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Eddie has been spending a lot of time in his room and Richie finds that he has been printing fake money. Unfortunately local counterfeiter "The Skullcrusher" is not amused and demands money. Luckily the pub quiz night could be their salvation.

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00:00.
00:30That's War and Peace finished.
00:40I knew it was that Russian bloke that did it.
00:42What's he doing in there?
00:52I could have written that.
00:55I would have done too if that Tolstoy bloke hadn't sneaked in first.
00:57Only I'd have jazzed it up a bit and put a few nudie pictures in and a couple of car chases.
01:02I wouldn't have called it War and Peace either.
01:04I'd have called it something more appropriate, like a load of old bollocks.
01:12What is he up to in there?
01:17Oh, God, I'm so bored.
01:24Oh, all right, off we go again.
01:27Count Leo Tolstoy.
01:32Well, they spelt the cat wrong, didn't they?
01:38Oh, right, that's it, I've had enough.
01:40Eddie?
01:42Eddie?
01:44Eddie, you've been in there for seven whole days, what are you doing?
01:47Eddie?
01:49Right, that's it, young man, now listen to me.
01:51I'm going to count to three, and then I am going to have a ruddy good look through that keyhole.
01:56Do you hear me?
01:57One.
01:58Two.
02:00Two.
02:02Three.
02:10Not funny?
02:11Oh, Eddie, please, I'm so bored and lonely.
02:16Eddie, I haven't had anyone to talk at for a whole week.
02:18What are you doing in there?
02:20It's just a little hobby of mine.
02:22Why don't you go and do yours?
02:24Well, I've had five this afternoon already.
02:28Oh, Eddie.
02:29Come on, Alf.
02:31Eddie.
02:33Eddie.
02:34Eddie.
02:34Eddie.
02:34Eddie.
02:34Eddie.
02:34Eddie.
02:34Eddie.
02:34Eddie.
02:35Eddie.
02:35Eddie.
02:36Eddie.
02:37Eddie.
02:38Eddie.
02:39Eddie.
02:40Eddie.
02:41Eddie.
02:44Eddie.
02:46Ah ah ah ah ah ah!
02:48Oh, oh ah ah ah!
02:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
02:53Ah ah ah ah ah!
03:00Oh, oh, oh, oh bop bop!
03:03I better put the blaze out quickly.
03:06You could go on for days, I'm so well hung.
03:09Oh!
03:10Ooh!
03:11Oh!
03:12Oh!
03:13Oh!
03:14Just need some more ink.
03:24I see you've found something to help you pass the time, then.
03:29Yes, thank you, Eddie. Point taken.
03:32Well, point nearly burnt right off, actually.
03:36Oh, God, what a life.
03:38Ow.
03:39Oh, it'd be me.
03:42Oh, God, I'm so bored.
03:44I'm so bored I could watch a whole episode of The Bill
03:48without vomiting blood.
03:52No, no, no, no, I mustn't. I owe it to myself.
03:57I can't go on like this.
04:00Oh, hurrah!
04:02I'm coming! I'm coming!
04:05Wait! I'm coming! Don't go away, you'll like me!
04:09Spudgun! Dave Hitchhawg!
04:11Oh, how great to see you!
04:14Well, come ye!
04:16Come ye!
04:17Why, don't ye!
04:20Oh!
04:25So, what brings you round here?
04:29The bus.
04:31I mean, why are you here?
04:34Miss Turley's broke.
04:35Oh, charming.
04:39Well, anyway, uh, sherry?
04:40No.
04:41No.
04:42Oh, good, because you haven't got any.
04:44Uh, cheesy dip?
04:45Yeah.
04:46Yeah, me too.
04:47There's something going round, I think.
04:51Oh, well, let's all have an olive.
04:55Here we are.
04:55Oh!
04:58Ha!
04:58Fwoh!
04:59Ha, ha, ha!
05:02Uh-huh.
05:04Just one.
05:06There we are.
05:09Oh!
05:12So, Spudgun.
05:14Read any good books lately?
05:17Well, I'll make it easier.
05:18Have you thought about anything ever?
05:20Uh, uh...
05:21Oh, never mind.
05:23Hedgehog?
05:23I was thinking the other day...
05:24Oh, no, he's got one.
05:25Hold on.
05:25Strap yourself in.
05:26Might be a bumpy ride.
05:29Go on.
05:30Well, I was thinking the other day in Mace about baked beans.
05:34Oh!
05:35Because it, like, says on the label, baked beans.
05:38But I thought, wouldn't it be funny, like, if there was just one baked bean?
05:42Because then it'd be a misprint.
05:46It's the end.
05:48I wasn't thinking...
05:49Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
05:51Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
05:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
05:55Terrific!
05:56It's great when us great minds get together, isn't it?
05:58Ha, ha, ha.
06:00What can I say?
06:00It's happened to me funfty times.
06:03Marvellous.
06:04So, hedgehog?
06:05No!
06:06What?
06:06I don't know anything.
06:07I haven't been thinking at all.
06:09Hey, help!
06:10Eddie, Eddie!
06:11He's talking at us again.
06:12Hey!
06:13No, shush!
06:14I've got it.
06:15Morris dancing, hey?
06:17Come on!
06:18Look lively.
06:18Get your hankies out.
06:20I hope they're not as crinkly as mine.
06:21Come on, look lively. Skippity-hopperty-slappity-slap. Skippity-hopperty-ching. Get your bladders out!
06:28Hello, Eddie! Eddie, thank God you're here. The troglodytes have arrived. I'll be trying
06:34to keep them occupied for simply hours. Take over.
06:37Yeah. Hello, boys. Thought I heard you come in.
06:39Are they dry yet? Shhh!
06:41What?
06:42His wife's not supposed to know.
06:44Oh, right. What?
06:46What?
06:47Is there something going on?
06:49I think we'd better go upstairs, boys.
06:52Oh, look! A nudie magazine!
06:55Where?
06:56Where?
06:57Where?
06:58Where, guys?
07:00Guys?
07:01Guys?
07:02Guys?
07:03Guys?
07:04Here you go, boys.
07:08Eldorado!
07:09Wow!
07:10Nice one.
07:11Guys?
07:12What nudie magazine?
07:14What's going on up here?
07:16Nothing for a joke.
07:17Come on, you wattleboats.
07:18What's going on in here?
07:19Come on, guys!
07:20Let me in!
07:21Oh, no!
07:22Oh!
07:23Oh!
07:24Oh!
07:25Oh!
07:26Oh!
07:27Oh!
07:28Oh!
07:29Oh!
07:30Oh!
07:31Oh!
07:32Oh!
07:33Oh!
07:34Oh!
07:35Oh!
07:36Oh!
07:37Oh!
07:38Oh!
07:39Oh!
07:40Oh!
07:41Oh!
07:42Oh!
07:43Oh, my old black-hearted Jack and Ape Bounty Hunter from the Devil's Lavatory!
07:48I've been forging money!
07:51No more living on the edge of society for us!
07:54No more tick!
07:55No more nicking!
07:56No more running into off-licences!
07:58Seeing how much we can drink before the police arrive!
08:01Spudgun, have £25,000.
08:05Pedgehog, have £100,000.
08:08Richie! Yes?
08:09Have a £15 note.
08:13Fifteen?
08:14Yeah, it's a misprint, but very rare.
08:16Could be worth up to 20p in a couple of years or so.
08:19Come on, lads, let's get down to the Maserati showroom.
08:21Hang on a sec.
08:23What's this tomato?
08:25That's not a tomato, that's the Queen's face.
08:29You've got to get the die right, yes?
08:31You've got to get the shape right first, Eddie.
08:33Now that is Welsh money.
08:38They didn't have any Welsh money.
08:39No wonder they all vote Labour.
08:42Ian, what knows?
08:44Those are the Queen's jugs.
08:49What?
08:50They're the Queen's jugs.
08:51Eddie,
08:52A, the Queen doesn't have jugs, she's royalty.
08:55And B, if she did, she certainly wouldn't get them out on the back of a fiver.
08:58Certainly not, she'd save him up for the 50.
09:02If you care to have a look at my 50,
09:05I think you might find it a mite more risqué.
09:09God!
09:10Jeez!
09:12That's disgusting!
09:13I know.
09:14Eddie, that's tantamount to treason!
09:16How can you expect to pass off these pornographic doodles as real money?
09:20Especially when you see what the Duke of Edinburgh is up to on the back of a tenner!
09:25Who's that with him?
09:27Meryl Streep.
09:29Hang on, she's got three knockers.
09:34No, that's Bobby Charlton in the middle.
09:38Nice one.
09:39Eddie, are you insane?
09:41You couldn't buy these under the counter in Hamburg.
09:43But that's the whole plan, you see.
09:45The unsuspecting publican will be so mesmerised by the classy erotica
09:50that I'll have had seven pints by the time he notices how crap the squiggly lines are.
09:54Well, let's hire us to the nearest hostelry and expose our prodigiousness.
10:00No!
10:01Let's go down the Laron flag and see if the forged money works.
10:03Hey, it's a better idea than mine.
10:04I didn't even know what I was talking about.
10:05Nor did I.
10:12Stand back, birds!
10:13It's the Hammersmith Hardmen!
10:14No birds here.
10:15Well, as usual.
10:16Yeah, all right, all right.
10:17We'll stand back everyone else, just in case.
10:18Because once us lot gets started, there's no knowing when we'll stop.
10:21We'll choose when Dick finds out we haven't got enough money to pay for the first round of halves.
10:25But not tonight.
10:31Evening, Dick.
10:32Lovely weather.
10:33It's raining.
10:34Yes.
10:37Is that a guard's tie you're wearing?
10:39Yeah, it is, actually.
10:40Well, maybe you should give it back to him.
10:44Right, enough of the conversational pleasantries.
10:47Drinks all round.
10:48Well, of course there's drinks all round. It's a pub.
10:50No, I mean drinks all round us.
10:52What are you having, boys?
10:53Palpitations.
10:54Has he seen the cash yet?
10:55Oh, lefty or so, help me, I'll swing for you.
10:59Come on, I'm very busy.
11:03No, you're not.
11:04I know, but I've been on a publican's refresher course in customer relations.
11:08So, come on, Harry, and order you time-waiting parasites, or I'll set the dogs on you!
11:14Yeah, boys.
11:15Half a mild.
11:16Same for me in a pint glass, please.
11:18Yeah.
11:19I'll have a pint of mild in a half-pint glass.
11:22Richie?
11:23What?
11:24Oh, anything.
11:25Yep.
11:26It doesn't matter.
11:27Anything will do.
11:28Anything at all, really.
11:29Oh, something sophisticated and left-bank.
11:32Oh, diddly-doo, diddly-doo, I don't know, um, absinthe.
11:41Bless you.
11:42It's a drink, Eddie.
11:44Ah, right.
11:45And a pint of absinthe, please.
11:47Absinthe?
11:48Yes.
11:49It's a gay pub down the road, you know.
11:51Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi!
11:53Are you starting, buster?
11:55Look, we haven't got any, anyway.
11:57What about, er, per-nod?
12:01Oh, yes, all right, then, yes.
12:02I'll have a pint of per-nod.
12:04Make it a straight glass with a good head.
12:06There you go.
12:08Thank you, mine host.
12:10And what's this?
12:15It is a £27 note.
12:20Keep the change.
12:22You can't expect me to...
12:29Er, er, yeah, take them, take them.
12:31Er, I think the light's a bit better in the toilet, sir.
12:34Hey, watch the bar for me, little.
12:37Ha!
12:38It bloody worked!
12:39Aha!
12:40Here's to us, the master criminals!
12:41Cheers!
12:42Cheers!
12:46This is shit!
12:49Hello?
12:50Skullcrusher Henderson?
12:52Yeah, it's, er, Dick Head here.
12:56No, don't laugh.
12:58Er, I have in my possession here a very rare
13:00and extraordinarily pornographic £27 note,
13:04which may be of interest to a man in your position.
13:07What?
13:08Oh, well, it's, er, Sylvester Stallone fisting
13:11what looks like Mr McKennery from The Magic Round.
13:17And they say Toulouse-Lautrec used to drink this.
13:20No wonder his legs fell off and all his paintings were crap.
13:24Hello, boys.
13:25Everything all right?
13:26Not a problem.
13:27He's been very quiet.
13:29I can't say the Japs came in and finished off the Malibu,
13:34but apart from that...
13:36Good!
13:37Gives us a chance to have a little chat then, doesn't it?
13:39A chat?
13:41Yeah, I've just been on to one of my pals, Skullcrusher Henderson,
13:46who, as it happens, is the master counterfeiter of old London town.
13:51And he takes a very dim view to people muscling in on his patch.
13:54Some might say an almost psychotically violently dim view.
14:00So?
14:02So, Eddie...
14:04Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
14:05My name is Deirdre Barlow.
14:09So is mine.
14:10Me too.
14:11And his.
14:13Well, Deirdre's, Skullcrusher is very, very angry with you.
14:17Do you, er, think we should send him some flowers?
14:21No, I'm afraid it's beyond flowers.
14:25Basically, he says that unless you stop printing
14:28and come up with five grand by closing time tonight,
14:31he's gonna come round here and crush your skulls.
14:36Is that bad?
14:38And that's why they call him the Skullcrusher.
14:41Exactly.
14:42So, er, till tonight, gentlemen...
14:44I think I need to go to the lavvy.
14:49Yeah, me too.
14:50And me.
14:51I'm just pink.
14:56Christ, Eddie, what are we gonna do?
14:57Hang on, I'm thinking!
14:58Well, we'll come back next week, then, shall we?
15:01Oh, look!
15:03What do you mean, look? I've just had half a pint of absinthe.
15:04I can't see anything. I'm practically blind.
15:07That sign!
15:08Annual pub quiz, first price, 5,000 quid.
15:12Eddie, you were genius!
15:14Hang on.
15:155,000 quid.
15:16That's exactly the same 5,000 quid we need to pay Dick.
15:23Eddie, I've just had the same idea as you.
15:25Yes!
15:26Yes!
15:27Yes!
15:28Hey, Dick!
15:29Put us in for the big brain quiz tonight.
15:31Certainly, gents.
15:32200 quid.
15:33What?
15:34Each.
15:35Double what?
15:36That's a bit steep, isn't it?
15:38Steep?
15:39It's effing vertical!
15:40What?
15:41Very, very big prize!
15:43Er...
15:44Excuse us just one moment.
15:46Er...
15:47Er...
15:48Dick!
15:49Would you accept teeth?
15:52Er...
15:53Gold ones.
15:54Great!
15:55There you go, Dick.
15:56There you go.
15:57Hang on.
15:58There's only enough here for two.
15:59What?
16:00Oh, rats bollocks!
16:01Er...
16:02Right, stand firm, Eddie.
16:03Yeah?
16:04This is gonna hurt you a lot more than it hurts me.
16:05I had an idea it might.
16:06Are you off?
16:07No!
16:08Just getting a good run-up!
16:09How was that?
16:10Wrong side!
16:11The things I do for you!
16:12Oh!
16:13Oh!
16:14Oh!
16:15Oh!
16:16Oh!
16:17Oh!
16:18Oh!
16:19Oh!
16:20Oh!
16:21Oh!
16:22Oh!
16:23Oh!
16:24Oh!
16:25Oh!
16:26Oh!
16:27Oh!
16:28Oh!
16:29Oh!
16:30Oh!
16:31Oh!
16:32Oh!
16:33Oh!
16:34Oh!
16:38Spit!
16:55There you go, Nick.
16:57Hang on.
16:58These are all real teeth as well.
16:59Yeah, well, I haven't got any gold teeth.
17:02Haven't you got?
17:03I've got about three.
17:04Oh!
17:05Good!
17:06Oh!
17:07Shit!
17:08Oh!
17:09Oh!
17:10Oh!
17:11Oh!
17:12Oh!
17:13Oh!
17:14Oh!
17:15Oh!
17:16Oh!
17:17Oh!
17:18Oh!
17:19Oh!
17:20Oh!
17:21Oh!
17:22Oh!
17:23Oh!
17:24There we are, Dick.
17:25Oh!
17:26Oh!
17:27Oh!
17:28Oh!
17:29Oh!
17:30Oh!
17:31There we are, Dick.
17:32Oh!
17:33Oh!
17:34Look.
17:35And some change.
17:36Ha!
17:37Bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl!
17:38Pardon?
17:39The plant was bl-bl-bl-bl-bl!
17:41Thanks, Eddie.
17:44The plant worked brilliantly.
17:45All we've got to do now is rush home for a while and bone up.
17:48Right.
17:49Well, you do what you like, but we'll go back and do some revision.
17:52Well, we could do that as well.
17:53Well, we've got two hands.
17:54Hey!
17:55Oh, no!
17:56Oh!
17:57Oh!
17:58Oh!
17:59Oh!
18:00Oh!
18:01Oh!
18:02Oh!
18:03Oh!
18:04Oh!
18:05Oh!
18:06Oh, shit.
18:07Blazzers off, birds!
18:08It's the Hammersmith Hardmen!
18:09Sexist pit!
18:10That's us, baby!
18:11Thank God for Grandad's teeth.
18:12The birds are going crazy already!
18:14Right, four pints of mild, please, Dick.
18:17What's this?
18:18It is a 137 Krugerrand note!
18:22Bloody hell, is that Dick Emery?
18:25Didn't know he could ride.
18:27No, he's not riding, that's Princess Anne.
18:30I told you, you'd have to stop printing unless you want to incur her off her skull crusher!
18:36Alright then, stick this gold tooth behind the bar, you bastard!
18:39Racketeer!
18:40Vulture!
18:41Body snatcher!
18:42Shop assistant!
18:43Yeah.
18:44Don't you?
18:45What's that thing?
18:46No, that's not it!
18:47No, it's not, is it?
18:48Oh look, can we just sit down?
18:49It's getting really embarrassing now.
18:50Sir, you're on table number three.
18:52Right.
18:53Right, fingers on buzzers.
18:54Don't be so foul!
18:56Got it!
18:57Hempster!
18:58Help!
18:59Help!
19:00Someone's anus has broken loose!
19:03Yeah.
19:04Good one, hedgehog, look at him trying not to cry.
19:07Great.
19:08What's this?
19:09Hitler.
19:10Have a smoke.
19:11Oi!
19:12Who's pushing their buzzers?
19:13Who's that the buzzer?
19:14What?
19:15Oh!
19:16Oh!
19:17Oh!
19:18Oh!
19:19Oh!
19:20Oh!
19:21Oh!
19:22Oh!
19:23Oh!
19:24Oh!
19:25Oh!
19:26Yeah!
19:27Crikey, oh blimey.
19:28I thought my crumpet-ometer was going doo-lally.
19:30Get an eye full of the nersey-jug fest on table number two!
19:33Hey, Vichy!
19:40I've just had a great plan.
19:41Run with it, Eddie. You are the raunch machine.
19:46Hi, birds.
19:48Oh, dear.
19:50I seem to have inadvertently dropped my keys under your table.
19:53You don't mind if I bend down and have a quick get of them, do you?
20:03God! God, Eddie! You're so hard!
20:08Yeah, well, I am now.
20:11Well, come on, come on.
20:13What did you see? Is it true?
20:16Don't be stupid, Rich. It was just a cover. I was fixing their buzzer.
20:20Oh, fixing their buzzer.
20:25Oh, fixing their buzzer? Yeah.
20:27Oh, hey, good idea.
20:29Hey, tell you what, why don't you go and fix the buzzers on all the other tables?
20:32Right, I'll do the CID table first.
20:35Tell you what!
20:37Give me the big coat.
20:38Right.
20:38While you're at it, I'll stash the encyclopedias in the lave.
20:41Right.
20:44Uh, hi, blokes.
20:47Oh, dear, drop the keys under your table.
20:48Don't mind if I bend down and have a quick get of them, do you?
20:56Oh, dear.
21:02Oh, dear, everyone, I seem to be putting on so much weight these days.
21:08Oh, great, look, a gentleman's laboratory. I think I'll just pop in for a quick workout.
21:13No, no, when I say a quick workout, I don't mean a sort of hairy-handed adolescent sort of thing.
21:17Yeah, it's all right, Rich. No-one's listening to you.
21:24We could be at home now looking at the telly.
21:27I thought you said the telly's broke.
21:29Well, that doesn't matter. We could just sit there looking at it.
21:32I thought you said the telly's broke.
22:02Well, they've, uh, they've run out of extra large.
22:09Gonna have to use the bin bag again tonight.
22:12Hope it's dry.
22:23OK.
22:24All set?
22:26They don't stand a chance.
22:28Right.
22:29Spudgun, what's your special subject?
22:31Oh, I had it a minute ago.
22:35Hedgehog, what's yours?
22:36Uh, I'll have a pint, please.
22:40Well, it's a start.
22:41Look, I'll cover ing, hissed, jog, chem, fizz, bilge, lat, fur and gym, OK?
22:47All the brainy middle-class stuff.
22:49Eddie, what are you covering?
22:50The exits.
22:52What? Off we go.
22:53You nervous, Eddie?
22:55No, I think it's that bloke on that table over there.
22:57Sell him to put a fork in it.
22:59Right.
22:59Now then, I'd like to welcome you all to the lamb and flag, and like especially to welcome
23:04our rival pub, the dog and handgun.
23:07Get on with it, you late and homosexual.
23:11It's all right, it's all right.
23:12Keep it friendly.
23:13We all got three months last time, remember?
23:16Right.
23:17Here we go.
23:18First one to ten gets the 5,000 quid.
23:21Now, I'm taking the questions from the world of knowledge.
23:231,000 searching questions for eight to ten-year-olds.
23:26Oh, shit.
23:30Concentrate, guys.
23:31This is going to be a bitch.
23:33Right.
23:34Here we go.
23:34First question.
23:35Brace yourselves.
23:37Who?
23:39Where are the appellations?
23:47It's the wrong answer.
23:49I can hand it over for a bonus point.
23:51No, I think you'll find that was the same answer the CID gave.
23:59Right, move in right along, then.
24:00Christ, I think he stopped breathing.
24:02Aye, quiet, please.
24:04What, and I'll repeat that, what is the square root of an hundred?
24:10I thought you were covering maths.
24:14Is that what?
24:15I thought it was gardening.
24:17Could it be daffodos?
24:20Oh, this is hopeless.
24:20We're not getting anywhere.
24:21Bide your time, Richie.
24:23Bide your time.
24:24Right, next question.
24:26Which is the greater?
24:27Two dozen or a square?
24:31Daffodils.
24:32Wrong.
24:33It bloody is.
24:34No, it isn't.
24:36Are you calling me a liar?
24:37No, I'm calling you a tosser.
24:40Well, that's okay, then.
24:42We need more bandages.
24:43See, Rich?
24:44The plan's working brilliantly.
24:46They're all too busy looking after the dying and wounded.
24:48This is where we close in for the kill.
24:51Yeah, yeah, get them out of here.
24:58And watch the blood on me sawdust, won't you?
25:02Now, with the team, neck and neck on a nail-biting zero all round, we move on to our next category, pop music.
25:13Oh!
25:14Berlin is the capital of which country, Germany?
25:20Come on, the answer's in the question!
25:22Oh, look, Eddie, you keep him talking, I'll nip into the labby and look it up in the Encyclo.
25:29Righty-dokie.
25:32Er, Dick, isn't it true that you once did a trial for QPR?
25:37That's right, actually, yeah.
25:38Trevor Francis phones me up one day.
25:40He says, dickhead.
25:42I said, that's me.
25:43Somebody in there?
25:48Yeah.
25:50Well, you're not supposed to be as out of order.
25:51Not as out of order as I am.
25:53I've got through three books of this posh loo paper already.
26:06What?
26:07Oh, no, Eater Kelly!
26:09You bastard!
26:12Oh, jeez!
26:12Straight in the top corner than there.
26:22I turns round to take the applause of me team-mates.
26:25Les Ferdinand decks me.
26:27Well, apparently, I was supposed to stick it in the goal at the other end,
26:30which was stupid, because there's loads of air players up that end.
26:33I mean, you can...
26:34Well, I showed him how to completely beat the shit out of me.
26:40Anyway, next...
26:41Thanks, that's enough, dick.
26:43Now, what was the answer?
26:45Pass.
26:47Pass!
26:49Correct.
26:50What?
26:50We're all near enough.
26:52What, you mean we get the five grand?
26:53Yeah, here you go.
26:55Now, bugger off, because I'm off down the night bank early.
26:58We bloody did it!
26:59We won!
26:59Come on, let's scarper!
27:01We won!
27:01Oh, oh, we won!
27:08Evening, skull crusher!
27:10Oh, hello, Mr. Skull Crusher.
27:14So glad you could make it, and if I may say so, what a smashing blouse you have on.
27:20Oh, look, there's your five grand.
27:22Looks like 20 grand, doesn't it, it's wibbling about so much?
27:25Well, it's been a pleasure doing business with you.
27:26Well, look at the time, Eddie.
27:28Yes, we must dash.
27:29Charming evening.
27:30Is that the door behind you?
27:32Hang on!
27:34Is there some sort of problem, officer?
27:36I can't take this.
27:38It's forged.
27:39What?
27:39It's not.
27:40Yes, it is.
27:40I'm the one that forged it.
27:42Look, that ain't the queen.
27:44It's Danny LaRue.
27:47Well, it's a queen.
27:50Kevin, won't that do?
27:53Afraid not, boys.
27:54It's skull crashing time!
27:57Ooh!
27:57Ooh!
28:01Ooh!
28:20Ooh!
28:25Ooh!
28:25Ooh!
28:26Ooh!
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