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The Wife’s Secret World – FULL MOVIE [Eng Sub]
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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29He's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:39Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45I hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:12To be fair, we thought I was leaving.
00:02:14We'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I went in a cave.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci.
00:02:42Let's go.
00:02:43You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:04The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:05I make my own money.
00:03:06Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:07Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:08I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:09That means free underwear for life.
00:03:10For life.
00:03:11Some parents would be proud.
00:03:12Yeah.
00:03:13Some parents would be proud.
00:03:14Yeah.
00:03:15Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:19You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:20Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:21Hmm.
00:03:22All right.
00:03:23Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:24And don't be late.
00:03:25Bye, Dad.
00:03:26Excuse me.
00:03:27What's the difference?
00:03:28I got a real job now and then.
00:03:29You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:37All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:40And don't be late.
00:03:41Bye, Dad.
00:03:45Excuse me.
00:03:55Excuse me.
00:04:02Eww.
00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:25These are great.
00:04:36Hmm.
00:04:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool.
00:04:43Let's take five and then I wanna see you in that leopard print.
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59Uh, I've got tickets to the premiere-
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were ya?
00:05:10Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Ah, two ladies back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:23Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:35You...
00:05:36You have potential, okay?
00:05:37But you say you wanna be the CEO?
00:05:39Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:05:41Cause so far...
00:05:42I ain't seen Niente from you.
00:05:46But...
00:05:50Hey...
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:52You okay?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:54Um...
00:05:55But...
00:05:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:59So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:16Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh my god.
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:23But it's really expensive.
00:06:24And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:25Don't worry about that.
00:06:26I have money saved.
00:06:27I'll find the rest.
00:06:28We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:29We're gonna get through this together.
00:06:31Aw.
00:06:40Ruuk, thank you.
00:06:41Hiya.
00:06:55Xiaoguchi.
00:06:56Did she have a good mom?
00:06:59what's wrong
00:07:01I'm sorry
00:07:08this
00:07:08I'm sorry about your sister
00:07:11the treatments are just really expensive
00:07:14I have a savings
00:07:16for my doggy daycare
00:07:18my dream but
00:07:19it's only enough for one treatment
00:07:24and who knows how many she's gonna need
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us
00:07:28after her parents
00:07:30passed I would do anything
00:07:32for her
00:07:33Amelia
00:07:35I think I might know
00:07:38how to get you that money
00:07:39you do?
00:07:41come back tonight
00:07:43and
00:07:44make something nice
00:07:47come on
00:07:49okay
00:07:58oh Amelia you look bellissima
00:08:01except for the dog hair
00:08:04come with me
00:08:07I have someone I want you to meet
00:08:10are they from Italy?
00:08:12yes
00:08:12wow
00:08:13yes of course everything's from Italy here
00:08:15well
00:08:17Amelia meet
00:08:19Michelangelo
00:08:20my son
00:08:21I believe you both
00:08:22bumped into each other yesterday
00:08:24yeah
00:08:25aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:27I'm a dog walker
00:08:28don't be so defensive
00:08:30I wasn't
00:08:33well I
00:08:37suppose I'll let you two
00:08:39get acquainted
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do
00:08:41why don't you give yourself
00:08:43a glass of vino
00:08:44that'd be really hard
00:08:45do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:01what
00:09:02exactly
00:09:03how does it look?
00:09:11not half bad
00:09:12I mean
00:09:13it's fine
00:09:15whatever
00:09:16let's do some sexy ones
00:09:20okay?
00:09:22or not
00:09:22I don't feel like being your photographer all night
00:09:25you work for my dad
00:09:26you have to do what I say
00:09:27you don't look like Romulus to me
00:09:29just a few more pictures
00:09:32I'm not here to update your Tinder profile
00:09:34I don't need Tinder
00:09:35I'm an underwear model
00:09:37my DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane
00:09:39whatever
00:09:41pour me another
00:09:47I told you
00:09:49now
00:09:49fine
00:09:53see
00:09:59dog walker
00:10:00that wasn't so hard
00:10:02what the fuck
00:10:06this is fucking product
00:10:08asshole
00:10:13you crazy bitch
00:10:15Amelia
00:10:19what's wrong
00:10:20I asked her to pour me another drink
00:10:23and she flipped out
00:10:24I'm sorry Romulus
00:10:26but your son is a prick
00:10:27I'm gonna be leaving
00:10:28no no no please
00:10:28I apologize
00:10:29my son he's just immature
00:10:32all right
00:10:33and that's why I invited you
00:10:34poor Florida
00:10:36please
00:10:37all right
00:10:38just have a seat
00:10:39all right
00:10:40and I promise
00:10:40he'll be on his best behavior
00:10:42for the rest of the night
00:10:43won't you son
00:10:43so Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment
00:10:48cancer
00:10:50and you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business
00:10:57make my own money dad
00:10:58okay
00:11:00I want the business
00:11:02I think we can
00:11:04make a deal
00:11:06whereby everyone gets what they want
00:11:09what kind of deal
00:11:11well
00:11:13nothing crazy
00:11:14no
00:11:15you two just have to get married
00:11:17that's all
00:11:18what
00:11:19what
00:11:22Romulus
00:11:22what are you saying
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton
00:11:26yeah and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living
00:11:29well at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money
00:11:32you have to grow up
00:11:36before you can run out business
00:11:37and the best way to do that is to get married
00:11:40we're not even a match
00:11:41we hate each other
00:11:43at least I do
00:11:44obviously
00:11:44I see
00:11:45there's something uncommon already
00:11:48look you know
00:11:49my wife and I we were opposites
00:11:52we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza
00:11:56she sure drove me crazy when we first met
00:11:59I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool
00:12:03huh but
00:12:03I learned a thing or two in 70 years
00:12:06you two have chemistry
00:12:08yeah
00:12:09like a nuclear bomb
00:12:10as if
00:12:12Romulus
00:12:13isn't there another way
00:12:14I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life
00:12:17Amelia
00:12:17you do want to help your sister
00:12:19don't you
00:12:19well you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree to this arrangement
00:12:24what's it gonna be
00:12:31what's it gonna be
00:12:35fine
00:12:38I'll do it
00:12:39for Betsy
00:12:41Angelo
00:12:45it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting
00:12:48if you're not gonna agree to marry her
00:12:51then you're gonna lose the business
00:12:54and you're also gonna lose your inheritance
00:12:57what the hell dad
00:12:59fuck it
00:13:03fine
00:13:03I'll do it
00:13:04now let's just
00:13:06go into the office now
00:13:08the lawyers have already drafted the contract
00:13:11and
00:13:11son we're gonna need some
00:13:13champagne
00:13:14right in my mind
00:13:16try and make yourself look decent
00:13:18you will be engaged for a period of 30 days
00:13:24followed by a
00:13:25wedding
00:13:26planned by me
00:13:27and I'll tell you
00:13:28it's gonna be a big one for the ages too
00:13:29I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked
00:13:32anyway
00:13:34you must move in together immediately
00:13:36avoid any suspicion
00:13:38you know
00:13:38look there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage
00:13:42but
00:13:42well
00:13:43it can't do any good if
00:13:44word got out to the public
00:13:45right
00:13:45that's why this has to be our own secret
00:13:48are we agreed
00:13:50sure
00:13:52all right
00:13:53sign in
00:13:54salute
00:14:13good day
00:14:13to the new couple
00:14:15so
00:14:24your place or mine
00:14:26I'm not staying at a doghouse
00:14:28fine
00:14:30then we'll stay at yours
00:14:31so this is michelangelo's place
00:14:44it's like a museum in here
00:14:46a michelangelo museum
00:14:49ugh
00:14:49ugh
00:14:49whoa what was this
00:15:13put it in the trash
00:15:14this isn't trash
00:15:15this isn't trash
00:15:16these are my sisters
00:15:17she's an artist
00:15:18so put them in your room
00:15:19I said you could live here
00:15:21not decorate
00:15:21oh I'm sorry
00:15:22is it clashing with your banana hammock
00:15:24that's man thong
00:15:26it's trademarked
00:15:27look
00:15:32I gotta go meet somebody
00:15:33if this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back
00:15:35we're throwing it all in the fireplace
00:15:36it's electric
00:15:38oh by the way
00:15:45this is gonna work
00:15:47you might want to start wearing that
00:15:49gee thanks
00:15:52welcome
00:15:53you're getting married
00:16:02shh Betsy
00:16:03don't tell the whole world
00:16:04sorry Amelia
00:16:06it's just
00:16:07it's not like you
00:16:09you're saying we're
00:16:11reserved
00:16:12safe
00:16:13like I always taught you
00:16:16well
00:16:18things change when you find out
00:16:20your sister has cancer
00:16:21and besides
00:16:23Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments
00:16:26so I'm okay with a quick proposal
00:16:28Michelangelo
00:16:30the ninja turtle
00:16:32no
00:16:33Michelangelo
00:16:35Dino Valeno
00:16:37maybe you've heard of him
00:16:38Michelangelo Dino Valeno
00:16:40shh
00:16:41socialite animals
00:16:46like start a hundred
00:16:48canceled bravo shows
00:16:49how did you even meet
00:16:51his dad is one of my clients
00:16:53it's been a whirlwind of a romance
00:16:57he's so
00:16:59toxic
00:17:01speak of the devil
00:17:03oh yeah
00:17:06you know
00:17:08that's probably an old issue
00:17:10this is a doctor's office
00:17:11Amelia
00:17:14Betsy Carlisle
00:17:17doctor's ready
00:17:19we'll talk about this later
00:17:22ready to get wet baby
00:17:45we're already wet
00:17:48where did that come from
00:18:05nice place
00:18:31I love the artwork
00:18:33thanks
00:18:34finally
00:18:35ooh good taste
00:18:37oh I'm good
00:18:40you had plenty at dinner
00:18:42more for me
00:18:44you know
00:18:48if you like it down here
00:18:50you should see the bed
00:18:52who are you
00:19:05who are you
00:19:06Chantel this is
00:19:08Amelia
00:19:09my roommate
00:19:11whatever
00:19:12can you guys just keep it down
00:19:16I have work
00:19:16tomorrow morning
00:19:17this is my house
00:19:19we will be as loud as we want to be
00:19:22scream at the top of our lungs
00:19:25you've got to be kidding me
00:19:28what's wrong dog walker
00:19:29he's jealous
00:19:31jealous
00:19:32I'm not jealous
00:19:33sweet dreams
00:19:37I can't believe he said I was jealous
00:19:46how could I ever want to be with a party boy like him
00:19:49even if he is kind of hot
00:19:51see you later
00:20:10and um
00:20:12don't worry about last night
00:20:14sorry
00:20:16I had one so many to drink it
00:20:18it won't happen again
00:20:19you better not
00:20:20how's the hangover
00:20:32roomie
00:20:33not now
00:20:35my head's killing me
00:20:36we need to talk about last night
00:20:37no
00:20:38what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries
00:20:41I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos
00:20:44monogamy wasn't in the contract
00:20:46but your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage
00:20:49and you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me
00:20:53fine I'll have her sign an nda just give me my phone
00:20:55my sister needs this money
00:20:58my sister needs this money
00:21:03michelangelo
00:21:04and if the paparazzi find out about this
00:21:06paparazzi
00:21:07find out about this
00:21:09then the contract is violated
00:21:10then neither of us
00:21:12then the contract is violated
00:21:16then neither of us get what we want
00:21:18yeah no shit
00:21:19I'm serious
00:21:20get what we want
00:21:21yeah no shit
00:21:22I'm serious
00:21:23don't screw this up
00:21:26don't screw this up
00:21:28I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager
00:21:32I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager
00:21:35I know what I'm doing
00:21:36dog walker
00:21:37I know what I'm doing
00:21:39dog walker
00:21:40and just so we're clear
00:21:42I will fuck whoever I want
00:21:44and just so we're clear
00:21:45I will fuck whoever I want
00:21:47whatever I want
00:21:48whatever I want
00:21:49fine
00:21:51do whatever you want
00:21:52sorry
00:21:55it's a bit harsh
00:21:56sorry
00:22:00it's a bit harsh
00:22:01it's a bit harsh
00:22:01just really
00:22:02really
00:22:05hung over
00:22:08hung over
00:22:10hung over
00:22:11that could have gone better
00:22:14that could have gone better
00:22:16that could have gone better
00:22:17you know what I want to do
00:22:23thank you
00:22:24hey baby
00:22:26hey baby
00:22:29you think you don't have to keep working, Amelia
00:22:32you're rich
00:22:33you're rich now
00:22:36I know
00:22:37I like it
00:22:38I know
00:22:40I like it
00:22:41it's good to hear
00:22:42you know I just hope that
00:22:44your work ethic
00:22:45rubs off on my son
00:22:47tell me uh
00:22:50how are things going
00:22:51between the two of you
00:22:52huh
00:22:52how are things going
00:22:54between the two of you
00:22:55huh
00:22:55oh
00:22:56fine
00:22:57yeah
00:22:57we're
00:22:58oh
00:22:59fine
00:23:02yeah
00:23:03we're still getting to know each other
00:23:04alright
00:23:05well give him time
00:23:06still getting to know each other
00:23:07alright
00:23:08well give him time
00:23:10alright
00:23:10oh and listen
00:23:11he is not as bad as
00:23:13TMZ says
00:23:14alright
00:23:14but I
00:23:15I promise
00:23:16I wouldn't be so sure
00:23:18yeah
00:23:18you're right
00:23:19well
00:23:21we'll see you later
00:23:22yeah
00:23:22come on Gucci
00:23:23come on
00:23:24bye Gooch
00:23:25hey Amelia
00:23:30hey Jake
00:23:30Gucci no
00:23:33Royce
00:23:34it's a bad dog
00:23:37but
00:23:37I'm not actually mad about this
00:23:39it's to see you up close for once
00:23:41yeah
00:23:42same here
00:23:43sorry
00:23:51Gucci's um
00:23:52a bit crazy
00:23:53this whole family actually
00:23:56all these rich people are nuts
00:23:58I should make a reality show
00:24:00real dog owners
00:24:01in Beverly Hills
00:24:03do you want to walk together
00:24:06let these two get to know each other
00:24:08yeah
00:24:09I'd like that
00:24:11so
00:24:17how long have you been a dog walker
00:24:19a couple months
00:24:20I like it
00:24:21I had a bunch of terrible gigs before
00:24:23barista
00:24:25Uber driver
00:24:26delivery guy
00:24:28movie extra
00:24:30you were in a movie
00:24:31actually it was a toothpaste commercial
00:24:33just trying to impress you
00:24:34how about you
00:24:36how long you been doing this
00:24:38I don't know
00:24:39my whole life I guess
00:24:41it started as a summer job
00:24:43and
00:24:43then I turned it into my own business
00:24:45I want to open a doggy daycare someday
00:24:47wow
00:24:48I guess you really like dogs
00:24:50well they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes
00:24:53if you want to hang out with this human sometime
00:24:58my band's playing at the Echoplex tonight
00:25:01do you want to go?
00:25:02I kind of have to admit
00:25:05I
00:25:05had a crush on you
00:25:07you did?
00:25:10yeah
00:25:11I still do
00:25:13he's cute
00:25:17I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged
00:25:20then again
00:25:22that fuckboy has been out having fun
00:25:24I'd love to go to the concert
00:25:29hell yeah
00:25:30I mean uh
00:25:32regular
00:25:33yeah
00:25:34I know it's risky
00:25:38but
00:25:39I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo
00:25:41I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:25:44hey what's your ring?
00:25:48um
00:25:49it's
00:25:49just a class ring
00:25:51from high school
00:25:52looks pretty big
00:25:55it was a big school
00:25:56public schools
00:25:58am I right?
00:26:03I mean it kind of looks like an engagement ring
00:26:07me?
00:26:08engaged?
00:26:09no
00:26:09are you kidding?
00:26:10I'm 24
00:26:11I'm practically still a baby
00:26:13I mean I should be
00:26:14wearing diapers
00:26:15crawling around
00:26:17drooling
00:26:17nope
00:26:18single and ready to mingle
00:26:20okay
00:26:21Royce pooped
00:26:26you should pick it up
00:26:27where?
00:26:28I don't see it
00:26:28just over there
00:26:30come on
00:26:32do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:26:39of course
00:26:40it's an office
00:26:41you want to be CEO
00:26:42you gotta look the part
00:26:43you mean like
00:26:44you look like Willy Wonka
00:26:46without the chocolate factory?
00:26:46very funny
00:26:49you know I'm retiring next year
00:26:51yes I know
00:26:52yeah
00:26:52that means you gotta get up to speed
00:26:54rapidamente
00:26:55so today you're gonna be my shadow
00:26:56you'll be my extra hands
00:26:57and we got a lot to do
00:26:59can I get Starbucks first?
00:27:00fuck no
00:27:01come on dad
00:27:02oh my goodness
00:27:16are you okay?
00:27:18hi
00:27:18I'm Michelangelo
00:27:19you're engaged remember
00:27:26and
00:27:28this is our new palette
00:27:30it's
00:27:31Matt's collection
00:27:33he really liked these colors
00:27:34so we did them twice
00:27:35um
00:27:36but yeah
00:27:37that's
00:27:38the presentation
00:27:39from me
00:27:40Michelangelo
00:27:42what dad?
00:27:52what a day dad
00:27:53it's not even lunchtime yet
00:27:55look at you
00:27:55you got so lazy
00:27:56just sitting around
00:27:57taking pictures of yourself
00:27:58all the time
00:27:59just stick with it
00:28:01will you kid?
00:28:02hard work does pay off
00:28:03let me just look at Amelia
00:28:05what about her?
00:28:07she comes from nothing son
00:28:08nobody taught her
00:28:09how to run a business
00:28:10but she just worked hard
00:28:12and now
00:28:12now she earns money
00:28:14doing what she loves
00:28:15I guess that's impressive
00:28:17yeah see
00:28:18see it is
00:28:19I hope she rubs off
00:28:20on you a little
00:28:21you know
00:28:22I just hope I don't
00:28:24get that uptight
00:28:24break's over
00:28:42well not too bad
00:28:48one day down
00:28:5040 more years to go
00:28:52now this is the time
00:28:56when you go home with Amelia
00:28:58you talk about the day's work
00:29:00raise you closer together
00:29:02comfort each other
00:29:04just like your mom and I
00:29:05used to do
00:29:06you know
00:29:08you know I'm thinking
00:29:09it's time for the world
00:29:11to meet
00:29:12Amelia
00:29:13tonight
00:29:15tonight?
00:29:17shit
00:29:18when am I gonna tell Chantel?
00:29:20I promised we'd Netflix
00:29:21and bang tonight
00:29:22the L.A. Zoo fundraiser
00:29:23lights, camera, red carpet
00:29:25perfect time to announce
00:29:27our lovely new addition
00:29:28to the Dino
00:29:29Dino
00:29:30Amelia
00:29:31don't you think it's a bit
00:29:33soon dad?
00:29:34I mean
00:29:34we just signed the contract
00:29:36what's the matter?
00:29:38you're getting along
00:29:39aren't you?
00:29:40yeah
00:29:40yeah
00:29:41just
00:29:41really starting to
00:29:42warm up to each other
00:29:44alright
00:29:45so it's all settled
00:29:45I'll see you at 8 o'clock
00:29:47tonight
00:29:47in the limo
00:29:48and
00:29:48don't be late
00:29:50bye dad
00:29:54so
00:30:05remind me
00:30:07why are we getting
00:30:09makeovers done again?
00:30:11because I want to do
00:30:12something nice
00:30:13for my favorite big sister
00:30:14and
00:30:16and
00:30:17you know I never
00:30:18splurge on stuff like this
00:30:20but
00:30:21since I'm part of the
00:30:21Dino Lavino family now
00:30:23I think I can afford
00:30:24to let my hair down
00:30:25you better not let that
00:30:27hair down
00:30:27sorry
00:30:28just an expression
00:30:29how's it going in there?
00:30:38I'm coming out
00:30:39that bad
00:30:50I've never seen a dog walker
00:30:54look this hot
00:30:55by that dress
00:30:57ASAP
00:30:58leave me alone
00:31:03party boy
00:31:03I've got my own function
00:31:05tonight
00:31:05I'm coming out
00:31:06I'm coming out
00:31:06and
00:31:18I don't know
00:31:22yeah
00:31:22what are you looking at you're spilling all over yourself thanks
00:31:44did you forget my name no it's just something different did you change your hair why do you
00:31:56care the man whore house is yours tonight i'm going out i just forgot my charger awesome thanks
00:32:01i'm taking this wait i've been calling you we're supposed to go to a fundraiser i told you i'm busy
00:32:10hold on amelia
00:32:15all right hey look who's right on time nice where's amelia she's sick she can't make it
00:32:32whoa whoa whoa if your fiance is sick you know you can't go out and party
00:32:36yeah you gotta stay home with her give her some give her some nice soup
00:32:41i'll catch both of you for the next one tell amelia that i hope she feels better soon
00:32:45poor thing okay dad
00:32:49see you in the office
00:32:50stupid dog walker tricking me with her makeover i'll teach her to mess with my plans
00:33:01hey it's michael langley with dino navino you still track people
00:33:12you look like you just walked off a runway without a dog sorry i don't come to concerts often
00:33:39i kind of panicked no worries i should have mentioned this is more of a five dollar beer
00:33:43kind of place but you're drinking for free tonight talk to the bartender
00:33:48wow the ip treatment
00:33:51you look like one
00:33:52thanks jay
00:33:54hey lover boy we're on
00:33:58gotta go find me in the green room after
00:34:02hope you like it
00:34:04break a leg
00:34:05rock stars are so much better than underwear models
00:34:28good nothing from michelangelo
00:34:39maybe he's learned his lesson
00:34:41one more please
00:34:44but that doesn't mean i'm not hooking up with jake tonight
00:34:51jake you guys were great
00:35:00you really think so
00:35:03nice for like we're ripping off the strokes
00:35:05the who
00:35:06you don't know the strokes
00:35:10are they older
00:35:13i'm more of a top 40 kind of girl
00:35:16it's alright
00:35:18lots of stuff to introduce you to
00:35:20you want some of that a drink
00:35:22yeah
00:35:23thank you
00:35:24so
00:35:30when did you learn how to play guitar
00:35:32since i was 13
00:35:35played in bands all through high school and college but
00:35:38i feel like this one's finally going someplace
00:35:40that's awesome
00:35:41when i get my record deal i can fully quit my job
00:35:45focus on music full time
00:35:47you're gonna quit dog walking
00:35:49i thought you liked it
00:35:50i do but
00:35:52it's just another gig until i hit it big in music
00:35:54i don't even like dogs that much
00:35:56i'm more of a cat person
00:35:58a cat person?
00:36:03who doesn't like dogs?
00:36:05even michelangelo's good with gucci
00:36:06i don't want to talk about work tonight
00:36:09i just want to relax
00:36:11have a good time
00:36:13you're beautiful you know that
00:36:15i thought i wanted to hook up with jake
00:36:20now i'm not sure
00:36:21we have nothing in common
00:36:23is it weird that i feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:36:29the heck
00:36:30i'm tipsy
00:36:31and he's cute
00:36:31michelangelo had his fun
00:36:33now i can have mine
00:36:41looks like someone needs obedience
00:36:50what's going on?
00:36:53that's michelangelo dina lavino
00:36:55the nepo baby underwear model?
00:36:57he's not
00:36:58you're coming with me dog walker
00:37:00don't make me get the leash
00:37:01what the hell michelangelo?
00:37:04back off
00:37:04dude
00:37:05back off
00:37:06grubby little hipster
00:37:07she's my fiance
00:37:08that's a mistake
00:37:10so that was an engagement ring
00:37:11jake i can explain
00:37:14let's go
00:37:17i'm really sorry jake
00:37:18i'm not jake
00:37:20this
00:37:24is for making me uber
00:37:26all the way to fucking silver lake
00:37:27and this is for making me listen to Andy
00:37:31i can't believe you did that
00:37:39after your high and mighty speech
00:37:40you're such a hypocrite
00:37:41yeah well i don't have the paparazzi
00:37:43following me around
00:37:44just an italian american psycho
00:37:46i'm not following you around
00:37:48you know what i get it
00:37:50you saw me with chantelle last night
00:37:52and now you're jealous
00:37:53me jealous?
00:37:56did you see the way that you were acting around jake?
00:37:58like i would ever fuck a dog walker
00:38:01i am more than a dog walker you playboy prick
00:38:03i have a name
00:38:04wait what are you doing?
00:38:07that is an original
00:38:07i'm so sick of your bullshit
00:38:09oh fine!
00:38:11i'll just hop in my time machine
00:38:13go back to ancient Rome
00:38:14and get another one
00:38:15i don't care about your art
00:38:16your money
00:38:16your stupid mansion
00:38:17you're treating me
00:38:18like shit
00:38:19that's from the renaissance
00:38:21you are history's worst nightmare
00:38:23i tried to make this work with you
00:38:25we signed a contract
00:38:26for an arranged marriage
00:38:27did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:38:31you are such a simpleton
00:38:33wait wait wait wait
00:38:36well at least i'm not a spoiled brat
00:38:39i tried to get along with you
00:38:41you brought this onto yourself
00:38:42i wish i never agreed to this awful engagement
00:38:44right back at you
00:38:45i fucking hate you
00:38:46i fucking hate you
00:38:48i fucking hate you more
00:38:50that much
00:38:52that you think this might be a good responsibility
00:38:53i will be good
00:38:54i tried
00:38:56i by math
00:38:57you
00:38:58i took my assumption
00:38:59to this
00:38:59why don't your life
00:39:00i tried to entertain you
00:39:01everything
00:39:02that i falsely
00:40:03Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:40:14Must have been all those free beers.
00:40:18We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:40:20Well, we had too many drinks, but just forget it ever happened.
00:40:24If that's what you want.
00:40:26Definitely.
00:40:28Um, I have to go to work.
00:40:32I should get up, too.
00:40:36Oh, my head.
00:40:37There's Pedialine in the fridge.
00:40:40Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:40:42Of course.
00:40:44My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:40:48Well, you look great.
00:40:50Thanks.
00:40:52I don't feel great.
00:40:54The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:40:57You, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:41:02What's going on?
00:41:03So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:41:09Wait.
00:41:11For the first time?
00:41:13Yeah.
00:41:14We're taking it slow.
00:41:17Michelangelo.
00:41:18The male gigolo.
00:41:19Taking it slow.
00:41:22Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:41:24And, how was it?
00:41:29Well...
00:41:30Really bad, right?
00:41:32I knew it.
00:41:33Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.
00:41:37Well, that explains the glow.
00:41:42I am happy for you, sis.
00:41:45Physical chemistry is important.
00:41:47That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:41:50I don't get it.
00:41:51He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:41:54I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:42:00You get the picture.
00:42:03Hey.
00:42:06Opposites attract.
00:42:07I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:42:11Because you're so different.
00:42:13Something like that.
00:42:21Here it comes.
00:42:24Right on the schedule.
00:42:26Dog walkers in love with me.
00:42:28I'll have to let her down easy.
00:42:30Weird.
00:42:31I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:42:33What was that about?
00:42:45Must be the hangover.
00:42:54Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:42:56Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:42:58Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:43:21And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:43:28Hey.
00:43:47Hi.
00:43:49We should talk about...
00:43:50We should talk...
00:43:50About...
00:43:51Leslie.
00:43:54I'm not very good with words.
00:43:56Me neither.
00:43:57But last night, I...
00:43:59You don't have to say anything.
00:44:00We both know it was a mistake.
00:44:02And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:44:05Like nothing ever happened.
00:44:06I don't think you understand if you just listen to me for a second.
00:44:09Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:44:12I'm a big girl.
00:44:13I've had a one-night stand before.
00:44:15I've never been with someone like you before.
00:44:18Okay, I get it.
00:44:19I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:44:23You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:44:28I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:44:31But frankly, so would I.
00:44:32I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:44:33You don't understand.
00:44:34Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:44:38I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:44:42Wait, did you just call me Amelia?
00:44:47What happened to Dog Walker?
00:44:50I have a confession to make.
00:44:53Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why.
00:45:00That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:45:04Really?
00:45:05Do I look like I'm lying?
00:45:07I'm not a good actor.
00:45:09I could even do reality TV.
00:45:12But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:45:16Some kind of crazy, cosmic chemistry.
00:45:21You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:45:24Amelia.
00:45:25Please.
00:45:28I know you felt it too.
00:45:34Amelia.
00:45:35Please.
00:45:37Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:45:38So why are we fighting it?
00:45:48I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:50Me too.
00:45:51I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:52I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:52I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:54I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:54I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:55I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:56I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:57I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:58I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:59I've been thinking about you all day.
00:46:00I've been thinking about you all day.
00:46:01I've been thinking about you all day.
00:46:02I've been thinking about you all day.
00:46:03I've been thinking about you all day.
00:46:04I've been thinking about you all day.
00:46:05I've been thinking about you all day.
00:46:06I've been thinking about you all day.
00:46:07I've been thinking about you all day.
00:46:08I've been thinking about you all day.
00:46:09I've been thinking about you all day.
00:46:10so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball
00:46:31shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:46:35no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht if you think that's funny just wait till the next
00:46:42episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:46:46you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:46:56thanks you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:47:06i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together
00:47:16together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:47:20oh gucci what's the rush
00:47:36oh hey royce jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:47:52i should have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into
00:48:00this is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just
00:48:06dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman he saw
00:48:13us together and he got jealous and i don't blame him oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo
00:48:21dina volino i didn't mean a pride just wanted to make sure everything's okay i'm here if you need
00:48:28to talk thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:48:37i thought we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:48:42come on gucci let's go
00:48:45cats are awesome
00:48:50that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:48:59you think so
00:49:00maybe i'm finally starting to get the hang of the ceo thing
00:49:04oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother
00:49:10for me gucci sure but i mean you know dogs are more amelia specialty
00:49:15yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for a romantic date
00:49:20at the dog park at the dog park mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set now
00:49:26go get her lover boy
00:49:29so you just throw it and he brings it back you've never played fetch before
00:49:46it's my dad's dog not mine let me try that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your
00:49:54dainty hands
00:49:59do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:50:03no i like my work what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun
00:50:10you're right i should work less
00:50:13if nothing else you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:50:21fetch gucci
00:50:21i've got a big surprise a surprise just wait and see
00:50:40grazie
00:50:40have a good night mr dino bellino
00:50:48what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:50:55but gucci it's your favorite prosciutto
00:51:00you know that's awful for dogs right
00:51:03i thought you were off the clock today besides a special occasion
00:51:08i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into it
00:51:15i'm kidding this is for us why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:51:19what else is in the back just some imported italian ingredients so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:51:25that was so good i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:51:46i don't know how did you do this i can't cook at all making italian food is one of my favorite
00:51:52things to do did you learn in culinary school no my mom taught me tell me about her
00:51:58i've never told a girl about my mom sorry i don't mean to pray
00:52:06she passed away when i was 11. breast cancer but i have a lot of good memories of her
00:52:13she grew up in a little village in tuscany and she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:52:20we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:52:26i still have all of her recipes here handwritten in italian that's really special
00:52:32i miss her this might sound corny but i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:52:43it's not corny but i didn't know you're such a softy just don't tell tmz what about your parents
00:52:53my parents died in a car accident when i was 13. it's been me and betsy ever since i'm sorry
00:53:01i just really hope these treatments work
00:53:06i don't want to lose her too
00:53:10i'm sorry your story made me emotional i'm gonna go do the dishes i'll help you no no it's fine
00:53:17i like doing the dishes it relaxes me good because i hate them well then i guess we make a good team
00:53:23is it just the wine or am i really falling for him
00:53:32hey hey do you want an espresso i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:53:52no thank you me and dad have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush okay well don't forget gucci
00:53:58how could i ready bro well let me fix your tie
00:54:06what do you know about ties you wear t-shirts to work
00:54:08and you wore man thongs two weeks ago touché there you go okay bye bye
00:54:20love you love you too
00:54:21sorry it's reflex i didn't mean to say that me neither too soon talk about it later yeah
00:54:41okay okay uh could that have been any more awkward and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:54:51oh look who's here hey my little guy hey little gucci look at this right here huh let's try it
00:55:05oh yeah now here's uh here's mine right just like that huh yeah even got one for big brother right there
00:55:13there you go come to papa yes my boy all right all right so we got to talk about this uh this wedding
00:55:23right this is two weeks off hollywood bowl they're waiting for an answer and i bumped into chris martin
00:55:29on the plane he says the band is free you like cold play right dad we can't have the wedding at the hollywood
00:55:39well all right then we'll book uh the magic castle how about that not too big plenty room for cold
00:55:44play huh let's just pump the brakes we cannot plan a wedding like this what something wrong with
00:55:51familiar no everything is great it's better than great honestly but we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:56:01that's our thing it's not amelia's thing i think it'd make it uncomfortable wow i never thought of that
00:56:09yeah you know you have a very good point yeah i'm very impressed you've never acted like this
00:56:19with any other woman i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:56:23um sounds like you might be falling in love love yeah i don't know he's cute all right all right
00:56:36change of deal gonna cancel the hollywood bowl all right and then we'll have a nice small
00:56:41intimate affair a wedding with cold play no cold play dad no cold play
00:56:53so it's about my cancer treatment it's not working i know it i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:57:06and i'm cured what you're cured oh congratulations thank you i wasn't expecting it i didn't think i
00:57:17would be cured in only two sessions it only took two sessions i almost had enough in my savings to cover
00:57:24that maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money what's wrong sis we should be celebrating
00:57:32i brought prosecco no yeah no i'm good yeah amelia i'm your sister you can tell me anything
00:57:44is it michelangelo is everything okay if that punk pretty boy hurts you i will take that man thong
00:57:51and give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two it's not michelangelo let's see
00:58:00it's me i have to tell you something
00:58:08i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage what is this game of thrones
00:58:16it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments and you know that i would do anything
00:58:19for you actually he's not that bad i kind of like him yeah babe that's called stockholm syndrome
00:58:31we need to get you out of there betsy i have real feelings for him but what about the tabloid
00:58:42stories you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world they banned him for life you'll never go to
00:58:49epcot he's not actually like the stories or at least not to me he's only acting like that to get into
00:58:57her pants amelia if you marry michelangelo he will make your life a living hell what if you meet him
00:59:08yeah meet him maybe you'll change your mind maybe maybe you'll actually like him don't count on it
00:59:15please me just give him a chance fine yes only one yes
00:59:23you won't regret it i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:59:31you better bring the whole bottle
00:59:36thank you for making dinner of course i'm glad she's cancer free we need to celebrate
00:59:44michelangelo you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:59:50right you mean besides me i'm serious it's really important to me that you two get along
00:59:56have a glass of wine tonight's gonna be great
01:00:09it's enormous
01:00:11why would anybody need so much room it's nice to see you too sis nice to finally meet you let's see
01:00:26so this is the infamous uh michelangelo
01:00:32how about we start off with a glass of champagne 96 domperion amelia said that's the year that you
01:00:40were born yeah sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff it's worth more than my car why would anybody spend
01:00:47that much on a drink
01:00:518.99 at ralph's it's delicious this was made in france sorry can't touch that stuff
01:00:58so who wants a drink
01:01:12you hardly touch your food it's a little too rich for me mine tastes great
01:01:33so michelangelo i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:01:40you don't mind do you fire away so i know you two have been having your
01:01:48fun um but what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
01:01:56i don't think it's going to
01:01:59that's cute and all but what about her career are you gonna support her or kids what's your stance on
01:02:06that or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:02:11betsy look i know i have a past but i'm committed to it we haven't talked about kids but i'm open to
01:02:20anything see michelangelo that's my point you two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:02:27we don't know easy betsy i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon and if you really
01:02:35cared about amelia you would give her the time and what makes you such an expert i don't see a ring on
01:02:42your finger michelangelo you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now it's no
01:02:47wonder amelia was so uptight when i met him she gets it from you are you gonna let him talk to me
01:02:52like that amelia you started it
01:03:00why don't we all just calm down betsy's just looking out for my best interest no she's alone
01:03:06and miserable and trying to drag you down with her that's not fair michelangelo she's not been fair to
01:03:11me since she walked through the door you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills and you're a
01:03:15frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy you know what you can't talk to betsy
01:03:20like that that's my sister she just survived cancer that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my
01:03:28own house this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants not to me you know maybe she
01:03:33should be concerned i don't like this side of you see i told you you should have spent more time
01:03:38getting to know each other but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that you told her she's my
01:03:43sister i don't care that violates our agreement oh is that all i am to you a contractual agreement
01:03:49some kind of obligation it's not what i meant it came out wrong amelia i love you you love me don't
01:03:58listen to him he doesn't even know what that means shut the up you know what maybe she was right
01:04:04i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:04:12we need to get out of here i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what
01:04:17happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:04:23amelia i know this is hard to hear but you did the right thing you do so much better than him
01:04:31yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't have said that we can talk about it on the road
01:04:40get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn lay low for a bit mexico or canada
01:04:47whatever it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino lovinos or worse i don't think romulus and
01:04:55michelangelo would sue us i mean i only told you about the contract it's not like i told the media
01:05:01you don't know that we're liabilities loose ends you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:05:13get rid of that thing they could be tracking us right now
01:05:16yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other night
01:05:23see he could have a sniper on us
01:05:30it's romulus hey romulus
01:05:34what what do you mean gucci's missing
01:05:46oh you came against my better judgment i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:05:56i've just been busy but it's over with now you should punish me for straying
01:06:05you make me sick i make me sick
01:06:18nice underwear it's a great craftsmanship
01:06:23okay let's get this over with
01:06:34is that all you have to say do you even realize how hot i am i'm sorry jantel
01:06:41i thought i wanted this but i don't i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:06:50amelia broke up with me
01:06:59it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:07:03never in a million years and i think i'd fall for a dog walk with my hair i am
01:07:08fucking devastated and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:07:14i just wanted to come back to me
01:07:26amelia hi dad
01:07:31gucci's gone i'll be right there
01:07:33romulus
01:07:42what hold on oh
01:07:45wait well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know we're practically in the house
01:07:50and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket i've been calling him all night but he won't
01:07:56come back we can help you find him yeah right good thanks good gucci this better not be a trap just come on
01:08:12gucci gucci hey hey where's michael angelo huh i thought you're both together why isn't he here with
01:08:19you oh um he's sorry i'm late dad
01:08:22oh where were you i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's it's gucci's favorite
01:08:29prosciutto this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will smart move dude here ladies take a piece of
01:08:36this prosciutto here that's it
01:08:42amelia
01:08:53gucci
01:08:59okay
01:09:00he's hopeless
01:09:02we've been looking for him all night long
01:09:06we're never gonna want to
01:09:07don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:09:14see they're not gonna kill us
01:09:15I do have to admit, though, I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:09:21He's really there for his dad.
01:09:24His dad's dog.
01:09:26So you approve now?
01:09:28They didn't say that.
01:09:31Gucci!
01:09:35Gucci, my boy's back!
01:09:38Oh!
01:09:45Okay, okay. I'm a little closer to approving.
01:09:55I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:10:03A little.
01:10:06It's okay. Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:10:10They just leave out part of the story.
01:10:13Amelia, can we talk?
01:10:15Please.
01:10:22Amelia, can we talk?
01:10:26Please.
01:10:28Okay.
01:10:37Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:10:41I shouldn't have attacked your sister, and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:10:50I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:10:55Thanks for saying that.
01:10:59I needed to hear that.
01:11:02And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:11:05You're not one.
01:11:08I'm still learning new things about you.
01:11:11Most of them are good.
01:11:12I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:11:17I'm not.
01:11:20You're not? What do you mean?
01:11:25Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...
01:11:28I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:11:32And I don't want some silly piece of paper to pee the reason that we stay together.
01:11:36Dad, I want to know that our love is real.
01:11:42Dad.
01:11:43What is it, son?
01:11:44I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:11:49Why, son?
01:11:50Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:11:54And not because of some legal obligation.
01:11:59But because she wants to.
01:12:06Consider our contracts null and void.
01:12:08Amelia, where will it be?
01:12:20Will you marry me?
01:12:25Will you marry me?
01:12:28Yes.
01:12:29I'll marry you.
01:12:30You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:12:48And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:12:51Look at me.
01:12:53I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:12:57All right, all right, you two.
01:12:59That's enough, all right?
01:13:00We spent this whole night together.
01:13:02Come over to my place, all right?
01:13:04We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.
01:13:08Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:13:10I think I can get used to it.
01:13:12And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:13:15I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:13:18Especially Coldplay.
01:13:20We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:13:22It was worth a try.
01:13:23Okay.
01:13:30And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:13:51Michelangelo?
01:13:55Amelia.
01:13:57Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:14:02I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs.
01:14:11I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:14:14I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:14:25And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:14:38Amelia, you're the only thing better than free underwear.
01:14:49I love you so much.
01:14:52I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:15:02Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:15:08Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:15:16And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:15:22I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:15:24Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:15:26I love you.
01:15:26With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:15:35You may kiss your bride.
01:15:44Thanks.
01:15:46I'm Betsy.
01:15:48Amelia's sister.
01:15:49I'm Jake.
01:15:50Another dog walker.
01:15:51It's crazy, you know, given my sister, but I've always been more of a cat person.
01:15:58Me too.
01:16:01It's a class.
01:16:03This family, choosing the one who needs to try to be.
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