[Completed] My Cold CEO Is My Baby's Dad

Relationship Drama

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00:00:00Sir, the team came back with the latest report. The latest lead was another dead-end.

00:00:24A dead-end? You mean nothing at all?

00:00:28Have you considered that perhaps she's already left LA? You've been looking for her for the past six years.

00:00:33I have nothing else to go on. I'm so fucked up that night that I can't even remember what she looked like.

00:00:40No, no, no. Anna, for the last time, I don't need any special services from the waitress, okay? Bye.

00:00:57Oh!

00:01:08Oh!

00:01:10What?

00:01:40Hey, Mom, are we coming back to find Daddy?

00:01:54Honey, I told you this before.

00:01:56I don't remember what he looks like.

00:01:58But you have a token.

00:02:00You mean the ring?

00:02:01You know that that's lost?

00:02:04K-Group at record high profits this year thanks to the group's CEO, Raymond King, who's brought the group's profits to over $10 billion.

00:02:19Hey, Mom, do you think that guy is my dad?

00:02:22He looks just like me.

00:02:24I think I'd remember if he was a billionaire.

00:02:26Okay.

00:02:27Then who is my dad?

00:02:29I can't believe Blair drugged me so she could set me up with this old mate.

00:02:38Come on, pretty girl.

00:02:40Get on over here.

00:02:42Come on.

00:02:59Hey, Mom, aren't you going to be late?

00:03:04Oh, crap.

00:03:06Okay, I'm going to go soon.

00:03:09Cynthia will be here, okay?

00:03:10Be good.

00:03:11Okay.

00:03:14What will she do without me, huh?

00:03:17Oh, my God, what have you done?

00:03:31Do you have any idea how much this stress costs?

00:03:33I'm so sorry.

00:03:35I was not looking where I was going.

00:03:37You have a nice face.

00:03:38Tell me, are you just here to seduce the men?

00:03:41Trying to claw your way into high society, I see?

00:03:43Ma'am, I don't think that stain is going to come out.

00:03:46But I can get it cleaned for you if you'd like.

00:03:48Clean it?

00:03:49Of course you lower-class people wouldn't get it.

00:03:53You think you can clean the dress?

00:03:55With what, your dish soap?

00:03:57My legal team will be in contact with how you will compensate me.

00:04:14Raymond?

00:04:14Interesting.

00:04:17I didn't know you were into these low lives, Raymond.

00:04:21A pity, considering your mother is more into people like someone of my status.

00:04:25You Calvins need my family, Alicia.

00:04:28It's not the other way around.

00:04:29It's probably best that you get that through your thick skull.

00:04:32Well, as long as our families are joined through marriage,

00:04:34I don't care which chick you screw.

00:04:36I'll let you off the hook this time.

00:04:41There won't be a next.

00:04:47I'm sorry, excuse me.

00:04:49Have we met somewhere before?

00:04:51I...

00:04:52I don't think so.

00:04:55Right, of course.

00:04:56Sorry, I mistook you for somebody else.

00:05:00Carry on.

00:05:03Miranda?

00:05:05Miranda.

00:05:08Wow, Miranda.

00:05:09And here I thought you ran off and eloped with that old rich guy you met six years ago.

00:05:13Blair, you know I never ran off and married that old man.

00:05:18Why bother coming back to L.A.?

00:05:20Did you find another target?

00:05:22Who's the poor old soul this time for Little Miss Gold Digger?

00:05:25Miranda, what are you...

00:05:27Patrick, why don't you go grab me another drink?

00:05:31Chardonnay?

00:05:33Sure.

00:05:33Don't think Patrick's going to come crawling back to you just because you're back.

00:05:39We are engaged and expecting.

00:05:42Congratulations.

00:05:43That's none of my business.

00:05:44Now can I please get back to work?

00:05:47If you take one look at my fiancé, I will make your life a living hell.

00:05:52Do you understand?

00:05:53Let go of me.

00:05:58You're fired.

00:05:59What?

00:06:00Why?

00:06:00Do you know who you just insulted?

00:06:02That's the daughter of the Calvin family.

00:06:04But didn't she say she'll let it slide?

00:06:06It was an accident.

00:06:07Miss Alicia might be fine with it, but we're not.

00:06:11This kind of behavior could ruin the reputation of this catering company.

00:06:14Do you understand?

00:06:15Please, sir, give me another chance.

00:06:17I can't lose this job.

00:06:19You know, I did see you flirt with Mr. Raymond King.

00:06:24If you are serious about this position,

00:06:28we'd be at my place tonight.

00:06:29I may reconsider it based on a performance review.

00:06:36In your dreams, perv.

00:06:38I'm sorry, excuse me.

00:06:49Have we met somewhere before?

00:06:56Sir, your mother just called.

00:06:58She wants your opinion for a new maid in the house.

00:07:01Tell her I don't need one.

00:07:02I know, but she's already...

00:07:04Steve, can't you just send her on a vacation or something?

00:07:08I'm trying to get some peace and quiet,

00:07:10and I can't do that when she's constantly buzzing around my life.

00:07:13You understand?

00:07:14Yes, sir.

00:07:14I'll try.

00:07:15What am I going to do?

00:07:23Kirk's tuition is due next week.

00:07:30King's Mansion stays looking for a household maid.

00:07:34Six hours a day.

00:07:3510K per month.

00:07:37You do have an impressive academic record,

00:07:51but since you haven't finished your Bachelor of Fine Arts degree,

00:07:54how about handling some administrative tasks?

00:07:57Really?

00:07:57Only on a trial basis, though.

00:08:00You can start today.

00:08:01Great.

00:08:04I need to get this signed by the client.

00:08:07Yes.

00:08:08Right away, sir, I will not let you down.

00:08:17How is the design proposal for the Greenfield Estate Project coming along?

00:08:20We made good progress on the initial designs.

00:08:23Now we're waiting on the second draft.

00:08:26When's the submission?

00:08:27It's today, sir.

00:08:28Someone should be here shortly.

00:08:30Blanca's not coming?

00:08:31I heard they're sending a newbie.

00:08:41Yeah, send her in.

00:08:45Newbie.

00:08:50You?

00:08:55You?

00:08:57Sir, do you know her?

00:08:59Yes.

00:09:00No.

00:09:02We just met yesterday.

00:09:06That's it.

00:09:08You're the newbie from Blanca's design firm.

00:09:11Yeah.

00:09:12Yes.

00:09:18So, first, you show up to my banquet as a waitress,

00:09:23and now you are in my office as Blanca's representative.

00:09:27Do you want to tell me what's going on here?

00:09:30And I suggest that you be honest.

00:09:32This, uh, this is just a weird coincidence.

00:09:36Are you a spy?

00:09:37What?

00:09:38No.

00:09:39I just work two jobs.

00:09:41Well, how about you tell Blanca that I no longer need your services?

00:09:59What?

00:10:01No.

00:10:02My boss will fire me.

00:10:03That's not my problem.

00:10:04Wait.

00:10:06No.

00:10:08Miss, I have to ask you to leave.

00:10:10No.

00:10:10No, this is, this is my first day.

00:10:12Please.

00:10:13I need the money.

00:10:14You're beautiful.

00:10:15And you seem smart.

00:10:18So, tell me.

00:10:20Would you keep a spy this close?

00:10:29Let's go.

00:10:31Call someone to take her out, too.

00:10:33Yes, sir.

00:10:41What the hell is wrong with that guy?

00:10:43Okay.

00:10:50Good grief.

00:10:55Your first day of work, and you blew it with my top client.

00:10:59Miranda, you are fired.

00:11:02Get out of my face.

00:11:03Get out of my face.

00:11:03Congratulations, Miranda.

00:11:24We'd love for you to start tomorrow, if possible.

00:11:27Yes, of course.

00:11:29Mrs. King, thank you so much.

00:11:31I will do my best to serve you.

00:11:33Oh, oh, you won't be working for me.

00:11:35You'll be serving my son, Raymond.

00:11:39Raymond.

00:11:40Like the Raymond King from the K group?

00:11:43This is his home.

00:11:45Oh.

00:11:54Try a small mom there.

00:11:56You watch me now a little bit.

00:11:58Finally, I got Kirk's tuition.

00:12:15Thank you, sign-on bonus.

00:12:18Damn it.

00:12:35Damn it.

00:12:37Get somebody to send another copy of these files over.

00:13:04Yes, sir.

00:13:07And about the new maid, sir.

00:13:09Take care of her yourself.

00:13:15I had high expectations for you, Miranda.

00:13:18But due to your carelessness, Mr. King slipped, soiled his suit, and ruined those important business documents.

00:13:25But I was just on my...

00:13:26There's nothing I can do.

00:13:29Please, I've already spent the sign-on bonus on my son's tuition.

00:13:33We can work out a payment plan.

00:13:37What are you doing in my house?

00:13:44I'm working.

00:13:45Or I was.

00:13:47So, you've worked three different jobs in three days?

00:13:53Well, let's see.

00:13:54Your date that night cost me my job as a waitress, and you got me fired from the interior design firm.

00:14:00And now I'm here.

00:14:01And now you're firing me from this job, too.

00:14:07I mean, what do you have against me, Mr. King?

00:14:10It's okay.

00:14:12I understand.

00:14:14I'll leave now.

00:14:15Oh, wait, wait.

00:14:24Oh, wait, wait.

00:14:29About the banquet and the office, genuinely, I'm sorry.

00:14:34How about this?

00:14:37You can work your shift here as my maid, and double as my assistant at the K Group office.

00:14:43I'll even double your pay.

00:14:46Really?

00:14:50Thank you so much.

00:14:51She was an interior design student at UCLA six years ago, didn't finish her degree, now works part-time here and there, and she recently moved back to L.A. with her five-year-old son.

00:15:15Who is she?

00:15:16And who sent her?

00:15:17Look, I want details, specifically who she associates with.

00:15:24Somebody hired her to spy on me.

00:15:27Granted, she's not very good.

00:15:31Sir?

00:15:33She's up to something, for sure.

00:15:36I've got her working both in my home and in my office.

00:15:39So if she slips up, I can trace the trail straight to whoever's behind her.

00:15:44Yes, sir.

00:15:45And one last thing.

00:15:46Mr. Patrick and Ms. Blair will be stopping by your place later.

00:15:51Patrick and Blair.

00:15:55I'll be there.

00:15:57Yes, sir.

00:15:57Never thought I'd see you like this.

00:16:16What are you, a maid?

00:16:17Hey, where are you going?

00:16:22Aren't you going to peel it for me?

00:16:24Wouldn't want to have to report you to Mr. King.

00:16:33That's more like it.

00:16:35Excuse me.

00:16:36Excuse me.

00:16:36Hey, no breaks while there are guests in the house.

00:16:50Of course, I'm just, um, I'm just watering the plants.

00:16:53See?

00:16:53Hello.

00:17:02Aren't you going to cut my fruit?

00:17:05Ugh, what an insufferable bitch.

00:17:07What are you talking about?

00:17:09Oh!

00:17:21Miranda!

00:17:22What were you thinking?

00:17:23Sir, I will get you a towel.

00:17:25So?

00:17:30I, I am so sorry.

00:17:32Why didn't you stop by the K group like I asked you to?

00:17:36Because I've been busy.

00:17:38I mean, there's guests at the house.

00:17:39Oh, okay.

00:17:40So it's my fault now?

00:17:41No, no.

00:17:42Not at all.

00:17:43You know, I would stay sharp if I was you, because spy game isn't for everyone.

00:17:55You know what?

00:17:57I've had just about enough of your attitude.

00:18:00I quit.

00:18:04We'll be back.

00:18:05A little spy game isn't over.

00:18:13Raymond, you're all wet.

00:18:16Let me help you.

00:18:17Don't, don't touch me.

00:18:25Okay, you can do this.

00:18:26You're a mother, Miranda.

00:18:28You can do this for Kirk, for a better life.

00:18:31I can handle it myself.

00:18:33Where's Patrick?

00:18:34I don't know.

00:18:35He's not here yet.

00:18:36Well, how about you go wait for him inside?

00:18:43Three, two, one.

00:18:50Welcome back.

00:18:52Done with your little temper tantrum?

00:18:54Mr. King, please allow me to prepare you a new outfit.

00:18:57Do you have a preference?

00:19:00Anyone will do.

00:19:06I sincerely apologize for what happened earlier.

00:19:10And I do hope that you can forgive me.

00:19:13Well, keep this up, and I might consider it.

00:19:19Miranda?

00:19:23Miranda.

00:19:24Hey, cousin.

00:19:29Sorry, I've got a meeting to catch.

00:19:34Miranda.

00:19:35Miranda, what are you doing here?

00:19:37She's just a maid.

00:19:38Hello?

00:19:41Hello?

00:19:43Yes?

00:19:44What?

00:19:45Can't you just get it yourself?

00:19:47Okay, okay, fine.

00:19:48Yeah, I'll be right there.

00:19:49Here we go.

00:20:02You're being rude.

00:20:05Oh, you can always quit, you know?

00:20:08No one's stopping you.

00:20:09My apologies.

00:20:12Your wallet, sir.

00:20:13Much better.

00:20:16Oh, and another thing?

00:20:19Ignore Patrick and Blair.

00:20:21You work for me.

00:20:21I know what you're up to, you whore.

00:20:38How many times do I have to tell you I'm just doing my job?

00:20:41Drop the app.

00:20:42You think I don't know what you're up to, trying to worm your way into Raymond's bed,

00:20:45just like you climbed into Patrick's?

00:20:47I...

00:20:47Patrick's with me now.

00:20:49So you're trying to snatch yourself another king, huh?

00:20:51You've always been a gold digger, even back at school.

00:20:54Just a poor girl dreaming to be Cinderella.

00:20:59I'm warning you.

00:21:00Stay away from the king family.

00:21:02If anyone should watch themselves, it's you.

00:21:04You should be focusing on your Patrick, not making googly eyes at other men.

00:21:09Miranda.

00:21:23If you need money, I can lend you some.

00:21:26You don't have to work here.

00:21:27Please, just stay out of my way.

00:21:32Stop it.

00:21:32You're going to get me fired.

00:21:34You're a guest here.

00:21:36You left without saying a word.

00:21:38Everybody said that you ran off with some old guy.

00:21:41But was that a lie?

00:21:42What really happened?

00:21:44I deserve to know the truth.

00:21:46It doesn't matter anymore.

00:21:48You and Blair are engaged.

00:21:49There's no hope for us.

00:21:51That's not true.

00:21:53I love you, Miranda, and I always have.

00:21:57Just stop it.

00:21:58Come on, please, Miranda.

00:21:59What the hell is going on here?

00:22:04You're supposed to be making this, not getting in them.

00:22:14You are fired.

00:22:16Get the hell out of here.

00:22:24Mommy will find a new job.

00:22:27Mommy will take good care of you.

00:22:28Hey, son, what's up?

00:22:53Miranda, I've got a gig for you.

00:22:56A waiter at a high-end club, just pouring wine for rich guys.

00:23:01What do you say?

00:23:02I...

00:23:02Like, really rich guys.

00:23:05The kind that tip a lot.

00:23:08How long is the shift?

00:23:09Just a night.

00:23:10A few hours tops.

00:23:12They're hosting a big event downtown and are super short-staffed.

00:23:16Listen, here's the best part.

00:23:18It's $1,500 for one night.

00:23:23$1,500?

00:23:26Okay, I'm in.

00:23:28God, I'm short and I might as well just be wearing underwear.

00:23:31Oh, hey, you're Cynthia's friend, right?

00:23:33Yes, my name is Miranda.

00:23:35Sin said that you needed a waitress for the night.

00:23:38Yeah, you know what?

00:23:38Forget the drinks.

00:23:39I understand you were in ballet, yeah?

00:23:41Yeah.

00:23:42We need you for something else, and we're willing to double your pay.

00:23:46$3,000?

00:23:47Mm-hmm.

00:23:48What do I have to do?

00:23:49Dance.

00:23:50My what?

00:23:55Hello and welcome.

00:23:57We hope you enjoy the show.

00:24:00It's just one night.

00:24:02It's just for the money.

00:24:13They always have the best dancers here.

00:24:15That one, hey?

00:24:34She must be new.

00:24:35You haven't seen her around here before.

00:24:37She's still good, though.

00:24:38Give me a VIP room.

00:24:46Yes, sir, right away.

00:24:47Anything else?

00:24:48I want that dancer.

00:24:52Ooh, good choice.

00:24:53Sir, I said I'd only be a waiter, and the dancing was already, like, a little bit much.

00:25:07This client is willing to pay $5,000.

00:25:10$5,000 for what, exactly?

00:25:13Well, don't worry about it.

00:25:14I know these guys.

00:25:15They're very rich.

00:25:16Just think how lucky you are to be in this position.

00:25:19It's Miranda.

00:25:20Yes, it's not a big deal.

00:25:22Just remember to service him very well.

00:25:25Hmm?

00:25:26And remember, women would line up for miles for this opportunity.

00:25:38Tell me, though.

00:25:39Why is a pretty thing like you wearing a mask?

00:25:44I, uh, have a scar, and it's really gross and disgusting.

00:25:51What a shame.

00:25:52Good thing you got a good figure, though.

00:25:54Yeah.

00:25:55You know, I could get someone else if you'd prefer.

00:25:57You, uh, see that cutie over there?

00:26:00That's your most distinguished guest tonight.

00:26:03If you, uh, make him happy, he'll get you a grand.

00:26:07Eight grand, not five?

00:26:12Mm-hmm.

00:26:13So what?

00:26:14Like, pour drinks?

00:26:16Is that what your manager said?

00:26:18Okay, then.

00:26:19Yeah, go in there.

00:26:21Pour in your drink.

00:26:31Let go.

00:26:32Let me see this car.

00:26:33No, sir, you, you really don't want to see it.

00:26:35So, you're an exotic dancer.

00:26:44Now, tell me, how did your handler find me here, hmm?

00:26:47What handler?

00:26:48I work here.

00:26:50Okay, Blair fired me, and I needed the money.

00:26:52What?

00:26:52I told you to ignore them.

00:26:58You work for me.

00:27:00You remember?

00:27:00Yeah.

00:27:00Well, it's kind of hard to ignore Blair when she's screaming in your face.

00:27:04Okay, just let me go.

00:27:05You can keep your eight grand.

00:27:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:27:09I cannot get fired from this job, too.

00:27:11You're gonna make me pay for these damages.

00:27:12God, Raymond King, why do you make everything worse?

00:27:14Huh?

00:27:15Why are you always buzzing around?

00:27:17Why can't you just...

00:27:17Ow!

00:27:18No, no, no, stop touching the glass.

00:27:20Here.

00:27:21Ow.

00:27:22Look, I'll pay for the damages.

00:27:23Just...

00:27:24Just come back to work at my place.

00:27:28What, you want to rehire me so you can sleep with me?

00:27:31No.

00:27:32Well, that is a good suggestion.

00:27:34No, no, no, no.

00:27:34I meant just come work for me.

00:27:36And me alone.

00:27:38No, absolutely not.

00:27:40If I go back and work for you, I'm gonna be dead before I'm 30.

00:27:43Hey, no, hey, look.

00:27:44Everybody has a price.

00:27:46How much should it cost?

00:27:47Hmm?

00:27:48How much should it cost to get you in here with me?

00:27:55Don't mind me.

00:27:56Carry on.

00:27:56Get out!

00:27:58Okay.

00:28:01How much should it cost, Miranda?

00:28:02Just tell me.

00:28:03Okay, fine.

00:28:05Ten thousand a day, and then I'll go back and I'll work for you.

00:28:08Deal.

00:28:13Starting today, you belong to me.

00:28:20What is wrong with you?

00:28:23Well, I'm assuming that's a yes.

00:28:25Should we send someone to chase her down, or...

00:28:27No, no.

00:28:29She's actually my housemaid.

00:28:32She'll be back.

00:28:35What?

00:28:36You just got rehired, Miranda.

00:28:38Why do you want to quit already?

00:28:40How about you put in a two-week...

00:28:41Please, I can't do this anymore.

00:28:43I'm just here to return this.

00:28:47We should get Mr. King's opinion on this.

00:28:50No, please.

00:28:50This is not worth his time.

00:28:53Turns out you really are Raymond's housemate.

00:28:57What a plot twist.

00:28:59Not only did you throw a tantrum at the nightclub last night,

00:29:02but you also shifed him and ran off.

00:29:05I like that.

00:29:06What are you doing here?

00:29:09You know, I think little Raymond is into you.

00:29:12Great.

00:29:13Well, I'm not interested in him.

00:29:14So, I hear that you want to quit.

00:29:31All right.

00:29:31Well, how about you stop by HR at the K Group on your way out to set up a court date?

00:29:37You're going to need to set up a payment plan to pay back the sign-on bonus.

00:29:42Why would you let her quit?

00:29:44Raymond, dude, don't you like having a doll like that around as a housemate?

00:29:48I mean, it was a kind of weird kink you had.

00:29:53I assume you have a good lawyer.

00:29:59Yes.

00:30:00What I was trying to say, she should be living in a luxury house.

00:30:04Driving luxury cars, you know, weighted on hand and foot by servants.

00:30:07Instead, you have her here working as a servant.

00:30:11Why don't you just give it to me?

00:30:13You know, I'll take better care of her and make her happier than you can make her.

00:30:17All right, all right.

00:30:18I'll stop trying to poach your housemate.

00:30:20I'm just here to work.

00:30:21I'm not interested in either of you.

00:30:25You're interested in making money, though.

00:30:27You know what?

00:30:31I'm going to go.

00:30:39Fine.

00:30:39I thought you'd be avoiding me since last night.

00:30:52Working at the club was just a one-time thing.

00:30:56Oh, well, you don't look like a rookie.

00:30:58Oh, so you're experienced.

00:31:00No wonder you're very handy.

00:31:04That's not important.

00:31:05We had a deal last night, you remember?

00:31:07I don't know.

00:31:09I don't remember agreeing to anything.

00:31:12You remember taking my black card?

00:31:16Get changed.

00:31:20I am not doing some weird role play with you.

00:31:23Oh, okay.

00:31:23So you're fantasizing about me now.

00:31:26What's this for?

00:31:36Well, I have a family gathering tonight to celebrate Patrick and Blair getting engaged,

00:31:42and I need a date.

00:31:46And you want me?

00:31:47Yes.

00:31:48Well, I'm sorry, sir, but I have to head home.

00:31:50I have a son to take care of, if you don't remember, and the nanny gets off at six, so find someone else.

00:31:57You work for me.

00:31:59Why would I hire anybody else when I've got you?

00:32:03Because I'm your maid?

00:32:04I mean, what would people think?

00:32:05I'll take care of it.

00:32:06Don't worry.

00:32:07But I have to.

00:32:08Unless you can think of another way that you'd like to work for me tonight.

00:32:24Fine.

00:32:24Let's see if it fits first.

00:32:27Fine.

00:32:27Let's see if it fits first.

00:32:54This is your engagement party, Blair.

00:33:01Don't be impulsive.

00:33:02But Raymond is head of the King family.

00:33:04If Miranda marries him, then I'll be under forever.

00:33:07Okay.

00:33:08Even so, you can't go against him.

00:33:10Maybe just not so direct.

00:33:12Patrick is second in line to inherit K group, and now that I'm his fiance, I can't let Miranda ruin us.

00:33:19Okay.

00:33:19You need to calm down.

00:33:20Calm down?

00:33:21If Patrick finds out that we set up Miranda to leave him and sent her off to marry that old creep, he'll leave me.

00:33:28I, we, worked so hard to get to where we're at today.

00:33:32If I don't marry into the King family, we'll be bankrupt.

00:33:38Raymond, did you bring your maid to my engagement party?

00:33:44Don't you think that's a little inappropriate?

00:33:46Blair, stop saying that.

00:33:50Everything's fine.

00:33:52Everyone.

00:33:53Emotions are just running high today.

00:33:56Fine.

00:33:57Then how come I keep seeing you stare at that third-ranked war?

00:34:02Don't think you can pull one over on me, gold-digging bitch.

00:34:07I know about your scandal, and I'll release it.

00:34:10You mean the one you orchestrated, Blair?

00:34:12Don't think you can weasel your way out of this one.

00:34:14Hey, Blair.

00:34:15Jesus.

00:34:16Have you lost your mind?

00:34:18Have you forgotten what day it is today?

00:34:19Come on.

00:34:24Let's go.

00:34:28I'm sorry.

00:34:29Do you know Patrick?

00:34:30And what's that scandal that Blair was talking about?

00:34:33I have no clue what she's talking about, and I'm not involved with Patrick in any way.

00:34:39Maybe that's what Patrick said.

00:34:41Emotions are a little high today.

00:34:45Cheers to my engagement.

00:34:47I'm so happy you could make it.

00:34:50Thank you for having me.

00:34:51Yeah, of course.

00:34:53I mean, it could be bigger, but, you know.

00:34:56Anyways.

00:35:00Whose little brat are you?

00:35:05Whose little brat are you?

00:35:06Let me go!

00:35:07Let me go!

00:35:07What, you've never seen a cake before?

00:35:09That's expensive.

00:35:10Don't you understand?

00:35:11More expensive than your life.

00:35:14Let go of me, lady.

00:35:17Where are your parents?

00:35:19He's just lost.

00:35:20I'll go find his parents.

00:35:23You know what I'm asking if you have a moment to look it over?

00:35:25I don't really want to think about work right now, personally.

00:35:27I think it's best if we just enjoy...

00:35:29Ow!

00:35:30You're hurting me!

00:35:31Enough, you little brat.

00:35:32Hey, Blair.

00:35:33What are you doing?

00:35:35This is not my problem.

00:35:36Oh, excuse me.

00:35:37Where are you...

00:35:37Hey.

00:35:44Buddy, are you okay?

00:35:47Dad!

00:35:48Whoa.

00:35:49Whoa.

00:35:50I think you might be mistaken, because I am not your dad.

00:35:55But you are my dad.

00:35:57But you are my dad.

00:35:58I'm my dad.

00:35:59Okay.

00:36:00Yeah.

00:36:00Oh, nothing to see here.

00:36:02Just a lost kid.

00:36:04Mr. King and I will help find his parents.

00:36:06Please, just continue to enjoy the party.

00:36:08Okay.

00:36:08Yeah.

00:36:09Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:10Just stop crying.

00:36:15Hey, young man.

00:36:18Oh, crap.

00:36:20I don't think this guy here is your father.

00:36:22Why don't you come with me, and we can go try and figure something out?

00:36:26No, you're wrong.

00:36:27Look, I think your parents are going to be worried if they can't find you.

00:36:33Why don't we go try and find them, huh?

00:36:36Okay, buddy.

00:36:37Um, let's go.

00:36:39All right?

00:36:39One, two, three.

00:36:40Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:36:51God, what was Cynthia thinking?

00:36:53I told her to leave Kirk with the hotel staff, not just anyone.

00:36:56Oh, God, I can't let Damon fire me.

00:36:57There's no way I'm going to deal with that lawsuit case.

00:37:15Oh, there you are, you naughty, naughty boy.

00:37:18You scared your mother.

00:37:22Mommy!

00:37:23Mommy!

00:37:24Okay, babe.

00:37:25Mommy!

00:37:26Oh, Kirk.

00:37:28Judy.

00:37:28Ma'am, hello.

00:37:29Hi, uh, hello.

00:37:30Mm-hmm.

00:37:31Are you really this kid's mother?

00:37:34Did you not hear him call me mommy?

00:37:37You should keep a better eye on him.

00:37:38It's dangerous for him to run off on his own.

00:37:41Don't tell me how to raise my kid.

00:37:46I...

00:37:46Something wrong, sir?

00:37:51Nothing, no.

00:37:52I just thought I heard somebody that I recognize.

00:37:56Did mommy tell you to hide and wait here?

00:38:07I'm sorry, mommy, but I saw that big cake and it looked so yummy.

00:38:14Okay, well, mommy has to leave in a minute, so wait for Aunt Cynthia to pick you up, okay?

00:38:18You're not going to go around calling random guys your dad, right?

00:38:21Okay, but don't you think he looks just like me?

00:38:25Nope.

00:38:25Nope, not at all.

00:38:27Okay, now who's going to pick you up in an hour?

00:38:29Auntie Cynthia!

00:38:30Good, and you are not to leave this room with anyone but Cynthia, okay?

00:38:37I love you, baby.

00:38:39I'll see you tonight when I get home.

00:38:40Sir, they found something.

00:38:45They found the ring.

00:38:49Where'd you find those?

00:38:50Was that some antique pawn shop?

00:38:53A pawn shop?

00:38:55Yeah.

00:38:55What do you want?

00:39:04I need to talk to you.

00:39:06Right now?

00:39:06Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention, please.

00:39:26As the proud father of the future groom, I stand before you with a heart filled with joy and gratitude

00:39:32at this momentous engagement celebration.

00:39:36What are you doing with Raymond?

00:39:40You're engaged, Patrick.

00:39:42Okay, this is extremely inappropriate.

00:39:44You know Blair will chew my face off if she sees us together.

00:39:47I just...

00:39:49I need to know.

00:39:51If you give the word, I will call off the engagement.

00:39:53I think I made my stance pretty clear last time.

00:39:55We're done.

00:39:56Whatever we had between us, it's not there anymore.

00:39:58Is it because of Raymond?

00:40:01If it helps you sleep at night, sure.

00:40:02And stop calling me.

00:40:07And stop asking to see me in private.

00:40:10Just stop it.

00:40:11Sir, I was just looking for you.

00:40:19The ceremony is real good.

00:40:20I'm reassigning him to the Houston office.

00:40:24Tell him to get the fuck out of L.A.

00:40:26Now.

00:40:27So, God bless.

00:40:34May the bond of your love be everlasting.

00:40:36And I think I speak on all our behalf when I say, we can't wait for this wedding.

00:40:40Yay!

00:40:41Where have you been?

00:40:55I've been looking everywhere for you.

00:40:56Oh, so I'm the one who just vanished for almost an hour?

00:41:00I guess we just miss each other.

00:41:03Now, let's get this party started.

00:41:05Yay!

00:41:11What?

00:41:20Texas?

00:41:21Hey.

00:41:22You should really focus on yourself.

00:41:25I'll deal with you when we get home.

00:41:28Deal with what?

00:41:34Deal with what?

00:41:37You and Patrick.

00:41:41I don't understand.

00:41:49Why would I be working with Patrick?

00:41:51Didn't Patrick hire you to spy on me?

00:41:52What?

00:41:53Why would Patrick want to spy on you?

00:41:55Why did you meet him at the bar tonight?

00:41:57Alone?

00:41:58Were you feeding him information about me?

00:42:00Were you spying on me?

00:42:01Stop evading the question.

00:42:03Were you feeding him information about me or not?

00:42:05Okay, can we just take it back a second?

00:42:08I mean, where did this whole I'm a spy narrative even come from?

00:42:11You're at my banquets.

00:42:12You're in my offices.

00:42:14You're in my house.

00:42:15You're at my clubs.

00:42:16I mean, what am I supposed to think?

00:42:17You're everywhere.

00:42:21You're everywhere.

00:42:22Okay, so there's been a lot of coincidences.

00:42:24But why would Patrick want me to spy on you?

00:42:26So that you can seduce me to gain access to information that'll help Patrick sweep the company out from under me.

00:42:33Okay, whatever business, family drama, political bullshit you're going through, I have nothing to do with it.

00:42:39I'm not here to steal information.

00:42:40I'm not here for Patrick.

00:42:42And I sure as hell am not here to seduce you.

00:42:44You really want me to believe that you haven't been trying to seduce me this entire time?

00:42:55Because it's been working.

00:42:56I'm not here for you.

00:43:26I'm not here for you.

00:43:38Hello?

00:43:40Yeah, all right.

00:43:41I'll be on in a minute.

00:43:42to the office sir no i want to follow up on this ring

00:44:09you don't mind me asking sir what does the ring have to do with that woman from six years ago

00:44:15it's mine i think i gave it to her that night well the pawn shop says a young woman named cindy

00:44:23sold it to them last week she runs a women's boutique on rodeo drive we can head there now

00:44:28welcome um may i help you yes

00:44:39are you cindy yes did you sell this ring to the pawn shop on the third yes

00:44:47well how did you get your hands on this was that you six years ago from the presidential suite what

00:44:56what the hell are you talking about where'd you get the ring then i snagged it from a flea market

00:45:02the seller didn't know what it was worth it only cost me 30 bucks okay well what did this person

00:45:07look like i don't remember it was years ago oh i do remember it was a woman around 40s or 50s

00:45:15no god damn it's not her

00:45:17i'm sorry that wasn't her we need to keep looking

00:45:23let's head back to the office yes sir while you're at it just do another check on miranda i want to know

00:45:28everything about her who she associates with what she's doing in my life we've already tried sir

00:45:33we could do it or you're fired of course sir

00:45:37hello

00:45:45i am so sorry no i'm on my way i will be there soon

00:45:51girl i'm literally on the plane already kirk said he found his dad so i sent kirk to him

00:45:56he knew

00:45:57sin sin sin kirk does not have a father where did you send him

00:46:04i swear my dad does work here

00:46:13hey excuse me what what's going on here oh my gosh hey what are you doing here kid what is your uh

00:46:21is your father work here hmm you're my dad and i just didn't have to get on the plane so now i'm here

00:46:28hmm hey sir is that the kid from last night yeah i i think his father works here just um

00:46:34send a memo through the system telling whoever it is that their kid is in my office hey hey buddy

00:46:41you like uh you like model cars yeah i've got a bunch of really cool model cars in my office

00:46:47hey why don't we just hand them over the police oh we gotta find his father first but you are my dad

00:46:52do i look like your dad yes you do look alike sorry what you two look alike

00:47:12uh well hey look i've got a meeting to go to so why don't you stay with uncle steve

00:47:18in my office and uh i will be right back okay

00:47:40is this your kid sir no i don't have any kids oh excuse me mr king

00:47:48thought he might be yours because uh he looks just like you

00:47:53sir i'll get back to work

00:47:58stark

00:48:04do we really look that much alike no

00:48:09yes um i guess

00:48:18hey buddy you could be a businessman when you get older you seem to have the charisma for it

00:48:23dad i want to go home

00:48:26his father not answered the memo yet

00:48:41all right here we are

00:48:42look at that look at that wow you really are a kingdom this is like a castle that is right and you

00:48:54are in my kingdom so welcome sir who is this uh it's just for a couple of hours um until the police

00:49:04you could pick him up

00:49:17where'd you go where are you

00:49:20uh hey uh where's miranda at she ran off this morning said something about a family emergency

00:49:40caller yes sir oh and uh while you're out just go to the store i'm not sure when the lapd is

00:49:47getting here apparently they're understaffed today what else is new but uh pretty sure cookies aren't

00:49:52a good enough diet for a kid his age and get them in a toy while you're at it yes sir

00:50:09i'm not sure what kids eat but i think peanut butter and jelly sandwich should do

00:50:37uh also this car toy was all they had yeah that's fine hey uh any sign of miranda she's right there sir

00:50:55so you can't tell me anything about your family emergency this morning you can't tell me why you

00:51:01were in my bushes spying on me through my window you can't seem to explain why kirk seems to recognize

00:51:08you and you can't tell me why you didn't answer any of my texts or calls from this morning

00:51:16oh goody i'm starving he's your responsibility now lapd will be here shortly hopefully sounds good

00:51:26absolutely will do can do okay we're gonna play a game okay do you want to play a game with mommy are we

00:51:37playing pretend how how did you know that because we did the last time with the wig and sunglasses

00:51:45all right okay we are gonna play pretend again i'm gonna be the nanny and you're gonna be the little

00:51:51kid but we can't let mr raymond know that we're playing a game okay okay

00:52:01nanny i'm tired

00:52:06take him to the guest room and uh i'm gonna go ahead and get in contact with the cops because

00:52:11they should be here by now no

00:52:21what's gone into you no i will take care of it for you you are very clearly busy with

00:52:31stuff so i'll deal with the boy and the police and you just just relax

00:52:41i don't know what's going to happen to you i don't know what's going to happen to you

00:52:52hi lapd i was just calling about the little boy that was found at the k group this morning

00:52:57i just want to let you know that his parents have been found and there is no need to send anyone to

00:53:01pick him up yeah okay thank you

00:53:15oh oh oh i'm sorry no no it's all right

00:53:21no no no that's not i got it i can get you a new outfit that would be helpful

00:53:25hey hey buddy buddy it's all right i'm not mad it's just an accident it happens okay

00:53:36now go ahead and take that and let's go get it cleaned up okay yeah

00:53:45oh thank you you can go ahead and set it down right there

00:53:47i am so sorry that was the car oh okay well i thought it was maybe just the ride you were going

00:54:04for

00:54:24hello raymond king did you banish your cousin to texas do you understand how mad your uncle is right now

00:54:30yeah look mom this was bound to happen okay he's been trying to claw his way into the k group for

00:54:35years and he can have the houston office but there's no way in hell that i'm letting him take

00:54:39over the headquarters here in la raymond raymond raymond let's talk in person okay i'll i'll let you know

00:54:45when i'm free i've got a ton of work at the office and i'm even on my way out right now too late i'm

00:54:51already here hey buddy all right we're gonna go up one two three nice just like the airplane let's go

00:55:09okay no no both of you need to stay in here and stay quiet okay hey can you stay quiet and play with

00:55:15the nanny nice wait what's going on coming

00:55:33i don't understand why you're making this so difficult

00:55:37i asked you to marry alicia not fall in love with her

00:55:40her without her family's support your uncle is going to raise hell over what you did i know but

00:55:46that uncle andy's been trying to steal the company from us for years do you think a marriage is really

00:55:51going to save anything your uncle aside you still need to consider picking a marriage candidate

00:55:58and alicia is your best bet the land her family controls is exactly what we need

00:56:05without the ability to expand we won't be able to reach the goal that your father envisioned

00:56:14what's that uh no it's nothing i must uh pause the video i was watching

00:56:22tell me raymond why not alicia well look i'm busy at the office with with work and and meetings and

00:56:29work i don't have time for this i'll call my driver no need i drove myself

00:56:45will you at least consider alicia she's not a bad looking girl either

00:56:49hang on yeah forgot my purse oh sure

00:57:04whose toy is this

00:57:09whose toy is this

00:57:12oh it's mine i got it at the store

00:57:16you used to love toy cars

00:57:31we had to put the greenfield project on pause

00:57:33was that the news said there's a big solar storm coming that could mess with our gear and on top of

00:57:39that we're expecting some serious downpours and a solar eclipse in the next couple of days

00:57:43look i want a dna test done on kirk and i what kirk you mean that kid there's just something about him

00:57:53the more i look at him the more it feels like i'm staring into a

00:57:57de-aging mirror a de-aging no look you get the point just do it in secret don't let anybody find

00:58:05out don't let miranda or the kid know do it fast i want results as quick as possible yes sir

00:58:24hey kirk remember me

00:58:39remember me

00:58:39well how about we play a game of hide and seek together

00:58:48i want to play with dad your dad's uh busy with work but he sent me to play with you

00:58:54okay okay but i want to hide first

00:59:02four five six seven eight nine ten

00:59:12where are you uncle steve can't find you

00:59:24ready or not here i come

00:59:29found you

00:59:32okay now it's my turn one two three four five six seven eight

00:59:43what's this it's the dna test result sir

00:59:46so we're not even a little bit related yes sir

01:00:00sir this is good news isn't it

01:00:16mommy you can take me out to play honey it's raining outside and besides when we're together and

01:00:24we're alone you can call me mom

01:00:32thank you

01:00:35the weather's just so weird today yeah we got a big solar storm coming through we've even got a

01:00:39solar eclipse in the next couple of days i heard something spooky might happen maybe we'll get super

01:00:45ouch oh hey hey

01:00:49so um anyway what i was gonna tell you um two days gone by and still no sign of the cops

01:00:57no no they actually came by and it turns out that his father is really sick and so i told them that i

01:01:05i would watch him for a few days great to see you here kiddo

01:01:17mom mom

01:01:22what did you just call me

01:01:24mom are you okay

01:01:29so you're telling me that we switched bodies

01:01:41oh please oh please tell me this is one big elaborate joke

01:01:47nope this is not a dream

01:01:48it's not rocket science you unclip you unwind find an outlet and there you go

01:01:59oh

01:02:19come on

01:02:23mom are you okay you're acting weird how long do you have to play the nanny game for

01:02:28it was not that fun it never even was okay sure we can stop but what did you just call me mom

01:02:36you said when it's just the two of us i could call you mom and now the game is over

01:02:44why do you call me um

01:02:47raymond father because i look just like him and in the movies daddies and sons always look the same

01:02:53well those are just the movies kid you know you gotta have

01:02:58some more kind of proof but there is proof

01:03:02what the ring if you draw and show it to mr raymond he could see it it must be his

01:03:09do you remember what this ring looks like you said it had a big green stone

01:03:12all right it's time for bed kiddo

01:03:28miranda what is it

01:03:43i am raymond what sorry i don't have time for this mr king and i have a very busy day ahead of us

01:03:48I took you to a boutique on Rodeo Drive a few days ago.

01:03:52We talked to a woman named Cindy about an emerald ring.

01:03:54What? How did you know that?

01:03:55Because I am Raymond King.

01:03:57This isn't funny.

01:03:59What is this, some kind of prank you thought of?

01:04:01What's next, a camera and a big sign that says gotcha?

01:04:03Please.

01:04:04Three years ago, when your mom got sick, I found the best doctor in Germany to cure her.

01:04:08The procedure lasted about 12 hours and 34 minutes.

01:04:15Boss?

01:04:16Yeah.

01:04:16What happened?

01:04:19It's a long story.

01:04:21Anyway, plans change and I have a job for you.

01:04:23I need you to do another DNA sample, this time comparing my hair to Kirk's.

01:04:28Not Miranda's.

01:04:30Yes, sir.

01:04:40For the better of K group, you need to give Alicia a chance.

01:04:43Why don't you invite her to dinner tonight?

01:04:46Miranda, why don't you go clean the bedroom or something?

01:04:50This is a private conversation.

01:04:51Steve, why don't you join us?

01:05:03No thanks, Mr.

01:05:08Miss, Mrs. King.

01:05:10I have stuff to do at the office.

01:05:12Where can I find, um, you know, Mr., uh, uh, uh, Ms. Miranda.

01:05:24What is going on with everyone today?

01:05:26I keep smiling like that and you won't get paid this month.

01:05:33So he is my son.

01:05:46Sir, not to interrupt your, uh, midlife crisis, but we have another problem.

01:05:53You have six meetings today.

01:05:55Okay, and?

01:05:59Oh, crap.

01:06:16Miranda!

01:06:19Okay, don't worry, sir.

01:06:20I mean, Miranda, we have a plan.

01:06:22Ladies and gentlemen, uh, I would like to introduce to you today my new advisor, Miranda.

01:06:50Miranda, uh, she will be stepping up today to lead today's meeting, and I trust that you

01:06:58will treat her with the same amount of respect that you treat me with, your boss, Raymond Cate.

01:07:04Oh, any idea on how to fix this?

01:07:29No, not a clue.

01:07:30Mr. King's office.

01:07:40Mm-hmm.

01:07:41Okay.

01:07:44Steve needs me.

01:07:45Stay here and wait for me.

01:07:48I...

01:07:48This is already my fifth coffee today.

01:07:53God, how much coffee does one person have to drink for a caffeine tolerance to be this high?

01:07:57Like I said, that just, it looks really good on you.

01:08:08What are you doing?

01:08:09Oh, it's you.

01:08:10That clumsy waitress.

01:08:12What are you doing here?

01:08:14Oh, I get it.

01:08:15You put those looks to use and seduced your way into a rich man's bed.

01:08:19I always knew you were a gold digger.

01:08:20Fuck off.

01:08:23Hey!

01:08:24Come on!

01:08:26Get back here!

01:08:30So what?

01:08:32Experimenting with my love life?

01:08:33What?

01:08:34No!

01:08:34Your mother was talking to me about how Alicia's the perfect match for you, and look, I was

01:08:40just doing you a favor by making the first move.

01:08:43A favor?

01:08:45You think setting me up with another woman is doing me a favor?

01:08:49Another woman?

01:08:50I...

01:08:50I don't understand.

01:08:56What's happening?

01:08:57What's happening?

01:09:03It's just a solar eclipse.

01:09:04Don't sidetrack it.

01:09:07I'm sorry.

01:09:09Like, it is so funny.

01:09:11You looking at me like that with my face, is that actually how I look like when I'm at it?

01:09:16Well, it's your face.

01:09:17No, I just think you're doing it a little bit different.

01:09:19How would I be doing something differently?

01:09:21I don't know.

01:09:22Maybe it's the, uh...

01:09:22Oh, it's the hair.

01:09:23I never do my hair like that.

01:09:24I like it, though.

01:09:25It gives me a more professional feel.

01:09:28This is exactly how you do your hair.

01:09:30No.

01:09:31No, it's not at all.

01:09:32I think I...

01:09:32You don't have your hair like that.

01:09:34I always have my hair like that.

01:09:35What did you do to my hair?

01:09:36No, you don't.

01:09:36No, your part is weird.

01:09:37I don't know what you did to the lips.

01:09:38Yeah.

01:09:39Look at that.

01:09:39Okay, so I'm sorry I don't have, like, lips right?

01:09:40Your lips, your hair, your lips, your hair, your eyes, everything.

01:09:43Don't talk about my hair.

01:09:44Everything.

01:09:55Hey, don't try to sidetrack it.

01:10:01It's just the end of the solar eclipse.

01:10:03So, we got our bodies back just like that.

01:10:14What was that?

01:10:15Some kind of joke from the sun?

01:10:16Yeah, it's perfect timing, too.

01:10:18We've got a pretty important meeting in a few minutes,

01:10:20and I was trying to figure out how I was going to do it in your body.

01:10:24You stay here, and you figure out a reason why you've been lying to me for weeks.

01:10:27What are you talking about?

01:10:29Why you didn't tell me Kirk is my son.

01:10:41So, you're telling me it was you the whole time?

01:10:45I mean, didn't you recognize me?

01:10:48Well, that night I was drugged, and my memory was all fuzzy.

01:10:53Then I found out I was pregnant, but I didn't remember what you looked like.

01:10:56But I went in, and I asked the hotel staff, and they wouldn't tell me anything.

01:10:59So, I ran out of options.

01:11:02Okay, well, what about the ring, then?

01:11:04I sold it.

01:11:06You know, there was a time where Kirk and I really struggled to get by.

01:11:13What about you?

01:11:15Why didn't you recognize me?

01:11:17Well, you know, I was pretty messed up that night, too.

01:11:21I was looking for you for years.

01:11:22I mean, I sent Steve on hundreds and thousands of wild goose chases, but we could never come

01:11:27up with anything, but here you are.

01:11:32I'm so sorry that I accused you of being a spy sent by my cousin's family.

01:11:37It's okay.

01:11:39I mean, I haven't forgiven you quite yet, Mr. King.

01:11:41Okay, well, what can I do to earn your forgiveness?

01:11:45Mom!

01:11:46Dad!

01:11:49Mom!

01:11:50Dad!

01:11:50You can start by being a dad.

01:11:55Oh, you know what, kid?

01:11:58I, uh, I think you might be right.

01:12:01About what?

01:12:03We do look alike.

01:12:05I knew it!

01:12:08Hey, kiddo, what do you want for dinner tonight?

01:12:11Pizza!

01:12:15Okay.

01:12:16It's pizza, then.

01:12:17Let's go get some pizza.

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