00:00You
00:07Uno mas, thanks.
00:09You're Johnny Cage. I loved Citizen Cage when I was a kid.
00:15Thanks, man. I appreciate it. They should do a reboot.
00:20Nobody wants that.
00:22Shit went out in the 90s.
00:25Johnny Cage, you have been chosen to fight.
00:28Tell me you're not some crazy fans.
00:33How are you doing that?
00:34Are you coming or what?
00:43Where the hell am I?
00:45It's called Mortal Kombat.
00:51It's a fighting tournament.
00:53To the death.
00:58Fuck that.
01:03This is a war for the fate of your world.
01:07You dickheads in or what?
01:11I'm not some champion.
01:13I don't have transformer arms.
01:16Or shoot lightning bolts.
01:17This shit's got nothing to do with me.
01:22I'm an actor.
01:26I find you annoying.
01:28Not the face!
01:29There's a war for the no one outside us.
01:30You can run but you can't hide forever. Ever.
01:42It's time...
01:44to become the hero...
01:47you were meant to be.
01:48All right, you big ugly fuck, it's showtime.
02:03Get over here!
02:10Only the strong survive.
02:18Freeze him!
02:21Are you shitting me? You don't have any powers!
02:23It's just incredibly handsome.
02:25Oh, no, stop me!
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