- 5 months ago
The Boy I Hate
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00:00:00okay well all this noise is giving me a headache so i'm gonna go back upstairs
00:00:10oh there's tristan i lost my virginity to him and now he's cozying up to her
00:00:19it's also killing me is that he's my best friend she'll be pissed if she finds out i
00:00:26slept with her brother yeah i'll be up in a sec okay
00:00:32why is he acting like nothing happened between us
00:00:40all those feelings last night
00:00:43are they just gone
00:00:48i'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way
00:00:56i cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now
00:01:03look even way i'm not letting you drive across the country alone trying to figure out your
00:01:09life oh my god wait
00:01:10duh why don't you drive with my brother
00:01:13no i'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10 okay i love you bye
00:01:18you're supposed to knock not break down my dory
00:01:24giant
00:01:25never mind wren she's up now
00:01:38tristan long time no see
00:01:40mind if we skip the small talk
00:01:46i wasn't planning on coming to sherman oaks on my way to new york
00:01:49so is this your outfit or
00:01:56just hold on
00:01:58i think that was last time we saw each other
00:02:05i took a red eye from austin to surprise wren for a grad party
00:02:13i don't remember you at that party
00:02:15i uh
00:02:17left early to go out with my family and boyfriend
00:02:21steven boyfriend
00:02:23boyfriend
00:02:26is that all your luggage
00:02:28yeah but i gotta take the sculpture down first
00:02:30so
00:02:33and give me a hand
00:02:35I got it.
00:02:54We're going all the way to New York in that?
00:02:57That's the plan, sweetheart.
00:02:59Wow, Tristan.
00:03:00You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.
00:03:03Tell me, smiles.
00:03:06What exactly do you remember?
00:03:11Tell me, smiles.
00:03:14What exactly do you remember?
00:03:24Not much.
00:03:26Perfect.
00:03:27Makes two of us.
00:03:29You're saying you don't remember me?
00:03:31Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:03:33Yeah.
00:03:35Totally.
00:03:36But like you said, we've got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:03:41We don't have anything to do with each other, and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:03:44Agreed?
00:03:45Suit yourself.
00:03:46I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan.
00:03:48Steven.
00:03:49Would appreciate that.
00:03:50Get rid of me, man.
00:04:05See you next time.
00:04:06Come on.
00:04:07We'll see you next time.
00:04:08Let's see you next time.
00:04:10Let's see.
00:04:11Let's see.
00:04:12everything all right yeah uh i'm just i'm just worried about renee
00:04:25tell me about it she just barely moved six months ago and now she's getting married
00:04:31she even know the guy uh he and ren seem happy i guess they're in love what about you
00:04:38me yeah you are you in love or what yeah yeah actually i am yeah wasn't telling a joke but
00:04:50okay i i just think it's funny how you say you're in love but your little knight in shining armor
00:04:54is the one escorting you to new york yeah he has work it's very important yeah more important than
00:05:00you yeah you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last 10 minutes because your
00:05:06boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls so you look like uh nothing forget it no you can't do
00:05:15that come on finish your sentence tristian i'm a big girl i was gonna say
00:05:20you look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever
00:05:25my sex life is none of your business you're right absolutely i can't believe you just said that
00:05:36well you know if you're so concerned about my relationship could you just stop at stephen's
00:05:40office up here so i can say goodbye please all right whatever you say honey
00:05:44you got 10 minutes max no last minute quickies got it
00:05:53stephen turn the phone off you're killing the mood hey baby i gotta let it go to a voicemail so
00:06:08she thinks i'm in a meeting
00:06:09what are you gonna dump her ass you said you were gonna take me to hillary hey after the wedding
00:06:19kitten hey and if i'd have known she was gonna go to art school i would have never wasted my time
00:06:24tristan what are you doing here i've been gone for over a half hour
00:06:32what happened nothing let's let's go no you're crying did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you
00:06:39no tristan let's just go please before he sees me sammy
00:06:42can i help you you're the one who needs some help you slimy piece of shit
00:06:53you slimy piece of shit do i know you nah but i know you
00:06:59you're the guy stringing along something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go
00:07:04do you have any idea who you're talking to how do you even know sam better yet why do you even care
00:07:12let's just say i'm a friend someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking
00:07:18advantage of her kindness kindness it just doesn't really get my dick wet you know and uh also doesn't
00:07:26take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure you don't deserve to say her name
00:07:30all she ever does is care about you and you're here talking shit when you should be thankful
00:07:36she even gives you the time of fucking day who do you think you are coming in here and talking to
00:07:41me like that i'm the guy about to teach you some respect i'm gonna give you five seconds to get the
00:07:47hell out of my oh my god steven the fuck is wrong with you security get the hell out of my
00:07:57the fuck is wrong with you security you're lucky that's all i need hey if you ever badmouth samantha
00:08:07smiles again if you so much as look at her wrong you won't just be losing a client or two
00:08:13you'll be losing teeth got it
00:08:16what the hell was that all about hey i didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend oh you mean
00:08:28you're lying cheating bitch of a boyfriend god are you insane this has nothing to do with you
00:08:32why would you just because i don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him and it pisses
00:08:37me the fuck off why does it piss you off why do you even care because a guy like him doesn't know
00:08:43they're real you he doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day and i would never do
00:08:49that to you sam because i just i because you what sorry i i just forget it because you what
00:09:06forget it what i want to know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already
00:09:11i can't okay you can't so you're just gonna pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you
00:09:16tristan it's okay no it's not okay he's the fucking scum of the earth look i'll deal with steven later
00:09:21all right i don't want to cause any drama to today's big day so i'll just wait after the wedding okay
00:09:26smiles you know you deserve more than this don't you i just want to get out of here
00:09:33okay please
00:09:36fine just don't let me catch you crying again i don't know what i'll do
00:09:48see
00:09:51better
00:09:53hey sammy sorry i didn't pick up earlier honey today was crazy no it's okay no you're busy
00:10:20that plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me oh no are you all right
00:10:26yeah but it was just so weird seemed like he knew you big blonde guy kind of looks like a surfer
00:10:32nope doesn't sound familiar uh but i'm glad you're okay yeah i should be all right for the wedding
00:10:36i gotta go have a safe drive honey love you yeah i love you too see you soon
00:10:41don't look at me like that look i'll figure it out after the wedding this isn't forever
00:10:46yeah i heard that one before
00:10:59good night tristan
00:11:11good night tristan
00:11:29is this the book about the sexy elves and shit you know what you need a nice dip in the lake to
00:11:47wash off all our germs i can't even swim then i can just teach you duh
00:11:51he'll never understand how i feel about him to him i'll always just be his baby sister's best friend
00:12:03earth to samantha
00:12:04smiles
00:12:13there's something i've been wanting to tell you
00:12:18yes
00:12:22hey
00:12:25you guys mind if we share at the dock
00:12:31uh sure
00:12:48hey savannah
00:12:51it's samantha oh right for sure um so tristan said you're friends with his sister right
00:13:00you know it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us
00:13:07i don't think he'd listen to me come on sabrina you would be doing us a huge favor
00:13:12girl i can tell you what else is probably huge
00:13:16you don't need me to get him
00:13:19i'm nobody
00:13:21what the fuck's your problem huh
00:13:24what what's your problem
00:13:26please no one actually reads anymore
00:13:28that book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act isn't it
00:13:32what hey hey you want to be different so bad you really think playing all sweet and innocent
00:13:39is going to get him to like you
00:13:40what oh my god look at her blushing she thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid
00:13:46little books
00:13:47oh the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother
00:13:51i do not have a crush on him god just leave me alone
00:13:55oh yeah is that why you're parading your tits around
00:14:06so the nerdy girl's actually a slut huh
00:14:08hey what the hell's going on
00:14:11you want his attention sweetie well then let us help you
00:14:21hey what the fuck was that
00:14:26she's not coming back up
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00:15:09hey
00:15:10tell me you're alright
00:15:11oh my god
00:15:12wow chirsten you are literally a hero
00:15:14oh my god
00:15:15don't fucking touch me
00:15:16alright just get out of here
00:15:17babe
00:15:18come on
00:15:19it was an accident
00:15:20we were just
00:15:21messing around
00:15:22i said get out
00:15:23i said get out
00:15:25before you get thrown in the water next
00:15:27go
00:15:28are you hurt?
00:15:29are you hurt?
00:15:30they must have licked me with their nails
00:15:36they must have licked me with their nails
00:15:37thank you for saving me
00:15:44thank you for saving me
00:15:47thank you for saving me
00:15:52those girls
00:15:59those girls
00:16:02they push you in because of me
00:16:05it isn't your fault
00:16:07isn't it if i were to just pay more attention god i feel like such a piece of shit
00:16:09you're not a piece of shit
00:16:10you're not a piece of shit
00:16:11you're not a piece of shit
00:16:12you know if ren were there she'd call me the same thing and she wouldn't be wrong
00:16:16oh my god i'm so sorry i i'm so sorry i don't know why i just did that i just
00:16:26is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you?
00:16:29that was just my way of shutting you up
00:16:33oh really?
00:16:36then i should get you to shut me up everyday
00:16:39we shouldn't
00:16:52no no no ren is my best friend
00:16:54you kissed me first
00:16:56remember
00:16:57i i know but
00:16:58you're her older brother
00:17:00and she hates when girls make moves on you i
00:17:03but
00:17:04but
00:17:05you're not just any girl
00:17:08Sam
00:17:15forget everyone else
00:17:17it's just
00:17:18you and me
00:17:23do you want me, Sam?
00:17:27i couldn't quite hear those smiles
00:17:29was that a yes or no?
00:17:31i want you
00:17:32i want you
00:17:33Tristan
00:17:34i want you
00:17:35Tristan
00:17:36i want you
00:17:37Tristan
00:17:38i want you
00:17:39Tristan
00:17:43i want you
00:17:44i want you
00:17:48i want you
00:18:04i don't want to suck
00:18:05don't
00:18:06don't
00:18:07it's fine
00:18:16have you ever done this before?
00:18:18i think i'm really much my first everything
00:18:21i'm really much my first everything
00:18:22and i'm really much my first everything
00:18:24i think i'm pretty much my first everything
00:18:26i'm pretty much my first everything
00:18:28Sam, where were you?
00:18:56Where were you?
00:18:57I went to the bathroom.
00:18:59I don't remember you coming home last night.
00:19:04I lost track of time at the lake.
00:19:08You were asleep when I got back.
00:19:14The girls from across the lake came by when you were gone.
00:19:17You brought me this.
00:19:19So like, in exchange you'll give us your brother's number, right?
00:19:23Wren, I-
00:19:24Do they think I'm stupid? Like I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan?
00:19:28It's all anyone does. It's always about Tristan.
00:19:31Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me.
00:19:34You would never do that to me. Right, Sam? You're my friend because you love me.
00:19:45Of course.
00:19:46You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother.
00:19:50Come on.
00:19:52You know I hate him.
00:19:53We both hate him.
00:19:54He's a fuckboy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head.
00:20:00Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:20:02And he never will.
00:20:07Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:20:08And he never will.
00:20:10I know I can trust you.
00:20:12Always, Wren.
00:20:14Hold on.
00:20:15It's me and you.
00:20:25There they go. Showing out the golden boy. Again.
00:20:28Attention everyone. We are both so proud of Tristan.
00:20:33You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship.
00:20:37My boy's going to be a Longhorn.
00:20:40He had the summer off, but next week he is off to college and back to the grind.
00:20:46Isn't that right, son?
00:20:48Yes, sir.
00:20:55Tristan just had to invite his stupid jock friends over.
00:20:58Oh, great. The airhead's from across the lake are here, too.
00:21:06Hey?
00:21:09Whoa, are you okay?
00:21:10You look like you just saw a ghost.
00:21:12You want his attention, sweetie?
00:21:14Well, then let us help you.
00:21:21Yeah. Oh, yeah. Fine.
00:21:23God, all this noise is hurting my head.
00:21:25I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:21:27Do you want me to pick out a movie for us to watch?
00:21:30Yeah.
00:21:31Uh, I'll be up in a sec.
00:21:33Okay.
00:21:37Hey, Tristan.
00:21:38Can I talk to you?
00:21:39I feel like you've been avoiding me.
00:21:42All day.
00:21:45Oh, hey, Smiles.
00:21:47Need something?
00:21:49No.
00:21:50Never mind.
00:21:51Just...
00:21:53Forget it.
00:21:55Forget it.
00:21:57I knew you'd come around.
00:21:58Want to take this to your room?
00:22:01Ah, not in the mood.
00:22:02I knew you'd come around.
00:22:05Want to take this to your room?
00:22:06Ah, not in the mood.
00:22:07I knew you'd come around.
00:22:08Want to take this to your room?
00:22:09Ah, not in the mood.
00:22:13I'm never gonna be that stupid again.
00:22:14I'm never gonna be that stupid again.
00:22:15I'm never gonna be that stupid again.
00:22:16I'm never gonna be that stupid again.
00:22:17I'm never gonna be that stupid again.
00:22:19I'm never gonna be that stupid again.
00:22:21I'm never gonna be that stupid again.
00:22:23I'm never gonna be that stupid again.
00:22:25Tristan!
00:22:26Come on!
00:22:27I'm never gonna be that stupid again.
00:22:28I'm never gonna be that stupid again.
00:22:29I'm never gonna be that stupid again.
00:22:31I'm never gonna be that stupid again.
00:22:38I'm never gonna be that stupid again.
00:22:51It's already 10.
00:22:51We got to get on the road.
00:22:53If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds,
00:22:55I swear to God, I'll beat down this door with my fist.
00:23:01Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning.
00:23:03Please tell me you're not naked.
00:23:08Please tell me you're not naked.
00:23:09Put some clothes on.
00:23:10The people of Utah don't need to see that.
00:23:12Hate to break it to you, but lots of people want to see that.
00:23:15If you wanted to get me in bed, you could have just said so.
00:23:21Shut up.
00:23:22There was somebody else that was coming outside of their room.
00:23:24Put that on.
00:23:26God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:23:29Gee, thanks.
00:23:30Well, I'm just paying back the favor.
00:23:32Consider us even now.
00:23:38Hey, tell me you're all right.
00:23:42Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:23:44No.
00:23:45Why would I be?
00:23:47Grew up when you were in Ren.
00:23:48It's nothing I haven't seen before.
00:23:50It's okay to admit you liked what you saw.
00:23:54We're not teens anymore, Tristan.
00:23:56You can't tease me like this.
00:23:59What if I'm not teasing, though?
00:24:01What if I'm serious?
00:24:02Tristan Montgomery.
00:24:04Being serious?
00:24:05I'll believe it when I see it.
00:24:07Do I look serious enough now?
00:24:12It's in the scar.
00:24:13We should, uh, get going.
00:24:22Meet you, son.
00:24:23We're out of gas.
00:24:32No, we're not.
00:24:32Filled up yesterday.
00:24:36Hey.
00:24:37Gas gauge is broken, genius.
00:24:39Got gas last night.
00:24:40We were taking your depression now.
00:24:42We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge?
00:24:44Gotten us this far, haven't I?
00:24:46Do you know how many asshole-sounding things you say today?
00:24:57So, what have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:25:00I thought you didn't like small talk.
00:25:02Come on, lighten up smiles.
00:25:04No harm in some conversation, right?
00:25:06It's basically just school and work.
00:25:08And I graduated last year, now I'm a bartender.
00:25:11You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:25:13As much as I'd like to.
00:25:14I can't do art full-time unless it's paying my bills full-time.
00:25:18What about you?
00:25:19I own my own business.
00:25:21Cleaning pools.
00:25:23How did that happen?
00:25:24A year ago, I overheard some rich lady at a bar complaining about how disgusting her green pool was.
00:25:30Her friend started saying she should hire a good-looking pool guy to make her husband jealous.
00:25:35That's where I came in.
00:25:37Sounds like a bad porno.
00:25:38A bad porno?
00:25:40Oh, you wound me, Smiles.
00:25:55Hey, uh, Smiles, you still awake?
00:25:57Hey.
00:26:05Hey.
00:26:06Uh, I have a hell of a headache.
00:26:09Do you have any aspirin?
00:26:10Yeah, um, come in.
00:26:27You're gonna keep starin' or actually ask me about it?
00:26:36I'm sorry.
00:26:38I just don't remember you having that scar last time we met.
00:26:43How did you get it?
00:26:45Playing football?
00:26:46I remember it was raining.
00:26:51I was calling the play, lining up on the field, and nothing.
00:26:57I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out everywhere.
00:27:02That was the last time I played college ball.
00:27:04I lost my scholarship.
00:27:05I'm so sorry.
00:27:11Well, you still got the rest of our lives, don't you?
00:27:17Yeah.
00:27:17Thank you for the aspirin.
00:27:31I'm gonna let you get some sleep, all right?
00:27:33I'll see you tomorrow soon.
00:27:34What can I get for you?
00:27:43Just two coffees, please.
00:27:44Huh?
00:27:45So, you folks aren't from around here, are you?
00:27:48You and that popping hot dish of a man outside?
00:27:51Oh, no.
00:27:52We're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City.
00:27:55He's her older brother.
00:27:56So you're shacking up with your best friend's brother?
00:27:58No, I have a boyfriend.
00:27:59Well, that's complicated.
00:28:00But Tristan and I aren't.
00:28:02I mean, we hooked up once, but it was years ago.
00:28:04He doesn't even remember.
00:28:05Oh, sweet pea.
00:28:10You think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road wouldn't remember
00:28:15something like that?
00:28:17I think he can't.
00:28:20Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:28:27Hey.
00:28:29Anything sound good?
00:28:31What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:28:33Uh, what do you mean?
00:28:38I can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me, right?
00:28:44Uh, I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle.
00:28:50Yeah.
00:28:54What do you remember about me?
00:29:00It's okay.
00:29:01I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:29:08Especially the last one.
00:29:14I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:29:19Did some stupid shit there?
00:29:20I guess we all did stupid shit.
00:29:25You know what else I remember?
00:29:27I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:29:33Oh, really?
00:29:34Is that it?
00:29:36What is that supposed to mean?
00:29:40Nothing.
00:29:40You are completely right, Smiles.
00:29:47That's exactly who I am.
00:29:48Did we just run out of gas?
00:30:06I filled up three hours ago.
00:30:08I told you this would happen.
00:30:15We're out of gas.
00:30:17No, we're not.
00:30:18For the last time, we did not run out of gas.
00:30:21Oh, yeah?
00:30:21How do you know?
00:30:22I know my car.
00:30:23My God.
00:30:26Do we have a problem?
00:30:28You are my problem.
00:30:30My best friend is getting married in three days.
00:30:32And instead of giving me a real answer, you're saying cryptic shit like,
00:30:35I know my car.
00:30:36Because you're too much of a man to admit when you don't know anything.
00:30:43What do you want me to say?
00:30:45That it's my fault?
00:30:47Fine.
00:30:47It's my fucking fault.
00:30:49This whole mess is my fault.
00:30:51God, I should have never agreed to do this.
00:30:53So just told Ren no.
00:30:54Agreed to what?
00:30:57Ren talked you into this.
00:31:02Didn't she?
00:31:03You didn't want to drive me.
00:31:06Sam.
00:31:10Sam.
00:31:10No, no, I'm sorry.
00:31:12I'm sorry.
00:31:12I didn't mean it.
00:31:15Hey.
00:31:15Hey.
00:31:20I'm frustrated, too.
00:31:25We're in this together.
00:31:26All right?
00:31:27You and me.
00:31:39What in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?
00:31:45Man.
00:31:46You two are real lucky I found you.
00:31:48Well, I'll have one of my boys come out and tow your car, bring it back to the shop.
00:31:52We'll take a look in the morning.
00:31:53For now, let's get you someplace cozy.
00:31:55Hey, we appreciate the help.
00:31:56Oh, if possible, could you please tell them to be careful?
00:32:00I have a gift for my friend in the trunk, and I don't want it damaged.
00:32:03You have my word, miss.
00:32:05Thank you so much, sir.
00:32:06Ah.
00:32:07Just call me Bob.
00:32:08So, what brings you two around these parts?
00:32:13We're on our way to New York.
00:32:14My best friend's getting married.
00:32:16Well, then you're the maid of honor.
00:32:17I'll bet you're a hell of a stunner in your dress.
00:32:20Don't you agree, son?
00:32:21100%.
00:32:23How can I help you tonight?
00:32:32Uh, two rooms, please.
00:32:34Mm-hmm.
00:32:36Ah, shoot.
00:32:38I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:40I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:50That's okay.
00:32:51We'll just go somewhere else.
00:32:53Thanks.
00:32:55Uh, sir?
00:32:56We're the only spot in town.
00:33:00Everything else is over three hours away.
00:33:07One room will be fine.
00:33:09Look, it's just one night.
00:33:12Sorry I was being silly.
00:33:13So, are we gonna talk about it?
00:33:28I...
00:33:29I think it's better if we don't.
00:33:33Let's just forget it.
00:33:41Sorry.
00:33:43About what I said at the cafe earlier, I didn't mean it.
00:33:48I know.
00:33:54Good night, Sam.
00:34:01Hey, honey.
00:34:02Sorry I haven't called.
00:34:03I've been caught up at the office.
00:34:05How's the drive been?
00:34:06It's been crazy, honestly.
00:34:08The car broke down and we had to...
00:34:10That's nice.
00:34:11Anyway, I got some bad news, Sammy.
00:34:13My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend.
00:34:15I can't make it to the wedding after all.
00:34:17Are you kidding?
00:34:18I mean...
00:34:19No, you're supposed to fly in Friday.
00:34:20You can't miss one single fucking work event.
00:34:22Honey, you're being ridiculous.
00:34:24I can't tell my boss no.
00:34:26He needs me.
00:34:26Yeah, well, what about what I need?
00:34:28Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:34:30I mean...
00:34:31No, no, no.
00:34:31We've been planning this for months, Steven.
00:34:33God, how could you?
00:34:34I...
00:34:35What was that?
00:34:43What was that?
00:34:44Huh?
00:34:45Oh, nothing.
00:34:46My co-worker just said something.
00:34:47Anyway, I'm sorry to have let you down, but I promise I'll make it up to you when you get back.
00:34:51Okay?
00:34:51See you soon.
00:34:52Hey, you okay?
00:35:02What happened?
00:35:04Steven's not coming to the wedding.
00:35:05I broke up with him.
00:35:10What are you gonna say?
00:35:11I told you so.
00:35:12You should have dumped him from the start.
00:35:13Smiles, you dumbass.
00:35:14Sam, no.
00:35:16I'm sorry.
00:35:16No.
00:35:17Everything in my life is falling apart.
00:35:19I don't want to hear some bullshit.
00:35:20Like, I'm sorry.
00:35:21Okay, just wait.
00:35:22No, I should have never agreed to this.
00:35:23I should have said no.
00:35:25I should have...
00:35:25Sam, Sam!
00:35:39Sam!
00:35:45God, I'm going fucking jerk!
00:35:47Will you just stop?
00:35:48I'm trying to help.
00:35:49Why?
00:35:51Because!
00:35:52Because why?
00:35:53Because you can't swim.
00:35:56You remember.
00:35:58Sam, just listen.
00:36:00Oh, you lied to me, Tristan.
00:36:02You do remember Lake, the night of the cabin, everything.
00:36:05Don't you?
00:36:07Yes, I remember.
00:36:11Sam, where are you going?
00:36:16Sam, where are you going?
00:36:18I'm going to get as far away from you as I can.
00:36:20Also, I can swim now, asshole.
00:36:24Sam, just stop.
00:36:25Samantha!
00:36:31Yeah.
00:36:31All right, all right.
00:36:33All right.
00:36:34Yeah, be right there.
00:36:40Fuck!
00:36:41i picked up the car um we're not gonna leave until we
00:37:11talk i don't feel like talking what are you doing i don't know but i don't want to think
00:37:36anymore how much have you had to drink doesn't matter
00:37:49make me feel things tristan things i've never felt before
00:37:57i hate you so much but i want you so bad it scares me
00:38:05it scares me
00:38:12it scares me
00:38:16it scares me
00:38:20i'm sorry i can't
00:38:39hey you hungry
00:38:59is this how it's gonna be the rest of the trip
00:39:12like what
00:39:15like you not talking to me
00:39:17not even looking at me
00:39:20is this all because of last night
00:39:24hey answer me
00:39:30yes
00:39:32yes
00:39:35this is exactly how it'll be
00:39:37if you don't want me at least have the balls to tell me to my face
00:39:40i can handle words but i can't
00:39:42what mean bears me like that
00:39:45why let me make a fool of myself over you again
00:39:47hey hey hey
00:39:49you think i don't want you
00:39:52you think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night
00:39:56i have never wanted anything or anyone like i want you
00:40:00and last night
00:40:02i almost lost control
00:40:05but you were drunk and
00:40:07i wasn't going to take advantage of you like that
00:40:12hey
00:40:14hey
00:40:15hey
00:40:16hey
00:40:17hey
00:40:18hey
00:40:19hey
00:40:20hey
00:40:21hey
00:40:22hey
00:40:23hey
00:40:24hey
00:40:25hey
00:40:26hey
00:40:27hey
00:40:28hey
00:40:29hey
00:40:30hey
00:40:31hey
00:40:32hey
00:40:33hey
00:40:34hey
00:40:37hey
00:41:02Hey, so one room or two?
00:41:05Um, one room, please.
00:41:11Here you go.
00:41:13We gotta use the bathroom real quick.
00:41:15Wait, can I use your phone?
00:41:16Mine died in the pool.
00:41:18Tell her I say hi.
00:41:20Christopher, you lowlife sack of shit.
00:41:22Tell me where you are right now.
00:41:24Renee, it's me.
00:41:26Oh my god, Sam?
00:41:27Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:41:29I fell in a pool, it's a long story, but I...
00:41:32I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:41:33Don't be.
00:41:34I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:41:35I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:41:38God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:41:40So use us telling each other everything?
00:41:42Yeah, about that, I...
00:41:44Be sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:41:46Love you!
00:41:51Everything good?
00:41:52Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
00:41:57You okay?
00:41:59Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:42:02Look, I think whatever this thing is,
00:42:06it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:42:09What?
00:42:10Why?
00:42:11Is this because of Renee?
00:42:12Yesterday was a mistake.
00:42:18And it can't happen again.
00:42:21Really?
00:42:22Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake, too?
00:42:26I don't know, you tell me.
00:42:31No, you tell me.
00:42:32You wanna talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:42:34Let's do it.
00:42:35What are you talking about?
00:42:36You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:42:39Some stupid shit there.
00:42:41You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex!
00:42:44I hate Tristan.
00:42:47Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:42:49Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:42:50And he never will.
00:42:52Ring any bells?
00:42:53You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:42:59Did you mean it?
00:43:00Of course I didn't.
00:43:02Then why'd you say it?
00:43:03Why'd you push me away?
00:43:04And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:43:07Renee is my best friend.
00:43:09And she...
00:43:10You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:43:13I just...
00:43:14I didn't wanna hurt her!
00:43:16God.
00:43:18I'm sorry.
00:43:19I just...
00:43:21I don't regret last night.
00:43:23And I do wanna tell Ren, I just...
00:43:26I'm so tired of secrets.
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:32It's okay.
00:43:34I get it.
00:43:37You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:43You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:49I, uh, came to drop off some things at the house and...
00:43:53I saw my dad...
00:43:56With his assistant.
00:44:00Tristan!
00:44:01My parents are gonna try and play nice at the wedding, but...
00:44:07My mom's a fucking mess.
00:44:09And I feel like I'm just...
00:44:11Waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:44:14Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:16Last month, I opened my first art gallery.
00:44:19And I didn't sell a single piece.
00:44:21I watched everyone walk past me and my life's work.
00:44:25And I realized I'd spent...
00:44:27Years...
00:44:29Wasting my time...
00:44:31Chasing some stupid dream.
00:44:34It isn't stupid.
00:44:36You're what makes you happy, right?
00:44:39Then it's worth it.
00:44:42My ex wouldn't think so.
00:44:45You're still in love with him, are you?
00:44:48Oh, God, no.
00:44:50Honestly, I don't...
00:44:51Know if I ever was.
00:44:53Then why'd I stay with him so long?
00:44:55Everything with Steven was...
00:44:57Easy.
00:44:58Comfortable.
00:45:00Even when I knew there was nothing there,
00:45:01I didn't want to admit my relationship was another...
00:45:04Failure.
00:45:07It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:45:14I'm so scared of failing, I haven't let myself live.
00:45:22You deserve everything.
00:45:31You hear me?
00:45:33Everything.
00:45:35I wanted to hate you.
00:45:39But I don't.
00:45:41I don't.
00:45:43I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:45:47I never have.
00:45:52I have something for you.
00:46:16Whew!
00:46:17You finally made it.
00:46:18I have something for you.
00:46:23A cell phone?
00:46:26If we're gonna pretend like nothing's happening,
00:46:29we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:46:34Wild Stallion?
00:46:36Is that your code name?
00:46:37Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:46:41I can't help you, we hate each other.
00:46:45Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:46:48It's what you want, right?
00:46:49Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Steven.
00:46:52I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day
00:46:53and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five-year late...
00:46:56Ow!
00:46:58Uh, your head smiles.
00:46:59I said I understand.
00:47:01You can be my dirty little secret.
00:47:02Oh, stop.
00:47:05So, did you tell Renee we're here, or...?
00:47:07You motherfuckers!
00:47:08Took you long enough?
00:47:10You're gonna have to bulk up if you want a sec.
00:47:12Whoa, whoa.
00:47:13Careful, that's my future bride, man.
00:47:15Finn, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:47:18Just good to see you again, man.
00:47:20And you must be Samantha.
00:47:22Renee has said so much about you.
00:47:23I feel like I already know you.
00:47:25Bring it in.
00:47:27I'll take your bag.
00:47:28Yes!
00:47:29Oh, my God!
00:47:30Oh, my God!
00:47:31I know!
00:47:32How was it right?
00:47:33Did Tristina play nice, or do I need a beat as us?
00:47:35What are you gonna do, twinkle toes?
00:47:36Do a pirouette on me?
00:47:37A pirouette on your corpse, if you were me to my bestie, yes.
00:47:39Relax, Ren.
00:47:40It wasn't bad.
00:47:41It was...
00:47:42Kinda nice, actually.
00:47:43You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down,
00:47:45because he was driving around with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:47:47Yeah?
00:47:48And...
00:47:49You know?
00:47:50You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down,
00:47:52because he was driving around with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:47:54Yeah?
00:47:55And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:47:58I don't think I ever heard a,
00:47:59Thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:48:01I didn't need saving from a pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:48:03Jeez.
00:48:04You were not kidding.
00:48:05They really do hate each other.
00:48:06Yeah.
00:48:07Anywho!
00:48:08You big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:48:10I need to get my native auto fitted into a dress!
00:48:12Yeah!
00:48:13I need to get my native auto fitted into a dress!
00:48:15Yeah!
00:48:16I need to get my native auto fitted into a dress!
00:48:19I need to get my native auto fitted into a dress!
00:48:22No!
00:48:23Dave.
00:48:24Tissue!
00:48:25Okay.
00:48:26Tire works.
00:48:27Mom!
00:48:28Please.
00:48:29Okay.
00:48:30You'll figure it out.
00:48:45Are you alone?
00:48:47You wish.
00:48:48I'm with Renee in her room.
00:48:49My room's next door.
00:48:50That's too bad you should be in mine instead.
00:48:52Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:48:54I like it when you call me that.
00:48:55What's your room number? I'll be there in two minutes.
00:48:57You can't. I'm with your sister.
00:48:58Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:49:00Sam, can you come here for a sec? I need help picking out my earrings.
00:49:03See what I mean?
00:49:04Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:49:06Come to my room later, please.
00:49:08Sam, are you alive?
00:49:10I gotta go. I'll talk to you later.
00:49:16Okay, which ones?
00:49:18I think the pearls.
00:49:20Thank God you're here.
00:49:22I can't wait to be married so I never have to clean the wedding again.
00:49:26It just took me so long to get here. I'm sorry I miss so much.
00:49:29Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:49:31If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you
00:49:34when all the shit went down on the way here.
00:49:36When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:41When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:44I broke up with him.
00:49:46When? Why?
00:49:48He's cheating on me.
00:49:53You were right, Wren.
00:49:54I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:49:56I...
00:49:57I just blindly went along with it.
00:49:59Look, I was gonna wait until the end of your wedding to end things, but I...
00:50:03When he told me he couldn't make it and all, I just...
00:50:05I couldn't do it anymore.
00:50:07God, I'm sorry.
00:50:10But I called him and told him it's over, so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:50:17How do you take it?
00:50:18Like a pussy?
00:50:19I have no clue.
00:50:20My phone drowned at the Iowa Motel pool.
00:50:24Come here.
00:50:26Oh, serves him right.
00:50:29Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me nonstop trying to get to you.
00:50:33I'm done with him.
00:50:35That's the fucking spirit!
00:50:37Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:50:40And I'm gonna make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:50:43Oh, God, I miss you so much.
00:50:59We've only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:51:04I had you all of myself for days.
00:51:06Non-stop.
00:51:07I'm hooked on you now.
00:51:09Wait, hold on.
00:51:10Can we...
00:51:11Can we talk?
00:51:13Sure.
00:51:14What about...
00:51:15I was talking with Wren earlier and...
00:51:18Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours because it's next to Renee's.
00:51:23So she wouldn't find out.
00:51:25Thank you, Tristan.
00:51:27I didn't even think of that.
00:51:29So, what'd you talk about with her?
00:51:31Does she know about us?
00:51:32No, but...
00:51:34I think...
00:51:36I think I want to tell her the truth.
00:51:38Tomorrow.
00:51:40Are you sure?
00:51:41Your parents are gonna be here and...
00:51:43I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from her.
00:51:47But I'm done, too.
00:51:50No more hiding.
00:51:51I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:51:54How could you?
00:51:55Rene.
00:51:56How could you?
00:52:24I...
00:52:24I...
00:52:25Why was she here?
00:52:31Did someone see?
00:52:33Mom showed up this morning and, uh...
00:52:36Dad wasn't with her.
00:52:39She found out about the affair and she came here.
00:52:42And she saw us and...
00:52:46Oh my God.
00:52:52You were right.
00:52:54I should have just told her from the start.
00:52:58If we were kids, this is where you would say something smug and I would show you if you'd call me an idiot.
00:53:05Well, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:53:10Mom's down in the lobby.
00:53:12She's in shock too.
00:53:13Will you be alright without me for a little bit?
00:53:15I'll be okay.
00:53:19I'll be okay.
00:53:29See you over here so again?
00:53:31Come in love with Tristan.
00:53:42Fucking Montgomery.
00:53:46Thanks for coming, guys.
00:53:47It's good to have you.
00:53:48I'm not getting ready.
00:53:49I'm not getting ready.
00:53:50I'm not getting ready.
00:53:50I'm not getting ready.
00:53:50I'm not getting ready.
00:53:50I'm not getting ready.
00:53:51Excuse me.
00:53:51How's Wren?
00:53:53As well as can be expected.
00:53:59Now, Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours.
00:54:02Now, I've only met their dad once, but I never would have thought he'd do something like this.
00:54:07Maybe something happened to him.
00:54:09Like, his flight got canceled or his phone died.
00:54:13Surprise!
00:54:14Steven, what are you doing here?
00:54:16I left work for you, Sammy.
00:54:21Aren't you happy to see me?
00:54:23Didn't you get my text?
00:54:24What text?
00:54:25I didn't get any text.
00:54:26The text I sent you in Iowa.
00:54:29Before I fell in the pool, oh my God.
00:54:31I broke up with him.
00:54:41Wait.
00:54:42Don't I know that guy?
00:54:44God, I cannot believe you, Steven.
00:54:46Jesus Christ, I came out all this way, and you're not even happy to see me.
00:54:49And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:54:52Look, I don't want to make a scene.
00:54:53Let's just go talk some...
00:54:54No.
00:54:56Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:55:03No.
00:55:04Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:55:07God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:55:10And you're not even a little bit grateful for everything that I've done for you.
00:55:13I broke up with you.
00:55:16Excuse me?
00:55:18I texted you that I was breaking up with you because I know you're cheating on me with
00:55:21your secretary.
00:55:23And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss or your shitty law firm, you pretentious
00:55:27fucking asshole.
00:55:28Honey, what?
00:55:30What are you talking about?
00:55:31Come on, you're being crazy.
00:55:33You know I love you.
00:55:34I would never cheat on you.
00:55:36I saw her.
00:55:37She was on your lap.
00:55:38You're going to dump her ass.
00:55:40You said you were going to take me to hell.
00:55:42Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:55:44You were there.
00:55:46Sammy, honey.
00:55:47Listen, that girl, she's nobody.
00:55:51I'll admit, I made a mistake.
00:55:53But I can change.
00:55:55No, Steven.
00:55:56I made the mistake of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:56:00But it's over now.
00:56:01I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:56:03Sam, you're not in the right mind.
00:56:06I know you love me.
00:56:07You can't live without me.
00:56:08You even told me so.
00:56:10Listen to me.
00:56:11You don't know what you're throwing away with me.
00:56:13You need me.
00:56:15Not anymore.
00:56:16Now get out.
00:56:34My dad isn't coming.
00:56:36Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.
00:56:38Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
00:56:44I went to his room, but he wasn't there.
00:56:47I tried calling.
00:56:49It's typical Tristan.
00:56:51It doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak.
00:56:54He gets that from my dad.
00:56:57Why didn't you tell me?
00:56:58It was your wedding.
00:57:00I didn't want to take your big day away from me.
00:57:02It's bullshit, and you know it.
00:57:05You're right.
00:57:06I didn't tell you because my feelings were so big,
00:57:12and everything was happening so fast.
00:57:14What, you don't think I can handle the truth?
00:57:17I'm an adult, Sam.
00:57:18We're all fucking adults now.
00:57:20I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:57:24Not even you.
00:57:25Because if I told you, then that makes it real, and I...
00:57:29I didn't know if I was ready for that.
00:57:31You love Tristan?
00:57:32You love Tristan?
00:57:36Yes.
00:57:38I love him.
00:57:44I love him so much.
00:57:51Then you need to tell him.
00:57:53I know.
00:57:53Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
00:58:17Her mother and I do.
00:58:18Finn, do you take Renee to be your lawfully-witted wife?
00:58:25I do.
00:58:26Do you take Finn to be your lawfully-witted husband?
00:58:29I do.
00:58:32Then, by the power vested in me by the state of New York,
00:58:36I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:58:39You may kiss the bride.
00:59:18I told you about my dad's affair.
00:59:21I told you how that shit wrecked me,
00:59:22and you just let me lay in your bed like I'm just another goddamn plane.
00:59:29Please let me explain.
00:59:32Save it.
00:59:34I'm done.
00:59:39Hi.
00:59:39What are you doing in here?
00:59:40I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor is in here dying inside.
00:59:50Come on.
00:59:51I locked the door.
00:59:51Will you please come out?
00:59:52Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly, and I need to sit.
00:59:55I remember when I went to see Tristan during fall finals sophomore year.
01:00:08It was because he was in a bad accident.
01:00:09It was because he was in a bad accident.
01:00:09I know.
01:00:10I know.
01:00:11He told me his football career was over after that.
01:00:15But what I remember most was him immediately looking at my dad.
01:00:18All Tristan saw was disappointment.
01:00:21So after everything with my dad broke his world, when he saw you as Steven, I ended it with Steven.
01:00:29He didn't get my text, but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:00:32I know.
01:00:34I know.
01:00:35He won't even talk to me.
01:00:37Even if he won't talk to you, you need to talk to him.
01:00:40If you really love him, now listen.
01:00:43Come on.
01:00:51Please give it up for Samantha Smiles.
01:01:02I have known Renee Montgomery since we were in First Grid.
01:01:06Last year, she called me up at midnight and told me she met a guy.
01:01:11She told me she loved him and that they were getting married.
01:01:15Now, I didn't say this at the time, but my first thought was, are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:01:21I've been with a man for five years and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.
01:01:24How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:01:27Because I realized, Ren had it right.
01:01:32Time doesn't matter when you're giving your heart to someone else.
01:01:36Because love is about being vulnerable and doing the things that scare you.
01:01:42Like giving your heart to someone after only a few weeks or a few days.
01:01:47That's how Renee and Finn fell in love.
01:01:50And that's how I did too.
01:01:51To the bride and groom.
01:01:55And to love that is timeless.
01:02:08Excuse me.
01:02:09Is this sculpture yours?
01:02:11Um, yes, it's mine.
01:02:13I own a gallery in Soho.
01:02:15Give me a call when you can.
01:02:16I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces.
01:02:19I'm sorry.
01:02:20All my pieces?
01:02:21Absolutely.
01:02:23Your art is precisely what I'm looking for.
01:02:26I look forward to your call.
01:02:46Hey, can we talk?
01:02:48Oh, now you want to talk?
01:02:49After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:02:51I know.
01:02:52I stood up in front of all those people.
01:02:53I...
01:02:54I was scared.
01:02:59Okay?
01:03:00I was shady to you.
01:03:01I know that.
01:03:02I was angry, hurt, and instead of letting you in, I shut you out.
01:03:06So when I saw you with Stephen, all of those insecurities, you started pouring out of me again.
01:03:12I mean, he had you for five years.
01:03:15I only been with you for a few days.
01:03:17Eventually, I dropped the ball, and you see that it wasn't enough.
01:03:20So I convinced myself that it would hurt less if I just walked away first, you know, that you'd be better off with someone else.
01:03:33Trust him.
01:03:33I realized that I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:42I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:44Hey, I know now that if I let that happen, I will be giving up on the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:03:53Time stops when I'm with you.
01:03:57It stopped the night of the cabin all those years back.
01:04:00And it stopped again when you got in my car in Los Angeles.
01:04:06Yeah, I know I should let you go, but I want you to need me the way that I need you.
01:04:14How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:04:17Because, Samantha Smiles, I am just miserably, pathetically in love with you.
01:04:24I want every week, every day, every moment to be with you.
01:04:33What do you say?
01:04:34Forget the past, ignore the future, let's just get in my car and drive, you and me.
01:04:39We'll go anywhere the world wants to go.
01:04:40I'll go anywhere in the world with you.
01:04:43You're really going to take us around the world in this piece of junk?
01:04:46Sweetheart, I'll make sure it gets us a fucking Pluto.
01:04:49You know, as long as I'm going with you.
01:04:50Just say yes, please, say yes, please.
01:05:08Yes.
01:05:13Oh!
01:05:17And I won't run out of gas.
01:05:18I love them both, but I'm literally going to kill them if they don't make up before the honeymoon's over.
01:05:24Maybe some relationships just take time to...
01:05:27Wait, isn't it them right now?
01:05:29No fucking way.
01:05:31They're making out too.
01:05:34Whoa.
01:05:34You owe me 50 bucks?
01:05:36Did you two dumbasses really think you could get away without saying bye to the bride?
01:05:41I hope you know I'm going to be so annoying that you're guys sweating.
01:05:44Oh, get your hands off my girl, Brad.
01:05:46Hey, she was my friend before she was your girl, okay?
01:05:49You're always going to be number one.
01:05:50Oh, we will see about that.
01:05:52Have fun on your honeymoon, Sugar Plum.
01:05:55We are going to hit the road.
01:06:01Where are you guys even going?
01:06:02To the gas station.
01:06:04We are going to hit the road.
01:06:32We're going to do running.
01:06:33You
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