00:00All Rise, coming this fall to CBS.
00:03Your Honor, rule number one, avoid trials.
00:06Save those for the important stuff.
00:07I've been in court before, I know how this works.
00:09You think you know, but you don't.
00:11Not yet.
00:12It's not too late for you to back out.
00:13You hate judges.
00:14No, you hate judges.
00:16You still think most of them are out of touch with the real world.
00:18Because none of them look like me.
00:19Also, I get my own parking.
00:23Permission to approach the bench?
00:24What the hell is going on?
00:25The defendant is not wearing any pants.
00:30I didn't know, Your Honor.
00:31Your client is in her underwear and you're covering your ass.
00:35If I think we need to talk in chambers, I'll sneeze twice.
00:38You'll sneeze?
00:40Twice.
00:42Your Honor?
00:43This is a big moment for me, I just want to be present for it.
00:46All Rise, Department 61 of the Los Angeles Superior Court is now in session.
00:53I'm here all week.
00:56Day one advice?
00:58Be a sphinx.
01:00Sphinx-like inscrutability is a judge's superpower.
01:03Use it.
01:03Got it.
01:05Emily Lopez Batista, public defender to the stars.
01:08Are you high?
01:10Okay, listen up.
01:11You are not Seth Rogen and I am not your sidekick.
01:13The state of California versus Daphne Rebus, residential burglary.
01:16I didn't do it.
01:17Does your client understand what she's about to plead to?
01:19We discussed.
01:20I'd like to hear it from her.
01:23Listen to me.
01:24Can you do what you're accused of?
01:28No.
01:29We're going to trial.
01:35How fast can you get your witnesses together?
01:37We're good to go, Your Honor.
01:38And congrats on your first day.
01:39The good scotch is from me.
01:41This little pass.
01:41I think the bird of paradise is mine, but I have to choose.
01:44Will you be?
01:44I will be ready.
01:46You can't stop.
01:48That's your case.
01:49Mr. Brooks has chosen to represent himself.
01:51My lord.
01:52Honor.
01:52My honor.
01:53I need to make a difference, but I can't tell if this is the battle or if this is the war.
01:58If you allow a PD to accuse one of L.A.'s most high-profile detectives, that's the sort
02:03of thing that can destroy more than one career.
02:06I know that girl participated in a crime.
02:07You didn't have the evidence.
02:09Try that again in a courtroom and I will make sure you have nothing left to serve and protect.
02:14Thanks for coming in.
02:17Up on that bench.
02:18Everything is different.
02:21What can I do?
02:22We can all do way more than we think we can.
02:29We have a nickname for you, the Lola Coaster.
02:33Because none of us know where the ride is taking us, but nausea is likely to set in.
02:39Oh, my God.
02:41One of the coffees for me?
02:42Nope.
02:43I need them both to fight crime.
02:44I keep on rising.
02:45I keep on rising.
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