45Oh, here I am.
00:36:56God, what was Cynthia thinking?
00:36:58I told her to leave Kirk with the hotel staff, not just anyone.
00:37:01Oh, God, I can't let Damon fire me.
00:37:03There's no way I'm going to deal with that lawsuit case.
00:37:05Oh, there you are, you naughty, naughty boy.
00:37:23You scared your mother.
00:37:24Oh, Kirk.
00:37:27Mommy!
00:37:28Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:37:30Mommy!
00:37:31Oh, Kirk.
00:37:33Judy, ma'am, hello, hi, uh, hello.
00:37:36Are you really this kid's mother?
00:37:39Did you not hear him call me mommy?
00:37:41You should keep a better eye on him.
00:37:43It's dangerous for him to run off on his own.
00:37:46Don't tell me how to raise my kid.
00:37:51I...
00:37:51Something wrong, sir?
00:37:56Nothing.
00:37:57No, I just thought I heard somebody that I recognize.
00:38:10Did mommy tell you to hide and wait here?
00:38:12I'm sorry, mommy, but I stole that big cake and it looked so yummy.
00:38:19Okay, well, mommy has to leave in a minute, so wait for Aunt Cynthia to pick you up, okay?
00:38:23You're not going to go around calling random guys your dad, right?
00:38:26Okay, but don't you think he looks just like me?
00:38:30Nope.
00:38:30Nope, not at all.
00:38:32Okay, now who's going to pick you up in an hour?
00:38:34Auntie Sam!
00:38:35Good, and you are not to leave this room with anyone but Cynthia, okay?
00:38:39Okay?
00:38:42I love you, baby.
00:38:44I'll see you tonight when I get home.
00:38:48Sir, they found something.
00:38:50They found the ring.
00:38:54Where'd you find this?
00:38:55It was at some antique pawn shop.
00:38:58A pawn shop?
00:39:00Yeah.
00:39:03What do you want?
00:39:09I need to talk to you.
00:39:11Right now?
00:39:12Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention, please.
00:39:31As a proud father of the future groom, I stand before you with a heart filled with joy and gratitude
00:39:37at this momentous engagement celebration.
00:39:42What are you doing with Raymond?
00:39:45You're engaged, Patrick.
00:39:47Okay, this is extremely inappropriate.
00:39:49You know Blair will chew my face off if she sees us together.
00:39:52I just...
00:39:53I need to know.
00:39:55If you give the word, I will call off the engagement.
00:39:58I think I made my stance pretty clear last time.
00:40:00We're done.
00:40:01Whatever we had between us, it's not there anymore.
00:40:04Is it because of Raymond?
00:40:06If it helps you sleep at night, sure.
00:40:11And stop calling me.
00:40:12And stop asking to see me in private.
00:40:15Just stop it.
00:40:16Sir, I was just looking for you.
00:40:24The ceremony is real.
00:40:25That I'm reassigning him to the Houston office.
00:40:29Tell him to get the fuck out of L.A.
00:40:31Now.
00:40:32So, God bless, and may the bond of your love be everlasting.
00:40:41And I think I speak on all our behalf when I say, we can't wait for this wedding.
00:40:45Yay!
00:40:59Where have you been?
00:41:00I've been looking everywhere for you.
00:41:01Oh, so I'm the one who just vanished for almost an hour?
00:41:05I guess we just miss each other.
00:41:08Now, let's get this party started!
00:41:24What?
00:41:25Texas?
00:41:26Hey.
00:41:27You should really focus on yourself.
00:41:31I'll deal with you when we get home.
00:41:33Deal with what?
00:41:39Deal with what?
00:41:42You and Patrick.
00:41:43I don't understand.
00:41:53Why would I be working with Patrick?
00:41:56Didn't Patrick hire you to spy on me?
00:41:57What?
00:41:58Why would Patrick want to spy on you?
00:42:00Why did you meet him at the bar tonight?
00:42:02Alone?
00:42:03Were you feeding him information about me?
00:42:05Were you spying on me?
00:42:06Stop evading the question.
00:42:08Were you feeding him information about me or not?
00:42:10Okay, can we just take it back a second?
00:42:13I mean, where did this whole I'm a spy narrative even come from?
00:42:16You're at my banquets.
00:42:17You're in my offices.
00:42:19You're in my house.
00:42:20You're at my clubs.
00:42:21I mean, what am I supposed to think?
00:42:22You're everywhere.
00:42:26You're everywhere.
00:42:27Okay, so there's been a lot of coincidences, but why would Patrick want me to spy on you?
00:42:31So that you can seduce me to gain access to information that'll help Patrick sweep the
00:42:36company out from under me.
00:42:38Okay, whatever business, family drama, political bullshit you're going through, I have nothing
00:42:43to do with it.
00:42:44I'm not here to steal information.
00:42:45I'm not here for Patrick.
00:42:47And I sure as hell am not here to seduce you.
00:42:49You really want me to believe that you haven't been trying to seduce me this entire time?
00:42:54Because it's been working.
00:43:24Yeah, all right.
00:43:46I'll be on a minute.
00:43:54To the office, sir?
00:44:11No.
00:44:13I want to follow up on this ring.
00:44:15If you don't mind me asking, sir, what does the ring have to do with that woman from six
00:44:20years ago?
00:44:21It's mine.
00:44:23I think I gave it to her that night.
00:44:26Well, the pawn shop says a young woman named Cindy sold it to them last week.
00:44:30She runs a women's boutique on Rodeo Drive.
00:44:32We can head there now.
00:44:41Welcome.
00:44:42Um, may I help you?
00:44:44Yes.
00:44:45Are you Cindy?
00:44:45Yes.
00:44:46Did you sell this ring to the pawn shop on the 3rd?
00:44:52Yes.
00:44:56Well, how did you get your hands on this?
00:44:59Was that you six years ago from the presidential suite?
00:45:01What?
00:45:02What the hell are you talking about?
00:45:04Where'd you get the ring then?
00:45:05I snagged it from a flea market.
00:45:08The seller didn't know what it was worth.
00:45:09It only cost me 30 bucks.
00:45:11Okay, well, what did this person look like?
00:45:13I don't remember.
00:45:14It was years ago.
00:45:15Oh, I do remember.
00:45:18It was a woman around 40s or 50s.
00:45:20No, goddammit, it's not her.
00:45:26I'm sorry that wasn't her.
00:45:27We need to keep looking.
00:45:29Set back to the office.
00:45:30Yes, sir.
00:45:31While you're at it, just do another check on Miranda.
00:45:32I want to know everything about her.
00:45:34Who she associates with, what she's doing in my life.
00:45:37We've already tried, sir.
00:45:38Do it, or you're fired.
00:45:40Of course, sir.
00:45:41Hello?
00:45:53I am so sorry.
00:45:55No, I'm on my way.
00:45:56I will be there soon.
00:45:57Girl, I'm literally on the plane already.
00:45:59Kirk said he found his dad, so I sent Kirk to him.
00:46:02He knew...
00:46:02Sin?
00:46:04Sin!
00:46:04Sin!
00:46:06Sin!
00:46:06Kirk does not have a father.
00:46:07Where did you send him?
00:46:15I swear my dad does work here.
00:46:19Hey, excuse me.
00:46:20What's going on here?
00:46:21Dad!
00:46:21Oh, my gosh.
00:46:22Hey!
00:46:22What are you doing here, kid?
00:46:25What is your...
00:46:25Does your father work here?
00:46:28You're my dad, and I just didn't have to get on a plane, so now I'm here.
00:46:33Hey, sir, is that the kid from last night?
00:46:36Yeah, I think his father works here.
00:46:38Just send a memo through the system telling whoever it is that their kid is in my office.
00:46:44Hey!
00:46:45Hey, buddy, you like model cars?
00:46:48Yeah!
00:46:49I've got a bunch of really cool model cars in my office.
00:46:52Hey, why don't we just hand them over to the police?
00:46:54Oh, we've got to find his father first.
00:46:56But you are my dad!
00:46:57Do I look like your dad?
00:46:59Yes!
00:47:01You two do look alike.
00:47:04Sorry, what?
00:47:06You two look alike.
00:47:08Uh, well, hey, look, I've got a meeting to go to, so why don't you stay with Uncle Steve
00:47:23in my office, and, uh, I will be right back, okay?
00:47:27Okay?
00:47:27Is this your kid, sir?
00:47:48No, I don't have any kids.
00:47:50Oh.
00:47:51Excuse me, Mr. King.
00:47:52I thought he might be yours, because he looks just like you.
00:47:55Sir, I'll get back to work.
00:48:04Stark!
00:48:09Do we really look that much alike?
00:48:12No.
00:48:14Yeah, um, I guess.
00:48:17Hey, buddy.
00:48:25You could be a businessman when you get older.
00:48:27You seem to have the charisma for it.
00:48:28Dad, I want to go home.
00:48:31His father not answered the memo yet.
00:48:33All right, here we are, right?
00:48:49Yeah.
00:48:51Look at that.
00:48:52Look at that.
00:48:54Wow!
00:48:54You really are a kingdom.
00:48:57This is like a castle.
00:48:58That is right, and you are in my kingdom, so welcome.
00:49:02Sir, who is this?
00:49:05Uh, it's just for a couple of hours, um, until at least you can pick him up.
00:49:10Where'd you go?
00:49:24Where are you?
00:49:26Uh, hey, uh, where's Miranda?
00:49:41She ran off this morning.
00:49:43Said something about a family emergency.
00:49:45Call her.
00:49:46Yes, sir.
00:49:47Oh, and, uh, while you're out, just go to the store.
00:49:50I'm not sure when the LAPD is getting here.
00:49:53Apparently they're understaffed today.
00:49:54What else is new?
00:49:55But, uh, I'm pretty sure cookies aren't a good enough diet for a kid his age, and...
00:50:00Get them in a toy while you're at it.
00:50:02Yes, sir.
00:50:03Oh, my gosh.
00:50:21It's just dad's.
00:50:22I'm not sure what kids eat, but I think peanut butter and jelly sandwich should do.
00:50:42Uh, also, this car tour, it was all they had.
00:50:45Yeah, that's fine.
00:50:46Hey, uh, any sign of Miranda?
00:50:49She's right there, sir.
00:50:50So, you can't tell me anything about your family emergency this morning.
00:51:05You can't tell me why you were in my bushes spying on me through my window.
00:51:09You can't seem to explain why Kirk seems to recognize you.
00:51:13And you can't tell me why you didn't answer any of my texts or calls from this morning?
00:51:20Oh, goody.
00:51:21I'm starving.
00:51:24He's your responsibility now.
00:51:27LAPD will be here shortly.
00:51:28Hopefully.
00:51:30Sounds good.
00:51:31Absolutely will do what can do.
00:51:38Okay.
00:51:39We're going to play a game, okay?
00:51:41Do you want to play a game with Mommy?
00:51:42Are we playing pretend?
00:51:44How did you know that?
00:51:46Because we did it the last time with the wig and sunglasses.
00:51:50All right.
00:51:51Okay, we are going to play pretend again.
00:51:54I'm going to be the nanny, and you're going to be the little kid.
00:51:57But we can't let Mr. Raymond know that we're playing a game, okay?
00:52:02Okay.
00:52:06Nanny, I'm tired.
00:52:08Take him to the guest room.
00:52:12And I'm going to go ahead and get in contact with the cops, because they should be here by now.
00:52:18No!
00:52:19What's gotten into you?
00:52:28No.
00:52:30I will take care of it for you.
00:52:32You are very clearly busy with...
00:52:36stuff.
00:52:38So I'll deal with the boy and the police, and you just...
00:52:41you just relax.
00:52:42Hi, LAPD.
00:52:58I was just calling about the little boy that was found at the K group this morning.
00:53:02I just wanted to let you know that his parents have been found,
00:53:04and there is no need to send anyone to pick him up.
00:53:07Yeah.
00:53:08Okay.
00:53:20Oh!
00:53:20Oh!
00:53:21Oh!
00:53:21I'm sorry!
00:53:23No, no, no.
00:53:24It's all right.
00:53:24It's all right.
00:53:26No, no, no.
00:53:27Stop, stop.
00:53:27I got it.
00:53:28I can get you a new outfit.
00:53:30That would be helpful.
00:53:32Hey.
00:53:33Hey, buddy.
00:53:33Buddy.
00:53:34It's all right?
00:53:35I'm not mad.
00:53:36It's just an accident.
00:53:38It happens, okay?
00:53:41Now, go ahead and take that, and let's go get it cleaned up.
00:53:45Okay?
00:53:45Yeah.
00:53:50Oh, thank you.
00:53:51You can go ahead and set it down right there.
00:53:55Dude!
00:53:55Oh, my gosh!
00:53:56What?
00:53:56Hey.
00:53:56Hey.
00:54:02I am so sorry that was the car.
00:54:04Oh, okay.
00:54:05Well, I thought it was maybe just the ride you were going for.
00:54:29Hello?
00:54:29Raymond King, did you banish your cousin to Texas?
00:54:32Do you understand how mad your uncle is right now?
00:54:35Yeah, look, Mom, this was bound to happen, okay?
00:54:38He's been trying to claw his way into the K group for years, and he can have the Houston
00:54:42office, but there's no way in hell that I'm letting him take over the headquarters here
00:54:45in L.A.
00:54:45Raymond, Raymond, Raymond.
00:54:48Let's talk.
00:54:48In person.
00:54:49Okay.
00:54:50I'll let you know when I'm free.
00:54:51I've got a ton of work at the office, and I'm even on my way out right now.
00:54:55Too late.
00:54:56I'm already here.
00:54:57Hey, buddy.
00:55:06All right.
00:55:06We're going to go up.
00:55:08One, two, three.
00:55:10Nice.
00:55:10Just like the airplane.
00:55:11Let's go.
00:55:12Go on, Sarah.
00:55:13Go, go, go.
00:55:14Okay, no, no.
00:55:14Both of you need to stay in here and stay quiet, okay?
00:55:17Hey.
00:55:18Can you stay quiet and play with the nanny?
00:55:20Nice.
00:55:22Wait, what's going on?
00:55:23Shh.
00:55:24Coming.
00:55:27I don't understand why you're making this so difficult.
00:55:42I asked you to marry Alicia, not fall in love with her.
00:55:45Without her family's support, your uncle is going to raise hell over what you did.
00:55:51I know, but that Uncle Andy's been trying to steal the company from us for years.
00:55:54Do you think a marriage is really going to save anything?
00:55:58Your uncle aside, you still need to consider picking a marriage candidate.
00:56:03And Alicia is your best bet.
00:56:05The land her family controls is exactly what we need.
00:56:11Without the ability to expand, we won't be able to reach the goal that your father envisioned.
00:56:19What's that?
00:56:20Uh, no, it's nothing.
00:56:21I must have paused the video I was watching.
00:56:27Tell me, Raymond.
00:56:28Why not Alicia?
00:56:29Well, look, I'm busy at the office with work and meetings and work.
00:56:37I don't have time for this.
00:56:40I'll call my driver.
00:56:42No need.
00:56:43I drove myself.
00:56:50Will you at least consider Alicia?
00:56:52She's not a bad-looking girl either.
00:56:54Hang on, yeah.
00:56:55Yeah.
00:56:59I forgot my purse.
00:57:01Oh, sure.
00:57:09Whose toy is this?
00:57:14Whose toy is this?
00:57:17Oh, it's mine.
00:57:19I, you know, got it at the store.
00:57:23You used to love toy cars.
00:57:25You used to love toy cars.
00:57:29We had to put the Greenfield project on pause.
00:57:38What was that?
00:57:39The news said there's a big solar storm coming that could mess with our gear.
00:57:43And on top of that, we're expecting some serious downpours and a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
00:57:50Look, I want a DNA test done on Kirk and I...
00:57:53What?
00:57:54Kirk, you mean that kid?
00:57:56There's just something about him.
00:57:58The more I look at him, the more it feels like I'm staring into a de-aging mirror.
00:58:04A de-aging...
00:58:05No, look, you get the point.
00:58:07Just do it in secret.
00:58:09Don't let anybody find out.
00:58:10Don't let Miranda or the kid know.
00:58:12Do it fast.
00:58:15I want results as quick as possible.
00:58:17Yes, sir.
00:58:17Yes, sir.
00:58:17Yes, sir.
00:58:17Yes, sir.
00:58:19Hey, Kirk.
00:58:38Remember me?
00:58:43Remember me?
00:58:45Yeah.
00:58:46The boring uncle.
00:58:47Well, how about we play a game of hide-and-seek together?
00:58:53I want to play with Dad.
00:58:55Your dad's busy with work, but he sent me to play with you.
00:59:01Okay, but I want to hide first.
00:59:07Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
00:59:14Where are you?
00:59:19Uncle Steve can't find you.
00:59:30Ready or not, here I come.
00:59:33Found you.
00:59:34Okay, now it's my turn.
00:59:39One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
00:59:48What's this?
00:59:49It's the DNA test result, sir.
00:59:58So, we're not even a little bit related.
01:00:02Yes, sir.
01:00:02Sir, this is good news, isn't it?
01:00:21Mommy, can you take me out to play?
01:00:25Honey, it's raining outside.
01:00:27And besides, when we're together and we're alone, you can call me Mom.
01:00:34Hey.
01:00:39God, the weather's just so weird today.
01:00:41Yeah, we got a big solar storm coming through.
01:00:44We've even got a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
01:00:47I heard something spooky might happen.
01:00:49Maybe we'll get super-powered.
01:00:50Oh, hey, hey.
01:00:51So, um, anyway, what I was gonna tell you, um, two days gone by and still no sign of the cops.
01:01:03No.
01:01:04No, they actually came by and it turns out that his father is really sick and so I told them that I would watch him for a few days.
01:01:11Great to see you here, kiddo.
01:01:16Oh, my...
01:01:17Mom!
01:01:25Mom!
01:01:25Mom!
01:01:26Mom!
01:01:27What did you just call me?
01:01:29Mom, are you okay?
01:01:30Mom!
01:01:30Mom!
01:01:30Mom!
01:01:31Mom!
01:01:31Mom!
01:01:32Mom!
01:01:32Mom!
01:01:33Mom!
01:01:34Mom!
01:01:34Mom!
01:01:35Mom!
01:01:35Mom!
01:01:36Mom!
01:01:36Mom!
01:01:37Mom!
01:01:38Mom!
01:01:38Mom!
01:01:39Mom!
01:01:40Mom!
01:01:41Mom!
01:01:41Mom!
01:01:42Mom!
01:01:43Mom!
01:01:43Mom!
01:01:43So you're telling me that we switched bodies?
01:01:47Mom!
01:01:48Oh, please tell me this is one big elaborate joke.
01:01:51Oh, nope.
01:01:51This is not a dream.
01:01:56It's not rocket science.
01:02:00You unclip, you unwind, you find an outlet, and you go.
01:02:05You go clip it, here you go.
01:02:08That's good.
01:02:09I'm tired.
01:02:24Come on.
01:02:27Mom, are you okay?
01:02:29You're acting weird.
01:02:31How long do you have to play in any game for?
01:02:34It was not that fun.
01:02:36It never even was.
01:02:37Okay, sure, we can stop.
01:02:39But what did you just call me?
01:02:41Mom, you said when it was just the two of us,
01:02:44I could call you Mom.
01:02:45And now the game is over.
01:02:48Why do you call me, um,
01:02:50Raymond Father?
01:02:53Because I look just like him.
01:02:55And in the movies,
01:02:56daddies and sons always look the same.
01:02:58Well, those are just the movies, kid.
01:03:01You know, you gotta have
01:03:02some more kind of proof.
01:03:05But there is proof.
01:03:07What?
01:03:08The ring.
01:03:09If you draw and show it to Mr. Raymond,
01:03:11he could see it.
01:03:12It must be his.
01:03:14Do you remember what this ring looks like?
01:03:16He said it had a big green stone.
01:03:19All right, it's time for bed, kiddo.
01:03:21Miranda, what is it?
01:03:46I am Raymond.
01:03:48I am Raymond.
01:03:49What?
01:03:50Sorry, I don't have time for this.
01:03:51Mr. King and I have a very busy day ahead of us.
01:03:54I took you to a boutique on Rodeo Drive a few days ago.
01:03:57We talked to a woman named Cindy about an emerald ring.
01:03:59What?
01:04:00How did you know that?
01:04:00Because I am Raymond King.
01:04:03This isn't funny.
01:04:04What is it, some kind of prank you thought of?
01:04:06What's next, a camera and a big sign that says gotcha?
01:04:08Please.
01:04:08Three years ago, when your mom got sick,
01:04:11I found the best doctor in Germany to cure her.
01:04:13The procedure lasted about 12 hours and 34 minutes.
01:04:20Boss?
01:04:21Yeah.
01:04:22What happened?
01:04:24It's a long story.
01:04:26Anyway, plans change and I have a job for you.
01:04:28I need you to do another DNA sample,
01:04:30this time comparing my hair to Kirk's.
01:04:33Not Miranda's.
01:04:35Yes, sir.
01:04:36Okay.
01:04:38For the Better of K group,
01:04:46you need to give Alicia a chance.
01:04:48Why don't you invite her to dinner tonight?
01:04:52Miranda,
01:04:52why don't you go clean the bedroom or something?
01:04:55This is a private conversation.
01:04:56Steve, why don't you join us?
01:05:12Oh, no thanks, Mr., Miss, Mrs. King.
01:05:15I have stuff to do at the office.
01:05:18Where can I find, um, you know,
01:05:21Mr., uh, uh, Miss Miranda?
01:05:29What is going on with everyone today?
01:05:35Keep smiling like that and you won't get paid this month.
01:05:38So he is my son.
01:05:51Sir, not to interrupt your, uh, midlife crisis,
01:05:55but we have another problem.
01:05:57You have six meetings today.
01:06:00Okay, and?
01:06:05Oh, crap.
01:06:21Miranda!
01:06:24Okay, don't worry, sir.
01:06:25I mean, Miranda.
01:06:27We have a plan.
01:06:43Ladies and gentlemen,
01:06:49uh, I would like to introduce to you today
01:06:52my new advisor,
01:06:55Miranda.
01:06:57Uh,
01:06:59she will be stepping up today
01:07:00to lead today's meeting,
01:07:02and I trust that you
01:07:03will treat her
01:07:04with the same amount of respect
01:07:06that you treat me with,
01:07:07your boss,
01:07:09Raymond Cate.
01:07:31Oh, any idea on how to fix this?
01:07:34No, not a clue.
01:07:35Oh, my God.
01:07:35Oh, my God.
01:07:39Mr. King's office.
01:07:45Mm-hmm.
01:07:46Okay.
01:07:49Steve needs me.
01:07:50Stay here and wait for me.
01:07:53I...
01:07:53This is already my fifth coffee today.
01:07:58God, how much coffee does one person
01:08:00have to drink for their caffeine tolerance
01:08:01to be this high?
01:08:04Okay.
01:08:09Like I said,
01:08:11that just...
01:08:11It looks really good on you.
01:08:13What are you doing?
01:08:14Oh, it's you.
01:08:15That clumsy waitress.
01:08:17What are you doing here?
01:08:19Oh, I get it.
01:08:20You put those looks to use
01:08:21and seduced your way
01:08:22into a rich man's bed.
01:08:24I always knew you were a gold digger.
01:08:26Fuck off.
01:08:27No.
01:08:28Hey!
01:08:29What?
01:08:29Come on.
01:08:31Get back here.
01:08:32So what?
01:08:37Experimenting with my love life?
01:08:38What?
01:08:39No.
01:08:40Your mother was talking to me
01:08:42about how Alicia's the perfect match for you
01:08:44and look,
01:08:45I was just doing you a favor
01:08:46by making the first move.
01:08:48A favor?
01:08:49You think setting me up
01:08:51with another woman
01:08:52is doing me a favor?
01:08:54Another woman?
01:08:55I...
01:08:55I don't understand.
01:09:01What's happening?
01:09:02What's happening?
01:09:08It's just a solar eclipse.
01:09:09Don't sidetrack it.
01:09:12I'm sorry.
01:09:14Like, it is so funny.
01:09:16You looking at me like that
01:09:17with my face,
01:09:18is that actually how I look like
01:09:20when I'm mad?
01:09:21Well, it's your face.
01:09:22No, I just think you're doing it
01:09:23a little bit different.
01:09:24How would I be doing something differently?
01:09:26I don't know.
01:09:27Maybe it's the, uh...
01:09:27Oh, it's the hair.
01:09:28I never do my hair like that.
01:09:29I like it, though.
01:09:30It gives me a more...
01:09:31professional feel.
01:09:33This is exactly how you do your hair.
01:09:35No, no, it's not at all.
01:09:37I think I...
01:09:37You don't have your hair like that.
01:09:39I always have my hair like that.
01:09:40What did you do to my hair?
01:09:41No, you don't.
01:09:41No, your part is weird.
01:09:42I don't know what you did to the lips.
01:09:43Yeah, look at that.
01:09:44Okay, so I don't have, like, lips right?
01:09:45Your lips, your hair, your lips,
01:09:47your hair, your eyes,
01:09:48everything.
01:09:48Don't talk about my hair.
01:09:49Everything.
01:10:02Hey, don't try to sidetrack her.
01:10:06It's just the end of the solar eclipse.
01:10:08So, we got our bodies back just like that.
01:10:19What was that?
01:10:20Some kind of joke from the sun?
01:10:21Yeah, it's perfect timing, too.
01:10:23We've got a pretty important meeting in a few minutes,
01:10:25and I was trying to figure out how I was going to do it in your body.
01:10:29You stay here, and you figure out a reason why you've been lying to me for weeks.
01:10:32What are you talking about?
01:10:34Why you didn't tell me Kirk is my son.
01:10:46So, you're telling me it was you the whole time?
01:10:50I mean, didn't you recognize me?
01:10:53Well, that night I was drugged, and my memory was all fuzzy.
01:10:58Then I found out I was pregnant, but I didn't remember what you looked like.
01:11:01But I went in, and I asked the hotel staff, and they wouldn't tell me anything.
01:11:04So, I ran out of options.
01:11:07Okay, well, what about the ring, then?
01:11:09I sold it.
01:11:11You know, there was a time where Kirk and I really struggled to get by.
01:11:18What about you?
01:11:20Why didn't you recognize me?
01:11:22Well, you know, I was pretty messed up that night, too.
01:11:26I was looking for you for years.
01:11:27I mean, I sent Steve on hundreds and thousands of wild goose chases, but we could never come
01:11:32up with anything, but here you are.
01:11:37I'm so sorry that I accused you of being a spy sent by my cousin's family.
01:11:42It's okay.
01:11:44I mean, I haven't forgiven you quite yet, Mr. King.
01:11:46Okay, well, what can I do to earn your forgiveness?
01:11:50Mom!
01:11:51Dad!
01:11:51Dad!
01:11:54Mom!
01:11:55Dad!
01:11:55You can start by being a dad.
01:12:00Oh, you know what, kid?
01:12:03I, uh, I think you might be right.
01:12:06About what?
01:12:08We do look alike.
01:12:10I knew it!
01:12:13Hey, kiddo, what do you want for dinner tonight?
01:12:16Pizza!
01:12:16Pizza!
01:12:20Okay.
01:12:21It's pizza, then.
01:12:22Let's go get some pizza.
01:12:23Let's go.
01:12:28Let's go.
01:12:32Let's go.
01:12:32Let's go.
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