00:00Hi.
00:07I want to take you on a real date.
00:09Tomorrow night.
00:10I'm working.
00:11The next night, then.
00:12Final offer.
00:13You can buy my breakfast.
00:14That's kind of like a date.
00:16I want you to accept what you have with Olivia.
00:18You guys are friends.
00:19Friends-ish.
00:20Friends of Jason.
00:21Look over there at that table.
00:22She just got stood up.
00:23Go over there and talk to her.
00:24Show her Olivia.
00:25Another girl sees how much of a cat you are.
00:27Is this man bothering you?
00:29No.
00:30No, not at all.
00:31Because he's wanted in multiple states for indecent exposure.
00:34She's gay.
00:35I am.
00:40I can tell she's into it.
00:42All three of us?
00:44You guys gonna ask me to watch you do it?
00:57I thought you were on the pill.
00:58It's hard to remember.
00:59You know, you have to take one every single day.
01:01Jenny?
01:02I need to talk to you, Connor.
01:05Two girls pregnant!
01:06So, after thousands of years of perfection, the pull-out method has finally failed.
01:13We can get through this.
01:14No.
01:15Right?
01:16I'm not doing this if there's a side piece, baby mama.
01:17Absolutely not.
01:18I'm here because I want to try and do the right thing, whatever that may be.
01:21You have to have the world's most potent frickin' sperm.
01:27This is so exciting.
01:28She's beautiful.
01:29Is she still up for threesome?
01:30That's the mother of my child, you disgusting animal.
01:32Hi!
01:33Hi!
01:34Hi!
01:35Do you always bring an extra person?
01:39You and Jenny aren't together, right?
01:41There's nothing happening at all.
01:42I told my parents that you were my boyfriend.
01:45Surprise!
01:46We did not see this coming.
01:48We didn't see that baby coming either.
01:50Ha!
01:52I think about us getting back together all the time.
01:55I know that I'm the one making it harder.
01:59Coffee with a splash of whiskey.
02:02Oh, wow.
02:03Didn't even check to see if I was joking.
02:04Just sort of dove right in.
02:06I know what we have with Jenny is complicated.
02:08This is so hard.
02:09Can't we just help each other?
02:11But everything I've done has been with you, and that baby, and the rest of our lives in mind.
02:16You decided to bring her to my doctor?
02:18Who is this or Yelp?
02:19So, Yelp.
02:21Sorry, did you forget something?
02:23Other than a condom?
02:24This is too good.
02:27Yelp!
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