- 2 months ago
Discover captivating short Chinese dramas filled with emotion, love, and twists—new uploads every day.
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29He's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Oh, wait.
00:01:00What are you doing?
00:01:01That is an original.
00:01:02I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:05Oh, fine.
00:01:06I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:09I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:12You're treating me like shit.
00:01:15That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:16You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:19We signed a contract.
00:01:20For an arranged marriage.
00:01:21Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:25You are such a simpleton.
00:01:27Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:31Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:32I tried to get along with you.
00:01:33You brought this on to yourself.
00:01:34I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:35Right back at you.
00:01:36I fucking hate you.
00:01:37I fucking hate you.
00:01:38I fucking hate you more.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more!
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:10To be fair, when we thought I was legal, we'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh!
00:02:40Okay. Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:43Hey, Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, Jane.
00:02:51Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:52You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:09I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah?
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:37All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:40And don't be late.
00:03:41Don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:04:02Yeah.
00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:08You need to settle down and find yourself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:35I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:38Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool.
00:04:43Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:52Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:58Uh, I've got tickets to the premiere-
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were ya?
00:05:10Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Now it's too late he's back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:23Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:36You have potential, okay?
00:05:37But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:39Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:05:41Cause so far...
00:05:43I ain't seen the ante from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:55But...
00:05:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:06:10So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:21Oh my God.
00:06:22There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:28And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're gonna get through this.
00:06:39Together.
00:06:41Oh, yeah.
00:06:55Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:57Did you have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This...
00:07:09No, no.
00:07:10Forget about it.
00:07:11I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:13The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:15I have a savings.
00:07:17For my doggy daycare.
00:07:19My dream, but...
00:07:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:24And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:07:27Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After our parents passed,
00:07:31I would do anything for her.
00:07:34Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:42Come back tonight.
00:07:44And, uh...
00:07:46Make something nice.
00:07:49Come on.
00:07:50Okay.
00:07:51Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:06Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:14Yes, of course.
00:08:15Everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well...
00:08:19Amelia, meet.
00:08:20Dr. Angelo, my son.
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:30Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:34Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:45I'm really happy.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:56Do you want to do me a favor?
00:08:57What, exactly?
00:09:10How does it look?
00:09:12Not half bad.
00:09:14I mean, it's fine.
00:09:16Whatever.
00:09:20Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:24I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:27You have to do what I say.
00:09:29You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:31Just a few more pictures.
00:09:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:35I don't need Tinder.
00:09:37I'm an underwear model.
00:09:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:47Pour me another.
00:09:49I told you, I'm...
00:09:53Fine.
00:09:56See?
00:10:00Dog walker.
00:10:02That wasn't so hard.
00:10:05What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking Prada!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:15You crazy bitch!
00:10:16Amelia!
00:10:18Amelia!
00:10:19Whoa!
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:22I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:10:27I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no, please.
00:10:29I apologize.
00:10:31My son, he's just immature.
00:10:33All right?
00:10:34And that's why I invited you.
00:10:36Poor Florida.
00:10:37Please.
00:10:38All right?
00:10:39Just have a seat.
00:10:40All right?
00:10:41And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:45So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:51Hmm.
00:10:52Yeah.
00:10:53And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01I want the business.
00:11:03Ah.
00:11:04I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:16You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?!
00:11:22Romulus, what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Oh, Angelo, look.
00:11:35You have to grow up before you can run out business.
00:11:38And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:41We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:46See?
00:11:47There's something in common already.
00:11:49Look, you know,
00:11:50My wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:53Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:12:01I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:04But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:13Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:24What's it going to be?
00:12:25What's it going to be?
00:12:26What's it going to be?
00:12:30Fine.
00:12:31I'll do it.
00:12:32For Betsy.
00:12:34Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:49If you're not going to agree to marry her, then you're going to lose the business.
00:12:55And you're also going to lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it.
00:13:03Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:12Son, we're going to need some champagne.
00:13:15You're in my mind.
00:13:17Try and make yourself look decent.
00:13:21You will be engaged for a period of 30 days, followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:27And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:31I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:13:34Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49I hope we agreed.
00:13:52Sure.
00:13:54Sign in.
00:14:12Salute to the new couple.
00:14:14To the new couple.
00:14:24So, your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine. Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:31Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:42So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:45It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:48Ugh.
00:14:49Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was this? Put it in the trash.
00:15:02This isn't trash. These are my sisters. She's an artist.
00:15:18So put them in your room. I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:22Oh, I'm sorry. Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:24That's man-thong. It's trademarked.
00:15:31Look, I gotta go meet somebody. If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, we'll throw it all in the fireplace.
00:15:37It's electric.
00:15:43Oh, by the way, this is gonna work. You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:48Gee, thanks.
00:15:52Welcome.
00:16:00You're getting married?
00:16:02Shh, Betsy. Don't tell the whole world.
00:16:05Sorry, Amelia. It's just...
00:16:08It's not like you.
00:16:10You're saying we're...reserved.
00:16:13Safe.
00:16:15Like I always taught you.
00:16:16Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:22And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:27So I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:29Michelangelo?
00:16:31The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:33No.
00:16:35Michelangelo...Dino Villano? Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:39Michelangelo? Dino Villano?!
00:16:41Shh!
00:16:43Michelangelo?
00:16:45Michelangelo?
00:16:47Michelangelo?
00:16:48Michelangelo?
00:16:49You start a hundred cancelled Bravo shows?
00:16:50How did you even meet?
00:16:52His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:55It's...been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:59He's so...toxic.
00:17:00Toxic.
00:17:02Speak of the devil.
00:17:05Oh, yeah.
00:17:07You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:10This is a doctor's office.
00:17:13Amelia.
00:17:16Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:18Doctor's ready.
00:17:20We'll talk about this later.
00:17:30You ready to get wet, baby?
00:17:46We're already wet.
00:18:00Where did that come from?
00:18:30Nice place.
00:18:32I love the artwork.
00:18:34Thanks. Finally.
00:18:36Ooh, good taste.
00:18:40Oh, I'm good.
00:18:41We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:43More for me.
00:18:48You know, if you like it down here,
00:18:51you should see the bedroom.
00:18:53Ooh.
00:19:00Who are you?
00:19:05Who are you?
00:19:07Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:12Amelia.
00:19:13Whatever.
00:19:14Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:16I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:18This is my house?
00:19:20We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:23Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:25You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:28What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:30He's jealous.
00:19:32Jealous?
00:19:33I'm not jealous!
00:19:36Sweet dreams!
00:19:44I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:46How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:49Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:58See you later.
00:20:11And, um...
00:20:13Don't worry about last night.
00:20:15Sorry.
00:20:16I had one too many to drink.
00:20:18It won't happen again.
00:20:19You better not.
00:20:20How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:34Not now.
00:20:35My head's killing me.
00:20:36We need to talk about last night.
00:20:38No.
00:20:39What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:41I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:45Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:47But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:50And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:53Fine.
00:20:54I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:20:55Just give me my phone.
00:20:56My sister needs this money.
00:21:01My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:21:05And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:21:11Then neither of us get what we want.
00:21:16Then the contract is violated.
00:21:17Then neither of us get what we want.
00:21:19Ya no shit.
00:21:20I'm serious.
00:21:21Get what we want.
00:21:22Ya no shit.
00:21:23I'm serious.
00:21:25Don't screw this up.
00:21:28Don't screw this up.
00:21:30I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:33I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:36I know what I'm doing.
00:21:37Dog walker.
00:21:38I know what I'm doing.
00:21:40Dog walker.
00:21:41And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:44And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:47Whenever I want.
00:21:48Wherever I want.
00:21:50Fine!
00:21:51Do whatever you want!
00:21:53I'm sorry, it's a bit harsh, I'm sorry, it's a bit harsh, I'm just really, really, I'm
00:22:07over, I'm over, that could have gone better, that could have gone better.
00:22:23Hey, baby, hey, baby, you know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia, you're rich, you
00:22:33don't have to keep working, Amelia, you're rich now.
00:22:37I know, I like it, I know, I like it.
00:22:41Ah, that's good to hear.
00:22:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son, rubs off on my son.
00:22:49Tell me, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:53How are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:56Oh, fine, yeah, we're, oh, fine, yeah, we're still getting to know each other.
00:23:05All right, well, give him time.
00:23:06We're still getting to know each other.
00:23:08All right, well, give him time, all right?
00:23:10Oh, and listen, he is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:23:15Look, I, I promise.
00:23:17I wouldn't be so sure.
00:23:18Yeah, you're right.
00:23:20Well, we'll see you later.
00:23:22Yeah.
00:23:22All right, come on, Gucci.
00:23:24Come on.
00:23:25Bye, Gucci.
00:23:29Hey, Amelia.
00:23:30Hey, Jake.
00:23:32Gucci, no!
00:23:33Royce!
00:23:36Say, bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:23:40It's to see you up close for once.
00:23:42Yeah, same here.
00:23:43Sorry, Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:23:54His whole family, actually.
00:23:57All these rich people are nuts.
00:23:59I should make a reality show.
00:24:00We're all dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:24:03Do you want to walk together?
00:24:07Let these two get to know each other?
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10I'd like that.
00:24:16So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:24:19A couple months.
00:24:20I like it.
00:24:22I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:24:24Barista.
00:24:25Uber driver.
00:24:27Delivery guy.
00:24:29Movie extra?
00:24:30You were in a movie.
00:24:32Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:24:33I was trying to impress you.
00:24:34How about you?
00:24:37How long have you been doing this?
00:24:39I don't know.
00:24:39My whole life, I guess.
00:24:41It started as a summer job,
00:24:43and then I turned it into my own business.
00:24:45I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:24:48Wow.
00:24:49I guess you really like dogs.
00:24:51Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:24:56If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:24:59My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:25:02Do you want to go?
00:25:04I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:25:08You did?
00:25:11Yeah.
00:25:12I still do.
00:25:16He's cute.
00:25:18I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:25:21Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:25:27I'd love to go to the concert.
00:25:30Hell yeah.
00:25:32I mean, uh, regular.
00:25:34Yeah.
00:25:34I know it's risky,
00:25:38but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:25:41I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:25:45Hey, what's your ring?
00:25:48Um, it's just a class ring.
00:25:51From high school.
00:25:53Looks pretty big.
00:25:55It was a big school.
00:25:57Public schools.
00:25:58Am I right?
00:25:59I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Engaged?
00:26:09No, are you kidding?
00:26:10I'm 24.
00:26:12I'm practically still a baby.
00:26:13I mean, I should be wearing diapers,
00:26:15crawling around, drooling.
00:26:17Nope.
00:26:18Single and ready to mingle.
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:21Royce pooped.
00:26:26You should pick it up.
00:26:27Where?
00:26:27I don't see it.
00:26:28Just over there.
00:26:32Come on.
00:26:32Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:26:39Of course.
00:26:40It's an office.
00:26:41You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:26:44You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:26:48Very funny.
00:26:50You know I'm retiring next year.
00:26:51Yes, I know.
00:26:52Yeah.
00:26:52That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:26:55So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands,
00:26:57and we got a lot to do.
00:26:59Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:27:00Fuck no.
00:27:02Come on, Dad.
00:27:11Wow!
00:27:15Oh my goodness.
00:27:16Are you okay?
00:27:17Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:27:25You're engaged, remember?
00:27:28And this is our new palette.
00:27:31It's Matt's collection.
00:27:33He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:27:37But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.
00:27:42What, Dad?
00:27:52What a day, Dad.
00:27:53It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:27:55Look at you.
00:27:55You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:28:00Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:28:02Hard work does pay off.
00:28:04Let me just look at Amelia.
00:28:06What about her?
00:28:07She comes from nothing, son.
00:28:09Nobody taught her how to run a business, but she just worked hard, and now, well, now she
00:28:14earns money doing what she loves.
00:28:16I guess that's impressive.
00:28:18Yeah, see.
00:28:18See, it is.
00:28:19I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:28:23I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:28:24Break's over.
00:28:47Well, not too bad, huh?
00:28:49One day down.
00:28:51Forty more years to go.
00:28:52Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise
00:29:01you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:29:08You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:29:16Tonight?
00:29:17Shit.
00:29:18When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:29:20I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:29:22The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:29:24Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:29:26Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdea family.
00:29:32Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:29:34I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:29:36What's the matter?
00:29:38You're getting along, aren't you?
00:29:40Yeah, yeah.
00:29:41Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:29:44All right, so it's all settled.
00:29:46I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight in the limo and don't be late.
00:29:50Why, Dad?
00:30:05So, remind me.
00:30:07Why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:30:10Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:30:15And?
00:30:17And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:30:20But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:30:26You better not let that hair down.
00:30:28Sorry, just an expression.
00:30:29How's it going in there?
00:30:38I'm coming out.
00:30:48Is that bad?
00:30:51I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:30:56Buy that dress.
00:30:57ASAP.
00:30:59Leave me alone, party boy.
00:31:04I've got my own function tonight.
00:31:05I've got my own function tonight.
00:31:29What are you looking at?
00:31:42You're spilling all over yourself.
00:31:44Thanks.
00:31:45Um, I...
00:31:47Did you forget my name?
00:31:49No, it's just, uh, something different.
00:31:54Did you change your hair?
00:31:55Why do you care?
00:31:57The man whore house is yours tonight.
00:31:58I'm going out.
00:31:59I just forgot my charger.
00:32:01Awesome.
00:32:01Thanks.
00:32:04I'm taking this.
00:32:05Wait, I've been calling you.
00:32:07We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:32:09I told you.
00:32:10I'm busy.
00:32:11Hold on.
00:32:14Amelia!
00:32:15Amelia!
00:32:15All right.
00:32:23Hey, look who's right on time.
00:32:25Nice.
00:32:27Where's Amelia?
00:32:29She's sick.
00:32:31She can't make it.
00:32:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:32:33If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:32:37Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:32:38Give her some nice soup.
00:32:41I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:32:43Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:32:46Poor thing.
00:32:48Okay, Dad.
00:32:49See you in the office.
00:32:56Stupid dog walker?
00:32:57Tricking me with her makeover.
00:32:59I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:33:03Hey, it's Michael Laine with Dean Levino.
00:33:11Do you still track people?
00:33:27Wow.
00:33:28Amelia.
00:33:29Hi.
00:33:30You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:33:37Sorry.
00:33:37I don't come to concerts often.
00:33:39I kind of panicked.
00:33:41No worries.
00:33:41I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:33:44Yeah.
00:33:45But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:33:48Talk to the bartender.
00:33:49Wow.
00:33:50The epic treatment.
00:33:51You look like it.
00:33:53Thanks, Jamie.
00:33:56Hey, lover boy.
00:33:57We're on.
00:33:58Gotta go.
00:34:01Find me in the green room after.
00:34:03Hope you like it.
00:34:05Break a leg.
00:34:06Love you, baby.
00:34:06Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:34:28Before I do, you know what I want, babe.
00:34:34You know what I want, babe.
00:34:35You know what I want, babe.
00:34:36You know what I want, babe.
00:34:36You know what I want, babe.
00:34:37Good.
00:34:38Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:34:40Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:34:43One more, please.
00:34:44One more, please.
00:34:48But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:34:51Okay.
00:34:51Jake, you guys are great.
00:35:01You really think so?
00:35:03I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:35:06The who?
00:35:06You don't know the strokes.
00:35:12Are they older?
00:35:13I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:35:17It's all right.
00:35:18Lots of stuff to energy you to.
00:35:21You want some of them to drink?
00:35:22Yeah.
00:35:24So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:35:34Since I was 13.
00:35:35Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:35:39going someplace.
00:35:40That's awesome.
00:35:42And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:35:47You're going to quit dog walking?
00:35:49I thought you liked it.
00:35:50I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:35:55I don't even like dogs that much.
00:35:57I'm more of a cat person.
00:35:59A cat person?
00:36:03Who doesn't like dogs?
00:36:05Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:36:07I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:36:10I just want to relax.
00:36:12Have a good time.
00:36:14I'm beautiful, you know that?
00:36:18I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:36:20No, I'm not sure.
00:36:22We have nothing in common.
00:36:23Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:36:29The heck.
00:36:30I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:36:32Michelangelo had his fun.
00:36:33Now I can have mine.
00:36:34Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:36:52What's going on?
00:36:53That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:36:57He's not.
00:36:58You coming with me, dog walker?
00:37:00Don't make me get the leash.
00:37:01What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:37:03Back off, dude.
00:37:05Back off.
00:37:06Grubby little hipster.
00:37:07She's my fiancée.
00:37:09So that was an engagement ring?
00:37:11Jake, I can explain.
00:37:14Let's go.
00:37:15I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:37:18I'm not, Jake.
00:37:24This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:37:27And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:37:37I can't believe you did that.
00:37:39After your high and mighty speech?
00:37:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:37:41Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:37:44Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:37:47I'm not following you around.
00:37:49You know what?
00:37:49I get it.
00:37:50You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:37:53Oh, me jealous?
00:37:56Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:37:58Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:38:01I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:38:03I have a name.
00:38:05Wait, what are you doing?
00:38:07That is an original.
00:38:08I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:38:10Oh, fine.
00:38:11I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:38:15I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:38:17You're treating me like shit.
00:38:19That's from the Renaissance.
00:38:22You are history's worst nightmare.
00:38:23I tried to make this work with you.
00:38:25We signed a contract.
00:38:26For an arranged marriage.
00:38:28Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:38:31You are such a simpleton.
00:38:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:37Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:38:40I tried to get along with you.
00:38:41You brought this on to yourself.
00:38:42I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:38:44Right back at you.
00:38:46I fucking hate you.
00:38:48I fucking hate you more.
00:39:10I wish I didn't get it, but what does she want to say?
00:39:15You want to say.
00:39:39I wish I didn't get it, but what does she want to say?
00:39:40where am i who's spooning me
00:39:56is that jake how drunk was i
00:40:01michelangelo dog walker
00:40:08oh i forgot we did that last night
00:40:13must have been all those free beers
00:40:16we don't have to talk about this we had too many drinks
00:40:22just forget it ever happened if that's what you want
00:40:26definitely
00:40:29um i have to go to work
00:40:32i should get up too
00:40:35oh my head
00:40:37there's pedialine in the fridge
00:40:39thanks for coming today sis
00:40:42of course
00:40:43my doctor did say i needed
00:40:46lots of exercise
00:40:48well you look great
00:40:49thanks
00:40:51i don't feel great
00:40:53the treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:40:56you on the other hand
00:40:59are glowing today
00:41:01what's going on
00:41:03so michelangelo and i had sex last night
00:41:08wait
00:41:09for the first time
00:41:12yeah
00:41:13we're taking it slow
00:41:15michelangelo
00:41:17the male gigolo
00:41:19is taking it slow
00:41:20maybe i did misjudge him
00:41:24and
00:41:26how was it
00:41:28well
00:41:29really bad
00:41:31right
00:41:31i knew it
00:41:32actually
00:41:33it was the best sex i ever had
00:41:36well that explains the glow
00:41:39i am happy for you sis
00:41:43physical chemistry is important
00:41:46that's actually what i wanted to talk to you about
00:41:49i don't get it
00:41:51he and i are nothing alike
00:41:53and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons
00:41:54i feel like
00:41:55like an arcade game
00:41:56and he just keeps getting the high score
00:41:57again and again
00:41:59and
00:41:59you get the picture
00:42:01hey
00:42:03opposites attract
00:42:06i mean
00:42:07that's why you guys love each other so much
00:42:10because you're so different
00:42:12something like that
00:42:14here comes
00:42:24right on the schedule
00:42:25dog walker's in love with me
00:42:27i'll have to let her down easy
00:42:30weird
00:42:31i haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:42:33what was that about
00:42:44must be the hangover
00:42:46hey i'd like to hang out tonight
00:42:56maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:42:58hey unfortunately something came up
00:43:13i can't make it tonight
00:43:15why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker
00:43:20and why hasn't she
00:43:22texted me yet
00:43:23we should talk about us
00:43:37we should talk about us
00:43:51i'm not very good with words
00:43:56me neither
00:43:56but
00:43:57last night i
00:43:59you don't have to say anything
00:43:59we both know it was a mistake
00:44:01and we can just go back to hating each other
00:44:04like nothing ever happened
00:44:06i don't think you understand
00:44:07i don't think you understand if you just listen to me for a second
00:44:09look you don't have to worry about me catching feelings
00:44:11i'm a big girl
00:44:12i've had a one night stand before
00:44:14i've never been with someone like you before
00:44:17okay i get it
00:44:19i'm not one of your
00:44:20your models or your
00:44:22your d-list actresses
00:44:23you don't have to give me some
00:44:25big speech about letting me down easily
00:44:27i know that if you would take back last night
00:44:30that you would
00:44:30frankly so would i
00:44:32i mean you're driving me nuts
00:44:33you don't understand
00:44:34let's
00:44:34let's get some takeout
00:44:36and figure this thing out
00:44:37i don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me
00:44:41wait
00:44:42did you just call me amelia
00:44:44what happened to dog walker
00:44:49i have a confession to make
00:44:52last night
00:44:55i don't know how
00:44:57i don't know why
00:44:58that was the best sex i've ever had in my life
00:45:03really
00:45:05do i look like i'm lying
00:45:07i'm not a good actor
00:45:08i could even do reality tv
00:45:11but
00:45:12there is
00:45:14a fire
00:45:15between us amelia
00:45:16some kind of crazy
00:45:17cosmic chemistry
00:45:19you sound like you're
00:45:22reading a horoscope
00:45:23amelia
00:45:24please
00:45:26i know you felt it too
00:45:29amelia
00:45:35please
00:45:35don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:45:38i felt it too
00:45:39i felt it too
00:45:41so why are we fighting it
00:45:46i've been thinking about you all day
00:45:49me too
00:45:51i'm sorry
00:46:02you aí
00:46:03me
00:46:03about me
00:46:04in a amelia
00:46:04cool
00:46:05and
00:46:06yeah
00:46:06i'm now
00:46:06i'm so
00:46:09f
00:46:09i'm
00:46:10sounds a Buck
00:46:10so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball
00:46:31shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:46:35no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht if you think that's funny just wait till the next
00:46:42episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:46:46you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:46:56thanks you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:47:06i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together
00:47:16together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:47:20oh gucci what's the rush
00:47:36oh hey royce jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:47:52i should have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into
00:48:00this is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just
00:48:06dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman he saw
00:48:13us together and he got jealous and i don't blame him oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo
00:48:21dina volino i didn't mean a pride just wanted to make sure everything's okay i'm here if you need
00:48:28to talk thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:48:36well we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:48:42come on gucci let's go
00:48:45cats are awesome
00:48:50that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:48:59you think so oh maybe i'm finally starting to hang in the ceo thing oh yeah yeah now listen
00:49:06i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother for me gucci sure
00:49:12but i mean you know dogs are more amelia specialty yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her
00:49:19for a romantic date at the dog park at the dog park mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set now
00:49:26go get her lover boy
00:49:29so you just throw it and he brings it back you've never played fetch before
00:49:44it's my dad's dog not mine let me try that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with
00:49:54your dainty hands do you ever get tired of the dog stuff no i like my work what's the point of
00:50:06working if you never get a chance to have fun you're right i should work less if nothing else
00:50:14you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:50:17fetch gucci
00:50:21i've got a big surprise a surprise just wait and see
00:50:31what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:50:38but gucci it's your favorite prosciutto
00:50:44you know that's awful for dogs right i thought you were off the clock today besides a special occasion
00:50:51i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into it
00:51:01i thought you were off the clock today besides a special occasion
00:51:06i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour little chianti into it
00:51:09I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:51:14I'm kidding.
00:51:16This is for us.
00:51:17Why don't you get us a course grill?
00:51:19What else is in the bag?
00:51:20Just some imported Italian ingredients so I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:51:25You can cook?
00:51:39That was so good.
00:51:42I feel like I just went to Italy even though I've never been.
00:51:46How did you do this? I can't cook at all.
00:51:49Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:51:52Did you learn in culinary school?
00:51:54No. My mom taught me.
00:51:56Tell me about her.
00:51:58I've never told a girl about my mom.
00:52:02Sorry. I don't mean to pray.
00:52:05She passed away when I was 11. Breast cancer.
00:52:10But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:52:13She grew up in a little village in Tuscany and she taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:52:19We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.
00:52:25I still have all of her recipes here. Handwritten in Italian.
00:52:31That's really special.
00:52:35I miss her.
00:52:37This might sound corny but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:52:42It's not corny.
00:52:44But I didn't know you were such a softy.
00:52:47Just don't tell TMZ.
00:52:50What about your parents?
00:52:52My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.
00:52:56It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:52:59I'm sorry.
00:53:01I just really hope these treatments work.
00:53:05I don't want to lose her too.
00:53:09I'm sorry.
00:53:10Your story made me emotional.
00:53:11I'm gonna go do the dishes.
00:53:13I'll help you.
00:53:14No. No, it's fine.
00:53:15I like doing the dishes.
00:53:17It relaxes me.
00:53:18Good.
00:53:19Because I hate them.
00:53:20Well then I guess we make a good team.
00:53:27Is it just the wine?
00:53:29Or am I really falling for him?
00:53:31Her.
00:53:32You don't want espresso.
00:53:33It's not my fault.
00:53:34Hey.
00:53:35Hey.
00:53:36Do you want an espresso?
00:53:37I just figured out how to make the machine work.
00:53:39No, thank you.
00:53:40Me and Dad have a morning meeting.
00:53:41I'm kind of in a rush.
00:53:42Okay.
00:53:43Well, don't forget Gucci.
00:53:44How could I?
00:53:45Ready, bro?
00:53:46Well, let me fix your tie.
00:53:47What do you know about ties?
00:53:48You wear t-shirts to work.
00:53:49And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.
00:53:50Touche.
00:53:51There you go.
00:53:52Okay.
00:53:53Bye.
00:53:54Bye.
00:53:55Bye.
00:53:56Bye.
00:53:57Bye.
00:53:58Bye.
00:53:59Bye.
00:54:00Bye.
00:54:01Bye.
00:54:02Bye.
00:54:03Bye.
00:54:04Bye.
00:54:05Bye.
00:54:06Bye.
00:54:07Bye.
00:54:08Bye.
00:54:09Bye.
00:54:10Bye.
00:54:11Bye.
00:54:12Bye.
00:54:13Bye.
00:54:14Bye.
00:54:15Bye.
00:54:16Bye.
00:54:19Love you.
00:54:20Love you too.
00:54:30Sorry.
00:54:31It's reflex.
00:54:32I didn't mean to say that.
00:54:33Me neither.
00:54:34Too soon.
00:54:37Talk about it later?
00:54:38Yeah.
00:54:40Okay.
00:54:41Okay.
00:54:42Ugh, could that have been any more awkward?
00:54:45And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:54:52Look who's here.
00:54:54Hey, my little guy.
00:54:56Hey, little Gucci.
00:54:58Look at this right here.
00:54:59Huh?
00:55:00Let's try one.
00:55:01Oh, yeah.
00:55:02Now, here's mine.
00:55:03Right?
00:55:04Just like that.
00:55:05Huh?
00:55:06Yeah.
00:55:07Even got one for Big Brother.
00:55:08Right there.
00:55:09Here you go.
00:55:10Come to Papa.
00:55:11Yeah.
00:55:12That's my boy.
00:55:13All right.
00:55:14All right.
00:55:15All right.
00:55:16All right.
00:55:17All right.
00:55:18So, we got to talk about this, uh, this wedding, right?
00:55:21This is two weeks off.
00:55:22Hollywood Bowl.
00:55:23They're waiting for an answer.
00:55:24And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.
00:55:25He says that the band is free.
00:55:26You like Coldplay, right?
00:55:27Dad, we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:55:28Oh.
00:55:29Well, all right.
00:55:30Then we'll book, uh, the Magic Castle.
00:55:31How about that?
00:55:32Not too big.
00:55:33Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:55:34Dad, let's just pump the brakes.
00:55:35We cannot plan a wedding like this.
00:55:37What?
00:55:38Is something wrong with Amelia?
00:55:39No.
00:55:40Everything's great.
00:55:41It's better than great, honestly.
00:55:42But we cannot have a big flashy wedding.
00:55:45That's our thing.
00:55:46That's not Amelia's thing.
00:55:47I think it'd make it her uncomfortable.
00:55:50Come on, I mean, don't you?
00:55:51I mean, I don't need to get to do this.
00:55:52Make it a good night.
00:55:53All right, I think, I don't want this.
00:55:54All right.
00:55:55Think you're the magic castle.
00:55:56You're the magic castle.
00:55:57You're the magic castle.
00:55:58How about that?
00:55:59Not too big.
00:56:00Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:56:01Yeah.
00:56:02Let's just pump the brakes.
00:56:04Let's just pump the brakes.
00:56:05make her uncomfortable. Wow, I never thought of that. You know, you have a very good point there.
00:56:15I'm very impressed. You've never acted like this with any other woman. I can't say I've ever felt
00:56:22like this with another girl. Sounds like you might be falling in love. Love? Yeah, I don't know.
00:56:32He's cute. All right, all right. Change of deal. Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl, all right?
00:56:40And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair, a wedding with Coldplay.
00:56:46No Coldplay, Dad. No Coldplay.
00:56:49So it's about my cancer treatment. It's not working. I know it. I talked to my doctors yesterday
00:57:04and I'm cured. What? You're cured? Congratulations. Thank you. I wasn't expecting it. I didn't think I
00:57:17would be cured in only two sessions. It only took two sessions? I almost had enough in my savings to
00:57:24cover that. Maybe I didn't need the Dinovolino's money. What's wrong, sis? We should be celebrating.
00:57:32I brought Prosecco. No, yeah. No, I'm good. Yeah. Amelia, I'm your sister. You can tell me anything.
00:57:44Is it Michelangelo? Is everything okay? If that punk pretty boy hurts you, I will take that man thong and
00:57:51give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two. It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.
00:58:00It's me. I have to tell you something.
00:58:08I cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage. What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:58:16It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments. And you know that I would do anything
00:58:19for you. Actually, he's not that bad. I kind of like him.
00:58:28Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome. We need to get you out of there.
00:58:33Betsy, I have real feelings for him. But what about the tabloid stories?
00:58:42You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World. They banned him for life. You'll never go to Epcot.
00:58:50He's not actually like the stories. Or at least not to me.
00:58:55He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.
00:59:00If you marry Michelangelo, he will make your life a living hell.
00:59:05What if you do? What if you meet him? Yeah, meet him. Maybe he'll change your mind. Maybe,
00:59:12maybe you'll actually like him. Don't count on it. Please, me, just give him a chance.
00:59:20Fine. Only one. Yes.
00:59:26You won't regret it. I'm gonna go get the Prosecco.
00:59:31You better bring the whole bottle.
00:59:35Thank you for making dinner. Of course. I'm glad she's cancer-free. We need to celebrate.
00:59:44Michelangelo, you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?
00:59:50You mean besides me? I'm serious. It's really important to me that you two get along.
00:59:55Have a glass of wine. Tonight's gonna be great.
01:00:05It's enormous. Why would anybody need so much room?
01:00:16It's nice to see you too, sis.
01:00:21Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
01:00:26So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.
01:00:32Uh, how about we start off with a glass of champagne?
01:00:3796 Dom Perignon? Amelia said that's the year that you were born.
01:00:40Yeah, I'm sorry. I can't drink that fancy stuff. It's worth more than my car.
01:00:46Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
01:00:51$8.99 at Ralph's. It's delicious.
01:00:55This was made in France.
01:00:57Sorry. Can't touch that stuff.
01:01:00So, who wants a drink?
01:01:09Okay.
01:01:10You've hardly touched your food.
01:01:26It's a little too rich for me.
01:01:30Mine tastes great.
01:01:33So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up.
01:01:40You don't mind, do you?
01:01:43Fire away.
01:01:45So, I know you two have been having your... fun.
01:01:50Um, but what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:01:55I don't think it's going to.
01:01:57That's cute and all, but what about her career? Are you gonna support her? Or kids, what's your stance on that? Or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:02:11Betsy!
01:02:11Look, I know I have a past, but I'm committed to it. We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything.
01:02:21See, Michelangelo, that's my point. You two are getting married and you barely know each other.
01:02:27We know enough.
01:02:28Easy Betsy.
01:02:31I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon. And if you really cared about Emilia, you would give her the time.
01:02:38And what makes you such an expert? I don't see a ring on your finger.
01:02:43Michelangelo!
01:02:43You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now. It's no wonder Emilia was so uptight when I met her. She gets it from you.
01:02:51Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Emilia?
01:02:53You started it.
01:03:00Why don't we all just calm down? Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.
01:03:05No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.
01:03:09That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:03:11She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.
01:03:13You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.
01:03:15And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.
01:03:18You know what? You can't talk to Betsy like that. That's my sister. She just survived cancer.
01:03:26That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.
01:03:29This is my house, too, and she can say whatever she wants.
01:03:32Not to me!
01:03:33You know, maybe she should be concerned. I don't like this side of you.
01:03:36See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other, but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.
01:03:41You told her?
01:03:42She's my sister.
01:03:44I don't care. That violates our agreement.
01:03:46Oh, is that all I am to you? A contractual agreement? Some kind of obligation?
01:03:50It's not what I meant. It came out wrong, Amelia. I love you.
01:03:56You love me? Don't listen to him. He doesn't even know what that means.
01:03:59Shut the fuck up!
01:04:02You know what? Maybe she was right. I shouldn't have signed that contract. It's over.
01:04:06We need to get out of here. I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix to know
01:04:17what happens when you tell rich people secrets.
01:04:23Amelia, I know this is hard to hear, but you did the right thing. You could do so much better than him.
01:04:32Yeah. But he isn't a monster. I shouldn't have said that.
01:04:37We can talk about it on the road. Get packing, and if we leave now, we can get to Mexico by dawn.
01:04:44Lay low for a bit.
01:04:45Mexico?
01:04:46Or Canada. Whatever. It's that or stay here and get sued by the Dino Levinos. Or worse.
01:04:53I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us. I mean, I only told you about the contract. It's not like I told the media.
01:05:02You don't know that. We're liabilities. Loose ends. You should listen to more True Kind Podcast.
01:05:13Get rid of that thing. They could be tracking us right now.
01:05:18Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the Echoplex the other day.
01:05:22See? He could have a sniper on us.
01:05:30It's Romulus. Hey, Romulus.
01:05:34What? What do you mean Gucci's missing?
01:05:36You came.
01:05:52Against my better judgment.
01:05:54I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.
01:05:56I've just been busy, but it's over with now.
01:06:02You should punish me for straying.
01:06:05You make me sick.
01:06:08I make me sick.
01:06:10Nice underwear.
01:06:22It's a great craftsmanship.
01:06:23Okay, let's get this over with.
01:06:34Is that all you have to say?
01:06:36Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:06:38I'm sorry, Chantel.
01:06:43I thought I wanted this, but I don't.
01:06:49I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:06:51Amelia broke up with me.
01:06:55It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.
01:07:05Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for a dog walk with my hair.
01:07:08I am fucking devastated.
01:07:11And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.
01:07:14I just wanted to come back to me.
01:07:20There.
01:07:26Amelia?
01:07:28Hi, Dad.
01:07:31Gucci's gone?
01:07:33I'll be right there.
01:07:42Romulus.
01:07:46I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.
01:07:49We're practically in the house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket.
01:07:54I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back.
01:07:58Well, we can help you find him.
01:08:01Yeah.
01:08:01Right?
01:08:04Good, thanks.
01:08:05Gucci.
01:08:06This better not be a trap.
01:08:08Just come on.
01:08:12Gucci!
01:08:12Gucci!
01:08:13Gucci!
01:08:13Gucci!
01:08:14Gucci!
01:08:14Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:08:15Where's Michelangelo?
01:08:16Huh?
01:08:17I thought you were both together.
01:08:18Why isn't he here with you?
01:08:19Oh, um, he's...
01:08:21Sorry, I'm late, Dad.
01:08:22Where were you?
01:08:24I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastriani's.
01:08:28It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:08:29This doesn't ring out of hiding.
01:08:31Nothing will.
01:08:33Smart move, dude.
01:08:34Here, ladies.
01:08:35Take a piece of this prosciutto here, that's it.
01:08:42Amelia.
01:08:50Hello.
01:08:53Gucci!
01:09:00He's hopeless.
01:09:02We've been looking for him all night long.
01:09:06We're never gonna find him.
01:09:07Don't give up, Dad.
01:09:08He's just off having a little adventure.
01:09:10Keep looking.
01:09:11He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:09:14See?
01:09:14They're not gonna kill us.
01:09:16I do have to admit, though,
01:09:18I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:09:20He's really there for his dad.
01:09:24His dad's dog.
01:09:26So you approve now?
01:09:27They didn't say that.
01:09:31Gucci!
01:09:32Gucci!
01:09:35Gucci!
01:09:37My boy's back!
01:09:38Oh!
01:09:39Okay, okay.
01:09:47I'm a little closer to approving.
01:09:51I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:10:03A little.
01:10:04A little.
01:10:06It's okay.
01:10:07Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:10:10They just leave out part of the story.
01:10:13Amelia.
01:10:13Can we talk?
01:10:18Please?
01:10:22Amelia.
01:10:24Can we talk?
01:10:27Please?
01:10:27Okay.
01:10:28I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:10:42I shouldn't have attacked your sister,
01:10:44and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:10:51I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:10:55Thanks for saying that.
01:10:59I needed to hear that.
01:11:02And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:11:06You're not one.
01:11:08I'm still learning new things about you.
01:11:11Most of them are good.
01:11:14I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:11:17I'm not.
01:11:18You're not.
01:11:20You're not.
01:11:21What do you mean?
01:11:25Amelia, this might sound crazy, but I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:11:32And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:11:38I want to know that our love is real.
01:11:42Dad.
01:11:43What is it, son?
01:11:45I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:11:49Why, son?
01:11:51Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:11:54And not because of some legal obligation,
01:11:59but because she wants to.
01:12:06Consider our contracts null and void.
01:12:12Amelia, where will it be?
01:12:21Will you marry me?
01:12:25Will you marry me?
01:12:28Yes, I'll marry you.
01:12:42You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:12:49And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:12:51Look at me.
01:12:53I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:12:57All right, all right, you two.
01:12:59That's enough, all right?
01:13:01We spent this whole night together.
01:13:03Come over to my place, all right?
01:13:04We'll have a nice breakfast Italian style, huh?
01:13:08Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:13:11I think I can get used to it.
01:13:12And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:13:15I want to hear from everybody involved, especially Coldplay.
01:13:20We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:13:23It was worth a try.
01:13:40And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:13:51Michelangelo?
01:13:55Amelia,
01:13:56Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:14:04I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time, and not just about dogs.
01:14:09I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:14:17I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:14:25And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:14:43Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:14:47I love you so much.
01:14:50I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:15:03Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:15:08Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:15:16And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:15:22I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:15:23Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:15:25I love you.
01:15:27With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:15:35You may kiss your bride.
01:15:38Thanks.
01:15:46I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister.
01:15:49I'm Jake, another dog walker.
01:15:53It's crazy, you know, giving my sister, but I've always been more of a cat person.
01:15:58Me too!
01:15:59Me too!
01:16:02Strong faith, close family.
01:16:08Choose in the room, it's a tragedy.
01:16:12Men above.
01:16:13But when I know your child is Folk.
01:16:14I'm sadly utizing.
01:16:14IOST love you.
01:16:15Who doesn't know how to be because of my alcoholic hero and士?
01:16:16You maybe etabuse me out of my heart?
01:16:19Well, you may be jazzy.
01:16:19We'll see you finding some of my family poets.
01:16:20How about your father when she walks away?
01:16:22I would be odious.
01:16:22You do a lot of love that.
01:16:23You've written me all of your...
01:16:24I can kind of mad.
01:16:25For me, I'm responsible for my help.
01:16:25I just kind of fikirwest.
01:16:26You?
01:16:27You might have to feel a light like a satisfies your child.
01:16:28You can definitely ever do most.
01:16:29You want my få?
01:16:30You can definitely zł decks you out of my pan.
Recommended
1:16:13
|
Up next
1:20:08
1:16:13
1:16:22
1:16:36
1:16:36
1:16:13
1:23:25
1:15:00
1:31:02
1:25:17
1:16:13
2:09:24
55:29
1:36:23
1:29:48
1:31:44
1:49:45
2:17:22
2:13:39
2:12:37
3:33:32
3:12:33
1:33:06
Be the first to comment