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00:00:00Excuse me, it's okay.
00:00:02It's okay. It's okay, it's okay.
00:00:05It's okay.
00:00:07Let me help her back.
00:00:30It's okay, it's okay.
00:00:33Maruzella, Maruzella.
00:00:42Vedi, questo è Napoli.
00:00:44Napoli è pieno divertimento.
00:00:46Ci sono posti per divertirti e posti che ci sono brutti.
00:01:00Alla prossima.
00:01:06I'm looking for the concert.
00:01:07And then you drive right by it.
00:01:09There it is.
00:01:13Very funny.
00:01:23I think it's gonna be good.
00:01:25Must be.
00:01:30Traffico di Napoli.
00:01:32I can't put my wallet.
00:01:35In questo se si va al primo posto.
00:01:43Shit.
00:01:45Woah.
00:01:46Camp on my wallet.
00:01:52No.
00:01:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:57Somewhere?
00:01:58Orisal c'è Notix?
00:02:01I couldn't play the bell at me.
00:02:10What're you looking for?
00:02:11She's lost her purse, her purse.
00:02:16Hol'o?
00:02:17Noti ha cacciato niente.
00:02:19Noti difficilaikan niente?
00:02:20No, no, no, no, no, no-no.
00:02:21Nothing can be lost?
00:02:22No, no, no, no.
00:02:23No, no, no, no.
00:02:24их?
00:02:25Where did you have it last?
00:02:35The train station, I think? The exchange group?
00:02:43Oh, Jamie. I'm sorry.
00:02:47That bastard at the train station started when you dropped all your stuff.
00:02:51This is 170, not 70.
00:02:56Where do we need to go?
00:02:58We need 70.
00:03:10Here we go.
00:03:12Is this it?
00:03:13Thanks, lad.
00:03:14Is this it?
00:03:15Thanks, lad.
00:03:16Is this it?
00:03:17Thanks, lad.
00:03:18Is this it?
00:03:19Is this it?
00:03:20Is this it?
00:03:21Is this it?
00:03:22Thanks, lad.
00:03:23It's nice.
00:03:24Yes, I have a credit card.
00:03:25Numbers aren't filed on my computer.
00:03:26Yes, I have them here.
00:03:27Okay?
00:03:28It's nice.
00:03:43Yes, I have the credit card numbers on file on my computer.
00:03:49Yes, I have them here.
00:03:52Okay, five, five, three, three, seven, six, four, five, eight, seven, eight, seven, nine, one, five, seven.
00:04:04Five, seven.
00:04:07Yeah, expires 12.15.
00:04:11No, she'll definitely need another card sent out immediately. We're here for two weeks.
00:04:17No, I'm working here.
00:04:21Yes, I'll hold.
00:04:24You love how they ask, as if I have a choice.
00:04:27Do you know what I'm going to try to do while I'm here?
00:04:30Besides learn Italian.
00:04:32I don't know why you think that's so ridiculous.
00:04:35I don't at all. I admire you. I just think it's too late for me.
00:04:40That's not true.
00:04:42You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
00:04:45And besides, what's the point? The whole bloody world speaks English.
00:04:49Well, I am going to finally transcribe the tapes.
00:04:55Yes.
00:04:57All right.
00:04:59Okay.
00:05:02Well, if you can see it through to the end, I think that's wonderful.
00:05:06What does that mean?
00:05:09Nothing.
00:05:10Nothing.
00:05:11I think it's a fantastic idea, Jane. I always have. You know that?
00:05:16She doesn't sound very supportive.
00:05:26You have my support. I'm sorry if that came out wrong.
00:05:31I just know how emotional listening to them can be.
00:05:34It has been for you.
00:05:36I think enough time has passed.
00:05:38Well, that's great.
00:05:40Why do you think he killed himself?
00:06:05David Foster Wallace.
00:06:12I don't know.
00:06:17You can't get a sense by his writing?
00:06:19You have to read it when I'm done, though, right?
00:06:24Do you think he recognized a blank infinity just stretching out?
00:06:34He got to this point, maybe, where it was just day after day after day.
00:06:39I really don't know.
00:06:40Do you know?
00:06:41Just so tedious.
00:06:43And then, of course, he felt guilty.
00:06:46Most people think life is too short.
00:06:48And there he was, all the talent in the world.
00:06:49And it wasn't...
00:06:50Jane, can I...
00:06:51Can we not talk about this?
00:06:54Just...
00:06:55Just a bit moment.
00:06:57Love you.
00:07:13Love you, too.
00:07:18Do you feel alright?
00:07:36Do you feel okay?
00:07:38Yeah.
00:07:39Are you sure?
00:07:41Did you feel right?
00:08:06I don't know.
00:08:36I don't know.
00:09:06Are you sure you won't come with?
00:09:18You'll be so busy.
00:09:21I get boring all alone.
00:09:24I think someone should be here in case the card is delivered.
00:09:27True.
00:09:28Then I think I might go out, see what the world has to offer.
00:09:37If you do, leave me a message, okay?
00:09:42So I can worry about you.
00:09:44Okay.
00:09:44I've left you some money here.
00:09:54I'll see you later.
00:09:55Have a good day.
00:09:56I'll see you later.
00:10:26What kind of stories?
00:10:30Stories that you've prepared for, I can ask them a list of stories that Dad told me about.
00:10:34Go ahead and ask from your father's list.
00:10:36God rest his soul.
00:10:37Let's start with the war.
00:10:38We went into an air raid shelter.
00:10:42My mother, your great-grandmother, she was shaking.
00:10:46Sirens wailed and then there was the sound of a bomb.
00:10:50And the man next to us, he said,
00:10:52I was in a shelter last night with my wife and my little boy and half of it got blown away.
00:10:59There was blood in his hair.
00:11:02He was all alone.
00:11:03That nearly finished my mother, you know.
00:11:05Here we were in this tiny town in England, miles from Germany, from Russia, from Italy, from any front lines.
00:11:14And this man, he had blood in his hair.
00:11:19Good night.
00:11:49We were riding our bikes to school when the Germans started firing at us.
00:12:01We jumped into a hedge.
00:12:04We were terrified, but afterwards we couldn't stop laughing.
00:12:08It feels nice if I'm the only one who remembers that.
00:12:13It's as vivid to me as if it happened yesterday.
00:12:18Oh, hi, Leonard.
00:12:20It's Jane.
00:12:21I decided to take an impromptu trip to Iskia.
00:12:24Or, um, Iskia, as they pronounce it.
00:12:28See, I'm learning a little bit.
00:12:30Um, anyway, I'll be home later.
00:12:33I hope you have a good day.
00:12:35Bye.
00:12:36Those friends are all dead now.
00:12:39There's no one left.
00:12:41That's one of my regrets, you know.
00:12:44Sometimes I think I should have had more children, not just your father.
00:12:48You're all alone now that your parents are gone.
00:12:54No brothers, no sisters.
00:12:59I'm upsetting you.
00:13:01Let's talk about something else.
00:13:04You want to ask me more boring questions about the war?
00:13:06All right, then.
00:13:10Uh, scusi.
00:13:12Scusi.
00:13:13Um, the castle?
00:13:15Castle?
00:13:16Parlato anglese?
00:13:18No, no, no.
00:13:19No?
00:13:19No.
00:13:20Um, castello oregonese?
00:13:23Ah, andare.
00:13:25Andare?
00:13:26Andare?
00:13:26Si.
00:13:26Ah, grazie.
00:13:29They'd been shot through the neck.
00:13:32The bullet went in one side and came out the other.
00:13:35And there were all these bomb holes filled with water, and he couldn't tell which was
00:13:40the German side and which was the Allied side.
00:13:43When he came home after something like that, you couldn't really complain to him about anything,
00:13:50now could you?
00:13:50I'm actually going there now, to the castle.
00:13:53You speak English now?
00:13:54Yeah.
00:13:55Why, do you think I was Italian?
00:13:56Yeah.
00:13:57Yes!
00:13:57That's great.
00:13:58That's cool.
00:13:59Hey, hey, hey.
00:14:00Where are you from?
00:14:03London.
00:14:04No, in America.
00:14:04Come on.
00:14:05Maine.
00:14:06No, shit.
00:14:07I'm from Massachusetts.
00:14:08That's crazy.
00:14:09That's weird.
00:14:10Right?
00:14:11Yeah.
00:14:12Vacation?
00:14:13No.
00:14:13Are you?
00:14:14What?
00:14:15Are you here on vacation?
00:14:16Oh.
00:14:20Sorry.
00:14:20I thought you were saying you were on vacation.
00:14:22Me?
00:14:23No.
00:14:25So, come on.
00:14:27My husband is working in Naples.
00:14:30What does he do?
00:14:30He is playing in a concert at the end of the night.
00:14:35Cool.
00:14:36What does he play?
00:14:37Viola.
00:14:39Mm, mm, mm.
00:14:40The viola.
00:14:42Any good?
00:14:44Yes.
00:14:45Very.
00:14:49How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
00:14:51You put it in a viola case, right?
00:14:58That's not funny.
00:14:59Um, what's the difference between a viola and a coffin?
00:15:02A coffin has a dead person on the inside.
00:15:05Because viola players are dead?
00:15:07No?
00:15:07Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
00:15:12Because even though you know it's coming,
00:15:14there's nothing you can do about it.
00:15:18I can't help it.
00:15:19I've got this weird autistic mind for jokes,
00:15:21and I went to this music-slash-nerd summer camp
00:15:23when I was, like, ten, and I played the triangle.
00:15:25Right.
00:15:26And I'm an only child, so, you know, understand.
00:15:28You look too young to be married.
00:15:33You newlywed?
00:15:34No.
00:15:35Stop making me feel like a stalker.
00:15:49Fuck.
00:15:49Oh, hey, have you got 50 cents?
00:16:05If you can catch it.
00:16:10Grazie.
00:16:11Grazie.
00:16:11What brought you out of here today?
00:16:35Barry?
00:16:36Barry?
00:16:36Ha!
00:16:37Barry.
00:16:39I like it.
00:16:41They have this device down in the basement.
00:16:43It's like a torture cage.
00:16:44They lock you in there until you turn to bones.
00:16:48Can you imagine dying by just sitting there?
00:16:51That would suck.
00:16:52In, like, the 1300s, thousands of families lived in this castle.
00:17:03It doesn't smell pretty bad.
00:17:05All those people crammed onto this rock.
00:17:10Wow.
00:17:11I know.
00:17:12I've been coming here every day, and it still gets me.
00:17:17If only we could kill off all the tourists.
00:17:20You're a tourist.
00:17:22No, I'm not.
00:17:24I came out here a few months ago with this volunteer organization dedicated to studying the relic populations of dolphins and whales in the Gulf of Naples.
00:17:33I can't tell if you're joking.
00:17:36I'm dead fucking serious.
00:17:40No, I just didn't want to go to college, and they paid for me to come over.
00:17:43Four connecting flights, a 72-hour plane ride, but, you know, it was worth it.
00:17:47My first time out of the U.S.
00:17:49How old are you?
00:17:49I'm 19.
00:17:50It's my birthday today.
00:17:52Is it really?
00:17:53Uh-huh.
00:17:54Happy birthday.
00:17:55Thank you very much.
00:17:56Yeah, so I left the program after, like, a month.
00:17:59Fuck the relic dolphins!
00:18:01Because I stayed on the island, because I have this awesome living situation.
00:18:05I'll tell you the short version.
00:18:07Basically, I used to have ancestors in Ischia, so when I come over, I Facebook this second cousin twice removed.
00:18:12The second cousin twice removed, in case you didn't know, is when one person's great-grandparent is another person's great-great-great-grandparent.
00:18:18I'd love to hear the long version.
00:18:20Sorry.
00:18:20Anyway, so this relative gave me the name of this great-uncle who lives on the island, so I show up.
00:18:26He answers the door, and he's, like, the oldest fucker I've ever seen, easily pushing a hundred.
00:18:32A hundred?
00:18:33Yeah, if not older.
00:18:34He's, like, deaf and blind and about four feet tall.
00:18:37He mumbles a couple of things to me in some crazy dialect, ushers me inside, pours me a glass of wine, and leads me to this basement apartment.
00:18:44And, uh, yeah, I never left.
00:19:14Love teaches me to feed on flames and tears.
00:19:41To turn withered hope green through desire.
00:19:49To re-enslave my heart each time love frees his noble face from that heavy disdain.
00:19:57Who is that?
00:19:59Victoria Colonna.
00:20:01Ah, the woman who lived here.
00:20:05You read that in your guidebook this morning, didn't you, Jane?
00:20:09Sneaky.
00:20:09Yeah, I've decided to learn Italian by committing to memory all the sonnets she wrote to Michelangelo in English and Italian.
00:20:17Who thought Michelangelo was gay?
00:20:19Ah, according to history and the muscular thighs of his sculptures, yes.
00:20:25But that didn't stop her from loving him.
00:20:29Let's hear it, then.
00:20:31In Italian.
00:20:33Let's hear the poem.
00:20:35Come on.
00:20:36De lacrime a de faco nutria l'alma.
00:20:44Con secca speme rinvedia la voglia.
00:20:50Lega de nuovo il cor quando de scioglia.
00:20:55Segna maggiore la vista tierra ed alma.
00:20:59I'm impressed.
00:21:09You hungry?
00:21:10Why, you gonna take me out?
00:21:13Yeah.
00:21:18Alright then.
00:21:19Okay.
00:21:24Two pastas with the house sauce, please?
00:21:28Red.
00:21:28White?
00:21:29Red, please.
00:21:30Uh-huh.
00:21:31Grazie.
00:21:33So you're really not going to tell me what you do?
00:21:35I write freelance articles about parties and fashion trends in town and country UK.
00:21:46There's something else.
00:21:54I'm writing a book about my grandmother's experiences in rural England, living through
00:21:59two world wars.
00:22:01I recorded her for hours and hours.
00:22:04But now, I don't know.
00:22:09What don't you know?
00:22:12You want to listen?
00:22:14A little?
00:22:15Yeah.
00:22:16Yeah?
00:22:17Yeah, I know it.
00:22:17I love to listen.
00:22:18I love to listen.
00:22:29Well, it's hangled up.
00:22:35I don't love.
00:22:36Okay.
00:22:42Awful as it was, it made you stronger.
00:22:45These days, people whine about all sorts of things.
00:22:49I'm not one of those old people who think my time had the only joy and the only problems.
00:22:52We all have our own private wars, every era, but it was nothing like it.
00:23:00It really brought people together, the war.
00:23:02We helped each other during that time.
00:23:05We had to laugh.
00:23:06We had to smile.
00:23:08Well, if not for ourselves, then for the people we'd lost.
00:23:12I shut that thing off.
00:23:13Would you get it out of my face?
00:23:18That is like, it's like a window in time.
00:23:22It's the sort of thing you wish you always did before someone died, you know?
00:23:27My husband thinks I'm never going to finish it.
00:23:30I shouldn't care what anyone thinks.
00:23:32We met while I was recording her.
00:23:35Bonding over Granny, huh?
00:23:38Make it sound perverse.
00:23:40That's what it was, right?
00:23:43Buongiorno.
00:23:43Buongiorno.
00:23:44Signori.
00:23:52I got pregnant, so we got married.
00:24:01I lost the baby.
00:24:05I'm sorry.
00:24:06I didn't go back after that to the States.
00:24:31Did you, uh, did you ever hear that story about the Red Strain?
00:24:43I think I might have.
00:24:44Tell me.
00:24:45It's like this Asian proverb says that anyone you're destined to meet, like, uh, your soulmate
00:24:56or your family or, you know, someone you bump into on the street, we're all connected by
00:25:04this red string.
00:25:05It can be tangled or stretched, but it can never be broken.
00:25:17There's this moment in the tape.
00:25:21I'm sitting, waiting in the airport bar for my flight.
00:25:24And I'm talking into the recorder, rambling on about how I'm about to embark on this amazing
00:25:32adventure and how I'm going to show World War II from a totally different perspective.
00:25:38But.
00:25:46I don't know if it's that interesting.
00:25:50That's the whole point, isn't it?
00:25:51You're keeping it interesting for yourself.
00:25:57Maybe.
00:26:00Maybe I just want to write about nothing.
00:26:03Everything is nothing.
00:26:06All the best.
00:26:07Compliano.
00:26:08Grazie.
00:26:09Grazie.
00:26:13Make a wish.
00:26:16Make it great.
00:26:17Okay.
00:26:25Bravo.
00:26:26Bravo.
00:26:27Hey.
00:26:27Come on.
00:26:28Come on.
00:26:36What do you mean I'm ready to go?
00:26:37Ready?
00:26:38What?
00:26:38Grab my hand.
00:26:39Wait.
00:26:40Go, go, go.
00:26:41Oh, my God.
00:26:41Go!
00:26:41Oh, my gosh.
00:26:42Oh, my gosh.
00:26:42Oh, my gosh.
00:26:42Oh, my gosh.
00:26:42Oh, my gosh.
00:26:43Oh, my gosh.
00:26:43Oh, my gosh.
00:26:44Oh, my gosh.
00:26:45Oh, my gosh.
00:26:45Oh, my gosh.
00:26:46What do you mean?
00:26:50Stronzo.
00:26:53Hey.
00:26:53Hey.
00:26:54Hey.
00:26:54Hey.
00:26:55It's a carabinerary.
00:26:56Hey.
00:26:57It's a police.
00:27:05We can't go back.
00:27:05We can't go back.
00:27:06We can't go back.
00:27:08We can't go back.
00:27:09Look.
00:27:09Look.
00:27:10Look.
00:27:10We can't pay.
00:27:10We are back.
00:27:11We are back.
00:27:11Look.
00:27:13Oh, God.
00:27:14Hey.
00:27:16Oh, my God.
00:27:18Oh, my God.
00:27:20Oh, my God.
00:27:22Oh, my God.
00:27:24Oh, my God.
00:27:26Oh, my God.
00:27:28It makes you feel better if I said I said the one day off.
00:27:30Yes, it's true.
00:27:32Yes, it's true.
00:27:34I made the check when I went to the bathroom.
00:27:38You're horrible.
00:27:42You're horrible.
00:27:44Come on, let's go.
00:27:46Come on.
00:27:48Let's go.
00:27:50Why are we still running?
00:27:52I don't know why we're still running.
00:28:06Oh, my God.
00:28:08Oh, my God.
00:28:12It went up my nose.
00:28:16We come back?
00:28:22Maybe.
00:28:24Maybe is not a no.
00:28:28And since I don't have a phone, you're going to have to give me your number for cheap thrills and future crimes committed.
00:28:34No.
00:28:36Fair enough.
00:28:40I've got to go catch a fairy.
00:28:44Hey.
00:28:54Why do violists keep their viola cases on their dashboards?
00:29:00Why do violists keep their viola cases on their dashboards?
00:29:14Why?
00:29:16So they can park in handicapped spots.
00:29:26Oh.
00:29:28Happy birthday.
00:29:32Oh.
00:29:33Happy birthday.
00:29:36Happy birthday.
00:29:38Happy birthday.
00:29:40Happy birthday.
00:29:42Amen.
00:29:46Happy birthday.
00:29:48God bless you.
00:30:18God bless you.
00:30:48God bless you.
00:30:50Are you awake?
00:30:52Yeah, there's so much of this stuff to get through.
00:30:56Got through.
00:30:58Nice.
00:31:03There are the great big events.
00:31:06The things you think you'll always remember, and you do,
00:31:09but there are other smaller.
00:31:11Picking a blackberry that's been in the sun,
00:31:13or brushing the fingertip of someone you didn't know you loved
00:31:16until you touched them.
00:31:20Nelly was this little collie who wouldn't go on a leash,
00:31:23so she had to sit on a bicycle seat.
00:31:27They stay with me too.
00:31:29Jane.
00:31:30Jane.
00:31:31Janey.
00:31:32Got some pastries.
00:31:35You're still asleep?
00:31:37Jane.
00:31:38Jane.
00:31:39Jane.
00:31:40Janey.
00:31:41Got some pastries.
00:31:45You're still asleep?
00:31:47Jane.
00:31:48Janey.
00:31:49You're still asleep?
00:31:52Jane.
00:31:56Janey.
00:31:57Janey.
00:31:59Janey.
00:32:04Janey.
00:32:06Janey.
00:32:08Janey.
00:32:10Janey.
00:32:12my friends had lots of american boyfriends and they used to bring us nylon stockings
00:32:24and chocolates and all sorts of things and we used to go to london and we saw glenn miller
00:32:31one time we used to go all over the place there were wonderful times i never had an
00:32:40american boyfriend i liked some of them they were nice boys but i i didn't i didn't want to leave my
00:32:50mom and dad i wish i had sometimes you know when you were 19 the world just felt so open and carefree
00:32:59and full of possibility you reminded me of that at that time you were 19 when we met yeah i wouldn't
00:33:09describe this carefree back then not at all well i felt nostalgia or something for youth you're not
00:33:16old jane we ran out on the bill you just ran what do you mean you ran out on the bill perhaps i'm not
00:33:24explaining it well it was it was fun it was just fun
00:33:30how's work
00:33:42the conductor is actually a descendant of water leg which is fascinating
00:33:47the three of us were planning dinner before we leave i'd like that
00:33:51jane
00:33:57oh my god this is caleb
00:34:02hi no no we were just talking about you we were that's so weird sit please sit down join us
00:34:09oh
00:34:10oh
00:34:11oh
00:34:12oh
00:34:13oh
00:34:14oh
00:34:15oh
00:34:16i'm actually gonna get back pretty soon that's okay i already ate so i'll just grab a
00:34:24coffee
00:34:26coffee
00:34:29and i have the check please
00:34:33and i cafe put before
00:34:38oh no thank you
00:34:43okay
00:34:44okay
00:34:45you don't smoke
00:34:47Jane, you don't smoke.
00:34:51Yes, I do.
00:34:53Sometimes, at parties.
00:34:56You didn't know that.
00:34:58Well, I don't do it a lot.
00:35:01Grazie.
00:35:02Grazie.
00:35:04Grazie.
00:35:08Italian food's so overrated.
00:35:11I love it.
00:35:13There's no variety.
00:35:14English food, on the other hand.
00:35:16Say what you like about it.
00:35:18There's nothing like a good steak and kidney pie.
00:35:21I went to this party the other day
00:35:23in this villa owned by this old, drunk ex-pat.
00:35:27They had, like, a private chef and everything.
00:35:30And they were serving this, like, loaf of meat
00:35:33covered in sauce with all these other loaves.
00:35:36And this girl came over to me and said it was cat.
00:35:38No.
00:35:39No joke.
00:35:40Like, a roasted mommy cat and her kittens.
00:35:44That is disgusting.
00:35:46It's a true story.
00:35:52Why don't you tell Leonard one of your viola jokes?
00:35:58Come on.
00:35:59I'm selling my aunt.
00:36:02Come on.
00:36:03Let's hear one.
00:36:04I have one.
00:36:12What is the definition of perfect pitch?
00:36:17What?
00:36:20When you throw a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
00:36:24You didn't just make that up.
00:36:27I did.
00:36:27It's too good.
00:36:28I did.
00:36:29Well, I'm impressed and I'm stealing it.
00:36:32You can pretty much make that joke about any instrument.
00:36:35Do you play anything, Caleb?
00:36:40This and that, you know.
00:36:44Shall we?
00:36:46What, time to go?
00:36:47Already?
00:36:48Yeah.
00:36:49I've got to get that to work.
00:36:50Hmm.
00:37:00So what's next on your agenda, Caleb?
00:37:03Um, I'm thinking Tibet.
00:37:06Oh, Tibet.
00:37:07Really?
00:37:07Yeah, there's this thing called the Shantan Festival at the end of the summer.
00:37:10Yeah, I've heard about that.
00:37:11That's where the Buddhist monks unroll all the tapestries on the hill, right?
00:37:16The monks, the monks, the monks.
00:37:17It's so pretty.
00:37:20How do you support yourself?
00:37:21You know, a bit of this, a bit of that.
00:37:28All right, then.
00:37:30I'll walk you.
00:37:32Does anybody have a pen?
00:37:33You got a pen?
00:37:34Yeah, I have a pen.
00:37:37I have a piece of paper.
00:37:50You guys should definitely come over to the island.
00:37:53I'll take you somewhere fun, you know.
00:37:55Don't knock on the front door.
00:37:56Come around the side.
00:37:57I need Regina.
00:38:00Yeah.
00:38:00There you go.
00:38:06And thanks again.
00:38:07For yesterday.
00:38:08Oh, no problem.
00:38:11Hey.
00:38:13Ciao.
00:38:13Hi.
00:38:20How stoned are you?
00:38:23Come on, man.
00:38:24We should tell him it's not a big deal.
00:38:27So you're saying you smoke back at her?
00:38:31Occasionally.
00:38:31Hey, can we do something fun tonight?
00:38:35Sure.
00:38:38I'm fine from here.
00:38:41Okay.
00:38:41See you after work.
00:38:42Yep.
00:38:43I'll be waiting.
00:38:43I'll be waiting.
00:38:43I'll be waiting.
00:38:43I'll be waiting.
00:38:44I'll be waiting.
00:38:44I'll be waiting.
00:38:45I'm fine.
00:38:58I'll be waiting.
00:38:58I'll be waiting.
00:38:59I'll be waiting.
00:38:59There you go.
00:39:05I'll be waiting.
00:39:07Hey.
00:39:08God, you scared me.
00:39:09Are you following me?
00:39:10Maybe.
00:39:11Is that weird?
00:39:14Yeah.
00:39:15I couldn't sleep last night.
00:39:33You told me you were staying near the port so I got the first ferry this morning.
00:39:40I came looking for you.
00:39:43And I can't believe I found you.
00:40:03What are we doing?
00:40:16What are we doing?
00:40:29I think we'll make it out.
00:40:33So sexy and beautiful.
00:40:37What are we doing?
00:40:52What are we doing?
00:40:56I can't do this.
00:41:08What?
00:41:09What?
00:41:10I can't do this.
00:41:11Why?
00:41:13Do you do this a lot?
00:41:24What?
00:41:25Do you do this a lot?
00:41:26What?
00:41:27Do you seduce women?
00:41:28Is this what you do?
00:41:30You need to be less serious.
00:41:34Don't follow me.
00:42:44There was one boy from Belgium. He was lovely. He had a moustache. My mother hated moustaches.
00:42:54But he was shipped off. I never saw him again.
00:43:00Hmm? Anyways, I met your grandfather not long after, and we got married.
00:43:08Was it love at first sight with Grandpa? Love at first sight? Stop that thing.
00:43:16I know. You're home early.
00:43:19I do deserve that.
00:43:29You know, it doesn't work for your husband.
00:43:36Jane, I'm sorry. Just give me a minute. I have a hell of a rest of my day. I've got so much stuff to do.
00:43:45Sorry, darling.
00:43:46Hey, do you still want to do something fun tonight?
00:43:48Yeah, absolutely. Lots of dinner. I thought we'd just stay in here. The two of us.
00:43:55I've just got to work this thing out for tomorrow.
00:43:57Okay.
00:43:57Okay.
00:43:58I'm sorry.
00:43:59You still want to do something fun tonight?
00:44:18I know.
00:44:23Okay.
00:44:24Let's go.
00:44:54Leonard, can we talk?
00:45:24Say cheese.
00:45:29You should kind of be in the middle of mine.
00:45:36Hold on a second.
00:45:50That's what our living room is missing.
00:45:53What did you do?
00:46:09Put my hand over my mouth.
00:46:11You did?
00:46:12What did you do?
00:46:13Just wave.
00:46:15What did you do?
00:46:17That was a good idea.
00:46:19That was a good idea.
00:46:21I don't know how to do this.
00:46:23I don't know how to do this.
00:46:25I don't know how to do this.
00:46:27Let's go!
00:46:57Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:48:57Oh, hi.
00:49:01Did I wake you?
00:49:03No.
00:49:06I think I need to be less serious.
00:49:08Yeah.
00:49:12I'm going to put my pants on.
00:49:16Okay.
00:49:17I'm going to put my pants on.
00:49:26I'm going to put my pants on.
00:49:28I'm going to put my pants on.
00:49:30I'm going to put my pants on.
00:49:48I'm going to put my pants on.
00:52:51You said that?
00:52:56Were you?
00:52:58You're delicious.
00:52:59You make me feel nervous.
00:53:19You make me feel calm.
00:53:24You want a drink?
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