00:00UNO MASS
00:06UNO MASS
00:08Thanks
00:09You're Johnny Cage
00:11I loved Citizen Cage
00:13When I was a kid
00:15Thanks man, I appreciate it
00:17They should do a reboot
00:19Nobody wants that
00:21Shit went out in the 90's
00:25Johnny Cage
00:27You have been chosen to fight
00:29Tell me you're not some crazy fans
00:33How are you doing that?
00:35Are you coming or what?
00:43Where the hell am I?
00:45It's called Mortal Kombat
00:51It's a fighting tournament
00:53To the death
00:55Fuck that
01:03This is a war
01:05To the fate of your world
01:07Haha, you dickheads in or what?
01:11I'm not some champion
01:13I don't have transformer arms
01:15Or shoot lightning bolts
01:17Shoot lightning bolts
01:19This shit's got nothing to do with me
01:23I'm an actor
01:27I find you annoying
01:29Not the face
01:31Shit
01:33There's a war
01:35Open over that side
01:39You can run but you can't hide forever
01:41Ever
01:43It's time
01:45To become the hero
01:47You were meant to be
01:50Alright, you big ugly fuck
01:54It's showtime
01:55Get over here
02:05Get over here
02:11Only the strong survive
02:13Finish him
02:19Finish him!
02:22Are you shitting me?
02:23You don't have any pounds
02:24It's just incredibly handsome
02:26Oh no, stop me!
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