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00:00:00Any trans ones? I don't know. Let me see.
00:00:07Let me see, let me see, let me see.
00:00:11They do.
00:00:12They do. They have ones for trans color flag.
00:00:19They even have like...
00:00:20They even have like ace ones too.
00:00:24This is super blurry. Sorry.
00:00:27This is like hella blurry.
00:00:29But look.
00:00:30Right there.
00:00:35Kind of tucked underneath.
00:00:40What company?
00:00:42Looks like Pear Eyewear is the company in question.
00:00:54So yeah.
00:00:55I'm going to have to look into that now.
00:00:57Maybe I'll be cool and either get like a pair of those or like the heart-shaped ones like Valentino has from Has Been Hotel would be very cool too.
00:01:09Pear is correct.
00:01:10Yeah, let's get...
00:01:11Let's get a pair together.
00:01:13Like you and me.
00:01:14Let's get a pair.
00:01:18Yeah.
00:01:20Absolutely love it.
00:01:21So, so cute.
00:01:23All right.
00:01:31All right.
00:01:32Uh, so what do you guys say about playing some, uh...
00:01:36Wolf Among Us?
00:01:37I, I purchased the Wolf Among Us to play and, uh...
00:01:45I thought about playing Telltale Batman, but I get to experience Wolf Among Us now.
00:01:52So.
00:01:57Messed up fairy tales.
00:01:58Okay.
00:02:04I do, I, I will play Batman.
00:02:07Batman's on the list too.
00:02:11Telltale actually has some new stuff out too.
00:02:18Diamond Dolls is going to go up on YouTube.
00:02:20I haven't decided yet.
00:02:22However, speaking of Diamond Dolls, before we start, uh, I need to go use the restroom and I also need to refresh my gamer subs because I'm out.
00:02:35I drank it all.
00:02:37So, we're going to go to a quick intermission.
00:02:39You guys can hang out and listen to some lovely Diamond Dolls.
00:02:42And then when I come back, we are going to be playing some, uh, Wolf Among Us, some Telltale.
00:02:49Sound good?
00:02:49All right.
00:02:51I will see you guys in like a minute.
00:02:53Enjoy.
00:02:54I'll be right back.
00:03:19And then we don't believe a word you say.
00:03:23The hill is a high one, but we'll plan it anyway.
00:03:28There's no doubt.
00:03:32You'll find out.
00:03:35We're the ones on the run.
00:03:37We're the girls with the Diamond Dolls.
00:03:42It's a ravenous world.
00:03:43And the ceiling is very tall.
00:03:46There's a way down to climb and a ladder and many fall.
00:03:53But the cream of the crop never stops where the Diamond Dolls.
00:04:00The girls shouldn't sit in the corner and wait for life.
00:04:06Some girls like to go out looking for paradise.
00:04:12You'll find out.
00:04:14You had it anyway.
00:04:15Don't look down.
00:04:17No matter what they say.
00:04:18Do what you do when you try not to break the law.
00:04:22A girl hits her mark when she don't look their head too far.
00:04:29There's no doubt.
00:04:30You're gonna get it all.
00:04:32You'll find out.
00:04:34Everything you want.
00:04:35Give a hand to the girls.
00:04:37So go after the Diamond Dolls.
00:04:42It's a ravenous world.
00:04:44And the ceiling is very tall.
00:04:46There's a river that curves to the sea and it's very long.
00:04:55But the cream of the crop never stops where the Diamond Dolls.
00:05:09Silver, platinum, I pass on them.
00:05:13You can have them and know what I want.
00:05:22We're the ones on the run.
00:05:24We're the girls.
00:05:25We're the Diamond Dolls.
00:05:27Diamond Dolls.
00:05:29It's a ravenous world.
00:05:31And the ceiling is very tall.
00:05:35There's a weight and a climb.
00:05:37And a ladder and many fall.
00:05:40A diamond.
00:05:41But the cream of the crop never stops where the Diamond Dolls.
00:05:49We're the ones on the run.
00:05:51We're the girls.
00:05:51We're the Diamond Dolls.
00:05:54Diamond Dolls.
00:05:56It's a ravenous world.
00:05:57And the ceiling is very tall.
00:06:01Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
00:06:02There's a weight and a climb.
00:06:04And a ladder and many fall.
00:06:07Diamond Dolls.
00:06:08But the cream of the crop never stops where the Diamond Dolls.
00:06:15I'm back.
00:06:17Woo!
00:06:23All right.
00:06:25All righty.
00:06:27Let us go over here.
00:06:29Back, back, back.
00:06:36How's this?
00:06:37Think this will work okay?
00:06:40Are you refreshed?
00:06:41I'm refreshed.
00:06:43I am refreshed.
00:06:49Diamond Dolls.
00:06:50Diamond Dolls.
00:06:53We're the cream of the crop.
00:06:54Never stop.
00:06:55We're the Diamond Dolls.
00:06:57Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
00:06:59Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
00:07:04All right.
00:07:07Let me just fix one little thing and we should be good to go.
00:07:12We're the Diamond Dolls.
00:07:14Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
00:07:16Do, do, do, do, do, do.
00:07:16Goodness.
00:07:18Goodness gracious.
00:07:19Hi, how are ya?
00:07:20Hi, terrible.
00:07:22Hello, hello.
00:07:24Hello, hello.
00:07:24Raid time, raid time.
00:07:26Please hydrate and rest if you got a raid time.
00:07:28Raid time, raid time, fellas, let's begin.
00:07:33Hi, terrible.
00:07:34Welcome in.
00:07:35It's good to have you, friend.
00:07:36I hope you're having an amazing, amazing day.
00:07:39Thank you for the raid.
00:07:41Hope your stream is as lovely as you.
00:07:44Silver, platinum, I pass on them.
00:07:47You can tell them, you can tell them, I know what I want.
00:07:52We are, uh, please excuse the shaking.
00:07:55Uh, we are just about to pop in to play a Telltale game for the first time.
00:07:59I'm very excited.
00:08:01Thank you very much.
00:08:02Appreciate you.
00:08:04Appreciate you.
00:08:06I had to give me some gamer stops.
00:08:07I was very, very thirsty.
00:08:10It's 90 degrees in here.
00:08:13Okay.
00:08:13So, I'm gonna, I'm gonna change this over real quick.
00:08:17Um, no spoilers.
00:08:20No spoilers.
00:08:22No spoilers.
00:08:23I will tap the sign.
00:08:28I'm gonna tap the sign, as per usual.
00:08:33Gotta tap the sign.
00:08:34Okay.
00:08:40All right.
00:08:42So, we are gonna play Wolf Among Us.
00:08:49The Wolf Among Us.
00:08:50Okay.
00:08:50So, please, for the love of God, do not spoil this for me.
00:08:56The mods are on high alert.
00:08:58We will kick you out of chat.
00:08:59But just in case everybody needs a reminder, boom.
00:09:10Shut the f*** up!
00:09:20All right, cool.
00:09:20Thanks for that.
00:09:21Um, so, we tap the sign.
00:09:24Tap the signing is very important.
00:09:25The audience is now deaf.
00:09:30I am, I am ready.
00:09:31Uh, I did hear, however, there is some, like, nudity, potentially, in this.
00:09:36So, I am checking to see, like, where that nudity is.
00:09:41Or if, uh, I need to make any changes.
00:09:46There's, like, a stripper, I think, at some point.
00:09:49I don't know if they, like, actually show.
00:09:51Like, are we talking, like, full frontal nudity?
00:10:00Like, like, open nip-nops?
00:10:04Okay.
00:10:05And I'm assuming that they have no way of, uh, like, censoring this for selectables.
00:10:11I don't know what that means.
00:10:15Just total bazoomies just out in the open.
00:10:18Open bazoomies.
00:10:19Uh, they don't have, like, a streamer setting.
00:10:24It's in episode two.
00:10:26Can you guys please just give me, uh, like, a heads up?
00:10:30Because I really want to play this game.
00:10:32But I also don't want to be hit by the Twitch TOS.
00:10:34And I also don't want to upset people that are not okay with nudity.
00:10:38So, if you could please let me know, I would very much appreciate it.
00:10:41That way I can just kind of, um, black the game out for a second and just have audio.
00:10:48Okay, thank you.
00:10:48I don't want to get in trouble.
00:10:51I don't want to get in trouble.
00:10:52And I don't want to make anybody else feel uncomfortable.
00:10:54So.
00:10:57Yeah, no spoilers.
00:10:58No spoilers.
00:11:03Uh, how, how is the audio, by the way?
00:11:05Is that good?
00:11:08Or do I need to make any adjustments?
00:11:09Please let me know.
00:11:10I want to make sure that you guys can hear me.
00:11:12But you can also hear the audio pretty clearly.
00:11:17Audio is good?
00:11:18Okay, great.
00:11:20Has partial nudity?
00:11:21It's all I know.
00:11:21And I would be careful.
00:11:22Yeah, that's what I'm trying to be careful about.
00:11:25Uh, I was just told about it today.
00:11:27So, like I said, I just want to try to be under TOS.
00:11:31I'm not a, I'm not the rule breaker.
00:11:33I'm not out here for that.
00:11:36Previous menu.
00:11:37Okay.
00:11:37So I think that everything's okay now.
00:11:40I think that we're good.
00:11:41We'll let you know.
00:11:42Thank you guys.
00:11:42I appreciate it.
00:11:44I did, I did try on their graphics, but they, they don't have, wait, graphics, maybe?
00:11:48I think these are specifically the graphics.
00:11:50Yeah, they, they don't care about showing off the nip-nops.
00:11:56I don't, I don't want the, the full, the full-fledged bazooms.
00:12:02I don't want the honker mazoos.
00:12:05Is there an option?
00:12:06Is there a streamer option to turn off the, the mahogalas?
00:12:09Can we do that, please?
00:12:14The nop-a-dopes.
00:12:15The mohoogalas, the robertsons, the bingus-bongus.
00:12:25The over-the-shoulder boulder holders.
00:12:37The yabos.
00:12:39All right.
00:12:42Loretta and Roxanne.
00:12:46Okay.
00:12:47Okay.
00:12:47I think we're ready now.
00:12:48I think we're ready.
00:12:49Are we ready?
00:12:52Oh, I'm ready for this story.
00:12:53Okay.
00:12:55Let's go.
00:13:01Loading save file.
00:13:02Start episode one.
00:13:03I'm excited.
00:13:11Everything Telltale touches is gold.
00:13:13So, um, I'm ready.
00:13:14I want to play their newest one, too.
00:13:16They have a brand new one come out, that just came out.
00:13:19From the Expanse universe.
00:13:21So.
00:13:21Little bazoomba was now being allowed by Twitch.
00:13:28I don't know if I even want to chance it.
00:13:31I mean, it's one thing to show a little under bazoomba.
00:13:34It's another thing to show, like, full-blown nipple nopple.
00:13:37You know?
00:13:39No, we won.
00:13:45All right.
00:13:46Here we go.
00:13:46This game series adapts to the choices you make.
00:13:52The story is tailored by how you play.
00:13:58Once upon a time in New York City, there lived a community of fairy tale creatures known as Fable Town.
00:14:03The fables who lived there arrived hundreds of years ago after they were exiled from their homelands.
00:14:08Through use of a magic spell called Glamour, they have protected their secret community from the mundane world.
00:14:14Sheriff Bigby Wolfe protects them from each other.
00:14:23105 today again if you missed it.
00:14:25A record for the date.
00:14:26Hottest ever in June.
00:14:27103 now.
00:14:28That humidity looks low.
00:14:29But remember, the hotter the air is, the more moisture it can hold.
00:14:32So 103 with 31% humidity is a lot more humid than, say, 73 with 31% humidity.
00:14:38And it is muggy out there.
00:14:40Oh, the comic book look.
00:14:42Such a vibe.
00:14:49Yeah, it's very noir.
00:14:56It's got to be more modern, though, because that doesn't...
00:14:58That looks like a more modern, uh, cab.
00:15:05Maybe, like, modern noir?
00:15:06Noir?
00:15:06Noir?
00:15:06Noir?
00:15:06Noir?
00:15:06Noir?
00:15:07Noir?
00:15:07Noir?
00:15:08Noir?
00:15:08Noir?
00:15:08Noir?
00:15:09Noir?
00:15:09Noir?
00:15:09Noir?
00:15:10Noir?
00:15:10Noir?
00:15:11Noir?
00:15:12Noir?
00:15:15God, look at those textures.
00:15:23Oh, no.
00:15:24I'm hot.
00:15:25Oh, no.
00:15:26I have to go through five episodes looking at him, are you kidding?
00:15:43Mr. Toad?
00:15:45Shit.
00:15:46Bigby!
00:15:47Listen, mate, I know I don't look human.
00:15:50Sorry.
00:15:51Sorry.
00:15:52Sorry.
00:15:53Where are the subtitles?
00:15:55Sorry.
00:16:04Okay.
00:16:05It's a problem, I get it.
00:16:07I just stepped out the apartment for just a second to see what kind of damage this drunk shit is doing.
00:16:13Just cut me a break, yeah?
00:16:15I'll get me glamour first thing in the morning.
00:16:18Cross my arm.
00:16:20No need to kick up a fuss.
00:16:23No.
00:16:24No.
00:16:25No.
00:16:26No.
00:16:27No.
00:16:28Come on, Bigby.
00:16:29Say something.
00:16:30You're starting to scare me.
00:16:33If you can't afford to look human, you're going to the farm.
00:16:37It's as simple as that.
00:16:39You can't send me up to live with those animals.
00:16:41You know what I mean?
00:16:45Go see a witch.
00:16:46Get a glamour.
00:16:48Bigby, they're bleeding me dry, mate.
00:16:51The quality of the spell goes down, but the rates keep climbing up.
00:16:54Do you have any idea how much it costs to have an entire family in glamour?
00:16:59I don't make the rules.
00:17:00I don't make the rules.
00:17:01Sorry.
00:17:02I can't give you a free pass on this, Toad.
00:17:03My hands are tied.
00:17:04Right.
00:17:05Right.
00:17:06There's too much at stake.
00:17:07There's too much at stake.
00:17:08Whatever it costs, it's worth it.
00:17:09You don't want me catching you out of glamour again.
00:17:12Fuckin' hell!
00:17:13See?
00:17:14This is what I called you about, Sheriff.
00:17:15You're just gonna stand there, do something, Bigby, before he completely tears up the place!
00:17:35Yeah, let's just go upstairs, I guess.
00:17:37I should probably go handle this.
00:17:38Yes, please.
00:17:40New Book of Fables unlocked.
00:17:45Furry prick-up shite.
00:17:48Tell me how to spend my money.
00:17:50Dad!
00:17:51The lights are shaking again!
00:17:53What did I say?
00:17:54You want a big bad wolf to take you away?
00:17:56No.
00:17:57Who says that to their kid?
00:17:59Then get that fuck back inside!
00:18:00Bro, who says that to their kid, dude?
00:18:05Like...
00:18:06Sorry, I'm adjusting the volume a little bit.
00:18:08Who says that to their kid?
00:18:09This guy's kind of an ass.
00:18:12You're gonna know who I fuckin' am, you hear me?
00:18:15Hey!
00:18:16Look at me!
00:18:19Just stop, okay?
00:18:21Good luck!
00:18:22A domestic dispute?
00:18:24Let's go!
00:18:26Oh, I don't like that.
00:18:27Can I, like...
00:18:28Take a look!
00:18:29Take a good look!
00:18:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:18:31Let's, uh, let's, let's, let's...
00:18:32Yeah.
00:18:33Hey!
00:18:34Look at me!
00:18:35Take a good look!
00:18:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:18:37Let's, uh, let's, let's...
00:18:38Know who I am now?
00:18:39Let's...
00:18:40Yeah.
00:18:41Hey!
00:18:42Look at me!
00:18:52You can't just enter, dude!
00:18:53God damn you!
00:18:54You know who I am now!
00:18:55Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:18:56Hey!
00:18:57Hey!
00:18:58Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy!
00:18:59You got something on your face.
00:19:00Fuck are you talking about, you stupid...
00:19:06I'll fuckin' kill you!
00:19:08I'll kill you!
00:19:09Everyone calm down!
00:19:10All right, everyone...
00:19:14What in the heck?
00:19:15What are you gonna fuckin' do, huh?
00:19:18Get the fuck out of the way before you get the axe again.
00:19:22You're drunk.
00:19:23You're drunk, all right?
00:19:25Think this through.
00:19:26If you keep on like this, I won't have any choice but to put you down.
00:19:30Put me down?
00:19:32You got a shit fuckin' memory, Wolf.
00:19:35That's not how it went last time.
00:19:37So I know this guy.
00:19:38This isn't last time.
00:19:41Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:19:48Here.
00:19:50Put him down on the couch.
00:19:51That's not what I want to do!
00:19:55I was thinking, you know, gently down on the couch.
00:19:57Fuckin' challenge!
00:20:00Oh my goodness, dude.
00:20:05Can this not be violent?
00:20:07Can this...
00:20:08Can this please not be violent?
00:20:12Just... no.
00:20:13No.
00:20:14Nope.
00:20:15There's no reason to like, just punch the hell out of him.
00:20:18Or he can do that, I guess.
00:20:23I thought it might give me another option.
00:20:25Oh, Jesus!
00:20:26Weapon?
00:20:27Absolutely not, buddy.
00:20:28Oh my goodness.
00:20:29Come on, dude.
00:20:30Unnecessary.
00:20:31You're a fuckin' glutton for punishment.
00:20:32Fuck you.
00:20:33Okay.
00:20:34Back off, asshole.
00:20:35Me!
00:20:36Me!
00:20:37Me!
00:20:38Take him out!
00:20:39Oh my god!
00:20:40Oh my god!
00:20:41Oh my god!
00:20:42An axe?
00:20:43In a...
00:20:44What?
00:20:46What?
00:20:47What?
00:20:48What?
00:20:49What?
00:20:50What?
00:20:51What?
00:20:52What?
00:20:53What in the heck?
00:20:55Wow!
00:20:56No, don't do that!
00:20:57Oh my god!
00:20:58Guys, don't do that one!
00:21:01Just do that...
00:21:02OK!
00:21:07Just do that.
00:21:08Oh my god!
00:21:10Honey!
00:21:11I didn't shit.
00:21:12I didn't shit.
00:21:14Female upwards.
00:21:15Mario!
00:21:16Not that.
00:21:17That's very slim But!
00:21:18I'm so fucking good!
00:21:19Weapon!
00:21:20Okay, ooh Yu!
00:21:22Game over and itsless ass!
00:21:24you should probably get out of here oh my god i'm not leaving until i get what's mine
00:21:34you're not getting shit bitch i'll fucking put you on the ground
00:21:40you hear me hey if you can't be nice i'm gonna make you wait outside
00:21:46can he not feel the pain of that shit uh you you need to leave all right you need to go yeah i can't
00:22:04go until this deadbeat pays me for what i let you slap me around for a while you're lucky i'm not
00:22:11charging extra she allowed it look this is just the start of a shitty night for me i just need the
00:22:18money he owes me then i can are you all right are you all right i'm hunky dory thanks for asking
00:22:23all right what's your name what's your name whatever you'd like it to be handsome
00:22:30oh she's one of those it's more difficult than it has to be sorry sheriff wouldn't want to add
00:22:35any difficulty to your night she's as bad as he is dude
00:22:39he asked me if i recognized him knew who he was i said i didn't he started beating on me
00:22:48then you showed up started beating on him that about cover it hon i'm the woodsman you whore
00:22:55i saved little red riding hood from this monster i cut this fucker open and filled his belly full of
00:23:05stones and threw him in the fucking river that's who the fuck i am you stupid bitch
00:23:12hey bud uh can you excuse me a minute would you excuse me for a moment by all means
00:23:19come on
00:23:20oh my god dude
00:23:27out of a second story window
00:23:34oh shit is he dead
00:23:39hey toad my car yeah give me a second
00:23:50oh no by all means take your time make yourself comfortable sorry about the car
00:23:56sorry about the car what else he's supposed to say we ended up going out the window
00:24:01couldn't be avoided i can't be mad at you i caught you and you come to help i can't be made
00:24:08but even when you help things end up more fucked than they started
00:24:13well at least you're not fucking dead he's a lot he's alive after that oh my god
00:24:26oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:24:36no your fucking ugh i know your fucking in there come on out you fucking dog
00:24:45I'll put you out of your league
00:24:50Oh my god
00:25:08She just went in for it
00:25:10He said-
00:25:19Wait
00:25:19What are you doing?
00:25:40Pocket change
00:25:42For pocket change
00:25:44The guy's got an axe in his brain
00:25:45He's not feeling that
00:25:47It's more from me
00:25:48He'll be free
00:25:49I'll tell you
00:25:51You fucking bitch
00:25:52How is he still alive?
00:25:54Let me help you
00:25:57Yeah, that's un-
00:25:58He's had enough
00:25:59He's a fool
00:26:00Stop, son of a bitch
00:26:01Can take plenty
00:26:03Unnecessary
00:26:04Unnecessary
00:26:08You're a cop, act like one
00:26:09That's-
00:26:10No
00:26:14Oh my god
00:26:17What is this? The Walking Dead?
00:26:21Did you need to get it back?
00:26:28Shit
00:26:29Just come on
00:26:38Light it for her
00:26:39Just be nice
00:26:48Oh, he's a detective!
00:26:49He's not a cop! I thought he was a cop
00:26:50Who do you work for, really?
00:26:55These lips are sealed
00:26:58Sorry
00:26:59Oh, she can't talk?
00:27:00She must have like a pimp or something
00:27:04That
00:27:05Hey
00:27:06You like my ribbon?
00:27:11He's beautiful
00:27:12Beautiful
00:27:16Thank you
00:27:19She-
00:27:21She'll remember that
00:27:23I feel like that
00:27:24I feel like we've met before
00:27:28Well, it depends on if he's a private eye
00:27:30Like if he's-
00:27:31If he's his own detective
00:27:32Or if he's like a detective for the precinct
00:27:35Like there's-
00:27:36There can be both
00:27:37Like if he's actually the police and he is a detective then
00:27:50But if he's just like a PI on his own
00:27:52You don't have to make any more of a thing out of it than it already is
00:27:54There's no pumpkin
00:27:55Hi Terrible, thank you
00:27:58Are you sure?
00:27:59Are you sure?
00:28:01Eh, he's had enough
00:28:03For tonight at least
00:28:05Wouldn't be surprised if he has an axe to grind though
00:28:07That wasn't intentional
00:28:13Sorry
00:28:14That was a really bad pun
00:28:22Oh
00:28:23How much was it he owed you?
00:28:26A hundred
00:28:28I'm guessing it'd be bad for you to show up empty handed
00:28:32Oh
00:28:34Can I give her money?
00:28:35I'm fine
00:28:37Give her money
00:28:39Let's see I've got uh
00:28:41Twenty
00:28:43Give her money
00:28:45Yeah
00:28:46What's up dog?
00:28:47Jens, thank you for the resub
00:28:48It'll help right
00:28:49For the tier two, thank you
00:28:51It's okay
00:28:52I'll be fine
00:28:53You've done enough, really
00:28:55Just
00:28:57Take the money
00:28:59Okay
00:29:01Yeah
00:29:03Yeah, give her the money
00:29:05I'm still gonna need a statement
00:29:07I have to go drop off
00:29:09What I have
00:29:11Meet me back at my office then
00:29:13It's a little late for an office visit, Sheriff
00:29:15I'll swing by your apartment
00:29:18How do you know where I am?
00:29:19You live in the smallest apartment in the woodlands
00:29:21Everyone knows that
00:29:23Good to know
00:29:25You should get cleaned up
00:29:27You look like shit
00:29:29And I don't use that term lightly
00:29:31Some of these look pretty bad
00:29:32Some of these look pretty bad
00:29:34Tell me what you really think
00:29:35Tell me what you really think
00:29:36That's gonna leave a mark
00:29:38Or
00:29:39Maybe not
00:29:42Not every response needs, needs words
00:29:45Hey
00:29:47I need to tell you something
00:29:50What is it?
00:29:51What is it?
00:29:54You're not as bad as everyone says you are
00:29:59Hmm
00:30:02I feel bad for people in her situation
00:30:03I'll see you now
00:30:05Wolf
00:30:07Some people get them into that work because they want to
00:30:10But a lot of people get into that work because they just don't have any other choice, you know
00:30:13It feels like to me that she might have been in that situation where she didn't have a choice
00:30:30Life can be rather unforgiving, you're right
00:30:32Is it gonna...
00:30:43Hold on, that's still really loud, dudes
00:30:45Here we go
00:30:53Ooh, I like this
00:31:02I love the visual vibes here
00:31:23It's like an addiction
00:31:24Easy to get in, hard to get out
00:31:25I would imagine
00:31:28It makes me feel bad
00:31:29It makes me feel bad
00:31:31I'm glad that we decided to help her though
00:31:33I feel like that was important
00:31:37Okay, we're walking?
00:31:38We're walking
00:31:40Woodland Luxury Apartments
00:31:42Fable Town
00:31:43Late
00:31:45Oh
00:31:47Wait
00:31:49Luxury apartments
00:31:51Wish they wouldn't advertise that
00:31:53I take it they're not luxury
00:31:54I take it they're not luxury
00:32:05Hmm?
00:32:06Oh
00:32:12Stay off the grass
00:32:13All right
00:32:30Don't make me come over there
00:32:32Don't make me come over there
00:32:34Look, I've got an hour of paperwork ahead of me
00:32:36And I've already had to deal with one asshole tonight
00:32:38So just...
00:32:40Sorry, Bigby
00:32:42Didn't mean to be an asshole
00:32:43What is this?
00:32:44Beauty
00:32:46Hello, Bigby
00:32:48Like beauty?
00:32:49Like beauty and the beast?
00:32:50Beauty?
00:32:54Why were you hiding?
00:32:55I know this looks a little odd
00:32:57Why'd you hide when I walked up?
00:32:58Oh, she's pretty
00:33:00Well, I didn't know who it was
00:33:02You can't be too careful these days
00:33:06No, I can't
00:33:09Damn it
00:33:10I'm late
00:33:19Sorry, I gotta...
00:33:20I gotta make a small adjustment here
00:33:21It's driving me nuts
00:33:22I'm so sorry
00:33:24There, sorry
00:33:26Promise me you won't tell Beast you saw me
00:33:29It worries too much as it is
00:33:31And it would just make my life a lot easier
00:33:35I'm staying out of marital things
00:33:37Things
00:33:41If it, look, it's between you and him
00:33:43I don't have time to go into it right now
00:33:45I'll explain it all to you later
00:33:48I will, but I have to go
00:33:52So Beauty and the Beast are married?
00:33:55It's not what you might be thinking
00:33:58Yeah, when it comes to like marital issues
00:34:05Unless, unless there's like some physicality
00:34:09Domestic thing going on
00:34:10Like I don't need to interfere
00:34:14Unless there's like a...
00:34:15Like you guys are laundering drugs through your apartment
00:34:18I have no interest in what's going on
00:34:20Like...
00:34:21It's none of my business
00:34:22Who's cheating on who?
00:34:25Who's doing what?
00:34:26Like it's none of my business
00:34:28That is between you and your husband
00:34:32Respectfully
00:34:34Bro be sleeping?
00:34:38Why would you touchy?
00:34:40Why would you touchy?
00:34:47I mean, obviously not
00:34:49Probably for the best
00:34:51Yeah, I'm a detective
00:34:52I'm not a counselor
00:34:53Like that's not my jurisdiction
00:34:56I'm taking my role very seriously
00:34:58Been a while since I got any mail
00:35:01He has no mail?
00:35:06Seventh day in a row
00:35:08He's a detective
00:35:09But doesn't get any mail?
00:35:15Rimble...
00:35:16Ca-catcher?
00:35:18I didn't catch the other names
00:35:29Wait, what's down?
00:35:33Damn thing fell off again
00:35:36Well put it back up, dude!
00:35:46Who?
00:35:55Um...
00:35:56Staying out of this
00:35:59Have you?
00:36:00Staying out of this
00:36:01Out of what?
00:36:03Whatever it is, beast
00:36:05I'm not a marriage counselor
00:36:07Dammit!
00:36:09Something's going on
00:36:12That's all you, man!
00:36:15That's all you!
00:36:16I...
00:36:20I mean this in the most respectful way possible
00:36:22Not my monkey, not my circus
00:36:23She's like...
00:36:27Rolling around in the hay with somebody else
00:36:28Like...
00:36:30Bro...
00:36:31It's not me!
00:36:32Damn!
00:36:33Should've cracked a window
00:36:35It's giving noir cyberpunk
00:36:37It's giving noir cyberpunk
00:37:07What a night
00:37:13I wish the 90's looked like this
00:37:14Heck!
00:37:16What a crappy kitchen
00:37:17Anything to eat?
00:37:21Ice!
00:37:25You didn't even get yourself food, dude?
00:37:27This is gonna be like a bachelor
00:37:30Yeah!
00:37:31Why do I even own this?
00:37:32Should've got a smaller one
00:37:34I was like, yeah, it's gonna be a bachelor fridge
00:37:36It's gonna be full of like beer and mayo
00:37:39Is this beer, mayo, sometimes a half-eaten mustard container?
00:37:45If you're lucky, they might splurge on a tub of Cool Whip
00:37:51Cause they...
00:37:52Cause it's always mayo
00:37:53It's always mayo
00:37:54Probably a bad sign
00:37:56Box...
00:37:57Nah, box of hot pockets I think would be fancy for this guy
00:38:03What? No purple stuff?
00:38:07I appreciate that reference, thank you
00:38:10Never trusted this guy
00:38:15Anything else in it?
00:38:24What?
00:38:32Why is there a pig in here?
00:38:36It's not like a...
00:38:37No...
00:38:38Wait, you can talk to it
00:38:39Hold on
00:38:40Hey...
00:38:41Colin
00:38:42Get up
00:38:43C-C-C-C-C-C
00:38:46Wake up?
00:38:47Hey
00:38:48Hello
00:38:49Pumpkin
00:38:50What?
00:38:51Ah
00:38:52Timberwolf, thank you
00:38:54I can't say I have an apartment pig, no
00:38:56Well, maybe you can touch him
00:39:01Oh, hey, Bigby
00:39:04Roommate?
00:39:05I'm in your chair, huh?
00:39:09There's only the one
00:39:10I've only got the one
00:39:11I'm not the one
00:39:12So, yeah
00:39:24Buddy
00:39:34Oh, yeah!
00:39:35Is he from the Three Little Pigs?
00:39:36Three Little Pigs?
00:39:41I mean, if he's my roommate
00:39:42The least I can do is give him a cigarette, right?
00:39:48Thanks
00:39:49Couple thousand more of these
00:39:51Will be even on that house you owe me
00:39:54This has gotta stop
00:39:56You can't keep sneaking off the farm like this
00:39:58Oh
00:40:00The fresh air and sunshine pitch they sell you on is bullshit
00:40:03I didn't escape out of the homelands to end up in some prison, okay?
00:40:07Don't send me back there, Bigby
00:40:10You don't know what it's like, okay?
00:40:11You haven't been there
00:40:13Silence
00:40:14None of those answers are good
00:40:16Exactly
00:40:17You know I'm right
00:40:20That for me?
00:40:22Nope
00:40:23The house didn't blow itself down, Bigby
00:40:26That's all I'm saying
00:40:27Oh, he is a Three Little Pig
00:40:29Now, I'm not saying it's reason enough for me to have definitely been offered a drink
00:40:32But, uh
00:40:34It would have helped ease some of the pain you once caused me, yes
00:40:38He's the big bad wolf that blew down the house and that's one of the pigs
00:40:43If that was all you were saying, I'd be able to get some rest
00:40:49I take it all back
00:40:51Thank you very much
00:40:52This is why everyone hates you
00:40:54Loveless, thank you very much, friend
00:40:56I appreciate that
00:41:00I was just hungry
00:41:02It wasn't murder
00:41:03I was hungry
00:41:05Yeah, well I'm hungry now
00:41:06You don't see me tearing the flesh off of your bones
00:41:08But you would if you could
00:41:10No offense, man
00:41:11I just needed a snack
00:41:12Probably
00:41:14But, uh
00:41:15No
00:41:16Um, hates the wrong word
00:41:18They fear you more than anything
00:41:20You ate a lot of people back in your day
00:41:23I thought we were all supposed to have a fresh start here
00:41:26I can't change the past
00:41:28Well, you can't change people's memories either
00:41:32I think we did actually eat his brothers
00:41:35But it's real
00:41:37People are scared of you
00:41:39I mean
00:41:40Look at your hands
00:41:41I can't imagine why
00:41:43Who'd you get in a fight with?
00:41:48A fable, right?
00:41:49I'm sure you're not going around punching Mondays
00:41:52My job
00:41:53I was doing my job, believe it or not
00:41:55Your job is to beat the shit out of fables
00:41:58Sometimes I take them to the farm
00:42:01Look, the devs wouldn't let me, okay?
00:42:03Fuck you
00:42:04Like, don't be mad
00:42:09You think my job is easy?
00:42:11You try keeping a bunch of fables from killing each other
00:42:14How do you think this all works?
00:42:16I don't know, how?
00:42:18By being big and being bad
00:42:21By being big and being bad
00:42:24Don't say that shit in front of people
00:42:26It's embarrassing
00:42:27I kinda like Colin actually
00:42:30That's the attitude that gets you in trouble
00:42:33I'm sure you were shitty to everyone you came across tonight
00:42:37Not everyone
00:42:38No, I wasn't
00:42:40I wasn't, that girl
00:42:42The girl, the girl
00:42:43I don't actually know her name
00:42:45Awesome, great example
00:42:48Life is easier with friends, Bigby
00:42:54And we live a long fucking time
00:42:58I know you like this whole lone wolf thing you got going for yourself
00:43:02But I've seen the way you look at Snow, okay?
00:43:04You're not fooling me
00:43:05Will you shut up?
00:43:07Well, maybe if my throat wasn't so parched, I wouldn't have to keep talking
00:43:12Wait, that doesn't make sense
00:43:13Just give me a drink, please
00:43:14Colin, enough already
00:43:17I haven't slept in two days
00:43:19I went out a second story window
00:43:21And I wanna get in two seconds of shut-eye before I...
00:43:26Look, if I give you this, will you let me sleep?
00:43:30Yeah, yeah, alright
00:43:32Probably
00:43:35Give him a drink
00:43:44Thanks, Bigby
00:43:46Yeah
00:43:52Bro gotta drink it like that, though
00:44:07I mean, I guess you're right
00:44:08He doesn't have hands to drink it
00:44:10If this is like... if this is their marital problems again
00:44:28That's gotta be Snow White
00:44:31Look at her hair
00:44:32Snow
00:44:33Snow
00:44:34Snow
00:44:36Snow
00:44:37What?
00:44:39Sorry, I'm...
00:44:41What is it?
00:44:42What happened?
00:44:43What happened?
00:44:44I... just... can't... get into it this second
00:44:47We need to hurry to...
00:44:49Hi
00:44:50Hello
00:44:51Good morning
00:44:52Or... evening
00:44:54Huh
00:44:55Yeah
00:44:56I didn't realize Jimmy the Intern was here
00:45:02These walls are paper thin
00:45:06We need to be careful
00:45:08We'll talk outside
00:45:14Oh, yeah, I guess it might be like a normie person, right?
00:45:18Isn't that... isn't that their whole thing?
00:45:19They're trying to blend in with society
00:45:21Dead guy?
00:45:33Dead guy?
00:45:51Dead guy?
00:45:52Dead guy?
00:45:53Dead guy?
00:45:54Dead guy?
00:45:55Dead guy?
00:45:56Dead guy?
00:45:57Dead guy?
00:45:58Dead guy?
00:45:59Dead guy?
00:46:00Dead guy?
00:46:01Dead guy?
00:46:02Dead guy?
00:46:03Dead guy?
00:46:04Dead guy?
00:46:05Dead guy?
00:46:06Dead guy?
00:46:07Dead guy?
00:46:08Dead guy?
00:46:09Dead guy?
00:46:10Dead guy?
00:46:11Dead guy?
00:46:12Dead guy?
00:46:13Dead guy?
00:46:14Dead guy?
00:46:15Dead guy?
00:46:16Dead guy?
00:46:17Dead guy?
00:46:18Dead guy?
00:46:19Dead guy?
00:46:20Dead guy?
00:46:21Come on, man!
00:46:45That's so upsetting.
00:46:51Who found her?
00:46:56Why would they put her specifically on our doorstep, though?
00:47:00That's on our doorstep.
00:47:05Under a coat, on purpose.
00:47:09That's deliberate.
00:47:11Did one of us do this?
00:47:14There hasn't been a murder in Fable Town in a long time.
00:47:18All the more reason we shouldn't start a panic before we know what's going on.
00:47:27Have a look around.
00:47:28We don't have much time before people will be coming through here.
00:47:34The plot thickens.
00:47:36Snow said she covered it.
00:47:38So it wasn't...
00:47:39God.
00:47:42But why?
00:47:43She was placed here with some care.
00:47:47What do you mean?
00:47:48You can see that someone didn't just toss her here.
00:47:51She was deliberately placed.
00:47:53For us to find.
00:47:55What kind of monster would do this?
00:48:02She's got a paper in her mouth.
00:48:04What is...
00:48:06What is that?
00:48:11Yeah, there's...
00:48:12That's right.
00:48:13There's no...
00:48:14There's no blood splatter or, like, trail.
00:48:15It was just placed...
00:48:16Oh, my God.
00:48:17Some kind of symbol here.
00:48:19They stuffed her ribbon in her mouth.
00:48:21I don't recognize it.
00:48:22Neither do I.
00:48:24The one I said was beautiful?
00:48:29Strange cut.
00:48:31What did this to her?
00:48:33What could do something like that?
00:48:36Either something very sharp...
00:48:38Or something with magic attached to it.
00:48:44Oh, that's so upsetting, dude.
00:48:48Oh, that's upsetting.
00:48:56I'm...
00:48:57I'm sorry.
00:48:58This is just...
00:48:59So surreal.
00:49:01What...
00:49:02What do you want to do next?
00:49:12Investigate more.
00:49:13We still have some time.
00:49:14I should keep investigating the area.
00:49:16Okay.
00:49:17Good idea.
00:49:18Um, can you at least do her the...
00:49:21Respect of covering her head back up, please?
00:49:25They don't even give you the option...
00:49:27To be respectful about it.
00:49:29Hey, Snot.
00:49:30You alright?
00:49:31Yes.
00:49:32Thanks.
00:49:33But you should hurry.
00:49:34We don't have much time left.
00:49:35We should head back inside soon.
00:49:36Okay.
00:49:37But...
00:49:38Wait...
00:49:39Wait...
00:49:40Wait a...
00:49:41I might be jumping the gun here a little bit, but...
00:49:42Um...
00:49:43Beauty and Beast were both outside.
00:49:44I would talk with them first, if it were me.
00:49:57Blood.
00:49:58Drops of blood.
00:49:59Blood trail.
00:50:00I'd say it's been here...
00:50:01An hour maybe.
00:50:02Beauty left before we went into the apartment.
00:50:03Yeah, but didn't...
00:50:04That's some loose trash.
00:50:05Yeah, but it doesn't mean that she...
00:50:06Couldn't have done it after we went inside.
00:50:07That's some loose trash.
00:50:08Yeah, but it doesn't mean that she...
00:50:09Couldn't have done it after we went inside.
00:50:11I'm not saying, like, yes she did.
00:50:12I'm just saying that, like...
00:50:13It is a possibility.
00:50:14Sharp enough.
00:50:15Sharp enough.
00:50:16So they hopped the fence with her?
00:50:18Whomish, I'm not saying...
00:50:19That's about...
00:50:20Oh.
00:50:21What?
00:50:22A lot more.
00:50:23That's okay.
00:50:24You're just about the 90's.
00:50:25That's not happening.
00:50:26But...
00:50:27I don't know.
00:50:28If you're a star or something...
00:50:30Is it right?
00:50:32What a hard thing is...
00:50:33A hard thing.
00:50:34What a hard thing was.
00:50:35What a hard thing is.
00:50:36I don't know...
00:50:37I'm just saying, like...
00:50:38What a hard thing is.
00:50:39It's a hard thing.
00:50:40The hard thing is.
00:50:41It's hard to inimish.
00:50:43So they hopped the fence with her?
00:50:48What's this?
00:50:53Having fun with Bigby? I am.
00:50:55Man, they really throw you into the... all of this.
00:51:00Wait, we already saw the blood trail.
00:51:08Is there anything over on this side? I doubt it.
00:51:12Do you have it in for Belle because she's dumb Gaston?
00:51:23You would think so.
00:51:25I mean, why not, right?
00:51:27But in the real case of how the game is physically presented, she was outside, so...
00:51:34We know it's not the pig. The pig does not have hands.
00:51:39So it can't be the pig.
00:51:42I'm not saying that Snow may or may not have done it either.
00:51:49But anybody that was outside is potentially suspect.
00:51:52What are you doing?
00:51:53Better to be thorough.
00:51:55Sure, just...
00:51:57Hurry up.
00:51:57We don't have much time.
00:52:01Thank you for the follow. I appreciate it.
00:52:03You guys think the pig is sus?
00:52:06Move her.
00:52:08Before anyone shows up.
00:52:10We'll find out more at the business office.
00:52:12She'll be in the books.
00:52:13I'm sure of it.
00:52:15Bigby, do you have any idea what's going on?
00:52:19Someone brought her here.
00:52:20She was dead before she arrived here.
00:52:33Very much so.
00:52:36The blood trail.
00:52:39We're not there yet, Snow. Follow me here.
00:52:53I'm gonna have to tell Crane about this.
00:53:00As long as King Cole is gone, he's acting mayor.
00:53:03He needs to know.
00:53:05And he's going to find out anyway.
00:53:07So we may as well get out in front of it.
00:53:09It'll just be worse if he finds out we held it from him.
00:53:12Uh, wait a little bit.
00:53:13We should wait until we have more to tell him.
00:53:14Just wait before we go.
00:53:16And now all we know is a girl is dead.
00:53:18Telling Crane doesn't change that.
00:53:20I've got all the motivation I need to find out who did this.
00:53:24That sounds reasonable, but I don't know.
00:53:29I'll think about it.
00:53:30I just don't want him interfering.
00:53:36We need to to get all of our ducks in a heckin' row before we go.
00:53:40We need to figure out who this girl was so we can find out.
00:53:43Just throwing it out into the media, like.
00:53:44Take this back to Dr. Swineheart.
00:53:46He can take a look at it.
00:53:47I'll meet you at the business office.
00:53:51Dr. Swineheart?
00:53:55Wait, that's not Colin, is it?
00:54:05Were you blind?
00:54:08Why, you don't see there's a line?
00:54:10I've been standing here a half hour already.
00:54:13You get to just walk in?
00:54:15Must be nice being the sheriff.
00:54:17Do whatever the fuck you like.
00:54:18I work here.
00:54:19And I work here.
00:54:20And what great work you do, sheriff.
00:54:23Hmm.
00:54:24That didn't feel very genuine.
00:54:28He doesn't like me.
00:54:29Fucker.
00:54:30Oh, is that Ichabod Crane?
00:54:52Oh, yeah.
00:54:53He fits.
00:54:54Ask me a question.
00:54:54Don't change the subject.
00:54:55You are to blame for this.
00:54:57Ichabod Crane.
00:54:58I brought you this news as soon as I could.
00:55:00You are trusted to keep things running smoothly around here.
00:55:03This is a disaster.
00:55:05No one is to blame.
00:55:05It isn't anyone's fault.
00:55:07Instead of trying to assign blame,
00:55:08maybe we should figure out how to catch the fucker who did this.
00:55:11Yes.
00:55:12Oh, is that how you see things?
00:55:14Sheriff, you are the one charged with protecting the citizens of Fable Town.
00:55:18Your failure to do so cost someone their life
00:55:21and the safety of the entire community.
00:55:24Tell me you've been doing something.
00:55:25Are there any leads?
00:55:26Suspects?
00:55:27Anything.
00:55:28Anything at all.
00:55:29Any shred of evidence you two know what the hell you're doing.
00:55:33Because right now, I have half a mind to fire the both of you.
00:55:37It could be.
00:55:38Shit.
00:55:39Bluebeard came to mind.
00:55:41It's his M.O.
00:55:42It's shaky, but...
00:55:43Don't be absurd.
00:55:44Bluebeard is out of the country as we speak.
00:55:46So don't even think about accusing him of such a treacherous affair.
00:55:50If all you're operating off of is ancient history,
00:55:53we're all in much more trouble than I imagined.
00:55:56You two need to get a handle on this situation quickly and quietly.
00:55:59The last thing we need is all of Fable Town knowing there's a killer amongst us.
00:56:03Why is he so angry?
00:56:04Snow.
00:56:05Yes?
00:56:07Sir?
00:56:07Call Vivian right this minute and let her know I'm coming in early for my massage.
00:56:11Are you kidding?
00:56:14Where is the bottle of wine you were to purchase?
00:56:19Don't bother.
00:56:21Forget it.
00:56:22Can't do anything right.
00:56:23Somebody just died and it's the first time that we've had a Fable die in like eons?
00:56:28Someone who can.
00:56:30Do it yourself.
00:56:31You know what?
00:56:34We'll get on it right away, sir.
00:56:38Snow.
00:56:42You would have just pissed him off more.
00:56:43Snow, that was not your...
00:56:44That was not your place.
00:56:47That was not your decision to make.
00:56:48Well, that could have gone better.
00:56:48Well, I guess I should have listened to you and waited.
00:56:52Wasn't gonna say I told you so.
00:56:54You don't have to say it.
00:56:55It would have been better to have more to offer.
00:56:57Get our ducks in a row.
00:57:01Oh, Crane doesn't like people smoking and...
00:57:05Never mind.
00:57:07Smoke away.
00:57:10He gets a morning massage.
00:57:11He gets a massage this early.
00:57:12Crane.
00:57:13It doesn't really matter the time of day.
00:57:15The mere scent of stress and he's out the door.
00:57:20Is...
00:57:22Is he gone?
00:57:23Yes, thankfully.
00:57:24It's a flying monkey from the Wizard of Oz.
00:57:33It's a monkey.
00:57:35Monkey.
00:57:35Hello, Miss Snow.
00:57:37Monkey.
00:57:38Drinking this early?
00:57:40Where did you get that?
00:57:41It was by Mr. Rickobod's desk.
00:57:44Then don't you think it probably belongs to him?
00:57:48Maybe.
00:57:49How are you today, Mr. Bigby?
00:58:01I'm not great.
00:58:01It hasn't been a great morning, Bufkin.
00:58:04Sorry.
00:58:06Eh, not your fault.
00:58:08Thanks for asking that.
00:58:09Bufkin, get the books.
00:58:11Which books?
00:58:12The ones with all the fables in it.
00:58:15Not sure that was any more specific.
00:58:17Bring the first three.
00:58:19Be back in a few minutes.
00:58:21Oh, he's like the...
00:58:22He's like the librarian of...
00:58:24Of...
00:58:24Magical...
00:58:25History.
00:58:26There's bound to be information on her here.
00:58:29Somewhere.
00:58:30We'll at least be able to get her real name from the books whenever Bufkin finds them.
00:58:35In the meantime, poke around.
00:58:37Maybe the mere can help.
00:58:39I really have to get this appointment squared away, but let me know if you need anything.
00:58:44So it sounds to me like she's just a glorified secretary for Crane.
00:58:50That's kind of disappointing.
00:58:51Hi.
00:58:54Where's it trying?
00:58:56Yes, that's right.
00:58:58I knew exactly what I was gonna do.
00:59:01No, we got your invoice.
00:59:03Snow White.
00:59:04She is!
00:59:05She's a secretary!
00:59:08It should be squared away.
00:59:09So no wonder she didn't want me to mouth off the Crane because she wanted to keep her job.
00:59:17I mean, I guess that's fair.
00:59:26Could use a shave, bud.
00:59:28Hey, Magic Mirror.
00:59:30I got a question.
00:59:32You know the rule.
00:59:34I don't have time for this shit.
00:59:37Your impatience is callow.
00:59:38You're needlessly cruel, but have some respect for our history rules.
00:59:46Mirror, mirror.
00:59:48If you're able, tell me all about this fable.
00:59:52See?
00:59:53Was that so hard?
00:59:55Yeah, I'm about two seconds away from kicking a hole in you.
00:59:59There's no need for that.
01:00:02Fine.
01:00:03Of which fable do you wish to know?
01:00:07Um...
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