- 3 months ago
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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep.
00:00:18Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Hey, Dad, um, I'm stuck, and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Lee.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41Wait, me?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:49You must have a death wish.
00:00:50Oh, God.
00:00:54You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:03Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:18What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You get away from me, creep.
00:01:33Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:45Mr. Collins?
00:01:54That's in his...
00:01:55best friend?
00:01:56You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:17Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22You want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:40He's buffering him.
00:02:44Something wrong?
00:02:47Um.
00:02:47Your arm is...
00:02:52Wet.
00:02:55From the rain.
00:02:58Wipe it, then.
00:02:59There's no rain up there.
00:03:23Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:31Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:35beating up sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:45Come to think of it,
00:03:46I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:49I don't do small talk.
00:03:54Okay, then.
00:03:59Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:01I need to pick something up.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:04I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up.
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:09Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me
00:04:16and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:19If I take you,
00:04:23will you shut up?
00:04:24Yes.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:34You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:48It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:04When you're done checking me out,
00:05:31I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:35That was a yawn.
00:05:36Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:38It's past your bedtime.
00:05:42Stop calling me kid.
00:05:44You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:07This is a small kickback.
00:06:09Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:12Does your dad know about that?
00:06:14Well,
00:06:15maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:19I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:20but he doesn't live here.
00:06:22And neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:24I live here now.
00:06:25He put me in charge.
00:06:27And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:28Wait, Chris.
00:06:29No, please.
00:06:29Please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:35You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:47I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:52and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:01Or not.
00:07:02Either way,
00:07:04I have to stay here
00:07:04until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:13Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:21I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:24It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:27This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him.
00:07:30This is a sick fuck.
00:07:31You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here
00:07:40or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:50You are not living here.
00:07:52I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:07:59You better not show your face in there.
00:08:04I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:14God damn it.
00:08:16Promise to Mark.
00:08:17God damn it.
00:08:18I don't need a babysitter.
00:08:22No!
00:08:25Whoa!
00:08:27Who's this poor grandpa?
00:08:29Grandpa?
00:08:31He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:33Huh?
00:08:34Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:45I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:47Apparently, this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:50And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:08:59Hi, hi. Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh. I didn't miss it.
00:09:10It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:18Thanks, Heather.
00:09:19Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:22Enjoy the party!
00:09:27I guess this bottle and the gallon makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:33Where's Harper?
00:09:35Harper?
00:09:38Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:47I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:49I don't like talking.
00:09:52Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:54Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:57Talk or no talk?
00:10:00You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:04For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:06Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:10Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:17Huh?
00:10:19He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:22I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:27Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:40Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:43Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:47Ew!
00:10:47Yeah, okay, yeah, of course you can.
00:10:49You're, you're, like, your school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks.
00:10:54You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:59We're, we're friends?
00:11:01Of course!
00:11:03I have to pee.
00:11:05Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:10What dirt can I find?
00:11:28Oh, this is gold!
00:11:34Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:40Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:58I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:00Okay.
00:12:13The hell?
00:12:21Attention, everybody!
00:12:23Hello!
00:12:23You all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary?
00:12:38Let's see.
00:12:40Dear diary,
00:12:42Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:48Aw, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:52No!
00:12:57I just need to give it back!
00:13:02Dad's friend, Chris, is, like, a DILF.
00:13:06That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:10And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:14You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:21Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:23No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:25Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:28Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:32Let's go right down.
00:13:37Let's go right down.
00:13:45Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:47Fuck this.
00:13:58Fuck this.
00:13:58Not really, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, y'all.
00:14:03No.
00:14:04Cut him out.
00:14:04It's the only joke.
00:14:05spite your dad's side here.
00:14:07What are you looking for?
00:14:09Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser, Fred?
00:14:30You were supposed to get rid of him.
00:14:32Come to her party, take advantage of her kindness, and you make fun of her family life.
00:14:42It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:44The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:49Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:53First, that's enough.
00:14:56Let her go.
00:14:59One last.
00:15:02What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:06You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:08You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:10Let's get one thing straight there.
00:15:12Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:15If you mess with her again...
00:15:18Fuck you up.
00:15:22Harper literally just grew up.
00:15:24I don't give a fuck.
00:15:25Everyone out!
00:15:27The fuck out!
00:15:32What the hell was that?
00:15:38What the hell was that?
00:15:40She hurt you.
00:15:48She hurt you.
00:15:48Chris, I'm fine.
00:15:48Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:15:54Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:15:56You're crying.
00:15:56Why are you crying?
00:15:58I don't understand.
00:15:59Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:00They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:01I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:05Stupid, I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox, you just embarrassed me in front of me and she's the queen of our schools.
00:16:12I said stop!
00:16:14I said stop!
00:16:16I said stop!
00:16:18I said stop!
00:16:21I don't care if she runs the school, we'll find you another school.
00:16:23I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:23I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:24and she's the queen of ours i said stop
00:16:27i said stop i don't care if she runs the school we'll find you another school i'm here to keep
00:16:37you safe keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students just because you run
00:16:43some sort of shady business i choose my next words very carefully i told you just stop calling me
00:16:53and i told you to stop acting like love oh yeah if i'm such a kid what's that breast against my leg
00:17:06sorry kid that's my gun you're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on
00:17:17you better not be here tomorrow
00:17:21please tell me you're gone
00:17:37better not be a single t-shirt in there chris collins i swear
00:17:45i don't care what my dad says
00:17:48god
00:17:56what
00:18:03what kind of freak is my dad friends with
00:18:13no
00:18:15no no no no no it's gonna not be happening he's gonna be back in a second
00:18:22you know if you weren't played could have just asked
00:18:33i don't want to i don't want to play what do you even do with these you perv oh i'm the perv
00:18:42you're the one who came into my room into my closet when i wasn't here
00:18:46i was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here
00:18:52uncuff me
00:18:55what are your manners say please
00:19:03i don't have time for your games old man
00:19:09you and i are going to establish some ground rules
00:19:21are you ready to listen like a good little girl
00:19:24or am i going to have to keep you cuffed up all day
00:19:27rule number one
00:19:32there was a lot
00:19:34scarier shit out there
00:19:37kiddo
00:19:37you just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it
00:19:40so when i tell you that i'm here to protect you
00:19:44you better listen to everything i say
00:19:46i can take care of myself
00:19:48rule number two
00:19:50no talking back
00:19:51i am the last guy
00:19:54you want to piss off
00:19:56rule number three
00:20:02don't start any games
00:20:07you're not ready to play
00:20:09so what else do you have planned today
00:20:26my plans are none of your concern
00:20:32here in the regular no violent non-mafia america
00:20:37we have this thing called privacy
00:20:40you can have your privacy
00:20:42until sunset
00:20:45what does that mean
00:20:47you have curfew
00:20:52how's my daughter
00:21:14um hot
00:21:17what was that
00:21:18uh
00:21:19she's hot-headed
00:21:21why the hell did i say that
00:21:22that's why you're watching her and not me
00:21:24is she back from class
00:21:26she was supposed to be back from class hours ago
00:21:29chris
00:21:30is my daughter okay
00:21:31she's fine mark
00:21:33good
00:21:33you're my best friend
00:21:35you're the only one i trust to keep her safe
00:21:38you better have a good excuse when i find you
00:21:47you better have a good excuse when i find you
00:21:58You're a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:23Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble and you're in a goddamn strip club.
00:22:30Oh, excuse me. We're filming. Filming? Filming what? Some real hot stuff. Now beat it, Grandpa. Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:51I'm looking for Harper Reeves. It says her location is here. So step aside before I make you.
00:22:57Nope. Harper is my best friend. And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for-
00:23:02Hey! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
00:23:07He looks so sexy. Keep going.
00:23:14Harper?
00:23:15Harper?
00:23:15Harper?
00:23:21You shouldn't be here. You shouldn't be here. I tried to stop him.
00:23:29Hey!
00:23:31No, Harper. You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place. What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:35It's for a class project. Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:39Class my ass. Is that what you want to-
00:23:41You told her to get her here? I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:44Chris, stop!
00:23:45Not until I pummel this creep. Then the camera's next.
00:23:48Hey, wait, wait, wait. Not the camera. Cost a thousand dollars.
00:23:51You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:54That is enough!
00:24:10These look amazing, Harper!
00:24:12Oh, my best friend is so sexy!
00:24:14Wait until the whole class sees this.
00:24:15No one's going to see these. Deleting them.
00:24:18What? That is art! Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.
00:24:28See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:34Your choice.
00:24:35Camera it is.
00:24:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:44You asshole!
00:24:46If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down your throat.
00:24:53You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:55What the fuck is your problem?
00:24:58We're leaving. Now.
00:25:11So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:16I did it for your own good.
00:25:18You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:21You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:25You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:29Like a piece of meat.
00:25:31My classmate?
00:25:33It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:38Jealous?
00:25:40Jealous?
00:25:45You're cute, Harper.
00:25:46I'll give you that.
00:25:48And those things you do?
00:25:51They're cute too.
00:25:53You know what's not cute?
00:25:56Me jealous.
00:25:58Now you were right. I'm in some shady business.
00:26:00And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:03But you better not test me.
00:26:05Or I'll break you.
00:26:09In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:11Well, guess what?
00:26:12You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:15Just admit that you want me.
00:26:17What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:19There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:20Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:21You know what, Chris? You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:22Fine.
00:26:23But I'm gonna make you crazy for me.
00:26:24Let's see if dad keeps you around now.
00:26:25So...
00:26:27Are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:29No.
00:26:30Are you sleeping with the professor?
00:26:31Are you sleeping with the professor?
00:26:32Oh my god, Maria, no! Ew!
00:26:34What?
00:26:35Wait.
00:26:36It's so pretty funny...
00:26:38I don't want to tell you.
00:26:40There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:42Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:43You know what, Chris?
00:26:44You wanna be my bodyguard?
00:26:45Fine.
00:26:46But I am gonna make you crazy for me.
00:26:48Let's see if dad keeps you around now.
00:26:52So...
00:26:54Are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:56No.
00:26:58Are you sleeping with the professor?
00:26:59Oh my god, Maria! No!
00:27:01No!
00:27:03That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:05He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:08And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:11I don't know.
00:27:12But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:16Um, wait.
00:27:17You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:22Think about it.
00:27:24What?
00:27:26We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:29The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:31So that's step one.
00:27:32Hmm.
00:27:33You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:37He was jealous, Harbs.
00:27:38Yeah, right.
00:27:39Jealous of me?
00:27:40I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:43He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:48Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:50Jealous over you.
00:27:52It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:55So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:00Until he snaps.
00:28:01And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:05And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to buttfuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:12Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:14Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:17Because I get what I want.
00:28:19Mm-hmm.
00:28:30Sexy outfit?
00:28:31Check.
00:28:32Popcorn?
00:28:33Check.
00:28:34The notebook?
00:28:35The only movie that can make a guy cry?
00:28:37Check.
00:28:38Check.
00:28:49What do you want?
00:28:51You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:28:53Um, popcorn?
00:28:55Harper, you idiot.
00:28:57Seduce him.
00:28:59I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:04But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:08Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:29:10I have a date, but that's not important.
00:29:13Your pulse is racing.
00:29:15What's going on?
00:29:17Uh...
00:29:18Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:21Uh...
00:29:22No, I just...
00:29:23I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:29:27But it's not important.
00:29:41Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:49But what about your date?
00:29:52Jake?
00:29:59Jake?
00:30:00Jake?
00:30:01Jake?
00:30:02Jake?
00:30:03Jake?
00:30:04Jake?
00:30:05Jake?
00:30:06Jake?
00:30:07Jake?
00:30:10How are you not crying?
00:30:11This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:14Cause it's not real.
00:30:16This is ridiculous.
00:30:18No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:23It's true love.
00:30:25There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:28Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:31Or.
00:30:34Maybe.
00:30:36You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:40And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:48What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:55What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:00Now come on.
00:31:02Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:09Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:11I'm not a toy.
00:31:12I'll ruin you.
00:31:13Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:15But as hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:23It's not a lie.
00:31:25You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:27And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:30You can't handle me.
00:31:32Try me.
00:31:37I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:40I don't kiss.
00:31:41And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:43Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:47No.
00:31:49I don't think you are.
00:31:53What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:55I'm not anymore.
00:31:57And even when you were a woman, I'd never let you.
00:32:06Just...
00:32:07Shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:10You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:26Not be seduced by him.
00:32:30I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:37You're late, big daddy.
00:32:38But you sound pissed.
00:32:42So I'll wait.
00:32:44You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:47Not tonight.
00:32:49Busy.
00:32:50Busy?
00:32:53Maybe for me you're not.
00:32:55When the hell could you possibly be?
00:32:58Are you with another woman?
00:33:00Woman?
00:33:01No.
00:33:04Not a woman.
00:33:05Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:17Not this guy.
00:33:19Lose my number.
00:33:28Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:31Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:52She's going to be the dead to me.
00:33:54Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:09Stay.
00:34:14Damn it, Harper.
00:34:15She's going for you.
00:34:43She's going for you.
00:34:44you know if you're trying to fill me up you should probably have your hand inside my pants
00:35:01oh my god did we have sex oh my god did we have sex i slept with my dad's best friend
00:35:10his business partner i'm a dead girl walking no but we might as well if you're going to keep your
00:35:18hand on me so so we didn't no because you're still alive trust me you can't handle a night with me
00:35:31angel one night with me is when you wouldn't survive you don't know that
00:35:36let's just say you're lucky you're not my type oh yeah explain that
00:35:43that's morning wood sweetheart don't get your hopes up we're not on a nickname basis
00:35:50you're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint
00:35:55is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you
00:36:00is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you
00:36:04what's wrong not as adventurous as you thought you were i am gonna go for a cock a walk
00:36:17i'm gonna go for a walk with my friend thanks for watching me sleep bye
00:36:25well that's what i'll do
00:36:47so my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex but not how to do laundry
00:37:02so my dad's best friend knows how to do laundry
00:37:12struggling much
00:37:16i swear i've done my best
00:37:26I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:44I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:50Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:55That's not.
00:38:02No underwear.
00:38:10That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:14What are you going to do?
00:38:17Punishing.
00:38:19I don't know.
00:38:22I don't know.
00:38:25I don't know.
00:38:29You don't know me?
00:38:30I don't know.
00:38:33You don't know me?
00:38:39I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:43Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:46And so you do your worst.
00:38:49And so you do your worst.
00:38:51I'm sorry.
00:38:52I can't let this happen.
00:38:53What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:38:57I'm sorry.
00:38:58I can't let this happen.
00:38:59What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:00You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:04But...
00:39:05But...
00:39:06But what about...
00:39:07There's no buts.
00:39:08I can't let this happen again.
00:39:09Fuck block!
00:39:11Oh!
00:39:12Oh!
00:39:13Oh!
00:39:14Oh!
00:39:15I can't let this happen again.
00:39:17Oh!
00:39:19What?
00:39:20What?
00:39:21Oh!
00:39:22Oh!
00:39:23Oh!
00:39:24I'm sorry!
00:39:25Oh!
00:39:26Oh!
00:39:27Oh!
00:39:28Oh!
00:39:29Oh!
00:39:30I can't let this happen again.
00:39:32Oh!
00:39:34Oh!
00:39:35Oh!
00:39:36Oh!
00:39:37Oh!
00:39:38Oh!
00:39:39You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:48You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:52That was part of the plan!
00:39:54I can't even go back to my own place now, I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:57Was it big?
00:40:00So big.
00:40:03Look, I don't wanna talk about Chris Collins' dick
00:40:05for a second longer.
00:40:07It's bad enough that I basically fondled him
00:40:09like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:10Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:11He's a sex freak?
00:40:13Like BDSR?
00:40:15The whole nine yards.
00:40:16Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:19My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:21Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:25Wait, do you think he's gonna show up
00:40:27to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:29Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:32What if he is coming?
00:40:33Well, then you're gonna have to show up smoking hot
00:40:36if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:53Stop messing with that.
00:40:55You're gonna flash a 90-year-old alumni
00:40:56and give him a heart attack.
00:40:58You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:00How else are you gonna rule your man?
00:41:03He is not my man.
00:41:05I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:10No, leave, Brian.
00:41:12She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:15You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:17Harps?
00:41:18Huh?
00:41:19What do you want, Brian?
00:41:23Just five minutes.
00:41:27Fine.
00:41:28But, Harper, are you sure?
00:41:33It's okay.
00:41:34Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:36Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:55I want to get back together.
00:42:04You cheated on me.
00:42:07I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:10But that was months ago.
00:42:12Huh?
00:42:13Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:15This isn't about payback.
00:42:18I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:20What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:24Hmm?
00:42:25You fucking other guys?
00:42:28You slut!
00:42:29Hmm?
00:42:29Get off of me!
00:42:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:33Let me see them.
00:42:34Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:36Show me.
00:42:36Show me!
00:42:37Let go of me!
00:42:39There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:42I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:45A drink?
00:42:46I don't have time for this.
00:42:47You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:50That's not happening.
00:42:52Ever.
00:42:53Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:56Me?
00:42:57We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:01Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:03It's not a threat.
00:43:05It's a fact.
00:43:11You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:13But I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:15I'm going to come after your bitch
00:43:17that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:24Help me!
00:43:25Help!
00:43:26Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:28Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:31Good girl.
00:43:34You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:36I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:38That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:40And this next one is because
00:43:43this suit is a Dior custom
00:43:44and you just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:48Are you okay?
00:43:52Take her, you psychopaths.
00:43:54She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:43:55Stop it!
00:44:07You're going to kill him.
00:44:08Good.
00:44:08He's not worth it.
00:44:10Let's go.
00:44:13If you contact her,
00:44:15if you go anywhere near her,
00:44:16I'll finish the job.
00:44:18I promise.
00:44:20Let's go.
00:44:20Fuck.
00:44:42Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:45Should we call 911?
00:44:46Seriously, Harper?
00:44:49He tried to hurt you,
00:44:50you still care about him?
00:44:51I handled myself just fine.
00:44:53And if I wasn't there to save your ass,
00:44:54what would have happened?
00:45:12You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:16So you're the little slut
00:45:25that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:29Let's see who you are.
00:45:43Do we have to do this?
00:45:45What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:48Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:52Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:54So yes,
00:45:56we have to get rid of everything
00:45:57that your ex can use against you.
00:46:11I'm going to throw up.
00:46:12Breathe.
00:46:17And do this.
00:46:23And do this.
00:46:28I'm right here.
00:46:48Don't focus on the water.
00:46:50Just look at me.
00:46:56It's not hard to do.
00:46:58It's okay.
00:47:12It's okay.
00:47:12I got you.
00:47:14It's okay.
00:47:16It's okay.
00:47:21You're fine.
00:47:23You're fine, Harper.
00:47:24Just breathe.
00:47:31Just keep breathing.
00:47:34How are you feeling?
00:47:43Fine.
00:47:44Just insanely distracted.
00:47:46Ready for the next step?
00:47:51I don't know if I'm ready.
00:47:58I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:47:59I thought you didn't make those.
00:48:06What?
00:48:09Oh, my God.
00:48:11Oh, my God.
00:48:12You're talking about swimming.
00:48:15You're talking about swimming.
00:48:19What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:21I want you to get used to being underwired.
00:48:25Parker!
00:48:49Parker!
00:48:49Parker!
00:48:49Parker!
00:48:49Parker!
00:48:51what happened what happened you blacked out you're okay you're okay
00:49:03you did amazing you're just going to get better and better
00:49:14it's okay we'll try again tomorrow just kiss me
00:49:26your dad won't like this don't think about him if you want me then kiss me
00:49:33if you want me then kiss me i don't think you understand what you're getting into
00:49:38i'm a dangerous man harper just say you don't want me
00:49:44does that feel like i don't want you
00:49:57i don't want you and i told you not to mess with me you're going to get hurt
00:50:07you really like me
00:50:14oh what the hell what are you doing we need to talk about this first inside with our minds not
00:50:23our cross why are you being such a tease you grandpa i'm not a tease i just care about you
00:50:29so you are a grandpa just as much as you're a kid
00:50:33come on let's go inside no i need a moment to pull off
00:50:41i'm gonna shower
00:50:53i'm gonna shower
00:50:55i'm gonna shower
00:50:57so this is where chris has been lately running a daycare who are you and what
00:51:13are you doing what are you doing in my house who are you and what are you doing in my house
00:51:21i'm elena kaufman the heiress of the kaufman motor industries
00:51:24i noticed how closely you and chris collins were at the gala and i wanted to warn you he might
00:51:32be sexy but you don't know how dangerous he really is sweetheart yeah he's here to protect me from
00:51:38danger like strangers breaking into my house oh honey i go where i want plus i keep tabs on our mutual
00:51:48friend you've been tracking him what kind of psycho are you the same kind he is let's just say chris
00:51:57and i have explored each other very intimately
00:52:05let's just say chris and i have explored each other very intimately i'm surprised
00:52:11doesn't look like you can handle him in bed just all around
00:52:20not intense enough for him not intense enough yeah well chris and i actually have a lot of fun
00:52:30oh please don't make me laugh i mean look at you you're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess
00:52:38pepper you're out of your league don't call me that
00:52:46you want to know how chris likes the fuck he likes to take you from behind handcuff you so you can't run
00:52:54choke you out none of that kissing hello talk well maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind
00:53:02because he doesn't because he doesn't like to look at your face
00:53:07he'll be bored of you and weak he actually lives here with me
00:53:11you're going to scare me
00:53:23help help me i can't swim
00:53:29help help i can't swim
00:53:41help
00:53:43harper harper
00:53:48smile for tmd please don't just crawl your way out idiot that's what you get for stealing my man
00:54:04harper
00:54:11harper no come on
00:54:41harper
00:54:48harper
00:54:50harper
00:54:51harper
00:54:54breathe breathe it's okay i got you
00:54:56you're sick
00:54:56you're sick
00:54:57i thought i was gonna die
00:55:00i thought i was gonna die
00:55:01you're okay you're okay just breathe just be safe now
00:55:08way to downgrade chris
00:55:10i mean i know she can homewreck but she can't even swim it's pathetic
00:55:13homewreck
00:55:14homewreck
00:55:15harper
00:55:17harper could never homewreck us malaba
00:55:19i don't love you
00:55:26i don't love you
00:55:28you're playing hard to get so i'm playing hard to get so i got a little jealous
00:55:32she could never homewreck
00:55:35there's nothing to wreck
00:55:36harper
00:55:39i don't love you
00:55:43i don't love you and you almost killed harper
00:55:50harper
00:55:53how was i supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim
00:55:57she's fine stop overreacting baby
00:56:07what are you doing
00:56:10tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market
00:56:15and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from kauffman motors
00:56:20you're going to tell dear old dad that it's because his psychotic
00:56:24daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt you got that
00:56:29are you threatening me no i'm telling you don't with people i care about
00:56:39get out of here wait please don't i'll do anything please
00:56:44what are you doing
00:56:58chris no wait wait
00:57:14i'm sorry for the situation i put you in harper
00:57:25she will not bother you again
00:57:28i swear
00:57:28don't worry about it
00:57:33i guess we both
00:57:36have histories of dating crazies huh
00:57:40i've never dated her
00:57:43we weren't a thing
00:57:46not a brain to her
00:57:54are you seriously jealous right now
00:57:56she said that
00:58:06that i would never be able to handle you
00:58:09she said that
00:58:13that i would never be able to handle you
00:58:23satisfy you
00:58:25in bed
00:58:30that i was too much of a kid and that
00:58:33you'd never be into me
00:58:36is that true
00:58:41that's not how i feel harper
00:58:46but i don't know if i can tell you how i feel
00:58:51i'm supposed to protect you
00:58:53when i was in that pool
00:59:01i really thought i was gonna die
00:59:03and all i could think about was all the things i regret never doing
00:59:10what did you regret
00:59:15not doing this sooner
00:59:27what the hell am i doing
00:59:49why don't you stop again
00:59:52you're playing with fire harper
00:59:53your dad is going to kill me
00:59:56i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things i get up to
01:00:01this isn't about mark
01:00:03it's about you and me
01:00:04so whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours you need to kill it
01:00:10i'm too dangerous
01:00:15so you're saying the kiss was a mistake and
01:00:18i should forget this ever happened
01:00:21it's for the best harper
01:00:23there's a reason i don't let people close to me
01:00:26yeah
01:00:28it's because you're a coward
01:00:31you're allowed to be mad at me
01:00:32just admit it
01:00:33you led me on and then you got cold feet just be a man and own it
01:00:37not
01:00:38don't
01:00:39you're a psycho
01:00:40i'm just trying to protect you
01:00:58morning
01:01:00bagel
01:01:01i'm not hungry
01:01:02i'm not hungry
01:01:06you need to eat
01:01:07no
01:01:15what i need
01:01:17is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:01:21are we even now
01:01:30bageled me and you made me strip tease for you
01:01:33what's wrong get up
01:01:35i hate seeing you like this
01:01:37you should have thought about that before you broke my heart
01:01:39columbia university gallery exhibition
01:01:55featuring the work of students
01:01:57harper reeves
01:02:02i'm going to make this up to you
01:02:05promise
01:02:06is
01:02:13has mr colin seen this
01:02:15harper you're like michael fucking angelo
01:02:17nope
01:02:22and he's never going to
01:02:24huh
01:02:25i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening
01:02:28why would i invite an asshole who led me on
01:02:31oh hey hey
01:02:34let's forget about that douchebag okay you need to impress some fancy pants arts investor so you can
01:02:39pass this class and i am not letting you fail stop moping let's go wine and dine some rich people okay
01:02:47wow how long do you think this took to paint christina like a million hours
01:03:06who the cares we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:03:14make sure no one's coming
01:03:17i think i hear them coming let's go one last touch
01:03:47good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:03:54heartburn
01:03:59tonight is gonna be perfect
01:04:02huh
01:04:04what
01:04:06no no no no my my final project
01:04:09how am i gonna graduate why would someone do this to me
01:04:18harper
01:04:21harper i'm kind of confused
01:04:23is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:25is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:31don't say that it's obviously her selfie portrait
01:04:37did you do this christina if i don't sell my work tonight i'm gonna fail the class
01:04:51we're gonna report you to the dean christina you're not gonna get away with this guess what
01:04:55you have no proof
01:04:58good luck with that losers that's what you get for
01:05:02for fucking with me harper harper harper there's the student i've been looking for
01:05:08is this your work it's so ugly isn't it professor we have to fail harper it looks like a complete
01:05:24choke ladies i assure you harper knew what she was doing in fact
01:05:30i guess just bought this piece wait what who would buy this crap i will
01:05:49who would buy this piece of crap
01:05:55it's you you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party
01:06:00christina don't be rude don't you know who this is
01:06:04chris collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:06:08there's no way that's okay professor not everyone has taste
01:06:15how much for this painting oh no you are starting price is 18
01:06:23done
01:06:24wait eighteen hundred dollars you can study at this school or not we haven't sold one single painting
01:06:33for less than eighteen thousand dollars you're telling me this gun pulling whiskey chugging
01:06:39whack-ass grandpa just has eighteen thousand dollars sitting in his bank account
01:06:47here's two mil take the rest and buy art supplies whatever it is you need to get for harper's sake
01:06:54sir mr collins this is too much oh my god oh my god are you kidding me
01:07:01me are you fucking kidding me language miss hawkes don't tell me what to do old lady
01:07:10who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars my father still runs this university money
01:07:18runs this university and i'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor who will be ecstatic to
01:07:24see this check for disciplinary action you're going to get us expelled professor you can't please
01:07:33getting expelled sounds just about right to me no wait professor not so fast what the
01:07:39fuck else do you want from me
01:07:52i can't believe that you two would do something like this good luck proving it was us
01:07:58knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me
01:08:03i don't need to ruin your lives those dresses though i mean why um
01:08:21this dress this is versace you asshole you're going to pay for this
01:08:28what was it that you two said oh right good luck proving it was me
01:08:37the chancellor wants you two in his office now you're being suspended let's go why are you grabbing
01:08:43us they're the ones who did this arrest them let's go oh i'm gonna have to get this on camera i'll see you
01:08:50later congratulations on the sale miss reed chris that was 18 grand that's 18 000 dollars seriously
01:09:04i thought it'd be more expensive
01:09:10what happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:09:14he um i mean i i was an idiot and i'm sorry but i think this might help show you how much i want you
01:09:38i want you harper i want to do things to you
01:09:53bad things
01:09:53but only if you want me to
01:10:00i do
01:10:13why'd we stop i've been waiting so long for this
01:10:16i'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer because i have to go wrap up the show
01:10:27and i'll wait for you
01:10:30or that for me tonight
01:10:31harper harper
01:10:41low earth to harper you need to look at this can it wait maria i'm having
01:10:47very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner no no that's what i need to tell
01:10:52you about harper look the guns and the money it's not just for show harper he's dangerous you need to
01:11:03move out now you can't keep living with him i need to talk to him okay harper
01:11:08taxi for harper
01:11:22who are you hey let go of me stop it
01:11:25please please let me go if it's money i'll i'll give you however much you want
01:11:43harper harper harper
01:11:47ryan why are you doing this we broke up
01:11:50we broke up because you've been fucking that old man you psycho he had nothing to do with our breakup
01:12:00he humiliated me but luckily for me your little boyfriend what does he have he has some
01:12:07dangerous enemies ain't that right fellas
01:12:11once he arrives to save his little princess
01:12:17well we don't need to get into gory details do we no
01:12:20no you can just watch no no no no no no no
01:12:45a trap what the hell
01:12:50we fall into my soul
01:12:56away from this world that hurts me so
01:13:04not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:13:09i hope you don't mind i wanted our first time to be special harper
01:13:13before you sleep with my daughter you should probably know where she is first
01:13:22hey crap i i can explain you're gonna explain but first
01:13:27you know my daughter better than i do is that teps a prank
01:13:36harper's in trouble we need to go
01:13:37okay do we have something with you after we kill mother grant
01:13:44hmm should we make him watch
01:13:52oh looks like he's here are you ready to see your boyfriend die harper huh
01:14:01get ready boys
01:14:17i'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:14:19that's what happens chris when you mess around with my shit
01:14:33what's the matter tough guy what can't talk without your little bodyguards
01:14:49let me go i i'll leave i already told you once you should have listened to me then
01:15:01i'm gonna kill you in the goddamn thing
01:15:25are you okay did he hurt you
01:15:27i put you in danger you should run far away from me and my package
01:15:35when it comes to you harper i'm willing to take my chances
01:15:44would someone like to tell me what the is going on
01:15:52oh my god dad what the hell it's okay
01:15:55i'll handle it i want to hear it from my daughter why are you making out with my best friend harper
01:16:01i want an answer now before i before i kill him no dad look i know we don't have the most warm
01:16:07and fuzzy relationship but deep down i know that you just want me to be safe
01:16:16chris makes me feel safe please don't be mad you're wrong about that
01:16:26it's not deep down it is the most important thing to me your happiness
01:16:36if that means being with chris then he better not screw this up or i will make him regret it
01:16:43i believe you you keep her safe
01:16:49with my goddamn life
01:16:56you remember my instructions
01:17:10you remember my instructions
01:17:25yes daddy
01:17:26i want you to beg for it
01:17:42i want you to fuck me
01:17:45i want you to beg for it
01:17:56stop teasing
01:17:58i want you now
01:18:05daddy say it
01:18:07i want you to beg for it
01:18:08or i'll punish you
01:18:22don't stop daddy
01:18:23Are you sure about that?
01:18:53You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:02You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:08You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:22Rich or mine?
01:19:29Do your worst, Daddy.
01:19:31Once I started, let's stop it.
01:19:39Once I started, let's stop it.
01:19:54I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:00You're different.
01:20:09Ready for round five?
01:20:23Stop it.
01:20:24I'm sore.
01:20:25Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:27What if I don't?
01:20:32What was that?
01:20:34Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:36Honey, you home?
01:20:38Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:40Stop it.
01:20:42I told you I was busy.
01:20:46This is my home, Harper reads.
01:20:50If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:20:52Okay, I will.
01:20:54Can you get out?
01:20:56I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:11Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:13No, please keep them covered.
01:21:15I want to give a speech.
01:21:17And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:19I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:22You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:26Just get on with it.
01:21:28What I do for a living, the not so legal part,
01:21:33it's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:41And for me to be...
01:21:44Vulnerable?
01:21:46Yeah.
01:21:47But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe,
01:21:50I was doomed.
01:21:52You're like a magnet, Harper,
01:21:54and I want to be around you forever.
01:22:03So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:13I'm moving you in there.
01:22:16As a graduation present.
01:22:19And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:27Only if you want to.
01:22:30Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:33Are you serious?
01:22:36What's wrong?
01:22:37It's a tacky?
01:22:39I liked it.
01:22:40I thought...
01:22:41Deal!
01:22:46But on one condition, one kind.
01:22:49Which is?
01:22:50You have to move in there with me.
01:22:53Deal.
01:23:03I didn't want that.
01:23:04You give it back to me,
01:23:08at the very beginning.
01:23:20The soul is a fairy.
01:23:21So you know that.
01:23:22Believe it,
01:23:24because I illusions of my world were grilled!
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