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The Wife’s Secret World – FULL HD MOVIE [Eng Sub]
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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29He's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:39Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45I hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:12To be fair, we thought I was leaving.
00:02:14We'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I went in a cave.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci.
00:02:42Let's go.
00:02:43You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:04The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:05I make my own money.
00:03:06Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:07Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:08I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:09That means free underwear for life.
00:03:10For life.
00:03:11Some parents would be proud.
00:03:12Yeah.
00:03:13Some parents would be proud.
00:03:14Yeah.
00:03:15Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:19You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:20Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:21Hmm.
00:03:22All right.
00:03:23Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:24And don't be late.
00:03:25Bye, Dad.
00:03:26Bye, Dad.
00:03:27Excuse me.
00:03:32I'm so sorry.
00:03:33That's fine.
00:03:34I'm not going to go ahead.
00:03:35I'm going to sit and let it out and leave her.
00:03:36It's going to be a good day.
00:03:37Well, my God.
00:03:38I'm so sorry.
00:03:39I'm so sorry, that's right.
00:03:40That's a good day.
00:03:41You're right.
00:03:42I'm so sorry.
00:03:43You have to take a really good job now and then.
00:03:45You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:48Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:50Hmm.
00:03:51Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:52And don't be late.
00:03:53Excuse me.
00:04:02Eww.
00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:23These are great.
00:04:36I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool.
00:04:43Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were ya?
00:05:10Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:17I can meet him later.
00:05:19No, it's too late.
00:05:20He's back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:23Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:35You have potential, okay?
00:05:37But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:39Well, you're gonna have to prove it, cause so far...
00:05:42I ain't seen Niente from you.
00:05:46But...
00:05:50Hey...
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:54Um...
00:05:55But...
00:05:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:58So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh, my God.
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:24But it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:29Don't worry about that.
00:06:31I have money saved.
00:06:33I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're gonna get through this...
00:06:38together.
00:06:41Oh, yeah.
00:06:55Ciao, Gucci!
00:06:56Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This...
00:07:09No, no.
00:07:10Forget about it.
00:07:11I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:15I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:07:18My dream, but...
00:07:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:24And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After our parents passed,
00:07:31I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia...
00:07:36I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:39You do?
00:07:41Hmm.
00:07:42Come back tonight.
00:07:44And, uh...
00:07:46Make something nice.
00:07:49Come on, Becky.
00:07:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:01Oh.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:07Come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:14Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well...
00:08:19Amelia, meet.
00:08:20Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:24Mm-hmm.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:30Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:45That'd be really hard.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:48Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:01What, exactly?
00:09:10How does it look?
00:09:12Not half bad.
00:09:13I mean, it's fine.
00:09:15Whatever.
00:09:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:27You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:31Just a few more pictures.
00:09:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:35I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:42You don't need to.
00:09:43You've got to do it.
00:09:44You don't need to get paid.
00:09:45You don't need to do it.
00:09:47For me another.
00:09:48I told you I'm-
00:09:49Now!
00:09:50See, dog walker, that wasn't so hard.
00:10:04What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking product!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:14You crazy bitch!
00:10:18Amelia!
00:10:19Whoa!
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!
00:10:24I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:10:27I'm going to be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no, please.
00:10:28I apologize.
00:10:30My son, he's just immature.
00:10:32All right?
00:10:33And that's why I invited you.
00:10:35Port forwarding.
00:10:37Please.
00:10:37All right?
00:10:38Just have a seat, all right?
00:10:40And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:44So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:48Can't, sir.
00:10:51Yeah.
00:10:52And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:10:58Okay, I want the business.
00:11:03I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:11Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:14No.
00:11:16You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Romulus, what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:29Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Oh, Angelo.
00:11:34Look, you have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:41We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:44I see, there's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:52Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:12:00I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:03But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:10As if.
00:12:12Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:14I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:29What's it gonna be?
00:12:34What's it gonna be?
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:40For Betsy.
00:12:42Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:49If you're not gonna agree to marry her,
00:12:52then you're gonna lose the business.
00:12:55And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it.
00:13:03Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:08The lawyers have already, uh, drafted the contract, and, uh, son, we're gonna need some champagne.
00:13:14Right?
00:13:15You're in my mind.
00:13:16Yeah, try and make yourself look decent now.
00:13:21You will be engaged for a period of 30 days, followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:27And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big win for the ages, too.
00:13:30I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:13:33Anyway, uh, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:38Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:53All right.
00:13:53Sign in.
00:14:12Salute to the new couple.
00:14:14Mm.
00:14:22So, your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:30Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:41So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:44It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:14:52Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:12What was this?
00:15:13Put it in the trash.
00:15:15This isn't trash.
00:15:16These are my sisters.
00:15:17She's an artist.
00:15:18So put them in your room.
00:15:20I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:21Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:23Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:25That's man-thong.
00:15:26It's trademarked.
00:15:31Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:33If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:37It's electric.
00:15:38Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:15:48You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:51Gee, thanks.
00:15:52Welcome.
00:15:53You're getting married?
00:16:01Shh, Betsy.
00:16:03Don't tell the whole world.
00:16:05Sorry, Amelia.
00:16:06It's just...
00:16:08It's not like you.
00:16:10You're saying we're...
00:16:11reserved.
00:16:13Safe.
00:16:14Like I always taught you.
00:16:16Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:22And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:27So I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:29Michelangelo?
00:16:31The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:33No.
00:16:34Michelangelo...
00:16:35Dino Valeno?
00:16:37Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:39Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:16:40Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:16:41Shhh.
00:16:45Socialite Networks, like, start a hundred canceled Bravo shows?
00:16:50How did you even meet?
00:16:51His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:55It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:59He's so toxic.
00:17:02Speak of the devil.
00:17:05Oh, yeah.
00:17:07You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:09This is a doctor's office.
00:17:13Amelia.
00:17:16Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:18Doctor's ready.
00:17:20We'll talk about this later.
00:17:22We're just gonna wet, baby.
00:17:46We're already wet.
00:17:48Where did that come from?
00:18:05We'll talk about this later.
00:18:10Yeah.
00:18:11We'll talk about this later.
00:18:13We'll talk about this later.
00:18:17Nice place.
00:18:18Nice place.
00:18:32I love the artwork.
00:18:34Thanks.
00:18:35Finally.
00:18:36Ooh, good taste.
00:18:39No, I'm good.
00:18:41You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:43More for me.
00:18:44You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:19:01Who are you?
00:19:05Who are you?
00:19:07Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:11Amelia.
00:19:14Whatever.
00:19:15Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:16I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:18This is my house?
00:19:20We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:23Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:26You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:28What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:30He's jealous.
00:19:32Jealous?
00:19:32I'm not jealous.
00:19:36Sweet dreams.
00:19:37I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:46How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:49Even if he is kind of hot.
00:19:51See you later.
00:20:11And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:14Sorry.
00:20:17I had one so many to drink.
00:20:18It won't happen again.
00:20:19You better not.
00:20:31How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:34Not now.
00:20:35My head's killing me.
00:20:36We need to talk about last night.
00:20:38No.
00:20:38What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:42I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:45Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:46But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:49And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:53Fine.
00:20:53I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:20:54Just give me my phone.
00:20:56My sister needs this money.
00:21:01My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:21:04And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:21:11Then neither of us get what we want.
00:21:18Yeah, no shit.
00:21:19I'm serious.
00:21:21Yeah, we want.
00:21:21Yeah, no shit.
00:21:22I'm serious.
00:21:24Don't screw this up.
00:21:27Don't screw this up.
00:21:30I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:32I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:36I know what I'm doing.
00:21:37Dog walker.
00:21:38I know what I'm doing.
00:21:40Dog walker.
00:21:41And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:44And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:47Whenever I want.
00:21:48Wherever I want.
00:21:50Fine.
00:21:51Do whatever you want.
00:21:54Sorry.
00:21:55It's a bit harsh.
00:21:59Sorry.
00:22:00It's a bit harsh.
00:22:01It's just really, really hungover.
00:22:10Hungover.
00:22:13That could have gone better.
00:22:15That could have gone better.
00:22:24Hey, baby.
00:22:27Hey, baby.
00:22:29You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:32You're rich.
00:22:33You don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:35You're rich now.
00:22:37I know.
00:22:38I like it.
00:22:38Uh-huh.
00:22:39I know.
00:22:40I like it.
00:22:41Uh-huh.
00:22:42That's good to hear.
00:22:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:22:47It rubs off on my son.
00:22:49Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:53How are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:55Oh, fine.
00:22:57Yeah.
00:22:58We're s-
00:22:58Oh.
00:23:01Fine.
00:23:02Yeah.
00:23:03We're still getting to know each other.
00:23:05All right.
00:23:06Well, give him time.
00:23:06We're still getting to know each other.
00:23:08All right.
00:23:09Well, give him time, all right?
00:23:10Oh, and listen.
00:23:12He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:23:15But I-
00:23:15I promise.
00:23:17I wouldn't be so sure.
00:23:18Yeah.
00:23:19You're right.
00:23:20Well, we'll see you later.
00:23:22Yeah.
00:23:22Come on, Gucci.
00:23:24Come on.
00:23:25Bye, Gooch.
00:23:29Hey, Amelia.
00:23:30Hey, Jake.
00:23:32Gucci, no.
00:23:33Royce.
00:23:36It's a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:23:40It's to see you up close for once.
00:23:42Yeah.
00:23:43Same here.
00:23:43Okay.
00:23:46Sorry.
00:23:51Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:23:54This whole family, actually.
00:23:57All these rich people are nuts.
00:23:59I should make a reality show.
00:24:01We're old dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:24:04Do you want to walk together?
00:24:07Let these two get to know each other?
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10I'd like to.
00:24:15Okay.
00:24:16So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:24:19A couple months.
00:24:20I like it.
00:24:22I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:24:24Barista.
00:24:26Uber driver.
00:24:27Delivery guy.
00:24:29Movie extra?
00:24:30You were in a movie.
00:24:32Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:24:33It was trying to impress you.
00:24:34How about you?
00:24:37How long have you been doing this?
00:24:39I don't know.
00:24:39My whole life, I guess.
00:24:41It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:24:45I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:24:48Wow.
00:24:49I guess you really like dogs.
00:24:50Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:24:56If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:24:59My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:25:02Do you want to go?
00:25:02Well, I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:25:08You did?
00:25:10Yeah.
00:25:12I still do.
00:25:13He's cute.
00:25:18I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:25:21Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:25:27I'd love to go to the concert.
00:25:30Hell yeah.
00:25:31I mean, uh, regular.
00:25:34Yeah.
00:25:37I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:25:41I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:25:45Hey, what's your ring?
00:25:48Um, it's just a class ring.
00:25:51From high school.
00:25:53Looks pretty big.
00:25:55It was a big school.
00:25:57Public schools.
00:25:58Am I right?
00:26:03I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Engaged?
00:26:09No.
00:26:09Are you kidding?
00:26:10I'm 24.
00:26:12I'm practically still a baby.
00:26:13I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:26:17Nope.
00:26:18Single and ready to mingle.
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:24Royce pooped.
00:26:26Should pick it up.
00:26:27Where?
00:26:28I don't see it.
00:26:28Just over there.
00:26:32Come on.
00:26:32Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:26:39Of course.
00:26:40It's an office.
00:26:41You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:26:44You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:26:48Very funny.
00:26:50You know I'm retiring next year.
00:26:51Yes, I know.
00:26:52Yeah, that means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:26:55So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:26:59Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:27:00Fuck no.
00:27:02Come on, Dad.
00:27:02Oh my goodness, are you okay?
00:27:18Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:27:25You're engaged, remember?
00:27:28And this is our new palette.
00:27:30It's Matt's collection.
00:27:33He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:27:37But yeah, that's the presentation from me, Michelangelo.
00:27:49What, Dad?
00:27:52What a day, Dad.
00:27:53It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:27:55Look at you, you got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:27:59And just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:28:02Hard work does pay off.
00:28:04Let me just look at Amelia.
00:28:06What about her?
00:28:07She comes from nothing, son.
00:28:09Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:28:11But she just worked hard.
00:28:12And now, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:28:16I guess that's impressive.
00:28:18Yeah, see.
00:28:18See, it is.
00:28:19I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:28:21I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:28:30Break's over.
00:28:31Well, not too bad, huh?
00:28:49One day down.
00:28:51Forty more years to go.
00:28:52Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work,
00:29:01raise you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:29:08You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:29:16Tonight?
00:29:17Shit.
00:29:18When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:29:20I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:29:22The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:29:24Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:29:26Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdina app.
00:29:32Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:29:34I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:29:36What's the matter?
00:29:38You're getting along, aren't you?
00:29:40Yeah, yeah.
00:29:41We're just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:29:44All right, so it's all settled.
00:29:45I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight, in the limo, and don't be late.
00:29:53Bye, Dad.
00:30:05So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:30:11Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:30:14And?
00:30:17And?
00:30:17You know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:30:20But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:30:26You better not let that hair down.
00:30:28Sorry, just an expression.
00:30:29How's it going in there?
00:30:38I'm coming out.
00:30:39I'm coming out.
00:30:39Is that bad?
00:30:50I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:30:56Buy that dress.
00:30:57ASAP.
00:31:02Leave me alone, party boy.
00:31:03I've got my own function tonight.
00:31:05I've got my own function tonight.
00:31:09Thank you so much.
00:31:09I've got my own function tonight.
00:31:11I love you.
00:31:12I'm with you.
00:31:14Wow.
00:31:19Look.
00:31:21I love you.
00:31:22What are you looking at?
00:31:42You're spilling all over yourself.
00:31:44Oh, thanks.
00:31:45Um, I...
00:31:47Did you forget my name?
00:31:50No, it's just...
00:31:51Uh, something different.
00:31:54Did you change your hair?
00:31:55Why do you care?
00:31:57The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:31:58I'm going out.
00:31:59I just forgot my charger.
00:32:01Awesome, thanks.
00:32:04I'm taking this.
00:32:06Wait, I've been calling you.
00:32:07We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:32:09I told you, I'm busy.
00:32:11Hold on!
00:32:14Amelia!
00:32:21All right, hey.
00:32:24Look who's right on time.
00:32:25Nice.
00:32:27Where's Amelia?
00:32:29She's sick.
00:32:31She can't make it.
00:32:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
00:32:33If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:32:37Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:32:38Give her some nice soup.
00:32:41I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:32:43Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:32:46Poor thing.
00:32:47Okay, Dad.
00:32:49See you in the office.
00:32:56Stupid dog walker?
00:32:57Tricking me with her makeover.
00:32:59I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:33:08Hey.
00:33:09It's Michael Angelo, Dean Levino.
00:33:11You still track people?
00:33:17Wow.
00:33:28Amelia.
00:33:29Hi.
00:33:32You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:33:35Without a dog.
00:33:36Sorry.
00:33:37I don't come to concerts often.
00:33:39I kind of panicked.
00:33:40No worries.
00:33:41I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:33:44Yeah.
00:33:45But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:33:48Talk to the bartender.
00:33:49Wow.
00:33:50The IP treatment.
00:33:51You look like it.
00:33:53Thanks, Jay.
00:33:55Hey.
00:33:56Lover boy.
00:33:57We're on.
00:34:00Gotta go.
00:34:01Find me in the green room after.
00:34:03Hope you like it.
00:34:05Break a leg.
00:34:06Lover boy.
00:34:40Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:34:43One more, please.
00:34:49But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:34:58Jake, you guys were great.
00:35:01You really think so?
00:35:04I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:35:05You don't know the strokes.
00:35:06You don't know the strokes.
00:35:07Are they older?
00:35:08I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:35:09It's all right.
00:35:10Lots of stuff to energy, too.
00:35:11You want some of them to drink?
00:35:12Yeah.
00:35:15So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:35:16I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:35:17That's awesome.
00:35:18When I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job.
00:35:22Focus on music full-time.
00:35:23You're gonna quit dog walking?
00:35:24I thought you liked it.
00:35:25I do, but...
00:35:26It's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:35:30When did you learn how to play guitar?
00:35:33Since I was 13.
00:35:35Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:35:40That's awesome.
00:35:42And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:35:47You're gonna quit dog walking? I thought you liked it.
00:35:51I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:35:55I don't even like dogs that much. I'm more of a cat person.
00:35:59A cat person?
00:36:00Who doesn't like dogs? Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:36:07I don't want to talk about work tonight. I just want to relax. Have a good time.
00:36:14You're beautiful, you know that?
00:36:18I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake. Now I'm not sure. We have nothing in common.
00:36:23Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:36:25What the heck? I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:36:32Michelangelo had his fun. Now I can have mine.
00:36:34Looks like someone needs obedience school.
00:36:52What's going on?
00:36:53That's Michelangelo, Dina Lavino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:36:57He's not.
00:36:58You coming with me, dog walker?
00:37:00Don't make me get the leash.
00:37:02What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:37:03Back off, dude.
00:37:05Back off.
00:37:06Grubby little hipster. She's my fiancée.
00:37:09So that was an engagement ring?
00:37:11Jake, I can explain.
00:37:12Let's go.
00:37:17I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:37:18I'm not, Jake.
00:37:24This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:37:30And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:37:37I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.
00:37:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:37:41Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:37:44Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:37:47I'm not following you around.
00:37:49You know what? I get it.
00:37:50You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:37:53Oh, me jealous?
00:37:56Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:37:58Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:38:01I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:38:03I have a name.
00:38:05Wait, what are you doing?
00:38:07That is an original.
00:38:07I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:38:09Oh, fine.
00:38:11I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:38:15I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:38:17You're treating me like shit.
00:38:20That's from the Renaissance.
00:38:22You are history's worst nightmare.
00:38:23I tried to make this work with you.
00:38:25We signed a contract.
00:38:26For an arranged marriage.
00:38:28Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:38:31You are such a simpleton.
00:38:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:37Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:38:40I tried to get along with you.
00:38:41You brought this on to yourself.
00:38:42I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:38:44Right back at you.
00:38:46I fucking hate you.
00:38:48I fucking hate you more.
00:38:50I fucking hate you.
00:39:20I fucking hate you.
00:39:50Where am I?
00:39:55Who's spooning me?
00:39:58Is that Jake?
00:40:00How drunk was I?
00:40:07Michelangelo?
00:40:08Dog walker.
00:40:09Oh.
00:40:10I forgot we did that last night.
00:40:12Must have been all those free beers
00:40:16We don't have to talk about this
00:40:20We had too many drinks
00:40:22We just forget it ever happened
00:40:24If that's what you want
00:40:26Definitely
00:40:27I have to go to work
00:40:32I should get up too
00:40:34Oh my head
00:40:36There's pedialine in the fridge
00:40:39Thanks for coming today sis
00:40:42Of course
00:40:43My doctor did say I needed
00:40:46Lots of exercise
00:40:48Well you look great
00:40:49Thanks
00:40:51I don't feel great
00:40:53The treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:40:56You
00:40:58On the other hand
00:40:59Are glowing today
00:41:01What's going on?
00:41:05So
00:41:06Michelangelo and I had sex last night
00:41:08Wait
00:41:09For the first time?
00:41:12Yeah
00:41:13We're taking it slow
00:41:15Michelangelo
00:41:17The male gigolo
00:41:19Is taking it slow
00:41:20Maybe I did misjudge him
00:41:24And
00:41:26How was it?
00:41:29Well...
00:41:30Really bad
00:41:31Right?
00:41:32I knew it
00:41:32Actually
00:41:33It was the best sex I ever had
00:41:36Well that explains the glow
00:41:39I am happy for you sis
00:41:43Physical chemistry is important
00:41:46That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about
00:41:49I don't get it
00:41:51He and I are nothing alike
00:41:53And yet he knows how to push all of my buttons
00:41:54I feel like
00:41:55Like an arcade game
00:41:56And he just keeps getting the high score
00:41:57Again and again
00:41:59You get the picture
00:42:01Hey
00:42:03Opposites attract
00:42:06I mean
00:42:07That's why you guys love each other so much
00:42:10Because you're so different
00:42:12Something like that
00:42:14Here comes
00:42:24Right on the schedule
00:42:25Dog walkers in love with me
00:42:27I'll have to let her down easy
00:42:30Weird
00:42:31I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:42:33What was that about?
00:42:45Must be the hangover
00:42:46Hey I
00:42:55I'd like to hang out tonight
00:42:56Maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:42:58Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker
00:43:20And why hasn't she
00:43:22Texted me yet
00:43:28I'm not very good with words
00:43:56Me neither
00:43:56But last night I
00:43:59You don't have to say anything
00:43:59We both know it was a mistake
00:44:01And we can just go back to hating each other
00:44:04Like nothing ever happened
00:44:06I don't think you understand
00:44:07If you just listen to me for a second
00:44:09Look
00:44:09You don't have to worry about me catching feelings
00:44:11I'm a big girl
00:44:12I've had a one night stand before
00:44:14I've never been with someone like you before
00:44:17Okay
00:44:18I get it
00:44:19I'm not one of your
00:44:20Your models
00:44:21Or your
00:44:22Your D-list actresses
00:44:23You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily
00:44:27I know that if you would take back last night that you would
00:44:30I mean
00:44:31Frankly so would I
00:44:32I mean you're driving me nuts
00:44:33You don't understand
00:44:34Let's
00:44:34Let's get some takeout
00:44:36And figure this thing out
00:44:37I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me
00:44:41Wait
00:44:42Did you just call me Amelia?
00:44:47What happened to dog walker?
00:44:49I have a confession to make
00:44:51Last night
00:44:55I don't know how
00:44:57I don't know why
00:44:58That was the best sex I've ever had in my life
00:45:02Really?
00:45:05Do I look like I'm lying?
00:45:07I'm not a good actor
00:45:08I could even do reality TV
00:45:11But there is a fire between us Amelia
00:45:16Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry
00:45:19You sound like you're reading a horoscope
00:45:23Amelia
00:45:24Please
00:45:26I know you felt it too
00:45:29Amelia
00:45:35Please
00:45:35Don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:45:38I felt it too
00:45:40So why are we fighting it?
00:45:48I've been thinking about you all day
00:45:49Me too
00:46:10So I set the kitchen on fire?
00:46:28How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?
00:46:31It's not my fault
00:46:34They should change the name
00:46:35No wonder they cancelled Vanderpump's super yacht
00:46:39If you think that's funny
00:46:41Just wait till the next episode
00:46:42The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis
00:46:45And he almost sinks the boat
00:46:46You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag
00:46:55You're not so bad
00:46:56Thanks?
00:47:00You know, we could actually try this
00:47:02Hey, if the sex stays this good
00:47:05I'm open for anything
00:47:06I'm serious
00:47:08The wedding's coming up
00:47:10We could give it a shot
00:47:13You mean like
00:47:14You and me
00:47:15Together together
00:47:16Why not?
00:47:18Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:47:20Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?
00:47:41Oh, hey, Royce
00:47:43Jake?
00:47:45How's it going?
00:47:47Good
00:47:47Yeah
00:47:48Look, the other night was kind of
00:47:51Crazy
00:47:51I know
00:47:52I should have told you about Michelangelo
00:47:55We were kind of in a fight
00:47:57I'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:48:00Is he always like that?
00:48:03So aggressive and controlling?
00:48:05I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:48:07He was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:48:10Well, I am his woman
00:48:12He saw us together and he got jealous
00:48:15And I don't blame him
00:48:17Oh, my God
00:48:18Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?
00:48:23I didn't mean a pride
00:48:24Just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:48:27I'm here if you need to talk
00:48:29Thanks, Jake
00:48:30But I'm engaged
00:48:32Remember?
00:48:33And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé
00:48:37I thought we had a connection
00:48:38You're a cat person
00:48:40It never would have worked
00:48:42Come on, Gucci
00:48:44Let's go
00:48:45Cats are awesome
00:48:50That was a great presentation
00:48:56The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:48:59You think so?
00:49:00Ooh
00:49:01Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing
00:49:04Oh, yeah, yeah
00:49:05Now, listen
00:49:06I got to fly to Paris for a few days
00:49:09You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:49:11Gucci?
00:49:12Sure
00:49:12But, I mean, you know
00:49:14Dogs are more Amelia's specialty
00:49:15Yeah
00:49:16But that's how you impress her
00:49:17You invite her for a romantic date
00:49:20At the dog park
00:49:21At the dog park?
00:49:22Mm-hmm
00:49:23I just texted her
00:49:24It's all set
00:49:25Now
00:49:26Go get her, lover boy
00:49:29So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:49:43You've never played fetch before?
00:49:46It's my dad's dog
00:49:47Not mine
00:49:48Let me try
00:49:50That's okay
00:49:52I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball
00:49:54With your dainty hands
00:49:56Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:50:02No
00:50:03I like my work
00:50:04What's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:50:10You're right
00:50:11I should work less
00:50:12If nothing else
00:50:14You're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:50:17Fetch Gucci
00:50:21I've got a big surprise
00:50:27A surprise?
00:50:30Just wait and see
00:50:31Grazie
00:50:40Have a good night, Mr. Dino Valino
00:50:42What's that?
00:50:49Special delivery from Masteryone's Italian Deli
00:50:52But Gucci
00:50:56It's your favorite prosciutto
00:50:58You know, that's awful for dogs, right?
00:51:03I thought you were off the clock today
00:51:06Besides, it's a special occasion
00:51:08I also thought we could use his water bowl
00:51:12To pour a little Chianti into
00:51:13I'm kidding
00:51:15This is for us
00:51:17Why don't you get us a corkscrew?
00:51:19What else is in the bag?
00:51:21Just some imported Italian ingredients
00:51:23So I can make you a real Italian dinner
00:51:25You can cook?
00:51:27That was so good
00:51:42I feel like I just went to Italy
00:51:45Even though I've never been
00:51:46How did you do this?
00:51:48I can't cook at all
00:51:49Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:51:52Did you learn in culinary school?
00:51:55No
00:51:55My mom taught me
00:51:56Tell me about her
00:51:58I've never told a girl about my mom
00:52:01Sorry
00:52:03I don't mean to pray
00:52:05She passed away when I was 11
00:52:08Breast cancer
00:52:09But I have a lot of good memories of her
00:52:13She grew up in a little village in Tuscany
00:52:15She taught me everything I know about cooking
00:52:19We'd spend hours in the kitchen
00:52:21Just cooking and eating and laughing
00:52:24I still have all of her recipes
00:52:28Here
00:52:29Handwritten in Italian
00:52:31That's really special
00:52:32I miss her
00:52:36This might sound corny but
00:52:39I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes
00:52:42It's not corny
00:52:44But I didn't know you were such a softie
00:52:47Just don't tell TMZ
00:52:49What about your parents?
00:52:53My parents died in a car accident
00:52:55When I was 13
00:52:57It's been me and Betsy ever since
00:52:59I'm sorry
00:53:01I just really hope these treatments work
00:53:04I don't want to lose her too
00:53:07I'm sorry
00:53:10Your story made me emotional
00:53:12I'm gonna go do the dishes
00:53:14I'll help you
00:53:15No, no, it's fine
00:53:16I like doing the dishes
00:53:18It relaxes me
00:53:19Good
00:53:20Because I hate them
00:53:21Well, then I guess we make a good team
00:53:23Is it just the wine?
00:53:30Or am I really falling for
00:53:32Him
00:53:32Her
00:53:33You don't want espresso
00:53:37Hey
00:53:46Hey
00:53:48Do you want an espresso?
00:53:50I just figured out how to make the machine work
00:53:52No, thank you
00:53:53You mean to have a morning meeting
00:53:55I'm kind of in a rush
00:53:55Okay, well
00:53:56Don't forget Gucci
00:53:58How could I?
00:54:01Ready, bro?
00:54:01Well, let me fix your tie
00:54:03What do you know about ties?
00:54:07You wear t-shirts to work
00:54:08And you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:54:11Touche
00:54:13There you go
00:54:15Okay, bye
00:54:16Bye
00:54:17Love you
00:54:20Love you too
00:54:21Sorry
00:54:32Reflex
00:54:33I didn't mean to say that
00:54:34Me neither
00:54:35Too soon
00:54:36Talk about it later?
00:54:39Yeah
00:54:40Okay
00:54:41Okay
00:54:42Ugh, could that have been any more awkward?
00:54:46And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:54:48Look who's here
00:54:54Hey
00:54:55My little guy
00:54:57Hey, little Gucci
00:54:59Look at this right here
00:55:01Huh?
00:55:03Let's try
00:55:03Oh, yeah
00:55:06Now, here's mine
00:55:08Right?
00:55:09Just like that
00:55:10Huh?
00:55:10Yeah
00:55:11Even got one for big brother
00:55:12Right there
00:55:13Come to Papa
00:55:15Yes, my boy
00:55:17Alright, alright
00:55:20So
00:55:20We gotta talk about this wedding, right?
00:55:23This is two weeks off
00:55:24Hollywood Bowl
00:55:25They're waiting for an answer
00:55:26And I bumped into Chris Martin
00:55:29On the plane
00:55:29He says that the band is free
00:55:32You like Coldplay, right?
00:55:34Dad
00:55:34We can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl
00:55:37Cool
00:55:38Well, alright
00:55:40Then we'll book the Magic Castle
00:55:42How about that?
00:55:43Not too big
00:55:43Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:55:45Dad
00:55:46Let's just pump the brakes
00:55:47We cannot plan a wedding like this
00:55:49What?
00:55:50Something wrong with Amelia?
00:55:52No
00:55:53Everything is great
00:55:54It's better than great
00:55:56Honestly
00:55:57But we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:56:01That's our thing
00:56:02It's not Amelia's thing
00:56:04I think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:56:06Wow
00:56:08I never thought of that
00:56:09You know, you have a very good point there
00:56:13I'm very impressed
00:56:16You've never acted like this
00:56:18With any other woman
00:56:20I can't say I've ever felt like this
00:56:23With another girl
00:56:23Sounds like you might be falling in love
00:56:26Love?
00:56:30Yeah
00:56:30I don't know
00:56:32He's cute
00:56:34Alright, alright
00:56:36Change of deal
00:56:37Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl
00:56:39Alright
00:56:40And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair
00:56:43A wedding with Coldplay
00:56:45No Coldplay, Dad
00:56:47No Coldplay
00:56:49So
00:56:56It's about my cancer treatment
00:56:59It's not working
00:57:01I know it
00:57:02I talked to my doctors yesterday
00:57:04And I'm cured
00:57:07What?
00:57:09You're cured?
00:57:11Oh
00:57:11Congratulations
00:57:13Thank you
00:57:14I wasn't expecting it
00:57:16I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions
00:57:19It only took two sessions?
00:57:22I almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:57:25Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money
00:57:28What's wrong, sis?
00:57:30We should be celebrating!
00:57:32I brought Prosecco
00:57:33No
00:57:34Yeah
00:57:35No, I'm good
00:57:37Yeah
00:57:37Amelia
00:57:39I'm your sister
00:57:40You can tell me anything
00:57:42Is it Michelangelo?
00:57:46Is everything okay?
00:57:47If that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:57:49I will take that man thong
00:57:51And give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:57:53That it will cut him in two
00:57:54It's not Michelangelo, Betsy
00:57:58It's me
00:58:01I have to tell you something
00:58:04I cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage
00:58:13What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:58:16It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments
00:58:18And you know that I would do anything for you
00:58:20Actually, he's not that bad
00:58:24I kind of like him
00:58:27Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome
00:58:31We need to get you out of there
00:58:33Betsy
00:58:34I have real feelings for him
00:58:38But
00:58:39What about the tabloid stories?
00:58:43You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World
00:58:45They banned him for life
00:58:48You'll never go to Epcot
00:58:49He's not actually like the stories
00:58:52Or at least not to me
00:58:54He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia
00:58:58If you marry Michelangelo
00:59:02He will make your life a living hell
00:59:05What if you meet him?
00:59:08Yeah
00:59:09Meet him
00:59:10Maybe he'll change your mind
00:59:12Maybe
00:59:12Maybe you'll actually like him
00:59:14Don't count on it
00:59:15Please
00:59:16Me
00:59:17Just give him the chance
00:59:18Fine
00:59:20Yes
00:59:21Only one
00:59:22Yes
00:59:23You won't regret it
00:59:27I'm gonna go get the Prosecco
00:59:28You better bring the whole bottle
00:59:32Thank you for making dinner
00:59:37Of course
00:59:39I'm glad she's cancer-free
00:59:40We need to celebrate
00:59:42Michelangelo
00:59:45You know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?
00:59:50You mean besides me?
00:59:51I'm serious
00:59:52It's really important to me that you two get along
00:59:54Have a glass of wine
00:59:57Tonight's gonna be great
00:59:59It's enormous
01:00:11Why would anybody need so much room?
01:00:17It's nice to see you too, sis
01:00:20Nice to finally meet you, Betsy
01:00:24So, this is the...
01:00:29Infamous, uh...
01:00:31Michelangelo
01:00:32How about we start off with a glass of champagne?
01:00:3796 Dom Perignon?
01:00:39Amelia, you said that's the year that you were born
01:00:40Yeah, sorry I can't drink that fancy stuff
01:00:44It's worth more than my car
01:00:46Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
01:00:51$8.99 at Ralph's
01:00:52It's delicious
01:00:53This was made in France
01:00:56Sorry, can't touch that stuff
01:00:58So
01:01:00Who wants a drink?
01:01:02Who wants a drink?
01:01:22You hardly touch your food
01:01:24It's a little too rich for me
01:01:29Mine tastes great
01:01:31So, Michelangelo
01:01:35I have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:01:39You don't mind, do you?
01:01:43Fire away
01:01:43So, I know you two have been having your
01:01:47Fun
01:01:49Um, but
01:01:51What's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:01:56I don't think it's going to
01:01:57That's cute and all
01:02:00But
01:02:01What about her career?
01:02:03Are you going to support her?
01:02:05Or kids?
01:02:05What's your stance on that?
01:02:06Or are you just going to
01:02:08Jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:02:11Let's see
01:02:11Look
01:02:12I know I have a past
01:02:14But
01:02:16I'm committed to it
01:02:17We haven't talked about kids, but
01:02:20I'm open to anything
01:02:21See, Michelangelo, that's my point
01:02:23You two are getting married
01:02:25And you barely know each other
01:02:27We don't know
01:02:28Easy Betsy
01:02:29I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:02:34And if you really cared about Amelia
01:02:36You would give her the time
01:02:38And what makes you such an expert?
01:02:41I don't see a ring on your finger
01:02:42Michelangelo
01:02:44You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:02:46It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her
01:02:48She gets it from you
01:02:49Are you going to let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
01:02:53You started it
01:02:57Why don't we all just calm down?
01:03:03Betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:03:05No, she's alone and miserable
01:03:07And trying to drag you down with her
01:03:09That's not fair, Michelangelo
01:03:11She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:03:13You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills
01:03:15And you're a frigid, lonely woman
01:03:16Who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:03:18You know what?
01:03:19You can't talk to Betsy like that
01:03:21That's my sister
01:03:22She just survived cancer
01:03:23That doesn't get me wrong
01:03:27Give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:03:29This is my house too
01:03:30And she can say whatever she wants
01:03:32Not to me
01:03:32You know, maybe she should be concerned
01:03:34I don't like this side of you
01:03:36See, I told you you should have spent more time
01:03:38Getting to know each other
01:03:39But I guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:03:41You told her?
01:03:42She's my sister
01:03:44I don't care
01:03:44That violates our agreement
01:03:45Oh, is that all I am to you?
01:03:47A contractual agreement?
01:03:49Some kind of obligation?
01:03:50It's not what I meant
01:03:52It came out wrong, Amelia
01:03:53I love you
01:03:55You love me?
01:03:56You don't listen to him
01:03:58He doesn't even know what that means
01:04:00Shut the fuck up!
01:04:02You know what?
01:04:03Maybe she was right
01:04:04I shouldn't have signed that contract
01:04:05It's over
01:04:06We need to get out of here
01:04:14I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix
01:04:17To know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:04:19Amelia
01:04:24I know this is hard to hear
01:04:26But
01:04:27You did the right thing
01:04:29You do so much better than him
01:04:32Yeah
01:04:33But he isn't a monster
01:04:35I shouldn't have said that
01:04:37We can talk about it on the road
01:04:39Get packing
01:04:41And if we leave now
01:04:42We can get to Mexico by dawn
01:04:44Lay low for a bit
01:04:45Mexico?
01:04:46Or Canada
01:04:47Whatever
01:04:48It's that or stay here and get sued
01:04:50By the Dino Lavinos
01:04:52Or worse
01:04:53I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us
01:04:56I mean
01:04:57I only told you about the contract
01:04:59It's not like I told the media
01:05:01You don't know that
01:05:03We're liabilities
01:05:05Loose ends
01:05:07You should listen to more True Kind podcast
01:05:09Get rid of that thing
01:05:14They could be tracking us right now
01:05:17Yeah, you know
01:05:19Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the ecoplex the other day
01:05:22See?
01:05:24He could have a sniper on us
01:05:26It's Romulus
01:05:31Hey Romulus
01:05:32What?
01:05:34What do you mean Gucci's missing?
01:05:36You came
01:05:50Against my better judgment
01:05:53I'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:05:56I've just been busy
01:05:57But
01:05:58It's over with now
01:06:00You should
01:06:03Punish me for straying
01:06:05You make me sick
01:06:08I make me sick
01:06:10Nice
01:06:19Underwear
01:06:21It's a great craftsmanship
01:06:23Okay
01:06:28Let's get this over with
01:06:30Is that all you have to say?
01:06:36Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:06:38I'm
01:06:39Sorry
01:06:40Chantel
01:06:41I thought I wanted this
01:06:44But I don't
01:06:47I'm not the stud that I used to be
01:06:51Amelia broke up with me
01:06:55It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:07:03Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for a dog walk with my hair
01:07:08I am fucking devastated
01:07:10And all her wishes I could take back how I acted
01:07:13I just wanted to come back to me
01:07:16There
01:07:21Amelia?
01:07:26Hi dad
01:07:29Gucci's gone?
01:07:31I'll be right there
01:07:33I'll be right there
01:07:40Gucci, Gucci
01:07:41Romulus
01:07:42What?
01:07:43Hold on
01:07:43Oh
01:07:44Well
01:07:46I only had him off the leash for a second, you know
01:07:49We're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:07:51He just shot off like a rocket
01:07:53I've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:07:56Well
01:07:58We can help you find him
01:08:00Yeah
01:08:01Right?
01:08:03Oh
01:08:03Good, thanks
01:08:05Gucci
01:08:06This better not be a trap
01:08:08Just come on
01:08:09Gucci
01:08:11Gucci
01:08:12Gucci
01:08:13Gucci
01:08:14Hey, hey, hey, hey
01:08:15Where's Michelangelo?
01:08:16Huh?
01:08:17I thought you were both together
01:08:18Why isn't he here with you?
01:08:19Oh, um, he's
01:08:21Sorry, I'm late, dad
01:08:22Where were you?
01:08:24I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastrionis
01:08:27It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:08:29This doesn't ring out of hiding
01:08:31Nothing will
01:08:32Smart move, kid
01:08:34Here, ladies
01:08:35Take a piece of this prosciutto
01:08:36Here
01:08:37That's it
01:08:38That's it
01:08:38That's it
01:08:39That's it
01:08:40That's it
01:08:40That's it
01:08:41Let me the earth
01:08:42Gucci!
01:08:59He's hopeless.
01:09:02We've been looking for him all night long.
01:09:05We're never going to find him.
01:09:07Don't give up, Dad.
01:09:08He's just off having a little adventure.
01:09:10Keep looking.
01:09:11He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:09:12See, they're not going to kill us.
01:09:16I do have to admit, though,
01:09:18I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:09:21He's really there for his dad.
01:09:24His dad's dog.
01:09:26So you approve now?
01:09:28They didn't say that.
01:09:31Gucci!
01:09:32Gucci!
01:09:35Gucci!
01:09:36My boy's back!
01:09:38Oh!
01:09:39I'm a little closer to approving.
01:09:50I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:10:02A little.
01:10:06It's okay.
01:10:07Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:10:10They just leave out part of the story.
01:10:13Amelia,
01:10:13can we talk?
01:10:18Please?
01:10:22Amelia,
01:10:23can we talk?
01:10:24please?
01:10:25Okay.
01:10:25Amelia,
01:10:26I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:10:41I shouldn't have attacked your sister,
01:10:44and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:10:50I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:10:55Thanks for saying that.
01:10:59I needed to hear that.
01:11:02And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:11:05You're not one.
01:11:08I'm still learning new things about you.
01:11:11Most of them are good.
01:11:14I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:11:17I'm not.
01:11:20You're not?
01:11:21What do you mean?
01:11:25Amelia,
01:11:25this might sound crazy,
01:11:27but
01:11:27I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:11:32And I don't want
01:11:33some silly piece of paper
01:11:34to pee the reason that we stay together.
01:11:38I want to know that our love is real.
01:11:42Dad.
01:11:43What is it, son?
01:11:45I want to cancel the contract
01:11:46between me and Amelia.
01:11:49Why, son?
01:11:50Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:11:52And not because of some legal obligation.
01:11:59But because she wants to.
01:12:06Consider our contracts null and void.
01:12:15Amelia.
01:12:16Amelia.
01:12:17What will it be?
01:12:18Will you marry me?
01:12:25Will you marry me?
01:12:28Yes.
01:12:29I'll marry you.
01:12:30You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:12:48And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:12:51Look at me.
01:12:53I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:12:55All right, all right, you two.
01:12:59That's enough, all right?
01:13:00We spent this whole night together.
01:13:02Come over to my place, all right?
01:13:04We'll have a nice breakfast,
01:13:06Italian style.
01:13:08Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:13:10I think I can get used to it.
01:13:12And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:13:15I want to hear from everybody involved,
01:13:18especially Coldplay.
01:13:20We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:13:21It was worth a try.
01:13:47And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:13:51Michelangelo?
01:13:55Amelia, even though we're far from a perfect couple,
01:14:00we're perfect together.
01:14:04I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time,
01:14:08and not just about dogs.
01:14:11I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:14:14I'm looking forward to your support and counsel
01:14:22as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:14:25And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband
01:14:34as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare
01:14:37you've always dreamed of.
01:14:38Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:14:47I love you so much.
01:14:52I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model,
01:15:00but here we are.
01:15:03Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell,
01:15:06and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest,
01:15:08something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:15:16And although we haven't spent much time together,
01:15:18it feels like a lifetime in a good way.
01:15:21With the power vested in me by Almighty God
01:15:30and the city of Beverly Hills,
01:15:31I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:15:35You may kiss your bride.
01:15:44Thanks.
01:15:46I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister.
01:15:49I'm Jake.
01:15:50Another dog walker.
01:15:53It's crazy, you know, given my sister.
01:15:55But I've always been more of a cat person.
01:15:58Me too.
01:16:01Oh, clap.
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