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00:00:00The stank face that she gives that just-
00:00:21And the picture-
00:00:30Rose?
00:00:39I don't know, Snow. That's what we're trying to figure out.
00:00:47Whoa.
00:00:50Calm down.
00:01:01A tattoo?
00:01:09Oh, what is it? Hello? We don't like racist remarks, Crane. Get out of here with that.
00:01:19Smell an awful lot like xenophobia.
00:01:31Oh my god.
00:01:34Okay, Crane. Un-unneeded commentary, my guy. Unneeded.
00:01:39You can't go out there.
00:01:40Why not?
00:01:41It's too dangerous. Someone tried to kill you. Bigby, you can't let her go out there with you.
00:01:46You'd be putting her life at risk.
00:01:48Uh, yeah. Geez, Snow, you should-
00:01:51You should stay behind, Snow.
00:01:54I should go.
00:01:56You should stay behind, cause it's the best thing that I could possibly do to protect you.
00:02:02It is a good idea to stay where it's safe and not be where I am on screen.
00:02:13This whole thing is complete bullshit and always has been. I mean, what's his job, really?
00:02:18To keep shit from reaching the little ones.
00:02:19I'm- I'm keeping her safe, guys.
00:02:21I'm doing what I need to do.
00:02:22I don't know where they are.
00:02:23You're a bar. You're supposed to have darts around.
00:02:25And I normally do, but who knows where the fuck they went to after-
00:02:30Hello.
00:02:32I'm back.
00:02:35Yeah, it's- it's safe. It's- it's- guys, it's a safety thing, okay?
00:02:39Come on, Holly. I need entertainment.
00:02:44This'll do.
00:02:46Who's this dude?
00:02:53Haha.
00:02:54You can relax.
00:02:55Okay, okay, I know. Just relax.
00:02:58I'm not here to start anything.
00:03:02Okay.
00:03:03Every time I see this guy, he seems to lose weight.
00:03:06It's amazing. It really is.
00:03:08He loses weight and yet somehow keeps all the muscle.
00:03:11Jack.
00:03:12Wolfie, my dear.
00:03:13Jack?
00:03:15Like Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.
00:03:17Jack jump over the candlestick?
00:03:18Because you know, we were just talking about you.
00:03:20All of us.
00:03:21I need to talk to Holly.
00:03:22I just need to talk to Holly.
00:03:24Privately.
00:03:25Oh, maybe Jack and the Beanstalk.
00:03:26Alright, just give us a second first.
00:03:28I'm dying to hear about the body that came out of the East River this morning.
00:03:32It was a fable, right?
00:03:33Oh my god, dude, you have no tact.
00:03:35Everyone knows.
00:03:37Tweedledee was just here.
00:03:41You said it looked like Snow White.
00:03:43What?
00:03:44What the hell, Crane?
00:03:46Tweedledee said you arrested him for no earthly reason.
00:03:49Kept him locked in the cellar all fucking night.
00:03:52He said you tortured him.
00:03:54Which, I don't know, that seems like a breach of your legislative duties.
00:03:58Bigby, come on.
00:03:59You can't be so dumb as to-
00:04:00Jack, find the off button, now.
00:04:02Real talk, Holly, real talk.
00:04:04What is it with you two?
00:04:05You and Gran are all, let's get a posse together when there's no one around.
00:04:09But as soon as the big bad wolf walks in, your tails go between your legs.
00:04:14Cat got your nerve?
00:04:15What happened?
00:04:16What happened?
00:04:17I'm tired is what happened.
00:04:19Tired of what?
00:04:20Jack.
00:04:21Enough, dude.
00:04:22I'm sick and tired of trouble.
00:04:23I don't want anymore.
00:04:24Jack.
00:04:25What?
00:04:26Bigby, look.
00:04:27Two fables are dead.
00:04:29And shit, Gren's sister-
00:04:31Holly's sister.
00:04:32Holly's sister has been missing for what?
00:04:34He'll bury himself.
00:04:35A few days now.
00:04:36And we haven't heard word one about it from anyone.
00:04:39Actually, have there been any updates?
00:04:43Be gentle with Holly.
00:04:44I don't know how to say this to you, Holly.
00:04:47The woman we found in the river.
00:04:49Who was it?
00:04:50You know who that was.
00:04:52Oh, honey.
00:04:53Boy, I sure walked into that one.
00:04:54If you say one more fucking thing, just one more thing.
00:05:09I guess no one likes Jack.
00:05:11You know who that was.
00:05:12You know who that was.
00:05:13You know who that was.
00:05:14You know who that was.
00:05:15You know who that was.
00:05:16God fucking damn it.
00:05:17Of course, the dear princess, Snow fucking White, is all safe and sound.
00:05:22Where were you when we reported this weeks ago, huh?
00:05:25Where are you when we ever fucking need you?
00:05:28If you'd give one ounce of a shit about her, about any of us, she might have been saved.
00:05:35She might have been cared for.
00:05:37She might have been-
00:05:38She might have been-
00:05:41Yeah.
00:05:42All right, everyone.
00:05:46Clear out.
00:05:47I ain't leaving her with you.
00:05:49No way.
00:05:51I knew this would happen.
00:05:53I know this is hard.
00:05:54I know.
00:05:55You can just, uh...
00:05:57Grief is a rough thing, pals.
00:06:05Holly.
00:06:06I ain't got nothing for you, Wolf.
00:06:10All right, I think that's-
00:06:14Oh!
00:06:15Ah, for fuck's sake.
00:06:16Yeah.
00:06:17Okay.
00:06:18What could you possibly want right now?
00:06:22Why are you here?
00:06:24What are you doing here?
00:06:25I know you told me to stay put, but-
00:06:28Oh my god.
00:06:29I'm sorry, baby.
00:06:30I just can't.
00:06:31I have to do something.
00:06:32I'm not-
00:06:33I'm not sitting in the office all day.
00:06:34I have to help.
00:06:36So you decide to invade and compromise a situation.
00:06:40Okay.
00:06:42Okay.
00:06:45It's like the toddler that you say,
00:06:47Hey, I need you to sit in this room and refuses and consistently comes out into the kitchen.
00:06:52I just wanna-
00:06:53It should've been you.
00:06:54It should've been you and it wasn't.
00:06:58I agree.
00:07:02I agree.
00:07:10We recovered this from her personal effects.
00:07:13I thought you might like to have it.
00:07:15I-I didn't know she still had this.
00:07:21Isn't that evidence?
00:07:22Oh my god.
00:07:24It's very rare.
00:07:25And very old.
00:07:28Ah, Christ.
00:07:29It's quite lovely.
00:07:30It's quite lovely.
00:07:31Grim.
00:07:32Yeah?
00:07:33Take off for a bit, would you?
00:07:34Are you sure?
00:07:36That's the only good thing that she did was give her the brooch.
00:07:45But still, it does not-
00:07:47It does not mean that I condone her being here for this reason.
00:07:51I don't know that much about her life.
00:07:59Honestly, we didn't talk often.
00:08:06Man, I feel so bad for her.
00:08:09She was lost here, in the city.
00:08:12She just got swept away by it.
00:08:15Why was Lily glamoured?
00:08:16You know why she'd be glamoured as Snow White?
00:08:19What?
00:08:21Oh god.
00:08:22I'm sorry.
00:08:25That was probably about-
00:08:30She was hooking.
00:08:32To pay down debt.
00:08:33It ate me up to see her that way.
00:08:36Eventually, the only people she owed were at her work.
00:08:39You know, that shithole club.
00:08:41The Puddin' and Pie.
00:08:42Puddin' and Pie?
00:08:43The owner Georgie, with all his fucking fees.
00:08:46It's a crock of shit.
00:08:48That's how they kept her under their thumb.
00:08:50Georgie Porgie Puddin' and Pie?
00:08:55Like the thumb one?
00:08:57Like that Georgie?
00:08:59No way.
00:09:01Puddin' and Pie, huh?
00:09:03What do you know about the place?
00:09:05What a name for a strip club.
00:09:06Holy moly.
00:09:07Just go check it out.
00:09:08We've got a lead.
00:09:09Maybe we can take it from here?
00:09:13Anything we can do.
00:09:14Thanks for everything, Holly.
00:09:15Is there, um-
00:09:16Is there anything we can do to her?
00:09:18No.
00:09:19No, I'm better off dealing with things-
00:09:20Georgie Porgie Puddin' and Pie.
00:09:21I don't need sympathy and I don't need charity.
00:09:24It's not charity.
00:09:25It's looking out for our own.
00:09:28Is she-
00:09:30Where is she?
00:09:31She's at the business office.
00:09:33She's taken care of.
00:09:34I'm gonna have to go down there and get her.
00:09:38Fuck.
00:09:39Please, we can handle the funeral arrangements.
00:09:41No, no.
00:09:42It's a kind of-
00:09:43It's a formality with trolls.
00:09:46We burn our dead-
00:09:47You can have her body.
00:09:48I don't know.
00:09:49Of course.
00:09:50Okay.
00:09:51Good.
00:09:53Let's go down to the business office-
00:09:54You promised Holly the body.
00:09:55Yes, I did.
00:09:56We're gonna have to wait for more necessary preparations, alright?
00:10:06I'll go down there now.
00:10:07See what I can find out from the owner.
00:10:10Just so you know, when the door opens prep the black.
00:10:13Understood.
00:10:14Okay.
00:10:15Really.
00:10:16Thanks.
00:10:17It just made everything easier.
00:10:18So we're going to the club.
00:10:20Uh, does that mean that I need to black this bad boy out really quick?
00:10:23really quick.
00:10:27Okay.
00:10:28Just to be safe, I'm gonna go ahead
00:10:30and just black it out now.
00:10:37Okay, I'm just gonna go ahead and black it out,
00:10:39but I will keep the audio running until the booba
00:10:40is gone. Thank you for the warning.
00:10:53I'm in the back of a car
00:10:57right now.
00:11:02The pudding and pie.
00:11:04The Bronx.
00:11:07No booba.
00:11:09No booba.
00:11:13There's a little lady
00:11:14standing outside smoking a cigarette.
00:11:20I still don't see any booba, guys.
00:11:23You're always welcome, of course.
00:11:26Is it business or pleasure?
00:11:28Or both?
00:11:30I'm looking for someone.
00:11:32Finding you someone is our specialty.
00:11:35With the clubs closed.
00:11:36Not quite what I meant.
00:11:40That's too bad.
00:11:42I guess you'd better talk to Georgie.
00:11:45You're in luck.
00:11:46He's here. Come on.
00:11:47Okay, we're going inside.
00:11:48I should warn you
00:11:54that Georgie does not like
00:11:56to be bothered when he's working.
00:11:57And he's in kind of a
00:11:59mood right now.
00:12:01I mean, more so than usual.
00:12:03It'll be fine.
00:12:05I have a way with people.
00:12:07Mm-hmm.
00:12:07So I've heard.
00:12:10Okay, we're entering.
00:12:11Okay.
00:12:11Okay.
00:12:11Okay.
00:12:11Okay.
00:12:12Okay.
00:12:12Okay.
00:12:12Okay.
00:12:12Okay.
00:12:12Okay.
00:12:12Okay.
00:12:12Okay.
00:12:13Okay.
00:12:13Okay.
00:12:13Okay.
00:12:13Okay.
00:12:14Okay.
00:12:14Okay.
00:12:15Okay.
00:12:15Okay.
00:12:15Okay.
00:12:15Okay.
00:12:16Okay.
00:12:17Okay.
00:12:17Okay.
00:12:18Okay.
00:12:18We're Da Booba.
00:12:21We're in a back room.
00:12:23Welcome to the Pudding and Pie,
00:12:26where we cater to the diverse taste
00:12:28of the Fable community.
00:12:30Your pleasure is our pleasure.
00:12:33Your desires are our desires.
00:12:36Your imagination is the menu,
00:12:37and discretion is our guarantee.
00:12:39Oh, they're Da Booba.
00:12:49Okay.
00:12:49Oh, yeah.
00:12:54They don't censor anything.
00:12:56Holly.
00:13:03It's all over the screen.
00:13:08They weren't playing.
00:13:11Thank you for the black screen, guys.
00:13:13I have to walk across the screen to get to Georgie because there's boobah.
00:13:19I almost don't dare put the screen back up.
00:13:24I'm a little scared.
00:13:28Keep dancing, you.
00:13:29I didn't say stop.
00:13:31No, please.
00:13:33I want to turn the screen back on.
00:13:35Please leave.
00:13:36You.
00:13:37Stay right there.
00:13:38Don't even think about sitting down.
00:13:40We're not finished.
00:13:43You, Georgie.
00:13:46Brilliant deduction, Sheriff.
00:13:49What do you want, then?
00:13:55You here for a little taste?
00:13:57Tell you what.
00:13:58Come back after midnight, maybe.
00:14:00I can hook you up.
00:14:03Or, uh, knowing you,
00:14:05this is probably not quite your style.
00:14:07You'd prefer someone who can take a bit of a beating.
00:14:10Tell me,
00:14:10do you prefer a stationary target
00:14:12or one that will put up a fight?
00:14:14I'm not here for that.
00:14:16Is she just going to stand there the whole time?
00:14:22Jesus, Bigby.
00:14:23You're so corny.
00:14:24I love it, though.
00:14:25The boobah's still here.
00:14:26Seriously, I love it.
00:14:28I love it.
00:14:28I love it.
00:14:29I love it.
00:14:29I love it.
00:14:30I love it.
00:14:31I love it.
00:14:31I love it.
00:14:32I love it.
00:14:32I love it.
00:14:33I love it.
00:14:33I love it.
00:14:34Okay, all right, Sheriff.
00:14:36Just fucking with you.
00:14:38Look, I know why you're here.
00:14:42Are you sure?
00:14:43Listen, Sheriff,
00:14:46around here we can't afford to wait for you
00:14:48and your swanky pals to take an interest.
00:14:50We have to look out for each other.
00:14:52When shit happens,
00:14:53I hear about it,
00:14:55especially if it concerns my livelihood.
00:14:57In that case,
00:14:58I assume you knew Lily was glamored.
00:15:00Of course she was,
00:15:00you daft git.
00:15:01She was a troll.
00:15:02No,
00:15:03I mean glamored to look like another fable.
00:15:05Yeah?
00:15:06Well, so what?
00:15:07Who gives a toss?
00:15:09People get up to all kinds of things
00:15:11when nobody's watching.
00:15:12You know,
00:15:13it's illegal to impersonate another fable.
00:15:15Yeah, she's just a stage dancer.
00:15:16She's just like a...
00:15:17It's illegal as long as I don't like it.
00:15:19Like a stripper stage dancer,
00:15:20but she's in nothing
00:15:22but a pair of very stringy underpants,
00:15:24so I can't show it.
00:15:27Ooh,
00:15:28black market is it?
00:15:30How exciting.
00:15:32This is exactly what I would expect
00:15:33from a thug like you.
00:15:34Storm in,
00:15:35throw around a bunch of accusations,
00:15:37try to scare people,
00:15:39but you've got fuck off the packaging.
00:15:39Flossy string right up
00:15:41between nature's pockets.
00:15:42And we're all just meant to jump
00:15:44any time the wolf shows his teeth.
00:15:48He used to be something, you know.
00:15:51Can...
00:15:51Can you tell her to leave?
00:15:53Get that out of my face.
00:15:54This was part of the glamour
00:15:55we found on Lily's body.
00:15:57Take a good look.
00:15:59She was impersonating Snow White.
00:16:01Why?
00:16:02You've got this all wrong.
00:16:04If Lily was doing a special glamour,
00:16:05it wasn't for me.
00:16:06For fuck's sake.
00:16:07I want that kind of thing.
00:16:08Are they nice?
00:16:08Yeah, actually, they are.
00:16:09Who was she doing it for then?
00:16:10She had clients, Bigby.
00:16:13Maybe one of them was into it.
00:16:14A lot of fucked up people in Fable Town.
00:16:16Like who?
00:16:17Try looking in the mirror.
00:16:20Anyway, now what to do with me?
00:16:22Please send her off,
00:16:23so I can turn the screen back on,
00:16:25Mr. Georgie.
00:16:26Go on, then.
00:16:26Oh yeah, she's...
00:16:28Yep, poor thing.
00:16:34We're not done here.
00:16:34We're not done here.
00:16:36I think we are.
00:16:37I said we're not.
00:16:40You gonna hit me?
00:16:41Go ahead.
00:16:42That's what you wanna do, right?
00:16:43That's what you came here for, right?
00:16:45One more time.
00:16:46Who hired me?
00:16:47He fell over the back of the couch
00:16:53and broke his boombox.
00:16:59Oh, she's leaving.
00:17:03Okay.
00:17:05I think the booba is gone.
00:17:07She just left off the stage.
00:17:09So does that mean it's safe?
00:17:11There's no more booba?
00:17:11Okay.
00:17:17Brace yourselves.
00:17:18I'm pretty sure the booba is gone.
00:17:20Um.
00:17:22But here we go.
00:17:26Proud of your little mess.
00:17:29Fuck's sake.
00:17:34Fuck off, Hans.
00:17:41Oh, Hansel and Gretel, maybe.
00:18:05Take my court.
00:18:07End of story.
00:18:08Why not look it up?
00:18:10What's that?
00:18:11Isn't there a little book
00:18:12with all the stuff about the girls
00:18:13and all that written in it?
00:18:14You're a fucking moron.
00:18:16Show me.
00:18:17There is no book.
00:18:19Why are you hiding from me?
00:18:21We need to work on your communication skills
00:18:23and have a fairly good idea where to start.
00:18:26Dude, no.
00:18:26Hey, that's my personal property.
00:18:31Tell me about the book, please.
00:18:34Sure, go ahead.
00:18:36Do what comes naturally.
00:18:37Yeah, I was not expecting that voice
00:18:42for Hans either.
00:18:48Tell me about the book.
00:18:50You haven't got the slightest clue
00:18:52about anything.
00:18:56Hey, now.
00:18:57I want the book.
00:19:00Cut the crap, Georgie.
00:19:05I want the book Hans is talking about.
00:19:08Hans is confused.
00:19:09Again.
00:19:13Don't even think about it.
00:19:15Tell me where it is.
00:19:17Look, Georgie.
00:19:19Why don't you just tell me
00:19:21where the book is?
00:19:22Can we please not go round and round
00:19:24about this?
00:19:25There's no book.
00:19:27End of story.
00:19:30Do not touch that.
00:19:33Hand it over while you can.
00:19:35We resort to the violence
00:19:39as a final measure.
00:19:40I'm sorry, Sheriff,
00:19:41but there's no Andy magic book
00:19:42with everything you want to know
00:19:43jotted down inside.
00:19:45I sincerely wish there was.
00:19:46Maybe it would get you off me back.
00:19:52Well, well.
00:19:53What's this?
00:19:54Looks like a floor safe.
00:19:56Oh, how interesting.
00:19:58It was here when we moved in.
00:19:59I don't have a key to it.
00:20:01Sheriff, will you come on?
00:20:02Fuck's sake,
00:20:03I've got to open up in a few hours.
00:20:05Give me the book.
00:20:11Give it to me.
00:20:12You're a big bad bastard.
00:20:14We get it.
00:20:15Everyone's guilty.
00:20:16We fucking get it.
00:20:19Jesus.
00:20:20You're killing me.
00:20:21I'm begging you.
00:20:22I'll pay you.
00:20:24People are dead, dude.
00:20:27Two women are dead.
00:20:29Then quit being a bloody idiot.
00:20:33Come on, Nate.
00:20:34Leave it.
00:20:35There's nothing there for you.
00:20:38I want to see how far.
00:20:41You might want to stand back.
00:20:44All right.
00:20:45All right.
00:20:46All right.
00:20:47See, there you go.
00:20:54There you go.
00:20:55It's about getting people to talk.
00:20:59It's not about the damage.
00:21:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:21:07Once again, don't get your hopes up.
00:21:09There's nothing in here that'll tell you anything.
00:21:12But it's a kick to the balls for me and my club,
00:21:14so you can be happy about that.
00:21:17There's a little bit of money in there.
00:21:19There's nothing in there.
00:21:26Oh.
00:21:28Oh.
00:21:28Oh, dear.
00:21:32I'm afraid it might be a fake name, Bigby.
00:21:35Secrecy is sort of how this all works.
00:21:37Even Ant knows that.
00:21:38Mr. Smith, 207.
00:21:40What's 207?
00:21:40Room number?
00:21:41I don't fucking know.
00:21:42Millimeters, maybe?
00:21:43Don't bullshit me, Georgie.
00:21:45Millimeters.
00:21:45It's your buck, your girls.
00:22:15I'm gonna call your superiors to make a complaint.
00:22:23Well, let's explore, then, I suppose.
00:22:27Oh, hello, door.
00:22:30What's back here, friend?
00:22:36Stuff.
00:22:37Looks like just personal items.
00:22:40Oh, cubby holes for the dancers. Yep, yeah.
00:22:46Item, aw, Faith's items.
00:22:54This is all stuff that belonged to Faith.
00:22:59Broken open.
00:23:00Why is it busted?
00:23:03But why?
00:23:07Faith, thanks for covering for me tonight.
00:23:10Let's talk before you go over to the apartment, Lily.
00:23:15Looks like they both saw one of Lily's clients.
00:23:19So Lily and Faith were friends?
00:23:26Lipstick, lip gloss, compact, glitter.
00:23:33Faith.
00:23:34She's the real crime in all of this.
00:23:41Can you pick up the rest guy?
00:23:43Out of respect?
00:23:45Apparently not.
00:23:49What a trashy room.
00:23:51I heard you out there.
00:23:56I don't remember ever seeing you here before.
00:24:01I am here now.
00:24:02I'm here now.
00:24:05Yes.
00:24:07She's pretty.
00:24:09Poor thing.
00:24:11She was the one that was dancing, by the way.
00:24:13Just so that you guys know.
00:24:14You're trying to place me.
00:24:15She was the boobah that we had to censor.
00:24:18They used to call me the Little Mermaid.
00:24:22She's Ariel!
00:24:25Does that help?
00:24:28It's Ariel!
00:24:32Whatever makes them happy.
00:24:37Ariel's a stripper now.
00:24:38I never know.
00:24:40Well, Narissa, I've got some questions.
00:24:43Of course you do.
00:24:45I don't have answers.
00:24:46You'll have to find those yourself.
00:24:54Mr. Smith?
00:24:55I need to know about one of Lily's, uh, clients.
00:24:58Calling himself Mr. Smith, apparently.
00:25:01I think it's probably a code name.
00:25:03We can't talk about work.
00:25:06This is a murder case.
00:25:07I mean, can't.
00:25:10These lips are sealed.
00:25:12Discretion is our guarantee.
00:25:16It's how things work here.
00:25:18People say that.
00:25:19People keep using those phrases.
00:25:21I've heard it three times now.
00:25:26This is what I need to know about.
00:25:28Lily's last entry.
00:25:30Who's Mr. Smith?
00:25:31Where's room 207?
00:25:32I have to know.
00:25:35These lips.
00:25:37Is there a magic thing?
00:25:42Sheriff Wolf, would you like to make an appointment with me?
00:25:44Either over the girls or maybe like on the ribbon thing?
00:25:46Around their voice?
00:25:47A appointment with me.
00:25:53Okay.
00:25:53Okay.
00:25:56What would I need to do?
00:25:58I hear you.
00:25:59I'm listening.
00:26:00I need 150.
00:26:01It's not good to be short.
00:26:07I don't have the money.
00:26:09I gave it to Faith.
00:26:10Oh, I, uh...
00:26:12I don't, uh...
00:26:15It's an enchantment.
00:26:16They can't.
00:26:17There's something about it.
00:26:20Wait here for a second.
00:26:21How did she do that?
00:26:42I didn't pay her.
00:26:43207?
00:26:46You'll think of something.
00:26:50204.
00:26:50Open arms.
00:26:53Hmm.
00:26:53This is where they met.
00:26:55Enjoy your stay.
00:26:56She's helping without...
00:26:58I hope you find what you're looking for.
00:27:05Smart girl.
00:27:06Clever girl.
00:27:07So, I, I think it has something to do with, like, the thing around their neck, around their voice box, that doesn't let them talk.
00:27:22Or just, like, but that's, that's kind of weird, though.
00:27:26Like, why are they unable to talk about certain very specific topics?
00:27:37If you had taken Tweedle's money, maybe.
00:27:45But, who's to say that it isn't Tweedle's actual money?
00:27:52Yeah, it's discretion.
00:27:54Hmm.
00:28:07Hmm.
00:28:09Where to even start with this?
00:28:11Okay.
00:28:12Also.
00:28:13There we go.
00:28:16Fans.
00:28:17Oh, this is definitely, uh, a very nice establishment.
00:28:22Definitely not somewhere where you go to stay only a couple of hours, and then leave.
00:28:34Well-placed comedy there.
00:28:35What's this?
00:28:36You're right.
00:28:38Oh.
00:28:40They should probably repair that.
00:28:42Ha ha ha.
00:28:49If the rooms are anything like the lobby, they should cut their rates.
00:28:54Yeah, this is nasty.
00:28:56Can you imagine booking one of these rooms to go do the horizontal hula-in, and all of them look like this?
00:29:03Bleh!
00:29:06Get a room with the shower? Would you really want to be in the shower?
00:29:11Keep your pants on buddy. You have to check in first if you want a room.
00:29:16So come on, mosey on back and we'll get you set up.
00:29:21I'm not here for a room.
00:29:27Beauty works here?
00:29:30No way!
00:29:33This skeezy place?
00:29:36I know I should have told somebody.
00:29:39But Beast would lose his mind if you knew.
00:29:42I'm not gonna say anything. It's not, again, not my issue.
00:29:46He just couldn't handle it if he knew I had to do this so we don't get evicted.
00:29:51All of our friends live at the Woodlands.
00:29:53He'd be mortified.
00:29:57I don't know.
00:29:58Again, it's not my space to say.
00:30:01How do you know I did?
00:30:03I talked to Beast. He said he ran into you that night you saw me.
00:30:06He would have said something if you'd told him.
00:30:09It's none of my business.
00:30:10So, what are you doing here?
00:30:13Not my business.
00:30:14Oh, you have a key.
00:30:17Someone else was murdered last night.
00:30:20I heard.
00:30:21The victim was someone who worked at the pudding and pie.
00:30:24Lily.
00:30:25She, uh, come around here ever?
00:30:27Oh.
00:30:28Oh, yes.
00:30:29The, the troll.
00:30:31I did see her.
00:30:32The troll.
00:30:33I mean, you know, we never really spoke, but she came off a tad intimidating.
00:30:39Did, did, was she with anybody?
00:30:42Maybe on a job.
00:30:45Sometimes, but nobody I've recognized.
00:30:49I haven't worked here that long though.
00:30:51How about a room register?
00:30:53Or someone named Mr. Smith.
00:30:55That's all we get here.
00:30:57Smiths, Jones, or Dodgers.
00:30:59Figured it had to be an alias.
00:31:00No one's gonna use their real name.
00:31:02Ever meet a girl named Faith?
00:31:07Or just maybe hear that name?
00:31:10I might have.
00:31:11I don't know.
00:31:12By the end of the night, it's, it's kind of a blur with all the names.
00:31:16Tara, Brandy, Amber, Heather.
00:31:19Sorry.
00:31:20Hmm.
00:31:22Have you seen Snow here?
00:31:23Have you seen Snow White down here?
00:31:25Or maybe somebody glamored as her?
00:31:28You know, it's funny.
00:31:30I did see someone who I thought looked a lot like her, but she didn't say anything when she saw me, even though she knew that I saw her.
00:31:39I just assumed it wasn't Snow and went about my business.
00:31:45I'm guessing it was Lily as Snow White at the time.
00:31:49At the time.
00:31:50He mentioned you in passing.
00:31:52Do you know him?
00:31:53Or his brother?
00:31:55I took out a loan.
00:31:56For back pay.
00:31:58It was like our third notice.
00:32:00And ever since then, those annoying freaks have been pestering me for the money, plus interest.
00:32:05Why take out a loan from those two?
00:32:07It was from the crooked man.
00:32:10Beauty.
00:32:11You don't know how desperate I was, Bigby.
00:32:14I had nowhere else to go.
00:32:16Look, if this ever happens again, don't see me or Snow first, alright?
00:32:21I tried.
00:32:28Thanks.
00:32:30Wait.
00:32:31It'll be better if anyone sees you, that they at least see you with me, so they know that I didn't let you just wander around by yourself.
00:32:39See a crooked man, walk a crooked mile.
00:32:42Oh!
00:32:43I know that!
00:32:44Man, some of these fables are big, deep cuts that I wasn't expecting at all.
00:32:51Stuff from other cultures, even stuff from American culture that's just so unknown.
00:32:59Have a good night, Snips!
00:33:01I was wondering if I need to be in it.
00:33:04Do you have to mention my name?
00:33:06I mean, it's not like Beast would ever see your report.
00:33:09It's just, well, you never know.
00:33:12Don't worry about it.
00:33:13I don't think that her name needs to be in the report.
00:33:17Thanks.
00:33:18I appreciate it.
00:33:20It doesn't serve any purpose.
00:33:22Well, here we are.
00:33:23Which one was it?
00:33:28Oh my god, the noise.
00:33:30Someone's having a real good time, dude.
00:33:41Why would you, why would you stop and listen?
00:33:43Why you gotta be weird about it?
00:33:47204.
00:33:58Uh, this door.
00:34:00They're just wrestling, kids, it's fine.
00:34:11Oh my god, why would you knock?
00:34:18Can you...
00:34:19Can you open the door?
00:34:23It's locked.
00:34:24It's locked.
00:34:25You have keys to these rooms?
00:34:26I thought you had a key.
00:34:28Not to this one.
00:34:29Hold on, Bigby.
00:34:30I can't just let you go into any room you want.
00:34:33Seriously, what if someone found out?
00:34:36I could get into a lot of trouble.
00:34:38This is where she was.
00:34:39You have to let me in there.
00:34:40This is the room, 207.
00:34:42But I...
00:34:43This is the room Lily was in.
00:34:45The bed was a-knockin'.
00:34:46A-rockin', we shouldn't come a-knockin'.
00:34:47Well, that's weird.
00:34:48This key is supposed to open every room in the building, but it's not working.
00:34:57Beauty!
00:34:58Ah, shit.
00:34:59Please.
00:35:00Oh god, is that...
00:35:01Oh no!
00:35:02How could you do this to me?
00:35:04No, sweetie, no.
00:35:05He's here!
00:35:06Wait a minute.
00:35:07How could you do this?
00:35:08We've been together through everything.
00:35:10I took care of you.
00:35:11I love-
00:35:12It's not what you think.
00:35:13Please.
00:35:14You're cheating on me!
00:35:15With him?
00:35:16With him?!
00:35:17No!
00:35:18No, Beast!
00:35:19I promise I'm not!
00:35:20I'm helping him.
00:35:21He thinks that I'm messing with his wife?!
00:35:24I'm sure you help each other just great!
00:35:26I'm on a case, dude!
00:35:27This is a murder investigation.
00:35:29She's helping me-
00:35:30Stop lying to me!
00:35:31What the fuck is wrong with you?!
00:35:34She's my wife!
00:35:35I'm-
00:35:36I'm not banging your wife, man!
00:35:38There's nothing going on!
00:35:39I'm not-
00:35:40Hey!
00:35:41Bastard!
00:35:42I guess I finally see you for who you are!
00:35:44Oh my god!
00:35:45Stop!
00:35:46Stop it!
00:35:47Is this you staying out of it?!
00:35:49Talk to your wife!
00:35:50Listen to your wife!
00:35:51Just calm down and-
00:35:52Beast!
00:35:59Oh Jesus!
00:36:00No!
00:36:01What the hell do you think you're doing?!
00:36:04You aren't even listening to me!
00:36:06You aren't even listening to me!
00:36:08Can we not fight in the hallway?
00:36:09Do we have to do this?
00:36:10She's my wife, Bigby!
00:36:12I told you!
00:36:18Why are y'all guys just so emotionally constipated?
00:36:20Stop!
00:36:21Leave!
00:36:22Leave!
00:36:23Leave him be!
00:36:24This is my fault!
00:36:26I mean, it kinda is if you should've just called him-
00:36:27No!
00:36:28I understand!
00:36:29A whole ass pipe!
00:36:30You're kidding me!
00:36:31Come on, dude!
00:36:32it is you should have just called it a whole ass pipe you're kidding me
00:36:38come on dude
00:36:42he's had enough he's had enough stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop unnecessary
00:37:00unnecessary come on dude
00:37:08get control of your man you ruined everything get control of your man
00:37:25shit bigby put that bitch on a leash and don't let go of the leash until he behaves
00:37:32what what is this bigby what you did to the door you can't just act like this whenever
00:37:38you stand back you you don't want to see this
00:37:46the door's open now got the door open oh my god don't touch anything is this is this lily
00:37:53met her client here mr smith whoever he is and then must have happened right here jesus
00:38:01i was the flowers on the bed shift beauty what
00:38:08i'm not a prostitute you rented the room take your marital issues elsewhere
00:38:12remember who rented this room last night i don't think anyone did not last night
00:38:17maybe they have it long term i don't know how am i supposed to know it just seemed like a totally
00:38:23normal night how is that even possible there's so much blood go lock the front door keep people
00:38:30out of the hallway i need you to be sure no one comes in here this is a crime scene okay but
00:38:36just do what he says i'll explain later okay
00:38:46i'm just checking uh do you believe me when i say it's a crime scene now and i'm not trying to bang your
00:38:51wife that's exactly what i'm about to try to find out
00:38:58do we have enough evidence to secure that i'm not trying to do the horizontal hula with beauty over here
00:39:04do all the rooms have these clocks with the built-in cassette player was the blood not a tip-off
00:39:19what is that it's a book about snow white or about the monday version of her story anyway
00:39:25it's in german
00:39:29well the women the original snow white was in german right she's a german fairy tale
00:39:36beautiful
00:39:41the whole book is about her yeah
00:39:46oh wait a minute did the killer has a snow white kink
00:39:54wait a minute
00:40:01wait a minute stuff's coming together here so okay hold on hold on i'm putting pieces together
00:40:06so the client that lily is seeing
00:40:11had the stuff on her
00:40:18to be snow white and smell like snow white because the client
00:40:23is sexually obsessed with snow white
00:40:26so made her like hired her as a prostitute
00:40:30and then made her dress up with a back alley glamour
00:40:33so that he could bang her as snow white
00:40:36so that he could bang her as snow white
00:40:40bro
00:40:42bro
00:40:44bro
00:40:46like
00:40:48i understand like
00:40:50i i get it i mean and if both people are totally consenting to that that's one thing
00:40:54i don't think this was consent
00:40:56this doesn't feel like consent to me
00:40:57this feels like a kidnapping or something
00:40:58or a forced situation
00:40:59a little bit of roleplay doesn't hurt you you know what i mean
00:41:00but like i don't think that's the situation
00:41:01fuji red delicious empire
00:41:05was she breathing in a glass coffin
00:41:12this is the part where she's in a deep sleep but they think she's dead
00:41:18and she's surrounded by flowers in the story
00:41:23and she's surrounded by flowers in the story
00:41:28and she's surrounded by flowers in the story
00:41:33and there were flowers all the way around the bed where her body was laying
00:41:39so
00:41:40did he have like some kind of
00:41:43like waking her up out of a sleep thing
00:41:47kink
00:41:50i think this whole thing is just out of hand kink play
00:41:54oh yeah this got real deep really quickly
00:41:58yeah i think that's what this is
00:42:02i think the dude's just really in for it
00:42:06we shouldn't even be in here
00:42:09it's a huff and puff
00:42:11i thought you were the only one who smoked that crap brand
00:42:15apparently not
00:42:17what's this
00:42:19what's this
00:42:20you brought wine
00:42:22classy
00:42:31for my arrival
00:42:33oh are we talking like
00:42:37for my arrival like into the room or are we talking about another type of arrival
00:42:42like what are we talking about do we do you need fanfare at the finish
00:42:48i guess
00:42:50good job you
00:42:53you did it
00:42:55good job pat on the back
00:43:06how do you know that
00:43:08blood pattern
00:43:10also i'd say the body was dragged off the foot of the bed
00:43:13there
00:43:14the body jesus
00:43:15you could say she
00:43:16hooray puff of confetti
00:43:17poor girl
00:43:18i just can't even imagine
00:43:20hmm
00:43:22what is it
00:43:23reminds me of snow's coffin
00:43:28that's what i said
00:43:29it was the flowers from the coffin
00:43:31he's reenacted the scene with her lying here
00:43:34surrounded by flowers
00:43:36oh that's messed up
00:43:38mr smith put lily to rest here
00:43:41but why
00:43:42why kill her after
00:43:43i mean it makes creepy obsessed sicko sense but taking a terrible thing that really happened to snow and setting up the scene in a hotel room with a prostitute and then killing her for real god
00:43:59so we have somebody that that likes the okay
00:44:02god
00:44:03we have somebody that's very very sexually obsessed with snow white we have somebody that likes the the huff and puff brand cigarette
00:44:12brand cigarettes and we also
00:44:16have somebody that likes wine
00:44:19there's her perfume bottle
00:44:23so the cigarettes and somebody that likes wine
00:44:25okay
00:44:26yeah let's talk to her real quick
00:44:27she seems very disturbed
00:44:32anything else you can tell me
00:44:33is there anything else you can tell me about last night
00:44:36anything that sticks out in your mind
00:44:39sorry no it just seemed like every other night does
00:44:43that's exactly what's bothering me
00:44:45from now on i'll just be down there imagining this
00:44:50yeah i can see that
00:44:53how can i find out who rented this room
00:44:56find whoever has the key
00:44:58i'm pretty sure this one must be held long term
00:45:01and we don't keep a register or anything
00:45:04long term
00:45:05this place is intentionally kind of anonymous
00:45:08i keep hearing that
00:45:13i'm not gonna tell her you may not you must not be uh nah nah nah nah that's
00:45:16poor girl
00:45:17that's too forward
00:45:18i think i've seen everything in here
00:45:19i'm pretty sure
00:45:20yeah
00:45:25oh dude
00:45:26i'm pretty rough with this dress
00:45:28oh dude
00:45:29oh no
00:45:30she must have been wearing it
00:45:32he killed her and then
00:45:33and then he took it back off
00:45:36no there's no blood on it
00:45:38it must have been torn somewhere
00:45:39no he made her wear that
00:45:41so they could hanky panky
00:45:42and then just put it back in the closet
00:45:44after they were done
00:45:45this is the same dress as the one in the book about snow
00:45:49i think smith was dressing lily up in it
00:45:52to recreate the snow from the book
00:45:54you're right
00:45:56it's the same dress
00:45:57but she wasn't wearing it when she was killed
00:45:59because there would be blood all over the dress
00:46:01so she must have already taken it off at that point
00:46:03she probably just needed the money
00:46:05she could have been
00:46:06anyone
00:46:07how did she wind up
00:46:09here
00:46:10i mean
00:46:11not exactly here
00:46:12but
00:46:13just
00:46:14how does a person
00:46:15we don't know
00:46:16the answer to that
00:46:17every situation is different
00:46:19yeah
00:46:20yeah we don't
00:46:22we don't know
00:46:23her
00:46:24particular situation
00:46:25she must have been so scared
00:46:28wait a minute
00:46:29oh there was a
00:46:30yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
00:46:31we have that cause
00:46:32Bigby please
00:46:33bigby this
00:46:44i think i heard this music
00:46:45last night
00:46:46it was playing pretty loudly for a while
00:46:48and then stopped in the middle
00:46:50i didn't think twice about it at the time
00:46:52i i mean
00:46:53you hear all kinds of things around here and i guess i've already gotten used to blocking them out
00:47:08ew
00:47:10forresty snow white music for his arrival
00:47:17i love you snow white
00:47:22play this tape for my arrival
00:47:28my princess
00:47:31oh there's a nasty apple on the ground of course there is
00:47:37oh no there's more
00:47:39what what now
00:47:41it's an apple calm down
00:47:43it's got a single bite taken out of it like in snow story
00:47:48oh no
00:47:49do you think it was poisoned
00:47:51it wasn't
00:47:52i'd have smelled that
00:47:53i think it's just a prop
00:47:54it's here because they were acting out the scene in the book
00:47:58of course
00:47:59that makes perfect sense
00:48:02he's just acting out another part of the book
00:48:04god
00:48:06i can see the whole picture now
00:48:08it all goes together like you said
00:48:10this creep put that girl in a snow white dress
00:48:13and recreated the whole story from the book
00:48:15so bad one of the time to come back
00:48:17you're a better detective than i thought you'd be
00:48:21thanks
00:48:23so he planned it all out
00:48:24he had all the details noted down
00:48:26only then when it comes time to kiss her and wake her up
00:48:30yeah
00:48:31i hope you're just about through
00:48:33i don't really want to stay in here any longer
00:48:36i hate to say it but beauty is a better counterpart
00:48:41than snow white is
00:48:44like she's very concerned and you can tell she's concerned
00:48:47but she's actually not
00:48:50she's not being outburst-y
00:48:53she's not misbehaving
00:48:54she's not self inserting herself into into
00:48:57can i just take her instead
00:49:00she's so much better
00:49:02she's being respectful
00:49:04she's being respectful
00:49:05in every way
00:49:10what is this?
00:49:12eww
00:49:14eww
00:49:15those are candid photos
00:49:20he was in here jerking it
00:49:22it was taken last winter
00:49:25oh no
00:49:26bigbee
00:49:28this kind of stocking
00:49:30it doesn't just stop by itself
00:49:32trust me
00:49:33i know about this first hand
00:49:35he'll keep trying to get closer and closer
00:49:39his stand-in for snow is gone now so
00:49:42the next step closer
00:49:44is snow herself
00:49:46what is it?
00:49:48it's
00:49:49crane
00:49:50what?
00:50:04what?
00:50:18he could be after you now
00:50:19good
00:50:20i am dying to get my hands on that disgusting
00:50:23oh i am so grossed out right now
00:50:26uh uh
00:50:29uh uh
00:50:30i am really starting to like you sheriff
00:50:37i am afraid to be a complete bastard
00:50:40obviously there will have to be some changes
00:50:44the goose bumps i just got on my body from that like ugh
00:50:47the goose bumps i just got on my body from that like ugh
00:50:51take care of it bigbee
00:50:52or i'll take care of it for you
00:50:58i don't know who i was expecting but i wasn't expecting it to be crane
00:51:12i don't know what to make of that
00:51:17i i i don't i don't know what to me i don't know what to make of that
00:51:34oh okay that no it's just a twist i didn't see coming
00:51:41look ev- look let's be honest everybody is a pervert behind closed doors okay
00:51:46but there is a difference between being a pervert and versus being um
00:51:52non-consent and murdering people there is a big difference
00:52:00you and 61% of players sympathized with him okay
00:52:05you and 62% of players persuaded him to talk
00:52:09i'm like i'm happy to see this that people didn't immediately jump to violence as the answer
00:52:13did you let snow come with you to the trip trap you and 8% of players told her to stay safe
00:52:20they're still there to stay safe
00:52:278%
00:52:35okay
00:52:36yay
00:52:37no i genuinely speaking very sincerely i would like to take uh i would like to take beast
00:52:43or excuse me a bell beauty instead
00:52:46can i switch snow for for bell
00:52:50she's she's so much better
00:52:51how did you handle porgy you and 70% didn't hit him
00:52:58because why would you
00:53:00did you keep punching beast when he was down you and 78% of players opted not to hit beast
00:53:07it is so nice to see people being human i i do like this
00:53:10yeah i'm not a big fan of snow i i i do not like her vibe i don't like her attitude
00:53:17i don't like the way that she self-inserts herself into the the investigation and says the wrong thing and messes up my decision making
00:53:25she is the barnacle on the bottom of my of my ship and she is troublesome
00:53:31i respect her as a person i respect her as a friend but i don't think she has any
00:53:43role to play
00:53:45that she needs to be involved with
00:53:49who do you like less
00:53:51snow or chloe
00:53:53chloe
00:53:55if i have to choose between uh chloe from life is strange
00:53:58and snow
00:54:00i will still take snow over her
00:54:01chloe was
00:54:03absolute bottom barrel material
00:54:08i forgot to hate chloe
00:54:22the amount of hate that i get from people saying that i dislike chloe
00:54:25chloe
00:54:26because i'm an adult
00:54:27and i
00:54:28do not like
00:54:29the unsafe
00:54:30purposeful
00:54:31decisions
00:54:32and reckless decisions
00:54:33that she made
00:54:34from a
00:54:35logical
00:54:36and again
00:54:37mature standpoint
00:54:38is wild
00:54:42absolutely wild
00:54:45what do you mean
00:54:46you don't like the girl that
00:54:48hits on you and likes to play with guns
00:54:50not really
00:54:51i like the girl that hits on me that that doesn't harass me and treat me badly because i didn't play with the guns
00:54:58i didn't play with the guns
00:54:59i didn't play with the guns
00:55:10i was blinded by beauty
00:55:12we don't play games to be mature what is this welcome to my stream
00:55:19i think
00:55:29oh man i'm tired but i wanna i wanna keep going i'm having so much fun with this it's like one in the morning dudes and i'm having such a good time
00:55:36i can't do it do we dare i'm gonna see how far i get before before i i have to take a break
00:55:47yeah it's only 1am here i'm i'm east coast baby
00:55:55sleep is for the unfulfilled
00:55:57yeah we're definitely gonna keep going right now though
00:56:01oh no mas oh no mas
00:56:04we're gonna be going into chapter 3
00:56:09i think you guys forget that my normal bedtime is 6am
00:56:17i go to sleep at 6am and then i sleep until about 2 or 3 in the afternoon
00:56:23i'm a night person
00:56:27i'm a night person
00:56:33do we
00:56:35is it a mystery game
00:56:36uh it's a murder mystery game
00:56:38it is very mature rated though
00:56:40there is lots of blood and violence
00:56:41so if that's not your thing
00:56:42just as a heads up as a trigger warning
00:56:45but it is a murder mystery
00:56:49let's do this
00:56:50actually
00:56:51there's an ad about to start
00:56:53so let's yap for a second
00:56:56twitch just gave me the ad notification
00:56:59so i don't want to start the next chapter while you guys are sitting through ads
00:57:02because that's uncool
00:57:06so far however
00:57:08i am very intrigued
00:57:11and very grossed out about crane
00:57:13i am extremely grossed out
00:57:18let's take a look at the extras while the ads are going
00:57:20oh i thought warren was a little cutie
00:57:26i do like warren quite a bit
00:57:31fabletown sheriff
00:57:33he's known for tormenting pigs and girls in red hoods but is trying to put those dark days behind him
00:57:39bigby now acts as fabletown's sheriff and remains in his human form mostly
00:57:45however due to his rough past the citizens of fabletown are slow to trust him
00:57:49bigby is determined to show that he is truly changed but some instincts are just too hard to control
00:57:54snow white is awful
00:57:59snow white may seem cold and awful but this stems from her life of mistreatment and abuse back in the homelands
00:58:06after escaping assault because she's awful and imprisonment not to mention an attempt on her life
00:58:11she married prince charming
00:58:13it wasn't long before snow discovered that she's awful and that prince charming cheated on her with her estranged sister
00:58:19with rose red and then she divorced him
00:58:22after the exodus snow focused her attention on being awful and setting up a safe haven for fables in the new world
00:58:28she now serves as assistant to the deputy mayor of fabletown who is equally as awful
00:58:39the woodsman
00:58:41is one of the few men who went toe to toe with bigby in his black forest days and lived to tell the tale
00:58:47in an attempt to save little red riding hood he split
00:58:50hold on oh god
00:58:52uh he split the great wolf's belly open with his axe
00:58:55filled him full of rocks and threw the beast into the river
00:58:58to his dismay his popularity has faded
00:59:01even his name is forgotten and he is only known as the woodsman
00:59:06oh my god poor one out for faith
00:59:13can I get some 07s for chat please
00:59:16because faith
00:59:18faith otherwise known as the donkey skin girl made it through the exodus from the magical homelands
00:59:23with the clothes on her back her husband and nothing else
00:59:26she was once a beautiful princess happily married to prince lawrence of a neighboring kingdom
00:59:31her life should have had a happy ending but the mundane city of new york was not kind to her or her marriage
00:59:37with no money faith found herself turning tricks to make the rent for a cheap apartment on the outskirts of fabletown
00:59:43she had a difficult life but she did what she could to survive in an unfamiliar world
00:59:48I think out of all of the characters she breaks my heart the most
00:59:53I don't know if that's intentional but she breaks my heart
00:59:55I don't know if A cat demon was the best mom
01:00:03it's intentional but she breaks my heart
01:00:05beauty beauty your husband
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