00:00And we are back live here in Nashville, Tennessee, Jim Ross and Jared the King Lawler, you've heard the one-on-one competition tonight.
00:09Folks, I started to think what kind of night this is going to be with Triple H in that graphic, salacious videotape in his hand.
00:15This could be the greatest night of all time, the greatest run in history.
00:19And you know Triple H is the man of his word, he'll show it.
00:21Well, this is a match of total opposites.
00:35The straight-laced button-down Harvard graduate, Christopher Nowinski, to take on the body-painted, hair-dyed, extreme bear devil from North Carolina, Jeff Hardy.
00:45How'd he take? I thought that was a bad bookmark.
00:51And making his way to the ring-win in a 260-pound, Christopher Nowinski.
01:00Now stand up when you hear that, that's Harvard White Song.
01:03I'll only stand up for Boomer Sooner.
01:06Wait.
01:09We're number one in the BCS rankings, you know.
01:11Who is? Oklahoma.
01:13Yeah, I'm sure you would know that, but you're number one in the BS rankings.
01:18That was very nice.
01:19Okay, okay, I'll give Oklahoma their due. They beat Nebraska this year.
01:23OSU beat Nebraska. Everybody beats Nebraska this year.
01:27Nowinski, the man from Harvard, certainly thinks he can't be beat as far as his IQ is concerned.
01:33A very arrogant young man, but he does indeed have a degree from Harvard.
01:37Yes, he does.
01:38He was an honor roll student and a captain of the football team. You've got to hand him that.
01:41Well, I mean, what more is there to say? The captain of the football team at Harvard, an honor roll student at Harvard, J.R. doesn't get any better than that.
01:49He's just coming back from jaw surgery.
01:53The hands of that classroom, man.
01:54He had autonomy dreamer a few weeks ago about hitting the face with a Singapore cane on occasion.
02:00So, you know what? Speaking of cane, we're going to see it, J.R. We're going to see that tape tonight.
02:07Well, I first of all would have doubted if I hadn't seen the videotape there was anything wanted.
02:12If there is something on that videotape, and Triple H is saying, if he's saying that it's the way to come on, and grab it, I can, I shouldn't have to think what it's going to be.
02:22Look at this!
02:23The center of the poncho, over the referee, over the top rope, the young Dave Demo, Jeff Hardy.
02:29You're going to have to take a bow for that, Jeff Hardy.
02:31Believe he would do that to a Harvard graduate.
02:33That's something you can't study for at Harvard.
02:35He'll take that Deerdevil course in Cambridge.
02:39Look at this.
02:40Over the referee and everything!
02:44No, you don't study for something like that.
02:46Jeff Hardy never studied anyway.
02:48I heard about it.
02:49I checked out his school record.
02:50One, two, three, four!
02:54His parents were excited when he brought home an F-plus one time.
02:57Look at that hard shot.
02:59Club and glow right to the back.
03:00You can hear that one.
03:02And the whiskey.
03:02Certainly a former tough-en-up competitor.
03:06Very disrespectful.
03:07Look, there's a cover there.
03:08Thought it was very disrespectful to Al Snow last week.
03:11And look at this!
03:12Why do you think everything's disrespectful?
03:14You think this tape we're going to see tonight is disrespectful?
03:17Oh, well, if it really is something on that tape, I guarantee it's disrespectful.
03:21Triple H's got anything to do with it.
03:23He respects nobody.
03:24A new fast cross by Jeff Hardy.
03:30I mean, Kane either had sex with a rush he was lost, or he was dead.
03:33One of the two.
03:34Everybody said about the semen.
03:36Well, I don't know.
03:38Don't talk about semen on wrestling.
03:40What?
03:41There's no semen in wrestling.
03:43Yeah?
03:45How did I get here then?
03:46Oh, look at this.
03:48That's a Oklahoma roll by Christopher Nowitzki.
03:50He's rounding Jeff Hardy, Jeff Hardy the high flyer, likes to take chances, likes to compete
03:56at fast, fast pace, under the cover, by the bigger, stronger, Nowitzki here.
04:02I'm just so impressed by this, Chris Nowitzki.
04:05Harvard graduates, they are.
04:06Have you ever tried to talk to him?
04:08Well, yeah, I tried in a time or two.
04:10What a great conversation.
04:12Under the cover.
04:13You tried to, when he said something smart, it went right over your head, right?
04:15Yeah, right.
04:16That's it.
04:17He's a great conversation.
04:18I know one thing.
04:19Our main event tonight has been signed.
04:20Kane and RBD take off the world's heavyweight champion, Triple H, and his mentor, Ric Flair,
04:26and a tag team man last night.
04:28The main event is going to be that videotape.
04:32I guess I want to watch it.
04:33I don't know.
04:33I've seen some videos in my day, you know, but I don't really know if I want to see Kane
04:37having sex with anyone.
04:39Look at this.
04:40Oh!
04:40It's a craddle.
04:41No!
04:41It's a craddle.
04:42Jeff Hardy got a mere fall there.
04:44And a hard knockdown again by Nowitzki.
04:46What's up?
04:47I want to remind everybody that Velocity, this Saturday night, on a special time, on TNN,
04:53will be on 8th and 7th Central.
04:55And for Manitzki keeping on the pressure, that's Velocity, this Saturday, at 8th and 7th Central,
05:00immediately followed by our good friend, Mean Gene and Confidence.
05:03That's a hot show right there.
05:05A lot of Confidence.
05:06I'll bet that Katie Vick was hot.
05:07I'll bet that Katie Vick was hot.
05:08Stop.
05:08Well, Paris may be watching this show tonight.
05:11I understand there's a hot shot.
05:13Oh, man.
05:13You talk about rounding Jeff Hardy.
05:15That did it.
05:16That hot shot took the ear out of Jeff, and he's fighting out of that cover.
05:21Nowitzki got a near fall.
05:22I mean, I don't know if Katie Vick's parents are.
05:25Oh, man.
05:26Beautiful.
05:27Double underhook right into that slam, and the whiskey hooking a leg,
05:30and maybe celebrating a little early.
05:32Jeff Hardy kicking out of these fantastic moves by Christopher Winskey.
05:35I'll tell you what, this will to survive.
05:37We saw him survive two weeks ago in that tables, ladders, and chairs matchup.
05:43And Jeff Hardy got an unorthodox move there, got his foot right in the face.
05:47You mentioned Katie Vick's parents are watching tonight.
05:49I don't know that they're watching, but I hope, quite frankly, I hope that they're not.
05:54You don't think Kane had sex with Katie Vick's parents, do you?
05:57Oh, stop that.
05:58What?
06:00This is too much sex talk out here.
06:03It can't be too much sex talk, you know?
06:05And Jeff Hardy, a little hooker cuff there.
06:09Some of those chops.
06:11I'll tell you one thing.
06:14This is going to be a night that I don't think that any of us will ever forget.
06:18That graphic quitter, the triplet says of Kane and whatever he's doing.
06:24You know what he's doing?
06:25What's that he's doing?
06:26In that night event, Kane and RBD against Triple H and Ric Flair tonight.
06:30We got a six-person inter-general tag team match tonight.
06:36Ron Michael is here, we're going to be talking to him live.
06:38Look how smart Kirkland Lewinsky is.
06:40Oh, no!
06:41Well, it couldn't get, well, it's sworn up to get totally out of harm's way.
06:43Look at it outsmarted.
06:45That doesn't happen very often.
06:46Referee chant pattern encouraging both men to get back in the ring and finish their business.
06:50Uh-oh, now he's mad.
06:51Now, Christopher Lewinsky is a little mad.
06:54Oh, yeah, if you can't beat a man straight up, it's the beat.
06:56That's what happened when he was on the, when he was the captain of the football team, he'd get mad.
07:00And he, hey!
07:00Oh, look, there's a poker took it up and struck it for Al Snow.
07:04Al Snow tried to disarm, unarm, no whiskey.
07:09What is Al Snow doing out here?
07:11I don't know, but...
07:12No whiskey playing face, pressing that.
07:15Oh!
07:16The whiskey was laying on the chair, and the swanton, Al Snow pulling the whiskey out of harm's way.
07:21The swanton on the chair, and the whiskey gets the victory.
07:24This is going to be a little set.
07:27Here's your winner, Christopher Noweski.
07:30Lovely, Al Snow does something right.
07:32Why aren't you smiling?
07:34Yeah, why isn't he smiling?
07:35What is up with Al Snow and the whiskey?
07:38I don't know, but Christopher Noweski is certainly smiling.
07:40What a great victory.
07:44Well, Noweski was going to get beat with that swanton.
07:47What do you mean he was going to get beat?
07:49Here's a problem right here.
07:51Oh!
07:52He's a beaten man, and watch Al Snow.
07:55Al Snow right here.
07:57Plus Noweski out of the way, and what his face get mashed from that jaw surgery.
08:02Right, you can see Christopher Noweski didn't need Al Snow's help.
08:05Kick him away.
08:06Well, that's an arguable point.
08:08That man's a winner on his own, JR.
08:09I just wonder if Noweski is even thankful for Al's help.
08:14Well, I'm wondering, is it time to show the tape?
08:16Let's see the...
08:17Okay.
08:17There is a headset in.
08:18I don't want to show you an honest guy who has any advice for you, and I have drama.
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