Pepito Manaloto: ‘Yung mister mong wala nang ginawang tama (YouLOL)

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Pinipilit ni Pepito (Michael V.) pagaanin ang loob ni Elsa (Manilyn Reynes)pagkatapos nitong manganak pero mukhang wala siyang tamang ginagawa dahil masama pa rin ang loob nito.   'di po na-change 'yung desc For more Pepito Manaloto Highlights, click the link below:   https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmCZc7wzhH5VbXaXM9U2Fvj7   Catch the latest episodes of 'Pepito Manaloto: Tuloy Ang Kuwento' Saturdays at 6:15 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Manilyn Reynes, John Feir, Ronnie Henares, Nova Villa, Mosang, Janna Dominguez, Chariz Solomon, Arthur Solinap, Jake Vargas, Angel Satsumi, and Jen Rosendahl. #PepitoManalotoTuloyAngKuwento

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00:00I don't know what to do with Pitoy.

00:03Because...

00:04I'm angry, angry.

00:07I'll catch him with another one.

00:13What's up?

00:16Hey!

00:19Did you cry?

00:21No, I'm just going to die.

00:25What are you carrying?

00:26I'm going shopping for you.

00:30Me?

00:32Why?

00:33What's happening?

00:34I don't know.

00:35I'm just going to tell you that you're worth it.

00:40Really?

00:41I'm still worth it.

00:43I'm tired.

00:45I'm tired.

00:46You're a doctor, right?

00:48Right?

00:49That's what I'm feeling.

00:51That's why I'm feeling that you're good.

00:55That's what I'm feeling.

00:57What's that?

00:58That's how I feel.

00:59I'm feeling like a little.

01:00That's how I feel.

01:04Oh, that's how it's been.

01:05You're good.

01:06You're good?

01:07You're good?

01:08You're good.

01:10You're good?

01:11What do you want?

01:13You know, I've been looking for a good thing

01:15because it's a good thing to wear.

01:17And this one,

01:19this one,

01:21this one,

01:23this one,

01:25this one,

01:27this one,

01:29this one,

01:31this one,

01:33this one,

01:35this one,

01:37this one,

01:39this one,

01:41this one.

01:43You're really going to tell me?

01:45No, just wait.

01:47I can't do makeup because

01:49it's been a match,

01:51it's been a match.

01:53Continued?

01:55No.

01:57You're really looking to me?

01:59No, no!

02:01I'm not here...

02:03No, no.

02:05I'm laughing.

02:07You're alone,

02:09I'm not a lie, I'm not a lie.

02:11I'm not a lie.

02:13Mix and match.

02:15You're not a lie.

02:17Wait a minute.

02:19You're not a lie.

02:21You're not a lie.

02:23Get out!

02:25Why? You're not a lie.

02:27Get out!

02:39Don't worry, it's not a lie.

02:41You're not a lie.

02:43You're not a lie.

02:45Come on, you're not a lie.

02:47Leave me alone.

02:49No, I'll tell you what it is.

02:51You're a lie.

02:53You're a lie.

02:55You're not a lie.

02:57You're not a lie.

02:59You're not a lie.

03:01You're not a lie.

03:03Oh, my God.

03:05What's that?

03:07Oh, my God.

03:09What's that?

03:11Ganda.

03:13You're going to buy everything?

03:15Yes, but it's not a surprise.

03:17It's not a surprise.

03:19It's not a surprise.

03:21What?

03:23It's not a surprise.

03:29You can't have to go.

03:31You can't have to go.

03:33You really?

03:35You know my hair.

03:37It's not a surprise.

03:39Listen to me.

03:49It's not a surprise.

03:51It's a surprise.

03:53Wait.

03:55Wait.

03:57Wait.

03:59Wait.

04:07Elsa.

04:08Okay na.

04:17Ah.

04:18Patay na ipis.

04:20Napatay mo nga.

04:22Pero tingnan mo naman ang ginawa mo.

04:26Oo nga.

04:28Asensya na.

04:29Ang pangit.

04:30Ang pangit ka po.

04:34Hindi.

04:35Hindi ikaw.

04:36Sabi ko.

04:37Ang pangit.

04:38Hindi.

04:39Hindi ikaw.

04:40Elsa.

04:41Elsa.

04:42Ah.

04:43Ah.

04:44Wala.

04:45Lamang pa rin ako.

04:46Ay naku.

04:47Buti na lang nakatulog din si Clarissa.

04:49Ah.

04:50Pagpay nga ako sandali.

04:51Nay.

04:52Bakit pindala ko yung diaper?

04:53Itatapon ko to.

04:54Pinalitan ko yung diaper niya.

04:56Para maginawa.

04:57Ang pakiramdam niya.

04:58Mahibing ang tulog.

04:59Diba?

05:00Ah.

05:01Si Clarissa.

05:02Teka.

05:03Ano na nga kayong nangyari kina Baby't Maria?

05:05Sino kayo nanalo?

05:07Eh.

05:08Hindi natural si Maria.

05:10Alam naman si Baby manalo doon.

05:12Ay ka.

05:13Sobra kang magsalita.

05:14Ano na naman ang imposible doon?

05:16Eh.

05:17Mabuti nga si Baby eh.

05:19Nakakasali sa mga ganon eh.

05:22Eh ako.

05:23Mukhang.

05:24Imposible na.

05:25Eh.

05:26Nay.

05:27Meron nung beauty contours para sa mga nanay.

05:29Diba?

05:30Oo nga.

05:31Pero hindi na ako pa din sumali sa mga ganon.

05:32Kasi nga.

05:34Paangit na ang nanay mo.

05:36Ay Elsa.

05:37Ikaw.

05:38Narinig ko na naman yung sinasabi mo ah.

05:39Hige naman yung sinasabi mo ah.

05:41Tumayo ka.

05:42Tumayo ka.

05:43Tumayo ka.

05:44Tumayo ka.

05:45Tumayo ka.

05:46Makamato.

05:52Yan.

05:53Ano?

05:54Ano ba yan?

05:55Wala akong pakialam sa sinasabi ng iba tungkol sa'yo.

05:57Basta sa'kin ikaw ang pinakamagandang babae sa buong mundo.

06:00Kaya para sa'kin.

06:03Ikaw ang Miss Universe.

06:06Totoo ba yan?

06:09Alam mo.

06:10Hindi naman ako pwede sumagot yan eh.

06:11Ang mga kasagot yan, ikaw.

06:12Kasi ikaw ang nakakaramdam.

06:14Ikaw ang nakakita kung anong ginagawa ko sa'yo.

06:16Kaya...

06:18Ikaw magsabi.

06:19Totoo ba yun o hindi?

06:24Oo.

06:25Totoo.

06:26Salamat, Pitoy.

06:27Malaking tulong ito sa nararamdaman ko ngayon sa pinagdadaanan ko.

06:31Oo.

06:32Alam mo naman ako.

06:33Gagawin ko lahat para sa'yo.

06:40Pits.

06:41Kung si Els ang Miss Universe para sa'yo.

06:44Ako naman noon yung Mr. Universe na.

06:47Mr. Universe ka?

06:48Oo.

06:50Pwede rin siguro.

06:52Eh di dapat may Corona ako.

06:55Haa.

06:56Oo.

06:57Oo.

06:58Oo.

06:59Sige.

07:00Oo.

07:01Mr. Universe.

07:02Waliga.

07:03Ayan.

07:04Mr. Universe.

07:07Mr. Universe.

07:10Pwede na rin.

07:11Karuan na to.

07:12Oo nga.

07:13Oo nga.

07:14Sige.

07:22Okay ba, Abit?

07:23Ganda.

07:24Ganda.

07:25Oo.

07:26Tornado walk yun.

07:27Oo.

07:28Okay.

07:33Pwede.

07:36Pwede.

07:37Pwede.

07:38Pwede ikaw nanalo?

07:39Opo.

07:40Wow!

07:41Uy! Congrats baby!

07:42Ay!

07:43Ay!

07:44Ay!

07:45Bakit ka malangkot?

07:47Sir, ma'am.

07:48Kasi yung sinanihan po namin contest,

07:51eh beauty contest pala para sa Halloween.

07:53Kaya yung title na nakuha niya,

07:55Zong Beauty Queen.

07:57Os wooon niya

08:11Kasi yung niya,

08:13Kasi yung niya,

08:16Kasi yung niya,

08:24Kasi yung niya Users.

08:25I want that one, I want that one, I want that one.

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