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00:00:30Why do you have to be like that?
00:00:56Why do you have to be like that?
00:01:03You have a silver spoon stuck in your mouth
00:01:06Ever since your little head popped out
00:01:08Life for you is just another sunny day
00:01:13They kiss the ground you walk on
00:01:15All the guys can't seem to wait their turn
00:01:18And when it comes around you make them pay
00:01:23You chew them up and spit them on your phone
00:01:27I guess that's just showing
00:01:31Why do you have to be like that?
00:01:33Hey, how's it going?
00:01:35Good, thanks.
00:01:36See ya.
00:01:37What's up?
00:01:3986, 88, 96, 96, 94, 96, 98
00:01:49Water!
00:01:55Okay, put your dust back.
00:01:57Put your dust back.
00:01:59The slicer.
00:02:03Hi.
00:02:04We usually take recess outside.
00:02:06Right.
00:02:07See, it's math.
00:02:09I found this idea on the internet
00:02:12That you...
00:02:13Multiplications.
00:02:14You drill the ball
00:02:16You throw it back and forth, so...
00:02:18Ah, good.
00:02:19Good.
00:02:20It's just a little noisy
00:02:21You know, for the other classes without balls
00:02:23Oh, I understand
00:02:25Yeah, um...
00:02:26We'll try to keep it down
00:02:27By the way, it looks interesting
00:02:29Do you mind if I come by the next time
00:02:31You're doing the multiplication tables?
00:02:33Well, I never thought I'd hear myself say that
00:02:35But, yeah, I would
00:02:36Yeah, absolutely
00:02:38Sounds great
00:02:40Okay!
00:02:42Who wants to be the octopus?
00:02:44Yeah!
00:02:46I mean, you'd think that they'd be interested
00:02:48In something new
00:02:49To get so bent out of shape
00:02:50By a little bracket
00:02:51All their kids wanted to be in your class
00:02:54You come in here all excited and bushy-tailed
00:02:57A year out of school
00:02:58You may be ready to change the world
00:03:01But to most people, different is a threat
00:03:03Yeah, but you're a great teacher
00:03:04How can you be so cynical?
00:03:06I save my enthusiasm for battles I can win
00:03:10Lorraine! Hi!
00:03:12How are you?
00:03:13Great, couldn't be better
00:03:14You?
00:03:15Well, I got yelled at today
00:03:16Because I was teaching math in this new way
00:03:18And...
00:03:19What, are you kidding me?
00:03:20I wake up with the guy I'm supposed to marry
00:03:22And you're the one having a tough day
00:03:23What happened?
00:03:24I thought you guys were going to get married this summer
00:03:26Well, the bride's always the last to know
00:03:28It's last week's teploids
00:03:29You know what I mean?
00:03:30Excuse me
00:03:33Lorraine!
00:03:37Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:03:38Look
00:03:39We're going on our annual trip
00:03:41You, me, and Steph
00:03:43Only
00:03:44We're not going in the summer
00:03:45And we're going someplace fun
00:03:46Spring break
00:03:47A place called Mittner's Cove or something
00:03:49Somewhere near San Diego
00:03:51Get your life in order
00:03:52Wait, wait, wait
00:03:53Hold on, our yearly trip now?
00:03:55No!
00:03:56Hi, hi
00:03:57That's Inuit
00:03:58In fact, it was her idea
00:03:59Find me another fiancé
00:04:01Hmm, at least for the week
00:04:02David and I haven't seen much of each other this semester
00:04:05And we were going to go on this camping trip
00:04:07What don't you understand about the beach?
00:04:09You may not believe this
00:04:10But I actually want to go camping with David
00:04:12Oh, you're farther gone than I thought
00:04:14I'll tell you what
00:04:15I'm going home tomorrow
00:04:16I'll see him, and I'll ask him
00:04:18Ask him?
00:04:19That's positively Step Fortian
00:04:21Let me tell you
00:04:22You are in serious jeopardy
00:04:37You have to come
00:04:41Now that Laurie's being dumped
00:04:43She's going to be a nutcase
00:04:44I don't know, Steph
00:04:46You know, I've just been feeling a little weird
00:04:48A little unsettled lately
00:04:50It's our trip
00:04:52Our little tradition
00:04:53I know spring break isn't quite our thing
00:04:57So what if you and Laurie are working?
00:04:59I'm still in school
00:05:00So we qualify to go somewhere and act like idiots
00:05:02Well, you know what?
00:05:03Sometimes I wish I were still in school
00:05:05You are, just with a bunch of seven year olds
00:05:07We were together all those years in college
00:05:09And we didn't have to worry about real life
00:05:11We're still friends
00:05:12It's not as though I'm moving to China
00:05:14At least not yet
00:05:16Although, maybe after spring break
00:05:19But see, that's what I mean
00:05:20You're going to China
00:05:21And I'm here with a third grade
00:05:23And a bitchy principal
00:05:24You are so nuts
00:05:26You know, I don't know who's worse
00:05:28You're Laurie
00:05:29I mean, here you are with a career
00:05:31That's actually working
00:05:32About to be married to this great guy
00:05:34Have those 1.8 fabulous children
00:05:37Well, I have to thrash my way
00:05:38Through the academic jungle
00:05:40Yeah, but you're going to China
00:05:41Come on
00:05:42You have to come
00:05:43It'll be great
00:05:44You and David
00:05:45Can spend your whole life going camping
00:05:47Hey Emma, what are you doing home?
00:05:48Checking to see who's leading in the street
00:05:49That doesn't take much
00:05:50Hey guys!
00:05:51Hey!
00:05:52Where is that bad boy?
00:05:53Hey Emma, he's working out I think
00:05:54Okay, thank you
00:05:55Okay, jigs up, hide the girls
00:05:56Hey Emma
00:05:57Hey, honey
00:05:58Hey, honey
00:05:59Come and spot me
00:06:00Okay
00:06:01What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:02What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:03No, it's great
00:06:04I didn't spot me
00:06:05What are you doing here?
00:06:06What are you doing here?
00:06:08Mmm
00:06:09I don't know
00:06:10Oh
00:06:11I'm sorry
00:06:12I'm sorry
00:06:13I'm sorry
00:06:14Hey, I'm sorry
00:06:15Hey, Emma
00:06:16He's working out I think
00:06:17Okay, thank you
00:06:18Okay, jigs up, hide the girls
00:06:20Hey, Emma
00:06:21Hey, honey
00:06:22Come and spot me
00:06:23Okay
00:06:24What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:27No, it's great
00:06:28It didn't spot me
00:06:29What are you doing here?
00:06:30Can you get away?
00:06:39I'm away
00:06:40I'm away
00:06:41you are never getting up I think I'll make the rolls here yeah yeah I think so yeah yeah yeah
00:07:09God when are you gonna get a decent bed when there's more call for it we could probably figure out
00:07:20something to do about it though yeah we could but probably not this weekend why not you should
00:07:26live dangerously better watch out one of these days you're gonna get stuck let's go I've got more
00:07:37important things to do hey I didn't want to tell you over the phone but uh I don't think I'm gonna
00:07:55be able to do this camping trip I have to sit my advanced EMT course it's the only time I can do
00:07:59it till next year you bum you know that I just turned on a spring break trip with Steph and Lorraine
00:08:05to go camping with you and now here you are dumping me well if I had my way then we'd be so
00:08:10bored of being together all the time and you'd be happy to have a break you think that what that
00:08:18we should be together no that we'd be bored well it looks innocent enough but all that sun makes
00:08:28people a little crazy you're better off where it's cooler how do you know dad I was in the Navy remember
00:08:34well I'll stay away from anybody who's in a uniform except for maybe a fireman dad's just worried once
00:08:40anybody leaves this suffocating town they're gonna go crazy or never come back yeah dad maybe we should
00:08:46find out what really went on out there that was before I met your mother yeah yeah we've heard
00:08:51that before all right I better go they'll forgive me anything if it involves them but only up to a point
00:08:56I'll see you out what is this an empty chair see you around square play hooky oh you want me to
00:09:05lug hose the rest of my life is that you're blowing my excuse not to go with the girls well you should
00:09:10go it'll be fun right maybe you have duty tonight yeah especially after this afternoon bye baby
00:09:18I'll miss you
00:09:22I'll bring you back a bronze goddess
00:09:30oh
00:09:39oh
00:09:44oh
00:09:45oh
00:09:47oh
00:09:56I know it's too early, but my homie's hangin' at the window
00:09:59How I never call these, so I pull up through the curtain
00:10:02Let the air out, drop it to the ground
00:10:03But it sounds time to show up
00:10:05I pop the trunk and let the car burn on you
00:10:07Bump it so loud that your party's at the side
00:10:09Heaven, that's it? We've died and gone to heaven.
00:10:14Wow, you feel that sun?
00:10:15I have been cold for five months.
00:10:18All right, well, looks like you get warmed up here.
00:10:21I'm never leaving.
00:10:23Littner's Cove party girls?
00:10:25That's us.
00:10:26Hey, boy, have you come to the right place?
00:10:28How'd you girls get so smart you picked Littner's Cove?
00:10:31Look at that beach!
00:10:32And hey, we got a pool and we got a stage.
00:10:35You girls were born for that stage.
00:10:37We got a hypnotist, lets you do what you always want.
00:10:40Around here, I'm your man.
00:10:42Whatever you need, whatever you want, I'm your man.
00:10:45Hey, you like a different look?
00:10:46Just around the point, we got a different beach.
00:10:48Big waves, bars.
00:10:50Personally, I never leave right here.
00:10:52What do you got in these bags? Just bikinis?
00:10:54Here, give me that.
00:10:56Whew, all you guys are hot.
00:10:58We got lots of guys.
00:10:59Girls, too, if that's your thing.
00:11:01Hey, you here to hook up?
00:11:02Because I'm a connected and connecting, you know what I mean?
00:11:06Aren't you still in school?
00:11:07Like, high school?
00:11:10Yeah, well, we mature a little faster out here.
00:11:12Oh, you got an older brother?
00:11:14I am my older brother.
00:11:16Oh, my God.
00:11:17So many hot boys up in here, so many girls in their underwear.
00:11:38Look, Kathleen.
00:11:40Remember when we were like this?
00:11:44I was never like this.
00:11:45I don't remember us ever being like this even when we were kids.
00:11:49All they have is time.
00:11:52There's always going to be, remember?
00:11:55We used to think there's always going to be a guy, a career, and everything would just
00:12:01come naturally because that's what happens.
00:12:03There was plenty of time.
00:12:07Of course, we may never have met the guy or had the job, but we were going to have it
00:12:11all.
00:12:12Get married, have kids, guaranteed.
00:12:16We're going to be happy because we deserved it.
00:12:19Guaranteed.
00:12:21Well, time sure is a way of sneaking up on you.
00:12:25Nobody tells you it's a crap shoot where most people come off snake eyes.
00:12:28I don't feel that way.
00:12:30Yeah, you do.
00:12:31You do feel that way.
00:12:33You just haven't faced it yet.
00:12:34Otherwise, you would have married David long ago.
00:12:37I mean, what are you waiting for?
00:12:39David isn't turning into somebody else anytime soon.
00:12:41I mean, you walk into that firehouse, you know, sure as hell what you get.
00:12:44Knock it off, Lori.
00:12:46I need to do something different.
00:12:52Have fun, you know?
00:12:53I mean, life is, who knows what the hell life's about.
00:13:01I just found that out the hard way.
00:13:05I need to be somebody who didn't just let it all get away.
00:13:14What I need is to hook up.
00:13:18Fats.
00:13:18Fats.
00:13:19So a pass right up on the dance floor.
00:13:22Give me some energy.
00:13:22She is going to get in a lot of trouble.
00:13:34I know.
00:13:35I know.
00:13:38Look at her.
00:13:42Girl, girl, where do you think you're going?
00:14:06Three most beautiful girls here and you're walking away?
00:14:09Did we do something wrong here?
00:14:11Just a little reality break.
00:14:14Reality?
00:14:15What is that?
00:14:16This is spring break.
00:14:17You got to go a little wild.
00:14:18Otherwise, what's the point?
00:14:20Are you guys watching the wet t-shirt contest?
00:14:22You guys have to do it.
00:14:23No.
00:14:24You know what you're missing?
00:14:25You know how it feels to have a hundred crazy guys wanting to be with you?
00:14:28Well, I've already got someone wanting to be with me.
00:14:31But that's one pathetic guy.
00:14:33I'm talking about a hundred crazy guys.
00:14:36Do you have any idea?
00:14:38And another thing.
00:14:39You know, like sexual charades for yourself.
00:14:41You know, like that movie when Harry met Sally.
00:14:43You've seen that movie?
00:14:43I've seen that movie, yes.
00:14:44Oh, okay.
00:14:45But we'd be doing it in a hot tub, not in a stupid dining room.
00:14:48Who are you?
00:14:51Hello, girls.
00:14:52I thought we discouraged you.
00:14:53You must have mistaken me for someone who isn't falling in love.
00:14:57You girls have just won the Most Beautiful Girls Award.
00:15:02And we are the prize.
00:15:04So my two guys are going to shoot you an entire week.
00:15:06You'll never forget it.
00:15:08I'm not sure I want to remember this week.
00:15:10See, I thought I swore off these a minute ago.
00:15:12You can swear off again tonight.
00:15:35Hey, I told you this beach was special.
00:15:38Totally private.
00:15:39Five minutes from your condo.
00:15:41Oh, my God, look at this.
00:15:43He's so gorgeous.
00:15:44This is just the beginning.
00:15:46Hey, I'm your ticket to a good life.
00:15:47I'm your ticket.
00:15:48I'm your ticket.
00:15:49I'm your ticket.
00:15:50I'm your ticket.
00:15:51I'm your ticket.
00:15:52I'm your ticket.
00:15:53I'm your ticket.
00:15:54I'm your ticket.
00:15:55I'm not doing mine on the grind for the kids.
00:15:56I got a stack full of backs on the side for the width.
00:15:57And if you mess with my dough, I'ma tie it to your left.
00:15:58Put my foot on the gas, hit drive on the stick.
00:15:59Hit reverse on your body, put the tires on your hip.
00:16:00Bet you thought I ain't seen that little line on your wrist.
00:16:02But it's wide to them folk when they wide the stitch.
00:16:03Flip nine one time, you got a dime for a hit.
00:16:04Uh, certified gangsters and dimes on my click.
00:16:05Look at that face.
00:16:06I knew it the moment I saw her.
00:16:07It's just another body, dude.
00:16:08Uh ah.
00:16:09Not just another body.
00:16:10Total innocence.
00:16:11But not...
00:16:13She's not gonna do anything.
00:16:14Not the type.
00:16:15Yeah.
00:16:16She's just a double point.
00:16:18I'll be able to see the next photo of the trailer.
00:16:20She's just a double point.
00:16:22Uh, what are you trying to do?
00:16:23What are you trying to do?
00:16:24Look at that face.
00:16:25I knew it the moment I saw her.
00:16:27It's just another body, dude.
00:16:28Nah, uh...
00:16:29Not just another body.
00:16:32Total innocence.
00:16:34But not...
00:16:35She's not gonna do anything.
00:16:36She's not going to do anything, not the type.
00:16:38She will.
00:16:40Look, the right situation, the right drugs, the right booze.
00:16:46Besides, when we're done with this, she wouldn't think she did everything.
00:17:06She's not going to do anything, not the type of drugs.
00:17:12I'm going to go to the side of the car.
00:17:16I need to let your stars wander away.
00:17:36How about we get some drinks and now?
00:17:44All right.
00:17:48There you go.
00:17:50Get all that, get all that.
00:17:52There you go.
00:17:54Take it all.
00:17:56Come on, come on, come on, let's do it.
00:18:00Come on, come on.
00:18:04Take it all.
00:18:06Take it all.
00:18:08Come on, come on.
00:18:10Here you go.
00:18:12Here you go.
00:18:14There you go.
00:18:16Come on.
00:18:18Come on, come on.
00:18:20Let's do it.
00:18:22What's for you?
00:18:24I'm not here.
00:18:26Come on.
00:18:28Come on.
00:18:30Oh my god.
00:18:33Oh my God.
00:18:36Woo!
00:18:40Oh.
00:18:43Ah.
00:18:48Woo!
00:18:52Sorry.
00:18:53Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma.
00:18:55Emma!
00:18:57Emma!
00:19:00Oh, God!
00:19:07Oh, God!
00:19:15Okay. The idea's to be Meg Ryan, right, Emma?
00:19:18Emma!
00:19:20Emma! Emma!
00:19:21Emma! Emma! Emma!
00:19:23Come on, baby.
00:19:25Come on, baby.
00:19:27Come on.
00:19:29Do it for me.
00:19:31I know you can do it, baby.
00:19:33Come on.
00:19:35Come on, Emma.
00:19:37Come on, Emma.
00:19:39Yeah.
00:19:41Oh, God.
00:19:43Yeah.
00:19:45Oh, God.
00:19:47Oh.
00:19:49Oh, my God.
00:19:51Oh, my God.
00:19:53Oh, God.
00:19:55Yeah.
00:19:57Oh, my God.
00:19:59Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:20:01Yeah, right there. Right there.
00:20:03Oh, God.
00:20:11That was amazing.
00:20:13I have a headache.
00:20:15You need an aspirin?
00:20:17Yeah.
00:20:19You need anything else?
00:20:20No, no.
00:20:21I just want to ask her.
00:20:22There's a cabin downstairs.
00:20:23You want to come?
00:20:24Yeah.
00:20:25Come on.
00:20:26I think I need another.
00:20:27You sure you're all right?
00:20:36Give me a little bit.
00:20:38Better if she were down a little.
00:20:40No.
00:20:44I got it.
00:20:48Perfect.
00:20:54Dumb bitch.
00:21:10I just want to say, we're so proud of you.
00:21:24You're doing such a great job.
00:21:25And if you're the members of the board and faculty want to discuss some ideas that we have for you next week, okay?
00:21:31Okay.
00:21:32Okay.
00:21:33That would be great.
00:21:34Yeah.
00:21:35I'm going to get great style together.
00:21:36I'm going to get great style together.
00:21:37I'm going to like my kids.
00:21:38Hi.
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00:22:00Good morning.
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00:22:08How did you get them to do all of that?
00:22:10I don't remember doing anything like that in the second grade except run around the playground.
00:22:15Do you think it's possible for me to be too impressed?
00:22:17You want to give you a big head?
00:22:18You're going to think you're too good for a small town fireman.
00:22:21Oh, come on.
00:22:22I would love to show you how untrue that is.
00:22:24You would?
00:22:25Yeah.
00:22:27I would.
00:22:30Will you stay over?
00:22:32Mm-hmm.
00:22:36Like I don't have a four-and-a-half-hour drive to make my shift.
00:22:40But I'll be up next weekend.
00:22:42Okay?
00:22:42I'm really, really proud of you.
00:22:47I love you.
00:22:57In Mintner's Cove, I really missed you.
00:23:00I wanted you to be there.
00:23:02You're right.
00:23:03What about the hunk with the yacht?
00:23:06I remember having a headache and playing charades.
00:23:09What do you think?
00:23:17What do I think?
00:23:18I think you should go to San Diego more often.
00:23:20Oh, you better, you better go before I make you stay.
00:23:35How'd you stop me?
00:23:37No, you're kidding.
00:23:38By the way, I went topless one night.
00:23:48I'm sorry, you what?
00:23:50Yeah, we all did.
00:23:51It was a little weird out there.
00:23:52Should have been there.
00:23:54See the new me.
00:23:55I told you you didn't know what you were missing.
00:23:59It's party time.
00:24:03From all over the country they come.
00:24:05You know what they want.
00:24:06That girl next door, they play the tease, but they're showing it on display.
00:24:11They just want somebody to grab it.
00:24:13And you can be that guy and get them on the beach and in your lap.
00:24:17Get your credit card ready.
00:24:18Click the download button and get every second of what these horny chicks do.
00:24:23No more hard-porno queens.
00:24:25These are the girls next door.
00:24:28The board, we all were so impressed by your imagination and your handling of the children
00:24:33that the PTA would like to fund an extracurricular program for all grades.
00:24:38Oh, my God.
00:24:39For the other teachers as well.
00:24:41I've had three kids go through this school.
00:24:43I thought you raised the bar.
00:24:45I thought you should be rewarded for your talents.
00:24:48Wow.
00:24:49I don't know what to say.
00:24:52I'm flattered.
00:24:54I just, um, I don't know quite how it would work.
00:24:57Well, if you're agreeable, we could set up another meeting and see if we can figure something out.
00:25:01Boy, you sure know how to make enemies.
00:25:04First you come back from California positively glowing, and now you're holding seminars.
00:25:11It's a terrible idea, isn't it?
00:25:13It's a great idea.
00:25:14But it's also the best way to get yourself most hated teacher of the year.
00:25:19Well, then I just won't do it.
00:25:22School politics are funny.
00:25:24I mean, it looks all touchy-feely, but you just never want to give anyone too much ammunition.
00:25:30Hey, Jess, come here.
00:25:41Is that who it looks like?
00:25:47Can't be.
00:25:48It's like one of those spring break tapes.
00:25:49It's different, more extreme.
00:25:51Did she go down to some spring break thing?
00:25:53You watched the whole thing.
00:25:54It's her.
00:25:56It gets pretty raunchy.
00:25:57You think we ought to tell Dave?
00:25:58I know what I mean.
00:26:01Suddenly all the other teachers are mad at me.
00:26:03Well, most.
00:26:04Well, you could try switching schools.
00:26:06Better yet, you could come home.
00:26:08You know you could get a job in a second.
00:26:10Maybe it's time.
00:26:12Is that code for get married and live happily ever after in Prairie du Shinn?
00:26:16So what if it is?
00:26:17It's not the end of the world.
00:26:18I just don't know if I want to spend my whole life in a small town.
00:26:23Why?
00:26:24What's wrong with it?
00:26:26Well, would you live somewhere else?
00:26:29I don't think so.
00:26:30I think Prairie has a lot to offer.
00:26:32I mean, history, family, roots.
00:26:36I mean, honey, it's a good town.
00:26:37It's our home.
00:26:39I mean, what, is there something you want to do that needs you to be someplace else?
00:26:43It can be a little suffocating.
00:26:44You don't think people feel suffocated no matter where they are?
00:26:47I mean, anywhere.
00:26:48Madison, Chicago, San Diego, wherever you were.
00:26:54All right, honey, I guess I could learn how to surf.
00:26:56No, I didn't say that.
00:26:57Look, all I'm saying is I don't remember you feeling this way before you took your little trip.
00:27:02Did something happen out there?
00:27:04Made you feel like you needed to be someplace else?
00:27:07I don't know.
00:27:08With someone else?
00:27:11Listen, I've always felt this way.
00:27:14Okay, I mean, don't you feel this way sometimes?
00:27:16What if there's something out there that's perfect?
00:27:20Perfect for you.
00:27:21For us.
00:27:22You know, we might never know.
00:27:24I think that everything that's perfect for us is right there.
00:27:27I mean, you could turn your back on it looking for something else, I don't know what, but by the time you figure it out, what you don't know is what you've lost.
00:27:36David, nothing's changed.
00:27:39Yeah, maybe.
00:27:41But, uh, at least it's in the open now.
00:27:44Don't you think we've been ignoring this?
00:27:46You know, I'm not facing the facts here.
00:27:47What?
00:27:47No.
00:27:48What are you talking about?
00:27:49Kate, listen.
00:27:50I love you, and you love me.
00:27:53Those are the facts.
00:27:55Yeah, but, no, look, the fact is I like Prairie, okay?
00:27:58I like my job.
00:28:00It makes me feel good.
00:28:01Like I'm doing something I'm proud of.
00:28:05Yeah.
00:28:07I'm sorry.
00:28:08I've got to go.
00:28:08Come here.
00:28:11I love you.
00:28:13I'll see you soon.
00:28:13Bye.
00:28:13Bye.
00:28:13Bye.
00:28:18Bye.
00:28:48Bye.
00:29:18Bye.
00:29:48Bye.
00:29:50I'm sure there's some kind of reasonable explanation here.
00:29:54Mistaken identity.
00:29:55Something.
00:29:57I just thought you should know someone raised the issue.
00:30:00I don't understand.
00:30:02If somebody would say something like that, don't I get a chance to defend myself?
00:30:11It may be a little premature.
00:30:12If there's no substance to it, then we can forget we ever had this conversation.
00:30:19It's more important that it's not true.
00:30:22What am I supposed to do?
00:30:24Somebody that I don't know who it is is saying that I'm in some porno film that they won't identify, and I what?
00:30:34If you like to take the rest of the day off.
00:30:37Oh, I wouldn't like to take the rest of the day off.
00:30:40I haven't done anything.
00:30:43Why should I?
00:30:45No.
00:30:46Emma, it's not a suggestion.
00:30:48I'm not making it a formal suspension, but just take a couple of days off.
00:31:03She wouldn't even tell me what they were talking about.
00:31:06I heard it was about you in some movie.
00:31:08You didn't do anything weird when you were in San Diego, did you?
00:31:12No.
00:31:12I mean, we all had fun.
00:31:15Well, we took our tops off one night.
00:31:17That's it.
00:31:18I should have gone to San Tropez.
00:31:21I mean, sure, you let go a little.
00:31:23This vacation, it was more silly than anything.
00:31:26Yeah, but silly to you can be salacious to somebody else.
00:31:28I mean, the trouble with this kind of thing is there will always be somebody who believes it because they secretly want it to be true.
00:31:33No, I haven't heard anything about it.
00:31:37Yeah, I tried to call Lorraine, but I couldn't reach her.
00:31:40Um, I've been suspended.
00:31:42How can they do that?
00:31:44Are all of us in it?
00:31:45I don't know.
00:31:45I don't even know if this thing exists.
00:31:49I mean, do you know where I would find this type of thing?
00:31:52But, I mean, what would we look for?
00:31:54Emma, Steph, and Lorraine.
00:31:55Flash in Mintner's Cove.
00:31:57Okay, well, if you talk to Lorraine, tell her to call me, all right?
00:32:01I will.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:02All right.
00:32:06All right.
00:32:06Turn off, turn off.
00:32:29I don't understand, Reverend.
00:32:44I thought we were doing a pretty good job for the church.
00:32:47Well, if you want to make a change, that's fine, but there has to be a reason.
00:32:52I mean, it's okay if you have to.
00:32:54It just, I'm just confused.
00:32:56Look, if it's something we did, I...
00:32:59I have to go downstairs and tell Henry to cancel that Emanuel Lutheran order.
00:33:04St. Matthews just canceled their bulletin order.
00:33:07It makes three of our biggest accounts.
00:33:09What's going on?
00:33:13What the hell do you think you're talking about?
00:33:15What the hell do you think you're talking about?
00:33:15Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, look.
00:33:17Nobody is stumping to any conclusions.
00:33:19Look, Steve, I'm sorry as hell, all right?
00:33:21We've all known Emerald.
00:33:22Hey, hey.
00:33:23Hey, all I did was stumble across something.
00:33:25Hey, look, Dave, look.
00:33:26Dave, look.
00:33:27Dave.
00:33:28It's out there, okay?
00:33:29What's out there?
00:33:30There's nothing out there.
00:33:31It's not Emma!
00:33:32I live in these streets, the same DT's.
00:33:37I look up as mad people.
00:33:39Tramp.
00:33:40Brian, in a trap with chips, you better find a muscle man.
00:33:44Look, look, look.
00:33:45I got the internet, I don't know where to go.
00:33:49I got the metal, my back.
00:33:52I got the metal.
00:33:53I'll go over it now.
00:33:54I got hands on my hands.
00:33:55I got the metal.
00:33:56I got some bullets.
00:33:57Got cut, got stabbed.
00:33:58Doing time and the pin.
00:33:59I'm not doing mine, only grind for the chips.
00:34:02I got a sack full of bags on the side.
00:34:04Oh my god, oh my god.
00:34:29Oh my god, oh my god.
00:34:33She doesn't have tenure.
00:34:38I mean, what is the policy in a situation like this?
00:34:41But she has the right to bring it to the board.
00:34:44The school could be sued.
00:34:46Even the public airing of such an issue would be damaging to the school.
00:34:50It's also a human question.
00:34:53Pretty soon the kids are gonna get wind of this and get curious.
00:34:56And I, for one, do not want to be explaining to my seven-year-old what pornography is.
00:35:01No, I haven't said anything till now because she's such a good teacher.
00:35:05And she presents herself so well.
00:35:09But if she stays, I'm pulling Jason out of school.
00:35:18Hi. You ought to check your machine.
00:35:21It rang about a thousand times.
00:35:23Maybe it's not working.
00:35:26Anyway, you haven't answered my email yet.
00:35:30What's going on?
00:35:32The town burning down?
00:35:34Well, things are pretty crappy here.
00:35:38Okay. Bye.
00:35:41I love you.
00:35:43Bye.
00:35:44I love you guys.
00:35:45I love you guys.
00:35:46I know my friends.
00:35:47Have to move through.
00:35:48I love you.
00:35:49I love you guys.
00:35:50You need to unmute yourself.
00:35:51You know what?
00:35:52One of my friends and cousins have blackmailed men...
00:35:55This guy today?
00:35:56This guy you're not.
00:35:57And you're looking for one.
00:35:58But if you could have two watches, you have to give one like...
00:36:00Yeah.
00:36:02your choice is either resign or i will have to take this to the district and initiate a formal
00:36:11dismissal now if you resign there can be some reason something neutral something that won't
00:36:16hurt your record i'll help you frame the situation so it won't affect your future
00:36:21i didn't do anything how could you believe that i would i mean at least let me talk to who's
00:36:29spreading this it's no longer a case of an unsubstantiated rumor i have not seen the
00:36:36material but others have teachers parents i will look at it if i have to as will the district what
00:36:44material there is no material i tried looking on the internet you know i don't have to accept this
00:36:51i have a right to fight this and i'm going to you do you do have a right to fight this
00:36:58but let me lay down the process
00:37:01i fire you for cause in this district that is automatically reviewed by the superintendent
00:37:08and the board now you can appeal at a district level which will bring the whole sordid business
00:37:14into the public arena but you should think very carefully about that before you do
00:37:19litigation being what it is this days it would have to be messy and the district it doesn't
00:37:27usually lose emma i'm trying to do you a favor if you fight it it'll be on your record even if
00:37:36you're exonerated even if it turns out to be nothing it will be on your record every time you go
00:37:42for an interview true or not it'll be there people parents will find out about it they always do
00:37:48now you think a school is going to go against parents and hiring a teacher
00:37:54believe me i'm thinking of your welfare
00:37:59i have to say goodbye to my children i don't think that's a good idea
00:38:16there's a substitute already in place your things will be gathered and delivered to you
00:38:21how can you just have somebody disappear from their lives
00:38:26you can't just yank somebody from them you understand that
00:38:33they'll get over it
00:38:35emma wait
00:38:39oh emma
00:38:41she wouldn't let me say goodbye to my children
00:38:48i'll talk to them i'll tell them something
00:38:52kids are resilient usually more than we are at least now we can go see a lawyer i'll resign
00:39:00i agreed to leave
00:39:02look um i know it's lousy but well sometimes it doesn't really matter whether it's true or not
00:39:08i've got to get to class look it's up to you you've got to be strong it's up to you
00:39:18see you
00:39:34i'm
00:39:36The name is God.
00:40:06The name is God.
00:40:36The name is God.
00:41:06The name is God.
00:41:36The name is God.
00:42:06The name is God.
00:42:36God, I thought I turned you off.
00:42:56The name is God.
00:42:58I'm losing it.
00:43:03The name is God.
00:43:10The name is God.
00:43:17The name is God.
00:43:24The name is God.
00:43:26The name is God.
00:43:27The name is God.
00:43:28The name is God.
00:43:34The name is God.
00:43:36The name is God.
00:43:37The name is God.
00:43:38The name is God.
00:43:39The name is God.
00:43:43Did you hear me?
00:43:45I saw it. I saw you.
00:43:47With my own eyes.
00:43:49David, that puts you ahead of me
00:43:51because I didn't do any movie, okay?
00:43:54And I refuse to look for it.
00:43:57David!
00:43:58It's called Girls Wilding Mintners Cove.
00:44:01What were you thinking, Emma?
00:44:03Were you drunk? Huh?
00:44:05Were you high?
00:44:07Maybe I could understand what you would...
00:44:09Were you having fun?
00:44:11I can't deal with this, alright? I just can't.
00:44:13This just means that I...
00:44:15I really don't know...
00:44:17who you are.
00:44:19David, will you please just listen to me for one second, okay?
00:44:21I didn't do any movie.
00:44:23I don't know what the hell is going on here.
00:44:25Just give me one chance, please!
00:44:27Why don't you look at it on your computer?
00:44:31You can Google it.
00:44:33Porn sites. Everywhere.
00:44:35Most of them.
00:44:37I really thought I...
00:44:39I really thought I knew you, Emma.
00:44:41David, just go!
00:44:42No.
00:44:43No, save it.
00:44:45I can't. I just... I can't.
00:44:47I can't.
00:45:05Yeah.
00:45:07Oh, God.
00:45:09Oh, oh, my God!
00:45:11Oh, yeah, yeah!
00:45:13Yeah, right there right there!
00:45:15Oh, God...
00:45:27Oh, my God.
00:45:29Oh.
00:45:31Oh, God.
00:45:33I'm printing.
00:45:57Hi.
00:45:58Emma, hi.
00:45:59How are you?
00:46:00I'm fine.
00:46:01How's everything there?
00:46:02Oh, like always, just chugging along.
00:46:05What's going on?
00:46:06Hey, Dad?
00:46:07Do you miss Mom?
00:46:09Every minute of every day.
00:46:13I know.
00:46:16What's wrong, baby?
00:46:18God.
00:46:22I don't even know how to say this.
00:46:24I don't know what to do.
00:46:26I don't know how they made it or how it happened,
00:46:29but there's this tape and it looks like I'm on it,
00:46:32but I didn't do anything.
00:46:34I just, I don't know, I don't know what to do.
00:46:37What video?
00:46:38What do you mean?
00:46:38I don't even know how to say this,
00:46:40but it's become some kind of nightmare.
00:46:43And the school, they think that I...
00:46:46Honey, I'm not following you here.
00:46:48Tell me again.
00:46:49No, it's okay.
00:46:51I can handle it.
00:46:52Come home.
00:46:53We'll sort it out here.
00:46:54No, it's okay.
00:46:56I'll deal with it.
00:46:59All right, I'm coming up there.
00:47:00No.
00:47:02Don't, Daddy, please.
00:47:03I'm fine.
00:47:04I'm fine.
00:47:05Oh, God.
00:47:07I just, I have to figure this out on my own.
00:47:10I'll come home in a few days, okay?
00:47:12Whenever you take this I-can-handle-it attitude,
00:47:15it's like...
00:47:16Okay?
00:47:17Okay.
00:47:18All right, call me tomorrow.
00:47:20Okay.
00:47:20Okay.
00:47:20There is a porno video with me in it.
00:47:32I saw it.
00:47:33You guys earned it a little,
00:47:34but they have me doing stuff with that guy.
00:47:39I mean, I'm not crazy, am I?
00:47:42I mean, we were together the whole time, weren't we?
00:47:45I wasn't drugged or something, was I?
00:47:48We drank a lot.
00:47:51Wait, you mean like someone putting something in our drinks?
00:47:55I don't know, Em.
00:47:56I mean, you realize you're sounding a little crazy now, right?
00:47:58I'm not kidding.
00:48:00I got fired from my job.
00:48:03Even I almost believe it's me right now.
00:48:06Do you remember that charades game,
00:48:08faking the orgasm?
00:48:10Yeah.
00:48:11It really looks like I'm with that guy Greg,
00:48:15or whatever his name was.
00:48:20I mean,
00:48:20it looks so real.
00:48:24It's awful.
00:48:25It made me sick.
00:48:28David saw it.
00:48:30God.
00:48:32He won't even talk to me.
00:48:35I mean, and I can't blame him, you know?
00:48:38I can't.
00:48:39What about Lori and me?
00:48:41Were we in it?
00:48:42Uh, I, God, I mean, a little bit.
00:48:45I don't know.
00:48:45I didn't watch the whole thing.
00:48:47This could really hurt my career.
00:48:49I mean, you know how academics are.
00:48:51Look, come up and stay with me.
00:48:53No, I can't.
00:48:54I have to figure things out.
00:48:55I mean, at least I can be a little anonymous here.
00:48:58I just wanted to call,
00:49:01make sure I hadn't gone crazy.
00:49:02You're not crazy.
00:49:04There must be some kind of a logical explanation for this.
00:49:07Look, if you just come up here,
00:49:09it'll all be okay.
00:49:10I think we should stick together.
00:49:12Emma, can you hear me?
00:49:17Yeah.
00:49:18Why don't you go take a run or something?
00:49:21You know I'll come down there if you want me to.
00:49:22Um, it's okay.
00:49:24I'm fine.
00:49:26Thanks.
00:49:26Thanks.
00:49:28Well, that just sounds a little confusing.
00:49:34I know.
00:49:35I know it does.
00:49:36But I know that I didn't do anything that's on that tape.
00:49:41But it looks so real.
00:49:43Even I almost believe it's me.
00:49:46I mean, what if I was drugged or something?
00:49:49You know, is that possible for me to do something like that
00:49:51and not even know it?
00:49:52Well, one hears of cases of date rape drugs,
00:49:55things like that.
00:49:57Look, Emma.
00:49:58There's a kind of bottom line.
00:50:00It may not be what you want to hear,
00:50:02but either you did it and don't remember,
00:50:05or you did some things that make it look like you're doing more,
00:50:08or it was somebody else.
00:50:09You don't believe me.
00:50:13I do.
00:50:15I do.
00:50:17Well, I want to believe you.
00:50:20I guess I do believe you because I trust my instinct about you as a person.
00:50:24But look at the situation.
00:50:26I mean, I haven't seen it.
00:50:27But even if you think about maybe being drugged or something,
00:50:31or whether you did it or not,
00:50:33people think you did.
00:50:35That's what you have to fight.
00:50:38People see me, and I think they know.
00:50:41They look at me, and I can't stand it.
00:50:44Okay?
00:50:44I can't go anywhere without thinking that everybody knows.
00:50:49Do you know how that feels?
00:50:52I called a friend, a lawyer.
00:50:55She wasn't very helpful.
00:50:56She, uh, had somebody in her office look at the videotape.
00:51:03Well, this is what she thought.
00:51:05She said it would be better if you moved away
00:51:07to some other school district.
00:51:10That thing's died down.
00:51:13With nothing on your permanent record,
00:51:14you could start afresh.
00:51:19Maybe it makes sense, Emma.
00:51:23I'm your friend.
00:51:24I know you're a good person.
00:51:26You've proved that.
00:51:28A wonderful, talented person.
00:51:30But I'm not the issue.
00:51:32Even a school isn't.
00:51:35David is.
00:51:36Your family.
00:51:38You.
00:51:40You need to figure out something
00:51:42most people never have to figure out.
00:51:44Who you are,
00:51:45and what you're gonna do about it.
00:51:54Oh, I just want to.
00:51:56Oh.
00:51:58Oh, my God.
00:52:03Oh, my God.
00:52:15Oh, my God.
00:52:20Oh, my God.
00:52:22Oh, my God.
00:52:52Oh, my God.
00:53:22Oh, my God.
00:53:52Oh, my God.
00:54:22Oh, my God.
00:54:52Oh, my God.
00:55:22Oh, my God.
00:55:23Help!
00:55:24Please!
00:55:25Help!
00:55:26Please!
00:55:27Help!
00:55:28Help!
00:55:29Oh, my God.
00:55:30It's okay, sweetheart.
00:55:31It's okay.
00:55:32All right.
00:55:33All right.
00:55:34I'm calling the police.
00:55:39Oh, God.
00:55:41It's okay.
00:55:42I'm going home.
00:55:46I'm going home.
00:55:47No, Emma.
00:55:48You can't let him get away with this.
00:55:50You know what?
00:55:51I just got to get out of here.
00:55:53I just got to get away with me.
00:55:54You know what?
00:56:01I just got to get away.
00:56:03You've got to do this.
00:56:05Yeah.
00:56:06I'm sorry.
00:56:07You can't do this.
00:56:08Dad?
00:56:38You awake?
00:57:08I came home.
00:57:20I take it then it's not all good.
00:57:25I have an inkling about some of this.
00:57:29You haven't had much experience of bad things, so I don't want you to think you can't come
00:57:35to me.
00:57:42You know?
00:57:44Honey?
00:57:51That's good.
00:58:06Is it?
00:58:08I stood there looking down at some stupid plaque and thinking, where the hell is my mother?
00:58:15I guess it doesn't really matter anymore.
00:58:22I'm home, Dad!
00:58:24Hey, Em, what are you doing home?
00:58:28Honey, could you give us a minute?
00:58:30We're talking.
00:58:31Oh?
00:58:32What about Emma's dirty video?
00:58:34I mean, I look at it this way.
00:58:37It doesn't seem like the kind of thing my big sister would do.
00:58:39But you could have had this Jekyll and Hyde moment.
00:58:41In that case, you're a very sick girl.
00:58:44If you didn't, maybe we should figure out what happened.
00:58:47I mean, can they do that stuff where you put your head on someone else's body?
00:58:51You know, like all that compute generated stuff you see in the regular movies.
00:58:55Do you remember that gag shot we did for the Kiwanis, where we mixed up all the heads
00:58:59with the bodies?
00:59:00But you'd have to have something to work with.
00:59:02There was stuff I did.
00:59:04Like that charades game, but not anything like that.
00:59:07We're all tarred with this.
00:59:09We've lost a third of our business.
00:59:11Almost all the churches.
00:59:13Why don't you give Chief Rogers a call?
00:59:15Look, I know you're having a rough time, okay?
00:59:18I mean, obviously you weren't treated that well by a couple of the cops up there, but...
00:59:22One cop went as far as to say that it was my fault.
00:59:25I mean, here I am, nearly raped, and they're telling me that I'm the type of person who's
00:59:30dangering women.
00:59:32Um...
00:59:35Emma, I would love to help you.
00:59:37But, uh, well, all this is a little out of my league here.
00:59:41I mean, I don't think there are any federal laws that cover this sort of thing.
00:59:45This took place in California.
00:59:47God only knows what their laws allow.
00:59:50So you're telling me that they can just get away with this?
00:59:52I mean, then what good are cops?
00:59:54What if the police were to shut down that club, say,
00:59:58oh, to protect you from this happening?
01:00:00Now, I think you'd be pretty upset at the law missing in areas
01:00:03that most folks nowadays consider to be their own business.
01:00:07Well, thanks for coming by, Chief.
01:00:16At least you listened.
01:00:19Hey, I've been trying to reach you.
01:00:21Second private call.
01:00:22Okay.
01:00:23Um...
01:00:24Yeah.
01:00:25I've been...
01:00:26I've been busy.
01:00:27I, um...
01:00:28I saw the tape.
01:00:30My first thought was, boy, she sure made better use of her time than I did.
01:00:34Just kidding.
01:00:36We were together the whole time.
01:00:38Were we?
01:00:39Well, not like every minute.
01:00:40I mean, I was bought from Mr. Conga Line, while you had Mr. Wright.
01:00:45What are you talking about?
01:00:46Look, hey, I'm sorry you're getting a lot of flack for this,
01:00:49but, you know, people get Academy Awards for less.
01:00:52Or worse.
01:00:54Okay, the tape's pretty bad.
01:00:57And maybe it's not the Emma I know, but what other explanation is there?
01:01:01I mean, just forget it.
01:01:03Everybody needs to grow up a little.
01:01:05Why are you doing this?
01:01:07I'm just being honest.
01:01:09I mean, your mantra is to hell with it.
01:01:11I mean, the phoniness?
01:01:13I mean, who cares?
01:01:14What happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas, you know?
01:01:17I mean, everybody acts all shocked and then sneaks off their computers and watches it.
01:01:22It swaps wives in Des Moines.
01:01:24I mean, have you seen what ordinary girls and those girls gone wild tables do?
01:01:29I mean, I'm doing stuff I wouldn't have done a couple months ago.
01:01:32This is wrecking my life, and you're...
01:01:34What the hell are you doing?
01:01:44Dwight, there's a fire at the store.
01:01:46Dwight, there's a fire at the store.
01:01:48My poster.
01:02:18Police think it was a couple of kids.
01:02:31They hear their parents talking and they act out.
01:02:33Not a case of small-town hysteria.
01:02:35Maybe, but it's not as bad as it could have been.
01:02:38Well, yeah, somebody could have been killed.
01:02:40On the other hand, we've been getting phone calls all morning.
01:02:43People expressing their sympathy.
01:02:45We even got a couple of accounts back.
01:02:48You sure you want to be here?
01:02:54I mean, last night was pretty emotional.
01:02:56You don't want to get stuck just because you rescued some poster.
01:03:01Excuse me.
01:03:06I know what I'm doing.
01:03:08Do you?
01:03:08Did you know what you were doing when you weren't around when I needed you?
01:03:14What?
01:03:16Look, I don't blame you.
01:03:20Or maybe I do.
01:03:22You know, I don't know what I would have done with somebody that I loved.
01:03:25But all I know is that I've been through hell.
01:03:31And nobody protected me.
01:03:35Look, we're not back yet.
01:03:38I don't know if we're going to get there.
01:03:39We could talk about you feeling unprotected.
01:03:45But there is a lot of other stuff here.
01:03:48Like you not wanting to marry me.
01:03:50Or giving me the idea that you wanted to explore other options.
01:03:53Whoa, I never said that.
01:03:54Yeah, no, the hell you didn't.
01:03:55Okay, but that's how I took it.
01:03:56Maybe there's some Dr. Phil way I should have reacted.
01:04:00I'm operating on blind faith here.
01:04:02Like what the hell actually did happen out there?
01:04:04Why didn't you just come and tell me everything?
01:04:07I think I just deserve a little credit for that.
01:04:12Maybe you do.
01:04:16Look, maybe we can get through this.
01:04:20Maybe we can't.
01:04:23Either way, Emma, I want you to know I'm here to help.
01:04:26Let me help.
01:04:37Okay, assuming she didn't do what's on the tape,
01:04:39then what's the explanation?
01:04:40Well, usually these videos are just regular college girls.
01:04:42They get drunk and lose it.
01:04:43I mean, they have sex and stuff,
01:04:44but this is like Bomo hardcore.
01:04:46Also, the style.
01:04:49Wait, I don't follow.
01:04:49Well, it jumps around a lot.
01:04:51Something weird.
01:04:52Maybe you get someone to analyze it or something.
01:04:56Hey, does your brother know
01:04:58if there's some sort of department or research
01:05:01video is real or not?
01:05:05I'm sure there must be something.
01:05:07Maybe the communications department can set up a test.
01:05:10Are you nervous?
01:05:16Liar!
01:05:17You're afraid that the video might prove
01:05:19that I did what it really looks like.
01:05:21You're afraid if it doesn't,
01:05:22then you're going to have to stay mad at me forever.
01:05:25I don't know.
01:05:26I think we're both going to have to grow up on this one.
01:05:29I mean, the question is,
01:05:30do you prove to someone that you love them
01:05:32by standing by them no matter what it looked like they did?
01:05:34Or do you forgive somebody for being confused about it?
01:05:38This is a no-win situation.
01:05:41Who's the you?
01:05:42Me.
01:05:44You.
01:05:45Well, it sounds like we're stuck.
01:05:47I love you.
01:05:49That's what I know.
01:05:50More than anything,
01:05:51I just wish I could understand it a little better.
01:05:54What if I was drugged or psychotic or something?
01:05:58Psychotic?
01:05:59I'd never bargain for psychotic.
01:06:04This is a very good job here.
01:06:06This one looks like the face and the body are the same.
01:06:08Excellent.
01:06:09Now, if I magnify the image more and more to here,
01:06:12you can see that there is a shape difference
01:06:14between the pixels on this side of the line
01:06:16and the other side.
01:06:17And if I had density,
01:06:19see, the images were taken in different light.
01:06:21The other thing is this,
01:06:23the movement of the pixels.
01:06:24One really must admire the work here.
01:06:27This difference in the speed of the movement
01:06:29is virtually undetectable.
01:06:30So it's not me.
01:06:32Well, some of it is you.
01:06:33And the top part is you.
01:06:35The bottom,
01:06:36oh, the rest,
01:06:38appear to be someone else.
01:06:39It's fake.
01:06:42It is a fake.
01:06:43Oh, my God.
01:06:45Thank you so much.
01:06:52You see?
01:06:53This is me.
01:06:54Remember, I don't need any help.
01:06:56You'd testify, wouldn't you?
01:07:02Ah, that is the question.
01:07:03And the answer is, of course, yes.
01:07:05But the defense, what will they do?
01:07:07They'll get some other version of me
01:07:08to prove the exact opposite.
01:07:09Yeah, but the tape is fake.
01:07:11Oh, yes.
01:07:12But do you really expect the jury to sort it out?
01:07:14When the most convincing expert
01:07:15is always the last one to speak.
01:07:17I have to do something about this.
01:07:19There is someone to whom I have consulted,
01:07:21specialists in privacy law.
01:07:23I could give her a call.
01:07:27I would say you have a pretty clear case
01:07:29of identity theft.
01:07:31On the other, to a certain extent,
01:07:32you're damaged goods.
01:07:34Excuse me, but what the hell do you mean by that?
01:07:37The defense would contend that at the very least
01:07:39you voluntarily put yourself in a position,
01:07:42appearing in a public display
01:07:43that allowed them to use your tape,
01:07:44even acting out a sexual simulation.
01:07:47There's no shibler in these things.
01:07:49I was fired from my job,
01:07:50stalked, nearly raped,
01:07:52my family's business burned down to the ground.
01:07:55Me and everybody that I know has been humiliated,
01:07:58and what if this never goes away?
01:08:00You might be able to convince a jury
01:08:02that you've been slandered on the identity theft issue,
01:08:05but if you're not a public person,
01:08:08you know, the damage to your reputation
01:08:09is usually considered minimal.
01:08:11You'd be amazed how common what you're experiencing is.
01:08:14In one form or another.
01:08:15So you mean to tell me that a lot of women
01:08:17are having their heads put on another body
01:08:19and being turned into porno stars?
01:08:20You're a little unique,
01:08:22but there are a large number of women
01:08:24who go someplace like you did.
01:08:26Well, say, Spring Break or Mardi Gras
01:08:28or even on their college campus.
01:08:30And they do something like flush their breasts
01:08:32or get drunk,
01:08:34even allowing themselves to be photographed
01:08:35having an orgy.
01:08:36But I didn't do anything like that.
01:08:37Yeah, but you also didn't exclude yourself.
01:08:40The explosion of pornography and technology
01:08:43affects all women.
01:08:45Whether it's what happened to you
01:08:46or somebody with a cell phone
01:08:47or a miniature camera in a girl's locker room.
01:08:49Basically, it undermines a woman's right
01:08:51to do or be whomever she wants to.
01:08:54It was far simpler when we're more puritanical.
01:08:56That's just nuts.
01:08:57Yeah, well, it is schizophrenic,
01:08:59but look at our culture.
01:09:00A lot of it women have either helped create
01:09:02or patronized.
01:09:04We have rap lyrics which degrade
01:09:06and invite abusive women,
01:09:07which many women approve of.
01:09:10Advertising is filled with soft porn.
01:09:13Our culture is full of images
01:09:14which are designed to sexually excite.
01:09:19Now, the man who stalked you
01:09:20probably thought you were just playing hard to get.
01:09:23College girls line up to do soft and hardcore
01:09:26for the fun of it.
01:09:28It's big problems for juries.
01:09:31Yeah, how many contradictions can they deal with?
01:09:32Yeah, but I thought that there were laws
01:09:34protecting women.
01:09:35No, there are and there aren't.
01:09:37Women are mostly protected
01:09:38by commonly understood social contracts.
01:09:40In the last 30 years,
01:09:42we thought we could have it all.
01:09:43Independence and protections.
01:09:44There's got to be something that can be done.
01:09:46Most laws are a generation behind the technology.
01:09:49Now, the Supreme Court of Washington State
01:09:51ruled that a woman was not protected
01:09:52in a checkout line from an up-the-skirt camera.
01:09:57Other state courts have held
01:09:58that women are not protected
01:09:59in their own bedroom or bathroom
01:10:01against photography through an open window.
01:10:04But people sue for everything all the time.
01:10:06Well, it depends how much time and money you have
01:10:08and how much humiliation you want to endure.
01:10:13Let it blow over.
01:10:14I mean, the bigger deal you make of it,
01:10:15the worse it's going to be for all of us.
01:10:17Yeah, but it isn't a secret.
01:10:19I get looks everywhere I go.
01:10:21I don't want those looks.
01:10:22I don't want people looking at me.
01:10:23You know, and if I just let it go,
01:10:26then thousands, maybe millions of people
01:10:29will think that I did it.
01:10:30Yeah, but you'll never know those millions of people.
01:10:32They might as well not exist
01:10:33for all the influence they'll have in your life.
01:10:35The trouble is that if I leave Prairie,
01:10:39I mean, look at Minneapolis.
01:10:41A lawyer there said that I would be better off
01:10:44just leaving the city.
01:10:45I mean, that video is everywhere.
01:10:47All over the Internet, in stores.
01:10:50You know, maybe it's impossible.
01:10:54And all I want is for people to look at me
01:10:57the way that they used to.
01:11:01David.
01:11:04Honey.
01:11:08Give it up.
01:11:10Damage control in a case like this
01:11:12is just to surround yourself with the people who love you.
01:11:15David, your family, me.
01:11:19You're cool for another teaching job.
01:11:22Just lay low, be anonymous
01:11:24until this whole thing disappears.
01:11:26We'll protect you.
01:11:30I'm going to Mittner's Cove.
01:11:32I have to know.
01:11:34You know what?
01:11:35You know already.
01:11:37You took your top off,
01:11:39you played some stupid game,
01:11:40and they made a porn video out of it.
01:11:42It's dangerous.
01:11:43If these people are capable of doing what they're doing,
01:11:46then God knows what else is going on out there.
01:11:48They took something from me,
01:11:49and I need to get it back.
01:11:51Well, I'm going with you.
01:11:52No, you're not.
01:11:54That's the problem.
01:11:56I can't be a child
01:11:57who needs someone to ride her bike with her
01:12:00when she goes down the street.
01:12:01I can't be.
01:12:04And that guy in Minneapolis stalked me
01:12:06and then attacked me.
01:12:10I let him.
01:12:12I mean, I was so afraid
01:12:14that I gave up.
01:12:17I gave myself up.
01:12:19And if it hadn't been for Alice,
01:12:22it's still with me.
01:12:27And I can't let this hang over me.
01:12:29I have to do something about it
01:12:32because if I don't,
01:12:33then I'm always going to be afraid.
01:12:34I can't let this hang over me.
01:13:04Pretty pathetic in daylight.
01:13:12Excuse me?
01:13:19Hey, you know a guy named Greg or Jimmy?
01:13:23Still in high school?
01:13:25I need to find them.
01:13:27No, you don't.
01:13:28You need to go home and get over it.
01:13:31No, see, you don't understand.
01:13:33I stand behind this bar watching this parade of you girls go through here.
01:13:38What do you think?
01:13:39The world's set up for you?
01:13:41It's a set up, all right.
01:13:43But this isn't your world.
01:13:45You can't get even with it.
01:13:46You can't win.
01:13:48Best you can do?
01:13:50Be glad you survived.
01:13:52There are a lot of girls out there who didn't.
01:13:54Believe me.
01:14:03She gave me the number of a lawyer who handles cases like this.
01:14:12But they wouldn't give me an appointment.
01:14:14She said he'd be in court.
01:14:16He'd be gone for three weeks.
01:14:18L.A. is so huge.
01:14:20I mean, I don't quite know how to do anything.
01:14:22Okay.
01:14:23Go to the courthouse.
01:14:24Find out which one.
01:14:25In L.A. there's probably a lot he could be in.
01:14:28But all the trials are posted.
01:14:29I'll call and see if Professor Richardson can give him a call, okay?
01:14:33How'd you get to be so smart?
01:14:35Maybe there's a lot of things you don't know about me.
01:14:38I hope not too much, if you know what I mean.
01:14:41Excuse me, Mr. Salkin.
01:14:43Could I please talk to you for a moment?
01:14:45No.
01:14:47My name is Emma Norman.
01:14:49If I could just...
01:14:51Damn it, please.
01:14:53I told Professor Richardson I wasn't interested.
01:14:55What?
01:14:56Just, just five minutes.
01:14:59All right.
01:15:00Go.
01:15:01What do you want?
01:15:03Excuse me?
01:15:04You want money?
01:15:06Someone to go to jail?
01:15:07You want to close down the production house?
01:15:09The hotel?
01:15:10You want your reputation back?
01:15:11A public apology?
01:15:13Come back when you know I've got to be somewhere.
01:15:16Look.
01:15:17In California, there are no good criminal remedies.
01:15:20There's a few civil codes we could pursue,
01:15:22but I've had my head handed to me on this kind of thing.
01:15:25You think in our litigious world where you can get millions
01:15:27from being within a block of someone smoking,
01:15:30or an asbestos judgment from a jury without being sick,
01:15:32that someone who's truly damaged would actually have a chance?
01:15:36What should be wrong?
01:15:37But what about libel or slander laws or fraud?
01:15:39I looked up on the internet the privacy laws of California.
01:15:42Privacy law is very new and very subjective.
01:15:45There's no historical precedent for it in tort law.
01:15:48As a matter of fact, it changes all the time.
01:15:50Privacy is what 12 men and women think it is.
01:15:54I've won some privacy cases from paparazzi after stars to unauthorized books and movies.
01:16:00But every time I go after one of these guys who distribute soft or hardcore porn, I've lost.
01:16:07Juries find it very difficult sorting out our First Amendment rights and our privacy rights.
01:16:11They put my head on another body.
01:16:13That is actionable if you can prove that the distributor ordered it or even knew about it.
01:16:18I know from Professor Richardson that you have a technical expert who's going to testify.
01:16:22The company will have five.
01:16:24You participated in some stuff, right?
01:16:26That means that the jury has to figure out what was voluntary and what wasn't.
01:16:30That makes it look like everything was voluntary.
01:16:32Would they hold a gun to your head?
01:16:35Listen.
01:16:36Juries are as culturally conflicted as the rest of us.
01:16:39High divorce rate, infidelity, ordinary housewife swinging.
01:16:44People who get on juries range from people who watch porn, who are in porn, who are intensely moralistic.
01:16:50Do you sleep with your boyfriend?
01:16:51Did you kiss the guy on the conga line?
01:16:53You were fired from your job.
01:16:55That means somebody thought you were complicit.
01:16:58The defense will tear you apart.
01:17:02Hey Tom!
01:17:03Hi!
01:17:05Does your company produce those spring break videos?
01:17:20Do you know who does?
01:17:26Hi!
01:17:29Are you here to shoot someone or get a job?
01:17:33I want to talk to someone in charge.
01:17:36Most want a job.
01:17:42Mintness Cove's second edition is here to see Nick.
01:17:45Most of the films are shot on location.
01:17:47What we do here are mostly retakes, close shots and insects.
01:17:50I am so glad to finally meet you.
01:17:52Emma, isn't it? It was on the ID security gap from your bag.
01:17:55I assume that's your real name.
01:17:57You are so good.
01:17:59I mean, I see a lot of girls and you're special.
01:18:02You'd be surprised.
01:18:03It's in the face more than the body and you just jump off the screen.
01:18:06It's really something.
01:18:08I mean, I had no right. I see lots of girls.
01:18:10A lot of girls.
01:18:12Here is the new cover.
01:18:14You are going to be a star.
01:18:16I just want to know why you doctored that tape.
01:18:19Sorry?
01:18:20You juxtaposed my face with somebody doing things that I never did.
01:18:23You're kidding, right?
01:18:25No, no, no. I'm not kidding. Look at the tape.
01:18:28Look, I'll admit maybe we did a little bit of that when we first started.
01:18:31But now, hell, we make so much money from legit movies we make here or acquire, we don't have to.
01:18:36We even get releases.
01:18:38Today girls will do damn near anything for a couple of bucks.
01:18:40No, I never signed a release.
01:18:42And I never did anything that's on that tape.
01:18:45You're not kidding.
01:18:46Of course I'm not kidding.
01:18:47Of course I'm not kidding.
01:18:49S.O.B.
01:18:52Con me.
01:18:54Greg, he said it was a real deal, that you were the real deal.
01:18:59Boy, he did a damn good job.
01:19:01I want you to take that tape out of circulation.
01:19:03You have to recall it.
01:19:04You've got to be nuts.
01:19:06Look, I'm sorry you got screwed. Excuse the pun.
01:19:09But we're talking about a very successful video here.
01:19:12And this is a big seller. We could break a record with this one.
01:19:15I can talk to the police. I've already talked to a lawyer.
01:19:18I hope it was sulking.
01:19:19I've beaten him so many times he might also work for me.
01:19:24And you've probably already been to the police.
01:19:27How much help are they?
01:19:30I'm the First Amendment man.
01:19:32Hey, look. Tell you what.
01:19:35How about $5,000? No, $10,000.
01:19:42You deserve it.
01:19:43Think of this as a down payment.
01:19:50Too bad.
01:19:52Well, there's always another one that comes along.
01:19:55Where's Greg?
01:19:57Are you really this dumb?
01:20:00You don't have any idea what you're dealing with.
01:20:03This is a big city.
01:20:06I'm the nicest guy you'll meet in this town.
01:20:09Greg?
01:20:10He's a wild card.
01:20:12I buy stuff from him when he shows up, that's all.
01:20:15If I knew where he lived, I wouldn't tell you.
01:20:18I wouldn't want it on my conscience.
01:20:21Conscience?
01:20:24Go home.
01:20:26It'll be over soon.
01:20:28Audience gets bored fast.
01:20:30You know what they're into now?
01:20:32Fake rape.
01:20:33You've got a short shelf life.
01:20:36In fact, I've got someone newer and hotter downstairs right now.
01:20:40You guys look good up there.
01:20:47Come on.
01:20:48Next time.
01:20:49No.
01:20:50No.
01:20:51No.
01:20:52No.
01:20:53No.
01:20:54No.
01:20:55No.
01:20:56No.
01:20:57No.
01:20:58No.
01:20:59No.
01:21:00No.
01:21:01No.
01:21:02No.
01:21:03No.
01:21:04No.
01:21:05No.
01:21:06No.
01:21:07No.
01:21:09No.
01:21:10No.
01:21:11No.
01:21:13No.
01:21:14No.
01:21:19You are bound and determined to get yourself into trouble, aren't you?
01:21:20I really need to get this.
01:21:22Please.
01:21:23Please, will you help me?
01:21:26I really need to get this, please. Please, will you help me?
01:21:32It's not helping you, believe me.
01:21:56Please, will you help me?
01:22:26Hey, what can I do for you?
01:22:30You don't remember me?
01:22:34No, I meet a lot of pretty girls, but I don't...
01:22:40Mintner's Cove?
01:22:42You don't remember me?
01:22:46No, I meet a lot of pretty girls, but I don't...
01:22:50Mintner's Cove?
01:22:52You made a porno movie with my face?
01:22:56Oh, yeah.
01:22:58How'd you find me?
01:22:59Nick Bronson.
01:23:01Oh, well, look, if you want some money, I'd make a dime from that tape, okay?
01:23:04You gotta talk to him. He's the one that makes all the money.
01:23:06I don't want any money.
01:23:08Look, I'm sorry, it's nothing personal, okay? It's business, all right? That's it.
01:23:12That isn't it.
01:23:14Well, look, I'm not gonna talk out here soon.
01:23:17I don't...
01:23:18Well, look, I'm not gonna talk out here, so...
01:23:21Well, look, I'm not gonna talk out here, so...
01:23:22So this is it.
01:23:23Guess where you made it?
01:23:24What are you gonna do?
01:23:25Are you gonna...
01:23:26arrest me?
01:23:27You're gonna call the cops?
01:23:29I never feel .
01:23:30No.
01:23:31But I don't think I'm here, whose way I told you.
01:23:34Where am I meant that when you actually welcomed me?
01:23:35How awful are you with my friends as WhatsApp?
01:23:36How about me?
01:23:37How drunk you near me?
01:23:39How about me?
01:23:40I don't know if you like to deal with folks at home?
01:23:43What do you think somebody's chanting?
01:23:44I saw him singing?
01:23:45No.
01:23:46Yeah.
01:23:47I'm still loud here too.
01:23:48What do you think?
01:23:49So this is it.
01:23:50Guess where you made it?
01:23:51What are you gonna do?
01:23:52Are you gonna arrest me?
01:23:53You're gonna call the cops?
01:23:55You know what? I do remember you.
01:23:59That tape rocks because of you.
01:24:03Otherwise, it's just another body screwing.
01:24:07So that's it, huh? That's why you used me.
01:24:11What else? What? It ruined your life?
01:24:15You gonna call some lawyers and try to sue me?
01:24:19For what?
01:24:23For cheating?
01:24:27For lying?
01:24:31For stealing your soul?
01:24:35What, your boyfriend dumped you?
01:24:39Your friends laugh at you? They're jealous.
01:24:43You really just don't get it, do you?
01:24:45No, it's you that doesn't get it.
01:24:47You want a perfect life, all need and orderly?
01:24:51You stay in Kansas.
01:24:53That night, you wanted it.
01:24:57You were on.
01:24:59You really wanted it.
01:25:01You know, I could do anything to you.
01:25:05I could even rape you.
01:25:09And nobody would believe you.
01:25:13You're pathetic.
01:25:23Is that what you do?
01:25:25Is that what you're trying to tell me that you're gonna rape me?
01:25:39That's it?
01:25:41That's your life.
01:25:43Making phony tapes.
01:25:45You know, I don't know why I was ever scared of you.
01:25:49You know what?
01:25:51I almost feel sorry for you.
01:25:53I'm gonna kill you.
01:25:55This isn't real.
01:25:57This isn't real sex.
01:25:59Look at this.
01:26:01It's absurd.
01:26:03This isn't fucking fun.
01:26:04This isn't real sex.
01:26:08I can't kill you.
01:26:09You need to be white.
01:26:11This isn't real sex.
01:26:12You someone used skin read partes.
01:26:14You wouldn't cut.
01:26:15Huh?
01:26:16You?
01:26:17You?
01:26:18I was afraid of you?
01:26:19What was I thinking?
01:26:20Hang on.
01:26:21It's strange
01:26:30I've never felt more afraid
01:26:34Degraded
01:26:36Humiliated
01:26:37But somehow I feel
01:26:40Exhilarated
01:26:41I know now that the only thing
01:26:44That frees you from fear
01:26:46Is your own power
01:26:47There are no protected places
01:26:51The internet is in big cities
01:26:53And small towns
01:26:54Pornography is changing the way
01:26:56Women have to live
01:26:58You may not think it has anything to do with you
01:27:01But it is everywhere
01:27:03If I could tell my story
01:27:07If other women and girls knew
01:27:09What had happened to me
01:27:10They could realize no one controls your honor
01:27:13But you
01:27:13I don't need anyone to give me back my honor
01:27:17I never lost it
01:27:21I never lost it
01:27:25I never lost it
01:27:28No doubt
01:27:30I just fell out of quiere
01:27:30There is no place
01:27:31That is why we built
01:27:32You know
01:27:35I never lost it
01:27:36I never think of you
01:27:36I never lost it
01:27:37You know
01:27:39Has a boot
01:27:41Handed
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