Episode 2 of Gormenghast (2000) plunges deeper into the gothic labyrinth of power, rebellion, and ancient ritual as Steerpike cunningly ascends the castle hierarchy and Titus Groan faces his destiny. This dark fantasy epic based on Mervyn Peake’s novels blends mystery, madness, and medieval atmosphere in one of the most visually stunning British TV series ever made. Watch the tension rise, secrets unravel, and a new power emerge inside the stone walls of Gormenghast Castle.
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00:01Hold fast to the law of the last gold tomb
00:09Where the earth of the truth lies thick upon the page
00:17And the loom of faith in the ink long fled
00:23From the drone of the neighbor flows o'er
00:28Till the last of the past depart
00:34And the least of the past is dust
00:39And the dust, the dust is lost
00:49My first common ghost
00:57Congratulations, my ladies. You've never been braver or more brilliant.
01:11Will we get our coaches?
01:13Of course. But you must do as I've told you.
01:15Will we get our thrones?
01:17You will have everything.
01:19Now go back to your apartments and wait.
01:28Hero stair bike.
01:30As I say, Master Secretary, this day, two months hence, my lady the bird, I say, nurse the child.
01:45I want a breakfast for him. It's as simple as that. He is my son, isn't he?
01:51Are you hungry, my little love?
01:53The time chosen lordship is when we should be celebrating the laureate.
01:57The poet can wait.
01:58The poet can wait.
01:59Why is everybody so old?
02:00The solstice.
02:01The solstice.
02:02The solstice.
02:03The solstice.
02:04Can't.
02:05Neither, therefore, can the consecration of the moat.
02:09Irma, my dear.
02:10Clearly settled for that day by rot and moon.
02:14What's wrong with your sister?
02:16It's a case of atmosphere, as far as I can judge it from very short notice, your lady.
02:20Smoke.
02:21Smoke.
02:23Flay, open the door.
02:24I think the matter is settled, Mr. Secretary.
02:27As this gathering was sanctioned without recourse to me, I shall consider its conclusions to be nothing more than an aberration.
02:34It shall go unnoted, unrecorded and unrepeated.
02:37Door locked, lordship.
02:39Locked out for the doors locked.
02:41What's that?
02:42Like a bird, my dear, flying high out of the smoke.
02:48Mrs. Slag, kindly convey his minute, lordship, to the door and hold his mouth to the keyhole.
02:54Keyhole?
02:55I never heard of such a thing.
02:56Where's my rook?
02:57It's getting thicker.
02:58What are we going to do, Dr. Pru?
02:59Is there another door, lordship?
03:01Locked for years.
03:02I don't know where it is.
03:03But then could we breach the original, battery and assault, that kind of thing?
03:07Flay!
03:08Oak, lordship.
03:09Forage.
03:10Flames!
03:11Flames!
03:12Flames!
03:13Flames!
03:14Flames!
03:15Take his young master to the door, as I told you!
03:19Oh, we're going to be shot by Flames, Alfred.
03:21Dr. Pru!
03:22Damn gathering!
03:23This is what you get for unprecedented breakfast!
03:28Flames!
03:29My library!
03:31Flames!
03:32Flames!
03:33Flames!
03:34I am the keyhole!
03:35My boy!
03:36My boy!
03:37My boy!
03:38Alfred!
03:39Oh, my humiliating sister!
03:40Please sit down!
03:41Alfred will do the rest!
03:42We're going to die!
03:43Oh, sit down!
03:44Damn you!
03:45Flames!
03:46Flames!
03:47Flames!
03:48Oh, my humiliating sister!
03:49Please sit down!
03:50Alfred will do the rest!
03:51We're going to die!
03:53Oh, sit down!
03:54Damn you!
03:55Flames!
03:56Flames!
03:57Flames!
03:58Flames!
03:59Flames!
04:00Flames!
04:01Flames!
04:02Flames!
04:03Flames!
04:04Flames!
04:05Flames!
04:06Flames!
04:07Flames!
04:08Flames!
04:09Flames!
04:10Flames!
04:11Flames!
04:12Flames!
04:13Flames!
04:14Flames!
04:15Flames!
04:16Flames!
04:17Flames!
04:18Flames!
04:19Flames!
04:20Flames!
04:21Flames!
04:22Flames!
04:23Flames!
04:24Flames!
04:25Flames!
04:26Flames!
04:27Flames!
04:28Flames!
04:29Where is the largest window?
04:30The north wall.
04:32Can't reach it.
04:33No balcony.
04:35Alfred.
04:37Oh, ladies and gentlemen, give him the time.
04:39Give him the time.
04:40Now find your father and ask him to throw his cane at the window.
04:45You, Fuchsia, where's Master Jock?
04:47Down the bird.
04:49Find your father and tell him to smash the glass.
04:52What do you say, squatter?
04:53Come here.
04:54My books.
04:55My books.
04:56Father, the doctor's head, your cane, father.
05:00Mr. Play, Dr. Poo, the secretary's on fire.
05:03He's burning.
05:04Here, hold your son.
05:06Mr. Play.
05:07Oh, my boy.
05:09Oh, my boy.
05:11Leave him, Play.
05:13Take your master's can.
05:14Throw it in the window.
05:15Oh, my boy.
05:19Try it, man.
05:21Don't give me enough, madam.
05:23Paperweight on the table.
05:25Find it.
05:26Throw the paperweight.
05:27Oh, yeah.
05:28I can't find it.
05:29Well, then climb the shelves to the window and smash it with your father's cane.
05:33Well, help her, Mr. Play.
05:35Pastor Jock.
05:36Pastor Jock.
05:37Pastor Jock.
05:38Pastor Jock.
05:39Pastor Jock.
05:40Alfred.
05:41I'm your sister.
05:43Keep steady, Anna.
05:44Just keep steady.
05:45Play.
05:46Hand her ladyship the cane.
05:47She can reach the window from there.
05:48Help.
05:49I can't see.
05:50Get off of me.
05:51Get off of me.
05:52Get off of me.
05:52Get off of me.
05:53Get off of me.
05:54Get off of me.
05:55Get off of me.
05:56Help.
05:57Help.
05:58Help.
05:59My bird.
06:00Help.
06:01Help.
06:02Help.
06:03Hold your horses.
06:04I'm letting down the ladder.
06:05My bird.
06:06My bird.
06:07My bird.
06:08Where's my bird?
06:09Where is he?
06:10Wait.
06:11Master Jock.
06:12Where is my bird?
06:13Where is he?
06:14Boy.
06:15Wait.
06:16Master Jock.
06:17Where is he?
06:18Here.
06:19Take him.
06:20Take him out of here.
06:22Out of here.
06:23Hold him.
06:24Blaine.
06:25Mrs. Slank.
06:26Good man, Blaine.
06:27Good man.
06:28Come now, Mrs. Slank.
06:29Burst the left foot.
06:30Take the right.
06:31Your young lips.
06:32Come now, Mrs. Slank.
06:34Good man.
06:35Come now, Mrs. Slank.
06:36Burst the left foot.
06:37Take the right.
06:38Your young lips.
06:40Your young ladyship.
06:41Thank you, Dr. Drew.
06:42After you, your ladyship.
06:44We shall speak, squalor.
06:45You damn my bird.
06:46No help.
06:47Come, squirming sister wine.
06:48It's time to breathe the air.
06:50And you.
06:51You, sir.
06:52Mr. Secretary.
06:57Lordship.
06:58Lordship.
06:59Lordship.
07:00My books.
07:01My books.
07:02My books.
07:03This way.
07:05This way.
07:06This way.
07:07This way.
07:08This way.
07:09This way.
07:10This way.
07:11This way.
07:12This way.
07:13This way.
07:14This way.
07:15This way.
07:16This way.
07:17This way.
07:18This way.
07:19This way.
07:20This way.
07:21This way.
07:22This way.
07:23This way.
07:24This way.
07:25This way.
07:26This way.
07:27This way.
07:28This way.
07:29This way.
07:30This way.
07:31This way.
07:32my son you said the boy my son where is my son you said bring the boy lordship the rescuer
07:51it's him i meant my son not him i said i want my son you'll see your son for this damned
08:02breakfast get out it was a great privilege to have you i said out stand there grimacing like a red-ass
08:08baboon get out thank you lordship who was that damn gatherings i am chosen to celebrate in the
08:20laureate by the root the way up the stone uh would you care to take the air of the day lordship
08:28damn library damn breakfast none of this should have happened doctor lordship who
08:38who burnt my books
08:43they will all look at us at the breakfast because we're of the original blood and because we're
08:50perfect why don't you knock i beg pardon your ladyships where's our thrones you said we'd
08:58have them when we're done the burning every successful revolution has its own pace your
09:03ladyships too slow you rot too fast you fail slow rot fast what don't rush power must have secure
09:13foundations do you want your coaches your servants our thrones do you want them for a weekend
09:21and then have to give them back we'll never give them back because we haven't got them
09:25not yet but you will
09:30why don't you listen to me haven't i helped you look how far you've come already
09:35don't you trust me do you want me to go away i can i can go anytime you want me to he told us to
09:44burn didn't he we can tell them what he said we can say thrones i have no doubt which one you'll
09:52choose it is unique in a whole history of thrones that one how right you are i shall see the goldsmith
10:00in the morning i want mine soon so do i ladies why insult me why insult yourselves these are objects
10:08of art they take time what do you want to be considered laughing stocks sitting on great big yellow
10:17stools if you want the best you have to wait wait did he say wait i don't think we'll wait i think
10:26will tell them what he said you will wait and you will sit down and wait and any more talk of burning
10:33and you will be hanged hanged from your tree at the castle wall with the hangman's rope
10:39i will see to it personally do you understand me good now you will have your thrones they will be the
10:49finest ever made all you have to do is listen to me now go to the breakfast as you have been invited as
10:56part of the family keep your mouths shut do you understand you shall have it all gormenghast all of it
11:08all yours now what do you say thank you one by one we shall stock another three tonight
11:21this is where the poets will be the philosophers over there i think hmm takes much thought to build a
11:32library how many have we done so far seven shelves father then three more child three more yes father
11:41that's it that's it now we have space for the sonium poets
11:46have you the books ready i've collected them here
11:59who are you i'm your daughter
12:02i have a son
12:12i know that
12:14he is titus
12:19he will be earl of goldmenghast when i am dead he is my brother
12:26and so you are my daughter are you
12:39what's your name
12:42future
12:46future
12:49i don't think i know future
12:51i suppose we don't know each other that well but i should very much like to know you better
13:08how would you
13:09do
13:16yes i see
13:19the books then future
13:32here are the poets you asked for shall i start putting them on the first long shelf for you
13:36the poets
13:40ah yes the poets
13:42we should never have had the poets
13:47they tell us you see
13:51their pen is the pulse
13:54future
13:57our voice is the bell
13:58where words
14:01travel down
14:07and down
14:11and
14:14on
14:16and on
14:18and to nothing
14:22and on
14:23and on
14:23and on
14:25into such
14:27nothing
14:28and nothing
14:29and nothing
14:30father the books
14:33go
14:42no no no no no no no
14:44father please
14:45i can't bear it
14:49please
14:53i think you've made a mistake
15:13you are not my daughter
15:16how could you be
15:19come here and i'll tell you
15:23come come
15:28i am not your father
15:32you see i live
15:35up there
15:36you see
15:45i am the death
15:46owl
15:47Oh, my God.
16:17Oh, my little precious.
16:47Good night, Mr. Flea.
17:00It won't be long before I go, little one.
17:13It's nearly my time.
17:16Feel your little sister.
17:18She's moving.
17:20Feel her.
17:21You'll learn from her things you'll never learn here.
17:26I promise you.
17:30I hate it here.
17:33They won't have me down outside, will they?
17:35I hate them, too.
17:39She's better than all of them.
17:41And she's better than you, too.
17:43Though you'll never admit it.
17:47Sleep well, little boy.
17:49Dream of her.
17:51What's the time, wasn't it?
17:59That's his lordship's kitchen bell.
18:01It's not sunrise.
18:02It's not time for the breakfast.
18:05What do you want to go and ring his bell for in the middle of the night?
18:08What?
18:13Breakfast?
18:15We haven't even done the quail's legs yet.
18:16What's he playing at?
18:21Oi!
18:23Slugs!
18:24Get up!
18:26Move!
18:27Father!
18:31Father!
18:45Lordship?
18:50Lordship?
18:57Lordship?
19:02Lordship?
19:05Lordship?
19:14Lordship?
19:18Lordship?
19:20Father?
19:20Father?
19:20Father?
19:21No.
19:22Father?
19:24Father, stop doing that.
19:27Please listen.
19:28I love you.
19:30No!
19:31Don't fart!
19:33This is not for you.
19:34Back to vile kitchen.
19:36Chef!
19:37Chef!
19:38Have you set your traps?
19:44Traps?
19:45Traps.
19:46Are you deaf?
19:47Are they full?
19:49Or have the cats got them?
19:51Oh, yeah.
19:53My traps?
19:54No, no, no.
19:55The cats are out for the night.
19:57What are you waiting for?
20:00Bring me a mouse.
20:03Twigs!
20:04Every kind!
20:05I intend to study the twig as one should.
20:09Study and build a nest, you idiot.
20:15Doctor, can you do something?
20:24Yes, take this, Mrs. Sordid.
20:28Lordship?
20:30May I be of assistance?
20:32May I be of help, Doctor?
20:35I heard the bell.
20:37Who are you?
20:38Steerpike, Lordship.
20:39My assistant.
20:40Talk to him, boy.
20:41Get his attention.
20:43I assist the doctor in his dispensary, sir.
20:48You may remember me from the library.
20:52The library?
20:55My library!
20:57No!
20:57I can't believe he's still quite under the bed with him.
21:03Now, handle him carefully.
21:04Do not ruffle his pants.
21:09A wing.
21:09Give me the wing.
21:10What?
21:11Arm!
21:12This arm, boy!
21:15Yeah!
21:16That was a big apple.
21:21That was quick work, Doctor.
21:23What chemical was that?
21:24I'm in no mood for the pharmaceutical master, Steerpike.
21:27Mr. Flay, hot water.
21:29Wash and brush.
21:29Get him dressed for the breakfast.
21:30Breakfast, sir?
21:31Yes, and why not?
21:33Lordship is, as Lordship does.
21:35Will he be able to go?
21:36We'll do our best, my little friend.
21:41My dear chef, why do you look so blue?
21:44I will prepare the breakfast as you say, Doctor.
21:49Soon, Mr. Flay.
21:53Oh, Doctor.
21:54Hmm?
21:55Why is everything going so wrong?
22:01Nothing!
22:04Ah!
22:05And you!
22:10Have you never seen a folk before?
22:11He goes here!
22:12Here!
22:14How can I be expected
22:17to lay the table for a feast
22:19that isn't even in the damn book?
22:21Huh?
22:22And will the ass come?
22:24Having put us to all this,
22:26will the ass come?
22:27Thinks he's a bird.
22:28Woo-hoo!
22:30You.
22:30You can button your lip, arsewipe.
22:32Anything I say here
22:33is not for repetition
22:35with the likes of you.
22:36Do you understand?
22:37Damn breakfast!
22:38My husband is now an owl, Master Chop.
22:43I'd say it was an improvement.
22:44Ladyship.
22:46Eh?
22:47He's in his lavender velvet, Ladyship.
22:52So what?
22:53Well, I've never done a breakfast, Ladyship.
22:56The secretary bark in town and said lavender for a small mess.
23:01So why are you asking me?
23:03Go away.
23:04Yes, Ladyship.
23:05Wait.
23:07I know this is difficult for you,
23:10but I want you to try and answer a simple question.
23:12Ladyship.
23:13Stop saying Ladyship.
23:14I haven't asked you anything yet.
23:16Who is that youth spear kite?
23:18Where did you meet him?
23:20Long ago, Ladyship.
23:22You said where, not when.
23:24With Lady Fuchsia, Madam.
23:30And where does he come from?
23:32Where could he come from, Ladyship, Madam?
23:36He must come from somewhere.
23:39The same brilliant slag.
23:47And stop crying.
23:51Birds don't cry.
23:53Cats don't cry.
23:55So why should nannies?
23:57Go away.
24:03Spear kite.
24:05What do you think, Master Chalk?
24:21Mark me for the madman.
24:23You should put bells on it.
24:25What do you want?
24:26You, as a matter of fact.
24:28Doctor says, hurry up.
24:31Me, Doctor?
24:32What for?
24:33You play, Lordship.
24:37No trousers.
24:40Ooh.
24:43Play.
24:45Can't make whole sentence.
24:49Never mind.
24:49Slay you, good servant.
24:55If a bit simple.
24:57If you dare, boy.
24:59Lick my neck.
25:01Me dirty.
25:03Too much fondling in the air.
25:09Out!
25:09You throw my cat.
25:24You touch my cat.
25:28You are no more.
25:33You are ended.
25:41This castle ejects you.
25:46You stay one week.
25:51One week.
25:53One week.
25:54And another servant shall be found for the earl.
25:56One week.
25:57And one week only.
25:59And then you go.
26:00Now, we have seen true madness, haven't we, my little ones?
26:19True, true madness.
26:36Doctor!
26:38Where the hell is he?
26:40I'm here, sir.
26:41Mr. Secretary, you may begin.
27:08Chef!
27:09Now!
27:10The first breakfast, as unwarranted by tradition, creates a precedence, hmm?
27:26A precedence, once accepted, becomes tradition.
27:30I can't bear it.
27:32I love him so much.
27:34I must be brave.
27:36There's no one else to look after him.
27:38Or, as in this case, caused by the unhealthy love of a father for his son.
27:43Get on with it, you idiot.
27:45Cat-thrower.
27:46Remarkable phenomenon.
27:48What is it?
27:49Can he be defined?
27:50Mother won't look after him.
27:51Can he be pardoned?
27:53Banished.
27:54Of course not!
27:56Therefore, clearly, our precedent cannot be founded on love.
28:02Neither can it on the accidental or the irrational.
28:05We, therefore, of necessity...
28:08Darkness!
28:09...must seek our precedent as one found it in reason.
28:15I can't keep giving him the pills.
28:17That damned owl will hoot again sooner or later.
28:20The Rock!
28:21I must get a man.
28:22A man.
28:23A man.
28:24A man.
28:25A man.
28:26What else is there?
28:27The reason is the all and everything.
28:29Soon, Mr. Flea.
28:31The reason is developed thus.
28:34Point one.
28:35The child.
28:36Titus.
28:37Before us is young lord.
28:40Point two.
28:41Young lord is heir to eat all and everything.
28:46We want our thrones.
28:48Point three.
28:49All and everything obviously includes breakfast.
28:51We want our thrones.
28:53Point four.
28:54Breakfast is food.
28:56And finally, point five.
28:58Food is produced by the peasants.
29:02So, simply put...
29:03I want my daddy...
29:05Is set and laid in the stones as follows.
29:08Darkness.
29:10On this day, at this time, every year as the years roll.
29:18Darkness.
29:19Daddy!
29:20In honour of the heir's right to sustenance by the people.
29:24Darkness.
29:25My books are light.
29:26Dark peasants shall provide his lordship's breakfast.
29:31I want my books.
29:34Daddy!
29:35My work!
29:36I want my daddy!
29:37Yeah!
29:38Ow!
29:39Pull me weaker.
29:41Ow!
29:42Daddy!
29:43Ooh!
29:44Ooh!
29:45Ooh!
29:46Ooh!
29:47Ooh!
29:48Ooh!
29:49Ooh!
29:50Ooh!
29:51Ooh!
29:52Ooh!
29:53Ooh!
29:54Ooh!
29:55Ooh!
29:56Ooh!
29:57Ooh!
29:58Ooh!
29:59Ooh!
30:00Ooh!
30:01Ooh!
30:02Ooh!
30:03Ooh!
30:04Ooh!
30:05Ooh!
30:06Ooh!
30:07Ooh!
30:08Ooh!
30:09Ooh!
30:10Ooh!
30:11Ooh!
30:12Ooh!
30:13Ooh!
30:14Ooh!
30:15Ooh!
30:16Ooh!
30:17Ooh!
30:18Ooh!
30:19Ooh!
30:20Ooh!
30:21Ooh!
30:22Ooh!
30:23Ooh!
30:24Ooh!
30:25Ooh!
30:26Ooh!
30:27Ooh!
30:28Ooh!
30:29Ooh!
30:30No, no, no, my lord. Your perch is elsewhere.
30:33Come and fly.
30:35Fly home.
30:37Next wing.
30:42Anything I can do, Doctor?
30:48No.
30:50Sure.
30:52Anything at all.
30:53Is there any hope for him?
31:00A hope for his lordship?
31:03Hope.
31:04That is a concept of the highest order, ladyship.
31:06A hopeful concept, hope.
31:08Squalor, do we have any?
31:13My sister hopes for a male, ladyship.
31:15I beg?
31:17My sister.
31:18I heard you the first time.
31:19Your sister, a man...
31:22Spends her days in the bath.
31:23Hope Springs Eternal, I believe, is the correct, uh...
31:26Squalor, get out.
31:27I want reports on his lordship every hour on the hour.
31:31Have I made myself clear?
31:32Yes.
31:33As the...
31:34The great chime of the great, uh...
31:37Out.
31:37Oh.
31:46Something stinks, my dears.
31:50And it's not Squalor.
31:51Poor little lordship.
32:01Oh, you poor old nanny.
32:02We mustn't let that little wet head get cold.
32:06Ah, where's that gal?
32:09Where have you been, you naughty gal?
32:11You know very well it's the day for his little lordships all over.
32:15What are you doing?
32:18It's time, nanny.
32:19I've been waiting for you to get back.
32:20You can't go.
32:22I'll tell her, ladyship.
32:23Don't have enough on my plate.
32:25Come here, little one.
32:27You can't go back to them out there because they hate you.
32:32You're having a bastard.
32:34Maybe I won't go there.
32:35Where then?
32:36I don't know.
32:39I wish I could take you with me.
32:41I love you, little one.
32:44You remember your tiny sister, won't you?
32:47It's not his sister.
32:48Don't ever say that.
32:49Sister indeed.
32:51Don't matter what you say, nanny, or me.
32:54He'll know.
32:56Don't go.
32:57What will I do?
33:01Bye, nanny.
33:03Bye, my little boy.
33:06Bye.
33:09Don't go.
33:11You can't.
33:15Oh.
33:16Oh, my weak heart.
33:19Oh.
33:27Oh, my Lord.
33:53Oh, my Lord.
33:55Oh, my Lord.
33:57Oh, my Lord.
33:57Oh, my Lord.
33:57Oh, my Lord. Tupper. Middle. You can't.
33:57Tonight, my precious.
34:09Tonight, Mr. Flea.
34:27What is it, Master Chalk?
34:45What is it, Master Chalk?
34:56What is it, Master Chalk?
35:16For you, my little red and wet pretty one.
35:22Then I shall wipe you dry with silk.
35:28Mr. Flea!
35:44Huh?
35:54Kitchen scum.
35:56Come here.
35:58Nogic. Nogic.
36:08Nogic.
36:10Nogic.
36:12Nogic.
36:26Nogic.
36:32They will take me in.
36:49Lordship.
37:02Good night, Mr. Flea.
37:13Kitchen slug at your service.
37:17Delicious.
37:20Good night, man, servant Flea.
37:26Wait, wait, my precious.
37:30You shall be clean and silvery before you eat.
37:46And now for dinner.
38:00Now, my pretty one, we have him.
38:16Now, my pretty one, we have him.
38:30Oh, my God.
38:44Oh, my God.
38:46Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah.
38:49Oh.
39:02Death.
39:03Servant.
39:07Now.
39:08There is much to be done, Flea.
39:24They will enjoy him.
39:31Lordship.
39:33Heave, Mr. Flea.
39:35Heave.
39:36Heave.
39:37Heave, Mr. Flea.
39:39Heave.
39:42This is my hour, you see.
39:49Heave, Mr. Flea.
39:51Heave.
39:52Heave.
40:01This is my time.
40:04Lord.
40:06Go now.
40:12Goodbye, my dear Mr. Flea.
40:16Oh, no, Lordship.
40:17No, no, no.
40:39Oh, God.
40:41Go home and...
40:42Oh, God.
40:43Oh.
40:44Oh, God.
40:45Oh.
40:46Oh.
41:17Good-bye, Mr. Flea.
41:43Anything?
41:44No, sir. Come on. Let's be having you.
41:47Are you? Third stairs, take the dog.
41:49Yes, sir.
41:51Is the East Wing completed?
41:53The East Wing has 638 rooms on the first floor, 503 on the second, and 700 on the third.
42:00Captain Rutkart!
42:01Not counting auxiliary buildings, extensions, forays, ante-rooms, closets, attics, basements,
42:08and fraud passages, unknown regions, darkness, and rot.
42:12And have you found him?
42:13Not a law grown in any of them, master sneerbite.
42:17Steerbite.
42:19And don't get on the wrong side of me, Rutkart, or I'll see you scrub stone on the jailhouse floor.
42:25Look, and look again.
42:27His lordship will be found.
42:29Captain Rutkart!
42:31Call off the dogs!
42:33Come with me, snake shite!
42:35You'll regret that.
42:44Not found him!
42:46Nine days.
42:47Not found him!
42:49Such nine days!
42:52Seventy-five earls in the history of time, not one has ever gone missing!
42:58They die, abdicate, go mad, take up arms, kill each other, eat their children, mutilate themselves,
43:06split, shrink, decompose, but never, never disappear!
43:14An earl is the mast, he is the path, the marrow in the bone.
43:19Without him, we are hollow.
43:20I am aware of the traditions and history of this castle.
43:24The chef's welter, have you found him?
43:26Chef!
43:26The chef cooks!
43:27What is there to cook if the master is not there to eat?
43:30Chef, he comes, he goes, there's nothing!
43:33Lordship is all...
43:35Secretary Barkentine!
43:36No!
43:37Your leadership.
43:39Greatest, greatest respect.
43:43I'm secretary to us.
43:46Responsible to it all.
43:48Nine days.
43:49Nine days, no ceremony, no obeisance, no authority, no daily rite and passage, no heart pumping the blood of rule.
44:03We are disrupted.
44:05The Lordship is gone, long live his lordship.
44:10Long live his lordship.
44:11What did you say?
44:12Long live his lordship.
44:13Titus.
44:14Exactly.
44:15Titus is barely a year old.
44:16Long may he live, we shall prepare the earling...
44:20Buckentine!
44:21Buckentine!
44:22Next Thursday.
44:23The longest day.
44:24The longest day.
44:25It is propitious.
44:28You may go.
44:29An earling, your ladyship.
44:31There is much to be done.
44:33Lord Crone?
44:34It's gone.
44:35It's gone.
44:36History.
44:37There is no alternative to what I say.
44:40Then you must do it, Mr. Secretary.
44:42Now go.
44:43Now go.
44:44Ah!
44:45Oh!
44:46Oh!
44:47Oh!
44:48Oh!
44:49Then you must do it, Mr. Secretary. Now, go.
45:13Open him up, you bastard!
45:17What is this?
45:18That is the book of the law, sir.
45:20What is law?
45:22That which always has been, sir.
45:23That which always has been. Good, good, good. What else?
45:28It is destiny, sir.
45:29Law is destiny.
45:31And obedience is tradition.
45:39Don't forget that.
45:40That is the all and everything.
45:44Do you understand?
45:46Yes, sir.
45:46Good!
45:47You're an obsequious ass.
45:51There is work to be done.
45:52Too much work.
45:55Who is your master?
45:57None, sir.
45:58I try to make myself useful here and there.
46:00Oh, don't try and rook me.
46:02Sneer sight, I see through you.
46:04Bones and brain.
46:06Your master is the doctor.
46:07No doubt to be pleased to be rid of you.
46:09No more here and there, here and there for you.
46:11Here, here.
46:12By me, you understand?
46:13I'm now your master.
46:16It may be useful.
46:17We have an earling rafts to be built.
46:24It's all here.
46:26Come on, come on.
46:29Read it.
46:31Study.
46:31How much will I be paid, sir?
46:38What?
46:39Your keep.
46:42In the honor of studying time itself.
46:46The runes of Gormengast.
46:49Are you ready?
46:56I have never been more so, sir.
46:58Then start the earling.
47:02Read!
47:13Well, well.
47:15You did ask me.
47:16Erling.
47:22Erling.
47:26An earling?
47:28Our brother's dead.
47:29Our brother's gone.
47:30So why give the power to a baby?
47:33It's ours.
47:38So why should we wait?
47:41Mr. Steerpike.
47:43Mr. Steerpike?
47:44We must see about Mr. Steerpike, mustn't we?
47:47He told us to do it, didn't he?
47:49He told us to burn, didn't he?
47:51So we can tell them what he said, can't we?
47:55Of course we can.
47:56Oh, look at you, me lovely smallness.
48:06No father.
48:08Not that I'd call him a father to look after you.
48:11No fat chef to cook for you.
48:15No Mr. Flay.
48:16Still, we can do without that long string of black bone, can't we?
48:20No, we can't.
48:22I wasn't talking to you.
48:23I was talking to your little brother.
48:25I don't care who you were talking to.
48:28We can't do without Mr. Flay.
48:29We can't do without my father either.
48:32I don't care how wonderful Titus is.
48:34He's just a baby.
48:37The top.
48:38And by the top, I mean the very last cubic inch of the morning to you, my dears.
48:43Are we enjoying this delicious breeze?
48:48Dr. Pooh, I'm so glad you've come.
48:51And delighted to see you, my dear.
48:52And Mrs. Slagg, at peace I hope, and carnally speaking that is.
48:56I ebb and I flow.
48:57And what is it that ebbs and what that flows, my dear little woman?
49:00Is it your heart that's tidal, or your nerves, or your liver, bless you?
49:03Doctor, can I talk to you?
49:05Yes.
49:06And please don't use any long words.
49:08I have some terrible worries.
49:10My dear Ladyship, always a shoulder, or an ear, or indeed, any part of my anatomy, at your disposal.
49:19Oh, Alfred, the Ladyship.
49:22To hell with the old trots, breastless as wallpaper.
49:25My last post-mortem had more life in it.
49:27Ladyships!
49:34We've seen someone.
49:36Are you referring to me, Ladyships?
49:37Don't be stupid. We're talking to you, aren't we?
49:41Ah.
49:43There.
49:44Oh, wrath-makers preparing for the earling.
49:47Only four days now, young Lordship.
49:49What was that? I had a splash.
49:50I'm not surprised, my butterfly.
49:52Alfred, why are you so tiresome? Why are you not surprised?
49:56Because that is exactly what it is, my pea-head.
49:59An authentic, undiluted splash.
50:01And made by our ex-dispenser, now assistant to Bacchentine.
50:05If these eyes can recognize a certain naked appendage as one attached to a certain seerpike.
50:10Hmm.
50:13We are the only ladies present, aren't we?
50:16What about it?
50:17We'll go down to the water's edge and unbend to him.
50:22Will it hurt?
50:23Oh, why are you so ignorant?
50:29I only just saw you, Lady Fuchsia.
50:32How is your health, Miss Anna?
50:36Watch yourselves, ladies.
50:38You'll get wet.
50:42Ladies?
50:42You do me too much, Anna.
50:45Ladies?
50:46Ladies?
50:53We're unbending to you, Mr. Seerpike.
50:57Because there's so much that you told us to do.
51:00And so much that we could say, Mr. Seerpike.
51:03Be quiet, you idiots.
51:05Sit down at once.
51:09Ah.
51:14Now go back to your apartments.
51:17Any more talk of fire?
51:19And it'll be the hangman for you.
51:21Hangman.
51:22Do you understand?
51:23Now go.
51:42Beats me, Doctor!
51:43You beat me to the very pack, dear boy.
51:46Have a heart and swim away.
51:49You're so tired of the sight of your abdomen.
51:52Forgive its magnetism.
51:55Good day to you, Lady Fuchsia.
52:05You will be careful of him, won't you, my dear young ladyship?
52:07Of course, Dr. Pooh.
52:08Whoo!
52:09Your throat's a white and long for strangling.
52:22Your throat's a white and long for strangling.
52:22Sisters of a brother sent mad by burning.
52:26You shall hang.
52:26You shall hang!
52:27You shall hang!
52:57Are you skunks ready?
53:13Then push off, idiots!
53:17Push off!
53:27So, the tiniest thing in the world is an Earl today.
53:33Someday, they're gonna come and take him away from me.
53:37They didn't take me, did they?
53:39But they don't take silly girls, do they?
53:41Well, they should, shouldn't they?
53:44Come on, come on!
53:59You'll be winter before we're done!
54:02No!
54:03No!
54:11Hold!
54:13Go to the west!
54:15And hide your damn selves!
54:19Under the dead water!
54:22Under the dead water!
54:26The day has come, young lordship!
54:38The castle awaits your sovereignty!
54:46From horizon to horizon, all is yours!
54:55For God's sake!
54:57Pick it up!
54:59Pick it up, one of you!
55:01Give the little runt his stone back!
55:03And the ivy!
55:05I'll do it!
55:06Stay where you are, Beerspot!
55:13Come back here, you idiot!
55:16Erm!
55:17Ah!
55:19Oh!
55:20Ah!
55:21Ah!
55:22Ah!
55:23Ah!
55:24Ah!
55:25Ah!
55:26Ah!
55:27Ah!
55:28Ah!
55:29Come back, you idiot!
55:59Come back, you idiot!
56:29He's behaving his damn self!
56:57In view of all, I, warden of the immemorial rite,
57:06do proclaim you to be the only legitimate lord
57:14between earth and sky.
57:20Oh, my sweetheart.
57:22Titus groaned!
57:27The 77th Earl of Gaubengar.
57:33Oh.
57:34Titus!
57:35Titus!
57:37Titus!
57:38Titus!
57:39Titus!
57:40Titus!
57:41Titus!
57:42Titus!
57:43Titus!
57:45Titus!
57:47Titus!
57:48Titus!
57:49Titus!
57:50Titus!
58:00How nice to be born a groom.
58:30How nice to be born.
59:00How nice to be born a groom.
59:30How nice to be born a groom.
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