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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29He's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Oh, wait.
00:01:00What are you doing?
00:01:01That is an original.
00:01:02I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:05Oh, fine.
00:01:06I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:09I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:12You're treating me like shit.
00:01:15That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:16You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:19We signed a contract.
00:01:20For an arranged marriage.
00:01:21Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:25You are such a simpleton.
00:01:27Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:31Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:32I tried to get along with you.
00:01:33You brought this on to yourself.
00:01:34I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:35Right back at you.
00:01:36I fucking hate you.
00:01:37I fucking hate you.
00:01:38I fucking hate you more.
00:01:39So, you were just like, why didn't you put this on to yourself?
00:01:40I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:41Right back at you.
00:01:42I fucking hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45So you were arrested again
00:02:09To be fair
00:02:12There is a fence around that reservoir
00:02:17It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters
00:02:21If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me
00:02:26I wouldn't have came
00:02:27Come on Gucci, come on
00:02:31Good boy
00:02:33Come on Gucci, let's go
00:02:41You know every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy
00:02:59It reflects on me
00:03:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands
00:03:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle
00:03:09I make my own money
00:03:11See, see
00:03:13Underwear modeling lord
00:03:15I am the spokesperson for man thumb
00:03:17That means free underwear for life
00:03:19For life
00:03:21Some parents would be proud
00:03:22Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then
00:03:26You are next up to be C.E.R.
00:03:29At Dino Verlino Cosmetics
00:03:32Now how can I give you that job
00:03:33If you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:37All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon
00:03:40All right, and don't be late
00:03:41Bye, Dad
00:03:44Excuse me
00:03:55Hello, my Gucci
00:04:05Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:12Good one, Romulus
00:04:17These are great
00:04:35I still don't have what I'm looking for
00:04:38Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem
00:04:42Cool
00:04:42Let's take five
00:04:43And then I want to see you in that leopard print
00:04:45Hi
00:04:50I'm Michelangelo
00:04:52Chantel
00:04:53Nice to meet you
00:04:55I couldn't notice how hot you are
00:04:58I've got tickets to the premiere
00:05:01Hold that thought
00:05:04Hey, Dad
00:05:07Where the hell were you?
00:05:09Dad, I'm in a photo shoot
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office
00:05:14Geppetto came here all the way from Milano
00:05:17I can meet him later
00:05:19Nah, it's too late he's back on the plane again
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot
00:05:23Michelangelo, you are 31 years old
00:05:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now
00:05:32You interned, you went to business school
00:05:35You have potential
00:05:37But you say you want to be the CEO
00:05:39Well, you're going to have to prove it
00:05:41Because so far
00:05:42I ain't seen the end tape from you
00:05:45Bye, Dad
00:05:47Hey
00:05:50You okay?
00:05:53Yeah
00:05:53But
00:05:55I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight
00:05:57So, it's a really rare form of cancer
00:06:15Luckily, my doctors did catch it early
00:06:20Oh, my God
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment
00:06:24But it's really expensive
00:06:26And my insurance doesn't cover it
00:06:29Don't worry about that
00:06:31I have money saved
00:06:33I'll find the rest
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this
00:06:38Together
00:06:39Thank you
00:06:40Oh, yeah
00:06:41Ciao, Gucci
00:06:55Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry
00:07:08This
00:07:08No, no, forget about it
00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister
00:07:11The treatments are just really expensive
00:07:14I have a savings
00:07:16For my doggy daycare
00:07:18My dream, but
00:07:19It's only enough for one treatment
00:07:24And who knows how many she's going to need
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us
00:07:28After our parents passed
00:07:30I would do anything for her
00:07:33Amelia
00:07:35I think I might know how to get you that money
00:07:39You do?
00:07:40Come back tonight
00:07:43And
00:07:44Buy something nice
00:07:47Come on, Becky
00:07:49Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima
00:08:01Except for the dog hair
00:08:04Come with me
00:08:07I have someone I want you to meet
00:08:10Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes
00:08:12Wow
00:08:13Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here
00:08:15Well, Amelia, meet
00:08:19Michelangelo, my son
00:08:21I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday
00:08:24Yeah
00:08:24Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:27I'm a dog walker
00:08:28Don't be so defensive
00:08:30I wasn't
00:08:33Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do
00:08:41Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:44I'm really happy
00:08:45Hey, arrived at you, huh?
00:08:48Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:01What?
00:09:02Exactly
00:09:03How does it look?
00:09:11Not half bad
00:09:12I mean, it's fine
00:09:15Whatever
00:09:16Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:21Or not
00:09:22I don't feel like being your photographer all night
00:09:25You work for my dad
00:09:26You have to do what I say
00:09:27You don't look like Romulus to me
00:09:29Just a few more pictures
00:09:32I'm not here to update your Tinder profile
00:09:34I don't need Tinder
00:09:35I'm an underwear model
00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane
00:09:39Whatever
00:09:41Pour me another
00:09:47I told you
00:09:49Now
00:09:49Fine
00:09:53See, dog walker
00:10:00That wasn't so hard
00:10:02What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking product
00:10:08Asshole
00:10:13You crazy bitch
00:10:15Amelia, whoa
00:10:19What's wrong?
00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink
00:10:23And she flipped out
00:10:24I'm sorry, Romulus
00:10:26But your son is a prick
00:10:27I'm gonna be leaving
00:10:28No, no, no, please
00:10:28I apologize
00:10:29My son, he's just immature
00:10:32And that's why I invited you
00:10:34Poor Florida
00:10:36Please
00:10:37All right
00:10:38Just have a seat
00:10:39All right
00:10:40And I promise
00:10:40He'll be on his best behavior
00:10:42For the rest of the night
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:45So, Amelia needs money
00:10:46To pay for her sister's cancer treatment
00:10:48Cancer?
00:10:51Yeah, and you need to settle down
00:10:54And prove that you're worthy
00:10:55Of running the family business
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad
00:10:58Okay, I want the business
00:11:02I think we can, uh, make a deal
00:11:06Whereby everyone gets what they want
00:11:09What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy
00:11:14No, you two just have to get married
00:11:17That's all
00:11:18What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:21Romulus
00:11:22What are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone
00:11:28Who picks up dog crap for a living
00:11:29Well, at least I don't pose
00:11:31In my tighty-whities for money
00:11:32Oh, Angela
00:11:33Look
00:11:34You have to grow up
00:11:36Before you can run our business
00:11:37And the best way to do that
00:11:38Is to get married
00:11:40We're not even a match
00:11:41We hate each other
00:11:43At least I do
00:11:44Obviously
00:11:44I see
00:11:45There's something uncommon already
00:11:48Look, you know
00:11:49My wife and I, we were opposites
00:11:52Oh, yeah, we were like pizza
00:11:54And Hawaiian pizza
00:11:56She sure drove me crazy
00:11:58When we first met
00:11:59I know you're probably thinking
00:12:02I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:03But I learned a thing or two
00:12:05In 70 years
00:12:06You two have chemistry
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb
00:12:10As if
00:12:12Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:14I don't want to be miserable
00:12:15For the rest of my life
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help
00:12:18Your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Well, you'll be able
00:12:21To afford the treatment
00:12:22If you just agree
00:12:23To this arrangement
00:12:24What's it gonna be?
00:12:34What's it gonna be?
00:12:37Fine
00:12:38I'll do it
00:12:39For Betsy
00:12:41Now, let's just
00:13:06Go into the office now
00:13:08The lorries have already
00:13:09Drafted the contract
00:13:11And son, we're gonna need
00:13:13Some champagne
00:13:14Right?
00:13:15You're in my mind
00:13:16Yeah, try and make yourself
00:13:17Look decent
00:13:18You will be engaged
00:13:22For a period of 30 days
00:13:24Followed by a wedding
00:13:26Planned by me
00:13:27And I'll tell you
00:13:28It's gonna be a big one
00:13:29For the ages, too
00:13:29I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked
00:13:32Anyway
00:13:34You must move in together
00:13:36Immediately
00:13:36To avoid any suspicion
00:13:38You know
00:13:38Look, there's nothing wrong
00:13:40With an arranged marriage
00:13:42But, well
00:13:43It can't do any good
00:13:44If word got out to the public
00:13:45Right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be
00:13:47Our own secret
00:13:48I hope we agreed
00:13:50Sure
00:13:52Alright
00:13:52Sign in
00:13:54Salute
00:14:13To the new couple
00:14:15Mmm
00:14:16So
00:14:24Your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse
00:14:28Fine
00:14:30Then we'll stay at yours
00:14:31So this is Michelangelo's place
00:14:44It's like a museum in here
00:14:46A Michelangelo museum
00:14:48Ugh
00:14:49Whoa
00:15:11What was this?
00:15:13Put it in the trash
00:15:14This isn't trash
00:15:16These are my sisters
00:15:17She's an artist
00:15:18So put them in your room
00:15:19I said you could live here
00:15:21Not decorate
00:15:21Oh, I'm sorry
00:15:22Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:25That's man-thong
00:15:26It's trademarked
00:15:27Look
00:15:32I gotta go meet somebody
00:15:33If this isn't cleaned up
00:15:34By the time I get back
00:15:35We're throwing it all in the fireplace
00:15:36It's electric
00:15:38Oh, by the way
00:15:45This is gonna work
00:15:47You might want to start wearing that
00:15:49Gee, thanks
00:15:52Welcome
00:15:53You're getting married?
00:16:01Shh, Betsy
00:16:03Don't tell the whole world
00:16:04I'm sorry, Amelia
00:16:06It's just
00:16:07It's not like you
00:16:09You're saying we're
00:16:11Reserved
00:16:12Safe
00:16:13Like I always taught you
00:16:16Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer
00:16:21And besides
00:16:23Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments
00:16:26So
00:16:27I'm okay with a quick proposal
00:16:28Michelangelo
00:16:30The Ninja Turtle
00:16:32No
00:16:33Michelangelo
00:16:35Dino Valeno
00:16:37Maybe you've heard of him
00:16:38Michelangelo
00:16:40Dino Valeno
00:16:40Shh
00:16:41So should I get more?
00:16:47Like start a hundred
00:16:48Cancel Bravo shows?
00:16:50How did you even meet?
00:16:51His dad is one of my clients
00:16:53It's been a whirlwind of a romance
00:16:57He's so toxic
00:17:01Speak of the devil
00:17:03Oh, yeah
00:17:06You know, that's probably an old issue
00:17:10This is a doctor's office
00:17:11Amelia
00:17:14Betsy Carlisle
00:17:17Doctor's ready
00:17:19We'll talk about this later
00:17:22We'll talk about this later
00:17:22Ready to get wet, baby?
00:17:45We're already wet
00:17:48Where did that come from?
00:18:05Nice place
00:18:09I love the artwork
00:18:23Thanks, finally
00:18:27Ooh, good taste
00:18:28Oh, I'm good
00:18:29You had plenty at dinner
00:18:29More for me
00:18:30You know, if you like it down here
00:18:31You should see the bedroom
00:18:32You should see the bedroom
00:18:36Oh, I'm good
00:18:37Okay
00:18:38You know, if you like it down here
00:18:38You should see the bedroom
00:18:39Oh, I'm good
00:18:40You know, if you like it down here
00:18:41You should see the bedroom
00:18:43Or for me
00:18:44You know, if you like it down here
00:18:50You should see the bedroom
00:18:52Who are you?
00:19:04Who are you?
00:19:06Chantel, this is Amelia
00:19:09My roommate
00:19:11Amelia
00:19:12Whatever
00:19:14Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:16I have work tomorrow morning
00:19:17This is my house?
00:19:19We will be as loud as we want to be
00:19:22Scream at the top of our lungs
00:19:25You've got to be kidding me
00:19:28What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:30Who's jealous?
00:19:32Jealous?
00:19:32I'm not jealous
00:19:33Sweet dreams
00:19:37I can't believe he said I was jealous
00:19:46How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:49Even if he is kind of hot
00:20:03See you later
00:20:10And, um
00:20:12Don't worry about last night
00:20:14Sorry
00:20:16I had one too many to drink
00:20:18It won't happen again
00:20:19You better not
00:20:19How's the hangover?
00:20:32Roomie
00:20:33Not now
00:20:35My head's killing me
00:20:36We need to talk about last night
00:20:37No
00:20:38What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries
00:20:41I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos
00:20:44Monogamy wasn't in the contract
00:20:46But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage
00:20:49And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me
00:20:53Fine, I'll have her sign an NDA
00:20:54Just give me my phone
00:20:55My sister needs this money
00:20:58My sister needs this money
00:21:03Michelangelo
00:21:04And if the paparazzi find out about this
00:21:06Paparazzi
00:21:07Find out about this
00:21:09Then the contract is violated
00:21:10Then neither of us
00:21:12Get what we want
00:21:18Yeah, no shit
00:21:19I'm serious
00:21:20Get what we want
00:21:21Yeah, no shit
00:21:22I'm serious
00:21:23Don't screw this up
00:21:26Don't screw this up
00:21:28I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager
00:21:32I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager
00:21:35I know what I'm doing
00:21:36Dog Walker
00:21:37I know what I'm doing
00:21:39Dog Walker
00:21:40And just so we're clear
00:21:42I will fuck whoever I want
00:21:44And just so we're clear
00:21:45I will fuck whoever I want
00:21:47Whenever I want
00:21:48Whenever I want
00:21:49Fine
00:21:51Do whatever you want
00:21:52Sorry
00:21:54It's a bit harsh
00:21:58I'm sorry
00:22:00It's a bit harsh
00:22:01I'm just really
00:22:02Really
00:22:05I'm over
00:22:08I'm over
00:22:11That could have gone better
00:22:14That could have gone better
00:22:17Hey baby
00:22:26Hey baby
00:22:29You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia
00:22:32You're rich
00:22:33You don't have to keep working, Amelia
00:22:34You're rich now
00:22:36I know
00:22:37I like it
00:22:38Oh
00:22:39I know
00:22:40I like it
00:22:41Oh, it's good to hear
00:22:42You know, I just hope that
00:22:44Your work ethic
00:22:45Rubs off on my son
00:22:47Rubs off on my son
00:22:49Tell me
00:22:50How are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:53How are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:55Oh
00:22:56Fine
00:22:57Yeah
00:22:57We're
00:22:58Oh
00:22:59Fine
00:23:02Yeah
00:23:03We're still getting to know each other
00:23:04Alright
00:23:05Well, give him time
00:23:06Still getting to know each other
00:23:07Alright
00:23:08Well, give him time, alright?
00:23:10Oh, and listen
00:23:11He is not as bad as TMZ says, alright?
00:23:15But I
00:23:15I promise
00:23:16I wouldn't be so sure
00:23:18Yeah
00:23:18You're right
00:23:19Well, we'll see you later
00:23:22Yeah
00:23:22Come on, Gucci
00:23:23Come on
00:23:24Bye, Gucci
00:23:25Hey, Amelia
00:23:30Hey, Jake
00:23:30Gucci, no
00:23:33Royce
00:23:34Say bad dog, but
00:23:37I'm not actually mad about this
00:23:39It's to see you up close for once
00:23:41Yeah
00:23:42Same here
00:23:43Sorry
00:23:51Gucci's, um
00:23:52A bit crazy
00:23:53His whole family, actually
00:23:56All these rich people are nuts
00:23:58I should make a reality show
00:24:00We're all dog owners of Beverly Hills
00:24:03Do you want to walk together?
00:24:07Let these two get to know each other?
00:24:09Yeah
00:24:09I'd like them
00:24:11So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:24:19A couple months
00:24:20I like it
00:24:21I had a bunch of terrible gigs before
00:24:23Barista
00:24:25Uber driver
00:24:26Delivery guy
00:24:28Movie extra?
00:24:30You were in a movie
00:24:31Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial
00:24:33I was trying to impress you
00:24:34How about you?
00:24:37How long have you been doing this?
00:24:38I don't know
00:24:39My whole life, I guess
00:24:41It started as a summer job
00:24:43And then I turned it into my own business
00:24:45I want to open a doggy daycare someday
00:24:47Wow
00:24:48I guess you really like dogs
00:24:50Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes
00:24:53If you want to hang out with this human sometime
00:24:58My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight
00:25:01Do you want to go?
00:25:04I kind of have to admit I
00:25:05Had a crush on you
00:25:07You did?
00:25:10Yeah
00:25:11I still do
00:25:13He's cute
00:25:17I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged
00:25:20Then again
00:25:22That fuckboy has been out having fun
00:25:24I'd love to go to the concert
00:25:29Hell yeah
00:25:30I mean, uh
00:25:32Regular
00:25:33Yeah
00:25:34I know it's risky
00:25:38But I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo
00:25:41I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:25:44Hey, what's your ring?
00:25:48Um, it's just a class ring
00:25:51From high school
00:25:52Looks pretty big
00:25:55It was a big school
00:25:56Public schools
00:25:58Am I right?
00:26:00Come on
00:26:01Come on
00:26:02I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Engaged?
00:26:09No
00:26:09Are you kidding?
00:26:10I'm 24
00:26:11I'm practically still a baby
00:26:13I mean, I should be
00:26:14Wearing diapers
00:26:15Crawling around
00:26:17Drooling
00:26:17Nope
00:26:18Single and ready to mingle
00:26:20Okay
00:26:21Royce pooped
00:26:26Should pick it up
00:26:27Where?
00:26:28I don't see it
00:26:28Just over there
00:26:30Come on
00:26:32Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:26:39Of course
00:26:40It's an office
00:26:41You want to be CEO
00:26:42You got to look the part
00:26:43You mean like
00:26:44You look like Willy Wonka
00:26:46Without the chocolate factory?
00:26:48Very funny
00:26:49You know I'm retiring next year
00:26:51Yes, I know
00:26:52That means you got to get up to speed
00:26:54Rapidamente
00:26:55So today you're going to be my shadow
00:26:56You'll be my extra hands
00:26:57And we got a lot
00:26:58To do
00:26:59Can I get a Starbucks first?
00:27:00Fuck no
00:27:01Come on, Dad
00:27:02Okay
00:27:05Wow
00:27:12Oh my goodness
00:27:16Are you okay?
00:27:18Hi, I'm Michelangelo
00:27:19You're engaged, remember?
00:27:26And this is our new palette
00:27:30It's Matt's collection
00:27:33He really liked these colors
00:27:34So we did them twice
00:27:35But yeah
00:27:37That's the presentation
00:27:39But me
00:27:40But me
00:27:40Michaelangelo
00:27:42What, Dad?
00:27:52What a day, Dad
00:27:53It's not even lunchtime yet
00:27:55Look at you
00:27:55You got so lazy
00:27:56Just sitting around
00:27:57Taking pictures of yourself
00:27:58All the time
00:27:59Just stick with it
00:28:01Will you, kid?
00:28:02Hard work does pay off
00:28:03Let me just look at Amelia
00:28:05What about her?
00:28:07She comes from nothing, son
00:28:08Nobody taught her
00:28:09How to run a business
00:28:10But she just worked hard
00:28:12And now
00:28:12Now she earns money
00:28:14Doing what she loves
00:28:15I guess that's impressive
00:28:17Yeah, see
00:28:18See, it is
00:28:19I hope she rubs off
00:28:20On you a little
00:28:21You know
00:28:21I just hope I don't
00:28:24Get that uptight
00:28:24Break's over
00:28:31Well, not too bad, huh?
00:28:49One day down
00:28:50Forty more years to go
00:28:52Now this is the time
00:28:56When you go home with Amelia
00:28:58You talk about the day's work
00:29:00Raise you closer together
00:29:02Comfort each other
00:29:04Just like your mom and I
00:29:05Used to do
00:29:06You know, I'm thinking
00:29:09It's time for the world
00:29:11To meet Amelia
00:29:13Tonight
00:29:15Tonight?
00:29:17Shit
00:29:18When am I gonna tell Chantel?
00:29:20I promised we'd Netflix
00:29:21A bang tonight
00:29:22The L.A. Zoo fundraiser
00:29:23Lights, camera, red carpet
00:29:25Perfect time to announce
00:29:27Our lovely new addition
00:29:28To the Dino Verdina
00:29:30Don't you think it's a bit
00:29:33Soon, Dad?
00:29:34I mean, we just signed the contract
00:29:36What's the matter?
00:29:38You're getting along, aren't you?
00:29:40Yeah, yeah
00:29:41Just really starting to
00:29:42Warm up to each other
00:29:44Alright, so it's all settled
00:29:45I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight
00:29:47In the limo
00:29:48And don't be late
00:29:50Why, Dad?
00:29:54So, remind me
00:30:07Why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:30:11Because I want to do something nice
00:30:13For my favorite big sister
00:30:14And?
00:30:16And
00:30:17You know I never splurge on stuff like this
00:30:20But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now
00:30:23I think I can afford to let my hair down
00:30:25You better not let that hair down
00:30:27Sorry, just an expression
00:30:29How's it going in there?
00:30:38I'm coming out
00:30:39Is that bad?
00:30:51I've never seen a dog walker
00:30:54Look this hot
00:30:55Buy that dress
00:30:57ASAP
00:30:58Leave me alone, party boy
00:31:03I've got my own function tonight
00:31:05I've got my own function tonight
00:31:35What are you looking at?
00:31:42You're spilling all over yourself.
00:31:44Oh, thanks.
00:31:45Um, I...
00:31:47Did you forget my name?
00:31:50No, it's just something different.
00:31:54Did you change your hair?
00:31:55Why do you care?
00:31:57The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:31:58I'm going out.
00:31:59I just forgot my charger.
00:32:01Awesome, thanks.
00:32:01I'm taking this.
00:32:06Wait, I've been calling you.
00:32:07We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:32:09I told you, I'm busy.
00:32:11Hold on!
00:32:14Amelia!
00:32:22All right, hey, look who's right on time.
00:32:25Nice.
00:32:27Where's Amelia?
00:32:29She's sick.
00:32:30She can't make it.
00:32:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
00:32:33If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:32:37Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:32:38Give her some nice soup.
00:32:41I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:32:43Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:32:46Poor thing.
00:32:48Okay, Dad.
00:32:49See you in the office.
00:32:56Stupid dog walker?
00:32:57Tricking me with her makeover.
00:32:58I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:33:08Hey, it's Michael and I love Dino and Vino.
00:33:11Do you still track people?
00:33:12Amelia.
00:33:27Wow.
00:33:28Amelia.
00:33:29Hi.
00:33:32You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:33:35Sorry, I don't come to concerts often.
00:33:39I kind of panicked.
00:33:41No worries.
00:33:41I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:33:44Yeah.
00:33:45But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:33:48Talk to the bartender.
00:33:49Wow.
00:33:50The IP treatment.
00:33:51You look like one.
00:33:53Thanks, Jamie.
00:33:56Hey, lover boy.
00:33:57We're on.
00:33:58Gotta go.
00:34:01Find me in the green room after.
00:34:03Hope you like it.
00:34:05Break a leg.
00:34:06Love you, baby.
00:34:06Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:34:28Before I do, you know what I want, babe.
00:34:34You know what I want.
00:34:37Good.
00:34:38Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:34:40Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:34:43One more, please.
00:34:48But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:34:51Jake, you guys were great.
00:35:01You really think so?
00:35:04I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:35:06The who?
00:35:08You don't know the strokes.
00:35:12Are they older?
00:35:13I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:35:17It's all right.
00:35:18Lots of stuff to energy you to.
00:35:21You want some of them to drink?
00:35:22Yeah.
00:35:29So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:35:34Since I was 13.
00:35:35Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:35:40That's awesome.
00:35:42And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:35:47You're going to quit dog walking?
00:35:49I thought you liked it.
00:35:51I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:35:55I don't even like dogs that much.
00:35:57I'm more of a cat person.
00:35:59A cat person?
00:36:03Who doesn't like dogs?
00:36:05Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:36:06I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:36:10I just want to relax.
00:36:12Have a good time.
00:36:14You're beautiful, you know that.
00:36:18I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:36:20Now I'm not sure.
00:36:22We have nothing in common.
00:36:23Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:36:25What the heck?
00:36:30I'm tipsy.
00:36:31He's cute.
00:36:32Michelangelo had his fun.
00:36:33Now I can have mine.
00:36:34Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:36:52What's going on?
00:36:53That's Michelangelo Dina Lovino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:36:57He's not.
00:36:58You coming with me, dog walker?
00:37:00Don't make me get the leash.
00:37:02What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:37:03Back off, dude.
00:37:05Back off.
00:37:06Grubby little hipster.
00:37:07She's my fiancée.
00:37:09So that was an engagement ring?
00:37:11Jake, I can explain.
00:37:14Let's go.
00:37:15I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:37:18I'm not, Jake.
00:37:24This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:37:30And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:37:37I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.
00:37:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:37:41Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:37:44I'm just an Italian-American psycho.
00:37:47I'm not following you around.
00:37:49You know what?
00:37:49I get it.
00:37:50You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:37:55Me jealous?
00:37:56Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:37:58Like I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:38:01I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:38:03I have a name.
00:38:05Wait, what are you doing?
00:38:07That is an original.
00:38:08I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:38:10Oh, fine.
00:38:11I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient reality.
00:38:14and get another one.
00:38:15I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:38:17You're treating me like shit.
00:38:20That's from the Renaissance.
00:38:22You are history's worst nightmare.
00:38:23I tried to make this work with you.
00:38:25We signed a contract.
00:38:26For an arranged marriage.
00:38:28Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:38:31You are such a simpleton.
00:38:33Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:37Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:38:40I tried to get along with you.
00:38:41You brought this on to yourself.
00:38:42I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:38:44Right back at you.
00:38:46I fucking hate you.
00:38:48I fucking hate you more.
00:38:50I wish I didn't get it, but what did you do?
00:39:13Oh, who said you want to say?
00:39:17I wish I didn't get it, but what did you do?
00:39:47Where am I?
00:39:55Who's spooning me?
00:39:58Is that Jake?
00:40:00How drunk was I?
00:40:07Michelangelo?
00:40:08Dog Walker.
00:40:09Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:40:14Must have been all those free beers.
00:40:16Uh-huh.
00:40:17We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:40:20No, no.
00:40:21We had too many drinks.
00:40:22We just forget it ever happened.
00:40:24If that's what you want.
00:40:26Definitely.
00:40:28Um, I have to go to work.
00:40:32I should get up, too.
00:40:36Oh, my head.
00:40:37Just pedialine in the fridge.
00:40:39Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:40:42Of course.
00:40:44My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:40:48Well, you look great.
00:40:50Thanks.
00:40:52I don't feel great.
00:40:54The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:40:56But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:41:02What's going on?
00:41:06So...
00:41:06Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:41:09Wait.
00:41:11For the first time?
00:41:12Michelangelo, the male gigolo, is taking it slow.
00:41:22Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:41:25And how was it?
00:41:29Well...
00:41:30Really bad, right?
00:41:32I knew it.
00:41:32Actually...
00:41:33It was the best sex I ever had?
00:41:37Well, that explains the glow.
00:41:42I am happy for you, sis.
00:41:45Physical chemistry is important.
00:41:47That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:41:50I don't get it.
00:41:51He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:41:54I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:42:00You get the picture.
00:42:03Hey.
00:42:05Opposites attract.
00:42:07I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:42:11Because you're so different.
00:42:13Something like that.
00:42:23Here comes.
00:42:24Right on the schedule.
00:42:26Dog walkers in love with me.
00:42:28I'll have to let her down easy.
00:42:30Weird.
00:42:31I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:42:43What was that about?
00:42:45Must be the hangover.
00:42:46Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:42:56Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:42:58Hey, unfortunately, something came up.
00:43:13I can't make it tonight.
00:43:18Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:43:21And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:43:23We should talk.
00:43:24Why don't we take this?
00:43:28I don't know.
00:43:28I don't know.
00:43:42Hey.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:44Hi.
00:43:45we should talk
00:43:50I'm not very good with words
00:43:56me neither
00:43:56but last night I
00:43:59you don't have to say anything
00:43:59we both know it was a mistake
00:44:01and we can just go back to hating each other
00:44:04like nothing ever happened
00:44:06I don't think you understand it
00:44:07you just listen to me for a second
00:44:09you don't have to worry about me catching feelings
00:44:11I'm a big girl
00:44:12I've had a one night stand before
00:44:14I've never been with someone like you before
00:44:17okay I get it
00:44:19I'm not one of your models
00:44:21or your D-list actresses
00:44:23you don't have to give me some
00:44:25big speech about letting me down easily
00:44:27I know that if you would take back last night
00:44:30that you would
00:44:30frankly so would I
00:44:32you're driving me nuts
00:44:33you don't understand
00:44:34let's get some take out and figure this thing out
00:44:37I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me
00:44:41wait
00:44:42did you just call me Amelia
00:44:44what happened to dog walker
00:44:49I have a confession to make
00:44:51last night
00:44:55I don't know how
00:44:57I don't know why
00:44:58that was the best sex I've ever had in my life
00:45:02really
00:45:04do I look like I'm lying
00:45:07I'm not a good actor
00:45:08I could even do reality TV
00:45:11but there is a fire between us Amelia
00:45:16some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry
00:45:19you sound like you're reading a horoscope
00:45:23Amelia
00:45:24please
00:45:26I know you felt it too
00:45:30Amelia
00:45:35please
00:45:35don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:45:38I felt it too
00:45:41so why are we fighting it
00:45:46I've been thinking about you all day
00:45:49me too
00:45:51me too
00:45:51me too
00:45:52me too
00:45:54me too
00:46:02me too
00:46:14so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball
00:46:31shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name no wonder they canceled vanderpump
00:46:39super yacht if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets
00:46:43super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:46:46you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:46:58you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:47:06i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot
00:47:13you mean like you and me together together why not were you planning on marrying someone
00:47:20you know what's the rush oh hey royce jake how's it going good yeah
00:47:27look the other night was kind of crazy i know i should have told you about michelangelo
00:47:42we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this is he always like that so aggressive
00:47:49and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that he was like a
00:47:55caveman lugging home his woman
00:47:57well i am his woman he saw us together and he got jealous and i don't blame him
00:48:04oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:48:11i didn't mean a pride just wanted to make sure everything's okay i'm here if you need to talk
00:48:19thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:48:26well we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked come on gucci let's go
00:48:34cats are awesome
00:48:49that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:48:55you think so
00:48:57maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of the ceo thing
00:49:00oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching your little brother for me
00:49:09gucci sure
00:49:11but i mean you know dogs are more amelia specialty
00:49:14yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for a romantic date at the dog park
00:49:19at the dog park
00:49:21mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set
00:49:24now
00:49:26go get her lover boy
00:49:28so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:49:42you've never played fetch before
00:49:44it's my dad's dog not mine
00:49:48let me try
00:49:50that's okay
00:49:52i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:49:57do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:50:01no i like my work
00:50:04what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun
00:50:09you're right i should work less
00:50:12if nothing else
00:50:14if nothing else
00:50:15you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:50:21fetch gucci
00:50:26i've got a big surprise
00:50:28a surprise
00:50:29just wait and see
00:50:31just wait and see
00:50:40grazie inso
00:50:41have a good night mr tino bellino
00:50:48what's that?
00:50:49special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:50:52but gucci?
00:50:53what's your favorite prosciutto?
00:50:55you know that's awful for dogs, right?
00:50:59i thought you were off the clock today
00:51:01besides a special occasion
00:51:03i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:51:05to pour a little chianti into it
00:51:07i'm kidding
00:51:08this is for us
00:51:09why don't you get us a course group
00:51:10what else is in the back?
00:51:12just some
00:51:13some
00:51:14some
00:51:15some
00:51:16some
00:51:17some
00:51:18some
00:51:19some
00:51:20some
00:51:21just some
00:51:22imported italian ingredients
00:51:23so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:51:26you can cook?
00:51:41that was so good
00:51:43i feel like i just
00:51:44went to italy even though i've never been
00:51:47how did you
00:51:48do this? i can't cook at all
00:51:50making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:51:53did you learn in culinary school?
00:51:55no
00:51:56my mom taught me
00:51:57tell me about her
00:51:59i
00:52:00never told a girl about my mom
00:52:03sorry
00:52:04i don't mean to pray
00:52:06she
00:52:07passed away when i was eleven
00:52:09breast cancer
00:52:11but
00:52:12i have a lot of good memories of her
00:52:13she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:52:16and
00:52:17she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:52:20we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:52:26i still
00:52:27have all of her recipes
00:52:29here
00:52:30handwritten in italian
00:52:32that's really special
00:52:33i miss her
00:52:37this might sound corny but
00:52:40i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:52:43it's not corny
00:52:45but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:52:48just don't tell tmz
00:52:51what about your parents?
00:52:52my parents died in a car accident
00:52:56when i was thirteen
00:52:58it's been me and betsy ever since
00:53:00i'm sorry
00:53:02i just really hope these treatments work
00:53:07i don't want to lose her too
00:53:10i'm sorry
00:53:11your story made me emotional
00:53:13i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:53:15i'll help you
00:53:16no no it's fine
00:53:17i like doing the dishes
00:53:18it relaxes me
00:53:19good
00:53:20because i hate them
00:53:22well then i guess we make a good team
00:53:28is it just the wine?
00:53:30or am i really falling for
00:53:32him?
00:53:33her
00:53:36you don't want espresso
00:53:46hey
00:53:47do you want an espresso?
00:53:50i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:53:53no thank you
00:53:54me and dad have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:53:56okay well don't forget gucci
00:53:58how could i?
00:54:01ready bro?
00:54:03well let me fix your tie
00:54:06what do you know about ties?
00:54:08you wear t-shirts to work
00:54:09and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:54:12touché
00:54:14there you go
00:54:16okay bye
00:54:17bye
00:54:19love you
00:54:20love you too
00:54:21love you too
00:54:31sorry
00:54:32it's reflex
00:54:33i didn't mean to say that
00:54:35me neither
00:54:36too soon
00:54:38talk about it later?
00:54:40yeah
00:54:42okay
00:54:44could that have been any more awkward?
00:54:46and is michelangelo really in love with me?
00:54:48look who's here
00:54:50hey
00:54:52my little guy
00:54:54hey little gucci
00:54:56look at this right here
00:54:58let's try it
00:55:00oh yeah now here's mine
00:55:02just like that
00:55:03huh?
00:55:04yeah
00:55:05even got one for big brother
00:55:06right there
00:55:08come to papa
00:55:09yes my boy
00:55:11alright alright
00:55:12so
00:55:13we gotta talk about this wedding
00:55:14right?
00:55:15this is two weeks off
00:55:16hollywood bowl
00:55:17they're waiting for an answer
00:55:18and i bumped into chris martin on the plane
00:55:20he says the band is free
00:55:23hey
00:55:24hey
00:55:25hey
00:55:26hey
00:55:27hey
00:55:28hey
00:55:29hey
00:55:30hey
00:55:31you like coldplay right?
00:55:34dad
00:55:35we can't have the wedding at the hollywood
00:55:38oh
00:55:39well alright
00:55:40then we'll book uh
00:55:41the magic castle
00:55:42how about that?
00:55:43not too big
00:55:44plenty room for coldplay huh?
00:55:45dad
00:55:46let's just pump the brakes
00:55:47we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:55:49what?
00:55:50something wrong with familia?
00:55:52no
00:55:53everything is great
00:55:54it's better than great
00:55:56honestly
00:55:57honestly
00:55:58but
00:55:59we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:56:01that's
00:56:02our thing
00:56:03it's not Amelia's thing
00:56:05i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:56:07wow
00:56:08i never thought of that
00:56:11you know you have a very good point there
00:56:14i'm very impressed
00:56:17you've never acted like this
00:56:19with any other woman
00:56:20i can't say i've ever felt like this
00:56:23with another girl
00:56:24sounds like you might be falling in love
00:56:27love?
00:56:30yeah
00:56:31i don't know
00:56:33he he he he
00:56:34he's cute
00:56:35alright alright
00:56:36change the deal
00:56:37gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:56:39alright
00:56:40and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:56:43a wedding with coldplay
00:56:45coldplay
00:56:46no coldplay dad
00:56:48no coldplay
00:56:56so
00:56:58it's about my cancer treatment
00:57:00it's not working
00:57:02i know it
00:57:03i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:57:06and i'm cured
00:57:08what?
00:57:09you're cured?
00:57:11oh
00:57:12congratulations
00:57:13thank you
00:57:15i wasn't expecting it
00:57:17i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:57:20it only took two sessions?
00:57:23i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:57:26maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:57:29what's wrong sis?
00:57:31we should be celebrating!
00:57:33i brought prosecco
00:57:34no
00:57:35yeah
00:57:36no i'm good
00:57:37yeah
00:57:39Amelia
00:57:40i'm your sister
00:57:41you can tell me anything
00:57:43is it michelangelo?
00:57:46is everything okay?
00:57:48if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:57:50i will take that man thong
00:57:52and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:57:54that it will cut him in two
00:57:56it's not michelangelo
00:57:58Betsy
00:58:00it's me
00:58:03i have to tell you something
00:58:04i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage
00:58:14what is this game of thrones?
00:58:16it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:58:19and you know that i would do anything for you
00:58:21actually
00:58:23he's not that bad
00:58:25i kinda like him
00:58:26i kinda like him
00:58:28yeah
00:58:29babe
00:58:30that's called stockholm syndrome
00:58:32we need to get you out of there
00:58:34Betsy
00:58:35i have
00:58:36real feelings for him
00:58:38but
00:58:40what about the tabloid stories?
00:58:43you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:58:46they banned him for life
00:58:48you'll never go to epcot
00:58:49he's not actually like the stories
00:58:52or
00:58:54at least not to me
00:58:56he's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia
00:58:59if you marry michelangelo
00:59:02he will make your life a living hell
00:59:06what if you meet him?
00:59:08yeah
00:59:10meet him
00:59:12maybe he'll change your mind
00:59:13maybe you'll actually like him
00:59:14don't count on it
00:59:16please
00:59:17me
00:59:18give me a chance
00:59:20fine
00:59:22only one
00:59:23yes
00:59:26you won't regret it
00:59:27i'm gonna go get the Prosecco
00:59:31you better bring the whole bottle
00:59:36thank you for making dinner
00:59:38of course
00:59:39i'm glad she's cancer free
00:59:41we need to celebrate
00:59:44michelangelo
00:59:45michelangelo
00:59:47you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:59:50right?
00:59:51you mean besides me
00:59:53i'm serious
00:59:54it's really important to me that you two get along
00:59:56have a glass of wine
00:59:58tonight's gonna be great
00:59:59tonight's gonna be great
01:00:09it's enormous
01:00:12why would anybody need so much room?
01:00:17it's nice to see you too sis
01:00:19nice to finally meet you
01:00:22let's see
01:00:24so
01:00:27this is the
01:00:29infamous
01:00:31michelangelo
01:00:35how about we start off with a glass of champagne
01:00:3796 Dom Perignon
01:00:39Amelia said that's the year that you were born
01:00:41yeah
01:00:43sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
01:00:45it's worth more than my car
01:00:47why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
01:00:51$8.99 at Ralph's
01:00:53it's delicious
01:00:55this was made in France
01:00:57sorry
01:00:58can't touch that stuff
01:01:00so
01:01:01who wants a drink?
01:01:10you
01:01:24hardly touch your food
01:01:26it's
01:01:27a little too
01:01:28rich
01:01:29for me
01:01:31mine tastes great
01:01:34so
01:01:35michelangelo
01:01:36i
01:01:37have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:01:40you
01:01:41don't mind
01:01:42do you?
01:01:43fire away
01:01:45so
01:01:46i know you two have been having your
01:01:49fun
01:01:51but
01:01:52what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:01:57i don't think it's going to
01:02:00that's cute and all
01:02:02but
01:02:03what about her career? are you gonna support her?
01:02:05or kids? what's your stance on that?
01:02:07or are you just gonna
01:02:08jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:02:11betsy
01:02:13look
01:02:14i know i have a past
01:02:16but
01:02:17i'm committed to it
01:02:19we haven't talked about kids but
01:02:20i'm open to anything
01:02:21see michelangelo
01:02:22that's my point
01:02:24you two are getting married
01:02:25and you barely know each other
01:02:27we know
01:02:29easy betsy
01:02:31i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:02:35and if you really cared about amelia
01:02:37you would give her the time
01:02:39and what makes you such an expert?
01:02:41i don't see a ring on your finger
01:02:43michelangelo
01:02:45you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:02:47it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
01:02:49she gets it from you
01:02:51are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia?
01:02:53you started it
01:03:01why don't we all just calm down?
01:03:04betsy's just looking out for my best interest
01:03:06no she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her
01:03:10that's not fair michelangelo
01:03:12she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:03:13you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:03:16and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:03:19you know what?
01:03:20you can't talk to betsy like that
01:03:21that's my sister
01:03:22she just survived cancer
01:03:26that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:03:30this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:03:33not to me
01:03:34you know maybe she should be concerned
01:03:35i don't like this side of you
01:03:36see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:03:39but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:03:41you told her?
01:03:43she's my sister
01:03:44i don't care that violates our agreement
01:03:46oh is that all i am to you?
01:03:48a contractual agreement some kind of obligation?
01:03:51it's not what i meant
01:03:52it came out wrong amelia
01:03:54i love you
01:03:56you love me?
01:03:58don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means
01:04:00SHUT THE FUCK UP!
01:04:02you know what?
01:04:03maybe she was right
01:04:04i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:04:06it's over
01:04:12we need to get out of here
01:04:15i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:04:20emilia i know this is hard to hear but you did the right thing you do so much better than him
01:04:33yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't have said that
01:04:38we can talk about it on the road
01:04:39get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn lay low for a bit
01:04:45mexico?
01:04:47or canada whatever
01:04:49it's that or stay here and get sued by the Dino Levinos
01:04:53or worse
01:04:55i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:04:57i mean i only told you about the contract it's not like i told the media
01:05:01you don't know that
01:05:04we're liabilities
01:05:06loose ends
01:05:08you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:05:13get rid of that thing
01:05:15they could be tracking us right now
01:05:18yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other night
01:05:23see?
01:05:25he could have a sniper on us
01:05:26it's romulus
01:05:32hey romulus
01:05:34what?
01:05:36what do you mean gucci's missing?
01:05:50you came
01:05:52against my better judgment
01:05:53i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:05:57i've just been busy
01:05:59but
01:06:00it's over with now
01:06:02you should
01:06:04punish me for straying
01:06:06you make me sick
01:06:09i make me sick
01:06:10nice
01:06:11underwear
01:06:12it's a great craftsmanship
01:06:28okay
01:06:30let's get this over with
01:06:34is that all you have to say?
01:06:36do you even realize how hot i am?
01:06:39i'm sorry
01:06:41chantel
01:06:43i thought i wanted this
01:06:45but i don't
01:06:48i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:06:51amelia broke up with me
01:06:54amelia broke up with me
01:06:57it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:07:03never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair
01:07:08i am fucking devastated
01:07:09and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:07:12and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:07:14and i just wanted to come back to me
01:07:15i just wanted to come back to me
01:07:21here there
01:07:26amelia?
01:07:29hi dad
01:07:31gucci's gone?
01:07:33i'll be right there
01:07:36what?
01:07:40gucci gucci
01:07:42romulus
01:07:43what?
01:07:46well i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:07:50we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket
01:07:54i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:07:58well we can help you find him
01:08:01yeah?
01:08:02right?
01:08:04good thanks
01:08:06gucci
01:08:07this better not be a trap
01:08:09just come on
01:08:10gucci
01:08:12gucci
01:08:13gucci
01:08:14gucci
01:08:15gucci
01:08:16gucci
01:08:17hey hey hey hey where's becalangelo?
01:08:18huh?
01:08:19i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you?
01:08:20oh um he's
01:08:21sorry i'm late dad
01:08:23where were you?
01:08:24where were you?
01:08:25i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:08:28it's gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:08:30if this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will
01:08:33smart move dude
01:08:35here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto here
01:08:37oh yeah that's it
01:08:42give me the urc
01:08:54gucci
01:08:55he's so close
01:08:58we've been looking for him all night long
01:09:00we're never gonna find him
01:09:02don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure
01:09:06keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:09:09see they're not gonna kill us
01:09:12i do have to admit though
01:09:14i didn't expect to see this side of him
01:09:17he's really there for his dad
01:09:18his dad's dog
01:09:20so you approve now?
01:09:22they didn't say that
01:09:24gucci
01:09:26gucci
01:09:28my boy's back
01:09:30oh
01:09:32gucci
01:09:34gucci
01:09:36my boy's back
01:09:38oh
01:09:40oh
01:09:42oh
01:09:44oh
01:09:46okay
01:09:47okay
01:09:48i'm
01:09:49a little closer to approving
01:09:56i
01:09:58might
01:09:59have
01:10:00possibly
01:10:02misjudged you
01:10:04a little
01:10:06it's okay
01:10:07most of what the tabloids publish is true
01:10:10they just leave out part of the story
01:10:13amelia
01:10:15can we talk?
01:10:18please
01:10:19please?
01:10:22amelia
01:10:24can we talk?
01:10:26please?
01:10:28okay
01:10:29amelia
01:10:39i'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:10:42i shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:10:45and i shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:10:47the contract
01:10:51i hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:10:57thanks for saying that
01:10:59i needed to hear that
01:11:01and i'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:11:05you're not one
01:11:06you're not one
01:11:08i'm still learning new things about you
01:11:09i'm still learning new things about you
01:11:11most of them are good
01:11:13i'm happy we signed the contract
01:11:15i'm not
01:11:17i'm not
01:11:21you're not what do you mean
01:11:25amelia this
01:11:27might sound crazy but
01:11:29i meant it when i said that i love you
01:11:32and i don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together
01:11:37i want to know that our love is real
01:11:40dad
01:11:43what is it son?
01:11:45i want to cancel the contract between me and amelia
01:11:48why son?
01:11:50because i want to ask her to marry me
01:11:53and not because of some legal obligation
01:11:58but because she wants to
01:12:03consider our contracts null and void
01:12:09amelia
01:12:13what will it be?
01:12:15will you marry me?
01:12:18will you marry me?
01:12:21will you marry me?
01:12:22yes
01:12:25i'll marry you
01:12:28yes
01:12:29i'll marry you
01:12:45you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:12:48and i'm the happiest dog walker
01:12:51look at me
01:12:53i'm drippin' like a roman aqueduct
01:12:57alright alright you two
01:12:59that's enough alright
01:13:01we spent this whole night together
01:13:03come over to my place alright
01:13:05we'll have a nice breakfast italian style
01:13:08hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:13:11i think i can get used to it
01:13:13and then we can all discuss the wedding alright
01:13:16i want to hear from everybody involved
01:13:17especially coldplay
01:13:20we're not getting coldplay dad
01:13:22it was worth a try
01:13:23it was worth a try
01:13:24And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:13:50Michelangelo?
01:13:54Uh, Amelia, even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:14:04I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time, and not just about dogs.
01:14:11I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:14:14I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:14:25And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:14:43Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:14:47I love you so much.
01:14:54I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:15:03Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:15:08Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:15:10And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:15:22I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:15:24Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:15:26I love you.
01:15:27With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:15:34You may kiss your bride.
01:15:44Thanks.
01:15:46I'm Betsy.
01:15:48Amelia's sister.
01:15:49I'm Jake.
01:15:50Another dog walker.
01:15:53It's crazy, you know, giving my sister.
01:15:55But I've always been more of a cat person.
01:15:58Me too!
01:15:59Me too!
01:16:00Woof!
01:16:00Woof!
01:16:01Woof!
01:16:01Woof!
01:16:02Stronger faith, class family.
01:16:07Choose in the room, it's so tragic.
01:16:15you
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