Romance, Drama, Comedy
When an encounter with the swinging scene has an unexpected impact on David's impotence,
Alice thinks she might have found the solution to all their problems, but the poly-amorous world is a difficult place for a love story to flourish.
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When an encounter with the swinging scene has an unexpected impact on David's impotence,
Alice thinks she might have found the solution to all their problems, but the poly-amorous world is a difficult place for a love story to flourish.
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Short filmTranscript
00:01:00I'm getting wet, really wet.
00:01:15My naeples are erect, throbbing.
00:01:21I have his earlobe between my teeth.
00:01:31And now you, David.
00:01:35What are you doing to Alice?
00:01:38I have one hand on her bottom and I'm playing with myself.
00:01:50On a scale of 1 to 10, what angle would you say your erection was at this point?
00:01:577.5?
00:02:05Although erectile dysfunction or ED is primarily of organic and vascular cause, psychological factors play a role in most cases.
00:02:19ED has been shown to compromise overall quality of life and is associated with depression, anxiety and loss of self-esteem.
00:02:28Treatments vary from oral agents to intraurethral suppositories.
00:02:32And another more drastic option is a penile implant.
00:02:36An incision is made with a penis and scrotum joint.
00:02:39An opening into one of the erection chambers is made and sutures are placed.
00:02:46A special inserter is used to draw the cylinder out of the shaft of the penis.
00:02:51A pocket is made for the pump.
00:02:54The pump is placed deep in the scrotum.
00:02:56The pump is set to the pump.
00:03:25do you think they're moving out because John's pregnant well that's the way
00:03:45things go marriage kid a boom I was thinking if I lose my job we should move on and start a garden
00:03:58but not like the hippies for profit like in LA we rented your cottage and then you and me grow
00:04:06carrots and eggs and potatoes I could probably draw you a carrot but I don't think I could grow
00:04:12you want I'm sure you could grow me a carrot
00:04:17oh you're so tense your necks like a fist
00:04:33that good
00:04:40oh my goodness what's this
00:04:54David Dornstone you have a 7.5
00:05:07well let's get this thing into therapy
00:05:11whoo
00:05:13ha ha ha ha
00:05:14yes
00:05:20Don't think I'll talk.
00:05:48I don't want to work, OK?
00:05:51OK.
00:05:54Just relax. You're doing just great.
00:05:57I'm getting really hot.
00:06:00Stop.
00:06:09You're not feeling dizzy, are you?
00:06:11A little, yeah, kind of.
00:06:14Jesus.
00:06:16Promise you won't be angry.
00:06:19Oh, it's not your fault, baby.
00:06:21I crushed some special pills into your ice cream.
00:06:25What?
00:06:26That's what the blue bits were.
00:06:28How many did you use?
00:06:30Just a couple.
00:06:33It's gone totally numb.
00:06:35Can't feel a thing.
00:06:39It was meant to be romantic.
00:06:41Fuck.
00:06:42It's like Robocock.
00:06:44Don't you want to make love to me?
00:06:49No.
00:06:50I don't.
00:06:51I didn't mean that.
00:06:54Of course, I want to make love to you, but...
00:07:04I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack.
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08I'm sorry.
00:07:09I can't feel like
00:07:21I'm sorry.
00:07:26Welcome to the Career Help Shop, part of the Department for Employment.
00:07:56We're experiencing an unexpected volume of calls today. Your call is in a queue and will be answered shortly.
00:08:11Why not brush up on your interview technique with our handy list of do's and don'ts available online.
00:08:26Thank you for waiting.
00:08:42Career Help Shop. We're here to help you, help yourself.
00:08:50A person. Hi, I made a claim for unemployment benefit eight weeks ago.
00:08:54Thank you for waiting. Alternatively, you may wish to call back later.
00:09:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:09:54Hello, you're sticking to shampoo.
00:09:56Can I take your nostril and shoot him some work, please?
00:10:00Hello?
00:10:02Oh, God, um, yeah, hi, I...
00:10:06Fuck.
00:10:12Come on.
00:10:30Oh, I can't take her...
00:10:37Hello!
00:10:45Ah, Dan.
00:10:47How you doing?
00:10:48How's it all going?
00:10:49If you know anyone in the market for the CEO of a bankrupt design company, I'm your man.
00:10:54It is.
00:10:57Fucking awards.
00:11:00Who's the girl?
00:11:02Alice.
00:11:04I did a big project for a magazine she worked for and we just kind of hit it off.
00:11:10That's good. Moving on already.
00:11:13For you.
00:11:31Hey!
00:11:32Daddy, Daddy, did you bring something?
00:11:34Yeah, just let me get inside first.
00:11:40Ten to six, David.
00:11:42Yeah, I know. I got held up. I was held up.
00:11:47How's the job hunt coming along?
00:11:49Good. Yeah, the CVs are out. Search continues.
00:11:53How are your parents? I sent them a cheque towards the mortgage.
00:11:57Look, just have her back for 6.30. Don't let her go down the slide. She'll only get filthy. Okay?
00:12:03Bye.
00:12:05We're going out for dinner. Bye, darling.
00:12:06Bye.
00:12:07Bye.
00:12:08Bye.
00:12:09Bye.
00:12:10Bye.
00:12:11Bye.
00:12:12Bye.
00:12:13Bye.
00:12:15Bye.
00:12:16No slide.
00:12:17Well, Mommy's not here, is she?
00:12:20You little rascal!
00:12:22Come on!
00:12:24Let's go and slide.
00:12:26As you know, the redundancies reflect our sales.
00:12:29We're down 34%.
00:12:31About 14% worse than most of our competitors.
00:12:35We need real-life, cutting-edge, human-interest stories.
00:12:39Stories with a universal twist that we can sell internationally.
00:12:43Without syndication, this magazine will be pulled.
00:12:46First round of pitches will be Monday morning.
00:12:59Hey, Dario!
00:13:01You couldn't believe the shit today.
00:13:07You here?
00:13:16Good morning.
00:13:23Good evening.
00:13:25It's okay.
00:13:27Good evening.
00:13:36Okay.
00:14:05Give Daddy a kiss.
00:14:07Bye to Daddy.
00:14:09Good girl. Come on, then.
00:14:11Bye, Daddy.
00:14:13Bye, Daddy.
00:14:15Bye, Daddy.
00:14:17See Daddy soon, darling.
00:14:25Look, let's get ready for dinner. Do you want to wear your new dress, darling?
00:14:35Get home here, more.
00:14:37Home.
00:14:47Get home.
00:14:49Get home.
00:15:05What's up?
00:15:23Here was me thinking you'd been sitting here for the last two months sending out your CV.
00:15:29What are you talking about?
00:15:31They're both orally and anally bi.
00:15:35What does that even mean?
00:15:37I'm not really sure how that happened.
00:15:39Look, I was bored and one thing led to...
00:15:41I'm boring?
00:15:42I didn't say that.
00:15:43Or ugly or fucking what?
00:15:45Don't be ridiculous.
00:15:47Why are you laughing at me?
00:15:49I'm not.
00:15:51I'm not.
00:15:53You could have at least said something. I might have actually let you fuck total strangers if it helped with our problem.
00:16:07I don't want to fuck total strangers. I was on hold to the job center. It was something to do. I'm sorry.
00:16:13I'm sorry.
00:16:15Where are you going?
00:16:17To meet some normal people.
00:16:19Alice, I didn't do anything!
00:16:21No, they're washing up.
00:16:23They're out.
00:16:25You might have to stop you.
00:16:27What can I do?
00:16:29I don't know.
00:16:31I don't know.
00:16:33No, I don't know.
00:16:35I don't really have to.
00:16:37I don't care.
00:16:39Where are you?
00:16:41I'm sorry.
00:16:43I don't care.
00:16:44I don't know.
00:16:45I don't care.
00:16:46I don't care.
00:16:47I don't care.
00:16:48I don't know.
00:17:18I don't know.
00:17:48Are you sleeping?
00:17:50Yeah.
00:17:54You know normal people are so weird.
00:17:56Go to sleep, Alice.
00:18:02You're so soft and warm.
00:18:14Yes.
00:18:16A story.
00:18:18Mr. Tickler.
00:18:20A story time.
00:18:22They were kissing.
00:18:24And you put very hard on his knee.
00:18:28Stroke his thigh.
00:18:30They were kissing.
00:18:38And you put very hard on his knee.
00:18:44Stroke his thigh.
00:18:46You want me to tell you?
00:18:50Okay.
00:18:52They started French kissing.
00:18:56Joan and Tom went into the bedroom and left us alone.
00:19:00Oh, you're getting hurt, Daddy-o.
00:19:04Okay.
00:19:08She put his hand up her skirt.
00:19:12I tried to leave but she told me to stay where I was and watch.
00:19:16Huh?
00:19:18It's okay.
00:19:20I'm just telling you what happened.
00:19:22She was right beside me.
00:19:30Touching him.
00:19:32God, you're so hard, Daddy-o.
00:19:36Yes.
00:19:38Okay.
00:19:40Okay, you're fine.
00:19:46I'm touching myself now.
00:19:58You want a little bit more of my story?
00:20:02It was scary but exciting too.
00:20:06She started to suck his cock in front of my face.
00:20:10Yes.
00:20:12Yes.
00:20:18Oh, God.
00:20:20You're inside me, my love.
00:20:24I'm losing it.
00:20:26You're fine.
00:20:28Keep going.
00:20:30You're fine.
00:20:32Keep going.
00:20:34You're fine.
00:20:36This is no good.
00:20:38Sorry.
00:20:39It's okay.
00:20:40It's okay.
00:20:50It's just sleep.
00:20:52It didn't actually do that in front of you, did it?
00:20:54Mm-hmm.
00:20:55I dumped you up in the bath and I spent the next half hour stuck in the dishwasher.
00:21:04Good story, though.
00:21:05We actually totally did it.
00:21:06Well, sort of, for like ten seconds.
00:21:08But it was amazing.
00:21:10I loved it.
00:21:26Well, sort of, for like ten seconds.
00:21:33But it was amazing. I loved it.
00:21:38A total breakthrough.
00:21:41A revelation.
00:21:43A revelation.
00:21:45Ladies and gentlemen, for one night only,
00:21:49I give you a substantial tumescence.
00:21:56Anything else?
00:22:16Erectile dysfunction is women's fault.
00:22:19We do a long-running surgery.
00:22:21Anything stronger?
00:22:23We've seen a 6% increase in male suicide since the start of the recession.
00:22:28This is a lifestyle magazine, not a socialist pamphlet.
00:22:31What about sex?
00:22:32The agricultural minister's affairs everywhere.
00:22:35But no-one is on the mistress's side.
00:22:38Yeah? Worth a try.
00:22:40What about swinging?
00:22:45Yeah, I like swinging at parties.
00:22:50There are 218,000 people on this site alone.
00:23:0220% are couples.
00:23:0460% are single men.
00:23:0610% are single women.
00:23:08And 3% are transvestites.
00:23:10There are 48 sites like this in the UK alone.
00:23:12We are in the group of the second sexual revolution.
00:23:13Stats are all very well, but we need emotion.
00:23:15Why do they do it?
00:23:16Is that some kind of therapy?
00:23:17Are they perverts?
00:23:18Or are they just like us?
00:23:19It needs to be based on real interviews with real people.
00:23:20Can you do that?
00:23:21Sure.
00:23:22Okay.
00:23:23Do it.
00:23:24Okay.
00:23:25Do it.
00:23:26Okay.
00:23:27No.
00:23:28No, no, no.
00:23:29No.
00:23:30It's not for the first time.
00:23:31No.
00:23:32No.
00:23:33No, no.
00:23:34No.
00:23:35No.
00:23:36No.
00:23:37No.
00:23:38No.
00:23:39No.
00:23:40No.
00:23:41No.
00:23:42No.
00:23:43No.
00:23:44No.
00:23:45No.
00:23:46No.
00:23:47No.
00:23:48No.
00:23:49do you know any swingers
00:23:55mba does it look like it's got a business degree to you married but available no way
00:24:07you have been doing your homework could you do it could you share me with a guy like this
00:24:14when it may end saying with jealousy and angry and horny as hell
00:24:21alice you know i have this sudden mad urge for cheese on toast
00:24:44no cheese
00:24:53thanks
00:24:57alice what are you doing
00:25:00what does he look like let's see if we get a new reply
00:25:05you're not actually going to post that alice yeah he's done i'm sorry wetty betty
00:25:15and mr diggler a good couple
00:25:20good couple
00:25:27you're not going to believe this
00:25:30what
00:25:37steve and shona
00:25:39busty and lusty swinging couples six aim
00:25:43they want to meet us
00:25:47like for real in a bar
00:25:49you're not being serious are you
00:25:55yes unless you absolutely forbid me
00:25:58okay i absolutely forbid you
00:26:00come on david fuck it i do this or i lose my job
00:26:05and then we'll both be stuck at home
00:26:07walking
00:26:08okay we need a signal
00:26:11uh get the fuck out of here
00:26:13what about pocket meter
00:26:19or
00:26:20banana
00:26:21a bit obvious maybe
00:26:23god i'm shaking
00:26:27they probably won't turn up anyway
00:26:29i bet she's really sexy and furt with you
00:26:32okay this is it
00:26:39so are you two married no i know we're not
00:27:00so are you two married no i know we're not
00:27:07you
00:27:09i'm married
00:27:10yeah we are
00:27:11so uh
00:27:13what's your favorite football teammate
00:27:15i'm not really into football
00:27:17i could say that uh i started early
00:27:24yeah
00:27:25david has a little girl you know she lives with her mother
00:27:27mmm
00:27:28do you know any sports
00:27:29i'm not really into sports
00:27:31do you watch the international games like
00:27:32football
00:27:33yeah
00:27:34can i ask you something
00:27:35yeah of course
00:27:37i see
00:27:41lads we're just gonna go and powder our noses
00:27:45right
00:27:46why don't you get to know each other
00:27:48hmm
00:27:50i just wanted to know did you push you into doing it
00:27:58not exactly no
00:28:01you see this
00:28:03it's my third time round and this time
00:28:06i'm not gonna let a man fuck it up
00:28:09they're all the same
00:28:11you know as soon as you tie them down they start cheating on you
00:28:14really
00:28:15mm-hmm
00:28:16they're all big wains really
00:28:17winks
00:28:18wains
00:28:19children
00:28:20kids
00:28:21i don't i don't play
00:28:23no
00:28:24watch it
00:28:25no
00:28:26what do you do
00:28:28well um nothing at the moment really
00:28:34er
00:28:35right aye aye
00:28:36i'm unemployed
00:28:37i had a business
00:28:39aye yeah
00:28:44it's your favorite jet lee movie
00:28:46and i thought well at least if i could choose who he's shagging
00:28:50i could pick some decent ones
00:28:53i let him think he's having his cake and eating it
00:28:56it's been five years now and we have never been happier
00:29:00hey boys
00:29:01hi
00:29:02hi
00:29:03hi
00:29:05shall we put some money in the parking meter
00:29:08no
00:29:09that used to be our safety of it didn't it
00:29:11oh
00:29:12so what's your your word now
00:29:18babysitter
00:29:19you're not meant to keep it a secret
00:29:23so er
00:29:24would you like to
00:29:25go and put some money in your parking meter
00:29:27i could phone the babysitter
00:29:29maybe you could just come back to ours and have a boogie
00:29:33right
00:29:34the heating on
00:29:43wee drinky eh
00:29:44warm myselfs up
00:29:45just watch your feet in those toes and he's off you messy
00:29:59now what can i get you something fizzy or if you don't like that i've got body if you want
00:30:02i'll have vodka
00:30:04vodka
00:30:05um just some tap water for me thanks
00:30:07tap water
00:30:08yes
00:30:09okay
00:30:10get some tunes on will you eh
00:30:12davy maybe you could do that for me and i'll go and give stevie a wee hand in the kitchen
00:30:16okay
00:30:18there you go
00:30:20there you go
00:30:21david
00:30:22really
00:30:23they make me go kind of creepy
00:30:27so
00:30:28how far are you gonna take this
00:30:29just pick some different music
00:30:31this is gold
00:30:34i'll get you a drink
00:30:56oh god i'm gonna come
00:30:58no stevie
00:30:59not so you've had a go with her first
00:31:01no no don't let us interrupt you really
00:31:03we are cool just watching
00:31:04it's uh our first time
00:31:06oh come on
00:31:07you're mails away from home
00:31:08we've got all night
00:31:11live a little bit
00:31:14nanometer
00:31:16actually we just wanted to talk
00:31:19more time wasters eh
00:31:21get them out stevie
00:31:22get the fuck out now
00:31:23get to it
00:31:24come on
00:31:25get out of here
00:31:26wow
00:31:27ah
00:31:28Oh, the kitchen table, big in front of us.
00:31:50I know. Kitty crunchies.
00:31:58Hey.
00:32:16It's kind of shocking to see her over the table like that, yeah?
00:32:21Ah, yes.
00:32:28Ah!
00:32:33Oh!
00:32:34Damn you, son.
00:32:37Ah!
00:32:38Ah!
00:32:40When he's dressed into her, her breasts fell out of her breath.
00:32:45Yes.
00:32:46Ah!
00:32:47Ah!
00:32:48Ah!
00:32:49Ah!
00:32:50That nip is well left.
00:32:51Yes.
00:32:52Yes!
00:32:53Ah!
00:32:54Yes!
00:32:55Yes!
00:32:56Ah!
00:32:57Ah!
00:32:58Ah!
00:32:59Ah!
00:33:00Ah!
00:33:01Ah!
00:33:02Ah!
00:33:03Ah!
00:33:04Ah!
00:33:06Ah!
00:33:07Ah!
00:33:08Ah!
00:33:09Oh, David.
00:33:10He-he-he!
00:33:11I fucking adore you.
00:33:12I love you.
00:33:13I fucking adore you.
00:33:16Oh, I love you.
00:33:33I'm sorry, but as I've already explained,
00:33:36the claim is not for you,
00:33:38but your household.
00:33:41So if your partner is working,
00:33:43we have to assess her earnings too.
00:33:46Until then, your claim for benefits is declined.
00:33:50So if I lived on my own, you'd give me benefits?
00:33:55Would you like a form for your partner's earnings
00:33:58so we can reassess?
00:34:00Yes.
00:34:10Please.
00:34:14There's the room through the looking glass
00:34:17that's just the same as our drawing room,
00:34:20but everything is the other way around.
00:34:23And in a moment, Alice was through the glass
00:34:27and had jumped lightly down into the looking glass room.
00:34:31Sleepy time now.
00:34:40Dada?
00:34:41Yes, darling?
00:34:42Can you stay here?
00:34:44Can you stay here?
00:34:47Okay.
00:34:55Just till you fall asleep.
00:35:14Hey.
00:35:15Hiya.
00:35:31Should we let her look alike?
00:35:32Good.
00:35:34Brushed her teeth all by herself.
00:35:35Wow.
00:35:36So, next Thursday, same time?
00:35:42Actually, there's something I'd like to talk to you about.
00:35:46Right.
00:35:47Hey, don't worry about that.
00:35:48It's fine.
00:35:49It's all right.
00:35:50I need you to have a little look at this.
00:35:53Our signatures need to be witnessed by a lawyer,
00:35:56and then it's all done.
00:35:59Okay.
00:36:00Well...
00:36:02I'll look over this, then.
00:36:03It's...
00:36:05I've booked us in for two weeks' time.
00:36:14I'd really like to meet Alice sometime.
00:36:23Hi.
00:36:24Er...
00:36:25Is that Marcia?
00:36:27It's, er...
00:36:28Alice, from Swingin' Paradise.
00:36:30You gave me your number.
00:36:38Great.
00:36:40Marcia, hello.
00:36:44Spain, originally.
00:36:45But, er...
00:36:46I'm always on the move, you know.
00:36:47Never... never managed to stay in one place for long.
00:36:51But I like it here.
00:36:52Scotland is great.
00:36:53Yes, er...
00:36:56W slash G, I guess.
00:36:58Yeah.
00:37:00You know, er...
00:37:02We're quite new to all this, though.
00:37:05Hey, Daniel.
00:37:08Er...
00:37:09I'm in here.
00:37:14Hey.
00:37:16It's so early.
00:37:17What are you doing in bed?
00:37:22Is Amy okay?
00:37:24Yeah.
00:37:25She's great.
00:37:27How was your day?
00:37:28Good.
00:37:31Quite exciting, actually.
00:37:33And...
00:37:34You might find it interesting as well.
00:37:36Oh?
00:37:37Mm-hmm.
00:37:40What have you done?
00:37:43You know, I...
00:37:45I think that it's okay.
00:37:48It...
00:37:49It's okay to be turned on by watching.
00:37:53If watching another couple helps us to have sex, that's cool.
00:37:58Is this some kind of test?
00:38:00No.
00:38:04I...
00:38:06I have to meet another couple tomorrow, and I don't want to go by myself.
00:38:10If you love someone, let them be free.
00:38:19I know I don't want no one suffocating me.
00:38:24Don't set up for ownership.
00:38:27Make it deep.
00:38:29If you love someone, it should feel good to let them breathe.
00:38:33So...
00:38:34When you see me walking around with him, I'm not just another chicken.
00:38:50His...
00:38:52Girl.
00:38:54When you see me walking around with him, I'm not just another chicken.
00:39:00His...
00:39:01Girl.
00:39:02And I can be proud that I'm his girl, cause I know that I'm good on by myself.
00:39:07See, I don't need his love.
00:39:09I really want him, right?
00:39:11And it can feel good that he's my guy, cause he knows it don't mean that he's just mine.
00:39:16I don't want to own him or control him.
00:39:19I just want our souls to be aligned.
00:39:21So when you see me walking around with him, I'm not just another chicken.
00:39:26I'm...
00:39:28His...
00:39:29Girl.
00:39:30When you see me walking around with him, I'm not just another chick.
00:39:35I'm...
00:39:37His...
00:39:39Girl.
00:39:40When you see me walking around with him, I'm not just another chick.
00:39:44He picked up for the walk around, he's gonna look back down again.
00:39:47I'm the one he loves to trust.
00:39:50He goes out on the town, I don't get jealous.
00:39:54It's all about affection, I possess you with us.
00:39:58And I do exactly what I want.
00:40:01When I'm with him and when I'm not.
00:40:02When I'm not.
00:40:03Is that done when you reach up to do it?
00:40:05I can't help.
00:40:06Marcia, I couldn't tell you about the first time we met up with another couple.
00:40:09Oh my God, it was impossible not to laugh.
00:40:11The guy did his striptease.
00:40:13Really?
00:40:14Yes.
00:40:15Yeah.
00:40:16Yeah, really.
00:40:17Cheers.
00:40:18Come on in, I'll show you the house.
00:40:24Wow.
00:40:25I love your paintings.
00:40:26Mmm.
00:40:28David went to art school, you know.
00:40:30He's very talented.
00:40:32Well, we tried to collect local work.
00:40:34Maybe we could see some of yours.
00:40:36Oh, it was a long time ago.
00:40:39Mostly graphics, really.
00:40:41Is he always this modest?
00:40:43Well, shall we get some drinks?
00:40:46Sure.
00:40:49Here, this way.
00:40:56Nice windows.
00:40:59Venetian.
00:41:00This used to be a playroom.
00:41:02Horrible.
00:41:04Cartoony wallpaper, so we just knocked through.
00:41:07We are not having children.
00:41:10Little bout of absence.
00:41:15Sláinte.
00:41:16Sláinte.
00:41:17Cheers.
00:41:18So, do you want to see upstairs?
00:41:28Well, me as well.
00:41:29It's the nicest part of the house.
00:41:48What?
00:41:49Mm-hmm.
00:42:02Oh, my God.
00:42:03Oh, my God.
00:42:18I'm gonna suck his cock.
00:42:37Do you want it?
00:42:38I do.
00:42:44Banana meter?
00:42:45No.
00:42:46No.
00:42:48No.
00:43:07No, no.
00:43:10No.
00:43:13Oh, man.
00:43:14Why, it's so hard.
00:43:33Look at them watching us.
00:43:37I want to see her, Tess.
00:43:44I want to see her.
00:44:14I want to see her, Tess.
00:44:19Kiss me.
00:44:23What do you mean to you?
00:44:31I'll do it if you want me to.
00:44:34Or we could just watch.
00:44:35Just watch.
00:44:43Do it.
00:44:53Sure.
00:45:05I love you.
00:45:13I love you.
00:45:21Kiss me.
00:45:35Like depressed.
00:45:47Kiss me.
00:45:49Kiss me.
00:45:51Kiss me.
00:45:53Kiss meick.
00:45:55Push me.
00:46:00Kiss me.
00:46:02Kiss me.
00:46:03I want to fuck him.
00:46:33I'm going to fuck him.
00:46:42Stop.
00:46:45I'm sorry.
00:46:50Just wait.
00:46:55Wait for me.
00:46:59Sorry.
00:47:01I spoiled it for you.
00:47:02For me?
00:47:03This is for both of us.
00:47:05Hey, don't walk away from me.
00:47:08Please, David.
00:47:10Don't be jealous.
00:47:11Look.
00:47:13Why don't you go home?
00:47:15I just need to walk this off.
00:47:18I'll be right back.
00:47:18I do.
00:47:28I didn't know.
00:47:32I've got it.
00:47:33I'm sorry.
00:47:34Oh, yeah.
00:47:35I'm sorry.
00:47:35I'm sorry.
00:47:36I'll see you next time.
00:48:06Oh, he's so hard.
00:48:36He turned off your phone.
00:48:53I've been worried sick.
00:49:00I don't want to talk about what happened tonight.
00:49:04Ever.
00:49:06Okay.
00:49:09I don't know why you stay with me.
00:49:10I don't know either.
00:49:22I hate this fucking country.
00:49:24It's cold and wet, and everybody's fucking miserable.
00:49:28Why do you think I stay here?
00:49:34I could just...
00:49:36get in a plane and start again.
00:49:42It wouldn't be the first time you know that.
00:49:44I'm here because of you.
00:50:02You are clever, talented, funny.
00:50:12You just need some time.
00:50:16I'm going nowhere, so please, Dadio, don't push me away.
00:50:20I'm sorry.
00:50:34I'm sorry.
00:50:44Let's go.
00:50:44I thought you were going to interview a young couple.
00:50:53The key to the new sexy hip internet swinging scene.
00:50:57Well, I was following a couple, but they pulled out.
00:51:00How about an overview?
00:51:06The sexual politics of swinging.
00:51:08The alternative to marriage.
00:51:10No, that's dull.
00:51:11We need one fee.
00:51:12It's not a thousand.
00:51:17There's always...
00:51:19There's always this woman.
00:51:23She's not exactly a sexy young thing, is she?
00:51:26She had sex with over 2,000 million.
00:51:29Good.
00:51:30And she's agreed to an interview?
00:51:34Yes.
00:51:36I'm meeting her later.
00:51:42Okay.
00:51:45Do you want to get back?
00:51:47I take this.
00:51:48You don't like.
00:51:50Right.
00:51:53My father's a naval officer.
00:51:55My mom was a typical military wife,
00:51:57following the big man around the world with a child in tow.
00:51:59Why on earth?
00:52:00Would you want to know that?
00:52:02Eh...
00:52:02Oh, it's nice to have someone take such an interest in me and my brain rather than just my body.
00:52:09Come on, David.
00:52:10You have to admit she's fascinating.
00:52:11I mean, you should have heard her on the phone.
00:52:15I mean, you should have heard her on the phone.
00:52:15She's been a naturist, a tantric couples therapist, a bondage mistress.
00:52:20I mean, how many women her age...
00:52:24She's a freak, obviously.
00:52:25She might even be able to get to the bottom of your problems.
00:52:32Sorry.
00:52:34Our problems.
00:52:35Okay.
00:52:38If you really can't do it, I'll get Tony to come.
00:52:43Who's Tony?
00:52:46Tony is 28.
00:52:51Well-endowed.
00:52:54We'll work together.
00:52:55We should never click on that feckin' website.
00:53:12Oh, come on.
00:53:14After you, monsieur.
00:53:29You have no idea how many fakes there are in the scene these days trying to get free pussy?
00:53:33The most tragic of all is when you arrange to meet a couple and only one of them shows up.
00:53:38The guy.
00:53:38Of course.
00:53:40And he'll say something like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry, Simone, or whoever, has a cold.
00:53:44She couldn't make it.
00:53:44But why don't we have a threesome and she'll get you later.
00:53:50Man, huh?
00:53:51He's a rascal.
00:53:53You mean things have changed?
00:53:56Oh, God, yes.
00:53:58Life is not about freedom anymore.
00:54:00It's about what you can get for free.
00:54:03Back in California, I was a polyandrist.
00:54:06There was Jago and Tom, Sally and Yvette.
00:54:10Yvette was a transsexual from Warhol's factory.
00:54:12We lived together like one big couple for three years.
00:54:15We had rotas for everything, gardening, cooking, even bonking, of course.
00:54:20The men rarely did the dishes, though.
00:54:22We agreed to do this water-only diet and have 30 tantric orgasms a day.
00:54:28Wow.
00:54:29I'll give you terrible diarrhea.
00:54:31And things never change?
00:54:32Oh, God.
00:54:37I could just tie him up and spank him.
00:54:41We hold weddings and Cayleys here throughout the year.
00:54:48Our night's a little different, though.
00:54:49Going up.
00:54:59So, is this a swinging motel?
00:55:02Oh, no, that would be illegal.
00:55:04We're vigilant of the nosy barkers and frauds, but we're not doing anything we're ashamed of.
00:55:08The hotel just happens to have a lot of people once a month who like fucking each other senseless.
00:55:12We take this whole floor for our parties.
00:55:17On soiree nights, all the doors are open.
00:55:25I don't believe in boundaries between people.
00:55:30Men, women, black, white, young, old.
00:55:34Down at the end of the corridor is where we have the black room.
00:55:37The black room?
00:55:38It's an ancient ritual from the Shawnee American Indians where the blind find their sight and the ugly become beautiful.
00:55:49Someone once made love to my armpit in there for half an hour.
00:55:52It was divine.
00:55:53Let me show you my other favorite rum.
00:55:55I call this the bridal suite.
00:55:59Now, my dears, don't be shy.
00:56:02I've seen hundreds of couples with problems like yours.
00:56:06Come on, sit.
00:56:06David, Alice.
00:56:11Take my hand.
00:56:12Okay.
00:56:13Sit down.
00:56:14That's it.
00:56:15Now, just fall back on the bed.
00:56:18Fall back on the bed.
00:56:20That's it.
00:56:23Breathe in.
00:56:25That's it.
00:56:26Laugh just keeps everything.
00:56:28It really is.
00:56:30Look up at that couple in the mirror.
00:56:32Breathe together.
00:56:33Breathe together.
00:56:34Breathe together.
00:56:34Breathe together.
00:56:34Breathe together in and out.
00:56:37Breathe in.
00:56:40Breathe out.
00:56:43In and out.
00:56:46In and out.
00:56:49You've never seen yourselves like this before.
00:56:53Still and beautiful.
00:56:56Breathe in.
00:56:58Breathe out.
00:56:59In and out.
00:57:03Let yourself melt into each other.
00:57:07In and out.
00:57:08Bloody hell.
00:57:22That was...
00:57:23It's like I've been in a car crash.
00:57:25My legs are still trembling.
00:57:28I mean, you were so orgasmic.
00:57:31I know.
00:57:36I can't believe we...
00:57:38Screamed so loud.
00:57:39Yeah?
00:57:39Yeah.
00:57:40Me too.
00:57:44It was like losing my virginity.
00:57:48Only good.
00:57:49Does it mean we are...
00:57:59Cured?
00:58:01I don't know.
00:58:02Does it?
00:58:05Listen.
00:58:07I've been thinking.
00:58:09Mm-hmm.
00:58:09How would you like to meet Amy tomorrow?
00:58:15You should have done that eight as good.
00:58:24David Johnston.
00:58:26I would love to meet your daughter.
00:58:28How would you introduce me?
00:58:36Like your girlfriend or your partner?
00:58:40Partner is horrible.
00:58:41Yeah.
00:58:41Don't worry about it.
00:58:42Just play it as it comes.
00:58:45Okay.
00:58:51Hey, Alice.
00:58:53Off.
00:58:58Oh.
00:59:00Thanks.
00:59:03Right.
00:59:04So, I'll see you in the park around three.
00:59:07One and a half.
00:59:09Don't be so nervous.
00:59:11You'll be fine.
00:59:20Good luck.
00:59:23Bye.
00:59:36Same here and here.
00:59:39Okay.
00:59:40They make it very simple, don't they?
00:59:51It's a mere formality, really.
00:59:55That's great.
00:59:56I'll get the certificates mailed out to you right away.
00:59:59Good luck to you both.
01:00:03Thanks.
01:00:03Thanks.
01:00:06So, you're a free man.
01:00:08I'll pick Amy up at the park about four.
01:00:12Yeah.
01:00:13Good.
01:00:14I'm going to introduce you to Alice today.
01:00:17That's good.
01:00:18I'd like to meet her myself.
01:00:24Daddy!
01:00:25Did you ever leave that before we play football?
01:00:28Yeah.
01:00:29Now hold my hand on the road.
01:00:30Very, very busy.
01:00:31Hello, Tiger.
01:00:36Where have you been hiding?
01:00:39And who is this gorgeous girl?
01:00:42My name's Amy.
01:00:43Your name's Amy.
01:00:44Well, you are just a gorgeous little one.
01:00:46Tarsia, we really need to get a move on.
01:00:48We're running late.
01:00:49Okay.
01:00:49Um, well.
01:00:51Go say hi to Alice for me.
01:00:54No, you'd, um, love to spend more time with you guys.
01:00:59Where are we going, Daddy?
01:01:02Shush.
01:01:02We're going to the park.
01:01:04Who is that lady?
01:01:05Just someone from work.
01:01:07But Mummy says you don't have work.
01:01:09Mummy should mind her own feckin' business.
01:01:11Look, we're going to go to the park and see Alice.
01:01:17You'll like that, won't you?
01:01:19I was just, uh, popping in to get a repeat prescription for the pill.
01:01:23And I also wanted to get, uh, the sexual health check-up thing.
01:01:29Okay.
01:01:31So, I have some news for you.
01:01:35Maybe you were expecting this?
01:01:38No.
01:01:38The results show that you're pregnant.
01:01:46I doubt it.
01:01:48Your records show some history.
01:01:51Yeah, I, um, I've two abortions before.
01:01:56Um, yeah.
01:01:57Are you sure there's no mistake?
01:02:01It's a lot to take in.
01:02:03I know these things can be complicated.
01:02:08Ah!
01:02:30Oh, Daddy, Daddy!
01:02:32It's okay.
01:02:33It's okay, Daddy.
01:02:34My name!
01:02:34My name!
01:02:34It's okay. It's okay, Amy.
01:02:37Just put her down.
01:02:38Don't be scared.
01:02:38Just let her go.
01:02:40You okay? Everything okay?
01:02:42You're fine, baby.
01:02:44But the nice lady didn't mean to scare you.
01:02:46You want to say hello to her?
01:02:47No?
01:02:48Amy! Darling!
01:02:50Mommy!
01:02:52Oh, what has Daddy done?
01:02:54What were you thinking?
01:02:58Just wait here.
01:03:01Anna!
01:03:02I'm down, Amy. I'm down.
01:03:04Anna, she just slipped over in some mud.
01:03:06She's covered in mud, David.
01:03:08She is fine. It'll wash off. Just put her down.
01:03:10Oh, for goodness sake.
01:03:11Put her down. It's just dirt.
01:03:14It's fine.
01:03:15Okay, let me take your lolly, love.
01:03:16She didn't know who Alice was.
01:03:18You all right?
01:03:18Oh, well, that's Alice then. Okay.
01:03:21Look, David, there is always something.
01:03:23That's why I don't like leaving her with me.
01:03:25Kids fall over.
01:03:32Alice!
01:03:41Why didn't you wait for me to introduce you?
01:03:44What?
01:03:45They teach them every day at nursery not to talk to strangers.
01:03:48She's four.
01:03:50My, how's she supposed to know who you are?
01:03:51Have you any idea how long it's taken me to negotiate to even see her, unsupervised, in a public place?
01:03:58But, David, she fell over.
01:03:59I expected more from you, Alice.
01:04:06Sorry, I'm...
01:04:07I'm...
01:04:26I'm...
01:04:28I'm...
01:04:29you lied about your name most swingers do you have an STD ditto worse you're a journalist
01:04:54i'll understand if you don't want to talk to me actually it's time i told my story i have cancer
01:05:03breasts and glands if they cut it out there'd be nothing left of me
01:05:08i intend to go out with a bang fire away
01:05:24you never wanted to have kids
01:05:39well
01:05:45we have to understand it was the beginning of women's lived it was family planning
01:05:53a lot of us did things that in hindsight
01:05:58abortion
01:06:01adoption
01:06:03give my daughter away
01:06:06my mother told me it was the biggest mistake she ever made
01:06:20oh that's a terrible thing to say
01:06:23if i was your mother it'd be so proud of you
01:06:25alice for a long time i was a lost soul
01:06:32i didn't know who i was
01:06:34one night i got out of my head at a party i went into a black room
01:06:41and i let a stranger fuck me until i disappeared
01:06:43no names no faces just touch
01:06:46sometimes when you're lost when you're totally lost
01:06:50that's when you find yourself
01:06:51we'll black everyone's eyes out and write their job titles on top
01:07:06plumber i.t consultant cleaning lady accountant
01:07:09with dolly front and centre queen of the swingers kind of thing
01:07:13the finale at the hotel will be the icing on the cake
01:07:16you just go in as a couple you'll snap all the pics orgies, uglies, buggery, all the freaks
01:07:22no
01:07:26what do you mean no
01:07:29a lot of time and money's already gone into this
01:07:33we're pretty much ready to print
01:07:35if i'm going to do this i'll do it my way
01:07:42by myself
01:07:43i'll do it my way
01:08:10Alice, will you at least talk to me?
01:08:22Where are you going now?
01:08:24I have to finish my story.
01:08:35But you like stories, don't you?
01:08:40What is it you want from me, Alice?
01:08:48It's quite simple.
01:08:50Are we going to stay together and grow old and all that shit or not?
01:08:55Because if not, we're just wasting each other's time.
01:08:58Alice, I just want you, just you and me.
01:09:03And we'll see how it goes, okay?
01:09:06Just let me fucking go.
01:09:14Alice, are you just going to walk out?
01:09:20Alice, are you just going to walk out?
01:09:24I'm just going to walk out.
01:09:54Alice, are you just going to walk out?
01:10:08Okay, I'm there.
01:10:09It's all right.
01:10:31Oh, darling, good to see you, aren't you?
01:10:33Good.
01:10:34You're great.
01:10:35It reminds me.
01:10:37She's...
01:10:39I don't know.
01:10:58Hi.
01:11:01Hi, I might be on the list.
01:11:03What's your name?
01:11:04Alice Lopez.
01:11:06L-O-P-E-Z.
01:11:10Just one?
01:11:34What did she say?
01:11:36Yes, you're quiet.
01:11:37How did you stay?
01:11:38M-O-P-E-Z.
01:11:40Ehhhhh.
01:11:42M-O-P-E-Z.
01:11:44Mmmmm...
01:11:45What did you say?
01:12:07What did you say?
01:12:15What did you say?
01:12:25What did you say?
01:12:31What did you say?
01:12:37What did you say?
01:12:47What did you say?
01:12:51What did you say?
01:12:57What did you say?
01:13:11What did you say?
01:13:15You know what this room is, you need to take them off, including the heels, you can change
01:13:42them.
01:14:12Here we go.
01:14:27Hi, this is Harris. Please leave a message up to...
01:14:46Sorry there's no tip.
01:14:56Sorry, excuse me. Sorry, mate. Private function.
01:15:01Dolly! Dolly, hi. It's me, David.
01:15:06It's okay, this one's with me. How wonderful to see you.
01:15:09I'm looking for Alice. I haven't seen her, Dolly.
01:15:12Why don't you go and explore? Great.
01:15:15Our Lady Munter, you look fabulous. Come on in.
01:15:19Everybody come in. Don't stand out in the cold.
01:15:26Oh, fuck off, no boy.
01:15:33Ah, bitch.
01:15:38I'm looking for my partner. She's about so high. She's got a ponytail. Her name's Alice.
01:15:47No names in there, mate. Nothing to see. You can get changed in there.
01:15:54Excuse me, I said you could change in there. I'm sorry, I'm in a rush.
01:15:59Socks as well, please.
01:16:06Fuck off.
01:16:13Oh, fuck off.
01:16:15I said you could change in there.
01:16:17I'm sorry, I'm in a rush.
01:16:21Socks as well, please.
01:16:37Alice?
01:16:39Are you in here?
01:16:41Shh.
01:16:41Yeah.
01:16:42Alice!
01:16:44Let me in.
01:16:45I want to suck him to you.
01:16:46Just watch where you're going, would you?
01:16:48I will.
01:16:48I will.
01:16:49I will.
01:16:49I will.
01:16:50Alice, talk to me, please.
01:16:53Come here.
01:16:54I'll be your house.
01:16:55Please, just stop touching me.
01:16:59Alice!
01:17:03Please, baby.
01:17:04What?
01:17:04Oh, my God.
01:17:15I'm out.
01:17:37I'll be your hand.
01:20:32Get out of there,
01:20:33will you?
01:20:34Right.
01:20:36Get out now,
01:20:37or I'm calling the bouncers.
01:20:38Alice!
01:20:41Alice!
01:20:42Please.
01:20:43Please.
01:20:44Please.
01:20:45Please.
01:20:46Come on, let's go in here.
01:20:47Come here.
01:20:48Hey!
01:20:50I'm not going to let you run away again, Alice.
01:21:00I'm not going to let you run away again, Alice.
01:21:02If you want to start again, you're going to have to do it with me.
01:21:06Just me.
01:21:07Just me.
01:21:08And you.
01:21:09And Amy.
01:21:10And we're going to be just fine.
01:21:12I love you, Alice.
01:21:14I'm pregnant, David.
01:21:15I'm pregnant, David.
01:21:16Jesus Christ, Alice.
01:21:42I want to keep this baby.
01:21:51Alice.
01:21:57Of course we'll keep it, Alice.
01:22:04What about work and money?
01:22:07I don't know.
01:22:07We could move to the countryside and grow some carrots.
01:22:34I'm just scared.
01:22:36Shitless.
01:22:37But you're going to be a mummy, Alice.
01:23:04Look at us, Nadia.
01:23:06What's he doing?
01:23:16What's he doing?
01:23:18What's he doing?
01:23:20What's he doing?
01:23:22What's he doing?
01:23:29What's he doing?
01:23:30Yeah, yeah.
01:23:31Carro malo.
01:24:00Oh, I'm gonna write your name A mile high in flames
01:24:18So tell me, do you feel the same?
01:24:25Tell me, cause it looks like rain
01:24:32Oh, it's not enough to say
01:24:54My words get in the way
01:25:01So tell me, do you feel the same?
01:25:08Tell me, cause it feels like rain
01:25:15Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:25:30Oh, I'm gonna write your name
01:25:54A mile high in flames
01:26:01So tell me, do you feel the same?
01:26:09Tell me, cause it looks like rain
01:26:24I'm gonna write your name
01:26:54I'm gonna write your name
01:27:24I'm gonna write your name
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