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The road-show troupe of a top Broadway show go cross-country while taking the audience along on the on-stage scenes as well as what happens and is happening back stage of the production. The spectacular dancing ensembles and color...

Director: Charles Reisner

Writer: Robert E. Hopkins, Bess Meredyth, Wells Root

Stars: Bessie Love, Charles King, Jack Benny
Transcript
00:00Happy Day, Markets!
00:04Happy Day, Markets!
00:12Just a minute, everybody!
00:16Quiet, please!
00:20Please!
00:24Quiet, everybody, if it isn't asking too much.
00:28We leave here in exactly 55 minutes.
00:32So, will everybody please try and be late?
00:34You'll hang it at your big lamp when you get to the depot
00:36and find the train gone.
00:42Say, do you want to go to that funny little chop story joint
00:44I was telling you about?
00:46Honest, the stuff you get is just as good as you get
00:48in the Minkoi in New York.
00:50It'll be your fault if I get to the Minkoi.
00:52All right, I'll meet you over there in 10 minutes.
00:54Okay.
00:56Oh, Peggy!
00:58Listen, honey, hurry up.
01:00Let's go and get a bite to eat.
01:02Collie's found a great chop suey joint.
01:04Oh, all right, but I've got to stop by the hotel first,
01:06so I'll see you there.
01:08Nothing can stop me.
01:12Gee, I'm awfully sorry, Polly.
01:14Are you hurt?
01:16Hurt? I never was so upset in all my life.
01:18Oh, come on, get me out of here, will you?
01:22Help!
01:24Gee, ain't those lovely flowers.
01:28For me?
01:29Yes.
01:30Well, I always was a favorite in this man's town.
01:33The last bunch I have, but I'll give them for two dollars.
01:36Huh?
01:38No, I don't think I'd better take them.
01:40They remind me of my last two husbands.
01:43Carly, help me get this dress off.
01:47Oh, I'm into the hip tonight.
01:49I'm all puffed up.
01:51Oh, I'm getting too good for musical comedy.
01:53Why don't you go back to Shakespeare?
01:55We quarreled.
01:57Quarreled?
01:59Oh, what's the matter?
02:01Oh, that expensive dress.
02:03That's the reason you'll always be a wardrobe mistress
02:05and have nothing.
02:07Have nothing, hey?
02:08Say, I once had a chance to get a plush coat.
02:11Really?
02:12Why did you get it?
02:13Oh, I just couldn't bear the thought
02:15of killing those poor little plushes.
02:17Oh.
02:18Ow!
02:19Oh!
02:20Say, if you have this thing washed together,
02:21it'll shrink so that I'll be able to wear it for a muffler.
02:24Well, if you did, you'd still be safe and an army bear it.
02:27Say, now, what did you mean by that?
02:28Oh, you know what I mean.
02:29I know, but you know.
02:30How about a little armistice here for a few minutes?
02:32Well, it isn't my fault at all, Eddie.
02:34And I want you to know that if I ever speak another word to her,
02:37I hope I'll get a triple chin.
02:39Did you hear that?
02:43Why, you're talking to me now!
02:45I am not.
02:46I'm talking to myself.
02:48Goodbye.
02:49Hey!
02:53Excuse me.
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