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00:00Pero en todo el mundo de profesionales, todos están hablando de 9-1-1.
00:09Paul E. Dangerously.
00:15Y con él es 9-1-1.
00:23Este hombre ha estado en el comienzo de la Comería de la Comería de la Comería de la Comería de la Comería de la Comería de la Comería de la Comería de la Comería.
00:28Y ha dominado todo el oposición, así que esto.
00:32Mike Wiprec y Stan Carson.
00:36Double chokeslam, up and down.
00:37We've seen that before, and that should be all.
00:409-1-1 toying with these youngsters.
00:43Nobody's been able to stand up to the sheer force of 9-1-1.
00:48And this chokeslam, up and down goes Carson.
00:539-1-1 and Paul E., a deadly combination to say the least.
00:57As the Dangerous Alliance becomes more dangerous, a three count is merely academic.
01:02Paul E. now steps back into the ring as 9-1-1 picks up Wiprec, who is going up and down to the canvas with a chokeslam.
01:11Cover once again, one, two, and three.
01:17Paul E. dangerously may be calling for some medical attention for Carson and Wiprec, although I doubt it.
01:24He's not that much of a generous and compassionate soul.
01:27He's still breathing.
01:31He's still breathing.
01:33Thank heaven he's still breathing.
01:379-1-1 slapping Carson.
01:39Now he picks him up once again.
01:41Somebody's got to stop 9-1-1 as he drives Carson down to the mat once again.
01:46He's still breathing.
01:47Paul E. dangerously dialing 9-1-1 once again.
01:56And instructing this mammoth, this behemoth to once again pick up Mike Wiprec and down to the canvas.
02:03Spiked like a football goes Mikey Wiprec.
02:059-1-1 signalling one more time.
02:11Noise at the referee.
02:12Not the referee.
02:13You can't manhandle our referees like that.
02:15Paul E. trying to pull 9-1-1 off of referee Jim Molyneux before they both work for free this evening.
02:26Well, Paul E. is keeping 9-1-1 at bay.
02:29He's really trying to control this.
02:31But we may have to call the police.
02:33Somebody may have to call Philadelphia's finest.
02:36To control this madman.
02:41Well, Dr. Frankenstein was proud of his work.
02:44He had nothing on Paul E. dangerously.
02:47Who has turned 9-1-1.
02:49Who was nothing more than a bodyguard.
02:51Into the most talked about force in the sport of professional wrestling.
02:56Look at the size of this man.
02:57Look at the size of his forearm.
02:59Can you imagine those massive bear claws wrapped around your throat.
03:04Picking you up into the lights of the ECW arena.
03:07And driving you down to the canvas.
03:10Paul E. dangerously.
03:11Proud of his work.
03:12He's got Whiprax by the throat once again.
03:16This kid's going to need help.
03:18Up and down again goes Mike Whiprax at the hands of 9-1-1.
03:26You said it now, you had it.
03:28Call 9-1-1.
03:299-1-1 now looking down for more victims.
03:32That's it.
03:33You've destroyed everybody.
03:34We'll be right back.
04:04We'll be right back.
04:34We'll be right back.
05:04We'll be right back.
05:34We'll be right back.
06:04We'll be right back.
06:06We'll be right back.
06:34We'll be right back.
07:04¡Gracias!
07:34¡Gracias!
08:04¡Gracias!
08:34¡Gracias!
09:04In Eastern Championship Wrestling, it all started when the Sandman, who was temporarily blinded, accidentally struck his wife.
09:12But the Sandman showed no remorse.
09:15Life's a bitch.
09:18And then you marry one.
09:22From there, the Sandman blaming the entire breakup of he and his wife on Iron Man Tommy Cairo.
09:27The two had been best friends.
09:29In fact, Cairo was at the wedding, and the Sandman claims from that very day when they took their marital vows that the Iron Man had eyes for his wife, Peaches.
09:38This entire incident came to a head right here in the ECW Arena Saturday night, April 16th,
09:44in a one-on-one matchup between the Sandman and the Iron Man special guest referee that evening with Sal Belomo.
09:52The stipulations of the match, that if the Sandman lost the match, he would receive ten lashes at the hands of his wife, Peaches.
10:00Just a few moments before that match, the Sandman was standing by with these very interesting comments.
10:06Haven't you people seen enough?
10:09You've seen me break chairs, tables over people's heads.
10:13Haven't you people seen enough?
10:17Apparently not.
10:18Now, you want to see my wife beat me in the center of the ring with a leather strap ten times if I lose this match.
10:26We didn't need this match, guys.
10:28Things are a lot simpler than that.
10:30Todd Gordon, you should know, you've been one of my steadiest customers, Todd Gordon.
10:37Haven't I given you discounts before, Todd Gordon?
10:40What, were you worried that I wasn't going to give you another discount?
10:42If you're into voyeurism, S&M, all you have to do is pay.
10:48We don't need this match, guys.
10:50We don't need it.
10:52You just have to pay.
10:55I've been telling you long enough.
11:00No dough, gentlemen.
11:09No shell.
11:14It's as simple as black and white.
11:18It was obvious from those comments the judgment of the Sandman still clouded, to say the least.
11:23Nevertheless, the Sandman, whose attitude has changed drastically here in the last couple of months, headed to the ring for his one-on-one matchup with his former best friend, Ironman Tommy Cairo.
11:39Let's get the ring introductions from ring announcer Bob Ortiz.
11:43Well, Peaches gets a standing ovation from the fans here in the ECW arena.
12:03And now she and her husband, the Sandman, face off one-on-one.
12:09What is going through the minds of both he and she?
12:14Wait a minute!
12:14The Sandman just drop kicked Tommy Cairo and the kidneys from behind.
12:18The Sandman looking for an early advantage, and Cairo is sent to the floor.
12:22You can bet the Sandman will wrestle an aggressive matchup, to say the least.
12:30He's trying to be spared ten lashes, coming off the ring apron on top of Ironman Tommy Cairo.
12:37Cairo goes downstairs with a stiff kick and an elbow on the back of the head of the Sandman.
12:42Cairo's got a chair down across the head of the Sandman.
12:45This one is broken loose already.
12:50Cairo now stalking the Sandman.
12:56Following the Sandman.
12:57What's he doing to the Sandman?
12:58He just belly-to-back suplexed the Sandman on a table at ringside.
13:03Ironman Tommy Cairo came to wrestle.
13:07ECW style, that is.
13:17But the Sandman fights back with that chair.
13:20He's about to swing at referee Sal Balomo.
13:22No, no, no, he is a sanctioned official tonight.
13:24He's not your opponent.
13:25So you strike Sal Balomo.
13:27That'll cost you a few bucks.
13:30The Sandman now whipping the Ironman back into the ring.
13:35Sandman going up to the top.
13:37He's perched like a bird of prey.
13:40Shoulder blocked by the Sandman.
13:42And he's pinned many an opponent with that maneuver.
13:45In fact, it was that maneuver that brought in the ECW Heavyweight Championship here in the ECW Arena.
13:52Cairo going downstairs on the Sandman.
13:59Sensing him up for a suplex.
14:01Textbook suplex by Tommy Cairo.
14:04And the Sandman seeks higher, or should I say lower ground.
14:08And is going after Peaches.
14:12Cairo follows out the Sandman only to be met with a knee.
14:14But Cairo kicks right back.
14:17And an overhand right.
14:19Won by the Sandman.
14:19Both men battling one another with a series of vicious chops.
14:25Cairo getting the best of this exchange.
14:27But the Sandman goes downstairs and across the back with that steel chair.
14:34He's just disgusting.
14:38Referee Sal Balomo telling the Sandman to get it back into the ring.
14:41What's he doing with Cairo?
14:45Picks him up.
14:46Suplex on the concrete floor.
14:48He just suplexed Iron Man Tommy Cairo on the ECW Arena floor.
14:55Cairo may not be able to continue this matchup.
14:58That may be all for the Iron Man.
15:00Now the Sandman picking up Cairo.
15:02He doesn't want the countout victory.
15:04He wants a piece of Cairo in the worst way.
15:06The Sandman just got backdropped across that table.
15:15And here goes Cairo.
15:18Cairo drops the elbow on top of the Sandman.
15:26Cairo now with the chair down across the head of the Sandman.
15:30This one has turned into a street fight.
15:33And we expected nothing less from these two former friends.
15:38Cairo and the Sandman.
15:40No love lost anymore in regards to these two individuals.
15:44The Sandman now kicking away on Iron Man Tommy Cairo.
15:50Cairo went back into the ring.
15:52The Sandman wants it.
16:05Sandman drops an elbow on the chest.
16:07He may have just came to the chest of Cairo.
16:09That should be all.
16:10Cover.
16:11Sal Belomo's not counting the cover.
16:15Belomo refused to count Cairo down.
16:17One, two, not quite the slowest count I have ever seen.
16:25You think there's some problems between the Sandman and Sal Belomo?
16:29Belomo shoves the Sandman.
16:31Belly to back suplex on the Sandman.
16:33There's the cover.
16:39On the line.
16:41On the line.
16:4132 seconds.
16:44You're a winner.
16:44Guest referee Sal Belomo has counted down the shoulders of the Sandman.
16:50And that means Peaches gets to lash her husband ten times.
16:55Belomo and Iron Man Tommy Cairo holding on to the Sandman.
16:59And Peaches really laying him in.
17:01You can hear the flesh smack way up here in the Eagles' nest.
17:05Good for you, Peaches.
17:06The fans have waited so long to see this.
17:09And Peaches is getting a measure of revenge for all the comments the Sandman has made here on ECW Toge.
17:17Look at the welts on the Sandman's back.
17:20And there you see a victorious Iron Man Tommy Cairo and Peaches.
17:25Wait a minute.
17:26The Sandman just threw powder to the eyes of Sal Belomo.
17:30He's going to work on Cairo.
17:32He's pounding away on Iron Man Tommy Cairo downstairs with a boot.
17:36Wait a minute.
17:36Spikes Tommy Cairo with the DDT.
17:41The Sandman now stalking Peaches.
17:44The fans are looking on.
17:46Oh my, he's got him by the hair.
17:48The Sandman's got Peaches.
17:50Here comes Tommy Cairo.
17:52Cairo's coming to break it up.
17:53The Sandman had that belt in his hand.
17:55The Sandman whipped in off the ropes.
17:58Spinning kick by Iron Man Tommy Cairo.
18:01The Sandman has been for it.
18:03Thank heavens.
18:04The Sandman had a hold of Peaches.
18:07Cairo picking up the Sandman and fires the Sandman out of the ring.
18:12Iron Man Tommy Cairo is walking tall.
18:15And thank heavens he was there to save Miss Peaches.
18:18In her hour of need, she was about to be just manhandled by her husband, the Sandman.
18:24But there you see a victorious duo in Iron Man Tommy Cairo and Miss Peaches.
18:33Boy, I was really frightened there for a second.
18:35And the Sandman was stalking Peaches.
18:37Thank heaven this turned out for the best.
18:39I mean, Iron Man Tommy Cairo really saved the day.
18:42And what a great victory he got.
18:44Over the city.
18:45Wait a minute.
18:45There's a woman.
18:46Woman was.
18:47She was hiding in the crowd.
18:48She's got a hold of Peaches.
18:50What's woman have to do with any of this?
18:51She's dragging Peaches by her hair back to the ring.
18:55Woman is a sadistic.
18:56She's a sadistic individual.
18:58I had no idea what she's doing.
19:00Wait a minute.
19:00Oh, no.
19:01The Sandman's got a hold of his wife.
19:04And in comes woman.
19:06The Sandman's got a hold of his wife.
19:08He's handing the strap.
19:09He just pulled up her.
19:11Wait a minute.
19:11Woman's got the strap.
19:12And woman is lashing Peaches.
19:15Woman is.
19:15Here comes Iron Man Tommy Cairo to save the day once again.
19:19But the Sandman and woman have humiliated Peaches.
19:23She has been lashed in the center of the ring.
19:27Hey, Sandman.
19:28What's happening, baby?
19:30Lovely place you got here.
19:32All the amenities.
19:34Especially love the jacuzzi.
19:36Have no complaints.
19:37Could have left me a little bit more beer.
19:39I've been out here in the yard, Peaches and I.
19:41Been trimming the trees.
19:43Trying to take my mind off a few things.
19:45But you know something?
19:47I just can't forget.
19:49I just can't forget how down and nasty you've been.
19:52What you've done to the lovely Peaches and all the fans.
19:56How you've hurt us.
19:57The scars that she bears on her back.
20:00By being strapped by you and woman.
20:03I came out and stopped it in the nick of time.
20:06Those scars that she has, they'll go away.
20:08But the scars in the hearts of herself and me.
20:12From all the time that we've spent together.
20:14All the things we've done.
20:16They will not go away that easily.
20:18And here we are.
20:20May 14th.
20:22Singapore caning match.
20:24This is what it's come down to.
20:25Your sick, demented mind.
20:27You couldn't come up with something better than this.
20:30This is it.
20:31This is what you want.
20:32So all these people watching CNN, watching headline news.
20:36No longer have to think about what is it like to see a Singapore caning match.
20:41Come right to the ECW arena on May 14th.
20:45And you're going to see it.
20:47And you know what it's going to feel like?
20:48Six of these.
20:50Six of these.
20:54Huh?
20:55That's what it's going to be like, Sandman.
20:58You've been into a little bit more than you can handle, brother.
21:01And we're coming for you.
21:04Let me just tell you one thing, woman.
21:07You think that you embarrassed me in the middle of that ring?
21:10Well, you got another thing coming.
21:11Because that did not embarrass me one little bit.
21:15Like I am going to embarrass you in the middle of that ring.
21:19Because when I win, I am going to get this cane.
21:23And I am going to lift your dress right up.
21:26And I am going to whip your fat, ugly cellulite can.
21:34I am going to bloody you.
21:36Not once am I going to cane you.
21:38Not twice.
21:39Three, four, five, six times.
21:42Six times.
21:43And when I'm finished, let me tell you something.
21:48And since you've been hanging out with my husband lately,
21:51I know that you're missing something in your life.
21:56So when I'm done canning you,
21:58I'm going to give you a little satisfaction.
22:01Sideways.
22:04My house.
22:06My living room.
22:08My bedroom.
22:11My wife.
22:13Tommy Cairo, you're running up one hell of a bill right now, buddy.
22:17Time's money.
22:18And I can see right there, another $20, Tommy.
22:22God, it must have been, what, two or three weeks now, Tommy?
22:25You probably owe me a couple thousand.
22:27But you know what?
22:28I'm going to be a nice guy, Tommy.
22:30$100, that's it.
22:31Give me $100.
22:32We'll call it square right there, Tommy.
22:34Tommy, I know you're probably watching this interview right now on my big screen TV.
22:39You're probably using my weights in my basement, Tommy Cairo.
22:42But you know what?
22:43You can't work out hard enough for this match.
22:46Your butt can't work out hard enough for this match.
22:49And I know there's Peachy.
22:50She's probably sticking in her buns of steel tape.
22:52She'd have to run on her treadmill 24-7 and watch that buns of steel tape to help her out.
22:58She always wishes she could be the woman that I got as my partner right now.
23:03In three lifetimes, she couldn't achieve what this woman has done.
23:10Saturday night, May 14th, right here in the ECW Arena.
23:14It's a Singapore canning match.
23:17Just about ten days, Peaches.
23:19Peaches all our lifestreams.
23:26Up in smoke.
23:31Surfer Ray Odyssey continues to look to climb that ladder of success here in Eastern Championship Wrestling.
23:38The most vicious, the most hardcore promotion in America.
23:42He's already faced Superfly Jimmy Snuka here in the ECW.
23:46Came up on the short end of the stick in that matchup.
23:48But then again, it was Superfly Jimmy Snuka hoping to have better luck here against Eric Anderson.
23:53He's now both known with a series of arm ringers.
23:56Ray Odyssey's wondering if he has what it takes to make it here in ECW.
24:00As well as all the top stars in this promotion.
24:04Because Saturday, May 14th, is approaching with some of the greatest matches we have ever lined up for the ECW Arena.
24:12I mean, just think of the main event.
24:14When worlds collide as the Dangerous Alliance of Sabu and beautiful Bobby Eaton meet Double A Arn Anderson.
24:22Who was at one time a member of Paulie's Dangerous Alliance.
24:26As well as being a member of the Four Horsemen.
24:29He'll team up with former NWA World Heavyweight Champion.
24:32The Legendary Funk as Ray Odyssey goes over the top of the taupe.
24:37Ray Odyssey is pulling out all the stops to make it as a contender here in Eastern Championship Wrestling.
24:44And that's quite frankly what it takes to get the job done.
24:48You've got to risk your own body.
24:49You've got to let it all hang out.
24:51Ray Odyssey off the ropes.
24:53Drops the elbow on top of Eric Anderson.
24:55The surfer Ray Odyssey is hanging ten and feeling good about himself.
25:00But you've got to wonder who's going to wipe out on Saturday night, May 14th, here in the ECW Arena.
25:07We've got the first ever Singapore caning match.
25:11And that one should be wild to say the least.
25:13Just think of the international significance of a Singapore caning match.
25:17We're getting international coverage on that one.
25:19The Pitbull versus the Tasmaniac in what should be the wildest match to date for the ECW Television Championship.
25:28Jimmy Snuka versus Kevin Sullivan in a match between two men who combined have about, I can't count the years of experience.
25:36That's going to be a classic matchup between two statistic individuals.
25:40We've got Tommy Dreamer making his comeback against the Rebel.
25:44An eight-man elimination tag team match.
25:46We're going to tell you more about that as we get closer to May 14th.
25:50And all the top stars of NWA Eastern Championship Wrestling will be in the ECW Arena Saturday night.
25:57May 14th, the franchise Shane Douglas, the public enemy, our tag team champions, the Bruise Brothers, the roughneck Mr. Hughes, and so many more.
26:06It will no doubt be the greatest card ever put on by Eastern Championship Wrestling.
26:12And quite frankly, I feel sorry for any promotion trying to follow that act in the city of Philadelphia.
26:19Why bother?
26:20As Ray Odyssey goes up to the top rope.
26:23He's ready to ride that wave to victory.
26:26Drop kick from the top on Eric Anderson.
26:28Ray Odyssey nailed that one, and Anderson is down.
26:32Ray Odyssey now picking up Eric Anderson.
26:36Scooping him up and planting him in the corner.
26:38Ray Odyssey setting up for the wipeout.
26:43The fans want to see it as well.
26:45And Odyssey hits.
26:47That should be all.
26:48The cover is academic.
26:50Great victory for surfer Ray Odyssey, who's looking for bigger and better things here in Eastern Championship Wrestling.
27:00Big victory for the surfer Ray Odyssey.
27:02You can bet he'll face stiffer competition here in Eastern Championship Wrestling.
27:06I'm joined right now by the current ECW television champion, the Pit Bull.
27:11And right after this break, Pit Bull, the Tasmaniac, your opponent for Saturday night, May 14th, will be wrestling right here in the ECW arena.
27:19If you wouldn't mind sticking around for just a few moments, perhaps you'd like to once again lend some expert collar commentary.
27:25It'll be my pleasure, Joey.
27:27That match coming at you right after this break.
27:31Well, the Tasmaniac is probably one of the most dangerous individuals, if not the most dangerous individual.
27:38No, no, no, no.
27:39Shut up!
27:40I am the most dangerous champion in the ECW.
27:44Don't you forget it.
27:45Well, how long you hold on to that belt remains to be seen because you're not too far away from your matchup with the Tasmaniac who is going to work on Blaze, Johnny Blaze, wasting no time.
27:57And Johnny Blaze is sent outside the ring and the Tasmaniac is looking to extinguish this Blaze in a hurry.
28:02Yeah, yeah.
28:03I kind of like his style, Joey.
28:05But I'm studying.
28:06Remember, I'm studying.
28:08Oh, my.
28:09Johnny Blaze.
28:10Would you listen to that?
28:10I'm getting queasy.
28:12I like that stuff.
28:14You like it?
28:15He's got a table.
28:16Would you like this?
28:16He just dropped the table on his kid's head.
28:18Yes.
28:18I get up and say thank you.
28:21Thank you.
28:21For smashing that table on the back of my head because I like it.
28:25Don't you understand me?
28:26I like it.
28:27I'm beginning to understand completely and you are a psychopath, champ.
28:31That's right.
28:31That's right.
28:32And I want to be in the zone.
28:34The pain zone.
28:35The pimple zone.
28:37Just what I like.
28:38Clothesline on Johnny Blaze that turns this kid inside out.
28:41That could be you on the 14th.
28:43No, no, no, no.
28:44You got it all wrong, Joey Styles.
28:46It's the Tasmaniac that's going to be on the mat, not the pit bull.
28:51The Tasmaniac now wasting no time and tearing this poor kid apart.
28:55Picking up Johnny Blaze once again.
28:59Whips Blaze across the ring.
29:01Here comes Blaze.
29:02And what hang time.
29:04Johnny Blaze up in the lights.
29:05Just like I like it.
29:06Real high and hard.
29:09Johnny Blaze may be wanting the number of a good chiropractor after that last body drop.
29:15The Tasmaniac now backing Blaze into a corner.
29:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:18Put him up there.
29:19Put him up there.
29:20Blaze is out of it.
29:22Blaze is completely out of it.
29:23This kid has no idea where he is, but I can tell you where he's going to be in about three seconds.
29:27Three, two, one.
29:28Goodbye, Johnny Blaze.
29:30Fall away slam.
29:31Goodbye, Johnny Blaze.
29:32It's not goodbye, pit bull.
29:34It's more like hell, champ, because you will not lose the title.
29:38That's what my fans say.
29:40All of them.
29:41Get a good look at him now.
29:43And look how he's happy.
29:45Look how he's having a good time out there, people, because that will be the last, the last
29:50time you see the Tasmaniac walk out of that ring.
29:54Next time, he'll be just like that punk, leaving in a stretcher.
29:58We'll be right back.
30:28I'm here at the entranceway to the ECW locker room, and I'm now going to try to get an interview
30:34with the Tasmaniac.
30:35Taz!
30:36Taz!
30:37Well, I guess the Tasmaniac is going to let his actions speak louder than words.
30:42You know, Jay Sully, this is exactly what I've been saying all along.
30:46In order to be the ECW heavyweight television champion, you have to look pretty.
30:54You have to sound pretty.
30:56Like me.
30:57Jason, the sexiest man on earth.
31:00Or, like my man, my champion, the Pitbull, who I know is right now watching from the Eagle's
31:07Nest.
31:08Pitbull!
31:09Pitbull!
31:10Hello?
31:11Hey, boss!
31:13Yeah!
31:14Look at me!
31:14I'm on TV!
31:15Yo, that's my manager right there!
31:17That's my manager!
31:19Yahoo!
31:19You know, that Pitbull is a consummate athlete.
31:26And do you know why that is, Jay Sully?
31:28It is because he works with me.
31:33Jason, the sexiest man on earth.
31:35So, you see, what it really is here is that the Pitbull and I, we represent the ECW television.
31:47Television, which is supposed to be pretty to look at.
31:52Unlike you, you look terrible, Jay Sully.
31:55It's supposed to be visual.
31:59How do you like my suit?
32:01Audio.
32:03You see, Jay Sully, you speak many languages.
32:14Unlike that illiterate buffoon that you tried to interview a minute ago.
32:20I don't even know why he tried to do it.
32:22As a matter of fact, I don't even think that he's a human being.
32:27You know what he looks like to me?
32:29He looks like...
32:31Like some kind of a creature from a horror show.
32:36Like, I can't even think of a movie.
32:39Well, perhaps, yes.
32:42Like a short version of King Kong.
32:45Yes.
32:46Monkey Boy.
32:47He looks just like a monkey boy.
32:50Hey, Monkey Boy.
32:51Come over here, Monkey Boy.
32:52Let me speak to you.
32:55Hey, Monkey Boy.
32:56Come over.
32:56And monkeys just happen to be great athletes.
33:02Great natural athletes.
33:06They have great tendon strength.
33:07They make good wrestlers, you know.
33:09As a matter of fact, I have a monkey at home.
33:16How do you get downstairs?
33:17How do you get downstairs?
33:18The stairs are over there.
33:18The stairs are right.
33:21Well, the champ's headed down to the locker room area.
33:23I have a feeling there's going to be some trouble.
33:25Get down to the locker room area.
33:29As a matter of fact, monkeys play a very big role in the human society, you know.
33:38A man evolves from a monkey, obviously.
33:51As a matter of fact, I remember growing up, my favorite television show was Magilla Gorilla.
33:57You kind of resemble him.
33:59And my favorite movie was The Planet of the Apes.
34:04Right?
34:04Do you know what you just did, you illiterate thing?
34:15I'm trying to talk to you here like a human being.
34:20And you go ahead and ruin one of my best suits?
34:22You don't know what a suit is, do you?
34:25You don't know what matters are, do you?
34:27I'm going to teach you some matters, boy.
34:29You don't know what a suit is, do you know what a suit is?
34:31Oh, my son.
34:33Oh my God.
34:39Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
34:40Come on, Pedro.
34:41Hey.
34:41Come on, Pedro.
34:42Come on.
34:43Get down.
34:46Come on.
34:48¡Suscríbete al canal!
35:18¡Suscríbete al canal!
35:48The Sandman and Woman vs. The Ironman, Tommy Cairo, and Peaches.
35:56For the ECW TV title, The Pitbull vs. The Tasmaniac.
36:04Superfly Jimmy Snooker vs. Kevin Sullivan.
36:09And Tommy Dreamer vs. The Rockin' Rebel.
36:14We haven't even begun to tell you about Road Warrior Hawk, Mr. Hughes,
36:20The ECW Tag Team Champs Public Enemy, The Franchise, Shane Douglas,
36:25The Bruise Brothers, J.T. Smith, and many, many more.
36:30That's because one world cannot contain all the excitement that will go on on May 14th,
36:38when worlds collide.
36:41Yes, I am an old fart.
36:47Yes, I might be on my last leg.
36:51But one thing I am is I'm a professional wrestler.
36:54And I don't run around with my nose up Todd Gordon's butt,
36:59nor up Eric Bischoff's butt.
37:01I am an athlete and an individual.
37:03And this man right here is an athlete and an individual.
37:08This man is an Anderson.
37:09I'm a thunk.
37:11I've got pride.
37:12He's got pride.
37:13And we don't need anybody or any professionals, professional organizations.
37:19We don't need the WW.
37:21We don't need the WCW.
37:23Nor do we need the ECW.
37:25We're going to go out there and we're going to take these two guys on.
37:29And, Paulie, dangerously, I'd love to get my hands on your sick, ever-loving body.
37:35Because, believe me, if I could grab you by the throat,
37:39I would squeeze it until your eyeballs pop out of your head like overripe grapes.
37:46Dangerously, I would.
37:47And, believe me, I would choke you until you took your last breath.
37:52And, as for Sabu, he is a great athlete,
37:56but he cannot stay in the ring with Arne Anderson and myself.
38:00And Eden is the same way.
38:02I promise you, Paulie, dangerously, you're barking up the wrong tree.
38:07Am I right or not?
38:08Terry Funk, I don't want to toot our own horn, but toot, toot.
38:13Toot, toot.
38:14You tell me that you're on your last leg.
38:17Well, I'll take one leg of Terry Funk over two legs of any other man.
38:22The one thing I've got to tell you is everybody says,
38:25guys like Funk, guys like Anderson, maybe even guys like Eaton,
38:29got to pass the torch to the youth.
38:31Well, gentlemen, you don't get our respect out of a bubblegum machine, Sabu.
38:36You want Arne Anderson's respect.
38:38You want Terry Funk's respect.
38:40You've got to beat it out of us because it don't come easy.
38:42Gentlemen, Philadelphia is a city where they slit their grandmother's throat for 50 cents.
38:47So as violent as it may be in that town,
38:50there is no better setting for what you've got coming to you,
38:53which is the beating of your life.
38:54You can have this old man's legs.
38:58You can have his arms.
39:00You can have his head.
39:02You can have anything you want,
39:04but you can't have his heart.
39:07Thank you, Terry Funk.
39:08Yeah, thank you, Terry Funk.
39:10Thank you so much.
39:10Oh, you can have my arms.
39:13Oh, you can have my knees.
39:15Oh, you can have my shoulders.
39:20Terry Funk, like Sabu and Bobby Eaton,
39:21could have taken it from you.
39:23Terry Funk, the only thing Bobby Eaton ever wanted from you is your daughters.
39:26And let me tell you something, he probably had them too.
39:28And as for you, Arne Anderson,
39:30let me make one thing perfectly clear for you.
39:32You crossed a line that you can't go back over.
39:35This is going to be the first time you ever came face to face with Sabu.
39:38Why don't you ask Terry Funk what kind of man, what kind of lunatic Sabu is?
39:42And it's for Bobby Eaton.
39:43Bobby and I prepared just a little piece of footage for you, Arne Anderson.
39:47The Dangerous Alliance was the most powerful organization in wrestling history.
39:51Its cornerstone was the team that I led to the World Tag Team Championship.
39:55Arne Anderson and Bobby Eaton,
39:56a tag team title reign which won me the Manager of the Year Award
40:00and garnered more publicity for each and every member of the Alliance
40:03than we have ever had individually or collectively.
40:07But you, Arne Anderson, always wanted to let your horseman buddies capitalize on our success.
40:14And your desires crumbled the Alliance.
40:16Well, I want something now.
40:18And I want you and Sabu and myself to stand over the graves of Arne Anderson and Terry Funk's career.
40:28And I'm going to do you a favor, Bobby Eaton,
40:30so that you don't have to use that beautiful golden throat of yours.
40:33I'm going to bring in a man in a white collar.
40:35And he is going to stand over the career of Terry Funk and over the career of Arne Anderson
40:41and he will pronounce both your miserable, stinking careers dead.
40:46Dead on arrival.
40:48Domis hominis in nomine patria e fili e spirito santum.
40:54Amen.
40:56Rest in peace.
40:57May 14th, Terry Funk and Arne Anderson.
41:01Rest in peace on May 14th.
41:05Here I am in the ruins of the ECW locker room.
41:15Shut your mess, Tasmaniac.
41:18You just bought yourself a whole can of whoop ass.
41:21You better be prepared, May 14th.
41:23You better be prepared.
41:25What you did to him is like pouring gasoline on a fire.
41:29I am hot, red hot.
41:31And I'm going to get you.
41:33I'm going to rip your heart out.
41:35And I'm going to shove it in your face before I put you down.
41:38Before I put you six feet under.
41:41You see this belt?
41:43I have it because I'm the best.
41:45I have it because I'm the champ.
41:47And I would die for it.
41:48You better be prepared to die to try to take it.
41:52Because that's what's going to happen to you.
41:54Especially now what you did.
41:57You actually think I'm going to let you get away with this.
42:01You got another thing coming.
42:03Just like a dog when he messes up.
42:05I grab him by the back of his head and I rub his nose in it.
42:10I'm rubbing your nose in your own blood.
42:12Do you understand me?
42:13In your blood.
42:14Tell him.
42:19Tell him.
42:20You know, Tasmaniac, wrestling is a game of human chess.
42:27First move, this hole in the wall.
42:30Calculated move.
42:32Second move, your rage.
42:35Third move, our rage.
42:37May 14th, checkmate.
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