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00:00That's right daddy, you see I am the roughneck, Mr. Hughes, the offensive line for the franchise.
00:08You see, when I first got here, I've been running people off ever since.
00:12My first victim was Johnny Gunn, and I shot his ass right on out of here.
00:18Gunn misses the clothesline, get off the ropes, sidewalk slam, tight, one, two, three, that is all.
00:24Mr. Hughes has picked Johnny Gunn at the sidewalk slam.
00:30Thank you very much, Mr. Hughes!
00:37Right away, I've been approached with big time offers, but Jason came along with the right kind of cash.
00:44My name's Mr. Hughes!
00:46Hughes, my name is Jason. I would like to talk to you about managing.
00:50You got any money?
00:51Money, but of course.
00:52No!
00:54Ever since I was six years old, I beat people up for money.
00:58Jason paid me good money, so I'd beat people up good.
01:03There was this big, fast, congelly-eating slob by the name of Balomo.
01:28He got in my face. I ate his lunch.
01:30He's not here no more.
01:32He went down with the sidewalk slam.
01:37Jason just trips out.
01:38Go ahead, self!
01:39Oh, my!
01:42Great chicanery by the sexiest man alive.
01:46As now Hughes whips in Balomo.
01:49And there's the sidewalk slam!
01:51And three!
01:52Just like when Harley Race wanted somebody to watch over Luger.
02:00When Paul Lee wanted somebody to beat up Lawrence Taylor.
02:06And when somebody wanted The Undertaker's Earn.
02:09Shane Douglas wanted something.
02:12The title.
02:13And he knew who to call.
02:14I just want to tell you that any time you need the services from me or my roughneck, Mr. Hughes, you got it.
02:24Now, our services don't come cheap, but they do come.
02:29There's this boy by the name of Road Warrior Hawk who thought he could take the title from the franchise.
02:36Not while I'm on his payroll.
02:38Mm-mm.
02:42Hughes with an overhead right on the hook.
02:44And a shot to the face.
02:53Hawk now fighting back.
03:00Mr. Hughes finds the eyeball.
03:02Hawk sticks a thumb in it.
03:04Hawk whipped in.
03:05Drop kick by the 380-pound roughneck.
03:08This match has turned out to be all we expected, and so very much more cover.
03:17Two, two count only.
03:20Hawk finds the back door.
03:21The longer this match goes, the more it swings to the advantage of the Road Warrior.
03:32He continues to look at Hawk.
03:34He continues to look at Hawk.
03:50Mr. Hughes really laying the leather in the Hawk.
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08:24Everyone in this arena is awestruck. Time has stopped. Wait, he's going for the chokeslam. 9-1-1 is grabbed over the throat of the roughneck Mr. Hughes. And here we go again.
08:36Paulie, now Mr. Hughes waffles Paulie. Mr. Hughes leveled Paulie dangerously. Paulie has no idea where he is. And again, Paulie goes down. Hey, you're not in Scarsdale, pal. Paulie dangerously has been turned inside out by the roughneck Mr. Hughes.
08:56Samu has been pointed out of this arena. Mr. Hughes continues. The referee just went down. Shane Douglas hounds away on 9-1-1. 9-1-1 has the franchise. Up and down goes the ECW Heavyweight Champion. 9-1-1. Wait a minute. We're going to see 9-1-1 in Mr. Hughes. The roughneck in Mr. Hughes.
09:20Mr. Hughes took off his chains. He means business. 9-1-1 is talking trash. Mr. Hughes took down the suspenders. These two are going to square off. Get ready for Jurassic Park 2. Mr. Hughes just clocked 9-1-1. He felt nothing.
09:41And again, 9-1-1 has Mr. Hughes. He'll never get him up for the chokeslam. He weighs 375. It's impossible. He'll never get him up. Oh my, Mr. Hughes. Chokeslam by 9-1-1.
09:57Mr. Hughes has got up and down. The roughneck has been tossed down with its angel. Angel just cracked 9-1-1 with the chair. Oh no, he wouldn't. Not a woman. Not even here in Philadelphia. Not even here in Eastern Championship Wrestling. No, he's got it by the throne. He wouldn't. He can't. No, no.
10:22Oh my God. Welcome to the ECW Arena. Home sweet home.
10:319-1-1, it appears to me you have no idea who you're dealing with, boy. You see, one main mistake you just made was you put your hands on the franchise and the roughneck.
10:49You see, I ain't here to play games with nobody's kids. My main reason here today is to make a little M-O-N-E-Y.
11:00The franchise pays me a lot of money to watch out over his back. But see, you boggled up the wrong tree, boy.
11:09What you did to the franchise and to the roughneck was your biggest mistake you ever going to make in professional wrestling.
11:19You see, you call yourself the biggest, the baddest in this land. Boy, let me tell you this. You have no idea what the roughneck can do.
11:32Where I'm from. When I mean, when I say I am the roughneck, that means that I am the man. The biggest, the baddest, the meanest.
11:42And so be you ever going to run across. And now you call yourself one to give me your best shot.
11:48You see, I was sitting thinking, I was saying to myself, I'm going to test this man. I'm going to let him give me his best shot.
12:00But you see, 911, that was your mistake. You see, I survived every inch of what you had. You see.
12:11But now that I know that I can survive what you can dish out, wait till we collide.
12:19Because let me tell you this. Not only did you make me mad, but you got my attention real good, boy.
12:31I go back to when I was saying you put your hands on a roughneck, you put your hands on Shane Douglas.
12:37But the main concern here is that you put your hands on this precious thing right here.
12:43Angel! Shane Douglas doesn't pay me a lot of money for nothing.
12:48I play with nobody's kids. You barked up the wrong tree this time, boy. I am the man.
12:56You call yourself, you want to be the king in the ring? You want to be the boss in this town?
13:01Bring it on. I got something to say. You know what it's called? It's called the sidewalk slam.
13:10And, Paulie, girlfriend, and I do mean girlfriend,
13:14I know from personal experience that a boy like you can handle a woman like me.
13:22Who's a marvelous source of a woman like me?
13:27And what's that supposed to happen?
13:28And I don't give up.
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14:12Hello, everyone. This is Joey Styles of the Eagles.
14:15We interrupt this matchup to bring you a special ECW bulletin.
14:19Earlier this month, ECW stopped advertising a scheduled match between Terry Funk and Cactus Jack
14:23due to Jack's hospitalization and the fact that he might not get medical clearance to wrestle.
14:28Cactus, however, has received medical clearance, and he will indeed wrestle Terry Funk at the ECW Arena on Saturday night, August 13th.
14:36Saturday night, August 13th, at the ECW Arena.
14:39The match has been confirmed. Terry Funk versus Cactus Jack.
14:47Rotten. Setting up Joel Hart. Good double unhook suplex coming up.
14:52No! Face first. DDT.
14:54That's a page taken out of Cactus Jack's book.
14:58You want him to go up? Take him up, baby.
15:00They say it's time to go up, and as we know, what goes up is coming down here at Philadelphia.
15:08Joel Hart good up and down.
15:10There's the cover.
15:11One, two, and three.
15:12I don't think so.
15:26You can hide your face.
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21:54y es pin Mikey Wipwreck
21:56Flying back elbow by Richards
22:03Richards, con elevación, drops the leg across the throat
22:07Cover! 2-0
22:09What an arrogant cover
22:12Y that's why Mikey Wipwreck has retained the title for so long
22:16Everyone underestimates this kid
22:18He can take a beating
22:20Up and down comes Wipwreck
22:23Textbook vertical suplex
22:261, 2
22:28And Richards refuses to cover Wipwreck
22:32This is the mistake everybody's making week after week
22:36Underestimating Mikey Wipwreck
22:38You give this kid that much room, he's gonna find a way to kick out
22:42I don't understand it at all
22:44Richards now taking over on Wipwreck
22:48Joining it up with our fans at ringside
22:51You know if I was Richards I'd worry more about taking home the title
22:57Than joining up with the fans here on the Heat Wave Tour 94
23:01And boy is it hot out here
23:04Wipwreck
23:06Tucks the elbow
23:08Tucks the clothesline
23:09And a flying clothesline from Mikey Wipwreck
23:12He used all 148 pounds on that one
23:15And now it's Mikey Wipwreck
23:18Planting the chin lock on Richards
23:23Smart wrestling by Wipwreck
23:25Leaning down with all of that weight
23:27Wearing down Richards
23:32Perhaps getting a breather himself
23:33No Richards well placed elbow in the bread basket
23:35Make it 2
23:36Here comes Richards
23:37Wipwreck misses an elbow
23:39Nice kick by Richards
23:43Very well placed under the chin
23:46Perhaps caught Wipwreck in the throat
23:48He seems to be clutching his esophagus
23:50And Mikey Wipwreck goes through the ropes and to the floor
23:56And remember, there are no pretty blue pads here in Eastern Championship Wrestling
24:00This ain't Disney World
24:06Stiff chop by Richards
24:08Heard that one up here
24:12No, I don't have an Eagles nest on tour
24:14But they stuck me up in the Raptors here
24:16Want to know how I'm gonna get down
24:18They took the ladder away
24:20Wipwreck
24:21Shows Richards how to get down
24:22And he catches the guardrail on his way to the floor
24:30Of course, Mikey Wipwreck will face Jason one-on-one Saturday night, August 13th
24:38At the ECW Arena
24:44Richards downstairs on Wipwreck
24:46Going for the Piledriver
24:47Powerbomb
24:49Powerbomb out of nowhere
24:52That may be all
24:53We should have a new ECW Television Champion
24:56But no, Richards is not going through the cover
24:58Iris Whip on Wipwreck
25:00And Wipwreck bounces out of the corner
25:03What velocity
25:09Wipwreck goes the other way
25:10And once again
25:14Richards slingshotting Wipwreck all over the mat
25:17And now standing on the head and the neck
25:20Of the ECW Television Champion
25:22Run Mikey Run
25:24Run Mikey Run
25:25Run Mikey Run
25:26Run Mikey Run
25:27Run Mikey Run
25:29Run Mikey Run
25:30Run
25:31Run
25:32Mikey Whipwreck initiating some unorthodox offense to say the least
25:36But he stunned Richards
25:37Wipwreck to the top
25:39High crossbody
25:40Cover
25:41Two
25:42And yes
25:43No
25:44Jason broke up the three-count
25:46Why did he do that?
25:47Mikey Whipwreck
25:48Mike Wintbrecht had his second pinfall victory in his whole career.
25:51The referee goes down.
25:53Oh, what a jerk.
25:55Jason's got Mikey.
25:56What's he doing?
25:57Mikey shut in.
26:00Clothesline that hooks Mikey Wintbrecht.
26:03I can't believe Jason just did that.
26:05Mikey Wintbrecht had another pinfall victory his second of his whole career.
26:11Jason's just jealous.
26:13He got one pinfall victory in a six-man tag team match last week.
26:17It ain't a half year.
26:19Standing dropkick by Jason.
26:21Big deal.
26:21Mikey's five foot five.
26:25What a jerk.
26:29There's a man only a mother can love.
26:33And he probably pays her too.
26:35He's the AEW Republican champion, Mikey Wintbrecht.
26:41Well, Mikey will hold the title.
26:44Mikey will keep the title because of a DQ.
26:46But you can bet Jason will pay for this on Saturday night, August 13th.
26:51When we come back, we'll get comment from that jerk man right here in the ACW arena.
26:57The sexiest man on earth, Jason.
26:59And I know that all you women, even men, are just dying for me to strip out of my clothing and reveal my beautiful rock-hard body.
27:19And I will do that so you can salivate over it.
27:23But before I do, I would like to bring you back to the most moving moment in the history of the ECW.
27:32When Superfly Jimmy Snuka decided that he wanted to adopt the Tasmaniac.
27:43Hunter Q is going to whack Jimmy Snuka again, but no.
27:46Snuka headbutt on Hunter Q Robbins.
27:49Jimmy Snuka has had it up.
27:51Jimmy Snuka has had it up of Hunter Q Robbins.
27:54And these fans here in the ECW arena are loving it.
27:58Backbreaker on Hunter Q Robbins.
28:04Listen to these fans.
28:05I know where Jimmy Snuka's going.
28:07He's adjusting the knee pads.
28:09That could mean only one thing.
28:13Hunter Q is not moving.
28:15And will not be any time soon, because here comes the Superfly Splash.
28:23Hunter Q has just become Matt Pizza.
28:28And there is the Superfly we all know and love.
28:33Here come the Pitbulls.
28:34The Pitbulls have ambushed Jimmy Snuka.
28:37The Pitbulls are working over Snuka with a steel chair.
28:41They're trying to take down a legend, a Phenom.
28:49Pitbulls 1 and 2.
28:50Jason's tag team whipping in Snuka.
28:53Flying forearm by Pitbull number 2.
28:57Jimmy Snuka's in trouble.
28:59He could use some help.
29:01And here it comes.
29:02Here comes the Cavalry.
29:04It's the Tasmaniacs.
29:05The Tasmaniacs taken down by the Pitbulls.
29:08Pitbull 2 chomping away on Taz.
29:12Pitbull 2.
29:13The Tasmaniacs came in to help Jimmy Snuka.
29:16And he's paying for it.
29:19It's Snuka and the Tasmaniacs battling it out with the Pitbulls.
29:25The Tasmaniacs now getting the best of Pitbull number 2.
29:29Jimmy Snuka chomping away on Pitbull 1.
29:32Jason's taking out the garbage.
29:34And the Pitbulls have been run out of the ring.
29:36Jimmy Snuka and the Tasmaniacs are standing tall.
29:40Wait a minute.
29:41He just went back to back.
29:42They're going to go at it.
29:43Snuka and the Tasmaniacs are going to go at it.
29:44Snuka and the Tasmaniacs are going to go at it.
29:44Bonus matchup right now.
29:47Yeah.
29:48No.
29:52There's that look of respect.
29:54Of mutual admiration.
30:02Jimmy Snuka giving the Taz an almost fatherly look at the Tasmaniac.
30:07I can tell you from being in the locker room of the ECW Arena.
30:11Nobody, but nobody put their finger in the Tasmaniacs' face.
30:15There must be some sort of understanding between the Tasmaniac and Superfly Jimmy Snuka.
30:25The Tasmaniac listens to nobody.
30:31Wait a minute.
30:32I believe we are seeing a passing of the torch.
30:39From Jimmy Snuka to the Tasmaniacs.
30:46Now you unattractive, uncool people are probably ecstatic over the fact that the Superfly Jimmy Snuka and the Tasmaniac are teaming up.
30:58But remember, my pit bulls aren't loose.
31:07Get ready to let the dogs loose.
31:10The pit bulls, that is.
31:13That's pit bull number one.
31:16And pit bull number two.
31:17Jason's new tandem sets the square off against five Delta Slam.
31:23Grand new tag team here in Eastern Championship Wrestling.
31:27I'm not sure from what university they hail.
31:32I'm a fraternity guy myself.
31:34I've never heard a five Delta Slam.
31:36But wait a minute.
31:36We might have a cover.
31:37One, two, and almost a quick pit bull scored by.
31:41Yes, I believe that's Bluto in there right now.
31:47Speaking to his partner D-Day on the outside as Jason whispers some advice to pit bull number one.
31:52Party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party.
32:01Bluto set to lock up with pit bull number one.
32:04And pit bull number one shoves off the college boy.
32:20In the pit bulls, they look at a couple of guys who have no formal education.
32:24Not even obedient school.
32:26They came up through the school of hard knocks.
32:34If nothing else, the fans here in the ECW arena are honest, to say the least.
32:39The fans really rattling pit bull one.
32:49Pit bull misses the elbow.
32:52Bluto goes downstairs.
32:54Couple of kicks.
32:55Jason finds the camera again.
32:57Figures.
32:57Pit bull one misses the elbow again.
33:00Pit bull toss by Bluto.
33:02Clothesline by the right side.
33:05Bluto with the cover.
33:06One, two, and oh.
33:07What an upset that would have been.
33:10Arm drag.
33:12And five delta slam have things going their way.
33:18And it's five delta slam with the bull to have.
33:22Well, it didn't take these college boys very long to figure out how it works here in Eastern Championship Wrestling.
33:30This is no frat house.
33:32This is the ECW arena.
33:34Quick tag in to D-Day.
33:36Back in comes Bluto working on that left arm of pit bull one.
33:44Well, smart wrestling.
33:45Now the college boys, they've done their homework, no pun intended.
33:49Short arm clothesline by D-Day and an elbow.
33:54And another.
33:57Five delta slam really taking it to the pit bulls.
34:00Pit bull one needs to make a tag.
34:08Scoop and a slam.
34:09All that momentum was broken up by a rake of the eyes.
34:12Even I took it out of me.
34:13One on one.
34:14You can't train those eyes.
34:16Pit bull two makes the leg drop.
34:21Nicely executed drop kick by Bluto.
34:24High cross money.
34:25Three, one, two, and no.
34:27Two and a half.
34:31And can you imagine if the pit bulls lose the five delta slam?
34:35How do they feel going into August 13th?
34:38Where they've got to face the Tasmaniac and Jimmy Stuka.
34:41Forearm.
34:42Fist drop.
34:45But no cover.
34:47Now there's the mark of an experience.
34:49There should have been a cover there on pit bull number two.
34:52Nice series of offensive maneuvers.
34:56Nice takeover by D-Day.
34:58Come on, let's go.
35:00Let's go.
35:01Really working on that arm now.
35:07As I said, Saturday night, August 13th, Jason Spitt Bulls will face the unlikely combination
35:14of the Tasmaniac and Superfly Jimmy Stuka.
35:18Proversial on the Irish Whip.
35:20And through the ropes goes D-Day.
35:23I mean, I'm not sure, but I think Jason may have pulled that second rope down.
35:30We didn't catch it on camera, but if I were a betting man, and I am, I'd put down a few
35:36that right now, the tide has turned.
35:39And the pit bulls can thank their manager, Jason, for an uh-oh.
35:43Steel chair across the knee.
35:44And D-Day is in trouble.
35:59Pit bull two throws back in the ring.
36:02Pit bull surgery.
36:03You know what I mean?
36:05Go away!
36:06Please!
36:08I hope Mikey Whip-Wreck arranges that face so badly that he's ashamed to show that face
36:13on TV again.
36:14Let's go!
36:15Let's go for her!
36:19D-Day is valiantly trying to fight back against pit bull number one.
36:24Pit bull number one, the more methodical of the two pit bulls.
36:31They will prolong the submission-like maneuver.
36:34Pit bull number two is just a nut.
36:40You know, it's not a well-known fact, but the reason his head is shaved bald is because
36:43he's also a shock treatment.
36:49And D-Day is in a bad way.
36:52Here comes-
36:57Here comes-
36:58Here comes-
36:59He's all there.
37:01D-Day tries to rake the face,
37:04but Pitbull 2
37:05appeared to like it.
37:08Oh my.
37:15Pitbull 2
37:16down across
37:17the knee of D-Day.
37:21D-Day's gonna tag
37:22Bluto back in.
37:23And the Pitbulls
37:32are really picking apart D-Day.
37:38Well, it's final exam time
37:40for Phi Delta Slam.
37:42What do you do?
37:47Side rushing
37:48leg sweep by Pitbull number one
37:49who can really do it all.
37:51He's a very versatile athlete.
37:53He can wrestle.
37:54He can brawl.
37:56As that great martial arts training
37:57loves to play the pain game.
38:01Then, of course,
38:01we have Pitbull number two
38:03who needs his rating shot.
38:06Down across the neck
38:07of D-Day.
38:12Yeah, that's what they look like
38:13during final exam week.
38:15Taking all that caffeine,
38:16staying awake for three days at a time.
38:20Oh, boy!
38:23Here, here, here, here, here, here, here.
38:25And Pitbull number one
38:26is hurting.
38:29Tagging to Pitbull number two.
38:32And a tag in to Bluto.
38:34Back comes Bluto.
38:35It's Bluto.
38:36Taking on both Pitbulls.
38:38Downstairs on Pitbull number two.
38:40Irish Whippen.
38:42Body drop on Pitbull number two.
38:44And Bluto's really taking it to the Pitbull.
38:50Inside Cradle roll up.
38:56I don't understand.
38:58We've got a count of five,
38:59a count of six.
39:00On the outside,
39:05here comes Jason.
39:09Josephix coming up
39:10on Pitbull number two.
39:12Oh, boy.
39:13I guess not.
39:14School is out.
39:20Back in
39:20from Pitbull number one.
39:24They've got something in mind.
39:26Oh, the Superbowl.
39:34The move they made famous.
39:36That's great.
39:38Saturday night, August 13th,
39:40the Pitbulls will face
39:41Superfly Jimmy Stuka
39:43and the Taz Maniacs.
39:48Later on in the show,
39:50I will not only increase
39:51my winning streak,
39:53but then I,
39:55Jason,
39:56the sexiest man on earth,
39:58will drive my beautiful Porsche
39:59to the ECW Arena
40:01in South Philadelphia
40:02and once and for all,
40:04just like that,
40:06beat
40:06your hero,
40:09your underdog,
40:10your Mr.
40:12Can't Do Wrong,
40:14Mikey Whiprick
40:14and for the very first time
40:17in my career,
40:19strapped my very first
40:21championship belt
40:23around my beautiful,
40:26well-developed
40:2829-inch midriff.
40:29And after I rid
40:32the ECW
40:34of that ugly,
40:37pimple-faced,
40:3818-year-old Mikey Whiprick,
40:40I will ask all of you
40:43revolting,
40:46pathetic,
40:47ugly,
40:48Jason wannabes,
40:50but one question.
40:51How
40:55do you like
40:56your new
40:57ECW
40:59television champion?
41:06Well, here we go
41:07with
41:08Jason's training session
41:10against Keith Shiro.
41:16Keith Shiro is being
41:17worked over
41:18by Jason Stable.
41:20Don't forget,
41:21earlier this year,
41:22Keith Shiro
41:22scored a big upset victory
41:24in the Manhattan Center
41:25against Jake the Snake Roberts.
41:28And that's why
41:28Jason hired Shiro
41:29for this job.
41:31Because Shiro
41:32was the upset kid
41:33just like Mikey Whiprick.
41:36But while Jason is posing
41:37and showboating
41:38for the camera,
41:40the pit bulls,
41:41Bad Chad Austin,
41:43and the Rocket Rebel
41:44have just decked Keith Shiro.
41:45He's been beamed to a pulp.
41:56He's been decked,
41:57dismantled.
42:00Oh, give me a break.
42:02This is ridiculous.
42:04Yeah, and Jason scores
42:05the second pinball victory
42:06of his pathetic career.
42:09Don't give up your day job.
42:10My king!
42:13My king!
42:14My king!
42:14My king!
42:16My name is Paul E. Dangerously,
42:20and I manage two of the
42:22most unique individuals
42:23in the history of this
42:24or any other sport.
42:25The first man is named Sabu.
42:28The most homicidal,
42:29the most suicidal,
42:31the most genocidal,
42:32death-defying athlete
42:33in the history
42:34of professional wrestling.
42:35And at Heat Wave 94,
42:38right here at ECW Arena,
42:41he defied death
42:42once too often.
42:43When he went over the top rope,
42:45Shane Douglas fell to the wayside,
42:47Sabu crashed right into the table,
42:49landed on the concrete on his head,
42:51and was stretchered
42:52right out of the ECW Arena.
42:55So I said to the promoters,
42:57if you want to see a man
42:58defy death,
42:59if you want to see
43:00the most suicidal athlete
43:02in the history of the ECW,
43:05I got the guy for you.
43:08Give me
43:10two Colt Scorpio
43:11versus Sabu.
43:13Because the last time
43:15these two guys met,
43:16not even an ECW event
43:19could contain their hatred,
43:22could contain their anger,
43:24could contain
43:25the type of action
43:26that only ECW can bring,
43:29and these guys crossed
43:31those lines.
43:32These guys transcended
43:34those boundaries.
43:36Can you imagine
43:37what Sabu
43:39and Two Colt Scorpio
43:40will bring to you
43:41Saturday night,
43:43August 13th,
43:44at the ECW Arena?
43:45Hell,
43:46the last time they met,
43:48not even the ECW
43:49could contain them.
43:51I don't know about you,
44:13but I can't wait
44:15to see what happens
44:16when Sabu meets
44:17Two Colt Scorpio
44:18at the ECW Arena,
44:20Saturday night,
44:21August 13th.
44:21And as for you,
44:22Roughneck,
44:24as for you,
44:24Mr. Hughes,
44:25let me tell you something.
44:26The big man in this business
44:28has been dominating
44:29professional wrestling
44:30for over 10 years.
44:32From your Andre the Giants
44:33to your Hulk Hogan's
44:35to your Road Warriors,
44:36it's the big man
44:37that stands on the top
44:38of the mountain.
44:39And you,
44:40my friend,
44:40although you took
44:41the Undertaker's urn,
44:43are no longer
44:44the biggest man
44:45in the ECW.
44:47That distinction
44:48belongs to 9-1-1.
44:51And even though
44:52you did survive
44:53the chokeslam,
44:55I can guarantee
44:56you one thing.
44:58The next time
44:59you meet 9-1-1,
45:01Saturday night,
45:01August 13th,
45:02right here
45:03at the ECW Arena,
45:04you go up,
45:05you go down,
45:06and you get pinned.
45:08If you beat 9-1-1,
45:10I'll leave town.
45:11That's how confident
45:12I am.
45:13And that's for that
45:13little tramp
45:14that you're running
45:15around with
45:16who will tell you
45:17straight out to your face
45:18she is the number one
45:20groupie in the history
45:21of professional wrestling.
45:22She will tell you
45:23straight to your face
45:24that the only difference
45:26between her
45:27and a street walker
45:28is that a hooker
45:29actually gets paid for it.
45:30Let me tell you
45:31something, Angel,
45:32about your personal
45:33knowledge of me,
45:35okay?
45:35Even something,
45:36baby,
45:37this freaking big
45:38is gonna feel
45:39this stinking small
45:40in something
45:41and not freaking wide.
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