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00:00:00Ellen musk the only woman on the Forbes 30 under 30 list arrives at Atlanta today what a business

00:00:12tycoon is doing here in Georgia a forgotten stage no one knows Angela my next-door neighbor still

00:00:19selling your hippie junk here if your mother-in-law sees she's gonna throw a big fit again your mother

00:00:26mom is right about you what's the point of watching the news all day about these moguls if you can't

00:00:32even apply to your penniless self and how do you know that this is none of my business all right

00:00:38everybody get out we got an important guest coming you deaf I said pack up and scram I paid this off

00:00:53here already and if you want me to leave then fine but you have to come in favor today's losses I'm gonna

00:01:00say that again you know who's visiting today Ellen freaking musk one of the richest people in the

00:01:08world Ellen musk of course a hick like you probably never heard of her just know that you can't afford

00:01:15to piss her off really Ellen musk is flying all the way to Atlanta just to come to some flea market you

00:01:23don't think that she could be coming to see me coming to see you all right I'll you know what I'll play

00:01:33game if she does it so much as give you a glance I'll I'll eat dirt deal Ellen musk get to the flea market

00:01:52within 10 minutes or else you're fired prepare the limo this law cart requires us immediately

00:02:17oh you're 10 minutes you're almost up good hope you don't wet your pants five four three two one

00:02:38Ellen I mean miss musk Ellen I mean I'm sorry that I sorry to frighten you how's my boss bitch kick an

00:02:52ass girlfriend so how do you like she's my boss and I prefer business partner or best friend no way

00:03:08well no no no I'm sorry for defending your boss no I won't do it again all right that's enough we're not

00:03:21tyrants here sir I found Angela Lockhart

00:03:31you mean Angela Lockhart I run away pride you made me lose one million dollars in just one game of poker

00:03:46who are you where is she Atlanta and you were right it was secretly her propping up Ellen musk

00:03:55my clever bride I will chase you to the end of the world if I have to

00:03:59Max prep the jet I'm heading to Atlanta

00:04:07Dr. Wilson he's having sterling's on the move he's headed to Atlanta Atlanta the game is afoot I'm going

00:04:18wait Dr. Wilson the Prince of Bhutan needs your medical attention he can wait I need to pick up my bride

00:04:24doctor Wilson the doctor Wilson the doctor Wilson but Dr. Wilson

00:04:30But Dr. Wilson

00:04:32And there are no issues right now

00:04:32General Eisenhower reporting A devin Sterling and Shane Wilson are headed to the area

00:04:35item to Atlanta Atlanta where's that where's that what I prepare my warplate those your winning��preter my fiance this is it

00:04:40No don't worry I'm watching Wait I'll see yeah they're wanted to make this

00:04:41but I don't know now here now it's fine you're a馬� Entrepreneur긴

00:04:53I've secretly allowed your husband, Jared Cooper, to win the bid on the Maple Plaza project, like you asked me to.

00:05:13Thank you so much, Ellen. This is going to be the best anniversary gift ever.

00:05:18That project is worth billions. He can finally take his company public.

00:05:21But, Angela, my boss, I don't understand why you do so much for him behind the scenes without ever revealing your true identity.

00:05:32Without your backing, no offense, but he's nothing without you.

00:05:37Well, three years ago.

00:05:51You saved me.

00:06:04He saved me, and I fell in love with him instantly.

00:06:08I didn't want to reveal my true identity because I didn't want him to feel the pressure of being with a billionaire heiress.

00:06:15But now, with this contract, I feel like we'll be on more equal footing, and then I can finally come out to the public.

00:06:22So that's why you have me secretly helping him.

00:06:26I'm sure he'll be moved when he finds out.

00:06:28But why work at the flea market?

00:06:33Are you disguising yourself to test him?

00:06:37Well, these exotic spices are incredibly rare and cost a fortune to find.

00:06:42Plus, I get to make the best dishes for my hubby and his mom.

00:06:46You seem happy being a housewife.

00:06:48Where the hell are you?

00:06:54Don't tell me you were selling junk at the flea market again.

00:06:57Get home stacked.

00:06:59It's a big day today.

00:07:01That was...

00:07:03My mother-in-law, Carol, she judges me because she thinks I come from a lower-class family.

00:07:09But she's going to be ecstatic tonight when I finally come out and tell her who I really am.

00:07:14You know, she even remembered our third-year anniversary.

00:07:16Please spend more time with my son.

00:07:26Hi, Mom.

00:07:28I have a big announcement I have to make.

00:07:31Finally, you're back.

00:07:32Now sign the divorce papers.

00:07:36Divorce papers.

00:07:39Is this some sort of misunderstanding, Mom?

00:07:42Oh, God.

00:07:44Don't call me Mom again.

00:07:45We're ending that relationship.

00:07:48Just look at you.

00:07:49Dirt all over.

00:07:51You're selling the title of Mrs. Cooper.

00:07:53You don't deserve my son.

00:07:55You're way below his league.

00:07:57I'm below his league.

00:07:59I'm below his league.

00:07:59That's right.

00:08:01You are.

00:08:03Jared is signing a hundred billion dollar contract tomorrow with THE Ellen Musk.

00:08:09And then his company's going public.

00:08:11That's how much he's accomplished in three years.

00:08:14But you?

00:08:15You're still just a stinky, hippie peddler.

00:08:19Jared's like the king in the clouds.

00:08:22And you?

00:08:23You will always just be a pawn.

00:08:27Like dirt on our shoes.

00:08:32Dirt on your shoes?

00:08:34But Ellen Musk works for me.

00:08:37Ha!

00:08:38You're delusional.

00:08:39You will never upgrade to a queen.

00:08:42How dare you compare yourself to the real deal here.

00:08:48Resorting to lies.

00:08:49Definitely not good enough for Jared.

00:08:51And who are you to come into my house and meddle with my family matters?

00:08:57You're nothing but a pathetic excuse for a wife.

00:09:04Jared deserves a queen like Kaylee.

00:09:07Not a low-life dirtbag.

00:09:09Enough!

00:09:11Jared.

00:09:12I knew you wouldn't divorce me.

00:09:15But I am.

00:09:17Don't fight it, Angela.

00:09:19Here's 500k.

00:09:21You'll never make this much as a hippie peddler selling spices.

00:09:25Now sign the papers.

00:09:26Just take your check and leave.

00:09:28Don't embarrass yourself further.

00:09:32I've done so much for you these past three years.

00:09:37Did that not mean anything to you?

00:09:40I didn't expect you to be so greedy.

00:09:42Fine.

00:09:44Here's another 200,000.

00:09:46500,000 is too much for her already.

00:09:49She's done nothing.

00:09:51Hasn't even contributed a grandchild.

00:09:54She just sells cheap grass all day.

00:09:56Is that really how much I'm worth to all of you?

00:10:01I took care of both of you these past three years.

00:10:05You think we can't just hire a maid to cook for us or something?

00:10:09And she wouldn't embarrass us with that permanent stench.

00:10:14A hippie peddler becoming the wife of a CEO?

00:10:18What a joke.

00:10:19If you actually love my son, you'll sign the damn divorce papers already.

00:10:25And leave.

00:10:28You really think that Jared would have gotten that Mabel Plaza bid without me?

00:10:33Let alone taking the company public?

00:10:34I did everything for you, Jared.

00:10:39Now you take credit for my son's success?

00:10:42It's all my work, baby.

00:10:50We're going to be late for the auction if we keep letting this psycho stall us.

00:10:57You did say you would win me Princess Diana's tiara, didn't you?

00:11:01So, she's the reason for the divorce.

00:11:06She's worth more than you, Angela.

00:11:10Fine.

00:11:12I'll sign it.

00:11:14But don't regret it.

00:11:17Regret?

00:11:19Do you know who I am?

00:11:20Yeah, a cockroach that only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed.

00:11:25I'm Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.

00:11:29Jared winning the bid at Mabel Plaza was because of my dad.

00:11:35Because he's business partners with Elon Musk.

00:11:38It's part of the power I have as an elite.

00:11:43You can't do shit because you're poor.

00:11:46Social stratum matters.

00:11:48Yeah, social stratum does matter.

00:11:52And the Coopers are beneath me.

00:11:56And you really think Elon Musk would come to Atlanta if it weren't for me?

00:12:01Ha!

00:12:01You're delusional.

00:12:03Now sign the papers and scram!

00:12:09You owe me.

00:12:11You dirty bitch.

00:12:13You sickened me.

00:12:18You hit me.

00:12:24Now sign the papers, take your check, and get the fuck out!

00:12:27I don't need your penny money.

00:12:47We're finished.

00:12:48You don't want the money, that's your loss.

00:12:51Your check is just pennies to me.

00:12:54But, I would like my ring back.

00:12:57Wow.

00:12:58Have fun on your economy flight while I catch you out of my private helicopter out of here.

00:13:17And I'm way out of your league.

00:13:20Isn't that the Winston blue diamond ring?

00:13:28It's worth tens of millions of dollars.

00:13:32Oh, it's probably just cheap glass.

00:13:35Something she found at the flea market.

00:13:37You're right.

00:13:38She could never afford anything so expensive.

00:13:40Congrats, Jared Boo-Boo, on getting rid of that dirt bag.

00:13:48Oh, my dad says there's going to be a secret big shot financial tycoon at tomorrow's summit.

00:13:56Bigger big shot than Elon Musk?

00:13:58Yeah.

00:13:59And nobody's met them, but I can introduce you.

00:14:02Oh.

00:14:04Everything's thanks to you, babe.

00:14:05Angela, Mr. Vanderbilt, the richest man in Georgia, wants to schedule a meeting before the bidding.

00:14:27Vanderbilt?

00:14:27Yeah, he's actually CEO of one of our companies.

00:14:30Basically, our employee.

00:14:32Oh, okay.

00:14:32I'll meet him at the summit tomorrow.

00:14:33It's fine.

00:14:34Well, you're still going to the summit tomorrow?

00:14:36But you and Jared Cooper are already divorced.

00:14:38That's exactly why I'm going.

00:14:40Angela Lockhart.

00:15:05I finally found you.

00:15:06And who is he?

00:15:09That.

00:15:10That's Devin Sterling.

00:15:12He's number one on Forbes 30 under 30 list and early investor of crypto, CEO of Sterling

00:15:17Enterprises.

00:15:19Rumor has that he's worth trillions.

00:15:21And he's your fiance.

00:15:23What?

00:15:25What?

00:15:26My fiance?

00:15:27The one and only.

00:15:30So, after running away and leaving me single for three years, have you figured out how you're

00:15:37going to make it up to me yet?

00:15:39Babe?

00:15:40That tiara looks perfect on you.

00:15:50What is she doing here?

00:15:58You skank.

00:16:00My son just divorced you yesterday and you're already hooking up with another man?

00:16:05Divorced?

00:16:06That's right.

00:16:09So, I guess this was never meant to be Mr. Sterling.

00:16:15Kevin.

00:16:16Sterling.

00:16:17So, she has to hide her marital status to find another man.

00:16:21Guess she's not just a forsaken woman.

00:16:23She's also a stinky, penniless whore.

00:16:26How dare you insult my boss like that.

00:16:31Who the fuck are you, bitch?

00:16:35Do you know who I am?

00:16:37They don't know who you are.

00:16:40You hide it well.

00:16:43X-Team!

00:16:44Teach these fools a lesson.

00:16:48Teach these fools a lesson.

00:16:49Sir, you were kind of in a rush when you flew to Atlanta and then to New York.

00:16:58You forgot to bring the security team.

00:17:05Mind if I borrow your men?

00:17:08Toss these ill-mannered apes out.

00:17:15Oh, you bitch.

00:17:16I'll have my son teach you a real lesson.

00:17:23A kiss as a reward, my lady.

00:17:28No.

00:17:29Uh, guest list is very distinguished tonight.

00:17:40You've got Bill Ford, Harvey Buffett, old money like me.

00:17:45Gentlemen, Harvey, Bill, this is Jared Cooper.

00:17:48Pleased to meet you all.

00:17:49Your families all started empires after the Industrial Revolution.

00:17:52What an honor.

00:17:54I heard you secured the Maple Plaza project.

00:17:57It's worth billions of dollars.

00:17:58Congrats.

00:18:00You'll be next.

00:18:02But we haven't received the contract yet.

00:18:04We deserve it.

00:18:04Oh, that's nothing.

00:18:06I introduced this kid to Ellen Musk.

00:18:08The Vanderbilts and Miss Musk have always had a good relationship.

00:18:11So, I'm going to help the kid out, pull a few strings.

00:18:15Thank you, Mr. Vanderbilt.

00:18:17Now, we just have to impress Miss Musk's special guest of honor.

00:18:21Yes.

00:18:22I heard they're a very important and powerful guest.

00:18:26Even wealthier than Ellen Musk.

00:18:28Now, if we can just secure a position with this big shot, we can feast for generations.

00:18:37I'll do my best.

00:18:39Excuse me.

00:18:44Second, children.

00:18:46What if it's the Prince of Bhutan?

00:18:51How did a hobo like you sneak in here?

00:18:54Me, a hobo.

00:18:55How did a cheating scumbag like you sneak in here?

00:18:59You sleep your way in?

00:18:59I told you, Angela Lockhart, don't bother stalking me.

00:19:03Nothing will come of it, and it only sickens me further.

00:19:06Don't flatter yourself.

00:19:07This is your ex-husband?

00:19:14What, were you blindfolded when you married him?

00:19:17Who the hell is this?

00:19:19You were cheating on me?

00:19:20Son, you have to avenge me and Kaylee.

00:19:35That wicked ex-wife of yours hired some thugs and a gigolo to beat us up.

00:19:40They even took Kaylee's tiara.

00:19:55You dare hurt my mom, Kaylee?

00:20:00Get your hands off of her.

00:20:05My lady.

00:20:06My lady.

00:20:33It's...

00:20:33It's him!

00:20:36He scammed a million dollars off me in a game of poker yesterday.

00:20:40Who are these peasants?

00:20:41These seats are reserved for the Ellen Musk and her special guest.

00:20:46Oh, shut up, old man.

00:20:49You're disturbing the peace.

00:20:53Fuckers, you know who that is?

00:20:55That's Eric Vanderbilt.

00:20:57You have any idea how many generations of wealth he has?

00:20:59His ancestors built the railway and steamship empire of America.

00:21:03The civil war would not have been won without his family's involvement.

00:21:08Vanderbilt.

00:21:09The father of that skank, Kaylee Vanderbilt, who only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed.

00:21:18That only Vanderbilt family?

00:21:20Oh, God damn it.

00:21:29A stomach ache now?

00:21:31Oh.

00:21:34Whatever.

00:21:35Angela can handle herself.

00:21:36She'll be fine.

00:21:37How dare you call one of us low?

00:21:53I'm Harvey F.

00:21:54And Buffett, the most important investor in the entire stock market.

00:21:58I can wipe you out with a simple pinky only.

00:22:02And I can wipe you out with a strand of my hair.

00:22:07Not with me around.

00:22:08I, Bill Ford, and the entire Ford Auto Empire stand with these gentlemen.

00:22:13You're all just peasants compared to who I really am.

00:22:18You're fucking delusional Angela.

00:22:21We've had enough of your games.

00:22:23Security.

00:22:24Break their limbs and toss them out.

00:22:26Looks like the old guard is teaming up against you.

00:22:29But don't worry, you got new money here.

00:22:34I can handle myself, thank you.

00:22:37Yes, my great.

00:22:39You're all despicable.

00:22:42An insult to your family names.

00:22:47Now, it's my turn to rule.

00:22:51Destroy Jared Cooper.

00:22:54Cut off all business ties.

00:22:55And if you don't, I will take away all of your family's wealth and power.

00:23:03Ha!

00:23:04I knew it!

00:23:05You're here to fuck with me.

00:23:07You can't fool anyone here.

00:23:08How much money did you spend on that getup to hire that gigolo to make me jealous?

00:23:13You're an orphan who sells hippie spices at a flea market.

00:23:17You have nothing.

00:23:18And you will always be nothing.

00:23:20She's a gold digger.

00:23:24Gold digger.

00:23:25Gigolo.

00:23:27Want to try me for a night?

00:23:30Yeah, you're a little too pricey.

00:23:32Mr. Vanderbilt, we really shouldn't keep these bandits here any longer.

00:23:35They might upset Miss Ellen Musk and her special guest.

00:23:38Angela Lockhart is my spurned ex-wife.

00:23:40She's only here to try and ruin my bill in the Maple Plaza project.

00:23:43Oh, I'm going to kill that sushi chef.

00:23:45Security!

00:23:46Security!

00:23:51Security!

00:23:53You all don't realize that you actually all work for me.

00:23:56And now you're trying to throw a coup?

00:23:59You!

00:24:01Insolent fools.

00:24:03Let me guess.

00:24:04You're that special guest?

00:24:07I don't know.

00:24:08Throw them out!

00:24:10And not without some broken bones, too.

00:24:12Ha, ha, ha.

00:24:16Back down, Max.

00:24:24I got this.

00:24:25What the hell are you two doing here?

00:24:53I thought we were supposed to guard you.

00:24:55No, you're supposed to make sure Miss Lockhart is okay.

00:24:59Oh my God, we're so screwed!

00:25:10Angela!

00:25:12Don't hurt her!

00:25:13You bitch.

00:25:14I've always been sick of you.

00:25:15You just threw yourself at me.

00:25:17How dare you insult my boss like that.

00:25:20Boss?

00:25:20Did she say her boss?

00:25:22Miss Musk?

00:25:24That's Ellen Musk?

00:25:25That woman right there is Angela Lockhart.

00:25:28My boss and sole heiress to the Henry Lockhart's fortune.

00:25:32Their lineage is older than this country itself.

00:25:35Past the American Revolution?

00:25:37Back to the Renaissance.

00:25:38If she's your boss, then that means Angela Lockhart is...

00:25:42That's Lady Lockhart to you.

00:25:43She's royalty.

00:25:45And since you're all subsidiaries, she's your boss's boss.

00:25:48What the hell do you do?

00:25:50Kneel to me.

00:25:52Oh, your majesty.

00:25:55Welcome to the United States.

00:25:58We've always been your royal subject.

00:26:00Yes, your highness.

00:26:02Is it a queen or princess?

00:26:05It doesn't matter.

00:26:06My queen, please forgive our insolence.

00:26:10Oh, yes, we didn't mean to offend.

00:26:12Hey, what are you doing, idiot?

00:26:14Let go of the boss lady and beg for forgiveness.

00:26:27What rightfully belongs to you.

00:26:30She's a badass herself.

00:26:48He missed out on a good wife.

00:26:50You, you, you told me your wife was a hippie peddler.

00:26:55Turns out you were the freeloading scumbag this entire time.

00:26:57No, no, don't believe their lies.

00:26:59I worked hard for everything.

00:27:01You worked for everything?

00:27:08Hi, honey.

00:27:10So, our third year anniversary is coming up.

00:27:13And I thought that maybe we can do something special this year.

00:27:15I can't focus on anything trivial like that.

00:27:17I have to figure out this bid for the Maple Closet Project.

00:27:20And if I get it, I can take the company public.

00:27:23You were nothing before me.

00:27:34All your achievements, all your glory, that's all mine.

00:27:39Including the Maple Plaza contract.

00:27:41I can take all of that away, just like that.

00:27:46No, you can't take that away from me.

00:27:48So that's why Elon Musk was urging us to pass on deals to this nobody.

00:27:51Oh, and this antique wedding ring.

00:27:56Yeah, I forgot to tell you.

00:27:58It was Queen Victoria's.

00:27:59And its worth is equivalent to more than an entire country's GDP.

00:28:03No, I gave you back the ring.

00:28:12I divorced a royal heiress.

00:28:14No, no, please, no.

00:28:17No, please take me back, baby.

00:28:19I still love you.

00:28:21Oh, man, looks like they started the party without us.

00:28:27No one's allowed to start a fight without Cole Eisenhower.

00:28:30I got these two again.

00:28:38Did he say, is he Cole Eisenhower?

00:28:41President Eisenhower's descendant.

00:28:43After General Eisenhower won World War II,

00:28:45each of his descendants have all gone on to become five-star generals,

00:28:48the highest rank in the nation's military.

00:28:50Glad you buffoons know your history.

00:28:52Sorry, I'm late, babe.

00:28:53I got lost trying to find Atlanta,

00:28:55then lost again on my way back to New York.

00:29:00And that there is,

00:29:03that is the legendary boy genius, Dr. Wilson.

00:29:07He's Dr. House's protege.

00:29:09Dr. House?

00:29:10Yes.

00:29:11I thought that was just a TV show.

00:29:12Oh, no, that's based on real figure.

00:29:14Yep, that's me.

00:29:16Son of James House.

00:29:17Dr. House, he's practically my uncle.

00:29:20I correctly diagnosed the Pope before him

00:29:22when I was just 12 years old.

00:29:24So he's been off crying himself a waterfall

00:29:26somewhere in the Netherlands for the last 15 minutes.

00:29:29And I'm late because I ran out of gum

00:29:31and had to make a pit stop.

00:29:37Hey, Alan.

00:29:38Who are these weirdos,

00:29:39and why are they here?

00:29:41Uh, they're all your fiancés.

00:29:44What?

00:29:46Fiancés.

00:29:49Plural?

00:29:50Fiancés.

00:29:51Plural?

00:29:53Watch it, nerds.

00:29:54I'm her fiancée.

00:29:56No, I'm her fiancée.

00:29:57You can both shut up.

00:29:59I'm her fiancée.

00:30:00It's you.

00:30:01It's me.

00:30:02Who the hell is he?

00:30:03I'm Spider-Man.

00:30:04How are all three of these men my fiancés?

00:30:11Uh, your father had arranged these engagements years ago,

00:30:13but I didn't tell you

00:30:14because you decided to marry Jared Cooper at the time.

00:30:18She has three badass fiancés

00:30:20and she marries his dumbass.

00:30:24Whatever.

00:30:25Since you're all here,

00:30:27help me finish him.

00:30:31Since you're all here,

00:30:33help me finish him.

00:30:34At your service.

00:30:38Me too.

00:30:39Oh!

00:30:40Oh!

00:30:41Oh!

00:30:42Oh!

00:30:43One down, two more to go.

00:30:45She's become queen.

00:30:47Bishop to g4.

00:30:52Oh!

00:30:53Oh!

00:30:53What is that?

00:30:55The most German fest and water in the Nile River.

00:30:58Ah!

00:31:02Rook to a8.

00:31:04Oh!

00:31:05Oh!

00:31:08Hello!

00:31:11I thought I was king!

00:31:12No, you wish.

00:31:14The king doesn't do anything,

00:31:15so Ellen can be my king.

00:31:17Oh, fine.

00:31:18Bankrupt the forwards right this second.

00:31:29I...

00:31:30I've been bankrupt!

00:31:33No!

00:31:35Who is...

00:31:36I told you I would remove all of you from status and power if you didn't cooperate.

00:31:49Well, guess what?

00:31:50Game over.

00:31:51All right, boys.

00:31:53Let's figure out this four-way engagement.

00:31:54Oh, well, that's serious business.

00:31:57I'm right with you.

00:31:59Wait for me!

00:32:01Nobody beats me to the finish line!

00:32:12Angela!

00:32:15You already have three fiancés?

00:32:17You can't accuse me of cheating.

00:32:20I...

00:32:20want compensation.

00:32:25You greedy SOB.

00:32:27Who the fuck is that?

00:32:28My ex-husband.

00:32:30Wait.

00:32:30You were married?

00:32:31Yeah.

00:32:32And if that's a problem for you,

00:32:34then you can totally back out of this engagement.

00:32:37More for me.

00:32:38No, no.

00:32:38Of course not.

00:32:39Just...

00:32:39Do you want me to check your eyes for you?

00:32:42No.

00:32:42Don't steal my joke.

00:32:44I can make him disappear without a trace.

00:32:46All evidence of your past with him will become.

00:32:49What?

00:32:50Is there something on my face?

00:32:51Uh, yeah.

00:32:52Murderous intent.

00:32:54Let's remarry.

00:32:56Let's remarry.

00:32:58You still don't realize

00:33:00I only fell in love with you

00:33:03because you saved me from drowning three years ago.

00:33:12Sir, it's an emergency.

00:33:33We need to wreck right away.

00:33:35Nicole Eisenhower and Shane Wilson are causing mayhem at the company warehouse.

00:33:39Okay, I'm on my way.

00:33:42She should be okay now.

00:33:48Hey, you!

00:33:49Watch over here.

00:33:51I'll be right back.

00:34:00You saved me.

00:34:04Fuck.

00:34:05I unwittingly gave away my own wife.

00:34:09Fuck.

00:34:10I unwittingly gave away my own wife.

00:34:12You've cheated on me.

00:34:14You've hit me.

00:34:15You've insulted me.

00:34:17And after all that,

00:34:18I never want to see you again.

00:34:21I fucking hate you.

00:34:24Lady Lockhart.

00:34:26God, what now?

00:34:28Oh, yes.

00:34:29We understand that you are a very busy person,

00:34:32but if you're not going to give your ex-husband the Maple Plaza project.

00:34:37How about us three?

00:34:38Yes, unlike that scumbag, we won't turn on you.

00:34:40Yeah, no.

00:34:43You're all fired for trying to throw a coup.

00:34:45But...

00:34:45This is your fault, you doofus.

00:34:48We never should have believed you're bullshit.

00:34:50No, no.

00:34:51We can't lose our positions with Elon Musk and the Lockhart.

00:34:58Help me.

00:35:00I'll get you for this.

00:35:07Never should have listened to you.

00:35:09I'm ruined because of you.

00:35:10So, what's the situation here?

00:35:27I want to marry you.

00:35:37I want to marry you.

00:35:40Listen, I only met you guys a few hours ago,

00:35:44and I'm not interested in flash marriages.

00:35:47But what if I told you

00:35:49that we've known each other for much longer

00:35:52than just a few hours?

00:35:54Much longer.

00:35:58Angela, your parents would like to have a video call

00:36:01with all of you.

00:36:06My lovely princess, how are you?

00:36:09Look, your mother and I are in Italy.

00:36:11The views here are absolutely stunning.

00:36:14Perfect for a wedding, wouldn't you say?

00:36:16I heard you finally divorced that good-for-nothing,

00:36:21blood-sucking, free-letter husband of yours.

00:36:23Can't call his name, but anyway, congratulations.

00:36:28I've selected three prime young men for you to choose from

00:36:32to replace him.

00:36:34Oh, you must pick one of them to marry, otherwise...

00:36:37Oh, let me do it.

00:36:39You must choose one of them in seven days.

00:36:42Otherwise, we'll kill ourselves.

00:36:45Mom?

00:36:46All right, honey, that's it.

00:36:48Bye.

00:36:49Bye.

00:36:50Bye.

00:36:51Bye.

00:36:56So, who are you going to choose?

00:37:00Well, what if I want all three of you?

00:37:05Well, what if I want all three of you?

00:37:09What if I want all three of you?

00:37:10That seems greedy.

00:37:17But...

00:37:18I can always remove the other two options.

00:37:21Hey, I may be a doctor, but I can take lives, too.

00:37:26I know and have access to all the deadliest poisons in the world.

00:37:30Whoa.

00:37:31Okay.

00:37:32No murder, please.

00:37:33I was just kidding.

00:37:34We have seven days to win her over.

00:37:38Ooh.

00:37:39It's like the Bachelorette.

00:37:41I know.

00:37:42We'll start with challenge one.

00:37:46Welcome to the show, the three badasses who want me.

00:37:50Today, we have our first challenge.

00:37:55What is all of this, Ellen?

00:37:58You'll see.

00:38:04Oh my god, oh my god, cockroaches!

00:38:09All women are afraid of cockroaches, and it is every man's job to save their beloved

00:38:15woman from this monstrosity of a creature.

00:38:18What will our three candidates do to prove their undying love for our single but screaming

00:38:23her head off heiress?

00:38:24Looks like one of our contestants has already called it quits.

00:38:36It's up to the final two.

00:38:54Crunchy.

00:38:55That is sick, Cole.

00:38:56Hey, when you're stranded in the middle of the battlefield, you'll be glad to see one

00:39:09of these around.

00:39:10There are two more left.

00:39:12Wanna try one?

00:39:13Oh my god, no!

00:39:14No!

00:39:15Oh my god, save!

00:39:17Save you!

00:39:18Save me!

00:39:19Save me!

00:39:20I'm a German phoic doctor.

00:39:25These hands can't get germs on them.

00:39:26They're for surgery and saving lives.

00:39:43Thank god you're here.

00:39:47Are you alright, honey?

00:39:50Angela!

00:39:53Alright, you won the first challenge, so your reward?

00:39:56You get to watch over her for the night.

00:39:59Just don't cross the line if you know what I mean.

00:40:01I'm not her scumbag husband.

00:40:03You have nothing to worry about.

00:40:10Honestly, even if you guys fuck, it's not like it's against the rules or anything.

00:40:13At least my girlfriend gets some.

00:40:15I bet her husband has a small dick anyway.

00:40:17The cockroaches!

00:40:18To god, to god.

00:40:19There's nothing in this room except you and me, okay?

00:40:20I'm going to kill Ellen when I see her tomorrow.

00:40:21I need a drink.

00:40:22Whoa, easy!

00:40:23You're on an empty stomach!

00:40:24Why do you care?

00:40:25You're trying to drink away your sorrows, Angela.

00:40:26You guys were right.

00:40:27I was blind for marrying that asshole.

00:40:28I was blind for marrying that asshole.

00:40:29I was blind for marrying that asshole.

00:40:30I'm going to kill Ellen when I see her tomorrow.

00:40:31I'm going to kill Ellen when I see her tomorrow.

00:40:33I need a drink.

00:40:34I need a drink.

00:40:35I need a drink.

00:40:43Whoa, easy!

00:40:44You're on an empty stomach!

00:40:45Oh, why do you care?

00:40:47You're trying to drink away your sorrows, Angela.

00:40:50You guys were right.

00:40:54I was blind for marrying that asshole.

00:40:58You know, I wasted three whole years of my life with him.

00:41:04He never even loved me.

00:41:06And I gave up my entire career for him.

00:41:13Do you really think that you would still be number one on the Forbes 30 under 30 list if I was around?

00:41:21You may not be number one on the Forbes list, but you know what you're number one in?

00:41:26What?

00:41:30You're number one here.

00:41:37You know, we've known each other kind of a long time.

00:41:41Lies.

00:41:44You all just want something from me.

00:41:51Angela.

00:41:53I know it's hard to trust again.

00:41:56But I assure you, I don't care what family you're from.

00:42:02I'm the richest man in the nation.

00:42:04I don't need your power, your status, your wealth, your connections.

00:42:11I just need you.

00:42:15I'll prove my love to you within six days.

00:42:18I promise.

00:42:19Screw the contest.

00:42:32I just want love.

00:42:35Angela.

00:42:37You're drunk.

00:42:38I'm an adult.

00:42:39Can't I go just get what she wants?

00:42:42Okay.

00:42:44But love and sex aren't exactly the same thing.

00:42:51Well, they're not mutually exclusive either.

00:43:03This is what you want.

00:43:139 inch penis.

00:43:31Morning to you too.

00:43:34You sure you were drunk last night?

00:43:36You wouldn't-

00:43:37That a girl remembers when she's had a 9 inch penis inside of her.

00:43:43Well, glad you enjoyed it.

00:43:46But don't tell Shane or Cole.

00:43:49Because then they would-

00:43:51Say that you were being unfair?

00:43:53Technically, us having sex doesn't break any rules.

00:43:56I won the first challenge and according to Ellen, my prize was to spend a night with you anyways.

00:44:02Just don't make this any harder than it already is.

00:44:09Are you sure you don't want it pretty hard?

00:44:13It's not.

00:44:16Fine, fine, fine.

00:44:20I won't tell.

00:44:23But only on one condition.

00:44:26I won't tell.

00:44:29But only on one condition.

00:44:30You have to go out on a date with me.

00:44:35Fine.

00:44:39I've had a crush on you since college, Angela.

00:44:42You never noticed me.

00:44:48You should get dressed and get out of here before anyone sees you.

00:44:54It's only 7am.

00:44:55She's still sleeping.

00:44:56I'm not sleeping alone.

00:44:57Yeah, I'm not letting my fiancé be alone with another man for another second.

00:45:03Morning, gentlemen.

00:45:05Oh, or shall I say Ruchman?

00:45:07Oh, don't mind him.

00:45:10What's up, guys?

00:45:12We're ready for the second challenge.

00:45:14No cockroaches this time.

00:45:15Yes.

00:45:16No more terrifying things.

00:45:17That was my bad, Angela.

00:45:19This better be a good challenge, Ellen.

00:45:21I'm sure you'll all enjoy this one.

00:45:23The second challenge is...

00:45:25The second challenge is...

00:45:27A date.

00:45:29Lane, I should have asked for something else.

00:45:31A date?

00:45:33That's it.

00:45:35What's the catch?

00:45:36Just who Miss Lockhart enjoys spending her time with the most.

00:45:39As simple as that.

00:45:40I know what I want to do.

00:45:41Let's start with me first.

00:45:42Okay, goals up first.

00:45:43Then...

00:45:44Me.

00:45:45Saved the best for last.

00:45:47Ain't that right, Angela?

00:45:49Then it's decided.

00:45:53Please, don't take my BMW away!

00:45:57Too bad.

00:45:58Pissed off the Lockhart.

00:46:00I have nothing left!

00:46:10It's that bitch who ruined me!

00:46:15It's that bitch who ruined me!

00:46:17You know Eisenhower, sirs?

00:46:27At ease, Lieutenant!

00:46:29This is my Lieutenant.

00:46:30He also manages this boxing job.

00:46:32Pleasure to meet you, Madam Eisenhower!

00:46:34He's so serious.

00:46:36But, hang on.

00:46:38Lieutenant!

00:46:39I don't know who I'm going to marry yet!

00:46:41Baby!

00:46:42I decided to take you here on our first date

00:46:43so that I can introduce you to my guns!

00:46:45Guns?

00:46:46Like...

00:46:47Murder weapons?

00:46:48Yes!

00:46:49Murder weapons!

00:47:10You like my guns, babe?

00:47:12Pretty rock hard.

00:47:13Yeah!

00:47:15Let me show you what I can do with them.

00:47:17Lieutenant!

00:47:18Come close!

00:47:20Wait!

00:47:21You're just going to hit him like that?

00:47:22He's not even going to fight back?

00:47:23Fighting back will be treason, ma'am!

00:47:26Treason?

00:47:27You guys are way too serious.

00:47:29Look, you awkward bitch!

00:47:31I caught you!

00:47:32If I'm going down,

00:47:33you're all going down with me!

00:47:35Lieutenant!

00:47:36Answer attack!

00:47:37You dare try to hurt my wife?!

00:47:38I will make you pay!

00:47:39If you don't need to keep beating him up, we could just take him to the cops!

00:47:42Not when he tries to hurt you!

00:47:43He's always a bit violent.

00:47:44Some might call it being protective.

00:47:57Poor anger issues.

00:47:58What if we get married and I forget to use a coaster on an antique table or something?

00:47:59Is he going to be like, rough?

00:48:00Hey, some girls are into that.

00:48:01I don't know if I am.

00:48:03Well, maybe Shane will be your type.

00:48:31Your date with Shane starts now.

00:48:36Hey.

00:48:38Hey.

00:48:39Cool ride.

00:48:41A gift from the Chancellor of Germany when I saved his wife.

00:48:44Impressive.

00:48:48Your breath smells like peppermint.

00:48:51Refreshing.

00:48:53I got cool mint, too.

00:48:55Or do you prefer spearmint?

00:48:57What do you not have in this coat of yours?

00:49:02Fruit flavored gum.

00:49:03I can't stand those.

00:49:04So, where are you taking me tonight?

00:49:06Let me show you.

00:49:07Okay.

00:49:14Dr. Wilson!

00:49:16A VIP of VIPs!

00:49:18Right this way.

00:49:19VIP of VIPs?

00:49:20Ah, just some other guy I saved.

00:49:23I forget who.

00:49:24You saved a lot of people.

00:49:26I'll do what I can.

00:49:29Oh my gosh.

00:49:31It's my gold digging neighbor who just got dumped by her husband.

00:49:35Sandra Miller.

00:49:36What are you doing here?

00:49:37I just thought this was for the VIP of VIPs.

00:49:40Your mother-in-law told me all about the divorce

00:49:42and how you hired some gigolo to beat her and Kaylee Vanderbilt up.

00:49:48How low of you.

00:49:50What are you doing here, Sandra?

00:49:51Of course your bird brain wouldn't remember.

00:49:53I sell high fashion jewelry pieces so high-end, you couldn't even afford even if you sold your organs.

00:50:00The auction begins.

00:50:02I'll deal with you later.

00:50:05Here, I'll just be what I'm saying.

00:50:07Cameron, I have a task for you.

00:50:14Our next piece is absolutely extraordinary.

00:50:20Cleopatra's Armband.

00:50:22Sold by our vendor, Sandra Miller.

00:50:26For five million dollars.

00:50:28Excuse me.

00:50:29I'd like to donate this piece to auction.

00:50:33It's Queen Victoria's ring.

00:50:35I'd like to donate this piece to auction.

00:50:38It's Queen Victoria's ring.

00:50:40What are you doing?

00:50:42Just watch.

00:50:44Come on.

00:50:45That is Queen Victoria's ring?

00:50:52Please.

00:50:53I'm an expert and that's a fake.

00:50:55She probably got it at the flea market she works at.

00:50:58You work at a flea market?

00:50:59Not this again.

00:51:01Cut the bullshit.

00:51:02That wouldn't even sell for five dollars.

00:51:04Oh yeah?

00:51:05Here, you want it?

00:51:06For free.

00:51:07Ew!

00:51:08What the trash from a stinky hippie peddler?

00:51:11Well, that's too bad then.

00:51:13Because you are the frog.

00:51:16What are you talking about?

00:51:18Who the hell are you to accuse me?

00:51:20Throw them out.

00:51:22Dr. Wilson, I know you're a legend in medicine.

00:51:25But we're professionals.

00:51:27Oh yeah?

00:51:28And that armband sells for five million dollars?

00:51:32Yeah.

00:51:33Mine is the real thing.

00:51:34You two are just upset because you're too

00:51:36poor to afford our luxury items.

00:51:40What is that so?

00:51:41What a so-called expert fell to recognize

00:51:43Queen Victoria's ring then?

00:51:45Dear Lord.

00:51:47This is real.

00:51:50It's authentic.

00:51:51It's Queen Victoria's ring.

00:51:56Cameron, what have you found?

00:51:59Yeah, that picture of Cleopatra's armband you sent me?

00:52:02It's a replica.

00:52:03They had the same one right here at the flea market.

00:52:08So, you are the fraud.

00:52:12You just went to the flea market so you can buy some fakes.

00:52:15And Cameron, how much are these fakes being sold for?

00:52:19One fifty.

00:52:21Wow, not even five dollars.

00:52:24Sandra.

00:52:25You've been deepening us the whole time?

00:52:28Arrest her!

00:52:29No!

00:52:30Please!

00:52:31This is one time!

00:52:33Please!

00:52:34What's going on, Dr. Wilson?

00:52:36Uh, investigating lead poisoning from cheap jewelry for the Emperor of Japan.

00:52:40Bye.

00:52:41Black Calista from the jewelry industry forever.

00:52:43Yeah.

00:52:52I had a really great time tonight.

00:52:54Me too.

00:52:56May I...

00:52:57have a kiss?

00:52:58Nothing.

00:53:11What's up?

00:53:12Something wrong?

00:53:14Do you always have gum in your mouth?

00:53:15Do you have a piece of gum in your mouth?

00:53:22Yep, you never have to worry about stinky breath for me.

00:53:33Oh, you owe us a bunch of money, Cooper.

00:53:40I don't have any money.

00:53:41How did you pay for this hotel then?

00:53:43I guess you'll only pay up if I break your other leg.

00:53:50Stop!

00:53:55Mr. Vanderbilt.

00:53:59Mr. Buffett.

00:54:04This is the contract for the Maple Plaza project.

00:54:06That's right.

00:54:07Miss Musk wanted me to give it to you.

00:54:10I knew Angela was still in love with me.

00:54:13I knew Angela was still in love with me.

00:54:15No, no, sir.

00:54:16Sorry about those injuries from earlier.

00:54:18It was all just a little misunderstanding.

00:54:20Yeah, we could be partners again.

00:54:24And then maybe you can tell Lady Lockhart to put in a good word for us?

00:54:30Angela still loves me. She's just throwing a fit.

00:54:32She'll be back to me soon enough.

00:54:34Yeah.

00:54:35Do you need any help winning her back?

00:54:37We can give you jewelry to give to her.

00:54:39I was just sucking up to these pricks a few days ago and now they're all begging me to help them out.

00:54:45It feels so damn good to be in power.

00:54:49Sure.

00:54:50I'll put in a good word for you.

00:54:52I just need...

00:54:53Anything.

00:54:54You tell us, we'll give you anything.

00:54:56Once I take everything from these idiots, I'll go after Angela Lockhart for my revenge.

00:55:04I'll give you the contract to Jerry Cooper just like you asked me to.

00:55:12Well done, he'll be fucked soon.

00:55:16Well done, he'll be fucked soon.

00:55:18I don't get it, Miss Musk.

00:55:20That contract has a preliminary clause.

00:55:22It requires him to pay 50% of the costs up front as a deposit.

00:55:26And if you can't, then what?

00:55:27He'll be bankrupt.

00:55:29So as long as he's agreed enough to take it.

00:55:31I'm avenging my best friend.

00:55:35I want to show the world that without Angela Lockhart, he's nothing.

00:55:44I signed the Maple Plaza project.

00:55:47We should celebrate.

00:55:49You did?

00:55:50You see, I know my son has it in him.

00:55:53That skank Angela is nothing next to you.

00:55:56And it's all thanks to you, sweetheart.

00:55:59Actually, it's thanks to Angela.

00:56:05What?

00:56:06You're trying to ditch me to go back to your wife?

00:56:09Oh, no, no, no, no, he's not.

00:56:11Jared, what are you doing?

00:56:13You have such a beautiful and bright future ahead of you.

00:56:16Do this.

00:56:17It's my decision, Mom.

00:56:18I'm the head of the house here.

00:56:20I'm telling my dad.

00:56:22Fine, go right ahead.

00:56:23He has enough problems himself.

00:56:25If you're obedient, I'll keep you around as his side piece.

00:56:28But if not, you can scram.

00:56:30Dad, Jared is being mean to me.

00:56:34Teach him a lesson.

00:56:35Kayleigh, be a good girl, okay?

00:56:37Jared has the backing of some very powerful people now.

00:56:41Don't get on his bad side.

00:56:43We can't afford to piss him off.

00:56:45So do as he says.

00:56:47What, Dad?

00:56:55I'm sorry.

00:56:57Be your side piece.

00:56:58Very good.

00:57:00I'm happy you've come around.

00:57:01Now let's go celebrate.

00:57:06I mean, do I really want to be with Mr. Minty Mouth forever, though?

00:57:10But that tongue action, though.

00:57:12Tongue is important.

00:57:14In more than just one spot.

00:57:16Erwin, we are in public.

00:57:17That's true.

00:57:18Oh, stomach ache.

00:57:20Again?

00:57:21I have to run to the bathroom.

00:57:23Devon should be here to pick you up soon.

00:57:25Okay.

00:57:27Devon's late.

00:57:29Not a good sign for a date.

00:57:33This hotel restaurant has five Michelin stars.

00:57:38It's her.

00:57:39And she's alone.

00:57:40With no one to save her.

00:57:41You whore.

00:57:44You seduced my son so he could get back with you.

00:57:50Ah!

00:57:51Let me tell you.

00:57:52I would never go back even if your entire family got down on their knees and begged me.

00:57:58Oh!

00:58:00Hey, you guys can fight all you want.

00:58:02You need to take this somewhere else.

00:58:04Who ever gets rid of her from me gets all this.

00:58:07What?

00:58:08Why do I have to leave?

00:58:09She's the one starting shit.

00:58:11Because I have money and you don't.

00:58:13You're just a stinky hippie peddler.

00:58:15And my son just signed a $100 billion contract.

00:58:18He's still got the contract.

00:58:20He's still got the contract?

00:58:22Hmm.

00:58:23Must be Ellen's doing.

00:58:25Even if he does sign it, he doesn't have the liquidity to pay the deposit up front.

00:58:29Oh, he's just gonna...

00:58:31Bet you've never seen this much cash before.

00:58:34Bet you've never seen this much cash before.

00:58:37You take my charity and toss it in my face as if it's your own.

00:58:44My maid wouldn't even pick up such a pitiful amount.

00:58:47$1,000 to take her away.

00:58:50$2,000 to drag her away.

00:58:53$5,000 to beat her away.

00:58:59Oh, whoa, hey!

00:59:00Hey!

00:59:01Ow, hey!

00:59:02Stop!

00:59:04You okay?

00:59:05Are you hurt?

00:59:06Weakling.

00:59:11You!

00:59:12You!

00:59:13Just a few days ago, you found yourself a boy toy right after getting divorced.

00:59:17And now you have two more?

00:59:19What a whore.

00:59:21What a whore.

00:59:22Yeah.

00:59:23And Jared wanted to get back with her?

00:59:25What if she has an STD?

00:59:27Oh, like sleeping with a married man wouldn't give you an STD.

00:59:31Let's go.

00:59:33We'll expose her to Jared.

00:59:34Hang on.

00:59:37What do you want?

00:59:38I-I-I'll scream!

00:59:39I don't hear a woman.

00:59:41But I never said I don't kill a woman.

00:59:45But I never said I don't kill a woman.

00:59:47I said I don't kill a woman.

00:59:49Oh, God.

00:59:51He is a murderer.

00:59:52What if he murders me?

00:59:53Not him.

00:59:54Definitely not him.

01:00:00We're not afraid of you.

01:00:02That's enough.

01:00:03This isn't a war zone.

01:00:05You'll be removed from being a five star general if you hurt a civilian without adequate cause.

01:00:09I was just messing with them.

01:00:11Was he though?

01:00:12We're not afraid of you.

01:00:15Jared!

01:00:16You have to avenge us.

01:00:17Look at this slut.

01:00:18She's found two more boy toys.

01:00:20She's cheating on you.

01:00:21Don't get back with her.

01:00:23Oh, Mr. Cooper.

01:00:24It's you.

01:00:25I apologize for this scene.

01:00:26I'll toss out the potty crashes immediately so that you can go to his salvation banquet.

01:00:31Who did you say you were going to toss out?

01:00:33Who did you say you were going to toss out?

01:00:34The potty crashers.

01:00:35You have any idea who that is?

01:00:40That's my wife.

01:00:42Please, save that title for the real skank over there.

01:00:45That's right.

01:00:46Know your place.

01:00:47Shut up.

01:00:48She's cheating on you.

01:00:51Know your place.

01:00:52You're just a side piece.

01:00:54If I still want you, that is.

01:00:55Eric, have you gone mad?

01:00:57This is Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.

01:00:59You slap her for this whore?

01:01:01Mom!

01:01:02They really think there's something, huh?

01:01:05Angela's an heiress to a family whose wealth and status goes back to the Victorian age.

01:01:09She's richer even than Ellen Musk.

01:01:12I only got the maple closet project because she gave it to me.

01:01:16What?

01:01:18You, apologize right now or I will kick you and your father to the curb.

01:01:28I'm sorry.

01:01:29No.

01:01:32This can't be.

01:01:33I made you divorce.

01:01:38Go home.

01:01:40You're not suited to come with me to my celebration banquet.

01:01:48I apologize on behalf of my mother.

01:01:51Honey, I know you came here to celebrate my achievements.

01:01:54I promise no one will bother you anymore.

01:01:57I didn't come here for you.

01:02:00I'm on a date.

01:02:02A date with two men at the same time?

01:02:06She really is a whore.

01:02:07Angela, please forgive me.

01:02:09I really do love you.

01:02:13Oh-ho! Lady Knockhart is here!

01:02:17Oh-ho! Lady Knockhart is here!

01:02:19Yeah, yeah, we already know you beat Ford's effort.

01:02:25We're too old for that.

01:02:27They're here for my celebration banquet.

01:02:29Please, you gave me the contract so if anyone should go as my guest of honor, it should be you.

01:02:35Oh yes, please, Miss Lockhart, join us. We'll all be one happy business family again.

01:02:40What the hell are you all doing here?

01:02:43Where were you?

01:02:45Stomach issues.

01:02:47Again? Would you like my diagnosis?

01:02:50No.

01:02:52Let me make myself clear, okay?

01:02:55I would rather die than be with you again.

01:02:59Seems that they're not actually on good terms.

01:03:03I can't lose face in front of these pricks, otherwise they'll cut me off too.

01:03:06Angela, I know you're still mad, but please give me a chance. I'll prove it to you.

01:03:11You want a chance?

01:03:13Angela, no. You have three great guys here who all want to marry you.

01:03:18Don't take him back.

01:03:20I'll give you two choices.

01:03:23I'll give you two choices.

01:03:27Me.

01:03:29Or the contract.

01:03:31You're kidding me.

01:03:32No, I'm not kidding you.

01:03:35If you choose me, we can remarry this week.

01:03:39But, you don't get the hundred billion dollar contract.

01:03:42The choice is all yours.

01:03:44That's a choice.

01:03:46You think so?

01:03:48He either marries a royal heiress or gets a contract that takes his company to the moon.

01:03:52Either way, benefits.

01:03:54Why can't I have both?

01:03:55You really are a greedy bastard.

01:03:58Angela, I saved you in the pool, remember? I deserve the contract.

01:04:02Did you really?

01:04:04Look who's fashionably late now.

01:04:10He didn't save her at the pool.

01:04:13Wait, what are you talking about?

01:04:14I, uh, I choose the contract.

01:04:18I knew it.

01:04:19You'll get what's coming to you.

01:04:21With this contract, my company's earning potential is limitless.

01:04:27Angela Lockhart, you humiliated me in front of everyone.

01:04:30I will get you one day.

01:04:32Let me show you something.

01:04:45You saved me.

01:04:51You saved me.

01:04:53I'm sorry.

01:04:55If his lies led to you wasting three years of your life.

01:05:00But I promise you.

01:05:02I'm gonna make it up to you with the rest of our lives.

01:05:05No, no, I wasn't lying.

01:05:07I just couldn't, can't remember exactly what happened that day.

01:05:14What?

01:05:17Does that mean we both each saved her once?

01:05:21What?

01:05:23Me?

01:05:25Dr. Wilson losing at saving people?

01:05:27No way.

01:05:29You guys, one of you, do something life-threatening right now.

01:05:32You're crazy.

01:05:34And actually, they've all been doing horrible shit behind your back.

01:05:39What?

01:05:41Mr. Sterling had me investigate their company's dealings.

01:05:44Turns out they've been fletching the numbers on your shared accounts and contracts.

01:05:48To put it simply, they've been stealing from you.

01:05:52I can't believe I didn't realize.

01:05:54Ms. Lockhart, I'm so sorry.

01:05:56I should have had third-party accountants check thoroughly.

01:05:59No, it's not your fault. They're just too slick.

01:06:02Would you like me to punish them?

01:06:04Oh god, no. Not that again. Please.

01:06:07Max.

01:06:08You know what to do.

01:06:23The banks have pulled all our funds.

01:06:26All business ties have been severed.

01:06:28We're bankrupt!

01:06:34How did you do that?

01:06:35Who are you?

01:06:36And don't say Spider-Man!

01:06:41I'll tell you who I am.

01:06:44I'll tell you who I am.

01:06:48I am...

01:06:50Crypto-punk number two.

01:06:52What did he say he was?

01:06:54That's more bizarre than Spider-Man.

01:06:56You're Crypto-punk number two?

01:06:59Well, I'm Crypto-punk number one.

01:07:01See? You are number one at something.

01:07:04The most expensive NFT collection in the world.

01:07:07Forget Forbes' list.

01:07:09It's all about young money now.

01:07:11So, how about our date?

01:07:13I'm not letting them one-off me on this one.

01:07:21I'll spy two.

01:07:23They forgot to cancel my contract.

01:07:24I still have the $100 billion project.

01:07:25Yes!

01:07:26I'm rich!

01:07:28They make them all pay soon!

01:07:29What?

01:07:30Mr. Cooper, sir.

01:07:31The Maple Plaza contract requires us to provide 50% of the cost of $100 billion.

01:07:35They forgot to cancel my contract.

01:07:38I still have the $100 billion project.

01:07:41Yes!

01:07:42I'm rich!

01:07:43They make them all pay soon!

01:07:44What?

01:07:45Mr. Cooper, sir.

01:07:46The Maple Plaza contract requires us to provide 50% of the costs up front.

01:08:00Otherwise, it's a breach of contract and we'll have to pay for all financial repercussions.

01:08:04No!

01:08:06I'm bankrupt!

01:08:08I'm just a little off card.

01:08:10You tricked me!

01:08:13Oh, allow me.

01:08:21I'm sorry I was late, my queen.

01:08:23I had to get some very important materials for our special date.

01:08:29Well, cheers.

01:08:31Cheers.

01:08:41This looks good.

01:08:43Did you use my spices?

01:08:44I know your ex-in-law has never appreciated you.

01:08:45You can have all the money and power in the world and you still can't force a man to love you.

01:08:58I couldn't even remember our anniversary.

01:08:59I couldn't even remember our anniversary.

01:09:01I couldn't even remember our anniversary.

01:09:02Angela, your future with me?

01:09:03It's gonna be different.

01:09:04Come on.

01:09:05Go to the stairs.

01:09:07dimensional that says go to me.

01:09:10Angelo, your future with me?

01:09:13it's gonna be different.

01:09:14Come on.

01:09:15Go get the stairs.

01:09:17It's dance

01:09:37Wow

01:09:39Devin I can't believe this is what I've been missing out on these past few years just because of some

01:09:45Silly mistake

01:09:48I've known and loved you for three whole years

01:09:51Actually

01:09:53I've also loved you for three years

01:09:55That's right. I fell in love with you three years ago, too

01:09:59How is all of this possible? I didn't meet any of you until recently well actually maybe Devin, but

01:10:10I've had a crush on you since college

01:10:13You're a motivation to go to business school

01:10:15Despite who you were you never judged me for being poor

01:10:20Are you trying to get higher at fortune 500 in a suit like that?

01:10:28All you do is babble on and on about internet money bitcoin and shit like that

01:10:37Are you trying to steal my spot?

01:10:41I'll teach you all my son

01:10:44Hey! Get away from me!

01:10:47Get away from me!

01:10:47Angela!

01:10:50Feisty girl

01:10:51I like her

01:10:52How is he?

01:11:04It's a rare poison made from a mixture of dried roots found in africa

01:11:09Ostraga saltifu

01:11:10Can it be cured?

01:11:12I actually think I know that poison

01:11:13It sounds really scary but it's cure can actually be found in any developed country

01:11:18Household salt

01:11:26I like her

01:11:29There you go

01:11:31What time is it?

01:11:34Oh shoot, I'm late for some practice

01:11:36I like her

01:11:43I like her

01:11:45We have been rivals ever since

01:11:48So that's how I

01:11:51We all met

01:11:53I barely remember

01:11:55Should I never let you go to swim practice that day

01:11:58Matthew Richards

01:11:59The guy who poisoned me

01:12:01Attacked you out of revenge

01:12:02You wouldn't have known

01:12:03I did hear he dropped out and became a loan shark though

01:12:06That makes you feel any better

01:12:08Yeah, I think that suits him a little better

01:12:10Angela

01:12:11Your seven days is almost up

01:12:13Now that you know they all loved and fought for you for three years

01:12:17Who will you pick?

01:12:23How can that be?

01:12:25Angela Lockhart is an heiress?

01:12:28What's the difference?

01:12:32Kaylee, we've gone bankrupt

01:12:36Bankrupt?

01:12:38The Vanderbilt's have gone bankrupt?

01:12:41Well then, get out of here

01:12:44You can't do this to me

01:12:48Jared

01:12:49Mom, it's me

01:12:49What happened?

01:12:52Jared, I have carefully reconsidered

01:12:55Angela is way better than this dimwit

01:12:57You should get back with your wife

01:12:59We're bankrupt

01:13:01What?

01:13:05Jared Cooper

01:13:08We're here to propose your belongings

01:13:12No one is going to save you now

01:13:19What kind of an asshole throws his own mother to the dogs?

01:13:26Who will you pick?

01:13:29I...

01:13:35I brought you fried chicken?

01:13:36Fried chicken?

01:13:38Hey, not all girls like sushi and caviar

01:13:40Yeah, he's right

01:13:41I did live in Atlanta for three months

01:13:43Sucking up last minute

01:13:45At least I don't speak like an AI robot

01:13:48Hey, stop, stop

01:13:51Welcome back to The Bachelorette

01:13:53I mean, the three badasses who want me

01:13:57I mean, Angela Lockhart

01:14:00You know what I mean

01:14:02Today, our heiress Bachelorette will choose

01:14:05Which one of our three badasses will she marry?

01:14:09Will it be Shane, the doctor?

01:14:13Cole, the general?

01:14:15Or Devin, the CEO?

01:14:22Uh, looks like our Bachelorette may need to do a little more time to decide

01:14:27Oh, the suspense is killing me

01:14:30But when she does, she will take this eternal rose

01:14:33Made from glass imported from Venice

01:14:35And give it to our winner

01:14:38Angela

01:14:41Angela

01:14:42Oh, I...

01:14:46I need more time to think

01:14:51Uh, while our Bachelorette takes a little time to decide

01:14:55Why don't we check in with each of our candidates?

01:14:58Let's check in with each of our candidates

01:15:01Let's start with Cole

01:15:03Cole

01:15:07There's not much to say

01:15:09Who wouldn't want a five-star general

01:15:11Who has huge biceps

01:15:14A massive chest

01:15:16Who would protect their wife?

01:15:20Okay, thank you

01:15:23Uh, Shane

01:15:23Muscles

01:15:27Money

01:15:28They'll only get you so far

01:15:30But you need a well-balanced man like me

01:15:32That has more than one way to keep a lady happy

01:15:35If you know what I mean

01:15:39Okay, I think we do

01:15:41And Devin

01:15:44That was quite disgusting

01:15:48I just hope Angela's okay

01:15:51I know she's going under a lot of stress right now

01:15:53A lot of choices to make

01:15:55And she's my queen

01:15:57I just really hope she's okay

01:15:59And then one more thing

01:16:01What kind of a doctor

01:16:03Brings fried chicken to a girl?

01:16:06That's a good point

01:16:07Back for her heart

01:16:07And then you

01:16:10And then you

01:16:11What?

01:16:12You know what they say about military men

01:16:15They beat their wives

01:16:21Enough!

01:16:23Stand up!

01:16:24Hey, you guys

01:16:28Whoa!

01:16:29Break it up!

01:16:30Hey!

01:16:31Break it up!

01:16:37Cut to commercial!

01:16:39This is the hardest decision I've ever had to make in my entire life

01:16:59Who do I choose?

01:17:11Angela's marrying me!

01:17:12You're not stealing her from me

01:17:14Oh yeah?

01:17:15I may be a doctor

01:17:17But like I said

01:17:18I know and possess the deadliest poisons in the world

01:17:21What don't you have in that coat?

01:17:26Fruit flavored gum!

01:17:27I won't let you take Angela away from me

01:17:29I'll fight you to the death

01:17:31Don't forget about me

01:17:33It's time I reveal my true identity

01:17:39These stupid profile cards don't make any sense

01:17:42They do not help

01:17:44Who made these?

01:17:45It's time I reveal my true identity

01:18:09I'm actually a part of the X-Men

01:18:10And I have the power of telekinesis!

01:18:30We may have to work together to take him down

01:18:40This battle within our heads is the most intense I've ever experienced

01:18:47I may not be able to take them both down if they decide to team up

01:18:51Hmm

01:18:52Winterman or Coolman?

01:18:58You know

01:19:00I've always really liked our year

01:19:02Really?

01:19:03I'm actually pretty self-conscious about it

01:19:07So I appreciate that

01:19:10And you know Coolman

01:19:12I've always really like the way you talk

01:19:16Really?

01:19:16Yeah

01:19:20What do you got for me?

01:19:21I always really like the way you chew gum

01:19:25Yeah?

01:19:26Yeah

01:19:26It's fresh right?

01:19:27Yeah

01:19:27It's fresh

01:19:28You know

01:19:28Yeah

01:19:29Yeah

01:19:30Yeah

01:19:31You know

01:19:31You're actually a really good doctor

01:19:33Yeah

01:19:33I appreciate it

01:19:34I'll check you out

01:19:34If you need me to look at you

01:19:35I got you

01:19:36I'll take care

01:19:36Hey me too

01:19:37I'll take care

01:19:37Yeah of course

01:19:38Angela's been kidnapped

01:19:40Angela's been kidnapped

01:19:43It was Jared Cooper

01:19:45That fucker

01:19:46We have to find her

01:19:47What the hell?

01:19:47Her ring

01:19:49Her dad installed a GPS tracking mechanism on her ring just in case

01:19:52Well let's go then

01:19:53My own

01:19:54My fiance

01:19:55My fiance

01:20:02Jared

01:20:06What am I doing here?

01:20:07You destroyed me

01:20:12They took everything

01:20:15What?

01:20:15I have nothing left

01:20:18It's not my fault

01:20:19You're too greedy

01:20:21Is it greedy?

01:20:22To have sex with my wife?

01:20:25What?

01:20:26I'm not your wife anymore

01:20:27Oh yeah I know

01:20:28You wouldn't take me back now

01:20:29Not unless I get you pregnant with my child

01:20:31This is illegal

01:20:33You wouldn't want your child to be away from its father

01:20:36You won't have me arrested

01:20:38You will take me back

01:20:41What a bitch

01:20:44I'll set me down a little

01:20:45You will be begging me to fuck you soon

01:20:59Hey

01:21:01Ansible

01:21:02Come back

01:21:02We're too late

01:21:07I drugged her

01:21:08She'll be dead soon

01:21:09Unless

01:21:09Yeah

01:21:10Have you forgotten who I am?

01:21:13He really does have everything in us, Coach

01:21:15Everything except for fruit

01:21:16Yeah except for fruit flavor gum

01:21:17We get it already

01:21:18Just save my boss

01:21:21Here we go

01:21:22You're all good now

01:21:29Thank god

01:21:31But what do we do with that piece of shit?

01:21:33What?

01:21:34What are you gonna do to me?

01:21:36Hey stop

01:21:36No

01:21:37Don't

01:21:37Enjoy your erectile dysfunction forever

01:21:47Why'd we didn't actually have that fight?

01:21:49Turns out he's the most dangerous of them all

01:21:52So who did you pick, sweetheart?

01:21:59You've invited the most important figures of the world to your wedding

01:22:03The Prince of Bhutan

01:22:05And remember

01:22:06We will kill ourselves if you don't choose

01:22:13Welcome back to the finale of

01:22:15The Three Badasses Who Want Me

01:22:17We're down to the wire

01:22:19Literally

01:22:19The wedding day

01:22:21But who's the groom?

01:22:22Uh, seems our era still hasn't decided

01:22:31Any input from the parents?

01:22:35Maybe that will help sway our bachelorette's choice?

01:22:49Oh this is exciting

01:22:54Who should my daughter pick?

01:22:57I, I, I, I...

01:22:58Let me think

01:23:02I like the Doctor

01:23:03He is cute

01:23:06But, but the general looks like a strong fellow

01:23:11And we can't forget about Devin Sterling

01:23:13The one who's loved her the longest

01:23:14Isn't that right, Devin?

01:23:16Angela

01:23:17you are all three very fine gentlemen and I'm really grateful for all of your

01:23:32love but this was a really hard decision and I decided to devise one last

01:23:40challenge and I decided to devise one last challenge I'm just kidding I'm just as

01:23:51sick of this as you guys are each of our candidates have saved our main character

01:24:00I mean bachelorette once they've all proven their undying love so who gets to

01:24:07unlock Angela Lockhart's heart literally could it be the sexy and protective

01:24:15general with a temper mr. Cole Eisenhower or the fun wicked-minded but kind of

01:24:28weird dr. Shane Wilson and last but not least could it be the richest man of

01:24:37them all the man Angela would have married a long time ago mr. Devin

01:24:41Sterling

01:24:44gentlemen it's been a pleasure getting to know you as made the best man when may

01:24:53the best man win drumroll please

01:24:58he's got to make you understand

01:25:05I'm gonna give you up

01:25:07never gonna let you down

01:25:10never gonna run around and desert you

01:25:14I choose.

01:25:29I need a powerful, strong man, and I really feel like you can protect me.

01:25:35Who could resist those guns?

01:25:39Could I interest you in an NFD, Ellen?

01:25:41Would you like a full-body check-up?

01:25:43Would you like a full-body check-up?

01:25:57Shane, it's you. I'm lovesick for you.

01:26:00You like that minty flavor, don't you?

01:26:02Yeah.

01:26:05It's that tongue action, ladies and gents.

01:26:08Ellen, be my new queen.

01:26:10Think of what we could build together.

01:26:11It's like a ghost, babe.

01:26:24It's always been you.

01:26:26I'll always love you.

01:26:38Let's give it up for those nine inches, everybody.

01:26:40What the hell is that one?

01:26:42Would you like a full-body check-up?

01:26:44Have you seen my murder in my purse?

01:26:45I need fruit-flavored gum for you.

01:26:47You doing so much?

01:26:47I don't think I'm forgiven.

01:27:11I'll be fine.

01:27:12Bye.

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