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Eastenders 5 August 2025
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00:00Music
00:17Patrick
00:20Patrick
00:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:32There you go.
00:34Just a little bit of a head.
00:39Ah, mine is a white wine spritzer, but, you know, easy on the spritz, yeah?
00:45Oh, come on, Harry.
00:47I said I was sorry for this stuff with Dee.
00:50Sorry you got caught, you're all right.
00:52Do you know how humiliating it was to be a role there?
00:55On top of losing the bouncer job to George Knight.
00:59Look, I may not be flashed like Jack or Vincent.
01:02I may not be able to buy you a big house.
01:04I must have gone for this family.
01:06I know.
01:07Do you?
01:10Sometimes it just seems like you're living in a dreamland.
01:13Sorry, a dreamland?
01:15Really?
01:16You know what you can do, you just do one.
01:20I was going anyway.
01:24Wily old boy deceiving me yet again.
01:27Oh, Patrick's too old to go start changing.
01:30Besides, he spends just as much time in here as he does in the bidding shops.
01:33And that's supposed to make me feel better whole?
01:36Well, I'm just saying, well, don't.
01:38Look, he only lied to you because he wanted to give you the day you deserved, especially after everything you've
01:43been through.
01:43Well, that will be Denise, but he is too stubborn, and I can't take his word.
01:49Come on.
01:51Oscar.
01:53What's up?
01:54It's Oscar.
01:54If you're a massive sort, leave your deets.
02:06Tony?
02:10Oscar, that.
02:29emergency what service do you require ambulance ambulance service is the patient breathing
02:41hello hello
02:50oscar where are you that mike was just here your curfew is up in seven minutes
02:58was that oscar oh no no he ain't back yet
03:05yeah have you seen the nappies try the changing bag
03:13look i don't want any trouble you got one minute to get out i'm calling the police
03:31magic can you hear me hello is there anyone there do you know what happened hello is the
03:40patient breathing okay i i don't know i just found him
03:48yeah still breathing just about
03:56you need to get someone here fast
04:03here you are
04:05so
04:09well she always was the master of surprises haven't heard from her for years and then she drops that
04:19she's just getting on the straight and narrow how am i going to tell him
04:24well keeping stum ain't going to do him any favors though she's his Achilles heel
04:29she always has been
04:32and now i'm worried he's just gonna it's gonna lose it all over again
04:37exactly imagine what he could do if you don't sit him down and deal with it now
04:43forewarned is forearmed that's what my granddad used to say
04:52babe
04:54if you're not in a rush to get home why don't we start real housewives before sucky gets in and
04:58gives us evils no i'm beat do look a bit posty you won't be drinking again have you why must
05:06you always throw shade my love and what's with these sleeves hey boundaries
05:11i'm just saying when i was your age i spent the whole six weeks topping up my tan like it's
05:15not
05:15hanging around with two midday ash
05:17mom
05:17so
05:17so
05:23I just felt this way.
05:27I just felt this way.
05:30I just felt this way.
06:07You're cutting it fine, ain't ya?
06:09No, you're trying to give me a heart attack or what?
06:10Where have you been all night?
06:12Here and there.
06:14You're sweating?
06:16Yeah, well, I took a leaf out of your book, pretty boy.
06:19Trying to get it in, Janey, so...
06:21Might have a run, did some burpees, some push-ups.
06:28I'll go play in tune.
06:37I've been trying to call you.
06:38Oh.
06:39Left my phone, innit?
06:40All sorts out there.
06:43Yeah?
06:44Yeah.
06:45Well, Mike was here earlier.
06:48What?
06:48What?
06:50He was here?
06:52Why didn't he come find me?
06:53There weren't enough times.
06:55I sold the car.
06:56Anyway, so Jay gave me the advance.
06:57I paid him off.
07:00Oh, I saw her there, Lauren.
07:02Yeah, of course you were.
07:04Look, all that matters now, that lowlife, he's not a threat to us, to me or my family.
07:14Oh, the ration.
07:16I didn't have you down at front of the house, darling.
07:18Right, erm, the lager's all funny, so it's just shorts and soft drinks only.
07:23Oh, is this some kind of wind-up?
07:24Don't start, Harvey Monroe, or I might actually bar you.
07:27Oh.
07:28What was it again, Elaine?
07:30A top-up.
07:30My usual.
07:32Oh, thank goodness for that.
07:34Hey!
07:36All right, all right, all right.
07:38What's going on?
07:39Well, you've got a barmaid you can't pull apart.
07:41Hey, hey, hey!
07:42Never mind that.
07:42Come on, Jane.
07:43I've got your back, sweetheart.
07:44You'll be all right.
07:45What can I get you to, darling?
07:46Lord, give me strength and a gin and todding.
07:47I can't get a word in edgeways with them, too.
07:49Where's your intended?
07:51Please, don't get me started.
07:53All I'm saying is try and be a bit kinder,
07:56because he's bound to be sensitive after what he's heard.
07:59Hello?
08:00I did say sorry, yeah?
08:02And I don't know what's gotten into him, yeah?
08:04But let me tell you, Kimberly Fox does not apologise two times, yeah?
08:11Do me a favour, look.
08:13He's obsessed.
08:15He's probably just trying to talk.
08:18Don't talk.
08:18Oh, come on.
08:19Oh.
08:19Now.
08:21Someone needs to face the music.
08:23There.
08:24You're landing.
08:24Oh.
08:26Look, stay and keep me company, darling.
08:27Just let me stay with you, because you seem a little bit out of sorts.
08:30Me?
08:31Tickety-boo, darling.
08:33Jane!
08:33Well, punter.
08:35Sorry, yes.
08:37Um...
08:37Yes.
08:38Do you have a minute to take a fight now, big man?
08:42Come on, mate.
08:43Hang in there.
08:45You're leaving me with all these crazy women, you hear me?
08:47What's with the ambulance?
08:48Where is Patrick?
08:50In here.
08:51What's happened?
08:52I just come back, and he was out cold.
08:54But there was someone in here.
08:56Yeah.
08:56They'd done it.
08:57OK, is he breathing?
08:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:59Is he breathing?
09:00Yeah.
09:00Yes, we go.
09:03Hello.
09:03Can you hear me?
09:05What's your name?
09:06Hello?
09:07He's not talking.
09:08He's not talking.
09:10He's not talking.
09:10He's not talking.
09:12See?
09:12And it comes out of jittery.
09:13We've not landed up there applying.
09:14Good luck.
09:15They're left from their right.
09:16First rule of being a publican.
09:18Never need a punter waiting.
09:22So?
09:23Somebody's feeling sentimental about this old place.
09:27Who died and made you, Oprah?
09:28I'm fine.
09:30You don't look it.
09:33All right, if you really want to know.
09:36I've been trying to find work for weeks.
09:38But apparently it's all about uploading your CV, ability tests and transferable skills nowadays.
09:44This generation want to do everything online.
09:47What is wrong with a one-to-one?
09:50Hard graft and a bit of common sense.
09:53It's hard being out there in the cold.
09:57Yeah, but...
10:00What if I am?
10:01Good for nothing.
10:03Valueless.
10:04I'm past it.
10:08I promised Linda and Johnny that I would keep the home fires burning.
10:11Who is this woman sitting here in front of me, giving up and licking her wounds?
10:16Look.
10:17You just haven't found the right opening yet.
10:20And as for age?
10:22Let me tell you something.
10:25A new broom's sweeping clean.
10:27But an old broom knows all the goners.
10:32Old broom?
10:34Scary.
10:37Thank you, friend.
10:39You're all right.
10:40As always.
10:41Cheers.
10:44You need to come home.
10:47Why?
10:47What is it?
10:48It's Patrick and we think he's been attacked.
10:50Come on.
10:51Come on.
10:56Stay back.
10:57Stay back.
10:59Everyone, move back.
11:01Move back.
11:02Hold on a minute.
11:02I'm family.
11:03I'm family.
11:04Excuse you.
11:06Patrick.
11:11Patrick.
11:12No, no, no, no.
11:13What happened?
11:15What happened?
11:16Patrick.
11:18Patrick.
11:19It's OK.
11:20It's OK.
11:20It's OK.
11:21All right?
11:21Don't worry.
11:23Harry found him.
11:24He reckons that he must have stopped our burglar.
11:26No, no, no.
11:27No, no.
11:28OK, listen.
11:29Listen.
11:29He's still breathing and...
11:31Come on.
11:32He's in the best hands now.
11:33But if you haven't had a stroke, I can't lose it.
11:37No.
11:38I didn't mean what I said to him today.
11:40I never mean what I said to him today, but you can never mean it.
11:44No, it's OK.
11:44Listen.
11:45We don't know anything for sure yet, yeah?
11:47But he's tough.
11:48He's tough and...
11:50Why don't you go in the ambulance with him and then you'll meet at the hospital, yeah?
11:53Yeah.
11:53Yeah, come on, come on.
11:55Meet at the hospital?
11:56Yeah.
11:56See you.
12:00It looked like they'd nick Patrick's Wellington off.
12:04They're not.
12:07Well, I'm telling you, mate.
12:08Patrick would not be taking that line down.
12:24Here's our boo out on the square.
12:27What's this?
12:29This is, er, lunch.
12:31For work tomorrow.
12:35Erm, OK.
12:36Erm, come and have a seat.
12:40OK.
12:41What have I done now?
12:43Nothing.
12:43It's, er, it's not you that I want to talk about.
12:51I heard from your mum tonight.
12:53She ain't bothered us in years.
12:57It turns out she's getting married again.
13:00Now, I know that that's a lot to take on board.
13:03She just didn't want you finding out on your socials or whatever.
13:07Right?
13:07And if you're angry, that's, that's OK.
13:09Cos you've got every right to be.
13:12No, Dad.
13:12Cool.
13:13Good luck to her.
13:15I know your mum's a touchy subject, Joel, but you can talk to us.
13:19I know.
13:20Our woman had one job to do.
13:21She couldn't even do that.
13:23But I don't change anything.
13:24I just want to get on with school, working at the yard, taking my stride.
13:30OK.
13:32Good.
13:34How are you?
13:36Cool.
13:36I'm until upstairs.
13:51Oh.
13:53Surprised you don't know it, then?
13:55You're just loving this, aren't you?
13:56What, you were too tired for telly?
13:59I am.
14:00Second screen.
14:03What have you been doing today?
14:06Erm, nothing much.
14:09Barney took me for lunch.
14:11Oh, really?
14:13Yeah, I might not have three letters after my name,
14:15but Walford General seems like an old place to go for a chicken wrap
14:19and a pack of smoky bacon.
14:23I can explain.
14:27So, I was feeling really faint and I couldn't get in at the GP
14:30and...
14:31Avani dragged me there just to get checked out.
14:34Well, what did they say?
14:36It was just low blood sugar.
14:38You know, but...
14:40I shouldn't have got Avani to cover for me.
14:42I just...
14:43I didn't want Suki to know because she would just fuss.
14:46You know, anyway...
14:47I'm absolutely fine and the doctor just said,
14:49just keep an eye on it.
14:51And I just...
14:51I gave her some money for lunch.
14:55That's the truth, is it?
14:57Yeah, of course it is.
14:59Oh, thank God!
15:01I thought you were really ill or something!
15:05Still, it ain't right you two keep in secret.
15:07Yeah, sorry.
15:09And, well, as long as Eve's alright,
15:11I ain't gonna tell Suki.
15:13Mum's the word, eh?
15:17Oh!
15:18Like this?
15:19Get down!
15:20Who was when you were an old boy, though?
15:23Scum, I see.
15:24It's probably the same mob who nicked your phone.
15:26Cheers, mate.
15:26Hey, listen, you shouldn't be worrying about phones right now.
15:28Not why Paddy's on his way to hospital.
15:31Hello, mate.
15:31It's alright.
15:32It's Tommy about.
15:33Yeah, yeah, he's been Hank Marvin's since he got back from the yard, don't you?
15:37Tommy!
15:38Tommy Joel's here!
15:39Yeah!
15:44What's up, mate?
15:45Fancy hanging off?
15:46Sure.
15:47He's been here.
15:48Bit late, isn't he?
15:49Oh, come on, Kat.
15:50It's summer.
15:51Cut us some slack.
15:52Alright.
15:53Go upstairs, though.
15:54There's enough trouble out there.
15:56Go on.
15:59Do us a favour, Alfie.
16:00Can you nick to the barrel store and get some white wine?
16:02Yeah.
16:02Cheers.
16:02What can I get you, darling?
16:09Alright, I've locked the back door and I've checked all the windows, yeah?
16:13Sis, why don't you text Denise?
16:16She's not gonna want us nosing about, is she?
16:19Probably going through hell right now.
16:21Why didn't they just take what they wanted and leave him alone?
16:25I don't know.
16:26It's terrible, innit?
16:27Isn't it?
16:28I mean, you know what it's like, though, when people are desperate?
16:31The feds are all over it.
16:34They're probably just looking for DNA, fingerprints and that.
16:36Yeah, no doubt they're gonna go door to door, aren't they?
16:39I just really hope this don't turn into a murder investigation.
16:43No.
16:46Go into my room.
17:04It's not like you to be so quiet when the news is on.
17:07Usually you're shouting the odds at the telly.
17:10No, it's nothing.
17:16Earlier, with Joel.
17:18Yeah.
17:19You saw his face turn when I mentioned Cleo.
17:23He won't even call her mum.
17:24Just give him a break, yeah.
17:28But he's like a coiled spring.
17:29He's so angry with the world.
17:31It just came out of the blue for him.
17:34I don't feel over-thinking it.
17:37Am I?
17:40What about if all that stuff in Australia and the girl on the tube was just the tip of the
17:45iceberg?
17:46What, you're saying that all of this has got something to do with his mum?
17:50No!
17:51Ross!
17:52I'm saying you need to stop burying your head in the sand.
17:56Joel ain't right!
18:02Oh, babe, I'm sorry.
18:08Well, I am gonna go and see my son.
18:15Joel?
18:16What's your name, mate?
18:19Joel?
18:20Joel?
18:20What's your name, mate?
18:22Try his mobile.
18:23I spoke too soon.
18:32Yes!
18:36You okay, mate?
18:38Yeah.
18:38That's the sixth goal you've written in about five minutes.
18:41That's another one given away below his normal standards.
18:44What's it like, then, living above a pub?
18:49It's all right, I suppose.
18:51I used to live here before, not like I remember it much.
18:55Right.
18:56Gotta have its perks.
18:58I had to booze on tap.
19:00I reckon Bondi Beach beats Square Gardens any day.
19:04Yeah.
19:04Yeah.
19:06Yeah, it was cool.
19:08I had a wicked social life.
19:10Loads of mates, and...
19:15Her mum went and cheated on Dad.
19:17Didn't she?
19:21Everything changed.
19:25Do you miss her?
19:28I don't think about her much.
19:32I've got way more going for me over here, anyway.
19:35There's Dad...
19:36The yard...
19:38You.
19:39Yeah.
19:40And loads of fit birds.
19:42You must be.
19:44Yeah.
19:45Yeah.
19:50How do you fancy, um, livening things up a bit?
19:55Yeah.
19:56Now we're talking.
19:58So, what are you thinking?
20:04Hey, you okay?
20:06Yeah.
20:06It's fine.
20:07She's in the bath.
20:10Um...
20:10Just forget about the whole receipt thing, okay?
20:12She's known the wiser.
20:14Yeah, but for how long, though?
20:16Like, sooner or later, she's gonna work it out.
20:18Mm-hmm.
20:19Trust me.
20:20My mum...
20:21She's got a nose for these things.
20:23I know.
20:25I don't exactly get off on lying myself.
20:27Mm-hmm.
20:28Like, tonight, that was nothing.
20:30And I've been feeling, like, mad queasy recently.
20:33If I start spewing every day,
20:35she's gonna freak if she finds out that way.
20:38We're gonna get it started, okay?
20:40Me and your grandma.
20:43And all we want is what's best for you and for your baby.
20:45What's with all the police?
20:47Yeah, I know.
20:48It's all over the group chat.
20:49Yeah, someone really hurt Patrick.
20:51Oh, right.
20:51What are you still doing here, bub?
20:58I'm here, my darling.
21:03Mrs. Truman?
21:08To be here, yes.
21:09Can I ask you to leave while we assess Mr. Truman?
21:14But Patrick...
21:15He needs me.
21:16I promise we'll take good care of him.
21:19But right now, we need to see how his head is doing.
21:22Possibly take some scans.
21:26Come on.
21:27Why don't we wait out here, right?
21:28No, no, no.
21:29The news, he needs to know the time period.
21:31And he does.
21:32He does.
21:32He needs to know the time period.
21:33No, he does.
21:34Come on.
21:35I've got you.
21:44If Eve hadn't been there, I would have seriously cracked.
21:47You need to go home, Ivani.
21:49But...
21:50No, it's fine, bub.
21:51We will sort it.
21:52Come on.
21:53See ya.
21:54I'll see you later.
21:56Come on.
21:57Come on.
22:07Priya's upstairs.
22:09Right.
22:11We can't go on like this.
22:13It won't be long before she puts two and two together.
22:17How would you feel if you were in her shoes?
22:19Huh?
22:20Ivani wants to have this baby for us.
22:22All we're doing is keeping it in the family.
22:26She's just a kid herself.
22:29Like...
22:29She can't be expected to shoulder all these secrets.
22:31All of these lies.
22:33And...
22:35Suki...
22:35She's confused enough as it is just being pregnant.
22:39This again.
22:40Eve.
22:42Listen, if we tell Ravi and Priya,
22:44they will talk her out of it and march her down the clinic.
22:48We just need to wait.
22:49No.
22:50We need to get them on board before this blows up in our faces.
22:54And before it wrecks Ivani's head.
22:56Look.
22:58I will support you with this baby.
23:01Okay?
23:01But there's ways of going about these things.
23:04And...
23:06Maybe if we...
23:07If we explain our reasons, then they might get it.
23:14Okay.
23:18We'll talk to him.
23:21Look, I think I need to charge someone.
23:23What are you like?
23:24I forgot.
23:25Hiya.
23:26All right, stage.
23:27Do you want a nightcap?
23:28Oh, no, it's all right.
23:29Nan's watching the kids.
23:30I've just come to work my home.
23:31There's...
23:31Please.
23:32Everywhere out there.
23:33Honestly, it's only over there.
23:34Oh, Jean.
23:35Stay and have a drink.
23:36What?
23:36A pint of lager, is it?
23:38My car.
23:39Very funny.
23:40Er, Alfie.
23:41Have you seen Joel?
23:42He's managed to give me the sniff.
23:43Yeah, well, he's, er...
23:45He's upstairs with Tommy.
23:46Could you call him down for me, please?
23:49Tell you what, er...
23:50Best you come up, yeah?
23:52John.
23:54I thought he was keeping him on a tight leash.
23:57Oh, well, you lay off him, Cat.
23:58Come on.
24:52Come on.
24:54Oi!
24:56I forgot you're on tag.
24:59Just gonna go outside, see what's what.
25:02Er, no, I don't think so.
25:04Anyway, I thought we'd already gone to bed.
25:07Wired.
25:08You know what I'm like, sis.
25:09My body's telling me one thing in my head that I'm total opposite.
25:12Anyway, er, have you seen this little musical star thing that he has?
25:16Well, I ain't swiped here, if that's what you're saying.
25:19No, of course not.
25:20Look, you... you hold him for a minute.
25:22Oh!
25:23Yeah, just quickly.
25:24Because I need to find it, because he can't sleep without me.
25:32Don't get this, will you? You two play now.
25:33It was my battle. It was laugh, innit?
25:35I don't see any of us laughing.
25:37It's only a few beers.
25:39I'll poke all that.
25:40Come on, you should know better, alright?
25:41I mean, this sort of behaviour, we could lose our licence.
25:43Hold on, this is Joel.
25:44Yeah.
25:44He's got trouble written all over him.
25:46Yeah, I think we should go. Come on.
25:47Get your hands off me, you melt.
25:48Oi!
25:49Don't speak to her like that.
25:50Go and take orders from Slags.
25:52Hey, hey!
25:52That's enough, alright?
25:53Are you gonna let him speak to me like that?
25:55No, I'm sorry, he didn't mean it.
25:56But I did, and I ain't.
25:57Mate, you're out of ward off.
25:58Yeah, I want you out.
25:59Out now!
26:00Go.
26:00Right, but I mean.
26:02Someone should take my fingers in his stride.
26:09Ain't you got some Babster butter?
26:11Say that again!
26:13You what?
26:14You what?
26:14Get out.
26:15Oi!
26:19Gonna miss you, sunshine.
26:23Yeah.
26:25Truth is, I messed up again.
26:27I gotta go, okay?
26:30Chances are I'll be banged up by the time you're awake.
26:33So I want me to promise you're gonna make something of yourself, little Jimmy.
26:37And that can be a rock star.
26:41That can be a politician.
26:46That can be a policeman if you want.
26:54I don't care.
27:01I don't care.
27:02Just do your uncle whilst you're proud.
27:04Yeah?
27:08And remember, I love you.
27:12You're all good.
27:13You're all good, yeah.
27:15Okay, it's okay.
27:26Please tell me you didn't.
27:27Please tell me you didn't.
27:38Catch the next episode tomorrow at 6am on iPlayer.
27:41Also-
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