00:00Uno Mas, thanks.
00:02You're Johnny Cage.
00:04I loved Citizen Cage when I was a kid.
00:08Thanks, man. I appreciate it.
00:10They should do a reboot.
00:12Nobody wants that.
00:14Shit went out in the 90s.
00:18Johnny Cage,
00:20you have been chosen to fight.
00:22Tell me you're not some crazy fans.
00:24How are you doing that?
00:26Are you coming or what?
00:28Where the hell am I?
00:38It's called Mortal Kombat.
00:40It's a fighting tournament.
00:44To the death.
00:48Fuck that.
00:50Fuck that.
00:57This is a war for the fate of your world.
01:01You dickheads in or what?
01:05I'm not some champion.
01:07I don't have transformer arms.
01:10Or shoot lightning bolts.
01:13This shit's got nothing to do with me.
01:16I'm an actor.
01:20I find you annoying.
01:23Not the face.
01:36It's time to become the hero you were meant to be.
01:43All right, you big ugly fuck.
01:47It's showtime.
01:50Get over here!
02:05Only the strong survive.
02:12Are you shitting me?
02:16You don't have any powers.
02:17It's just incredibly handsome.
02:20No, no, no, no!
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