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00:01Senior year, the culmination of all my careful planning.
00:05Perfect grades, the model boyfriend.
00:08It's all falling into place.
00:11Hey, Jake.
00:13What'd you want to talk about?
00:15We need to break up.
00:16What?
00:17Come on, Claire.
00:18Things haven't been working out for a while.
00:20But everything was going so well.
00:22I've been seeing someone else.
00:24It's okay, Claire.
00:26I mean, it's not the end of the world.
00:28You'll find someone, you'll find someone.
00:32Claire.
00:34My jacket.
00:44See, it's cool.
00:50Look, I get it's only been a week, but this moping, it's gotta stop.
00:55We were together for two years, Zoe.
00:57Exactly.
00:58Forget him.
00:59This is our senior year.
01:00Literally the perfect time to just start fresh.
01:03I don't want to start fresh.
01:04I just want Jake back.
01:06Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:07Pause.
01:08You want to get back together with him?
01:10Of course I do.
01:11Even though he cheated on you.
01:13Even though he cheated on you.
01:16Everyone makes mistakes.
01:18Oh, okay.
01:19Look, sooner or later he's gonna realize how much he misses me.
01:22You know you're my best friend, right?
01:24Yeah.
01:25So seeing you like this, it honestly kills me.
01:30So if you really, really want to get back together with Jake, then I'm willing to help you.
01:37Really?
01:38Yeah.
01:39Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:40Okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:42Okay, there's one thing you can do.
01:44Like, one thing that'll drive him crazy and just straight back into your arms.
01:47What is it?
01:48Operation Jealousy.
01:50Operation Jealousy?
01:52Yep.
01:53You gotta make him crazy jealous and then he'll be crawling on his knees begging to get back
01:57together with you.
01:58Okay, and how do I do that?
02:01Simple.
02:02You bring a hot guy to his birthday party tomorrow.
02:05I don't know.
02:06Seems kind of crazy to me.
02:08Well, you need to trust me because it's gonna work.
02:10Okay, well how am I supposed to find a new boyfriend in the next 24 hours?
02:14Babe, it's 2020.
02:16You know that anything's possible.
02:18Plus, I found this new app called BF Bundle where you can hire a fake boyfriend for the
02:24night.
02:25Wait, how do you know about this?
02:27This is about you.
02:28This is about you.
02:29So...
02:30Okay, well how does it work?
02:32Well, first we need to create your profile.
02:34And...
02:35Done.
02:36Now we just wait.
02:38Actually, hold on.
02:40I'm gonna add a bio to make you seem a little bit more...
02:43fun.
02:45Okay, I am plenty of fun.
02:47Look at you right now.
02:49Okay, fair enough.
02:50Yeah.
02:51And...
02:52Oh, oh, whoa.
02:53You already have a match, dude.
02:54You have a match.
02:55And the reviews are raving that he is a total hottie.
02:58Oh my god, let me see.
03:00Swoonworthy.
03:01Yeah.
03:02Local athlete.
03:03He has a five-star rating.
03:04Yeah, that sounds perfect for you.
03:06Wait, why aren't there any photos?
03:07Um, oh, the app says it's a privacy app.
03:09Yeah, it's a privacy app.
03:10It's a privacy app.
03:11It's a privacy app.
03:12It's a privacy app.
03:13It's a privacy app.
03:14It's a privacy app.
03:15Um, oh, the app says it's a privacy thing.
03:17You have to commit to at least a meet-up.
03:19Oh.
03:20I'll take this.
03:22Let's see.
03:23Wait, what are you doing?
03:24Uh...
03:25Done.
03:27You're meeting him today.
03:29Today?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Like, this today?
03:32This one.
03:33So...
03:34Let's get dressed.
03:35Zoey!
03:36Yeah!
03:37Zoey!
03:38Too soon!
03:49Damon!
03:50Hey.
03:51I thought you were at a hockey convention all summer.
03:54No, it ended.
03:55I just got back into town.
03:56Plus, Jake wouldn't stop going on about his big birthday bash.
03:59Guess I'll see you there?
04:01Um...
04:02No.
04:03Actually, we broke up.
04:04Oh.
04:05Oh, man.
04:06I'm sorry to hear that.
04:07Thanks.
04:08Well, I'm meeting someone, so have a good night.
04:11Yeah.
04:12You too.
04:13You know, I'm sure they'll be here any second.
04:14You don't have to wait.
04:15Thank you, though.
04:16I'm not.
04:17I'm actually...
04:18I happen to be meeting someone, too.
04:19Do you have to do it right here?
04:20It's public street, so I'm pretty sure that means we can share the sidewalk.
04:22I'm supposed to meet this girl I've been texting.
04:23I'm supposed to meet this girl I've been texting.
04:24I'm not.
04:25I'm not.
04:26I'm not.
04:27I'm actually...
04:28I happen to be meeting someone, too.
04:29Do you have to do it right here?
04:30It's public street, so I'm pretty sure that means we can share the sidewalk.
04:35I'm supposed to meet this girl I've been texting.
04:36Poor thing's going through a rough breakup.
04:37Drama Queen 2020?
04:38Oh, man.
04:39What?
04:40This is epic.
04:41This is a mistake.
04:42Look, forgive me.
04:43I'm not.
04:44I'll be here any second.
04:45I'll be here any second.
04:46You don't have to wait.
04:47Thank you, though.
04:48I'm not.
04:49I'm actually...
04:50I happen to be meeting someone, too.
04:51Do you have to do it right here?
04:52It's public street, so I'm pretty sure that means we can share the sidewalk.
04:55Drama Queen 2020?
05:00Hot shot 239.
05:01Oh, man.
05:02What?
05:03This is epic.
05:04This is a mistake.
05:05Look, forget about everything.
05:06You can even keep the money.
05:07Oh, no, no, no.
05:08You can't get away that easy.
05:09Please.
05:10Don't tell Jake about this.
05:11Okay.
05:12I won't tell him.
05:13And I'll do you one better.
05:15I'll be your fake boyfriend.
05:18What?
05:20What?
05:21That's why you're in the app, right?
05:23I just wanted to hire someone for a date, you know, make Jake jealous.
05:27Great.
05:28I'm in.
05:29No.
05:30Look, we can't do that.
05:31He's your brother.
05:32Who also happens to be a massive jerk for what he did to you.
05:34I mean, I can't believe he cheated on you.
05:37No one's going to believe that you're actually dating me.
05:40Everyone knows you don't do relationships.
05:43Maybe I'm full of surprises.
05:45No.
05:46Forget it.
05:47Look, I'll find someone else.
05:48Look, you're not going to do better than going out with Jake's older, charming,
05:52and much hotter brother.
05:54Come on.
05:55You want to make him jealous and I want to teach him a lesson.
05:57It's a win-win.
05:58Hmm?
05:59Fine.
06:00But we follow my plan, no improvising.
06:05Yes, ma'am.
06:07So, when exactly are we going to do this?
06:10Tomorrow night.
06:11That's his birthday party.
06:13Exactly.
06:14That's his birthday party.
06:16Exactly.
06:17Well, you're definitely full of surprises.
06:22Will you please answer the question?
06:25Jeez, take it easy.
06:27I hired you to be my boyfriend, remember?
06:30You have to know how we got together in case anyone asks.
06:33Okay, okay, yeah.
06:34What was the question?
06:35Where did we go on our first date?
06:38We had a magical night at the movies.
06:44Do people even go to the movies anymore?
06:46Yes, they do.
06:47Isn't that kind of lame?
06:48It's not lame, it's believable.
06:51No, what we need is an epic love story to blow everyone's mind.
06:58What epic love story?
07:00We've been dating for like a week.
07:03Well, haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?
07:10Haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?
07:13I've known you for two years, Damon.
07:16Fine, love at second sight.
07:18Look, I just don't want this to blow up in my face because of one misstep.
07:22I'm getting Jake back.
07:24He cheated on you.
07:25It was a mistake.
07:26Besides, I put too much in this relationship just to throw it away.
07:29Wow, how romantic.
07:31You just don't understand the value of being in a committed relationship.
07:35Real relationships never work.
07:37That's why I'm on the app.
07:39With fake relationships, I can enjoy it all without any disappointment.
07:46How romantic.
07:50Uh, well, I gotta go.
07:51I've got hockey practice before the party tonight.
07:54Wait, we haven't even gone over my favorite hobbies yet.
07:57How about you drop the plan and just see where the night takes you?
08:00Ever heard of the risks worth taking?
08:02Ever heard of don't mess with a good thing?
08:04Look, I'll follow your lead tonight, but you need to loosen up.
08:08I mean, have some fun.
08:10When was the last time you had fun, Claire?
08:12I have plenty of fun.
08:14Yeah?
08:15Yeah, that's fun.
08:16That's almost too fun.
08:18Can't wait to see that later tonight.
08:21Nope.
08:22No more of that.
08:23Didn't realize you're an expert in makeup now.
08:24What I mean is you don't need any makeup.
08:25You already look amazing with that.
08:26You can save the theatrics for now.
08:27We're not at the party yet.
08:28No.
08:29I'm serious.
08:30You look beautiful.
08:31You always do.
08:33I guess I'm just nervous.
08:34Don't worry.
08:35I'll be by your side the whole night.
08:36Promise.
08:37You shouldn't have to work so hard for Jake anyway.
08:38You're way out of his league.
08:39Okay, now I know you're joking.
08:40When you guys first started dating, I couldn't believe my brother's lock.
08:43And you're ridiculously smart.
08:46You start an awful lot of dancing.
08:47You start an awful lot of dancing.
08:50And you're all you have to do with the thing.
08:51Don't worry.
08:52I'm sorry.
08:54I'm sorry.
08:55You look beautiful.
08:56You always do.
08:58I guess I'm just nervous.
08:59Don't worry.
09:00I'll be by your side the whole night.
09:02Promise.
09:03You shouldn't have to work so hard for Jake anyway.
09:05I mean, you're...
09:06I mean, you're a lot more...
09:07All the school plays, got every solo and chorus,
09:09it's still a time for math leads.
09:13I can't believe you know all that.
09:16I always thought you just ignored me.
09:17You're my little brother's girlfriend.
09:19I had to keep my distance, but I still pay attention.
09:23You know, when you drop the whole
09:24too cool for school act, you're actually
09:26a pretty decent guy, Damon Coral.
09:30Hey, careful.
09:31I have a reputation doable.
09:33No, I'm serious.
09:34I think you might actually make a great boyfriend.
09:37I mean, when you finally decided to try with someone, of course.
09:44Claire, we're here.
10:04People are looking.
10:07Why are they looking?
10:08They're looking because you're with me.
10:10When you're with me, you actually get to have some fun.
10:13Yeah.
10:23What's up all my life?
10:25Oh.
10:26All right.
10:27Yeah.
10:28Yeah.
10:30All right.
10:32Come here.
10:34Get in Schį»¹'s and sanitize the BE ģØ.
10:38I'm going to give this drinks.
10:53I'll be right back.
11:01Okay, wow, wow, wow.
11:02It looks like things are heating up.
11:04I know, right?
11:05It's almost like Operation Jealousy might actually work.
11:07Yeah, no, I was talking about you two.
11:10What?
11:10You and the town hottie?
11:12No, I mean, we're just, I don't know.
11:15Pretending or actually having fun for once?
11:19You know, you two kind of look cute together.
11:21Plus, I haven't seen you smile this much in a long time.
11:25Oh my God, there he is.
11:28Oh my God, there he is.
11:29See, he can't be over me.
11:31Look at his face.
11:33Oh my gosh, is that Chelsea?
11:37So much for girl code, and I thought she was your friend.
11:43He said he'd only give his jacket to his one special girl.
11:55It's time to AF this party up!
11:57Did someone say, never have I ever?
11:59Woo!
12:01Let's play.
12:04I don't think that's a good idea.
12:06Come on, it'll be fun.
12:07So, wait, why don't you go first?
12:22Okay.
12:23Um, never have I ever fantasized about a teacher.
12:27Never have I ever been pathetic enough to crash Max's birthday party.
12:41Cute.
12:43Now, let's see.
12:44Never have I ever been pathetic enough to crash Max's birthday party.
12:49Never have I ever been some loser's side chick.
12:55Never have I ever been desperate enough to swoop in on someone's ex.
12:59Never have I ever cheated on someone completely out of my league.
13:02Never have I ever slept with basically every girl in this room.
13:10Face it, Claire.
13:12You'll never be more than just another number to him.
13:17Claire.
13:17Hey, Claire.
13:23Seriously, Claire?
13:24You're gonna show up to my party just to start drama?
13:26No, I didn't do anything.
13:27It was Chelsea.
13:28Don't blame Chelsea.
13:30You're just jealous.
13:34You know what?
13:35You two deserve each other.
13:38Hey, dude, are you okay?
13:40Because that game was brutal.
13:43And where did Damon run off to?
13:45I don't know.
13:46He said he was going to be by my side the entire night, and I thought we were...
13:51It doesn't even matter anymore.
13:53Is Claire Sanders actually breaking protocol?
13:57No matter how hard I plan or how carefully I try to put my life into this perfect little box,
14:02it all comes crashing out around me.
14:04And now the one guy I might actually have real feelings for is off God knows where,
14:09probably setting up a new date with a girl in that stupid app.
14:13So, yeah, I'm done planning.
14:17Plans can suck it.
14:18Hey, sorry I ran out like that.
14:33Left my phone in the car and I had to grab it to get on the app.
14:35Of course.
14:37What?
14:37Just...
14:38Wait, wait, wait.
14:38Where are you going?
14:40Home.
14:41And don't worry, I'll still write a good review for you.
14:43I wouldn't want you to miss out on any more epic dates.
14:45Hey, talk to me.
14:47You just left me in there.
14:50I know.
14:51I'm sorry.
14:52I wasn't thinking...
14:52I don't care anymore, Damon.
14:54Look, you were right.
14:55Jake's an ass.
14:56So, the plan, this, it's over.
15:02What if I don't want it to be over?
15:04What if I don't want it to be over?
15:07You could have your pick of any girl out there,
15:09so why don't you just get on the app and find someone else?
15:11Yeah, I got on the app because I wanted to delete it.
15:15What?
15:16I deactivated my account.
15:18Why would you do that?
15:20Look, I know I'm just another number.
15:21You're not just another number, okay?
15:24You never were.
15:27I don't want a fake date with you anymore.
15:29All right?
15:31I want...
15:32a real one.
15:37I thought you said that real relationships never work.
15:42Well, maybe I realize that...
15:44you're the risk worth taking.
15:53I don't want a fake date with you anymore.
15:54I don't want a fake date with you anymore.
15:55Come on, Slapshot 239.
16:11Pick me home.
16:17Are you sure I'm doing this right?
16:19Yeah, just make sure these two dots match.
16:22They'll make that side a little bit bigger.
16:24Okay.
16:25I am trusting the process.
16:27I'm just glad we get to go stag together.
16:29You never got a date, right?
16:31No date.
16:32But Damon's really not coming?
16:34I bought him a ticket in case he changes mine, but he won't budge.
16:37Well, that's his loss because you are about to be the best homecoming queen that we have ever seen.
16:44No way.
16:45I don't even know how I got nominated.
16:48And of course, Jake is on the ballot because he's the only reason why our soccer team wins.
16:51I feel like the only reason I'm on there is because people want to see what Chelsea will do if I win.
16:56Knowing her, she'll probably dump a bucket of pig's blood on my head.
16:59At least she's vegan, so you know it'll be synthetic.
17:01Maybe Jake, like, campaigned for you guys to reignite something.
17:07Because I heard rumblings that him and Chelsea aren't doing too hot right now.
17:12Ooh, trouble in cheater's paradise.
17:14Shocker.
17:15Where did you even hear that, anyway?
17:19I don't even remember.
17:20You know, gossip travels.
17:23That looks pretty good.
17:25But it could also be your newfound popularity from dating Damon.
17:28It hasn't exactly gone unnoticed that you get picked up on a motorcycle every single day.
17:34Yes, Damon.
17:36My knight in shining armor who can't even be bothered to take his girlfriend to her school dance.
17:43I mean, at least he's hot.
17:44So hot.
17:49It's so weird that Joey didn't ask you to be his date.
17:51Um, not that weird.
17:53We haven't talked in a while.
17:54Why?
17:55I thought you were starting to dig him.
17:56As soon as I figured out that our names couldn't have one of those cool celebrity abbreviations,
18:00it was over before it began.
18:02J-Z-O-E.
18:04J-Z-O-E.
18:05Absolutely not.
18:08Well, more Zoe for me.
18:10Nothing's gonna keep us apart.
18:12Oh, it's Damon!
18:14Or should I say Claremont?
18:18Can I call you back to finish this?
18:21Yeah, you can.
18:22Claremont.
18:23But you better, because we need to finish this look.
18:25Okay.
18:25Bye!
18:26Hey, beautiful.
18:28What's up with your eyes?
18:31It's not finished yet.
18:33You look like Amy Winehouse on a Tuesday morning.
18:36Zoe is giving me a tutorial for the dance tonight.
18:38Ah, yes.
18:40I almost forgot who I was speaking with.
18:43My sincerest apologies.
18:45Your royalness.
18:46I know how you can make it up to me.
18:48Nope.
18:49Come on.
18:50You're seriously gonna let me do this alone?
18:52You're not gonna be alone.
18:53I thought you were wrong with Zoe.
18:55Plus, if you listen very carefully,
18:58I bet you can hear Jake.
18:59Yep, there's Jake.
19:01Bouncing off the walls.
19:02Dude is pumped.
19:03Yeah, because dances are super fun,
19:06and even more fun if you have a date like he does.
19:08Yeah, for now.
19:10What do you mean?
19:11Chelsea's been soft ghosting him.
19:13I don't think she's that excited about the dance.
19:15Why could that be?
19:17Because yours truly got nominated,
19:20and she didn't?
19:21Oh, yeah.
19:21I'm sure that's it.
19:23I bet that is it.
19:25She's gonna be so pissed if I win
19:27in Queen for the Night.
19:29She's gonna be so pissed if I win
19:31in Queen for the Night.
19:34And then, you know,
19:35for the rest of the school year,
19:36because I would have to play in prom,
19:38and then the homecoming queen
19:39normally becomes the prom queen,
19:41and then...
19:41I seriously doubt she's thinking about this
19:43a quarter as much as you are.
19:45How could she not be?
19:48Because nobody cares about this
19:50King and Queen stuff as much as you and Jake.
19:52It's lame.
19:52Easy for you to say.
19:54You got nominated all four years
19:55and didn't even show up.
19:56I get that this seems like a big deal to you now,
19:58but I promise,
19:59when you get out of high school,
20:00you'll realize none of this stuff matters.
20:03Wow, and, uh,
20:06you think Chelsea has already reached
20:09this higher consciousness?
20:10No, I'm not talking about her.
20:11You know, come to think of it,
20:12if you both are so mature,
20:14maybe you should skip the dance together
20:16and get a cheese board
20:17and, you know,
20:18talk about all the
20:18super important adult stuff
20:22that actually matters.
20:24Oh, look.
20:25Someone my age is calling.
20:27I didn't mean...
20:28Claire...
20:28Bye.
20:29I need to fix this.
20:38Hey, Jake.
20:40Claire!
20:41Hey, um,
20:42thanks for picking up.
20:45Whoa.
20:46Did...
20:46Did Zoe do this to you?
20:48It's a work in progress.
20:49What's up?
20:50Cool.
20:51Um,
20:52I just wanted to call you
20:54and touch base
20:56and just, you know,
20:58make sure that things don't get
20:59awkward tonight.
21:02You mean if we win?
21:04Oh, we're gonna win.
21:05Is Chelsea gonna be upset
21:09if we win?
21:12If, um,
21:13if she looks up from her phone
21:14long enough to notice,
21:15maybe.
21:16Oh, texting someone else?
21:18It'd be a shame
21:19if she were in, like,
21:20a secret relationship.
21:21That would suck.
21:22Look, Claire,
21:23I know that I can never
21:25apologize enough for what I did,
21:27but I really am sorry.
21:31I didn't mean to hurt you
21:32and if I could take it back,
21:34I would.
21:37It's fine.
21:38It's fine.
21:39Just,
21:40at least she'll be there.
21:42Damon won't even come.
21:45Yeah,
21:45I never really understood
21:47his thing with dances.
21:48I mean, like,
21:49we always had a great time.
21:50I know.
21:51It's a chance to get, like,
21:53dressed up and have fun
21:54and make grand romantic gestures.
21:56Jinx!
21:59Don't tell anyone
22:01that I just said that.
22:04Whoa.
22:05Is that the dress
22:05that you've been saving
22:06since freshman year?
22:08Yeah.
22:09I can't believe
22:10I'll finally be able to wear it.
22:14And I can't believe
22:16this will be our first
22:16high school dance
22:17where we aren't going together.
22:20Yeah.
22:21Me neither.
22:24I
22:24hope we win
22:26so we at least get
22:28one dance together.
22:29Well,
22:30how about
22:30either way,
22:31we make it happen.
22:33One dance
22:33before the night's over.
22:35Deal.
22:37As long as you promise
22:38not to step on my dress
22:39like you did junior year.
22:40That was sophomore year.
22:41It was both.
22:45Fine.
22:45As long as you promise
22:48not to bust out
22:49your grandma moves.
22:50What?
22:50You mean
22:51this one?
22:53Oh, God.
22:54My eyes!
22:55Stop it!
22:55My eyes!
23:01What?
23:01Like, you can do better?
23:02Oh, come on.
23:04Anyone can do better
23:05than whatever that was.
23:06Let's see.
23:07By all means.
23:08Oh, uh, sorry.
23:26Chelsea's calling me.
23:27I should get it.
23:29I'll see you later.
23:30Yeah, yeah.
23:32See ya.
23:32Hello?
23:51Hello?
23:52Just want to show you
23:53what you're missing.
23:55Wow.
23:57You look incredible.
23:59Thanks.
24:00Are you...
24:01Are you going somewhere?
24:02Yeah, there's a cheese board
24:04with my name on it
24:04I need to get to.
24:06Look, I'm sorry
24:06about before.
24:09I know it's just
24:10a stupid dance,
24:11but it's my last homecoming
24:12and, I don't know,
24:14I really wanted you
24:14to be there.
24:15Yeah, I'm sorry, too.
24:16I should have known
24:18how important it was to you.
24:19It's okay.
24:20God, how do you...
24:22How do you do this?
24:23You're getting pretty
24:24dressed up to eat a cheese board
24:26with your brother's girlfriend.
24:28If you think I'm going to
24:28let my brother have all the fun,
24:30you're crazy.
24:31Is this going to match your dress?
24:34You're coming?
24:36And you got me a corsage?
24:38Is it against the rule
24:39to bring your own crowns?
24:40I just want to make sure
24:41people know who the true
24:42king and queen are.
24:44My grandmother and
24:45you're just cute.
24:46Wait, what?
24:47Nothing.
24:47Nothing.
24:49I'm just talking to myself.
24:50Okay, well, how about
24:51a little less chit-chat
24:52and a little more boogie?
24:53Come on, Claire,
24:54we've got a homecoming
24:54to get to.
24:55And I, for one,
24:56am wearing my dancing shoes.
25:00Okay.
25:14This part always gets me.
25:16Yes!
25:22Yes.
25:22Yes, it is.
25:23That's so sad.
25:25Are you watching hockey right now?
25:27What?
25:27No.
25:29No, I mean,
25:29I'm not not watching hockey.
25:33Come on, babe.
25:34Tell me some slack.
25:35It's my birthday tomorrow
25:35and these are two of my favorite teams.
25:37This is a classic, Damon.
25:39Anybody who's anybody
25:40has seen this.
25:41Classics just code for old.
25:43I don't know why
25:44I bother trying to culture you.
25:46Anyway,
25:47what's the plans for tomorrow,
25:49birthday boy?
25:51Well, since I've been away
25:52for two weeks,
25:53I was thinking I could
25:54kiss your face
25:55for the first half of the day
25:56and then, you know,
25:56we got to party later.
25:59Crap.
26:00Crap.
26:00Crap.
26:03Um,
26:04Nico Guitar Flames is calling?
26:06Who's that?
26:08I completely forgot.
26:10I have a lesson.
26:12Ow!
26:13Is this why you've gotten
26:14so into the guitar lately?
26:18Hey,
26:18my favorite student
26:19and my favorite student's
26:22friend?
26:23We were just watching
26:25The Long Way
26:26and we lost track of time.
26:28Oh, yes.
26:29I see you took my recommendation.
26:31Such a classic.
26:34Boyfriend.
26:36What?
26:37I'm not her friend.
26:38I'm her boyfriend.
26:39Oh, like a guy.
26:41Who was just
26:42leaving?
26:43Bye, demon.
26:44I mean, I can stay.
26:46I'd love to see
26:46what you two have been
26:47working so hard on lately.
26:48No.
26:49I mean,
26:50no.
26:51No.
26:52She's right.
26:53Music is so personal.
26:55So intimate.
26:56Something to be shared
26:57between two.
26:58Or three.
26:58Oh, no.
26:59Almost never three.
27:00Young love.
27:05Such a beautiful thing.
27:07Love?
27:07Who said?
27:08I don't...
27:09We...
27:11I...
27:11We don't...
27:12Um...
27:13Have you ever been in love?
27:17Of course.
27:18Yeah, I've been in love
27:20a bunch of times.
27:22I mean, not a...
27:23Not a bunch of times.
27:24The normal amount of times.
27:26There's just a lot of
27:27pressure
27:28on when to say it.
27:30You know?
27:30There's just...
27:31There's a lot of stress
27:32and then, you know,
27:33who should say it first
27:33or when you should say it
27:35or if they'll ever
27:37say it back.
27:38and...
27:39Maybe I can help you
27:40find a way to say it.
27:47Should we begin?
27:49Should we begin?
27:51Yeah.
27:51Yeah.
27:58Damon?
27:59Hey, Zoe.
28:00What's up?
28:01How are you doing?
28:02I'm good.
28:06That's awesome.
28:07I'm...
28:07I'm also good.
28:09You know,
28:09I've been away at training camp
28:10for a couple weeks.
28:11Coming home tomorrow.
28:13So...
28:14Here's a funny
28:15little question
28:16for you.
28:18Claire's guitar teacher.
28:21Nico.
28:23Yeah.
28:25He's not even
28:25that good looking.
28:26Like, at all.
28:26Oh, no.
28:27He's a solid 9.5
28:29and then him playing guitar
28:30takes him to about a 12.
28:32I just think it's...
28:32It's weird.
28:34You know, we...
28:35She's doubled her lessons
28:36while I've been away
28:37and we're watching movies
28:38they both like.
28:40Wouldn't you feel
28:41a little bit weird
28:41about your girlfriend
28:42hanging out with some
28:43guitar player
28:44multiple times a week?
28:45I thought you said
28:45he wasn't good looking.
28:47Zoe.
28:49Okay.
28:49I wouldn't feel great
28:52about it
28:52but I'd be confident
28:54in my relationship.
28:56I would know that
28:57she really wants
28:57to be with me
28:58and not him.
29:00I just don't get it.
29:01I mean,
29:01she's being so secretive
29:03about it.
29:04I haven't even heard
29:04her play anything.
29:06Yeah, Damon.
29:07I don't know.
29:08Don't you have any
29:09guy friends to call
29:10about this?
29:10Who am I going to talk
29:11to, Zoe?
29:12Guys don't talk about stuff.
29:13If only you knew
29:14somebody that dated Claire
29:15and knew her
29:16really, really well.
29:18Jake?
29:19Yeah.
29:19Is that weird?
29:20I mean,
29:21it can't be weirder
29:21than you calling me
29:22about this.
29:23Yeah, okay.
29:24You're right.
29:26You're good friends, though.
29:27Claire's lucky
29:28to have you on her side.
29:29Don't stress.
29:30I'm sure there's
29:31absolutely nothing
29:31to worry about.
29:33Plus, isn't it
29:33your birthday tomorrow?
29:34Focus on that.
29:36Yeah.
29:37Thanks, Zoe.
29:37I'll see you tomorrow.
29:38Hey, birthday boy.
29:51Not until tomorrow.
29:52Where's Jake?
29:53He's in the shower.
29:54He just got back
29:54from practice
29:55and he's disgusting.
29:56I was totally
29:58going to wish you
29:58a happy birthday,
29:59but I didn't have
30:00your number.
30:01Yeah, let's keep
30:02it that way.
30:03So what's on the agenda?
30:04What time am I
30:05picking you up tonight?
30:06Kidding.
30:07Obviously.
30:08Does Perfect Claire
30:09have a perfect
30:10little date planned?
30:11Other than running
30:12off the guitar teacher?
30:14Probably not.
30:14Oh, that's right.
30:15She starts dying
30:16with Nico.
30:17Wait, you know Nico?
30:19Yeah, I set them up.
30:20He's amazing.
30:22So, so talented.
30:23So, so talented.
30:26What do you mean
30:27you set them up?
30:28Well, she was saying
30:29a few weeks ago
30:30at the house
30:30that she's been
30:30wanting to learn,
30:31so I don't know.
30:33I suggested Nico.
30:34Oh, great.
30:35So this is your fault.
30:36Thanks a lot.
30:36Where was I?
30:37Sitting right next to her,
30:38not listening per usual?
30:41That's not,
30:42that's not true.
30:43I listen.
30:45Whatever.
30:46Anyway,
30:47out of the kindness
30:48of my generous heart,
30:50I suggested Nico.
30:51Every girl should have
30:51a few lessons with him.
30:53He teaches you
30:54so much.
30:56I wouldn't expect
30:57your smashed hockey brain
30:58to understand.
30:59What exactly
31:00wouldn't I understand?
31:00What exactly
31:02wouldn't I understand?
31:04Music,
31:05art,
31:05culture,
31:06languages.
31:07You're not, like,
31:08afraid she's gonna
31:09ditch you for a guy
31:10she can actually
31:11have a conversation with.
31:12Are you?
31:13But we have
31:14conversations, Chelsea.
31:16Is Jake
31:16out of the shower yet?
31:18Oh yeah,
31:18the what, huh?
31:19Hockey?
31:20And then hockey?
31:21Oh, of course, right.
31:22There's always hockey.
31:24Seriously, though, Damon,
31:25hockey's like your
31:26one true love
31:27and it's kind of boring.
31:28I love other things.
31:31Like what?
31:32Like Claire.
31:33And I don't want her
31:33running off with some
31:34guitar playing
31:36art culture
31:38looking
31:38snob,
31:40alright?
31:42Look,
31:43I'm not saying
31:43I'm an expert
31:44on all things Claire,
31:45but
31:45dating brothers
31:47has forced us
31:48to hang out
31:48with each other
31:49more than either of us
31:50would have liked
31:50and
31:51she's actually
31:52kind of
31:52interesting.
31:54so
31:56maybe you should
31:57at least pretend
31:58to care about
31:58some of the things
31:59she likes.
31:59Yeah.
32:01It's actually
32:01not terrible advice.
32:04Considered my
32:05birthday gift to you.
32:06Gee,
32:07thanks a lot.
32:09So,
32:10what are you still
32:10doing here?
32:11Go before she
32:12hires Nico
32:12to be your boyfriend
32:13at your party
32:14tomorrow.
32:15Bye.
32:17So,
32:17what are you still
32:18doing here?
32:19Go before she
32:19hires Nico
32:20to be your boyfriend
32:21at your party
32:21tomorrow.
32:23Bye.
32:24Yeah,
32:25yeah,
32:25okay,
32:25whatever.
32:26Thanks,
32:26bye.
32:39Hey!
32:41I was just
32:42going to call you.
32:43You're all
32:43dressed up.
32:45Damon,
32:46I've been wanting
32:47to tell you
32:48how I feel
32:48and
32:49this was going
32:51to be your
32:51birthday surprise,
32:52but
32:52I just
32:54I didn't think
32:56I could wait.
33:00Okay.
33:10You're the cream
33:12in my coffee,
33:13you're the apple
33:14of my eye.
33:15You make me
33:16want to laugh
33:17when I think
33:18I'm gonna cry
33:19like you're the one
33:21so there's one
33:22thing I must do
33:23I have to say
33:28I love you.
33:31I love you too.
33:35I love you too.
33:37Mom and steal her.
33:39I'm sorry,
33:39but I needed you
33:40to know it.
33:41I love you so much,
33:42Claire.
33:43And I'm sorry
33:44that I got weird
33:45earlier,
33:45but I talked to Zoe
33:46and
33:46You talked to Zoe?
33:47Yeah,
33:47and she told me
33:48not to worry
33:49and she told me
33:50that she always
33:51has your back,
33:51which I love.
33:54Love.
33:55And I talked
33:56to Chelsea.
33:57Ew,
33:57why didn't you
33:57talk to Chelsea?
33:58I don't know,
33:58she sucks.
34:00But she did say
34:01one thing
34:02that wasn't terrible.
34:03I want to make
34:04more of an effort
34:04to share your interests,
34:05Claire.
34:06I want to watch
34:07whatever you want
34:08to watch
34:08and talk about musicals.
34:11Even the old ones,
34:11I don't care.
34:12Just no subtitles.
34:14Deal?
34:15Deal.
34:16Okay.
34:17Babe?
34:19Yeah?
34:21Do you think
34:21I could finish my song?
34:22I work really hard on it.
34:24Yes, please.
34:30Blue-eyed baby
34:32as bright as the sky
34:34Hit it in the cloud
34:35and then we felt so high
34:37Think that you're the one
34:39so there's one thing
34:40I must do
34:41Have to say
34:46Did you change your pillowcases?
34:59No, Claire did not leave them there.
35:01That looks like trash.
35:04Do you have time
35:04to do a load of laundry?
35:05Not really
35:06but yeah
35:07Did you get the champagne?
35:10Yes
35:10Chocolates
35:12Rose petals
35:13Massage oils
35:14Scented candles
35:15All of that
35:15Claire, I'm playing with you.
35:18I literally don't understand
35:20why you're freaking out right now.
35:21One, Damon's been in your room
35:23and two,
35:23you're not a virgin.
35:24I'm a virgin to
35:25sleeping with brothers.
35:27True
35:27That's awkward.
35:30Is there a term for that?
35:31Sleeping
35:32with
35:33brothers.
35:37Please
35:37do not ever
35:39Google that.
35:40Ever.
35:41You're not helping.
35:42So
35:43look, this is a big night.
35:45After tonight, that's it.
35:47What do you mean this is it?
35:48Like
35:49me and Damon.
35:50There's no going back.
35:52Going back to what?
35:53To Jake?
35:54Have you guys been
35:55talking or something?
35:57No
35:57not talking
35:58just
35:59I don't know
36:01we dated for so long
36:02it feels like a
36:03betrayal
36:03you know?
36:06And
36:06plus I know
36:07Chelsea broke up with him
36:08so I know he's not
36:09in a good place.
36:11About time
36:12she dragged that on
36:13long enough.
36:14What's that supposed to be?
36:15Nothing
36:16Claire
36:16I don't think you sleeping
36:18with your boyfriend
36:18is a betrayal.
36:20You're good.
36:20You think they'll talk about it?
36:23Oh my god
36:23what if they compare notes?
36:25Oh god
36:25that's so awkward.
36:26I think the only one
36:27that gets to do the comparing
36:28is you
36:29plus Damon
36:30is going to be
36:31ten times better than Jake.
36:32Think about all that experience.
36:34Why would you say that?
36:36So
36:36I didn't even think
36:37of it like that.
36:40He's been with so many girls
36:42what if he thinks
36:43I don't know what I'm doing?
36:45God
36:46thinks a lot.
36:47Just what I needed.
36:48That's
36:48literally not what I meant
36:50at all.
36:52It's Damon.
36:53Wish me luck.
36:55Bye.
37:00Hey.
37:04You are definitely
37:05running late
37:06but since you are
37:07shirtless
37:09and you probably
37:10smell good
37:10I'll let it slide.
37:12You are definitely
37:14running late
37:15but since you
37:16are shirtless
37:17and you probably
37:18smell good
37:19I'll let it slide.
37:20Hey
37:21so I got some news.
37:23Bad news?
37:24No
37:25just
37:25do you remember
37:26Natasha?
37:29Natasha
37:29your
37:30super hot ex
37:31who ran away
37:32to live off the land
37:33in Japan?
37:34Ride her bicycle
37:35across Thailand
37:36but yeah
37:37great
37:37so you remember
37:38she's back.
37:40Oh
37:40so it's
37:41horrible news.
37:42I know we're
37:43supposed to hang
37:43tonight
37:43do you mind
37:44if I rain check?
37:45Do I mind
37:45if you bail
37:46to run off
37:47with a literal
37:48model
37:49who also happens
37:50to be your
37:50ex-girlfriend?
37:52Hmm
37:52let me think about that.
37:54I know it's a little
37:55bit weird
37:55but I promise
37:56she just wants to
37:56stop by
37:57show me some pictures
37:58and she's leaving
37:59again in like a week.
38:00Wait
38:00wait
38:00she's coming over
38:01to your place?
38:02Why can't you
38:03just insta-stalk her
38:04like any normal
38:05ex-boyfriend?
38:08Actually
38:09uh
38:09do not
38:10she is the
38:11literal girl
38:12version of you.
38:13That's exactly
38:14why we didn't work.
38:15Trust me
38:15it's strictly
38:16a friend name.
38:17I don't know
38:17I know how you guys
38:18were when you were
38:19together
38:19you couldn't keep
38:20your hands off
38:21each other.
38:21Yeah
38:21now I can't
38:22keep my hands
38:23off you.
38:24I'm being serious.
38:25We both have
38:26exes Claire
38:27come on
38:27don't forget
38:28I had to watch
38:29you date my brother
38:29for two years.
38:30don't forget
38:31I had to watch
38:31you date my brother
38:32for two years.
38:34Okay
38:34I don't want to fight
38:35I just
38:36I really wanted
38:36to spend time
38:37with you tonight.
38:38I was hoping
38:39this could be
38:40our
38:40special
38:41She's here
38:42I gotta go.
38:43Love you.
38:57I know
38:57I said
38:57I wanted updates
38:58but definitely
38:59did not mean
39:00in real time.
39:01Ha ha
39:01funny
39:02you know
39:03what else
39:03is funny?
39:05Damon
39:05running off
39:06with his ex-girlfriend.
39:07Wow
39:07which one?
39:09Please don't
39:10say Natasha.
39:11Oh
39:12didn't she
39:14move to the
39:15Philippines?
39:16Thailand
39:16and just
39:17for the year
39:18sadly.
39:20Damon
39:20finally moving
39:21on must have
39:21triggered her
39:22spidey sense
39:23and now she's
39:23returned to
39:24ruin my
39:25perfect night.
39:26Claire
39:26she's an
39:26influencer
39:27not a
39:28comic book
39:28villain.
39:29Same difference.
39:30Okay
39:30Natasha's back
39:31but that doesn't
39:32have to mean
39:32anything.
39:33Was Damon
39:33acting
39:34excited or
39:35weird?
39:36He showered.
39:38Okay
39:38he's pretty
39:40he does that
39:41anything else?
39:43I trust
39:44I trust
39:44I don't
39:45trust her.
39:48Shit
39:49she just posted
39:50a story
39:50I can't
39:51look at it
39:52she'll know.
39:52She has 80,000
39:53followers
39:54she's not
39:55gonna see your
39:55name.
39:56I can't
39:56look Zoe
39:57you look.
40:00What is it?
40:02Are they
40:02kissing?
40:04Are they back
40:04together?
40:05Okay
40:05maybe you
40:06should look
40:06at it
40:06so you
40:06can stop
40:07freaking
40:07out?
40:14Why would
40:15you have
40:15me look
40:16like that?
40:16Ugh!
40:20This is it.
40:21You're gonna get
40:22married, have two and a half
40:23kids, and have a yurt in
40:24Iceland.
40:25You know I did hear that
40:26Reykjavik is really beautiful
40:28in springtime actually.
40:30Ugh.
40:31Again, with the not
40:32helping.
40:33This was supposed to be
40:34our biggest night of our
40:35lives.
40:35I'm allowed to be
40:36disappointed.
40:37But you're being
40:38insane.
40:39Damon loves you.
40:40He's not getting back
40:41together with Natasha.
40:42Did you see the
40:43photo?
40:44He is supposed to be
40:45drinking and
40:46snuggling with me
40:47not her.
40:48They're not
40:49snuggling.
40:50And to be fair
40:51you didn't tell him
40:51about this perfect
40:52night so you can't
40:53be mad at him for
40:54not being a mind
40:55reader.
40:55You didn't tell him
40:56about this perfect
40:57night so you can't
40:58be mad at him for
40:59not being a mind
40:59reader.
41:01What's going on?
41:02Why are you taking
41:03my side on this?
41:05Nothing's wrong
41:05with me.
41:06I'm just saying
41:07that like
41:07whatever.
41:09I gotta go.
41:10Don't trip.
41:11I'm sure it'll be
41:12fine.
41:26Hi.
41:27Are you calling
41:27from Reykjavik?
41:28What?
41:30Nothing.
41:31Where are you?
41:32I thought you were
41:33hanging out with
41:33you were taking.
41:34Uh, yeah, I was
41:35but, you know,
41:36there's only so many
41:36pictures of Thailand
41:37a person can take.
41:38What happened?
41:40Nothing.
41:40What?
41:40Nothing.
41:42Nothing, nothing
41:42or something, nothing?
41:44You were right.
41:46That was a bad idea.
41:47It was stupid for me
41:48to think we could
41:48just hang as friends.
41:50She hasn't changed
41:51at all.
41:51I mean, she invited me
41:52to go to Bali with her
41:53and she tried to kiss me.
41:56Wait.
41:57You kissed?
41:58No, no, she tried.
42:00Look, I'm really sorry,
42:01Claire.
42:01I shouldn't have put
42:02myself in that position.
42:03Did you want to kiss her?
42:05No way.
42:06Are you kidding?
42:07You're the only person
42:08I want to kiss.
42:08Like, ever.
42:10Why don't you
42:11say that to my face?
42:13Why don't you let me up?
42:14I'm outside.
42:16You're here?
42:18Wait, are you sure?
42:19I only have 700 followers.
42:21Please.
42:22You know she bought
42:22all those followers, right?
42:24What?
42:24100%.
42:26But do I see
42:28some black silk
42:29under there?
42:29I'm much more
42:30interested in that.
42:31Come on, let me up.
42:39Keep going.
42:40Now, target zone
42:41for the tree punches
42:41right for the front
42:42of the face.
42:43Palms are down.
42:44Elbows are tight.
42:45There we go.
42:46Now, we're going to...
42:47Damon's texted me
42:48I love you
42:49three times
42:50since this morning.
42:51Who knew
42:52to get some mushy
42:52after sex?
42:53It's so important.
42:54That's awesome.
42:55And he took me out
42:56for breakfast.
42:58Did I say that already?
42:59Like, four times.
43:01Oh, well,
43:01now I guess
43:02I said it five.
43:03Anyway,
43:04did you hear that
43:04Natasha pays
43:05for her followers?
43:06How embarrassing
43:08and sad is that?
43:10Damon was talking about
43:11how...
43:12Uppercuts,
43:12target zone,
43:13where is it?
43:13Underneath the chin,
43:14elbow tight to the body.
43:16Now.
43:17Wow.
43:18That's actually
43:18the first question
43:19you've asked me
43:20in months.
43:22Whoa,
43:23are you mad at me?
43:24Not mad,
43:25I'm just...
43:26tired.
43:27Well,
43:27we can pause it.
43:28I mean...
43:29No,
43:29Claire,
43:29I'm tired of this
43:31one-sided friendship dance
43:32that we've been doing
43:33since you started dating Damon.
43:35I don't know
43:35what you're talking about.
43:36You realize that
43:37we were supposed to go
43:38to homecoming together,
43:39right?
43:39And then Damon came,
43:40and the only time
43:41you call me
43:42is to ask
43:43or talk about Damon,
43:44and now
43:44Damon's calling me
43:45to talk about you,
43:46and I am
43:47tired of it.
43:48We're supposed
43:49to be best friends,
43:50right?
43:50I am your best friend.
43:51No,
43:52I'm your best friend,
43:53and you've been
43:54asleep at the wheel.
43:55I am your best friend.
43:56No,
43:57I'm your best friend,
43:58and you've been
43:58asleep at the wheel.
43:59Well,
44:00I'm sorry I'm talking
44:01a little too much
44:02about my boyfriend,
44:03but I don't think
44:03it's fair to say
44:04that I've been
44:04a bad friend.
44:05I mean...
44:06Well,
44:06I think a good friend
44:07would notice
44:07that their best friend
44:08has been going
44:09through something huge
44:11the past few months.
44:12Oh my god,
44:14what?
44:14Zoe,
44:14are you okay?
44:15Yeah,
44:16I'm actually
44:17great.
44:19I've been seeing
44:19someone,
44:20and it's getting
44:21pretty serious,
44:22but it's been
44:23exhausting
44:24not being able
44:25to just talk
44:26to you about it.
44:27You can talk
44:28to me about anything.
44:29This is so exciting.
44:30Who is it?
44:31It's not important.
44:32What do you mean
44:33it's not important?
44:35I want to know
44:35who stole my bestie's heart.
44:37Come on.
44:38She didn't steal anything.
44:39It just kind of
44:40happened.
44:42I didn't think
44:43we'd get along
44:43so well,
44:44but she's just
44:46perfect.
44:48Okay,
44:49so we've established
44:50it's a girl.
44:52I mean,
44:52that shrinks the pool
44:53a little,
44:54but you still haven't
44:54given me a good enough
44:55hint.
44:56Okay,
44:57maybe she's not
44:57perfect,
44:58and it's just like
44:59the honeymoon phase
44:59talking.
45:01I don't know.
45:02I don't know
45:02what we are.
45:04It's like,
45:05we're dating,
45:05but we haven't
45:07put a label on it yet.
45:09I guess it's just
45:10like a little bit
45:11more complicated
45:11for Chelsea.
45:12What does Chelsea
45:14have to do with this?
45:16Because I'm the first
45:17girl she's ever
45:18been with.
45:19I guess it's just
45:20like a little bit
45:21more complicated
45:21for Chelsea.
45:23What does Chelsea
45:24have to do with this?
45:26Because I'm the first
45:27girl she's ever
45:28been with.
45:29Hold on.
45:31You're dating
45:32Chelsea?
45:33Like,
45:34like ruined
45:35my life,
45:36Chelsea.
45:37Are you kidding me?
45:38We hate Chelsea!
45:40You know she broke up
45:40with Jake and he's
45:41like devastated,
45:42right?
45:43Okay,
45:43but we don't care
45:44about Jake.
45:45We care about me,
45:46right?
45:46So you're the other
45:47woman now.
45:48That's not fair.
45:50Especially because she
45:51wasn't even that into him.
45:52I'm sorry,
45:52what?
45:53She weaseled into
45:55our two-year relationship
45:56because she wasn't
45:57that into him?
45:59Claire,
45:59why are you so
46:00wrapped up in that?
46:01Aren't you in heaven
46:02with Damon?
46:02Because I haven't
46:03heard you shut up
46:04about him in the
46:04last three months.
46:05Well,
46:06I'm sorry I didn't
46:07shut up long enough
46:08to hear of your
46:08disastrous plan
46:09to date the
46:10she-devil herself.
46:12I would have
46:13talked you out of it.
46:14You don't even
46:14know her,
46:14Claire.
46:15Seems like I
46:16don't know either of you.
46:17And whose fault
46:18is that?
46:19Listen,
46:20I can tell you
46:21exactly what Damon
46:22had for breakfast,
46:23but as soon as I
46:24share an important
46:25detail of my love
46:26life for once,
46:27you get up on
46:27your high horse
46:28and you rain
46:29judgment on
46:29everyone below you.
46:31I'm over it.
46:42Well,
46:43that went well.
46:44Uh-oh.
46:45How bad?
46:46If a dumpster fire
46:47filled with fuzzy
46:48puppies was a tin,
46:50then that was
46:51a 14.7.
46:53Gross.
46:54I'm sorry,
46:55babe.
46:55I know it
46:56couldn't happen easy,
46:57but at least
46:58Claire stopped
46:58talking long enough
46:59for you to tell her.
47:00That feels like
47:01a small win.
47:02I guess.
47:03I don't know.
47:03It's hard
47:05because I don't even
47:06know what I'm
47:06supposed to be
47:06telling her.
47:07Like, I didn't say
47:08that you were my
47:08girlfriend because
47:09you and Jake
47:10just broke up
47:11and I totally
47:12respect that.
47:13I think after
47:14last night,
47:15it's pretty safe
47:16to say you're
47:16my girlfriend,
47:17Zoe.
47:19Cool.
47:21Cool.
47:21Chelsea,
47:24I really like you
47:25and I haven't
47:26been this happy
47:26with someone
47:27in a long time.
47:29I just wish
47:30that Claire
47:31could get her
47:31head out of her
47:32butt for five
47:33seconds to be
47:33excited for me.
47:36Whatever.
47:38I don't need her.
47:39I have you.
47:40As much as
47:42I'd love to have
47:42Claire out of my
47:43life forever,
47:44you guys have
47:45way too much
47:45history to throw it
47:46away.
47:46But that dumpster
47:47fire I was
47:48talking about,
47:48yeah, it's
47:49active.
47:50Babe, I'm
47:51serious.
47:52You guys have
47:52been friends
47:53forever and I'm
47:53sure you've
47:54taken your
47:54turns over the
47:55years being
47:55the needy one.
47:57Babe, I'm
47:58serious.
47:58You guys have
47:59been friends
47:59forever and I'm
48:00sure you've
48:00taken your
48:01turns over the
48:01years being
48:02the needy one.
48:03Yeah, well,
48:04her 90 days
48:05have expired.
48:06They're done.
48:08I'm over it.
48:09I've never
48:09known you to be
48:10the type to not
48:11say what's on
48:11your mind, but
48:12for some reason
48:13with Claire, you
48:14just bottled it
48:14up and it's
48:15like, it's
48:16like you forgot
48:16how to stand
48:17up for
48:17yourself.
48:18Well, she
48:19dominates every
48:20single conversation
48:21with me and
48:21Damon did this
48:22and me and
48:23Damon did
48:23that.
48:24So you're
48:24telling me you
48:25haven't had a
48:26single chance to
48:27tell her about
48:28us or about
48:28how you were
48:29feeling or you
48:30may be holding
48:31back because you
48:31knew how she'd
48:32respond.
48:35Maybe.
48:36Claire's the one
48:37who needs to
48:37apologize, but
48:38she's not the
48:39only one in the
48:40wrong.
48:41Why do you
48:44have to be so
48:45perfect?
48:46Bad habit.
48:49Alright, let
48:50me figure this
48:51out.
48:52Okay, call me
48:53back.
48:54Bye.
48:57Hey, what's
48:58going on?
48:59Chelsea?
49:00Did I open a
49:01cursed box?
49:01Was I a serial
49:02killer in a past
49:03life?
49:04What horrible
49:04karma am I
49:05due that Chelsea
49:06exists to date
49:07everyone I love?
49:08She hasn't dated
49:09me.
49:09I will literally
49:11murder.
49:11She hasn't dated
49:12me.
49:12I will
49:13literally murder.
49:15Sounds like
49:15you'll be a serial
49:16killer in this
49:16life, too.
49:17Why aren't you
49:18more bothered by
49:18this?
49:19Don't you feel
49:19bad for Jake?
49:20No, do you?
49:23No.
49:24Look, she has
49:24just weaseled her
49:25way through our
49:26entire friend group
49:27and I'm sick of
49:27it.
49:28I thought you
49:28guys were
49:28becoming buds.
49:29Didn't she set
49:30you up with
49:30Miko?
49:31Yeah, another
49:33way how she's
49:33ruined our
49:34lives.
49:35Why can't she
49:35just stay in
49:36her lane?
49:36What?
49:41Nothing, I
49:42just I hope
49:43you weren't
49:43like this with
49:44Zoe.
49:45I think it's
49:45cool, Zoe's
49:46never really had
49:46a relationship
49:47stick, has
49:48she?
49:48So maybe the
49:49fact that she's
49:50bringing this up
49:50to you could be
49:52something serious.
49:54Why'd she wait
49:54so long to tell
49:55me then?
49:56Maybe because
49:57she knew you
49:57were going to
49:57act like you
49:58did?
49:59Okay, so you
50:00think I'm the
50:00jerk?
50:01No, no.
50:03I just I think
50:04it's maybe it's
50:05your turn to be
50:05the best friend.
50:06Yeah, the best
50:07friend to someone
50:08who's just
50:08screamed at me.
50:10Zoe's literally
50:10never screamed
50:11at anyone.
50:12She's the
50:12chillest person
50:12I know.
50:14I'm sorry to
50:14say it, babe.
50:15You know I'm
50:15on your side,
50:16but if she's
50:17this upset...
50:19I was wrong.
50:21You're still
50:21very cute,
50:22though, and I
50:23bet you're even
50:24cuter when you
50:24apologize.
50:26Not that I've
50:26ever seen it,
50:27but I'm sure
50:28we'll get there
50:28one day.
50:30Don't hold
50:30your breath.
50:33Okay.
50:35I am going
50:36to give her
50:37the best
50:38best friend
50:38apology she's
50:39ever had.
50:40You got this.
50:41I'm proud of
50:41you.
50:43And thanks
50:43for loving me,
50:45even though I'm
50:45a teeny tiny
50:47bit difficult.
50:49Of course.
50:50You got this.
50:51pick up, please
50:57pick up.
51:00Never have I
51:01ever been the
51:02biggest jerk in
51:02the history of
51:03the world.
51:04I was gonna say
51:05been so selfish
51:06to someone who's
51:07always been there
51:08for me, but
51:09yours works, too.
51:11I messed up.
51:13You messed up
51:13big time.
51:14I know.
51:15I freaked.
51:17I'm just, I'm so
51:17tired of hearing
51:18Chelsea's name.
51:19But that
51:22doesn't matter
51:23because this
51:25isn't about me.
51:27Well, you're
51:27gonna be hearing
51:28it a lot more.
51:30Seriously, Claire,
51:31I've never felt
51:32this way about
51:33anybody before.
51:35I think she
51:36might be
51:36my person.
51:39If you're
51:39happy,
51:40I'm happy.
51:43Truly.
51:43Look, I love
51:44you, so
51:45you're my best
51:46friend, and
51:48I'm yours, and
51:49you are not
51:50allowed to
51:50replace me.
51:51You're my best
51:52friend, and
51:54I'm yours, and
51:55you are not
51:55allowed to
51:56replace me.
51:57You know
51:57there's an
51:57app for that?
51:58Best friend
51:59for hire?
52:00Yeah, but
52:00unfortunately, they
52:02don't seem to
52:03have anybody as
52:03good as you.
52:04I checked.
52:05I'm sorry, too.
52:11I should've
52:12told you way
52:12sooner.
52:14It's just I was
52:14afraid that you
52:15were gonna freak
52:15out, which you
52:17did, and I know
52:18Chelsea's probably
52:19the worst person
52:20for this to
52:20happen with, but
52:21if you guys just
52:22gave each other a
52:23chance, I'm sure
52:25you would get
52:25along.
52:27Wait, Chelsea
52:29doesn't like me?
52:32But if you
52:34like her, I
52:34guess.
52:35she can't be
52:36all that bad.
52:39Now, spill the
52:41deets.
52:41You have dirt to
52:42catch me up on.
52:43Well, let's just
52:44say last night
52:45wasn't just
52:46your special
52:47night?
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