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The Voyeurs 2021 - Full Movie HD
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00:00:00Eyes without a face
00:00:04Eyes without a face
00:00:08Eyes without a face
00:00:10Got no human age
00:00:12Your eyes without a face
00:00:20Feels like I'm selling my life away.
00:00:24Derrido?
00:00:28This is happening!
00:00:29Yeah, Peppa, don't move.
00:00:31Can you take a photo of us for a second, please?
00:00:41Hey, turkey. What's up?
00:00:43Nothing much. What's up with you?
00:00:45So we're really gonna do this, huh?
00:00:47Yeah, it's a big step.
00:00:49It's really big, and if this doesn't work out...
00:00:51It's gonna suck.
00:00:53Maybe we should just call it off now.
00:00:55Oh, yeah, maybe just, like, quit while we're headed.
00:00:57I'm talking to you. I'll take half of my stuff.
00:00:59And I will take the other half of the stuff.
00:01:01Yep, that makes sense.
00:01:03Hey, this is our home.
00:01:05I gotta live here with you.
00:01:07You don't.
00:01:09Not yet.
00:01:11Right. Sorry, sorry.
00:01:13Oh, what is this?
00:01:17Chlorophyll water.
00:01:19What? Chlorophyll water.
00:01:20It's the secret to long life.
00:01:21I will stick to my gobertraminer, thank you very much.
00:01:23Okay, well, I'll stick to your gobertraminer.
00:01:25Okay, wait. I know we just moved in together, but...
00:01:27Can we talk about kids?
00:01:28Kids?
00:01:29Yes.
00:01:30Like, it's really important that we have this conversation right now.
00:01:31Okay.
00:01:32Okay.
00:01:33Can we not have kids for at least four years?
00:01:34Yes.
00:01:35Yes.
00:01:36Yes.
00:01:37Yes.
00:01:38Hell yes.
00:01:39Oh.
00:01:40Hey, don't ask me.
00:01:41Get the shit out of me.
00:01:42Seriously, I was thinking about how...
00:01:43I basically spent my entire life in school, right?
00:01:44As long as I've known you.
00:01:45Yeah, like, you spent your early twenties playing in some shitty punk clubs
00:01:48and doing God knows what.
00:01:49Drugs.
00:01:50And I spent mine in the corner of some stuffy medical life.
00:01:52Okay.
00:01:53I spent mine in the corner of some stuffy medical life.
00:01:55Okay.
00:01:56Okay, wait.
00:01:57I know we just moved in together, but...
00:01:58Can we talk about kids?
00:01:59Kids?
00:02:00Yes.
00:02:01Like, it's really important that we have this conversation right now.
00:02:02Okay.
00:02:03Can we not have kids for at least four years?
00:02:04Yes.
00:02:05Yes.
00:02:06Hell yes.
00:02:07Hey, don't ask me.
00:02:08Get the shit out of me.
00:02:09Seriously, I was thinking about how I basically spent my entire life in school, right?
00:02:12This stuffy medical library studying till 2 a.m.
00:02:14Right.
00:02:15So I don't want some gooey toddler to come along and just mess up the last few years of being
00:02:19rebellious.
00:02:20Yeah.
00:02:21You know what?
00:02:22I've been thinking about rebellion too, in my own way.
00:02:23You're about to say something stupid right now.
00:02:24No, no.
00:02:25I...
00:02:26Well, you might think I'm un poco loco, but I was thinking about taking up the accordion.
00:02:30No.
00:02:31Really?
00:02:32What are you talking about then?
00:02:33I want to wake up Sunday morning with an awful hangover that reminds me of all the
00:02:36terrible decisions I made the night before.
00:02:38That is what I'm talking about.
00:02:39I'm here for it.
00:02:40You deserve it.
00:02:41All the hangovers in the world.
00:02:42I do.
00:02:43You do.
00:02:44I do.
00:02:45Yes, you do.
00:02:46To making wonderful, terrible decisions.
00:02:47To wonderful, terrible decisions.
00:02:50Come here.
00:02:52I love you.
00:02:53I love it too.
00:02:54Oh, check out those two.
00:02:55What is he?
00:02:56Like a photographer or something?
00:02:57It looks like it.
00:02:58Wow.
00:02:59You can see right in.
00:03:00It's a nice place.
00:03:01Oh, oh, kissy, kissy.
00:03:02Oh, they're in love.
00:03:03Oh, it's getting spicy.
00:03:04Oh, that man is taking off her clothes.
00:03:05Oh, Thomas.
00:03:06That is happening.
00:03:07Thomas.
00:03:08What?
00:03:09I don't think we should spy on our neighbors.
00:03:10No, we're not spying.
00:03:11We're just looking outside our window and they happen to be in our field of vision.
00:03:12Oh, oh.
00:03:13Oh, okay.
00:03:14They have to know that people can see in.
00:03:15Exactly.
00:03:16Like they have to know that.
00:03:17Have to know.
00:03:18Have to know.
00:03:19Is he about to do what I think he's about to do?
00:03:20Yeah.
00:03:21Oh, come on.
00:03:22I know you're taking off her clothes and getting lost.
00:03:24Oh, you're taking off her clothes.
00:03:25Don't just fucking smell.
00:03:26Oh, I don't know who's going to be in it.
00:03:27Oh, my.
00:03:28Yes, my.
00:03:28Oh, my.
00:03:29Oh, my.
00:03:30Oh, my.
00:03:31Oh, my.
00:03:32Oh, my.
00:03:33Oh, my, Oh.
00:03:34Oh.
00:03:35Oh, my.
00:03:36Oh, my.
00:03:37Oh, my.
00:03:38Oh, my.
00:03:39Oh, my.
00:03:40Oh, my.
00:03:41Oh, my.
00:03:42Oh, my.
00:03:43Oh, my.
00:03:44Oh, my.
00:03:44Oh, my.
00:03:44Yep.
00:03:45That is some good content.
00:03:47Okay.
00:03:48Thomas, we are officially being creepy weirdos.
00:03:50You agree?
00:03:51No, what?
00:03:52They want us to look,
00:03:53but we'll stop because you want me to.
00:03:56It's our first night.
00:03:57Right, right.
00:03:58Let's give our neighbors some privacy.
00:03:59Oh, they're fucking now.
00:04:00Okay.
00:04:01Thomas, come on, perv.
00:04:02Okay, okay, okay.
00:04:04Go get it.
00:04:05Go get it, boy.
00:04:14Okay.
00:04:41So, I got you a little
00:04:44Thomas?
00:04:45Hey.
00:04:46Thomas.
00:04:47Thomas.
00:04:48Thomas.
00:04:49Sexy.
00:05:14So, congratulations are in order.
00:05:21What'd I do?
00:05:22You?
00:05:23Nothing.
00:05:24Me?
00:05:25I'm on day three of a social media blackout.
00:05:27No Insta, no Twitter.
00:05:28Joni and I pledge to go an entire month.
00:05:30I'm also so sorry.
00:05:31I just read that couples who decrease their amount of screen time can double or triple
00:05:35the amount of sex they have in a month.
00:05:36Yeah?
00:05:37Mm-hmm.
00:05:38But what do they look at when they masturbate?
00:05:40Oh my God!
00:05:41How is competition going?
00:05:42The weird thing happened last night.
00:05:45This couple, our neighbors across the way, they were totally doing it and we could see
00:05:48right in.
00:05:49They look like good.
00:05:50How ugly were they?
00:05:51They're not.
00:05:52They were like gorgeous.
00:05:53So, you pulled up a chair, popped some popcorn, broke out the binoculars.
00:05:55No.
00:05:56Why not?
00:05:57Just because someone is allegedly allowing you to look in on their lives doesn't mean
00:06:00it's okay to watch.
00:06:01You're a thousand percent wrong about that.
00:06:03It is entirely acceptable to look.
00:06:04I mean, it sounds like they're exhibitionists.
00:06:06Doubtful.
00:06:07If they are exhibitionists, then watching them is like the polite thing to do, Pippa.
00:06:10I'll see you at lunch.
00:06:11So long, Crane.
00:06:12You're going to see so much better after this.
00:06:17Just relax, okay?
00:06:18I've done 40 of these a week.
00:06:21The past 20 years.
00:06:22Well over half of them have gone right.
00:06:24Just kidding, of course.
00:06:25Can you look these?
00:06:2620 years.
00:06:27Yeah.
00:06:28And I'm still trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up.
00:06:32Okay.
00:06:33In three.
00:06:34Two.
00:06:35And...
00:06:36Bonjour.
00:06:37Hi, this is Pippa from La Optique.
00:06:39Your glasses are ready.
00:06:40Pippa?
00:06:41Uh, we're open some sticks.
00:06:42You're welcome.
00:06:43Bye.
00:06:44What is this?
00:06:45So, in Japan, birds are described as two eyes with wings.
00:06:46And for good reason.
00:06:47Their acuity is so strong that from the top of an eight-story building, they can pick out
00:06:52a single ant crawling on the sidewalk below.
00:06:53Why are you telling her this?
00:06:54Well, it's a little housewarming present.
00:06:55Oh.
00:06:56When you see birds drinking from this outside your window, let it be a little reminder of
00:06:59how imperfect our own species' vision is.
00:07:00You and I, all we're doing here is making it slightly better.
00:07:02I want a present.
00:07:03I want a present.
00:07:04Oh.
00:07:05Oh.
00:07:06Oh.
00:07:07Oh.
00:07:08Oh.
00:07:09Oh.
00:07:10Oh.
00:07:11Oh.
00:07:12Oh.
00:07:13Oh.
00:07:14Oh.
00:07:15Oh.
00:07:16Oh.
00:07:17Oh.
00:07:18Oh.
00:07:19Oh.
00:07:20Oh.
00:07:21Oh.
00:07:22Oh.
00:07:23Oh.
00:07:25Oh.
00:07:26Oh.
00:07:27Hey, babe.
00:07:28Hi.
00:07:29Thomas, this is so cute.
00:07:30You look kind of like Bert and Ernie.
00:07:32What's going on with our friendly next door neighbors?
00:07:36Really?
00:07:37This is going to be a thing?
00:07:38Look, they're dressed like us.
00:07:39They're nothing like us.
00:07:40They're way cooler.
00:07:42Yeah.
00:07:43Hey, stop being so honest.
00:07:44Oh, okay.
00:07:45Secret time.
00:07:46Ooh.
00:07:47How do we become their friends?
00:07:51You want to become BFFs with the neighbors we now seem to be stalking?
00:07:54Yeah, why not?
00:07:54But that sake he's drinking is top shelf.
00:07:56He could pour me some, and I could pretend to know the difference.
00:07:59And then she could show you all the cute boutiques to shop at in the neighborhood.
00:08:02Yeah, because all girls do a shop.
00:08:04Okay, fine. I'll learn about the boutiques and shit.
00:08:07What are their names?
00:08:09She's definitely a Margo.
00:08:11Oh, yeah, of course. She's clearly a Margo.
00:08:13And that's Brent.
00:08:15Well, maybe Brent could also tell me how to sculpt my body or
00:08:17caught a glimpse of his pubes yesterday.
00:08:19They were exquisitely manscaped.
00:08:21Would you ever want me to do that?
00:08:22Shave your pubes?
00:08:23Yeah.
00:08:24No. Wouldn't they grow back prickly or something?
00:08:26Hmm, prickly.
00:08:27Wait, is he choking?
00:08:30Oh, shit. That guy can't breathe.
00:08:31I know.
00:08:32She can't see him.
00:08:32I know. What do we do?
00:08:33Okay, here we go.
00:08:34Go, go, go. Yes.
00:08:35No, no.
00:08:36Go to the kitchen. The kitchen.
00:08:37Take off your headphones, girlfriend.
00:08:39This is like an emergency.
00:08:41Okay, I should call 911.
00:08:43No, they're not going to get there fast enough. You need to go over there.
00:08:45Okay, but then they'll know that we were spying.
00:08:46Yeah, but then he won't be dead. Go.
00:08:48Shit. Okay, right. Shit.
00:08:49I have to go over there.
00:08:50Go!
00:08:51Okay, yeah, yeah. All right, all right.
00:08:55Wait, Thomas, come back. Come back. Come back.
00:08:56What? What?
00:08:58No, not like that.
00:08:59No, come on.
00:09:00What is she doing?
00:09:01Oh, come on.
00:09:02Come on.
00:09:02What are you doing? Come on.
00:09:04Look. Look.
00:09:05Like this.
00:09:06Yeah, yeah, go. Go, go, go, go.
00:09:08Let's go.
00:09:08Go, go, go, go.
00:09:09Push, push, push, push.
00:09:09Come on. You've got this.
00:09:10There you go. There you go. There you go.
00:09:11There you go. Yes!
00:09:13Oh, my gosh.
00:09:15We did it.
00:09:16Oh, my God, we did it.
00:09:17We did it.
00:09:18Oh, my God.
00:09:18Oh, my God.
00:09:19Oh, my God.
00:09:20You just put up a spicy tuna roll.
00:09:21Kinky.
00:09:22Ew.
00:09:23No, ew.
00:09:24Ew.
00:09:24Ew.
00:09:25Ew.
00:09:25Ew.
00:09:25Ew.
00:11:56Oh, I think she was there this afternoon.
00:12:01Can I take a look?
00:12:01Yeah.
00:12:04Wow, these get so close.
00:12:05I know, right?
00:12:06They're only 100 bucks.
00:12:07Only did you negotiate?
00:12:08No, should I have?
00:12:09Yeah, you probably could have gotten them for 50.
00:12:11Man.
00:12:12Fun fact, this guy touched her butt earlier.
00:12:16What's he doing?
00:12:18Impromptu photo shoot?
00:12:20Here.
00:12:24It's-a me, Mario.
00:12:27I like her overalls, though.
00:12:28Oh, what's happening?
00:12:30Oh, what just happened?
00:12:31What's happening?
00:12:32Hello, world.
00:12:33I do push-ups.
00:12:34Yeah, me too, bub.
00:12:35Sometimes.
00:12:38Take off your shirt.
00:12:39That's what friends do.
00:12:40Best friends?
00:12:40Yeah, we're best friends forever.
00:12:42Aw.
00:12:42Take off your clothes.
00:12:44Okay.
00:12:44Whoa, this is so sus.
00:12:49He's buttering her up.
00:12:51Ooh, clink.
00:12:52There you go.
00:12:53Boobs.
00:12:54Stop.
00:12:55Boobs, babe.
00:12:55There's boobs.
00:12:58Do you think she wants it?
00:12:59I don't know.
00:13:01Oh, I think she wants it.
00:13:03Oh, I think she wants it.
00:13:06What if Marco comes home?
00:13:08I know.
00:13:08I know.
00:13:11Are we bad people for watching this?
00:13:12No.
00:13:14This guy gets a lot of action.
00:13:17Um.
00:13:19Here.
00:13:20Keep watching.
00:13:20Okay.
00:13:23What are you doing?
00:13:24Taking your shirt off.
00:13:25I'm sorry.
00:13:28Pippa.
00:13:29Take it off.
00:13:31Oh.
00:13:32And now what?
00:13:34Keep watching.
00:13:35Okay.
00:13:35What are you doing?
00:13:47Um.
00:13:49He's kissing our neck.
00:13:51And what are we doing?
00:13:52That's real quick.
00:13:52Come on.
00:13:53Pay attention.
00:13:54Pay attention.
00:13:55Pay attention.
00:13:58Okay.
00:14:02Yeah?
00:14:04Yeah.
00:14:09Yeah?
00:14:10Yeah.
00:14:15That's right.
00:14:17Come on.
00:14:18Take a walk.
00:14:18Yes, ma'am.
00:14:19Are you sure?
00:14:24Yeah.
00:14:49Oh, I love you.
00:14:53I love you, too.
00:14:54Can you go a little faster?
00:14:55Yeah, sure.
00:14:56Am I a little harder?
00:14:59Like that?
00:15:00Yeah.
00:15:08I think I'm gonna...
00:15:09Can you hold it?
00:15:10Yeah, yeah, I'll try.
00:15:11Just go down if you have to.
00:15:13No, I'm good.
00:15:19I'm sorry.
00:15:26I'm sorry.
00:15:28It's okay.
00:15:29Why are you both asking me?
00:15:32That was faster than usual.
00:15:35It was great.
00:15:36I mean, we just never done that before.
00:15:40It's hot.
00:15:42All right, I'll get you a washcloth.
00:15:44Love you.
00:15:45Love you, too.
00:15:46Love you, too.
00:16:16Love you, too.
00:16:17Love you, too.
00:16:18Thank you, too.
00:16:19Welcome.
00:16:20h
00:16:46I mean, it's totally obvious.
00:17:00Marco is Brent's wife, serious girlfriend, or whatever.
00:17:02And while she was out of town,
00:17:03Brent got thirsty and straight up cheated on her.
00:17:06That's my theory, too.
00:17:06Oh, okay.
00:17:07How can we be so sure?
00:17:08I mean, maybe they're just, like,
00:17:09in an open relationship or something.
00:17:11No.
00:17:11Or maybe you're projecting your feelings
00:17:13about monogamy onto them?
00:17:15But what are the odds of that, though?
00:17:16What?
00:17:16That they're swingers,
00:17:17or do people use the word swingers anymore?
00:17:19Siri, what percentage of couples
00:17:20are in an open relationship?
00:17:22You think Siri can answer that question?
00:17:23Blumstein and Schwartz found that 15%
00:17:25of married couples share an agreement
00:17:26that allows for extramarital sex.
00:17:2915%?
00:17:29I'm legit impressed.
00:17:30And that's an average, I'm assuming.
00:17:31I bet that within the greater metropolitan area,
00:17:33it's, like, way higher.
00:17:33I mean, it's supposed to affect city.
00:17:36Poor Margo.
00:17:36Yeah, poor Margo.
00:17:37So wrong.
00:17:42I just wish we could hear
00:17:43what they were saying to each other.
00:17:45Huh.
00:17:46Oh, brother.
00:17:49Sibling.
00:17:50What?
00:17:51Nothing.
00:17:52Journey, you just said, huh.
00:17:53Like, huh, I just had a thought
00:17:54that would be relevant to this conversation.
00:17:57So.
00:17:58Okay.
00:17:59When Tommy and I were in college,
00:18:00he used to have this huge crush
00:18:01on this super cute lit major named Kylie.
00:18:03All these dorks wanted to get with her,
00:18:04but none of them had the balls
00:18:04to, you know, actually talk to her.
00:18:07Please continue.
00:18:08One night I went over
00:18:09to smoke weed and watch DPC.
00:18:11That's one does.
00:18:11And I discovered they figured out
00:18:13how to jerry-rig a laser pointer
00:18:14into a long-range microphone
00:18:15so that we could all low-key listen in
00:18:17on Kylie's private conversations
00:18:18in hopes that she would miraculously
00:18:20be confessing her love for one of them.
00:18:22Oh, dear.
00:18:22You were an accomplice to this?
00:18:23No.
00:18:25Maybe.
00:18:25Okay, it was his idea
00:18:27and he mastermined the whole thing
00:18:28after watching a tutorial on YouTube.
00:18:30What happened?
00:18:31Nothing.
00:18:31We turned it on
00:18:32and the instant we got a signal,
00:18:34everybody was crushed
00:18:35because from the moaning
00:18:36and the giggling,
00:18:37it became immediately apparent
00:18:38that Kylie and her roommate
00:18:39were having a naked tickle party
00:18:41with Seth Gildenstein.
00:18:42Gildenstein?
00:18:43Gildenstein, yeah.
00:18:43Kylie was in the 15%.
00:18:45But a trivia note on Seth Gildenstein,
00:18:46never was he seen in a pair of shoes.
00:18:48Like, he only ever wore rollerblades.
00:18:49Yeah, and still somehow got laid.
00:18:51Laid a lot.
00:18:51Enough about Seth's choice of footwear.
00:18:52How does this laser pointer thingy work?
00:18:59Okay, class.
00:19:00Large picture windows,
00:19:01just like this one,
00:19:02when you make a noise,
00:19:03they vibrate.
00:19:04Like, right now,
00:19:05this is vibrating
00:19:05from the sound of my voice.
00:19:06So, if you shine a laser through it,
00:19:08what do you think happens to the beam?
00:19:10It also vibrates.
00:19:11Gold star for you.
00:19:12Exactly.
00:19:12The little dot of the laser
00:19:13wiggles from the vibrations.
00:19:15And if you can capture
00:19:16the pattern of the wiggling,
00:19:16you can translate that
00:19:17into waveforms you can actually hear.
00:19:18Why haven't we done this yet?
00:19:20Well, Pippa,
00:19:21it's probably illegal
00:19:22and, B, we can't.
00:19:24I mean, if we shine a laser
00:19:25into their apartment,
00:19:26it terminates.
00:19:26There's no way to capture
00:19:27the vibrations from across the street.
00:19:29In order to do that,
00:19:30we'd have to bounce
00:19:30to being back here.
00:19:31What?
00:19:32Unless we sneak into Brent's studio
00:19:34and perfectly place a mirror
00:19:35behind his window,
00:19:36we're out of luck.
00:19:37There's a satyr in their apartment.
00:19:39What?
00:19:39You know, the satyr,
00:19:40the Roman fertility spirit?
00:19:42Look.
00:19:42Look.
00:19:42Look.
00:19:42Look.
00:19:42Look.
00:19:42Look.
00:19:44Look.
00:19:46Look.
00:19:46Look.
00:19:46Look.
00:19:46Look.
00:19:46Look.
00:19:46Look.
00:19:46Look.
00:19:46Look.
00:19:46Look.
00:19:46Look.
00:19:46Look.
00:19:46Look.
00:19:46Look.
00:19:48Look.
00:19:48I have a bad idea.
00:20:04I cannot believe
00:20:05we're doing this right now.
00:20:06This is exactly
00:20:07what I'm talking about.
00:20:08Future us is gonna be so impressed.
00:20:09Yeah, well, present tense me
00:20:10is freaking the fuck out.
00:20:11Present tense you
00:20:11is also sober.
00:20:12True.
00:20:12What's the worst thing
00:20:13that could happen?
00:20:18I can only step into the field
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00:21:46It's a wonderful, terrible decision.
00:21:54A wonderful, terrible decision.
00:21:56Wait.
00:22:00Need the chip?
00:22:01No, you're good.
00:22:16What?
00:22:19What?
00:22:22So, y'all, I've been doing the band things for a while.
00:22:24Yeah.
00:22:25Yeah.
00:22:26Well, what was the name of your band?
00:22:28Um, we actually call it Stress.
00:22:29Stress?
00:22:30I love that.
00:22:31So, I got to stretch it.
00:22:32Stress?
00:22:33Yeah.
00:22:34Yeah.
00:22:35Yeah.
00:22:36We're trying to paint.
00:22:37Yeah, I'm good.
00:22:39So sick.
00:22:43Hey.
00:22:44Nice costume.
00:22:45Straight fire, Margo.
00:22:48How's everyone doing over here?
00:22:49Can I get a hit of that?
00:22:51Thanks, Zara.
00:22:55Well, make yourselves an arm.
00:22:57Su casa es mi casa.
00:23:01She could have dressed as any of the Tenamoms, but no, Margo.
00:23:06So, how do we do chicken?
00:23:07Mission accomplished.
00:23:08Yeah, that's what I like to hear.
00:23:13Alright, ready?
00:23:14Copy.
00:23:15Okay.
00:23:16So, you're looking for a little green dot?
00:23:18Tell me to move it up or down or whatever.
00:23:20I don't see it.
00:23:21Well, it's there somewhere.
00:23:22I know, but I don't see it.
00:23:24Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off!
00:23:25What?
00:23:26It's like a longer.
00:23:27They were gonna think they were gonna get assassinated.
00:23:29Okay, start lower.
00:23:31Okay.
00:23:32Okay, go right.
00:23:33A little more.
00:23:34Stop.
00:23:35Stop.
00:23:36And now go up.
00:23:37A little higher.
00:23:39A little more and stop.
00:23:41Okay, now what?
00:23:42Now, we hope that the angle of the mirror bounced back here somewhere.
00:23:45This isn't the most scientific of methods.
00:23:47Hold on.
00:23:51Aww.
00:23:52I am so impressed right now.
00:24:07I am so impressed right now.
00:24:08Ahh!
00:24:09Wait, wait, wait.
00:24:10They sound like the teachers from Charlie Brown.
00:24:14They sound like the teachers from Charlie Brown.
00:24:41Dang it!
00:24:42I thought you were going to the bathroom with some woman.
00:24:46Oh, everybody! You're looking stupid!
00:24:50Do you think people can't see you?
00:24:52Did you? Hello? Hi?
00:24:54How are you having a nice conversation?
00:24:56Okay, all right, fine. You really want to do it now?
00:24:58Yeah. Tell me the truth.
00:25:00Do you still love me?
00:25:02Oh, fuck you. What? Do you?
00:25:04How, how, sorry? How are you getting...
00:25:06Do you still love me?
00:25:08Don't do that. Don't do that.
00:25:10I think you want to leave me, but you haven't got the fucking balls to do it.
00:25:13So you come up with all these ridiculous excuses just to try and make it my fault and not yours.
00:25:16No, no, no. I saw you.
00:25:18You know, I shouldn't even have to explain myself. You're supposed to trust me.
00:25:21You really think that I would fuck someone in our apartment?
00:25:23Is that what you think of me?
00:25:24I thought... I saw you.
00:25:26Thought what? I get it, I get it. You're insecure about my work. I get it. That makes sense.
00:25:29Okay, you've told me a hundred times, but without my work, who's going to pay for all this?
00:25:32Are you?
00:25:33I'm not.
00:25:34Your income going to support us?
00:25:35I mean, if we get divorced, I don't want you to know.
00:25:37I don't want you to know.
00:25:38Whoa, whoa. I... I don't want a divorce. I... I... No.
00:25:42So I'm going to have to stop thinking about the divorce. I'm trying my best. I'm really trying.
00:25:45What else can I do?
00:25:47How long am I supposed to put up with this?
00:25:51I'm sorry.
00:25:52If you're sorry, you change.
00:25:53I will. I will.
00:25:54Will you? That's not what I will do. Huh? Will you? Will you change?
00:25:58Yes.
00:25:59You will? Yes.
00:26:00Okay, so did I fuck someone tonight?
00:26:01No.
00:26:02No? Yeah.
00:26:03Was someone sucking my cock?
00:26:04No.
00:26:05No, they won't. Do you still love me?
00:26:06Yes.
00:26:07Then stop acting like such a fucking cock!
00:26:08Come on, sir.
00:26:30You okay?
00:26:31Yeah, I just... I think I'm coming down with something.
00:26:38Yeah.
00:26:39There's a nasty hangover going through Montreal right now.
00:26:51Hey, Pipsqueak? Can you come here for a sec?
00:26:53Okay.
00:27:04Hello.
00:27:05Um...
00:27:06How may I help you?
00:27:07Hi, I'm just looking for some new glasses.
00:27:10Pippa is the best at picking out frames.
00:27:12Really?
00:27:13Did you bring her prescription?
00:27:14No, I actually haven't had my eyes checked in like a few years.
00:27:17It might have changed.
00:27:18Pippa, you could squeeze her in before you're 2.30, right?
00:27:21An eye exam?
00:27:22Oh.
00:27:23That would be great.
00:27:25Um...
00:27:26Sure.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:29Um, I'm Julia, by the way.
00:27:30Hi, Ben.
00:27:31Nice to meet you.
00:27:32Nice to meet you.
00:27:35I...
00:27:36F...
00:27:37O...
00:27:38Z...
00:27:39Uh...
00:27:40Oh, P?
00:27:41Oh.
00:27:42Could be another F.
00:27:43I can't tell.
00:27:45Um...
00:27:46Here.
00:27:49A...
00:27:51Or B.
00:27:52Um...
00:27:53Could I say that again?
00:27:55A...
00:27:57Or B.
00:27:58They look exactly the same to me.
00:28:01Is that okay?
00:28:03You have terrible vision.
00:28:04But...
00:28:05Most people's vision sucks.
00:28:07That's how I have a job.
00:28:09Good job.
00:28:10I'm gonna look at the surface of your eye to see if there's any imperfections.
00:28:13Just put your chin right there.
00:28:15Mm-hmm.
00:28:16You wanna see a bright light for a second?
00:28:18Okay.
00:28:19Wanna come in closer now?
00:28:20Yeah.
00:28:21Okay.
00:28:22Okay.
00:28:23Look up.
00:28:24Left.
00:28:25Good.
00:28:26Right.
00:28:27Good.
00:28:28Once again.
00:28:29Okay, do you want to come in closer now?
00:28:41Good.
00:28:44Look up.
00:28:47Left.
00:28:48Good.
00:28:49Right.
00:28:50Good.
00:28:52Once again.
00:28:58I'm so indecisive.
00:29:04What do you think?
00:29:05Well, those are definitely more sexy librarian.
00:29:09Sexy librarian?
00:29:10Yeah, like, Meet Me and the Stacks, big boy.
00:29:13Let's read the latest Emma Straub novel together.
00:29:15Where these, they're more femme fatale.
00:29:18Like, I'm gonna bang Dookie Hauser than Slitter's Thrill.
00:29:21Oh, my God.
00:29:22Do you think I can pull these off?
00:29:23Of course you can.
00:29:24The great thing about new glasses is you gotta decide who you wanna be.
00:29:28Well, okay.
00:29:29These ones remind me of my barista.
00:29:31So, I guess I am the femme fatale.
00:29:36I think you might be.
00:29:38They really are so you.
00:29:40Hey, um, this might sound weird.
00:29:45Maybe this is awkward.
00:29:46Um, would you ever wanna get a cup of coffee sometime or something?
00:29:50Is that weird?
00:29:51No.
00:29:52Are you sure?
00:29:53No, I, I'd love that.
00:29:55I mean, I know we just met, but you seem cool.
00:29:59Well, uh, can I have your number?
00:30:01Yeah.
00:30:02I saw.
00:30:03Awesome.
00:30:04Um, well, some friends of mine opened a spa this weekend.
00:30:06Maybe we could check that out or something.
00:30:08I'll call you.
00:30:09Yeah, that, that sounds amazing.
00:30:11Bye.
00:30:12Bye.
00:30:15Mom, what's wrong?
00:30:17Mom, what's wrong?
00:30:38What did you say?
00:30:56Oh, we just both have our shirts off, and everything is fine, and completely professional.
00:31:04Oh, jeez Louise.
00:31:08Can you take it down a notch?
00:31:13It's a trap!
00:31:14I thought you were being serious.
00:31:18No, no, no, no, no, no, too touchy.
00:31:20Get your big-ass necklace and get out of there, girl.
00:31:22No, it's a charge point.
00:31:24You usually charge?
00:31:25Oh, yeah, because it's a charge point.
00:31:29Oh, my God.
00:31:31Well, I appreciate that.
00:31:32Look, come on, what's the issue?
00:31:34Come on, bruh.
00:31:35I'm not gonna.
00:31:36Look, you can go sit on the Metro and wonder what it would have been like if you stayed,
00:31:39or you can stay for 30 minutes.
00:31:42And I'll make you come out of it as possible.
00:31:45What?
00:31:46This can't actually work.
00:31:47Okay.
00:31:48Ugh.
00:31:49Okay.
00:31:50Okay.
00:31:51Feels good, right?
00:31:52Yeah.
00:31:53What?
00:31:54Uh-huh.
00:31:55What?
00:31:56Uh-huh.
00:31:57What?
00:31:58Yeah.
00:31:59What?
00:32:00What?
00:32:01Yeah.
00:32:02What?
00:32:03Shut up.
00:32:04I know!
00:32:05Did you talk to her?
00:32:06If I her, you mean Julia, then yeah.
00:32:07Julia?
00:32:08But dude, I know what the inside of her Oculus looks like.
00:32:09Of all the eye clinics in the world.
00:32:10She walks into mine.
00:32:11And what's even crazier, we totally hit it off, and we're gonna hang out this weekend.
00:32:13This is crazy.
00:32:14To be honest, I think that she just needs a friend, someone to talk to about her super unhealthy
00:32:24relationship.
00:32:25Uh, yeah, I saw him today.
00:32:26He kind of took advantage of this girl.
00:32:27Uh, yeah, I saw him today.
00:32:28He kind of took advantage of this girl.
00:32:29I know!
00:32:30I know!
00:32:31I know!
00:32:32I know!
00:32:33I know!
00:32:34I know!
00:32:35I know!
00:32:36I know!
00:32:37I know!
00:32:38I know!
00:32:39I know!
00:32:40I know!
00:32:41He kind of took advantage of this girl.
00:32:43What?
00:32:44He screwed someone while she was with me?
00:32:45Uh, technically oral, but it was not cool.
00:32:48So, I don't know.
00:32:50I was thinking, and I think maybe this isn't good for us.
00:32:53Yeah, I agree.
00:32:54It felt weird not telling her.
00:32:55Yeah, but it feels weird to be spying on our neighbors, right?
00:32:57I mean, sneaking around, keeping our lights off so they don't see us.
00:33:00You're not really seeing her this weekend, are you?
00:33:02If I was cheating on you, wouldn't you want to know?
00:33:04I don't know that I would.
00:33:06I don't love that you keep going to these hypothetical places.
00:33:08But it's not hypothetical here.
00:33:09That asshole is being totally unfaithful, and we know that.
00:33:12So now I have the moral responsibility to do the right thing.
00:33:15Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:33:17Chicken.
00:33:18Babe.
00:33:19When we decided to move in together, I was excited about you and me taking this step.
00:33:23I get that you're trying to do the right thing.
00:33:25I get it.
00:33:26But let's get back to us.
00:33:28Maybe I could just tell her this weekend.
00:33:31Am I not enough for you?
00:33:38I promise I will rip the bandaid off and be done.
00:33:41Who knows?
00:33:42Maybe it'll give her the confidence she needs.
00:33:44Where are you going?
00:33:45I'm gonna get a drink.
00:33:46But we were just...
00:33:47HIPPA!
00:33:48She doesn't need to be saved.
00:33:49She doesn't need to be saved by you.
00:33:50This is straight up none of your business.
00:33:52Thomas.
00:33:53Hello.
00:33:54Hello.
00:33:55Baby, I'm talking to you.
00:33:56Yeah?
00:33:57Hmm?
00:33:58Me?
00:33:59Me?
00:34:00Me?
00:34:01I was feeling glooming all day because of our little spat last night and I really didn't
00:34:12know.
00:34:13I was kind of hoping I could make it up to you.
00:34:19Glooming all day because of our little spat last night, and I really didn't realize that.
00:34:26I was kind of hoping I could make it up to you.
00:34:30Baby.
00:34:31Mm-hmm.
00:34:35Just relax, will you?
00:34:38I am relaxed.
00:34:39You're not relaxed.
00:34:40I am relaxed.
00:34:41Okay.
00:34:42I'm just not really in a mood, okay?
00:34:44You sure I can't convince you?
00:34:46You could do the only stuff.
00:34:50Your reason is just not to know you, okay?
00:34:54I forgive you.
00:34:55Yes, I do.
00:35:16Quimpa.
00:35:19Quimpa.
00:35:20Hi.
00:35:21Hi.
00:35:22Oh, my God.
00:35:23I so need this.
00:35:24Kind of had a rough week.
00:35:25Let's go.
00:35:30You seem to really love your job.
00:35:32I do.
00:35:33I don't know.
00:35:34I had the realization the other day that I really like ophthalmology.
00:35:39Like, it just makes sense to my brain.
00:35:41You're really good at it.
00:35:43But I'm gonna be doing it for the rest of my life.
00:35:46And I've finally achieved the one thing that I've worked years and years to do.
00:35:50And in the process, I kind of killed off all possibilities of something else.
00:35:54Yeah.
00:35:55It's like when you're so obsessed with something that you forget to pick your head up and look around and go,
00:36:00Oh, wait.
00:36:02What am I even doing?
00:36:05But you're too far down the rabbit hole.
00:36:10Yeah.
00:36:12I have the opposite problem as you.
00:36:13And what do you do?
00:36:15I'm kind of trying to figure that out.
00:36:17I was, uh...
00:36:19I was a model.
00:36:21Oh, my God.
00:36:22I say that like I'm embarrassed about it.
00:36:23Um, I was a model, but I'm not anymore.
00:36:26What do you mean?
00:36:27It's complicated.
00:36:28I guess it's hard to find deeper meaning in your work when your job is to force up a smile every day
00:36:33for the world to decide whether you're sexy enough.
00:36:36I mean, even though you feel numb and objectified, you're addicted because your sense of self-worth is all wrapped up in it.
00:36:42I decided that my second nervous breakdown would be my last.
00:36:47I walked away.
00:36:49Now I'm looking at the rest of my life and I'm so lost.
00:36:52But you could do anything.
00:36:55It's holding you back.
00:36:56Honestly, myself, I have like 8,000 interests and zero skills.
00:37:02Come on, that's not true.
00:37:03Seriously, I didn't go to college.
00:37:05I can barely type.
00:37:06I just bought this wireless printer and it took me literally forever to figure out how it works.
00:37:09Yeah, well, on the plus side, you don't have any student loans.
00:37:12On the minus side, I don't have a career.
00:37:14My husband, he got me this job working at this fancy pants photo studio.
00:37:18And it's cool, I get to travel around for gallery openings and such and it's neat.
00:37:22It's neat, but it's not my raison d'etre.
00:37:25This feels so nice.
00:37:26What are you waiting for?
00:37:31It's your husband.
00:37:32It's your dad.
00:37:33Oh, his name's Sebastian.
00:37:34Well, it's Seth.
00:37:35This feels so nice.
00:37:48What are you waiting for?
00:37:57So your husband, what's he doing?
00:37:59Oh, his name's Sebastian.
00:38:00Oh, Seth.
00:38:01What's up?
00:38:02He's a photographer.
00:38:03Like, a real one.
00:38:04Kind of a name in that world, actually.
00:38:07He's a genius.
00:38:08I mean, I know people throw that word around a lot,
00:38:10but he really is one.
00:38:12Did you guys meet through work?
00:38:13We might have slept together after a shoot.
00:38:16Usually, when that would happen,
00:38:18I was just another exotic flavor for them to try,
00:38:20but...
00:38:21Seth, he loves me.
00:38:26Sounds like a catch.
00:38:27Oh, and he's, like, incredible in bed, so...
00:38:29I must be our sunshine and roses, then, huh?
00:38:33Yeah.
00:38:34I mean, he's an artist, so he's eccentric.
00:38:39Um, that comes with a certain baggage.
00:38:43But without him, I don't know what I'd do with my life.
00:38:48It's all I've got.
00:38:49Are you okay, Margo?
00:39:11Here's Margo.
00:39:12Julia.
00:39:14Julia.
00:39:15I'm so sorry, I know your name.
00:39:16I don't know.
00:39:17That is so funny, because, like, I just had this...
00:39:19How about we...
00:39:20Anyway.
00:39:21My husband is just a complex individual, is all.
00:39:25We should meet him sometime.
00:39:28Yeah.
00:39:28Yeah.
00:39:29Let me know if he's done that, seriously.
00:39:30Yeah, I don't know.
00:39:30It's all.
00:39:31I'll tell you that.
00:39:32I...
00:39:33Do you know?
00:39:34Yeah.
00:39:38Yeah.
00:39:38Oh no.
00:39:38Yeah.
00:39:38I'm so sorry.
00:39:39Yeah.
00:39:40Yeah.
00:39:40Yeah.
00:39:42Yeah.
00:39:43on the screen.
00:39:44Yeah.
00:39:45Yeah.
00:39:46Yeah.
00:39:46I'm so sorry.
00:39:47I'm here.
00:39:47Yeah.
00:39:48Yeah.
00:39:49Yeah.
00:39:50Yeah.
00:39:51Yeah.
00:39:51Do you want to take a nap?
00:39:54I don't know.
00:39:55I know.
00:39:57I know.
00:40:11I know.
00:40:12I know.
00:40:13I know.
00:40:14Come on.
00:40:14Come on, you must go.
00:40:16Come on, you must go.
00:40:16I know.
00:40:17Come on.
00:40:18Come on, you must go.
00:40:20Let's go.
00:40:50Let's go.
00:41:20Let's go.
00:41:50Let's go.
00:42:20Let's go.
00:42:50Let's go.
00:43:20Let's go.
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00:44:20Let's go.
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00:45:01Let's go.
00:45:03Let's go.
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00:45:05Let's go.
00:45:07Let's go.
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00:45:10Let's go.
00:45:11Let's go.
00:45:12Let's go.
00:45:13Let's go.
00:45:14Let's go.
00:45:15Let's go.
00:45:16Let's go.
00:45:17Let's go.
00:45:18Let's go.
00:45:19Let's go.
00:45:20Let's go.
00:45:21Let's go.
00:45:23let's go.
00:45:24Let's go.
00:45:26Let's go.
00:45:28Good morning.
00:45:54Fuck!
00:45:55I wish we had another room.
00:45:58Say one.
00:46:19One.
00:46:28Tell me this.
00:46:33Yeah?
00:46:36You have every right in the world to be out of me.
00:46:40I am.
00:46:44I'm disappointed.
00:46:46You know?
00:46:48Yeah.
00:46:50I know.
00:46:53I want to know that I can trust you.
00:46:56You can.
00:46:58I want to feel like I'm enough for you.
00:47:02You are.
00:47:05I'm done.
00:47:07I will throw away the binoculars.
00:47:09I will not see her again.
00:47:12I'm sorry.
00:47:19Okay.
00:47:26Can I get a hug?
00:47:28I love you.
00:47:35I love you too.
00:47:36I love you too.
00:47:36I love you too.
00:47:45No.
00:47:47What?
00:47:49No.
00:47:51What are you doing?
00:47:52No, no, no, no.
00:47:52No.
00:47:52I have to go.
00:48:07What do we do?
00:48:08What do we do?
00:48:08I have to go?
00:48:09I have to go.
00:48:15I can't be here.
00:48:20Where are you going?
00:48:21I don't know.
00:48:22I don't know.
00:48:22I stay with my sisters.
00:48:23I just can't be here.
00:48:25Thomas, you can't go.
00:48:27No.
00:48:27Thomas, please, you can't go.
00:48:29I need you right now.
00:48:30No, no.
00:48:30I can't be with you.
00:48:31Thomas, please.
00:48:31I told you we needed to stop.
00:48:32But no, you were your goddamn sense of self-righteous.
00:48:34You just had to go and do that.
00:48:35Thomas, I'm really scared and I need you.
00:48:37Please don't go.
00:48:38I love you.
00:48:39If you loved me, you would have listened to me.
00:48:40How was I supposed to know what was going to happen?
00:48:41Like, what am I supposed to do?
00:48:42There's nothing you can't do, Pippa, she's dead because of you.
00:48:46You ended that fucking woman's life.
00:48:48You did that.
00:48:49I don't even know you anymore.
00:48:50Stop.
00:48:53We're done.
00:48:55It's over.
00:48:56Thomas.
00:48:57Hi, uh, that's Pippa from L'Optique.
00:49:14Yeah, your glasses came in.
00:49:16Open until sex.
00:49:17Mm-hmm.
00:49:27Hi, you haven't reached Julia, but if you're feeling quaint, please leave a voicemail.
00:49:44Beep.
00:49:46Uh, hi, uh, Julia, it's, it's, it's Pippa, the ophthalmologist.
00:49:51Um, I just, I wanted to let you know.
00:49:54Um, I, I wanted to let you know.
00:49:59Uh, your glasses are ready?
00:50:00Uh, you can't.
00:50:02I'm, I'm really sorry.
00:50:04I'm so sorry.
00:50:04I didn't know.
00:50:05If I would have known, I would have never done that.
00:50:07I'm so sorry.
00:50:08I don't know why, I don't know why it would happen.
00:50:11I'm so sorry.
00:50:14I'm so sorry.
00:50:15I'm so sorry.
00:50:24I'm so sorry.
00:50:54I'm so sorry.
00:52:54Do I know you?
00:53:00Oh, I don't think you do.
00:53:03You've got a familiar face.
00:53:05Pretty eyes.
00:53:07Thanks.
00:53:09No, it's not the kind of place you would have a vodka tonic.
00:53:14Do a penicillin.
00:53:15Yeah, I don't mind if I say I do.
00:53:22I'll move when you're a Tinder hook-up arrives.
00:53:26No, I don't mind.
00:53:27So, stranger, I'm trying to work something out.
00:53:34Can I answer you a question?
00:53:36Um, yeah, sure.
00:53:38It's a personal question.
00:53:39Do you watch pornography?
00:53:45Um, excuse me?
00:53:47Porn.
00:53:47Do you watch it?
00:53:49Not frequently, though.
00:53:51But on occasion.
00:53:53Maybe.
00:53:53Right.
00:53:54Most people watch porn all the time.
00:53:56Husbands, wives, girlfriends, boyfriends, lovers, mums, dads, pets, everyone.
00:54:00Everyone watches porn.
00:54:02Now, I bet you there's a dozen people on this block jerking off to porn right this very second.
00:54:05People in very serious relationships.
00:54:08And it doesn't matter, right?
00:54:10Can I ask you another question?
00:54:11You ever been in a serious relationship?
00:54:14Yeah.
00:54:16And did your boyfriend or girlfriend?
00:54:19Boyfriend.
00:54:19Did your boyfriend ever masturbate?
00:54:21Um, probably.
00:54:23He did.
00:54:23Did you?
00:54:25Maybe.
00:54:26And did this simple act change the love you had for him?
00:54:29No.
00:54:30You didn't.
00:54:30Why is that?
00:54:31I don't know.
00:54:32Because it's meaningless?
00:54:32Exactly.
00:54:34And tell me this.
00:54:34What's the difference between your vibrator and a human penis?
00:54:37How do you know I have a vibrator?
00:54:38Because you're a woman.
00:54:40A vibrator doesn't have feelings.
00:54:43A vibrator isn't connected to a brain.
00:54:44I would argue that most penises aren't connected to a brain.
00:54:46A vibrator isn't connected to a soul.
00:54:48Well, I don't know about you.
00:54:49I've had plenty of sex that was just as meaningless, if not more meaningless, than masturbation.
00:54:52The only difference is it's just more fun having sex with a person than it is with your hand.
00:54:56Not everyone agrees with you.
00:54:57Do you know how much you fucking love him?
00:55:06Sorry, I'm just, um, I'm going through the most difficult, um, separation of my life right now.
00:55:27And, um, I know I could be a bit blunt.
00:55:30I'm sorry.
00:55:31It's okay.
00:55:33Thanks.
00:55:33The ass and his masters.
00:55:51Say what?
00:55:52The ass and his masters.
00:55:53It's a fable.
00:55:54You just made me think of it.
00:55:55The ass referring to a donkey, in this case.
00:55:58Story goes, this donkey, he's owned by an herb farmer who doesn't feed him well.
00:56:01He has to work in this garden all day long, and he's starving, so he goes to this god, Jupiter.
00:56:06And he's like, hey, man, can I please get a new master?
00:56:09I'm starving over here.
00:56:10And Jupiter's feeling really gracious, so he's like, sure thing, wish granted.
00:56:13And the next day, the donkey he has sold to a potter.
00:56:15Great.
00:56:16Life must be peaches and cream now, right?
00:56:18Wrong.
00:56:18It's the worst job a donkey could have.
00:56:20He's fed well, but now he has to carry these super heavy bricks to and fro all day.
00:56:23So he goes to Jupiter again, and he's like, hey, Jupiter, I really need another master, please.
00:56:28Jupiter's like, whoa, slow your roll, man.
00:56:30I'm only going to do this one more time.
00:56:32Are you sure?
00:56:33And donkey's like, I got this pain in my back, and it won't go away.
00:56:35There's no such thing as Advil yet.
00:56:37Please just do me this favor.
00:56:38So the next day, the donkey is sold again to a leather tanner who hangs donkey, bleeds him out, skins him, and turns him into a pair of sandals.
00:56:49Moral of the story, he who finds discontentment in one place is unlikely to find happiness in another.
00:56:53You know why you still wrote that fable?
00:57:01I just said to show that the grass isn't greener.
00:57:05No.
00:57:07He wrote it for his slaves, so when they're feeling down, they can tell each other that story and make themselves feel better.
00:57:11When in reality, you're just deeply, deeply impressed.
00:57:22Wouldn't it be strange if I asked to take your picture?
00:57:23Watch out for broken gloves.
00:57:44I had a little accident.
00:57:49It's a nice place.
00:57:51Let's break up the good stuff, shall we?
00:57:52Sorry.
00:57:55The grapes are grown under the shadow of a volcano in Italy.
00:58:00So you're a professional?
00:58:03Sure.
00:58:13You know, my latest exhibition opens in a few weeks.
00:58:15You should come.
00:58:18Oh, I'll think about it.
00:58:22Can you stand there for me?
00:58:32Turn to me.
00:58:34Those eyes.
00:58:37You sure we've done that before?
00:58:38Um, my hair's not really...
00:58:48No, it's good.
00:58:49Um, I don't know what I'm doing.
00:58:54Just do whatever I tell you to do and it'll be perfect.
00:58:56Do you have your left hand on your shoulder?
00:59:00Head down?
00:59:02You look so kind.
00:59:05Place to me?
00:59:06Is it okay?
00:59:12No, it's just this jumper.
00:59:16What's your bra on the cloak?
00:59:18Subtle.
00:59:19Look, I work with naked models pretty much every day, so I forget it's out of the ordinary.
00:59:23But if you're not comfortable, it's cool.
00:59:25Um, no, it's, it's, it's fine.
00:59:31Um, just, like...
00:59:34Cute.
00:59:38Mind if I snap with you?
00:59:38Uh, let me.
00:59:54Oh, I wasn't proud of you.
00:59:56I tend to take my best pictures when you least expect it.
01:00:04Now, I...
01:00:04What about your underwear?
01:00:08Turn away from me.
01:00:26Okay.
01:00:27You've got a magnificent body.
01:00:32Place to me.
01:00:33Chin up slowly.
01:00:35That's it.
01:00:36Now take off your bra.
01:00:37Uh, what?
01:00:39Okay.
01:00:40I'll make it less awkward.
01:00:43What are you doing?
01:00:44What does it look like?
01:00:57Nice socks.
01:00:58Thanks.
01:00:58Your turn.
01:01:05Your turn.
01:01:05Come on.
01:01:06Don't miss wanting me.
01:01:16I'm going to sit.
01:01:17I'm going to take off yourvelope right now.
01:01:31I'm going to salud it.
01:01:32Where the fuck am I dead in?
01:01:49What's wrong?
01:01:51You just, you know, you just remind me of someone else's home.
01:01:56I'm so sorry.
01:01:58No, it's not your fault.
01:02:02I'm so sorry.
01:02:32Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
01:02:59Stop.
01:03:01Stop.
01:03:03Stop.
01:03:05I don't know.
01:03:35I don't know.
01:04:05I don't know.
01:04:35I don't know.
01:05:05I don't know.
01:05:35I don't know.
01:06:05I don't know.
01:06:35I don't know.
01:07:05I don't know.
01:07:35I don't know.
01:07:39And the next morning, that's when I found him.
01:07:43I had to tell you.
01:07:45I had to tell someone.
01:07:48I don't know.
01:07:50I don't know.
01:08:20I don't know.
01:08:22I don't know.
01:08:24I don't know.
01:08:26I don't know.
01:08:28I don't know.
01:08:30I don't know.
01:08:31I don't know.
01:08:32I don't know.
01:08:34I don't know.
01:08:36I don't know.
01:08:38I don't know.
01:08:40I don't know.
01:08:42I don't know.
01:08:44I don't know.
01:08:46I don't know.
01:08:49I know.
01:08:50I don't know.
01:08:51Maybe I could move on.
01:08:56That's stupid, I know.
01:08:58Okay.
01:09:00Well, if he's not at home, where do you think he is?
01:09:07Pippa?
01:09:09It's opening night.
01:09:21Drink?
01:09:26Sure.
01:09:31I don't think you come.
01:09:33I came.
01:09:35This is really cool.
01:09:37Can't wait to see the photos.
01:09:39Cool. Yeah, it's really fucking cool.
01:09:45Are you okay?
01:09:47That's my cue. Thanks for coming.
01:09:51A, thanks for introducing me.
01:09:53And B, like, not what I pictured.
01:10:06Now, before we begin,
01:10:08I should say that this particular project was a collaboration.
01:10:15My partner in crime on this, the love of my life.
01:10:18Julia Novatori.
01:10:22So...
01:10:23I really want to go home.
01:10:24It seems only right that she should be up here with me.
01:10:26Everyone, Julia.
01:10:29Come on.
01:10:30Hi.
01:10:31This new exhibition tells a modern fable.
01:10:47It's a tragic tale of a sweet young woman named Pippa.
01:10:51Pippa.
01:10:57Oh, my God.
01:11:04Pippa lives in the apartment we own across the way from our studio.
01:11:07When she and her boyfriend, Thomas, first moved in together.
01:11:11The future was bright.
01:11:12Things were downright peachy.
01:11:14Then they got a little distracted by the strangers across the way.
01:11:19Fuss.
01:11:20They cared more about what was going on in other people's lives than they did their own.
01:11:25And what started out as a fun little hobby turned into a bit of an obsession.
01:11:29They gatecrashed our Halloween party and planted a microphone so they could secretly listen in on our conversations.
01:11:35Uh, totally illegal, by the way.
01:11:38And yet, somehow, Pippa decided that she was... she was doing the right thing.
01:11:43First, this tore them apart emotionally.
01:11:44Then, it tore them apart forever.
01:11:47Little did she realize the whole time that they were watching us.
01:11:59Well, we were watching them.
01:12:08Pippa!
01:12:10Pippa!
01:12:17Pippa!
01:12:47I don't know.
01:13:17I don't know.
01:13:47Yep, those are my boobs.
01:14:02This is the place.
01:14:03This is the place.
01:14:33This is the image release form they signed.
01:14:49It's the last page of their lease.
01:14:51Plain and simple.
01:14:52Now, do I know if they actually read it?
01:14:55No.
01:14:56But that's not my responsibility.
01:14:59Let me ask you this.
01:15:00How many times this week has something popped up on your computer screen saying,
01:15:04please agree to the terms and conditions, and you've just clicked yes and not even thought twice about it?
01:15:08I mean, it's something we've grown accustomed to, no?
01:15:10But does that give you the right to, uh...
01:15:15Oh, it's tragic.
01:15:16And we both feel so horrible about it, don't we, Seb?
01:15:19Of course.
01:15:19But if anything, it's a warning, because it's unprecedented, really, the access we give people into our lives today.
01:15:25It is entirely socially acceptable.
01:15:27No, socially expected for us to be able to stalk people we may or may not know in order to get a glimpse into that partially true version of their lives.
01:15:34Seb and I lived a version of our life for Pippa and Thomas to see.
01:15:37Yes, we created our own narrative and made it available for them to watch.
01:15:41We gave them front row seats.
01:15:43And they did.
01:15:45They tuned right in.
01:15:47All we had to do was watch back.
01:15:55So, uh, in addition to premiering internationally in Tokyo...
01:15:58Everywhere.
01:15:59We've sold it everywhere.
01:16:00It's a rousing success.
01:16:01We're now the toast of the art community.
01:16:02And guess what?
01:16:03We've made a disgusting amount of money in the process.
01:16:04Now, do you have anything actually interesting to ask us?
01:16:18How many times can someone be congratulated?
01:16:20Oh, your favorite.
01:16:24Scassery.
01:16:25Scassery.
01:16:26Who sent it?
01:16:30So thrilled to be featuring the voyeurs in our upcoming season.
01:16:34The Tate.
01:16:34Well, that's great.
01:16:45Baby.
01:16:46You have to get over this.
01:16:55Don't you ever feel guilty?
01:17:00No.
01:17:01No.
01:17:01No.
01:17:01No.
01:17:02No.
01:17:03I don't know.
01:17:33It's not bad.
01:17:47What is she doing?
01:17:48She's fucking lost it.
01:17:49What do you think you know, Peppa?
01:17:58Peppa!
01:18:03We just want to talk to you!
01:18:15We just want to talk to you.
01:18:45Harry, Peppa, just leave me alone.
01:18:47What is it that you're thinking of?
01:18:48I don't know.
01:18:49These are some pretty serious accusation.
01:18:51They must have come from somewhere.
01:18:54Stop fucking us around.
01:18:54When I watched you, I believed every moment.
01:19:07Even though none of it was real.
01:19:10But when Thomas died, it didn't feel true, but he's still gone.
01:19:14You would have never done that.
01:19:20And I don't know for sure, but I think you drugged him.
01:19:25And then you made it look like he did it himself.
01:19:28That is a hell of a theory, Peppa.
01:19:30Do you have any proof?
01:19:33No.
01:19:34Then what were you doing here?
01:19:35You manipulated me.
01:19:38You seduced me.
01:19:41You exposed me.
01:19:43And you think you could hurt me again, but you can't.
01:19:46Because I have nothing left.
01:19:48So I just need to know this one last thing, and then you'll never see me again.
01:19:51How could you do this?
01:19:56Oh yeah, we didn't.
01:19:57It was you who told me.
01:19:59It's like when you're so obsessed with something that you forget to pick your head up, look around, and go,
01:20:06Oh wait, what am I even doing?
01:20:08But you're too far down the river.
01:20:16You too.
01:20:16Julia, hey, hey, talk to me.
01:20:26What's wrong?
01:20:26What's wrong, baby?
01:20:28Come on, come on.
01:20:29Baby, what?
01:20:32What did you do?
01:20:33You weigh a little bit more, so it might take a minute to kick in.
01:20:38What the fuck did you do?
01:20:42That wine was a little gift from me.
01:20:46Look at me.
01:20:49Look at me!
01:20:51Take one final look.
01:20:53Because it's the last thing you're ever going to see.
01:20:55Why?
01:20:56All right.
01:21:03Let's go.
01:21:03I don't know.
01:21:33I don't know.
01:22:03I don't know.
01:22:33I don't know.
01:22:35I don't know.
01:22:39I don't know.
01:22:41I don't know.
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