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00:01Senior year, the culmination of all my careful planning.
00:05Perfect grades, the model boyfriend.
00:08It's all falling into place.
00:11Hey, Jake.
00:13What'd you want to talk about?
00:15We need to break up.
00:16What?
00:17Come on, Claire.
00:18Things haven't been working out for a while.
00:20But everything was going so well.
00:22I've been seeing someone else.
00:24It's okay, Claire.
00:26I mean, it's not the end of the world.
00:28You'll find someone, you'll find someone.
00:32Claire.
00:34My jacket.
00:44See, it's cool.
00:50Look, I get it's only been a week, but this moping, it's gotta stop.
00:55We were together for two years, Zoe.
00:57Exactly.
00:58Forget him.
00:59This is our senior year.
01:00Literally the perfect time to just start fresh.
01:03I don't want to start fresh.
01:04I just want Jake back.
01:06Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:07Pause.
01:08You want to get back together with him?
01:10Of course I do.
01:11Even though he cheated on you.
01:13Even though he cheated on you.
01:16Everyone makes mistakes.
01:18Oh, okay.
01:19Look, sooner or later he's gonna realize how much he misses me.
01:22You know you're my best friend, right?
01:24Yeah.
01:25So seeing you like this, it honestly kills me.
01:30So if you really, really want to get back together with Jake, then I'm willing to help you.
01:37Really?
01:38Yeah.
01:39Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:40Okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:42Okay, there's one thing you can do.
01:44Like, one thing that'll drive him crazy and just straight back into your arms.
01:47What is it?
01:48Operation Jealousy.
01:50Operation Jealousy?
01:52Yep.
01:53You gotta make him crazy jealous and then he'll be crawling on his knees begging to get back
01:57together with you.
01:58Okay, and how do I do that?
02:01Simple.
02:02You bring a hot guy to his birthday party tomorrow.
02:05I don't know.
02:06Seems kind of crazy to me.
02:08Well, you need to trust me because it's gonna work.
02:10Okay, well how am I supposed to find a new boyfriend in the next 24 hours?
02:14Babe, it's 2020.
02:16You know that anything's possible.
02:18Plus, I found this new app called BF Bundle where you can hire a fake boyfriend for the
02:24night.
02:25Wait, how do you know about this?
02:27This is about you.
02:28This is about you.
02:29So...
02:30Okay, well how does it work?
02:32Well, first we need to create your profile.
02:34And...
02:35Done.
02:36Now we just wait.
02:38Actually, hold on.
02:40I'm gonna add a bio to make you seem a little bit more...
02:43fun.
02:45Okay, I am plenty of fun.
02:47Look at you right now.
02:49Okay, fair enough.
02:50Yeah.
02:51And...
02:52Oh, oh, whoa.
02:53You already have a match, dude.
02:54You have a match.
02:55And the reviews are raving that he is a total hottie.
02:58Oh my god, let me see.
03:00Swoonworthy.
03:01Yeah.
03:02Local athlete.
03:03He has a five-star rating.
03:04Yeah, that sounds perfect for you.
03:06Wait, why aren't there any photos?
03:07Um, oh, the app says it's a privacy app.
03:09It's a privacy app.
03:10It's a privacy app.
03:11It's a privacy app.
03:12It's a privacy app.
03:13It's a privacy app.
03:14It's a privacy app.
03:15Um, oh, the app says it's a privacy thing.
03:17You have to commit to at least a meet-up.
03:19Oh.
03:20I'll take this.
03:22Let's see.
03:23Wait, what are you doing?
03:24Uh...
03:25Done.
03:27You're meeting him today.
03:29Today?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Like, this today?
03:32This one.
03:33So...
03:34Let's get dressed.
03:35Zoey!
03:36Yeah!
03:37Zoey!
03:38Too soon!
03:49Damon!
03:50Hey.
03:51I thought you were at a hockey convention all summer.
03:54No, it ended.
03:55I just got back into town.
03:57Plus, Jake wouldn't stop going on about his big birthday bash.
04:00Guess I'll see you there?
04:01Um, no.
04:03Actually, we broke up.
04:04Oh.
04:05Oh, man.
04:06I'm sorry to hear that.
04:07Thanks.
04:08Well, I'm meeting someone, so have a good night.
04:11Yeah, you too.
04:12You know, I'm sure they'll be here any second.
04:36You don't have to wait.
04:37Thank you, though.
04:38I'm not.
04:39Actually, I happen to be meeting someone, too.
04:42Do you have to do it right here?
04:44It's public street, so I'm pretty sure that means we can share the sidewalk.
04:50I'm supposed to meet this girl I've been texting.
04:52Poor thing's going through a rough breakup.
04:59Drama Queen 2020?
05:00Stop Shop 239.
05:01Oh, man.
05:02What?
05:03This is epic.
05:04This is a mistake.
05:05Look, forget about everything.
05:06You can even keep the money.
05:07Oh, no, no, no.
05:08It's not easy.
05:09Please.
05:10Don't tell Jake about this.
05:11Okay.
05:12I won't tell him.
05:13And I'll do you one better.
05:15I'll be your fake boyfriend.
05:18What?
05:21What?
05:22That's why you're in the app, right?
05:23I just wanted to hire someone for a day to make Jake jealous.
05:27Great.
05:28I'm in.
05:29No.
05:30Look, we can't do that.
05:31He's your brother.
05:32Who also happens to be a massive jerk for what he did to you?
05:34I mean, I can't believe he cheated on you.
05:37No one's going to believe that you're actually dating me.
05:40Yeah.
05:41Everyone knows you don't do relationships.
05:43Maybe I'm full of surprises.
05:45No.
05:46Forget it.
05:47Look, I'll find someone else.
05:48Look, you're not going to do better than going out with Jake's older, charming, and much hotter brother.
05:54Come on.
05:55You want to make him jealous, and I want to teach him a lesson.
05:57It's a win-win.
05:58Hmm?
06:02Fine.
06:03But we follow my plan.
06:04No improvising.
06:05Yes, ma'am.
06:08So, when exactly are we going to do this?
06:10Tomorrow night.
06:11That's his birthday party.
06:13Exactly.
06:14That's his birthday party.
06:16Exactly.
06:17Well, you're definitely full of surprises.
06:21Will you please answer the question?
06:25Jeez, take it easy.
06:27I hired you to be my boyfriend.
06:30Remember?
06:31You have to know how we got together in case anyone asks.
06:33Okay, okay, yeah.
06:34What was the question?
06:36Where did we go on our first date?
06:38Um...
06:40We had a magical night at the movies.
06:44Do people even go to the movies anymore?
06:46Yes, they do.
06:47Isn't that kind of lame?
06:48It's not lame, it's believable.
06:51No, what we need is an epic love story to blow everyone's mind.
06:58What epic love story?
07:00We've been dating for like a week.
07:03Well...
07:05Haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?
07:09Haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?
07:12I've known you for two years, Damon.
07:15Fine, love at second sight.
07:18Look, I just don't want this to blow up in my face because of one misstep.
07:22I'm getting Jake back.
07:24He cheated on you.
07:25It was a mistake.
07:26Besides, I put too much in this relationship just to throw it away.
07:29Wow.
07:30How romantic.
07:31You just don't understand the value of being in a committed relationship.
07:34Real relationships never work.
07:37That's why I'm on the app.
07:39With the fake relationships, I can enjoy it all without any disappointment.
07:46How romantic.
07:48Uh, well, I gotta go.
07:51I've got hockey practice before the party tonight.
07:54Wait, we haven't even gone over my favorite hobbies yet.
07:56How about you drop the plan and just see where the night takes you?
08:00Ever heard of the risk worth taking?
08:02Ever heard of don't mess with a good thing?
08:04Look, I'll follow your lead tonight, but you need to loosen up.
08:08I mean, have some fun.
08:10When was the last time you had fun, Claire?
08:12I have plenty of fun.
08:14Yeah?
08:15Yeah, that's fun.
08:16That's almost too fun.
08:19Can't wait to see that later tonight.
08:27Nope.
08:28No more of that.
08:30Didn't realize you're an expert in makeup now.
08:33What I mean is you don't need any makeup.
08:35You already look amazing with that.
08:37You can save the theatrics for now.
08:39We're not at the party yet.
08:40No, I'm serious.
08:41You look beautiful.
08:43You always do.
08:46I guess I'm just nervous.
08:48Don't worry.
08:49I'll be by your side the whole night.
08:51I promise.
08:52You shouldn't have to work so hard for Jake anyway.
08:54I mean, you're already way out of his league.
08:56Okay, now I know you're joking.
08:58When you guys first started dating, I couldn't believe my brother's luck.
09:02I mean, you're ridiculously smart.
09:06You started all the school plays, got every solo and chorus.
09:09You still have time for math leads.
09:11I can't believe you know all that.
09:15I always thought you just ignored me.
09:17You're my little brother's girlfriend.
09:19I had to keep my distance, but I still paid attention.
09:23You know, when you drop the whole too cool for school act,
09:26you're actually a pretty decent guy.
09:28Damon Coral.
09:29Hey, careful.
09:31I have a reputation doable.
09:33No, I'm serious.
09:34I think you might actually make a great boyfriend.
09:37I mean, when you finally decide to try with someone, of course.
09:44Claire?
09:45We're here.
09:47We're here.
10:05People are looking.
10:07Why are they looking?
10:08They're looking because you're with me.
10:10When you're with me, you actually get to have some fun for me.
10:38I'm going to give this drinks.
10:39I'll be right back.
10:40Okay, wow, wow, wow.
10:45It looks like things are heating up.
10:47I know, right?
10:48It's almost like Operation Jealousy might actually work.
10:51I'm gonna give this to Drinks. I'll be right back.
11:01Okay, wow, wow, wow. It looks like things are heating up.
11:04I know, right? It's almost like Operation Jealousy might actually work.
11:08Yeah, no, I was talking about you two.
11:10What?
11:11You and the town hottie?
11:13No, I mean, we're just, I don't know, pretending or actually having fun for once?
11:19You know, you two kind of look cute together.
11:21Plus, I haven't seen you smile this much in a long time.
11:25Oh my god, there he is.
11:28Oh my god, there he is.
11:30See, he can't be over me. Look at his face.
11:33Oh my gosh, is that Chelsea?
11:37So much for girl code, and I thought she was your friend.
11:43He said he'd only give his jacket to his one special girl.
11:49It's time to AF this party up!
11:57Did someone say never have ever?
11:59Woo!
12:02Let's play.
12:05I don't think that's a good idea.
12:06Come on, it'll be fun.
12:08So wait, why don't you go first?
12:22Okay.
12:23Um, never have I ever fantasized about a teacher.
12:28Ooh, cute.
12:30Now let's see.
12:31Never have I ever been pathetic enough to crash Max's birthday party.
12:36Ooh!
12:37Ooh!
12:38Cute.
12:39Now let's see.
12:40Never have I ever been pathetic enough to crash Max's birthday party.
12:44Ooh!
12:45Ooh!
12:46Okay.
12:47Never have I ever been some loser's side chick.
12:51Never have I ever been desperate enough to swoop in on someone's ex.
12:54Never have I ever cheated on someone completely out of my league.
12:57Never have I ever slept with basically every girl in this room.
13:01Face it, Claire.
13:02You'll never be more than just another number to him.
13:14Claire.
13:15Hey, Claire.
13:17Seriously, Claire?
13:18You're gonna show up to my party just to start drama?
13:21No, I didn't do anything, it was Chelsea.
13:23Don't blame Chelsea.
13:24You're just gonna show up to my party just to start drama.
13:26No, I didn't do anything.
13:27It was Chelsea.
13:28Don't blame Chelsea.
13:29Chelsea you're just jealous you know what you two deserve each other hey are
13:40you okay cuz that game was brutal and where did Damon run off to I don't know
13:46he said he was gonna be by my side the entire night and I thought we were
13:51doesn't even matter anymore is Claire Sanders actually breaking protocol no
13:57matter how hard I plan or how carefully I try to put my life into this perfect
14:01little box it all comes crashing out around me and now the one guy I might
14:06actually have real feelings for is off God knows where probably setting up a new
14:10date with the girl in that stupid app so yeah I'm I'm done planning plans can suck
14:18it
14:27hey sorry I ran out like that left my phone in the car and I had to grab it
14:35to get on the app of course what just wait wait where are you going home and
14:41don't worry I'll still write a good review for you I wouldn't want you to miss out
14:44on any more epic dates hey talk to me you just left me in there I know I'm sorry I
14:51I wasn't thinking I don't care anymore Damon look you were right Jake's an
14:55ass so the plan this it's over what if I don't want it to be over what if I don't
15:05want it to be over you could have your pick of any girl out there so why don't
15:10you just get on the app and find someone else yeah I got on the app because I
15:13wanted to delete it what I deactivated my account why would you do that look I
15:20know I'm just another number you're not just another number okay you never were
15:25I don't want a fake day with you anymore all right I want a real one
15:36I thought you said that real relationships never work well maybe I
15:42realize that you're the risk worth taking
15:49come on slap shot two three nine pick me home
16:16are you sure I'm doing this right yeah just make sure these two dots match
16:21they'll make that side a little bit bigger okay I'm trusting the process I'm
16:27just glad we get to go stag together you never got a date right no date but
16:32Damon's really not coming I bought him a ticket in case he changed his mind but
16:36he won't budge well that's his loss because you are about to be the best
16:41homecoming queen that we have ever seen no way I don't even know how I got
16:47nominated and of course Jake is on the ballot because he's the only reason why
16:50our soccer team wins I feel like the only reason I'm on there is because people
16:54want to see what Chelsea will do if I win knowing her she'll probably dump a
16:57bucket of pigs blood on my head at least she's vegan so you know be synthetic
17:02maybe Jake like campaign for you guys to reignite something because I heard
17:08rumblings that him and Chelsea aren't doing too hot right now whoo trouble and
17:13cheaters paradise shocker where did you even hear that anyway I don't even
17:19remember you know gossip travels that looks pretty good but it could also be
17:26your newfound popularity from dating Damon it hasn't exactly gone unnoticed that you
17:31get picked up on a motorcycle every single day yes Damon my knight in shining
17:37armor who can't even be bothered to take his girlfriend to her school dance I
17:42mean at least he's hot so hot it's so weird that Joey didn't ask you to be a
17:51state um not that weird we haven't talked in a while why I thought you were
17:55starting to dig him as soon as I figured out that our names couldn't have one of
17:58those cool celebrity abbreviations it was over before it began Jay Zowie
18:04Zoe absolutely not well more Zoe for me nothing's gonna keep us apart oh it's
18:13Damon oh it's Damon or should I say Claremont can I call you back to finish this
18:20yeah you can Claremont but you better cuz we need to finish this look okay bye
18:27hey beautif what's up with your eyes not finished yet you look like Amy Whitehouse
18:35on a Tuesday morning Zoe is giving me a tutorial for the dance tonight
18:39oh yes I almost forgot who I was speaking with my sincerest apologies your royalness
18:45I know how you can make it up to me
18:48nope come on you're seriously gonna let me do this alone you're not gonna be alone I
18:54thought you were wrong with Zoe plus if you listen very carefully I bet you can
18:58hear Jake yep there's Jake bouncing off the walls dude is pumped yeah because
19:04dances are super fun and even more fun if you have a date like he does yeah for
19:09now what do you mean Chelsea's been soft ghosting him I don't think she's that
19:13excited about the dance why could that be because yours truly got nominated and she
19:20didn't oh yeah I'm sure that's it I bet that is it she's gonna be so pissed if I
19:27wouldn't Queen for the night she's gonna be so pissed if I wouldn't Queen for the
19:33night and then you know for the rest of the school year because I would have to
19:37play in prom and then the homecoming queen normally becomes the prom queen and
19:41then I seriously doubt she's thinking about this a quarter as much as you are
19:44how could she not be because nobody cares about this King Queen stuff as much as you
19:51and Jake it's lame easy for you to say you got nominated all four years and didn't
19:56even show up I get this seems like a big deal to you now but I promise when you
19:59get out of high school you'll realize none of this stuff matters Wow and you
20:07think Chelsea has already reached this higher consciousness no I'm not talking
20:11about her you know come to think of it if you both are so mature maybe you
20:15should skip the dance together get a cheese board and you know talk about all
20:18the super important adult stuff that actually matters someone my age is
20:26calling I didn't mean to Claire bye
20:36I need to fix this hey Jake Claire hey um thanks for picking up whoa did did Zoe do this to you it's a
20:48work in progress what's up cool um I just wanted to call you and touch base and
20:56just you know make sure that things don't get awkward tonight you mean if we win oh
21:04we're gonna win is Chelsea gonna be upset if win we win if if she looks up from her phone long enough to notice maybe oh
21:16oh texting someone else be a shame if she were in like a secret relationship that
21:21would suck look Claire I know that I can never apologize enough for I did but I
21:28really am sorry I didn't mean to hurt you and if I could take it back I would it's
21:37fine it's fine it's fine just at least she'll be there Damon won't even come yeah I never really
21:46understood his thing with dances I mean like we always had a great time I know it's a
21:52chance to get like dressed up and have fun and make grand romantic gestures jinx
21:58don't tell anyone that I just said that well is that the dress that you've been
22:06seeing since freshman year yeah I can't believe I'll finally be able to wear it
22:11and I can't believe this will be our first high school dance where we aren't going together yeah
22:20you neither I hope we win so we at least get one dance together well how about either way we
22:31make it happen one dance before the night's over deal as long as you promise not to step on my
22:39dress like you did junior year that was sophomore year it was both fine as long as you promise not
22:48to bust out your grandma moves what you mean this one oh god my eyes stop it my eyes
22:56what like you can do better oh come on anyone can do better than whatever that was let's see by all
23:07means oh sorry Chelsea's calling me I should get it I'll see you later yeah yeah see ya
23:37hello hello just trying to show you what you're missing wow you look incredible thanks are you
24:01are you going somewhere yeah there's a cheese board with my name on it I need to get to
24:05look I'm sorry about before I know it's just a stupid dance but it's my last homecoming and
24:13I don't know I really wanted you to be there yeah I'm sorry too I I should have known how important
24:18it was to you it's okay how do you how do you do this you're getting pretty dressed up to eat a
24:25cheese board with your brother's girlfriend if you think I'm gonna let my brother have all the fun
24:30you're crazy is this gonna match your dress you're coming and you got me a corsage is it against the
24:39rule to bring your own crowns I just want to make sure people know who the true king and queen are
24:43my grandmother just cute wait what nothing nothing I'm just talking to myself okay well how about a little
24:51less chit-chat a little more boogie come on clear we got a homecoming to get to and I for one am wearing
24:57my dancing shoes
24:58yes yes yes it is so sad are you watching hockey right now what no
25:27no I mean I'm I'm not not watching hockey oh come on babe tell me some slack it's my birthday
25:35tomorrow these are two of my favorite teams this is a classic Damon anybody who's anybody has seen
25:40this classics just code for old I don't know why I bother trying to culture you anyway what's the
25:48plans for tomorrow birthday boy well since I've been away for two weeks I was thinking I could kiss your
25:54face for the first half of the day and then you know we got the party later
25:57crap crap crap
26:01um Nico guitar flames is calling who's that
26:07I I completely forgot I have a lesson now
26:12is this why you've gotten so into the guitar lately
26:15hey my favorite student and my favorite students friend
26:23we were just watching the long way and we lost track of time
26:27oh yes I see you took my recommendation such a classic
26:32boyfriend
26:34what
26:36I'm not her friend I'm her boyfriend
26:38oh lucky guy
26:40who was just leaving
26:42hi demon
26:44I mean I can stay
26:45I'd love to see what you two have been working so hard on lately
26:48but no
26:49I I mean
26:50no
26:51no
26:52she's right
26:53music is so personal
26:54so intimate
26:56something to be shared between two
26:57or three
26:58oh no almost never three
27:00young love such a beautiful thing
27:06love who said
27:08I I don't we
27:10I
27:11I we don't
27:12um
27:13have you ever been in love
27:15of course
27:18yeah I've been in love a bunch of times
27:21I mean I'm not a
27:22not a bunch of times
27:24the normal amount of times
27:26there's just a lot of pressure
27:28on when to say it
27:30you know
27:30there's just
27:31there's a lot of stress
27:32and then yeah
27:32you know who should say it first
27:33or when you should say it
27:35or if
27:36if they'll ever say it back
27:38and
27:38maybe I can help you find a way to say it
27:41should we begin
27:47should we begin
27:50yeah
27:51Damon
27:59hey Zoe
28:00what's up
28:01how are you doing
28:02I'm good
28:03that's awesome
28:07I'm
28:07I'm also good
28:08you know
28:09I've been away at training camp
28:10for a couple weeks
28:11coming home tomorrow
28:12so
28:13here's a funny
28:15little question
28:16for you
28:17Claire's guitar teacher
28:19Nico
28:22yeah
28:23he's not even that good looking
28:26like at all
28:26oh no he's a solid 9.5
28:29and then him playing guitar
28:30takes him to about a 12
28:31I just think it's
28:32it's weird
28:33you know
28:34we
28:34she's doubled her lessons
28:36while I've been away
28:37and
28:37we're watching movies
28:38they both like
28:39wouldn't you feel a little bit weird
28:41about your girlfriend
28:42hanging out with some
28:43guitar player
28:44multiple times a week
28:45I thought you said he wasn't
28:46good looking
28:46Zoe
28:48okay
28:49I wouldn't feel great about it
28:52but
28:53I'd be
28:54confident in my relationship
28:55I would know that
28:57she really wants to be with me
28:58and not him
28:59I just don't get it
29:01I mean
29:01she's being so
29:02secretive about it
29:03I haven't even heard her
29:04play anything
29:05yeah Damon
29:07I don't know
29:08don't you have any
29:09guy friends to call about this
29:10who am I going to talk to
29:11Zoe
29:12guys don't talk about stuff
29:13if only you knew somebody
29:14that dated Claire
29:15and knew her really
29:16really well
29:17Jake
29:18yeah
29:19is that weird
29:20I mean it can't be
29:21weirder than you calling me
29:22about this
29:23yeah okay
29:24you're right
29:25you're good friends though
29:27Claire's lucky to have you
29:28on her side
29:28don't stress
29:29I'm sure there's absolutely
29:31nothing to worry about
29:32plus isn't it your birthday tomorrow
29:34focus on that
29:35yeah
29:36thanks y'all
29:37I'll see you tomorrow
29:38hey birthday boy
29:50not until tomorrow
29:52where's Jake
29:52he's in the shower
29:53he just got back from practice
29:55and he's disgusting
29:56I was totally
29:58going to wish you
29:58happy birthday
29:59but I didn't have your number
30:01yeah let's keep it that way
30:02so what's on the agenda
30:04what time am I picking you up tonight
30:06kidding
30:07obviously
30:08does perfect Claire
30:09have a perfect little date planned
30:11other than running off
30:12the guitar teacher
30:13probably not
30:14oh that's right
30:15she starts dying with Nico
30:16wait you know Nico
30:18yeah
30:19I set them up
30:20he's amazing
30:21so so talented
30:23so
30:24so talented
30:25what do you mean
30:27you set them up
30:28well
30:28she was saying a few weeks ago
30:30at the house
30:30that she's been wanting to learn
30:31so
30:31yeah I don't know
30:33I suggested Nico
30:34oh great
30:34so this is your fault
30:35thanks a lot
30:36where was I
30:37sitting right next to her
30:38not listening
30:39per usual
30:40that's not
30:42that's not true
30:43I listen
30:44whatever
30:45anyway
30:47out of the kindness
30:48of my generous heart
30:49I suggested Nico
30:50every girl should have
30:51a few lessons with him
30:53he teaches you
30:54so much
30:55I wouldn't expect
30:57your smashed hockey brain
30:58to understand
30:58what exactly
31:00wouldn't I understand
31:00what exactly
31:02wouldn't I understand
31:03music
31:04art
31:05culture
31:06languages
31:06you're not like
31:08afraid she's gonna
31:09ditch you for a guy
31:10she can actually
31:11have a conversation with
31:12are you
31:13but we have
31:14conversations Chelsea
31:15is Jake out of
31:16the shower yet
31:17oh yeah
31:18but what huh
31:19hockey
31:20and then hockey
31:21oh of course
31:22right
31:22there's always
31:23hockey
31:23seriously though
31:25Damon
31:25hockey's like
31:26your one true love
31:27and it's kind of
31:28boring
31:28I love other things
31:30like what
31:31like Claire
31:32and I don't want her
31:33running off with
31:34some guitar playing
31:36art culture
31:38looking
31:38snob
31:40alright
31:40look
31:42I'm not saying
31:43I'm an expert
31:44on all things
31:45Claire
31:45but
31:45dating brothers
31:47has
31:47forced us
31:48to hang out
31:48with each other
31:49more than
31:49either of us
31:50would have liked
31:50and
31:51she's actually
31:52kind of
31:52interesting
31:54so
31:56maybe you should
31:57at least
31:57pretend to care
31:58about some of
31:58the things
31:59she likes
31:59yeah
32:00it's actually
32:01not terrible
32:02advice
32:02considered my
32:05birthday gift
32:06to you
32:06gee
32:07thanks a lot
32:08so
32:09what are you
32:10still doing
32:10here
32:11go
32:11before she
32:12hires
32:12Nico
32:12to be
32:13her boyfriend
32:13at your
32:13party
32:14tomorrow
32:14bye
32:16so
32:17what are you
32:18still doing
32:18here
32:18go
32:19before she
32:19hires
32:20Nico
32:20to be
32:20her boyfriend
32:21at your
32:21party
32:21tomorrow
32:22bye
32:24yeah
32:25yeah
32:25okay
32:25whatever
32:25thanks
32:26bye
32:27hey
32:40I was just
32:42going to call
32:42you
32:42you're all
32:43dressed up
32:44Damon
32:45I've been
32:47wanting to tell
32:48you how I feel
32:48and
32:49and I
32:50this was going
32:51to be a birthday
32:51surprise
32:52but
32:52I just
32:54I didn't think
32:56you're the cream
33:12in my coffee
33:13you're the apple
33:14in my eye
33:15you make me want
33:16to laugh
33:17when I think
33:18I'm gonna cry
33:19like you're the one
33:21so there's one thing
33:22I must do
33:23I have to say
33:28I
33:31I love you
33:32I love you too
33:35moment stealer
33:38I'm sorry
33:39but I needed you
33:40to know it
33:41I love you so much
33:42Claire
33:42and I'm sorry
33:44that I got weird
33:45earlier
33:45but I talked to Zoe
33:46and
33:46you talked to Zoe
33:47yeah
33:47and she told me
33:49not to worry
33:49and she told me
33:50that she always
33:51has your back
33:51which I love
33:52hello
33:54and I talked
33:56to Chelsea
33:56ew
33:57why didn't you
33:57talk to Chelsea
33:58I don't know
33:58she sucks
33:59but she did say
34:01one thing
34:02that wasn't terrible
34:02I want to make
34:04more of an effort
34:04to share your interests
34:05Claire
34:06I want to watch
34:07whatever you want
34:08to watch
34:08and talk about
34:09musicals
34:10even the old ones
34:11I don't care
34:12just
34:12no subtitles
34:14deal
34:14deal
34:15okay
34:17babe
34:19yeah
34:20do you think
34:21I could finish
34:21my song
34:22I work really
34:23hard on it
34:24yes
34:24please
34:25blue
34:31white
34:31baby
34:32as bright
34:33as the sky
34:34hit it in the cloud
34:35but never felt so high
34:37I think you're the one
34:39so there's one thing
34:40I must do
34:41I have to say
34:46I love you
34:49did you change your pillowcases
34:58no
34:59Claire did not leave them there
35:01that looks like trash
35:03do you have time to do a load of laundry
35:05not really
35:06but yeah
35:07did you get the champagne
35:09yes
35:10chocolates
35:11rose petals
35:13massage oils
35:14scented candles
35:15all of that
35:15Claire
35:17I'm playing with you
35:18I literally don't understand
35:20why you're freaking out right now
35:21one
35:21Damon's been in your room
35:23and two
35:23you're not a virgin
35:24I'm a virgin to
35:25sleeping with brothers
35:27true
35:27that's awkward
35:29is there a term for that
35:31sleeping
35:32with
35:33brothers
35:34please
35:37do not ever google that
35:40ever
35:41you're not helping
35:42so
35:43look
35:43this is a big night
35:45after tonight
35:46that's it
35:47what do you mean
35:47this is it
35:48like
35:49me and Damon
35:50there's no going back
35:51going back to what
35:53to Jake
35:54have you guys been
35:55talking or something
35:56no
35:57not talking
35:58just
35:59I don't know
36:01we dated for so long
36:02it feels like a
36:03betrayal
36:03you know
36:04and plus I know
36:07Chelsea broke up with him
36:08so I know he's not in a good place
36:10about time
36:12she dragged that on long enough
36:14what's that supposed to be
36:15nothing Claire
36:16I don't think you sleeping with your boyfriend
36:18is a betrayal
36:19you're good
36:20you think they'll talk about it
36:21oh my god
36:23what if they compare notes
36:24oh god that's so awkward
36:26I think the only one that gets to do the comparing
36:28is you
36:29plus Damon is gonna be
36:31ten times better than Jake
36:32think about all that experience
36:34why would you say that
36:36so
36:36I didn't even think of it like that
36:38he's been with so many girls
36:42what if he thinks
36:43I don't know what I'm doing
36:44god
36:46thinks a lot
36:46it's just what I needed
36:48that's
36:48literally not what I meant
36:50at
36:50all
36:51it's Damon
36:53wish me luck
36:55bye
36:56hey
37:01you are definitely
37:05running late
37:06but since you are shirtless
37:09and you probably smell good
37:10I'll let it slide
37:11you are definitely
37:14running late
37:15but since you are
37:16shirtless
37:17and you probably smell good
37:19I'll let it slide
37:20hey uh
37:22so I got some news
37:22bad news
37:24no
37:25just uh
37:26do you remember
37:26Natasha
37:27Natasha
37:29your
37:30super hot ex
37:31who ran away
37:32to like live off the land
37:33in Japan
37:34ride her bicycle
37:35across Thailand
37:36but yeah great
37:37so you remember
37:38she's back
37:39oh
37:40so it's horrible news
37:42I know we're supposed to hang tonight
37:43do you mind if I rain check
37:44do I mind if you bail
37:46to run off with a literal model
37:49who also happens to be
37:50your ex-girlfriend
37:51hmm
37:52let me think about that
37:53I know it's a little bit weird
37:55but I promise
37:56she just wants to stop by
37:57show me some pictures
37:58and she's leaving again
37:59in like a week
38:00wait wait
38:00she's coming over to your place
38:02why can't you just
38:03insta-stalk her
38:04like any normal ex-boyfriend
38:06actually
38:09uh
38:09do not
38:10she is the
38:11literal girl version of you
38:13that's exactly why we didn't work
38:14trust me
38:15it's strictly a friend name
38:16I don't know
38:17I know who you guys were
38:18when you were together
38:19you couldn't keep your hands
38:20off each other
38:21yeah
38:21now I can't keep my hands
38:23off you
38:23I'm being serious
38:25we both have exes
38:26Claire
38:27come on
38:27don't forget I had to watch you
38:29date my brother for two years
38:30don't forget I had to watch you
38:31date my brother for two years
38:33ok I don't want to fight
38:35I just
38:36I really wanted to spend time with you tonight
38:38I was hoping this could be our special
38:41she's here
38:42I gotta go
38:43love you
38:44I know I said I wanted updates
38:58but definitely did not mean in real time
39:00ha ha
39:01funny
39:02you know what else is funny
39:04Damon running off with his ex-girlfriend
39:07wow
39:07which one
39:09please don't say Natasha
39:10didn't she move to the Philippines?
39:16Thailand
39:16and just for the year
39:18sadly
39:19Damon finally moving on
39:21must have triggered her spidey sense
39:23and now she's returned
39:24to ruin my perfect night
39:25Claire
39:26she's an influencer
39:27not a comic book villain
39:29same difference
39:30ok
39:30Natasha's back
39:31but that doesn't have to mean anything
39:33was Damon acting
39:34excited or weird?
39:36he showered
39:37ok
39:38he's pretty
39:40he does that
39:41anything else?
39:44I trust Damon
39:45I don't trust her
39:46shit
39:49she just posted a story
39:50I can't look at it
39:52she'll know
39:52she has 80,000 followers
39:54she's not gonna see your name
39:55I can't look Zoe
39:57you look
39:58what is it?
40:02are they kissing?
40:04are they back together?
40:05ok maybe you should look at it
40:06so you can stop freaking out
40:08why would you have me look at that?
40:16ugh
40:17this is it
40:21you're gonna get married
40:22have two and a half kids
40:23and have a yurt in Iceland
40:25you know I did hear that Reykjavik
40:27is really beautiful in springtime actually
40:29again with the not helping
40:33this was supposed to be
40:34our biggest night of our lives
40:35I'm allowed to be disappointed
40:37but you're being insane
40:38Damon loves you
40:40he's not getting back together with Natasha
40:42did you see the photo?
40:44he is supposed to be drinking
40:45and snuggling with me
40:47not her
40:48they're not
40:49snuggling
40:49and to be fair
40:51you didn't tell him about this perfect night
40:52so you can't be mad at him
40:54for not being a mind reader
40:55you didn't tell him about this perfect night
40:57so you can't be mad at him
40:59for not being a mind reader
41:00what's going on?
41:02why are you taking my side on this?
41:05nothing's wrong with me
41:06I'm just saying that like
41:07whatever
41:09I gotta go
41:10don't trip
41:11I'm sure it'll be fine
41:12hi
41:26you calling from Reykjavik?
41:28what?
41:30nothing
41:30where are you?
41:32I thought you were hanging out with Natasha
41:34uh yeah I was
41:35but you know
41:36there's only so many pictures of Thailand
41:37a person can take
41:38what happened?
41:40nothing
41:40what?
41:41nothing
41:41nothing
41:42nothing
41:42or something nothing
41:44you were right
41:45that was a bad idea
41:47it was stupid for me to think
41:48we could just hang as friends
41:49she hasn't changed at all
41:51I mean she invited me to go to Bali with her
41:53and
41:53she tried to kiss me
41:55wait
41:56you kissed?
41:58no
41:58no
41:59she tried
41:59look
42:00I'm really sorry Claire
42:01I shouldn't have put myself in that position
42:03did you want to kiss her?
42:05no way
42:06are you kidding?
42:07you're the only person I want to kiss
42:08like
42:09ever
42:09why don't you
42:11say that to my face?
42:13why don't you let me up?
42:14I'm outside
42:15you're here?
42:18wait
42:18are you sure?
42:19I only have 700 followers
42:21please
42:22you know she bought all those followers right?
42:24what?
42:25100%
42:26but
42:27do I see some black silk under there?
42:30I'm much more interested in that
42:31come on
42:31let me up
42:33keep going now
42:40target zone for the tree
42:41punch it
42:41right for the front of the face
42:43palms are down
42:43elbows are tight
42:45there
42:45we go
42:46now
42:47Damon's texted me
42:48I love you
42:49three times since this morning
42:51who need to get some mushy after sex?
42:54that's awesome
42:55and he took me out for breakfast
42:57did I say that already?
42:59like four times
43:00warming it up
43:01oh well now I guess I said it five
43:02anyway
43:03did you hear that Natasha pays for her followers?
43:06how embarrassing
43:08and sad is that?
43:10Damon was talking about how
43:12uppercuts
43:12target zone
43:13where is it?
43:13underneath the chin
43:14elbow tight to the body
43:15now
43:16wow
43:17wow
43:17that's actually the first question you've asked me in months
43:21whoa
43:23are you mad at me?
43:24not mad
43:24I'm just
43:25tired
43:26well we can pause it
43:28I mean
43:29no Claire
43:29I'm tired of this
43:31one-sided friendship dance
43:32that we've been doing
43:33since you started dating Damon
43:34I don't know what you're talking about
43:36you realize that
43:37we were supposed to go to homecoming together right?
43:39and then Damon came
43:40and the only time you call me is to
43:42ask or talk about Damon
43:44and now Damon's calling me to talk about you
43:46and I am tired of it
43:48we're supposed to be best friends
43:50right?
43:50I am your best friend
43:51no
43:51I'm your best friend
43:53and you've been asleep at the wheel
43:54I am your best friend
43:56no
43:56I'm your best friend
43:58and you've been asleep at the wheel
43:59well I'm sorry I'm talking a little too much about my boyfriend
44:02but I don't think it's fair to say that I've been a bad friend
44:05I mean
44:06well I think a good friend would notice that their best friend
44:08has been going through something huge the past few months
44:12oh my god
44:13what?
44:14Zoe are you okay?
44:15yeah
44:16I'm actually great
44:18I've been seeing someone and it's getting pretty serious
44:22but it's been exhausting
44:24not being able to just talk to you about it
44:27you can talk to me about anything
44:28this is so exciting
44:30who is it?
44:31it's not important
44:32what do you mean it's not important?
44:34I want to know who stole my bestie's heart
44:37come on
44:38she didn't steal anything
44:39it just kind of happened
44:41I didn't think we'd get along so well but
44:44she's just perfect
44:47okay
44:48so we've established it's a girl
44:51I mean that shrinks the pool a little
44:54but you still haven't given me a good enough hint
44:56okay maybe she's not perfect
44:58and it's just like the honeymoon phase talking
45:00I don't know
45:01I don't know what we are
45:03it's like we're dating
45:05but we haven't put a label on it yet
45:08I guess it's just like a little bit more complicated for Chelsea
45:12what does Chelsea have to do with this?
45:16because I'm the first girl she's ever been with
45:18I guess it's just like a little bit more complicated for Chelsea
45:22what does Chelsea have to do with this?
45:26because I'm the first girl she's ever been with
45:28hold on
45:30you're dating Chelsea?
45:33like ruined my life Chelsea
45:36are you kidding me?
45:38we hate Chelsea!
45:40you know she broke up with Jake and he's like devastated right?
45:43okay but we don't care about Jake
45:45we care about me right?
45:46so you're the other woman now
45:48that's not fair
45:49especially because she wasn't even that into him
45:52I'm sorry what?
45:53she weaseled into our two year relationship
45:56because she wasn't that into him?
45:59Claire why are you so wrapped up in that?
46:01aren't you in heaven with Damon?
46:02because I haven't heard you shut up about him
46:04in the last three months
46:05well I'm sorry I didn't shut up long enough
46:08to hear of your disastrous plan
46:09to date the she devil herself
46:12I would have talked you out of it
46:13you don't even know her Claire
46:15seems like I don't know either of you
46:17and whose fault is that?
46:19listen I can tell you
46:21exactly what Damon had for breakfast
46:23but as soon as I share an important detail
46:25of my love life for once
46:26you get up on your high horse
46:28and you rain judgment on everyone below you
46:31I'm over it
46:33well that went well
46:44uh oh
46:45how bad
46:46if a dumpster fire filled with fuzzy puppies
46:49was a tin
46:50then that was a 14.7
46:53gross
46:53I'm sorry babe
46:55I know it couldn't happen easy
46:57but
46:57at least Claire stopped talking long enough
46:59for you to tell her
47:00that feels like a small win
47:01I guess
47:02I don't know
47:03it's hard
47:05because I don't even know
47:06what I'm supposed to be telling her
47:07like I didn't say that you were my girlfriend
47:09because
47:09you and Jake just broke up
47:11and I totally respect that
47:12I think
47:13after last night
47:15it's pretty safe to say you're my girlfriend Zoe
47:17cool
47:20cool
47:22Chelsea I really like you
47:25and I haven't been this happy with someone in a long time
47:29I just wish that Claire could get her head out of her butt for five seconds to be excited for me
47:35whatever
47:36I don't need her
47:39I have you
47:40as much as I'd love to have Claire out of my life forever
47:43you guys have way too much history to throw it away
47:46but that dumpster fire I was talking about
47:48yeah it's active
47:50babe
47:50babe
47:50I'm serious
47:51you guys have been friends forever
47:53and I'm sure you've taken your turns over the years being the needy one
47:56babe
47:57I'm serious
47:58you guys have been friends forever
48:00and I'm sure you've taken your turns over the years being the needy one
48:03yeah well
48:04her 90 days have expired
48:06they're done
48:07I'm over it
48:08I've never known you to be the type to not say what's on your mind
48:12but
48:12for some reason with Claire you just bottled up
48:15and it's like
48:15it's like you forgot how to stand up for yourself
48:18well she dominates every single conversation with
48:21me and Damon did this and me and Damon did that
48:24so you're telling me you haven't had a single chance to tell her about us
48:28or about how you were feeling
48:29or you may be holding back because you knew how she'd respond
48:32maybe
48:35Claire's the one who needs to apologize
48:37but she's not the only one in the wrong
48:40why do you have to be so perfect?
48:46bad habit
48:47all right
48:50let me figure this out
48:51okay call me back
48:53bye
48:54hey what's going on?
48:59Chelsea?
49:00did I open a curse box?
49:01was I a serial killer in a past life?
49:04what horrible karma am I due
49:06that Chelsea exists to date everyone I love?
49:08she hasn't dated me
49:09I will literally murder
49:11she hasn't dated me
49:12I will literally murder
49:14sounds like you'll be a serial killer in this life too
49:17why aren't you more bothered by this?
49:19don't you feel bad for Jake?
49:20no do you?
49:23no
49:23look she has just weaseled her way through our entire friend group
49:27and I'm sick of it
49:28I thought you guys were becoming butts
49:29didn't she set you up with Miko?
49:31oh yeah
49:32another way how she's ruined our lives
49:34why can't she just stay in her lane?
49:39what?
49:40nothing
49:41I just
49:42I hope you weren't like this with Zoe
49:44I think it's cool
49:45Zoe's never really had a relationship stick
49:47has she?
49:48so maybe the fact that she's bringing this up to you
49:51could be something serious
49:53why'd she wait so long to tell me then?
49:56maybe because she knew you were going to act like you did
49:58okay
49:59so you think I'm the jerk
50:01no
50:02no
50:02I just
50:03I think it's
50:04maybe it's your turn to be the best friend
50:06yeah the best friend to someone who's just screamed at me
50:09Zoe's literally never screamed at anyone
50:12she's the chillest person I know
50:13I'm sorry to say it babe
50:15you know I'm on your side
50:16but
50:16if she's this upset
50:18I was wrong
50:20you're still very cute though
50:22and I bet you're even cuter when you apologize
50:25not that I've ever seen it but
50:27I'm sure we'll get there one day
50:29don't hold your breath
50:31okay
50:34I am going to give her the best
50:38best friend apology she's ever had
50:40you got this
50:41I'm proud of you
50:42and thanks for loving me
50:44even though I'm a
50:45teeny tiny bit difficult
50:48of course
50:49you got this
50:51pick up
50:56please pick up
50:57never have I ever
51:01been the biggest jerk in the history of the world
51:03I was gonna say
51:05been so selfish to someone
51:07who's always been there for me
51:09but
51:09yours works too
51:10I messed up
51:12you messed up big time
51:14I know
51:15I freaked
51:16I'm just
51:17I'm so tired of hearing Chelsea's name
51:19but
51:21that
51:22doesn't matter
51:23because this isn't about me
51:26well you're gonna be hearing it a lot more
51:28seriously Claire
51:31I've never felt this way about anybody before
51:33I think she might be
51:36my person
51:38if you're happy
51:40I'm happy
51:42truly
51:43look I love you
51:45so
51:45you're my best friend
51:47and I'm yours
51:49and you are not allowed to replace me
51:51you're my best friend
51:52and I'm yours
51:54and you are not allowed to replace me
51:56you know there's an app for that
51:58best friend for hire
51:59yeah but
52:00unfortunately
52:01they don't seem to have anybody as good as you
52:04I checked
52:05I'm sorry too
52:11I should've told you way sooner
52:13it's just I was afraid that you were gonna freak out
52:16which
52:16you did
52:17and I know Chelsea's probably the worst person for this to happen with
52:21but
52:21if you guys just gave each other a chance
52:23I'm
52:24sure you would get along
52:25wait
52:27Chelsea doesn't like me
52:30but if
52:33you like her
52:34I guess
52:35she can't be all that bad
52:37now
52:40spill the deets
52:41you have dirt to catch me up on
52:43well let's just say last night wasn't just
52:46your special night
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