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00:00:01Okay, well all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:00:08Oh, there's Tristan.
00:00:11I lost my virginity to him and now he's cozying up to her.
00:00:15It's all so killing me is that he's my best friend.
00:00:20She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:00:23Yeah, I'll be up in a sec.
00:00:26Okay.
00:00:30Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:00:36All those feelings last night, are they just gone?
00:00:48I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:00:55I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:00:58Look, either way, I'm not letting you drive across the country, alone, trying to figure out your life.
00:01:04Oh my god, wait!
00:01:06Doug, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:01:08No.
00:01:09I'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay?
00:01:11I love you. Bye.
00:01:13No, no, no, no!
00:01:16You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid.
00:01:19Giant.
00:01:20Never mind, Wren. She's up now.
00:01:38Tristan, long time no see.
00:01:39Mind if we'd skip the small talk?
00:01:41I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York.
00:01:46So, is this your outfit or...?
00:01:50Just... hold on.
00:01:57I think that was the last time we saw each other.
00:01:59We took a red-eye from Austin to surprise Wren for a grad party.
00:02:09I don't remember you at that party.
00:02:11I, uh...
00:02:13Left early to go out with my family and boyfriend.
00:02:17Steven.
00:02:18Boyfriend.
00:02:20Is that all your luggage?
00:02:22Yeah, but I gotta take the sculpture down first.
00:02:25So...
00:02:28Mind giving me a hand?
00:02:43I got it.
00:02:50We're going all the way to New York in... that?
00:02:53That's the plan, sweetheart.
00:02:55Wow, Tristan.
00:02:56You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.
00:02:59Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:01What exactly do you remember?
00:03:07Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:09What exactly do you remember?
00:03:20Not much.
00:03:22Perfect.
00:03:23Makes two of us.
00:03:25You're saying you don't remember me.
00:03:27Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:03:29Yeah.
00:03:31Totally.
00:03:33But like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:03:36We don't have anything to do with each other and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:03:39Agreed?
00:03:41Suit yourself.
00:03:42I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan...
00:03:44Steven.
00:03:45Would appreciate that.
00:03:49Megan.
00:03:50What about me?
00:03:51I'm sorry.
00:03:52I'm sorry.
00:03:54I'm sorry.
00:03:55I'm sorry.
00:03:56I'm sorry.
00:03:57Can't tell him I got to�리.
00:03:59Oh, boy.
00:04:01Yes.
00:04:06Oh, boy.
00:04:07I'm sorry.
00:04:08I'm sorry.
00:04:10I'm sorry.
00:04:12I'm sorry.
00:04:14I'm sorry.
00:04:15I'm sorry.
00:04:16But she's working on the problem.
00:04:17I'm just... I'm just worried about Renee.
00:04:21Tell me about it.
00:04:23She just barely moved six months ago, and now she's getting married?
00:04:26Does she even know the guy?
00:04:27Uh, he and Ren seem happy. I guess they're in love.
00:04:32What about you?
00:04:34Me?
00:04:35Yeah, are you in love or what?
00:04:37Yeah, yeah. Actually, I am.
00:04:40Yeah.
00:04:43Wasn't telling a joke, but okay.
00:04:44I just think it's funny how you say you're in love, but your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York.
00:04:51Yeah, he has work. It's very important.
00:04:53Yeah, more important than you.
00:04:57Yeah, you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last ten minutes because your boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls, so...
00:05:04You look like, uh...
00:05:07Nothing. Forget it.
00:05:09No, you can't do that. Come on, finish your sentence, Tristan. I'm a big girl.
00:05:13I was gonna say...
00:05:16You look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever.
00:05:22Uh, my sex life is none of your business.
00:05:27You're right. Absolutely.
00:05:29I can't believe you just said that.
00:05:31Well, you know, if you're so concerned about my relationship, could you just stop at Stephen's office up here so I can say goodbye?
00:05:37Please?
00:05:37All right, whatever you say, honey.
00:05:43You got ten minutes max. No last-minute quickies, got it?
00:05:58Stephen, turn the fucking phone off. You're killing the mood.
00:06:01Hey, baby, I gotta let it go to a voicemail so she thinks I'm in a meeting.
00:06:09What are you gonna dump her ass? You said you were gonna take me to Hillary.
00:06:12Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:06:14Hey, and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school, I would have never wasted my time.
00:06:18Tristan, what are you doing here?
00:06:25I've been gone for over a half hour.
00:06:27What happened?
00:06:29Nothing. Let's go.
00:06:31You're crying. Did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you?
00:06:34No, Tristan, let's just go, please, before he sees me.
00:06:36Sammy?
00:06:37She didn't catch us, right?
00:06:39That's weird.
00:06:40Thought I heard her.
00:06:43Can I help you?
00:06:44You're the one who needs some help, you slimy piece of shit.
00:06:49You slimy piece of shit.
00:06:52Do I know you?
00:06:53Nah, but I know you.
00:06:55You're the guy stringing along something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go.
00:07:00Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
00:07:04How do you even know Sam?
00:07:05Better yet, why do you even care?
00:07:07Let's just say I'm a friend.
00:07:09Someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking advantage of her kindness.
00:07:14Kindness? It just doesn't really get my dick wet, you know?
00:07:19And also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure.
00:07:23You don't deserve to say her name.
00:07:25All she ever does is care about you.
00:07:28And you're here talking shit.
00:07:29When you should be thankful, she even gives you the time of fucking day.
00:07:33Who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that?
00:07:36I'm the guy about to teach you some respect.
00:07:38I'm going to give you five seconds to get the hell out of my...
00:07:42Oh my god, Steven!
00:07:47The fuck is wrong with you?
00:07:48Security!
00:07:50Get the hell out of my...
00:07:52The fuck is wrong with you?
00:07:57Security!
00:07:58You're lucky that's all I need.
00:08:00Hey, if you ever badmouthed Samantha's mouths again...
00:08:03If you so much as look at her wrong...
00:08:06You won't just be losing a client or two.
00:08:08You'll be losing teeth.
00:08:10Got it?
00:08:10What the hell was that all about?
00:08:20Hey, I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend.
00:08:22Oh, you mean you're lying, cheating bitch of a boyfriend?
00:08:24God, are you insane?
00:08:25This has nothing to do with you.
00:08:27Why would you just...
00:08:28Because I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him and it pisses me the fuck off.
00:08:33Why does it piss you off?
00:08:35Why do you even care?
00:08:36Because a guy like him doesn't know the real you.
00:08:38He doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day and...
00:08:42I would never do that to you, Sam, because I just...
00:08:45I...
00:08:46Because you what?
00:08:51Sorry, I...
00:08:53Just forget it.
00:08:59Because you what?
00:09:02Forget it.
00:09:03What I want to know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already.
00:09:06I can't, okay?
00:09:07You can't, so you're just going to pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you.
00:09:10Tristan, it's okay.
00:09:11No, it's not okay.
00:09:12He's the fucking scum of the earth.
00:09:14Look, I'll deal with Steven later, alright?
00:09:16I don't want to cause any drama to Renee's big day, so I'll just wait after the wedding, okay?
00:09:23Smiles, you know you deserve more than this, don't you?
00:09:27I just want to get out of here, okay?
00:09:30Please?
00:09:30Please?
00:09:30Fine.
00:09:39Just don't let me catch you crying again, or I don't know what I'll do.
00:09:45See?
00:09:46Better.
00:09:48Better.
00:10:07Hey, Sammy.
00:10:08Sorry I didn't pick up earlier, honey.
00:10:10Today was crazy.
00:10:12No, it's okay.
00:10:13No, you're busy.
00:10:14That, plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me.
00:10:19Oh no, are you alright?
00:10:20Yeah, but it was just so weird.
00:10:23It seemed like he knew you.
00:10:24Big blonde guy, kind of looks like a surfer.
00:10:26Nope, doesn't sound familiar, but I'm glad you're okay.
00:10:29Yeah, I should be alright for the wedding.
00:10:31I gotta go.
00:10:32Have a safe drive, honey.
00:10:33Love you.
00:10:33Yeah, I love you too.
00:10:35See you soon.
00:10:37Don't look at me like that.
00:10:38Look, I'll figure it out after the wedding.
00:10:40This isn't forever.
00:10:41Yeah, I heard that one before.
00:10:42Good night, Tristan.
00:11:06Good night, Tristan.
00:11:12Is this the book about the sexy elves and shit?
00:11:36You know what you need.
00:11:39A nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs.
00:11:42I can't even swim.
00:11:43Then I can just teach you, duh.
00:11:49I'll never understand how I feel about him.
00:11:52To him, I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend.
00:11:57Earth to Samantha.
00:11:58Miles, uh, there's something I've been wanting to tell you.
00:12:15Yes?
00:12:18Hey.
00:12:23You guys mind if we share at the talk?
00:12:25Uh, sure.
00:12:44Hey, Savannah.
00:12:46It's Samantha.
00:12:47Oh, right.
00:12:49For sure.
00:12:51Um, so Tristan said you're friends with his sister, right?
00:12:54You know, it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us.
00:13:01I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:13:03Come on, Sabrina.
00:13:04You would be doing us a huge favor.
00:13:07Girl.
00:13:08I can tell you what else is probably huge.
00:13:12You don't need me to get him.
00:13:14I'm nobody.
00:13:16What the fuck's your problem, huh?
00:13:19What?
00:13:19What's your problem?
00:13:20Um, please, no one actually reads anymore.
00:13:22That book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act, isn't it?
00:13:26What?
00:13:27Hey.
00:13:28Hey!
00:13:29You want to be different so bad.
00:13:31You really think playing all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you?
00:13:35What?
00:13:36Oh my god, look at her blushing.
00:13:38She thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books.
00:13:41Aww, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:13:45I do not have a crush on him.
00:13:47God, just leave me alone.
00:13:57Oh yeah?
00:13:58Is that why you're parading your tits around?
00:14:00So the nerdy girl's actually a slut, huh?
00:14:03Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:14:06You want his attention, sweetie?
00:14:08Well then let us help you.
00:14:09Hey, what the fuck was that?
00:14:26She's not coming back up.
00:14:28Come on.
00:14:29There we go.
00:14:51Hey, tell me you're alright
00:15:04Oh my god, wow Tristan, you are literally a hero
00:15:08Don't fucking touch me
00:15:10Alright, just get out of here
00:15:11Babe, come on, it was an accident
00:15:14We were just messing around
00:15:16I said get out
00:15:18Before you get thrown in the water next
00:15:21Go
00:15:22Are you hurt?
00:15:29They must have nicked me with their nails
00:15:31Thank you
00:15:47Thank you
00:15:47For saving me
00:15:50Those girls
00:15:55They push you in
00:15:58Because of me
00:15:58It isn't your fault
00:16:01Isn't it if I were to just pay more attention
00:16:03God, I feel like such a piece of shit
00:16:05You're not a piece of shit
00:16:06You know, if Ren were there, she'd call me the same thing
00:16:09And she wouldn't be wrong
00:16:10Oh my god, I'm so sorry
00:16:16I'm so sorry, I don't know why I just did that
00:16:19Is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you
00:16:22That was just my way of shutting you up
00:16:27Oh, really?
00:16:30Then I should get you to shut me up every day
00:16:32We shouldn't
00:16:45No, no, no, no, Ren is my best friend
00:16:48You kissed me first
00:16:49Remember?
00:16:50I know, but
00:16:52You're her older brother
00:16:54And she hates when girls make moves on you
00:16:56I
00:16:56But
00:16:57But
00:16:58You're not just
00:17:00Any girl
00:17:01And
00:17:02Forget everyone else
00:17:10It's just
00:17:12You and me
00:17:13Do you want me, Sam?
00:17:21I couldn't quite hear those smiles
00:17:22Was that a yes or no?
00:17:30I want you
00:17:32Trista
00:17:33I don't want to stop
00:17:59Don't
00:18:00Have you ever done this before?
00:18:14I think I'm really much my first everything
00:18:30Sam
00:18:44Where were you?
00:18:49Where were you?
00:18:50I
00:18:51Went to the bathroom
00:18:52I don't remember you coming home last night
00:18:54I
00:18:58Lost track of time
00:18:59At the lake
00:19:00You were asleep when I got back
00:19:02The girls from across the lake came by when you were gone
00:19:09They brought me this
00:19:11So like, in exchange, you'll give us your brother's number, right?
00:19:16Ren, I
00:19:17Do they think I'm stupid?
00:19:18Like I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan
00:19:20It's all anyone does
00:19:22It's always about Tristan
00:19:23Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me
00:19:26You would never do that to me
00:19:32You would never do that to me
00:19:33Right, Sam?
00:19:35You're my friend because you love me
00:19:37Of course
00:19:39You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother
00:19:43Come on
00:19:44You know I hate him
00:19:46We both hate him
00:19:47He's a fuckboy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head
00:19:52Tristan doesn't mean anything to me
00:19:55And he never will
00:19:56Tristan doesn't mean anything to me
00:20:01And he never will
00:20:02I know I can trust you
00:20:05Always, Ren
00:20:07Hold on
00:20:07It's me and you
00:20:09There they go, showing off Golden Boy
00:20:20Again
00:20:21Attention, everyone
00:20:23We are both so proud of Tristan
00:20:26You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship
00:20:30My boy's going to be a longhorn
00:20:32He had the summer off
00:20:34But next week he is off to college
00:20:36And back to the grind
00:20:39Isn't that right, son?
00:20:41Yes, sir
00:20:41Justin just had to invite his stupid jock friends over
00:20:51Oh, great
00:20:55The airheads from across the lake are here, too
00:20:57Eh?
00:20:59Whoa, are you okay?
00:21:03You look like you just saw a ghost
00:21:04You want his attention, sweetie?
00:21:07Well, then let us help you
00:21:08Yeah, oh, yeah, I'm fine
00:21:16God, all this noise is hurting my head
00:21:18I'm going to go back upstairs
00:21:19Want me to pick out a movie for us to watch?
00:21:22Yeah
00:21:23Uh, I'll be up in a sec
00:21:25Okay
00:21:26Hey, Tristan
00:21:30Can I talk to you?
00:21:31I feel like you've been avoiding me
00:21:33All day
00:21:37Oh, hey, Smiles
00:21:39Need something?
00:21:41No
00:21:42Never mind
00:21:43Just
00:21:44Forget it
00:21:46Forget it
00:21:48I knew you'd come around
00:22:15Want to take this to your room
00:22:17I'm not in the mood
00:22:20I'm never going to be that stupid again
00:22:35Tristan
00:22:41Come on
00:22:43Open up, it's already 10
00:22:44We've got to get on the road
00:22:45If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds
00:22:48I swear to God
00:22:49I'll beat down this door with my fist
00:22:51Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning
00:22:56Please tell me you're not naked
00:22:58Please tell me you're not naked
00:23:02Put some clothes on
00:23:03The people of Utah don't need to see that
00:23:05Hate to break it to you
00:23:06But lots of people want to see that
00:23:08Wanted to get me in bed
00:23:13You could have just said so
00:23:14Shut up
00:23:15There was somebody else
00:23:16That was coming outside of their room
00:23:17Put that on
00:23:18God, can you hurry up
00:23:20So we can go already?
00:23:22Gee, thanks
00:23:23Just paying back the favor
00:23:25Consider us even now
00:23:26Hey, tell me you're alright
00:23:33Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:23:37No
00:23:38Why would I be?
00:23:40Grew up when you were in rent
00:23:41It's nothing I haven't seen before
00:23:42It's okay to admit you liked what you saw
00:23:45We're not teens anymore, Tristan
00:23:48You can't tease me like this
00:23:50What if I'm not teasing, though?
00:23:54What if I'm serious?
00:23:55Tristan Montgomery
00:23:56Being serious?
00:23:58I'll believe it when I see it
00:24:00Do I look serious enough now?
00:24:05Is it a scar?
00:24:10We should, uh, get going
00:24:11Meet you outside
00:24:16We're out of gas
00:24:24No, we're not
00:24:25Filled up yesterday
00:24:26Hey
00:24:29Gas gauge is broken, genius
00:24:32Got gas last night
00:24:33We were taking your depression now
00:24:34We're driving 3,000 miles in a car
00:24:36With a broken gas gauge?
00:24:37Gotten us this far, haven't I?
00:24:39Do you know how many
00:24:40Asshole-sounding things you say today?
00:24:41So, what have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:24:53I thought you didn't like small talk
00:24:55Come on, lighten up smiles
00:24:57No harm in some conversation, right?
00:24:59It's basically just school and work
00:25:00And I graduated last year
00:25:02And now I'm a bartender
00:25:03You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:25:05As much as I'd like to
00:25:07I can't do art full-time
00:25:08Unless it's paying my bills full-time
00:25:10What about you?
00:25:12I own my own business
00:25:13Painting pools
00:25:15How did that happen?
00:25:17A year ago, I overheard some rich lady
00:25:19At a bar
00:25:20Complaining about
00:25:21How disgusting her green pool was
00:25:23Her friend started saying
00:25:25She should hire a good-looking pool guy
00:25:26To make her husband jealous
00:25:27That's where I came in
00:25:29Sounds like a bad porno
00:25:31A bad porno?
00:25:33Oh, you wound me, Smiles
00:25:34Hey, uh, Smiles, you still awake?
00:25:52Hey
00:25:52Hey
00:25:58I have a hell of a headache
00:26:01Do you have any aspirin?
00:26:03Yeah
00:26:03Come in
00:26:05Thank you
00:26:16Gonna keep staring
00:26:26Or actually ask me about it?
00:26:28I'm sorry
00:26:29I just don't remember you having that scar
00:26:33Last time we met
00:26:34How did you get it?
00:26:38Playing football?
00:26:39I remember it was raining
00:26:42I was calling the play
00:26:44Lining up on the field
00:26:46And
00:26:47Nothing
00:26:48I woke up in the hospital
00:26:51With tubes coming out everywhere
00:26:53That was the last time
00:26:55I played college ball
00:26:56I lost my scholarship
00:26:58I lost my scholarship
00:26:58I'm so sorry
00:27:00Well
00:27:04Like I was discussing fire
00:27:05Well
00:27:05You still got the rest of our relax
00:27:10I've seen it
00:27:10Thank you for the aspirin
00:27:12I'm gonna let you get some sleep, alright?
00:27:13uh thank you for the aspirin i'm gonna let you get some sleep all right i'll see you tomorrow soon
00:27:27what can i get for you just two coffees please
00:27:37so you folks aren't from around here are you
00:27:40you and that popping hot dish of a man outside oh no we're still on the way to my best friend's
00:27:46wedding in new york city he's her older brother so you're shacking up with your best friend's
00:27:50brother no i have a boyfriend well that's complicated but tristan and i aren't i mean
00:27:55we hooked up once but it was years ago he doesn't even remember oh sweet pea you think the man
00:28:04giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road wouldn't remember something like that
00:28:10i think the man who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways
00:28:15hey anything sound good what do you remember about me tristan
00:28:26uh what do you mean you can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me right
00:28:35uh i remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle
00:28:42what do you remember what do you remember what do you remember about me
00:28:48i remember every summer at your family's cabin at pig bear especially the last one
00:29:03i remember every summer at your family's cabin at pig bear
00:29:10there's some stupid shit there
00:29:13guess we all did stupid shit
00:29:16you know what else i remember i remember you being a selfish arrogant
00:29:22fuck boy who cared about nothing and no one but himself
00:29:24oh really is that it what's that supposed to mean
00:29:30nothing you are completely right smiles
00:29:37that's exactly what you are
00:29:41did we just run out of gas
00:29:59i filled up three hours ago
00:30:01i told you this would happen
00:30:08we're out of gas
00:30:09no we're not
00:30:10for the last time we did not run out of gas
00:30:13oh yeah how do you know
00:30:14i know my car
00:30:15my god
00:30:17do we have a problem
00:30:20you are my problem
00:30:22my best friend is getting married in three days
00:30:24and instead of giving me a real answer
00:30:26you're saying cryptic shit like
00:30:27i know my car
00:30:28because you're too much of a man to admit when you don't know anything
00:30:30what do you want me to say
00:30:37that it's my fault
00:30:38fine
00:30:40it's my fucking fault
00:30:42this whole mess is my fault
00:30:43god i should have never agreed to do this
00:30:46so just told ren no
00:30:47agreed to what
00:30:48ren talked you into this
00:30:53didn't she
00:30:55you didn't want to drive me
00:30:57sam
00:30:59sam
00:31:03no no i'm sorry
00:31:04i'm sorry i didn't mean it
00:31:05hey
00:31:07hey
00:31:08i'm frustrated too
00:31:14we're in this together
00:31:18right
00:31:19you and me
00:31:22what in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here
00:31:34you two are real lucky i found you
00:31:40well i'll have one of my boys come out and tow your car
00:31:43bring it back to the shop
00:31:44we'll take a look in the morning
00:31:45for now let's get you someplace cozy
00:31:47hey we appreciate the help
00:31:48oh if possible could you please tell them to be careful
00:31:52i have a gift for my friend in the trunk and i don't want it damaged
00:31:55you have my word miss
00:31:56thank you so much sir
00:31:58ah
00:31:59just call me bob
00:32:01so what brings you two around these parts
00:32:05we're on our way to new york
00:32:06my best friend's getting married
00:32:08well then you're the maid of honor
00:32:09i'll bet you're a hell of a stunner in your dress
00:32:12don't you agree son
00:32:13one hundred percent
00:32:16how can i help you tonight
00:32:24uh two rooms please
00:32:26uh shoot
00:32:29i'm afraid there's only one room left
00:32:33i'm afraid there's only one room left
00:32:39that's okay
00:32:43we'll just go somewhere else
00:32:45thanks
00:32:46uh sir
00:32:48we're the only spot in town
00:32:51everything else is over three hours away
00:32:54one room will be fine
00:33:00look
00:33:02it's just one night
00:33:03sorry i was being silly
00:33:05so are we gonna talk about it
00:33:19i think it's better if we don't
00:33:25just forget it
00:33:26sorry
00:33:34about what i said at the cafe earlier i didn't mean it
00:33:39i know
00:33:41goodnight sam
00:33:47hey honey
00:33:54sorry i haven't called
00:33:55i've been caught up at the office
00:33:57how's the drive been
00:33:58uh it's been
00:33:59crazy honestly
00:34:00the car broke down
00:34:01and we had to
00:34:02that's nice
00:34:02anyway
00:34:03i got some bad news sammy
00:34:05my boss wants me to go to napa this weekend
00:34:08i can't make it to the wedding after all
00:34:09are you kidding
00:34:10i mean
00:34:11no you're supposed to fly in friday
00:34:13you can't miss one single fucking work event
00:34:15honey
00:34:15you're being ridiculous
00:34:16i can't tell my boss no
00:34:18he needs me
00:34:19yeah well what about what i need
00:34:20do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone
00:34:23i mean
00:34:23no no no
00:34:24we've been planning this for months steve
00:34:25god how could you
00:34:26what was that
00:34:34what was that
00:34:36oh nothing
00:34:38my co-worker just said something
00:34:39anyway i'm sorry to have let you down
00:34:41but i promise i'll make it up to you when you get back
00:34:43okay
00:34:43see you soon
00:34:44hey
00:34:52you okay
00:34:54what happened
00:34:55steven's not coming to the wedding
00:34:57i broke up with him
00:35:00what are you gonna say i told you so
00:35:04you should have dumped him from the start smiles you dumbass
00:35:06sam
00:35:06no
00:35:07i'm sorry
00:35:08no
00:35:09everything in my life is falling apart
00:35:11i don't want to hear some bullshit like i'm sorry
00:35:13okay just just wait
00:35:14no i should have never agreed to this i should have said
00:35:16no i should have
00:35:17sam sam
00:35:18sam
00:35:32god i mean don't fucking jerk
00:35:39will you just stop i'm trying to know
00:35:41why
00:35:42because
00:35:43because
00:35:43because why
00:35:45because he can't swim
00:35:46you remember
00:35:49sam
00:35:51just listen
00:35:52oh you lied to me tristan
00:35:54you do remember lake the night of the cabin
00:35:56everything
00:35:56don't you
00:35:57yes
00:36:00i remember
00:36:00sam
00:36:04where
00:36:04where are you going
00:36:05sam
00:36:09where
00:36:09where are you going
00:36:10get as far away from you as i can
00:36:12also i can swim now
00:36:14asshole
00:36:14sam
00:36:16sam just stop
00:36:17sam just stop samantha
00:36:18yeah
00:36:23all right
00:36:25yeah be right there
00:36:27fuck
00:36:31fuck
00:36:33fuck
00:36:33i picked up the car
00:36:56um
00:36:58um
00:36:58we're not gonna leave until we
00:37:00we're not gonna leave until we
00:37:04we're not gonna leave until we
00:37:10Talk.
00:37:12I don't feel like talking.
00:37:17What are you doing?
00:37:21I don't know.
00:37:24But I don't want to think anymore.
00:37:28Never.
00:37:30How much have you had to drink?
00:37:39Doesn't matter.
00:37:44You make me feel things, Tristan.
00:37:47Things I've never felt before.
00:37:51I hate you so much.
00:37:54But I want you so bad it scares me.
00:38:09I'm sorry.
00:38:15I can't.
00:38:21I'm sorry.
00:38:27I can't.
00:38:29I can't.
00:38:50Hey, you hungry?
00:39:02Is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip?
00:39:06Like what?
00:39:07Like you not talking to me?
00:39:10Not even looking at me?
00:39:15Is this all because of last night?
00:39:19Hey, answer me.
00:39:23Yes.
00:39:24Yes.
00:39:25Yes.
00:39:26This is exactly how it'll be.
00:39:29If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face.
00:39:32I can handle words, but I can't.
00:39:34Why embarrass me like that?
00:39:37Why?
00:39:38Let me make a fool of myself over you again.
00:39:39Hey, hey, hey.
00:39:40You think I don't want you?
00:39:43You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:39:47I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.
00:39:51And last night, I almost lost control.
00:39:55But you were drunk and I wasn't going to take advantage of you like that.
00:40:01Yes.
00:40:02It's a great deal.
00:40:03I have never loved you again to see you like that.
00:40:04Yes.
00:40:05Let me go.
00:40:06Yeah.
00:40:07I can take advantage of you like that.
00:40:08Yeah.
00:40:09Okay.
00:40:10Yeah.
00:40:11Okay.
00:40:12Yeah.
00:40:13Yeah.
00:40:14Okay.
00:40:15Okay.
00:40:16Yeah.
00:40:17Yeah.
00:40:18Yeah.
00:40:19Yeah.
00:40:20Yeah.
00:40:21Yeah.
00:40:22Yeah.
00:40:23Yeah.
00:40:24Yeah.
00:40:25Yeah.
00:40:26Yeah.
00:40:27I'm cool.
00:40:28Yeah.
00:40:29Yeah.
00:40:30I don't want you, Tristan.
00:40:54Hey.
00:40:55So one room or two?
00:40:57Um, one room, please.
00:41:00Here you go.
00:41:05We gotta use the bathroom away.
00:41:07Wait, can I use your phone?
00:41:08Mine died in the pool.
00:41:10Tell her I said hi.
00:41:12Christopher, you lowlife sack of shit.
00:41:14Tell me where you are right now.
00:41:16Renee, it's me.
00:41:18Oh my god, Sam?
00:41:19Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:41:21I fell in a pool.
00:41:22It's a long story, but I...
00:41:24I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:41:25Don't be.
00:41:26I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:41:27I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:41:29God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:41:31So used to us telling each other everything?
00:41:34Yeah.
00:41:35About that, I...
00:41:36Make sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:41:38Love you!
00:41:43Everything good?
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:46Yeah, everything's fine.
00:41:49You okay?
00:41:50Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:41:53Look, I think whatever this thing is, it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:42:00What?
00:42:01Why?
00:42:02Is this because of Renee?
00:42:03Yesterday was a mistake.
00:42:04And it can't happen again.
00:42:05Really?
00:42:06Was...
00:42:07You and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake too?
00:42:09I don't know, you tell me.
00:42:10No, you tell me.
00:42:11You wanna talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:42:12Let's do it.
00:42:13What are you talking about?
00:42:14You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:42:15There's some stupid shit there.
00:42:16You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.
00:42:20I hate Tristan.
00:42:21Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:42:22Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:42:23And he never did anything to me.
00:42:24I hate Tristan.
00:42:25I hate Tristan.
00:42:26Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:42:27Ring any bells?
00:42:28You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:42:30Did you mean it?
00:42:31Of course I didn't.
00:42:32Then why'd you say it?
00:42:34Why'd you push me away?
00:42:35I didn't know what you're talking about.
00:42:36I hate Tristan.
00:42:37We had a friend.
00:42:38We had a friend, Cove.
00:42:39Let's try some trouble.
00:42:40Do you want to be a friend?
00:42:41We could get a friend to your friend.
00:42:42Let's do it.
00:42:43What are you talking about?
00:42:44You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:42:46You're some stupid shit there.
00:42:47You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.
00:42:52I hate Tristan.
00:42:53Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:42:54Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:42:55And he never will.
00:42:56Ring any bells?
00:42:57Why did you spend five years avoiding me?
00:43:00Renee is my best friend.
00:43:02And she...
00:43:03You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:43:05I just...
00:43:06I didn't want to hurt her.
00:43:08God.
00:43:10I'm sorry.
00:43:11I just...
00:43:12I don't regret last night.
00:43:15And I do want to tell Ren.
00:43:17I just...
00:43:18I'm so tired of secrets.
00:43:21Yeah.
00:43:24It's okay.
00:43:26I get it.
00:43:27You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:34You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:40I came to drop off some things at the house and...
00:43:45I saw my dad.
00:43:47With his assistant.
00:43:51Tristan!
00:43:52My parents are going to try and play nice at the wedding, but my mom's a fucking mess.
00:44:01I feel like I'm just waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:44:05Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:07Last month, I opened my first art gallery, and I didn't sell a single piece.
00:44:13I watched everyone walk past me on my life's work, and I realized I'd spent years wasting my time chasing some stupid dream.
00:44:25It isn't stupid.
00:44:26You're what makes you happy, right?
00:44:31Then it's worth it.
00:44:32My ex wouldn't think so.
00:44:36You're still in love with him, are you?
00:44:39Oh, God, no.
00:44:41Honestly, I don't know if I ever was.
00:44:45Then why stay with him so long?
00:44:47Everything with Steven was easy, comfortable.
00:44:51Even when I knew there was nothing there, I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:44:58It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:45:05I'm so scared of failing, I haven't let myself live.
00:45:08You deserve everything.
00:45:22You hear me?
00:45:24Everything.
00:45:26I wanted to hate you.
00:45:30But I don't.
00:45:32I don't.
00:45:34I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:45:36I never have.
00:46:06Oh, you finally made it.
00:46:09I have something for you.
00:46:16A cell phone?
00:46:17If we're going to pretend like nothing's happening, we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:46:25Wild Stallion?
00:46:27Is that your code name?
00:46:29Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:46:32I can't help you, we hate each other.
00:46:34Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:46:40It's what you want, right?
00:46:41Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Steven.
00:46:43I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five-year relationship.
00:46:48Ow.
00:46:49Your head smiles.
00:46:51I said I understand.
00:46:52You can be my dirty little secret.
00:46:54Stop.
00:46:54Stop.
00:46:54So, did you tell Renee we're here, or?
00:46:58You motherfuckers.
00:47:02Took you long enough?
00:47:05You're going to have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:47:07Oh, whoa.
00:47:08Careful, that's my future bride, man.
00:47:10Ben, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:47:13It's good to see you again, man.
00:47:14And you must be Samantha.
00:47:17Renee has said so much about you.
00:47:18I feel like I already know you.
00:47:20Bring it in.
00:47:22I'll take your bag.
00:47:24Yes!
00:47:25Oh, my God!
00:47:26I can't believe it!
00:47:27I know!
00:47:28How was it trying?
00:47:30Did Tristina play nice, or do I need to beat a boss?
00:47:32What are you going to do, Twinkle Toes?
00:47:34Do a pirouette on me?
00:47:35A pirouette on her corpse, if you were named my bestie, yes.
00:47:38Relax, Ren.
00:47:39It wasn't bad.
00:47:40It was kind of nice, actually.
00:47:42You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down,
00:47:45because he was driving around with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:47:48Yeah?
00:47:49And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:47:53I don't think I ever heard a,
00:47:54thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:47:57I didn't need saving from a pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:48:00Jeez, you are not kidding.
00:48:02They really do hate each other.
00:48:03Yeah.
00:48:07Anywho!
00:48:08You big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:48:10I need to get my name off and fit it into a dress!
00:48:22No, deep tissue.
00:48:25Okay, the tie works.
00:48:29Mom.
00:48:31Please.
00:48:33Okay, we'll figure it out.
00:48:36Are you alone?
00:48:38You wish.
00:48:38I'm with Renee in her room.
00:48:40My room's next door.
00:48:41That's too bad.
00:48:41You should be in mine instead.
00:48:43Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:48:45I like it when you call me that.
00:48:46What's your room number?
00:48:47I'll be there in two minutes.
00:48:48You can't.
00:48:49I'm with your sister.
00:48:50Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:48:51Sam, can you come here for a sec?
00:48:53I need help picking out my earrings.
00:48:54See what I mean?
00:48:55Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:48:57Come to my room later, please.
00:48:59Sam?
00:49:00Are you alive?
00:49:01I gotta go.
00:49:02I'll talk to you later.
00:49:02Okay, which ones?
00:49:09I think the pearls.
00:49:12Thank God you're here.
00:49:14I can't wait to be married so I never have to go to any wedding again.
00:49:17It just took me so long to get here.
00:49:19I'm sorry I miss so much.
00:49:21Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:49:22If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you when all the shit went down on
00:49:26the way here, when does he arrive anyways?
00:49:32When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:35I broke up with him.
00:49:38When?
00:49:39Why?
00:49:40He's cheating on me.
00:49:44You were right, Wren.
00:49:45I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:49:48I just blindly went along with it.
00:49:50Look, I was going to wait until the end of your wedding to end things, but when he told
00:49:55me he couldn't make it and all, I just, I couldn't do it anymore.
00:50:01God, I'm sorry.
00:50:03But I called him and told him it's over, so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:50:08How do you take it?
00:50:09Like a pussy?
00:50:11I have no clue.
00:50:12My phone drowned at the Iowa Motel Pool.
00:50:16Come here.
00:50:18Oh, serves him right.
00:50:20Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me non-stop trying to get to you.
00:50:25I'm done with him.
00:50:27That's the fucking spirit.
00:50:29Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:50:32And I'm going to make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:50:47Oh, God, I miss you so much.
00:50:50It's only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:50:54I had you all to myself for days non-stop.
00:50:58I'm hooked on you now.
00:51:00Wait, hold on.
00:51:01Can we talk?
00:51:04Sure.
00:51:05What about?
00:51:05I was talking with Ren earlier, and...
00:51:08Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours, because it's next to Renee's, so she wouldn't find out.
00:51:15Thank you, Justin.
00:51:16Thank you, Justin.
00:51:17I didn't even think of that.
00:51:19So, what did you talk about with her?
00:51:22Does she know about us?
00:51:23No, but I think...
00:51:26I think I want to tell her the truth tomorrow.
00:51:31Are you sure?
00:51:33Your parents are going to be here, and I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from me.
00:51:38But I'm done, too.
00:51:41No more hiding.
00:51:43I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:51:45I want to be able to dance with you at the reception, and I'll be able to dance with you at the reception, and I'll be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:52:15Hi.
00:52:20Why was she here? Did someone see?
00:52:23Mom showed up this morning, and Dad wasn't with her.
00:52:29She found out about the affair, and she came here, and she saw us, and...
00:52:37Oh, my God.
00:52:43You were right.
00:52:45I should have just told her from the start.
00:52:49If we were kids, this is where he would say something smug, and I would show you if you'd call me an idiot.
00:52:56Well, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:53:00Mom's down in the lobby.
00:53:02She's in shock, too.
00:53:04Will you be all right without me for a little bit?
00:53:06I'll be okay.
00:53:09I'll be okay.
00:53:20See you over here so again.
00:53:21I'm in love with Tristan in fucking Montgomery.
00:53:36Thanks for coming, guys.
00:53:38It's good to have you.
00:53:39I'm so afraid.
00:53:41Excuse me.
00:53:43How's Wren?
00:53:45Good to have you.
00:53:47As well as can be expected.
00:53:50Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours.
00:53:53Now, I've only met their dad once, but I never would have thought he'd do something like this.
00:53:57Maybe something happened to him.
00:53:59Like, his flight got canceled or his phone died.
00:54:03Surprise!
00:54:05Steven, what are you doing here?
00:54:09I left work for you, Sammy.
00:54:12Aren't you happy to see me?
00:54:13Didn't you get my text?
00:54:15What text?
00:54:16I didn't get any text.
00:54:17The text I sent you in Iowa!
00:54:19The boy fell in the pool.
00:54:20Oh, my God.
00:54:21I broke up with him.
00:54:22Wait.
00:54:32Don't I know that guy?
00:54:35God, I cannot believe you, Steven.
00:54:36Jesus Christ, I came out all this way, and you're not even happy to see me.
00:54:40And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:54:43Look, I don't want to make a scene.
00:54:44Let's just go talk some...
00:54:45No!
00:54:46Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:52God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:55:00And you're not even a little bit grateful for everything that I've done for you.
00:55:03I broke up with you!
00:55:07Excuse me?
00:55:08I texted you that I was breaking up with you because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary.
00:55:13And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss or your shitty law firm, you pretentious fucking asshole!
00:55:18Honey, what?
00:55:20What are you talking about?
00:55:21Come on, you're being crazy.
00:55:23You know I love you.
00:55:24I would never cheat on you.
00:55:26I saw her.
00:55:27She was on your lap.
00:55:29You're going to dump her ass.
00:55:30You said you were going to take me to Italy.
00:55:32Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:55:34You were there.
00:55:36Sammy, honey.
00:55:37Listen, that...
00:55:38That girl...
00:55:39She's nobody.
00:55:41I'll admit, I made a mistake.
00:55:43But I can change.
00:55:45No, Steven.
00:55:46I made the mistake of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:55:50But it's over now.
00:55:51I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:55:53Sam, you're not in the right mind.
00:55:56I know you love me.
00:55:57You can't live without me.
00:55:58You even told me so.
00:56:00Listen to me.
00:56:01You don't know what you're throwing away right now.
00:56:03You need me.
00:56:05Not anymore.
00:56:06Now, get out!
00:56:08Out!
00:56:10My dad isn't coming.
00:56:26Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.
00:56:31Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
00:56:34I went to his room, but he wasn't there.
00:56:37I tried calling.
00:56:38This typical Tristan doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak.
00:56:44He gets that from my dad.
00:56:46Why didn't you tell me?
00:56:48It was your wedding.
00:56:50I didn't want to take your big day away from you.
00:56:52It's bullshit, and you know it.
00:56:55You're right.
00:56:56I didn't tell you because my feelings were so big, and everything was happening so fast.
00:57:04And what?
00:57:05You don't think I can handle the truth?
00:57:07I'm an adult, Sam.
00:57:08We're all fucking adults now.
00:57:10I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:57:14Not even you.
00:57:15Because if I told you, then that makes it real, and I...
00:57:18I didn't know if I was ready for that.
00:57:21You love Tristan?
00:57:26Yes.
00:57:28I love him.
00:57:34I love him so much.
00:57:36Then you need to tell him.
00:57:43I know.
00:57:43I know.
00:57:44Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
00:58:07Her mother and I do.
00:58:08Finn, do you take Renee to be your lawfully-witted wife?
00:58:15I do.
00:58:16Do you take Finn to be your lawfully-witted husband?
00:58:20I do.
00:58:22Then, by the power vested in me by the state of New York, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:58:29You may kiss the bride.
00:58:38Why haven't you called or texted me back?
00:58:52Are you ignoring me?
00:58:54I don't know what you mean.
00:58:55I'm sorry.
00:58:55I didn't know Steven was going to show up.
00:58:57You told me you broke up with him.
00:58:59I did.
00:59:00I swear.
00:59:01Then why was he here?
00:59:03Why was he holding you in his fucking arms, kissing you?
00:59:07Okay, I told you about my dad's affair.
00:59:11I told you how that shit wrecked me, and you just let me lay in your bed like I'm just another goddamn plane.
00:59:19Please, let me explain.
00:59:22Save it.
00:59:24I'm done.
00:59:29Hi.
00:59:33What are you doing in here?
00:59:34You should be at your reception.
00:59:37I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor is in here dying inside.
00:59:40Come on, unlock the door.
00:59:41Will you please come out?
00:59:42Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly, and I need to sit.
00:59:54Remember when I went to see Tristan during fall finals sophomore year?
00:59:58It was because he was in a bad accident.
00:59:59I know.
01:00:02He told me his football career was over after that.
01:00:05But what I remember most was him immediately looking at my dad.
01:00:10All Tristan saw was disappointment.
01:00:13So after everything with my dad broke his world, when he saw you with Steven,
01:00:17I ended it with Steven.
01:00:19He didn't get my text, but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:00:22I know.
01:00:24I know.
01:00:24He won't even talk to me.
01:00:27Even if he won't talk to you, you need to talk to him.
01:00:30If you really love him, now listen.
01:00:34Come here.
01:00:41Please give it up for Samantha Smiles.
01:00:43I have known Renee Montgomery since we were in First Grid.
01:00:57Last year, she called me up at midnight and told me she met a guy.
01:01:01She told me she loved him and that they were getting married.
01:01:05Now, I didn't say this at the time, but my first thought was,
01:01:07are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:01:09And I'd been with a man for five years and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.
01:01:14How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:01:17I realized,
01:01:19Ren had it right.
01:01:22Time doesn't matter when you're giving your heart to someone else.
01:01:26Because love is about being vulnerable
01:01:27and doing the things that scare you.
01:01:32Like giving your heart to someone after only a few weeks.
01:01:35Or a few days.
01:01:36That's how Renee and Finn fell in love.
01:01:39And that's how I did too.
01:01:42To the bride and groom.
01:01:44And to love that is timeless.
01:01:47Excuse me.
01:01:59Is this sculpture yours?
01:02:00Um, yes, it's mine.
01:02:03I own a gallery in Soho.
01:02:05Give me a call when you can.
01:02:06I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces.
01:02:09I'm sorry, all my pieces?
01:02:11Absolutely.
01:02:13Your art isn't precisely what I'm looking for.
01:02:15Well, I look forward to your call.
01:02:36Hey, can we talk?
01:02:37Oh, now you want to talk?
01:02:39After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:02:41I know.
01:02:41I stood up in front of all those people.
01:02:43I...
01:02:43I was scared.
01:02:48Okay?
01:02:49I was shitty to you.
01:02:51I know that.
01:02:52I was angry, hurt.
01:02:54And instead of letting you in, I shut you out.
01:02:56So when I saw you with Steven, all of those insecurities, he started pouring out of me again.
01:03:02I mean, he had you for five years.
01:03:05I only been with you for a few days.
01:03:07Eventually, I dropped the ball and you see that it wasn't enough.
01:03:10So I convinced myself that it would hurt less if I just walked away first.
01:03:19You know, that you'd be better off with someone else.
01:03:22Trust him.
01:03:23I realized that I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:31I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:34I know now that if I let that happen, I will be giving up on the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:03:41Time stops when I'm with you.
01:03:46It stopped the night of the cabin all those years back.
01:03:51And it stopped again when you got in my car in Los Angeles.
01:03:56Yeah, I know I should let you go, but I want you to need me the way that I need you.
01:04:03How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:04:05Because, Samantha Smiles, I am just miserably, pathetically in love with you.
01:04:16I want every week, every day, every moment to be with you.
01:04:23What do you say?
01:04:24Forget the past, ignore the future, let's just get in my car and drive.
01:04:27You and me.
01:04:28We'll go anywhere the world wants to go.
01:04:30I'll go anywhere in the world with you.
01:04:32You're really going to take us around the world in this piece of junk?
01:04:35Sweetheart, I'll make sure it gets us a fucking Pluto.
01:04:38You know, as long as I'm going with you.
01:04:41Just say yes.
01:04:43Please say yes, please.
01:04:57Yes.
01:05:03Oh!
01:05:05And I won't run out of gas.
01:05:09I love them both, but I'm literally going to kill them if they don't make up before the
01:05:12honeymoon's over.
01:05:13Maybe some relationships just take time to...
01:05:17Wait, isn't it them right now?
01:05:19No fucking way.
01:05:20They're making out too.
01:05:21Do you owe me 50 bucks?
01:05:25Did you two dumbasses really think you could get away without saying bye to the bride?
01:05:30I hope you know I'm going to be so annoying that you're guys sweating.
01:05:33Oh, get your hands off my girl, Brad.
01:05:35Hey, she was my friend before she was your girl pick.
01:05:38You're always going to be number one.
01:05:40Oh, we will see about that.
01:05:42Have fun on your honeymoon, Sugar Plum.
01:05:45We are going to hit the road.
01:05:50Where are you guys even going?
01:05:51To the gas station.
01:05:53Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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