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She scored a billionaire hubby -- now she’s got moves and money to burn 'til sunrise!

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00:01Many have wondered what Jeff Bezos has been up to since his wedding to Lauren Sanchez.
00:06Well, he's in Ibiza dancing the night away.
00:12Did we say dancing the night away? Because we meant awkwardly standing the night away.
00:16Lauren is dancing up a storm. Jeff is standing there rather awkwardly.
00:20She is just loving the Ibiza vibes and Jeff just looks like he shouldn't be there.
00:26Okay, but it's a 10 second clip. It's not like it really says anything.
00:29It's a 10 second clip, but it says everything.
00:33That Lauren Sanchez loves that life.
00:36Jeff Bezos wants that life, but isn't really part of that life,
00:41but can become part of that life because of what he's achieved.
00:44And it all plays out right there in 10 seconds.
00:48I love this. This feels like a class, like Professor Levin.
00:52Fine, but we're gonna tweak it because very little rhymes with Levin.
00:56Hit it!
00:57Professor Harvey, Professor Harvey, we indulge his whims to keep from starving.
01:02Professor Harvey!
01:04It's not a 10 second clip of a dance. It's a 10 second clip of society.
01:09Wow. You're getting deep.
01:11And all it is is a dance, but it tells a whole story.
01:15I mean, this should be a sociology course.
01:18Really?
01:19Yes.
01:20Do we have a stick here?
01:21A stack?
01:22Well, no, to point to the board.
01:24Or you could just use it to beat us unconscious,
01:26because this is unbearable.
01:27Jeff Bezos is the fourth richest human on the planet,
01:30so he can dance whoever the hell he wants to.
01:32Goodbye, everybody!
01:33It's the color that are Thanks jelly!
01:37Yeah!
01:38Yeah!
01:43Yes!
01:45Yes!
01:47Absolutely.
01:48Yes!
01:49Yes!
01:51Hello, Alex!
01:52I don't know if we can do this for the next thing
01:53Yes!
01:54I don't know if we're in MTV.
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