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00:00:00They don't really have cigarette dispensers like this out in the public.
00:00:07No, none for me, I guess.
00:00:13Pickled eggs!
00:00:14Let me solve the mystery for you.
00:00:16They're pickled eggs.
00:00:18Oh, I know what they are.
00:00:19I'm just trying to figure out why anyone would eat this.
00:00:22I actually really like pickled beets.
00:00:30I don't know about pickled eggs, but I love pickled beets.
00:00:35What's up, dog?
00:00:38You like pickled eggs?
00:00:40I've never had pickled eggs, but pickled beets, though.
00:00:46Delicious, delicious.
00:00:47The best of the best.
00:00:50Can I talk to you?
00:00:52Come on.
00:00:55Have you seen the woodsman around?
00:00:57I don't know who that is.
00:01:00Big guy, beard, flannel, kind of a shitbag.
00:01:03Hard to miss.
00:01:04You sure you don't know him?
00:01:10Would a drink help you remember?
00:01:12How about I buy you a drink?
00:01:13How about you keep your drink and piss off?
00:01:17He doesn't like cops at all.
00:01:20Sit down and talk.
00:01:22A lot of stools in this place.
00:01:33Only one next to you.
00:01:34There's only one right next to you.
00:01:39I don't think I meant that to be a pickup line, but it's funny.
00:01:41You're going to order something or you just hear to bother my customers.
00:01:46Only one next to you, Hans, though.
00:01:48I don't know what I mean.
00:01:53Give me a Midas gold.
00:01:55You want a lime?
00:02:00No.
00:02:01No.
00:02:02No lime.
00:02:02Well, I don't got any anyway.
00:02:07Think that's funny?
00:02:09Yep.
00:02:10Think it's fucking hilarious.
00:02:12Help me help you.
00:02:21Come on, guys.
00:02:22I don't want to be here.
00:02:23You don't want me here.
00:02:25The sooner you answer my questions,
00:02:27the sooner I'll be out of your...
00:02:30Someone else is here?
00:02:37They look worried.
00:02:38I don't want to be scared.
00:02:48Or scared.
00:02:53Holly, you're out of paper towels in the...
00:02:56He is here!
00:03:00Oh, they knew he was in the bathroom!
00:03:03Oh, they knew he was in the bathroom!
00:03:03Oh, they knew he was in the bathroom!
00:03:04Oh, they knew he was in the bathroom!
00:03:08One or two!
00:03:17Saved your beer!
00:03:19Saved your beer for you.
00:03:21Holly wanted to clear it, but I said no.
00:03:23You'll be back.
00:03:25Now, here you are.
00:03:26What a smug shit!
00:03:28You and me have been going at it for hundreds of years.
00:03:32Saved your beer for you.
00:03:33I'm through fighting.
00:03:36There's two of us.
00:03:37I don't want to fight either.
00:03:38Well, Woody, that makes two of us.
00:03:41Holly is so pretty, dude.
00:03:45You're in luck.
00:03:46I decided to switch seats.
00:03:49I just want to talk.
00:03:54Relax.
00:03:55I just want to talk.
00:03:57Relax.
00:03:57This doesn't have to go like this.
00:04:01Relax.
00:04:02Oh, he's missing an eye.
00:04:03Maybe he don't want to talk to you.
00:04:05Why don't we let him tell me that?
00:04:09It's okay, Gren.
00:04:11Gren?
00:04:22It's funny.
00:04:23Just a minute ago, no one seemed to know who you were.
00:04:26Yeah, well, everyone knows you.
00:04:30I'm a big bad wolf.
00:04:33Now, I'm the bad guy and you're a sheriff.
00:04:37What kind of fucking world is that, huh?
00:04:39Come on, buddy.
00:04:41Why'd you do it?
00:04:42No bullshit.
00:04:42Same reason people do a lot of awful things.
00:04:47For money.
00:04:49I'd walk past her place for weeks.
00:04:52She didn't look like it.
00:04:53She had money.
00:04:55That was sure.
00:04:56Was this about mugging her for cash?
00:04:58She wouldn't put up any kind of flight.
00:05:03What?
00:05:04I was gonna rob her.
00:05:07He was!
00:05:08What a dick bag!
00:05:08So this was a robbery.
00:05:18You were planning on robbing her?
00:05:20Yeah.
00:05:21Her and her grandma.
00:05:22Grandma?
00:05:23Wait, what are you talking about?
00:05:25Red Riding Hood.
00:05:26Her grandmother.
00:05:28I was there to rob them.
00:05:30Are you kidding me?
00:05:32We were already there.
00:05:33Lying in the bed.
00:05:35I only saved her because I thought she might give me a reward.
00:05:39But she didn't give me shit.
00:05:41Except a bunch of people thinking I'm something I ain't.
00:05:45I played along as long as I could.
00:05:47Gla-
00:05:47Why would you glass him?
00:05:48The thing you made me get from it was a free drink every now and again.
00:05:51Why would you glass him?
00:05:53Not a good that did.
00:05:56Why would you glass him?
00:05:57What?
00:05:57Hey!
00:06:02Stop!
00:06:03This isn't what I want.
00:06:05Oh, shut the fuck up, Woody!
00:06:08Shit ain't just about you.
00:06:10It's about this fucking lapdog.
00:06:12When they come sniffing around this part of town when the rich fucks in the woodlands need a shakedown.
00:06:18Ain't that right, Bigby?
00:06:20You're-
00:06:20It's not like that.
00:06:21It's not like that.
00:06:23There are problems with the way things go, I get it.
00:06:26But that's got nothing to do with what's happening right now.
00:06:29Yeah.
00:06:29Holly's sister goes missing.
00:06:31No one gives two shits about her.
00:06:33Paperwork, waiting rooms, and that bitch Snow White looking right past me, then ushering me out the fucking door.
00:06:43Silence.
00:06:44I can growl too.
00:06:45Oh.
00:06:54Whoa!
00:06:56Okay.
00:06:58What is that?
00:07:00You should have walked out of here when you had the chance.
00:07:03Come on.
00:07:04What is he?
00:07:04He's here in the lane.
00:07:05Don't worry about me.
00:07:10Oh, she's still cute.
00:07:13She's still cute, guys.
00:07:15Why are we fighting?
00:07:19Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
00:07:22Good, good god, dude.
00:07:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:07:39Jeez.
00:07:45Look, I never asked to fight you, man.
00:07:56I never asked for this.
00:07:59Oh my god.
00:08:03Oh.
00:08:03Oh, bro.
00:08:13Oh.
00:08:18Why, though?
00:08:19Oh.
00:08:24Am, am I gonna go in?
00:08:26Like, are we gonna go full wolf here?
00:08:28I'm ready.
00:08:28I'm ready.
00:08:37Come on, bud.
00:08:44We have to put him out.
00:08:45Like, I don't want to do this, but we gotta put him out.
00:08:49Sorry, man.
00:09:02Oh my god.
00:09:08He's had enough.
00:09:09Yeah, it's enough.
00:09:10That's enough.
00:09:11No more.
00:09:13Walk away.
00:09:15Walk away.
00:09:15It's enough.
00:09:16Walk away.
00:09:20There's no, there's no need of that.
00:09:21He was the one that attacked me.
00:09:23There's no need to be the aggressor here.
00:09:28Why would you tear his arm off?
00:09:30Like, why would you do that?
00:09:32Whiskey.
00:09:35The fucking whiskey?
00:09:37He just walks up and orders a drink?
00:09:39Are you kidding?
00:09:41Double.
00:09:43Wha-
00:09:44Glass him.
00:09:52Holly, you sweet bean.
00:09:57Oh, I'm back to normal?
00:10:02Woo!
00:10:04Pay for the drink.
00:10:06Shit.
00:10:07No!
00:10:08It's not going to pay for it, anyway.
00:10:09I only had so much money to give.
00:10:14Don't even think about it.
00:10:18Is this the type of treatment I can expect if I let you take me in?
00:10:27He started it.
00:10:28He started it.
00:10:33It's the truth.
00:10:34He started it.
00:10:35I didn't do anything.
00:10:36All right.
00:10:37I got a hundred bucks for the first bloke that can tell me something about a girl name.
00:10:44Oh, dude.
00:10:45He's crying.
00:10:46Fuck.
00:10:47He's crying.
00:10:47No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:11:03We're going after the Tweedles.
00:11:05The Tweedles.
00:11:05The Tweedles.
00:11:06It's not even a question.
00:11:08It's...
00:11:08It's this.
00:11:09It's not...
00:11:09It's not even a question.
00:11:10Fuck, man.
00:11:13That's not necessary.
00:11:16Shit.
00:11:17He's the one you want, not me.
00:11:19No, he's not.
00:11:20Your brother won't be saving you this time.
00:11:22Come on.
00:11:23You're under arrest.
00:11:24I told you I didn't do it.
00:11:25And you've got nothing to worry about.
00:11:30Look, if...
00:11:31If Woodsman...
00:11:33Had something to hide and he wanted to run,
00:11:35He would have ran way before I sat down.
00:11:38If it had something to do with...
00:11:43With him being involved,
00:11:45He would have gotten out of there
00:11:46Right when he saw that there was a cop in the bar.
00:11:50Not in this very second.
00:11:52Like...
00:11:53But these guys...
00:11:59Yeah, it does.
00:12:00It seemed like he was running from the...
00:12:02The...
00:12:03The brothers.
00:12:04Rather than from me.
00:12:06Oh, no.
00:12:08Now what?
00:12:22Who's...
00:12:23Who's here?
00:12:32Oh, that's not a good sign.
00:12:34Wait a minute.
00:12:39What?
00:12:40Wait, did they just find the head?
00:12:41Is that what happened?
00:12:43Well, the head's been here.
00:12:44I thought we took care of it.
00:12:47Beauty?
00:12:48Beauty?
00:12:52Oh!
00:12:54No way!
00:12:57Oh!
00:12:58No way!
00:12:59Snow?
00:13:04Shut up!
00:13:07You guys want to go get the cake or you want me to go get the cake?
00:13:13Who's busting out the party favors?
00:13:15Because...
00:13:16I'll go to the dollar store.
00:13:18Where's your brother?
00:13:20Fuck you!
00:13:21Give me one good reason I should tell you anything.
00:13:23Serial killer.
00:13:27Oh!
00:13:28Oh, no!
00:13:28There's no way!
00:13:30A serial killer?
00:13:31Oh, God.
00:13:32It's one of us.
00:13:34Wait.
00:13:35The woodsman's still walking the streets.
00:13:38The woodsman isn't even a thing.
00:13:40The woodsman's a red herring.
00:13:41I'll find someone who can.
00:13:44I found out where she's been staying.
00:13:46I know she's here.
00:13:48You must have seen her.
00:13:49What are the two of you hiding?
00:13:50Thanks.
00:13:51I'm not saying anything.
00:13:53It doesn't matter.
00:13:55Maybe you just want to punch.
00:13:56There's a little bit of titty in the background.
00:13:58Just ignore it.
00:14:01What did you do?
00:14:03Friend on friend.
00:14:05At the end.
00:14:06Shush.
00:14:10Yeah, I'm aware of the nudity.
00:14:11I've been told.
00:14:12So I'm going to have to black screen it.
00:14:14These are you.
00:14:16Oh, my God.
00:14:23This game is good.
00:14:25Okay.
00:14:26Oh, yeah.
00:14:26We're playing.
00:14:26We're playing number two.
00:14:28So did you give Faith your money?
00:14:31You and 85% of players did.
00:14:34Did you tell Beast the truth about beauty?
00:14:37You and 90% of players tried to stay out of it.
00:14:41Wow.
00:14:43So a lot of people just wanted to be personally involved in their bullshit, huh?
00:14:51Like a lot of y'all are nosy.
00:14:53Look at this.
00:14:57You guys like that tabloid stuff, huh?
00:15:01Where did you decide to go first?
00:15:03You and 41% of players went to go see Prince Lawrence before helping Toad.
00:15:10So a lot more people went to go.
00:15:12See, I almost went to go see Toad.
00:15:15I understand, right?
00:15:16Maybe their mindset was the same as mine.
00:15:18I ended up going to see Lawrence first, but...
00:15:22What happened to Prince Lawrence?
00:15:23You revived him, but he died by his own hand.
00:15:26That was not my fault.
00:15:30That was because of Snow.
00:15:32That had nothing to do with me.
00:15:35I'm not taking the responsibility for that.
00:15:37That is Snow's problem.
00:15:43Who was your prime suspect?
00:15:45You and 27% of players didn't say anything to Snow.
00:15:49Because it's stupid to.
00:15:51Why would you say something to Snow?
00:15:53Because we don't have all the information yet.
00:15:57So I'm not going to, like, plant a seed in her brain and have us go down some thing when we don't have the logical information yet.
00:16:05It's stupid to give her a lead.
00:16:09Who did you arrest?
00:16:10When it came down to the wire, you and 68% of players made sure Tweedledee didn't get away.
00:16:16Well, I mean, that one's obvious.
00:16:20Join the discussion.
00:16:21Okay.
00:16:22Alright.
00:16:23Uh, we are going to get into the second one.
00:16:26So, just so that you guys know, there is nudity in the second one.
00:16:30I have been warned.
00:16:32Uh, I'm going to black screen as quickly as possible anything that may show nudity.
00:16:38So we will be seeing, uh, just listening to audio for certain things.
00:16:44So, yeah.
00:16:45I do not want to get in trouble.
00:16:47And apparently this game does not have a streamer mode on it, which is wild.
00:16:53Um.
00:16:53I'm playing this on Steam, so...
00:16:57The nudity doesn't last long.
00:17:08Okay, good.
00:17:09I was worried that we were going to have, like, a quarter of the chapter just on the black screen.
00:17:14Okay.
00:17:15That's- that's good.
00:17:16Yeah, I don't- I don't want to- for two reasons.
00:17:19It's against Twitch, TOS.
00:17:20Uh, and I- I like to keep my checkmark.
00:17:23Thank you very much.
00:17:23Even though we're all adults here.
00:17:25Number two, there are some people that are just uncomfortable with nudity.
00:17:28And that's completely valid.
00:17:29That's completely okay.
00:17:31So I don't want to subject people to it accidentally.
00:17:33That's all.
00:17:42We can tell you when the nudity appears.
00:17:44I appreciate it.
00:17:47Because I don't really know.
00:17:48I've never played this, so...
00:17:50A heads up would be appreciated so that I don't get in trouble.
00:17:57That's good.
00:17:58I mean, realistically...
00:18:00In the real world, a body is just a human body.
00:18:03There's nothing wrong with it.
00:18:07Privates, booba...
00:18:08It's fine.
00:18:11It's just a human body.
00:18:12Nothing wrong.
00:18:13But when it comes to this sort of stuff...
00:18:15Um...
00:18:15You have to be careful.
00:18:20So...
00:18:21So somebody...
00:18:22Somebody offed snow, but why?
00:18:26How are you liking it so far?
00:18:27It's amazing.
00:18:29And we're only on the first chapter.
00:18:33I feel like they're trying to put a lot of heavy-handedness on the Woodsman.
00:18:42But I don't think that this murder has anything to do with the Woodsman.
00:18:45I feel very strongly that the Woodsman is a red herring that is set by the developer to easily distract you.
00:18:59Yeah, Snow actually knew a lot about what was going on.
00:19:02To a de- well, to a degree, I suppose.
00:19:04Yeah, we haven't really explored Crane at all.
00:19:10But here's the thing.
00:19:12Here's another writer's mess when it comes to Crane.
00:19:15I don't know anything about the character, because we only met him for like a second.
00:19:19He's a very cantankerous person and very nasty.
00:19:25But some people are just that way.
00:19:28So it could be that he is written aggressively to be a red herring.
00:19:34Like, purposely that way.
00:19:37But again, some people are just that way.
00:19:40That's just their personality.
00:19:41They're very forward.
00:19:43They're very brash and kind of nasty.
00:19:46So I can't really say it's Crane either, because we don't know that.
00:19:51He could just be an asshole.
00:19:52We don't know.
00:19:54Some people are just assholes.
00:19:56Yeah.
00:19:57Alright.
00:19:58I'm gonna go take a little pee break really quickly.
00:20:01Um, but I'm gonna be right back and we're gonna do chapter two.
00:20:04I don't- I'm assuming this is five chapters.
00:20:07So I'll be right back.
00:20:09And then I'm diving in.
00:20:13So I'll be right back.
00:20:43So I'll be right back.
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00:22:21So I'll be right back.
00:22:22I'll be right back.
00:22:23So I'll be right back.
00:22:24So I'll be right back.
00:22:25I'll be right back.
00:22:26So I'll be right back.
00:22:27So I'll be right back.
00:22:28So I'll be right back.
00:22:29So I'll be right back.
00:22:30So I'll be right back.
00:22:31So I'll be right back.
00:22:32I try not to eat on stream, but I'm really, really hungry and my tummy hurts, so.
00:22:38I will make sure that the mouth noises are absolutely minimal for those that are sensitive
00:22:44to that noise.
00:22:47Yeah, they're like little Keebler, what are they, Keebler Toast and Peanut Butter Sandwich
00:22:53Crackers.
00:22:54I love crackers.
00:22:57Okay.
00:22:58Are we ready for volume two?
00:23:03I'm ready.
00:23:03I'm ready.
00:23:04Okay, let's do this.
00:23:08Who's the tattoo guy?
00:23:11Oh, man.
00:23:11Okay.
00:23:13Again, please warn me about the nudity, please.
00:23:15I'm depending on you.
00:23:18Start episode two.
00:23:19Mr. Toad.
00:23:20Do something, Bigby.
00:23:23Before he completely tears up the place.
00:23:27Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:23:28Hey, hey.
00:23:29You've got something on your face.
00:23:31The fuck are you talking about, you stupid c-
00:23:33You're not as bad as everyone says you are.
00:23:41Please, Bigby.
00:23:42Promise me you won't tell Beast you saw me.
00:23:46Look, whatever it is, it's between you and Beast.
00:23:49I'm staying out of it.
00:23:50It's not what you might be thinking.
00:23:54Have you seen my wife?
00:23:56Have you seen Beauty?
00:23:57Come with me.
00:24:07Don't interrupt me, Miss Snow.
00:24:08You asked me a question.
00:24:10Don't change the subject.
00:24:11You are to blame for this unpleasantness, Miss Snow.
00:24:13Yeah, I mean, he's right.
00:24:17He's dumb.
00:24:21You are to blame, Snow.
00:24:24If he ever thought you knew, Miss White, he'd come back and kill one.
00:24:28I'm looking for the woodsman.
00:24:30Well, he's not here.
00:24:32Holly, you're out of paper towels and they're going to string me up, Bigby.
00:24:36You said it looks fucking bad.
00:24:39It looks really bad.
00:24:41But I didn't do it.
00:24:43See, that's what I'm saying.
00:24:44Look, I don't think he did.
00:24:45I got a hundred bucks for the first bloke that could tell me something about a girl name.
00:24:48Fuck, man.
00:24:49I don't think he had anything to do with it.
00:24:51Come sniffing around this part of town.
00:24:54Rich fucks at the worst.
00:24:55Genuinely.
00:24:56Take that, huh?
00:24:57Ain't that right, Bigby?
00:24:58Now things are worse off than they've ever been.
00:25:02Well, that's not true.
00:25:03Right.
00:25:04We've had it worse, but not by much.
00:25:09Well, the first head we found was from the donkey skin girl.
00:25:14They left her head on my doorstep, on the apartment building's doorstep.
00:25:18And then at the end of the chapter, we found Snow's head in the same spot.
00:25:25So...
00:25:26As two murders?
00:25:27We've had two murders so far.
00:25:33Mr. Wolf!
00:25:44Also, hold...
00:25:44I'm so sorry, but hold on just one moment.
00:25:47Something I'm noticing.
00:25:53They have music volume and master volume.
00:25:56They don't have volume for sound effects.
00:25:59They don't have ambient.
00:26:03So it's either blast your eardrums out or hear nothing.
00:26:06Good choices.
00:26:08I love it here.
00:26:11Yeah, no voice option.
00:26:20Yeah, because I'm noticing that...
00:26:22I'm noticing that, like, right now the volume is fine.
00:26:25But as soon as an action sequence starts happening, it is so, so loud.
00:26:31And there's no way to fix that volume, to equalize it properly.
00:26:37So I was kind of hoping there would be, but it doesn't seem to be.
00:26:40That's a photo to put in front of you, I suppose.
00:26:53You're making this more difficult than it has to be.
00:26:57If you just cooperate and answer the questions, you can go home.
00:27:01Maybe get some sleep.
00:27:04How are you feeling?
00:27:06How do you think I'm feeling?
00:27:08Where did you find the killer?
00:27:13I'll be better when I find who did this.
00:27:16Which I can't do while sitting in here.
00:27:18We all want the same thing here, Bigby.
00:27:23Look.
00:27:25I know what you must be going through.
00:27:27Really, I do.
00:27:29But I could use your cooperation.
00:27:33I don't know who did it, man.
00:27:34You don't know anything.
00:27:35If you did, you wouldn't be sitting here talking to me.
00:27:39You'd be talking to the piece of shit that did this.
00:27:42Well, you stonewally me like this isn't helping either of us, so why don't you cut the shit and...
00:27:46Oh, losing our cool, are we?
00:27:54How unprofessional of you.
00:27:55I'm trying to help you, Bigby.
00:28:04What is it with you cops?
00:28:05I'm always trying to empathize with people.
00:28:09I know this must be hard for you.
00:28:12Do you?
00:28:13Do you fucking know?
00:28:14Have you had a friend killed and their head left at your fucking doorstep?
00:28:21No?
00:28:22Didn't think so.
00:28:31Your nose is bleeding.
00:28:32Random nosebleed?
00:28:38Somebody likes the sauce?
00:28:40You okay?
00:28:41Are you...
00:28:42Okay?
00:28:43You don't look so good.
00:28:46Detective Branigan?
00:28:48I'm Detective Branigan.
00:28:50Uh, yeah.
00:28:51I know.
00:28:52Someone surfing pipelines in the bathroom?
00:28:54There's something.
00:28:56Do you hear that?
00:28:58No.
00:28:58Please.
00:29:04Please.
00:29:06No.
00:29:08No.
00:29:12I'm sorry.
00:29:14Wait a minute.
00:29:15I can't stop.
00:29:16Please.
00:29:19Wasn't a tinnitus in?
00:29:22I think it might be a little bit more than tinnitus to be on his face.
00:29:25Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:29:31We have to go, now.
00:29:33Oh, they go...
00:29:35What did you...
00:29:36What did you do?
00:29:37What are you doing here?
00:29:38You should be thanking me.
00:29:40What?
00:29:40It's just a memory wipe spell.
00:29:41Very expensive.
00:29:42But it works.
00:29:44The whole station will forget the last 24 hours.
00:29:46And everything they saw at the woodlands.
00:29:49Crane.
00:29:50Well, hurry up.
00:29:51That's a, that's a bit much, guys, that's...
00:29:58Leave, Bigby, leave it.
00:30:05Oh, I guess, I guess never mind.
00:30:12I guess you would have to take it, because if it's a memory wipe, they're gonna look at that piece of evidence.
00:30:15Yeah, yeah, I didn't think about that after I said it, yeah.
00:30:19Yeah, yeah.
00:30:21You're right.
00:30:25We don't want the cops involved.
00:30:35Maybe we can appeal to this guy's better nature.
00:30:39Thank you for the ra- thank you for the bailout.
00:30:45We, um, we found Tweedledee chained up to a post.
00:30:51That was your doing, correct?
00:30:52Yeah.
00:30:53I forgot.
00:30:54Well, I don't know why you detained him.
00:30:57Dee was at the trip trap when Snow was left at the woodlands, so he couldn't possibly be involved in this mayhem.
00:31:05Bluebeard's currently...
00:31:06He's working for someone.
00:31:07He's working for somebody.
00:31:09And whoever it is wants him snooping around every crime scene I've looked at.
00:31:13That doesn't necessarily mean they're involved in the murders.
00:31:19No, it doesn't.
00:31:20But he seems a lot more likely than the choice that the developers gave me.
00:31:24You have to work with me, Crane.
00:31:25I can only do what's coded, man.
00:31:30I know what you're thinking, Bigby.
00:31:34It's been one full night and a slice of mourning, and I already miss her, too.
00:31:38You know, I never get more homes so that one of us dies.
00:31:50And now, were it to be snow, I've never been good with these sorts of things.
00:31:54I just can't believe this is really happening.
00:31:59Yeah.
00:32:00It's hard.
00:32:05Our stories used to be so simple.
00:32:08We had a beginning, a middle, and an end.
00:32:12But ever since we moved to this awful city, everything's gotten so confused.
00:32:17Did she, uh, give any indication to what she was thinking when you saw her last, I mean?
00:32:29I don't know why, but I'd like to know that she was...
00:32:32I guess fine, I suppose.
00:32:35She wanted to change things.
00:32:35She could come off as callous sometimes, but she wasn't really.
00:32:39She said that she wanted to change things.
00:32:42Make it easier for Fables to get help when they...
00:32:44Maybe he needs to hear that.
00:32:47I'm hoping that maybe if I tell him that, it might inspire him.
00:32:52We have to... have to put an end to this.
00:32:57It's been two murders in as many days.
00:33:00If we don't unearth our culprit, and soon, there will likely be another on our doorstep tonight.
00:33:06I'll get it done.
00:33:07Please, Bigby.
00:33:09For Miss White.
00:33:10I got it.
00:33:11Yo, emotional.
00:33:17I don't know what to make of Prane.
00:33:24Not a very good answer, is it?
00:33:25Come on.
00:33:26Just tell me what I want to know.
00:33:28It will make things a lot less painful for you.
00:33:31In theory.
00:33:32Oh, were you planning on using that?
00:33:34I just thought you really liked rubbing your little sword.
00:33:38Fuck.
00:33:39What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:33:41Who's Bluebeard?
00:33:48You were supposed to wait for us to get back.
00:33:50Like, what story?
00:33:51If you want to be involved, you will do things my way.
00:33:53No violence.
00:33:57Whatever you say, Ichabod.
00:33:59I figured he was a pirate, but I don't think I've ever heard the story of Bluebeard, you know?
00:34:15Like, Red Riding Hood or Snow White.
00:34:17You see what I've been dealing with?
00:34:19What are you going to do about this, Bigby?
00:34:21Shh.
00:34:22This isn't a joke.
00:34:22I think this is a joke.
00:34:24Snow White is dead.
00:34:26Look, I didn't kill anyone.
00:34:28And I'm supposed to just believe you.
00:34:31Oh, it's a French fairy tale.
00:34:32Okay.
00:34:33You were with me when it happened, dummy.
00:34:34I've never heard of it.
00:34:36I still have questions for you, Dee.
00:34:39Sounds like a personal problem.
00:34:42This is ridiculous.
00:34:44Let him work.
00:34:44Why were you at Toads?
00:34:45He's got more experience with these kinds of things.
00:34:47Why were you at Toads' place?
00:34:50Looking for a change of scenery.
00:34:52Thought I might move in.
00:34:54Had to take a look around first, of course.
00:34:55I'm not messing around.
00:34:56I'm not fucking around here, Dee.
00:34:59All right, Dee.
00:35:00Let's get to know each other.
00:35:04I'm trying to be nice to you, man.
00:35:08If I play hardball, it's because you're not cooperating.
00:35:11Not because I'm not being kind.
00:35:15You like that?
00:35:16Fuck.
00:35:17You can help us.
00:35:23This is why we're here.
00:35:25Someone killed this woman.
00:35:26And we need to know who.
00:35:28I get it.
00:35:29I do.
00:35:29But I can't tell you what I don't know.
00:35:37Just tell me what you were doing at Toads' place.
00:35:40Look, Big P.
00:35:41We're not on opposite sides here.
00:35:43My brother and I are trying to get to the bottom of things.
00:35:46Same as you.
00:35:49What?
00:35:49What?
00:35:50Your brother.
00:35:52Where was he last night?
00:35:54I can't say.
00:35:55He could have been anywhere.
00:35:57Take your best guess.
00:35:59He didn't do it, if that's what you're thinking.
00:36:01Then where is he?
00:36:03No.
00:36:04I'm not sending you after my brother.
00:36:05Look, I answered your question.
00:36:09Can I get my stuff back now?
00:36:11What did you find on it?
00:36:12Oh.
00:36:13Nothing of consequence, really.
00:36:15A box full of s-
00:36:18Some money and a cigar, huh?
00:36:23Just let me go, alright?
00:36:25We're not done talking.
00:36:25What is it now, Big B?
00:36:27Cooperate and you can go.
00:36:28You need to tell me where your brother is.
00:36:30Look, I know it's unpleasant.
00:36:32Let's not start problems, yeah?
00:36:33I'm gonna be here, right?
00:36:34I'm not trying to make things difficult for you.
00:36:36I just need you to cooperate.
00:36:39Once you've answered my questions, I'll let you go.
00:36:42Mm-hmm.
00:36:42It would help if I wasn't strapped to a chair.
00:36:48Fair enough.
00:36:50Look, Big B, this isn't going to work.
00:36:53Don't you want to find out what happened to those girls?
00:36:55This isn't about you, Ken.
00:36:57Sit down.
00:36:57Let me handle this.
00:37:00Sit your ass down.
00:37:01So, where's your brother?
00:37:02Look, mate, I'd like to help.
00:37:04I would, but I can't tell you where he is.
00:37:06Last time I saw him, we split up and I went to find Faith.
00:37:09I don't know where he is now, but he didn't kill anybody.
00:37:15You were looking for Faith?
00:37:17Look, I went to her apartment.
00:37:20That's no secret.
00:37:21You saw me.
00:37:22No, there's more to it.
00:37:23You said you were trying to find something.
00:37:26Ken, sit down.
00:37:28All righty.
00:37:29What did you want from Faith?
00:37:32Sorry, I can't help you.
00:37:34I'm not saying any more about it.
00:37:36No, we have to.
00:37:42Why were you at Faith's?
00:37:43I'll ask you again.
00:37:44Why were you at Faith's?
00:37:46Why is anyone anywhere?
00:37:48That is such an Alice in Wonderland.
00:37:51Can we move this along?
00:37:53If you need some assistance...
00:37:54Shut up, Ken.
00:37:55You always carry this much cash.
00:37:57I've got a lot of laundry to do this week.
00:38:00What's it to you?
00:38:03Where am I?
00:38:03Come on, D.
00:38:09What did you want from Faith?
00:38:11Sweet girl like her.
00:38:13Sweet?
00:38:14You think that girl was sweet?
00:38:16She was a fucking thief.
00:38:18Fucking sweet.
00:38:20Faith was plenty of things,
00:38:22but that ain't one of them.
00:38:23You seem angry.
00:38:24You seem pretty mad about it.
00:38:25Hell, I ain't bothered.
00:38:27Wasn't me she stole from.
00:38:29Nah, she took something from my boss.
00:38:31Your boss.
00:38:34Shut up, Ken!
00:38:36So let's talk about your boss, then.
00:38:39You're gonna get me in trouble, Bigby.
00:38:42I can't answer any more of your questions.
00:38:47You know, I really love...
00:38:49A nasty old pocket stogie?
00:39:01Come on.
00:39:03Offer it.
00:39:04Here.
00:39:05You want it?
00:39:06Cheers.
00:39:06Yeah, alright.
00:39:07Take it.
00:39:08Cheers, bud.
00:39:09Wanna see a trick?
00:39:11Let him talk.
00:39:40Yeah, we're real close.
00:39:45Ew.
00:39:46I thought this was supposed to be a murder investigation.
00:39:48Shut up, Ken!
00:39:49But you are seeing this guy like a fucking house guest!
00:39:51Bluebeard?
00:39:52And not getting any answers from him this way.
00:39:54Sit your bitch ass down!
00:39:56He is dead.
00:39:57One of us.
00:39:58And you're going to let this ignorant shit walk out of here in one piece.
00:40:02Punch him in the throat.
00:40:02Out of my way.
00:40:03I'll show you how it's done!
00:40:05Oh my god, dude.
00:40:06What the fuck?
00:40:07What do you think you're doing?
00:40:08Teaching him a lesson.
00:40:09Oh my god, dude.
00:40:10Put him down.
00:40:11Put him down.
00:40:13Stop this right now!
00:40:15Get off, dude.
00:40:16You enjoying yourself immensely.
00:40:20That's right.
00:40:21He's going to punch me.
00:40:26Knock it off, dude.
00:40:28Knock it off.
00:40:29Knock it off.
00:40:29Knock it off.
00:40:46Knock, knock it off.
00:40:50Snow...
00:40:50Snow...
00:40:51How is she alive?
00:40:52We saw her head in the photo.
00:40:54then who was the head
00:41:06or or or hear me out hear me out the person that just walked in might not be snow but might be
00:41:22somebody glamor to look like snow maybe it's not snow at all maybe snow is actually dead and this
00:41:29person's a faker a doppelganger what a twist what a twist
00:41:41i think it has something to do with glamour because isn't glamour what they're what they're
00:41:53using to disguise themselves is there a rule that says glamour can only be used on your specific
00:42:00identity i thought you could control yourself i was doing my job i was just doing my job
00:42:07oh that's your job beating up people oh my god getting answers the first thing that she does
00:42:14is start shit you are the worst i hope it was worth your time it was
00:42:19where the hell have you been where the hell have you been all night snow
00:42:27i was working on this case of course you were after a conversation in the taxi last night i got
00:42:33a call from toad he said his son found a body we thought it was faith at the time getting her back
00:42:41here wasn't easy but hopefully we'll find something on her to help us track down the killer or at least
00:42:47to figure out who she is if it's not faith's body i don't i'm not giving her a response for that
00:42:54we're not feeding into this romance i refuse i can't stand her we're only on chapter two i just feel
00:43:24like what is it i just i feel responsible in a way she you are responsible and maybe that's why
00:43:36she was killed it's it's not just be careful someone wants you dead at some point they'll realize
00:43:47they missed their target oh yeah it does sound like varick's va from dragon age we just have to
00:43:52find out who did this and why she was glamored to look like is this varick i mean that's what it
00:43:59is moon thank you very much friend so what's our next move
00:44:03i'll figure it out i'll figure this out don't worry and what am i supposed to do
00:44:14not be here on the business office twiddling my thumbs waiting for the big bad wolf to solve
00:44:19all my problems don't start fights with me that's not what this is about i'm not going to be an
00:44:25errand girl for crane anymore oh my god i just want you to be careful i almost lost you once i'm not
00:44:30go away i know it's dangerous but i'm not helpless i can take care of myself
00:44:44good then go and take care of yourself and leave me out of it tj is waiting inside cease he was so freaked
00:44:53out last night he wouldn't tell us much even now he just stops talking altogether after a certain point
00:44:59he's pretty shaken up though so try not to be too you know i can handle it i can handle the kid
00:45:08okay the eye roll was not needed can you leave please insufferable
00:45:14i got an achievement for something and i don't know what it was
00:45:19tj's over there i don't know if you want to talk to him first or after but let me know when you're
00:45:30ready to see the body i i want to be there sure whatever whatever you want buffkin do you have a
00:45:38second of course miss snow okay cool we're gonna try again
00:45:55damn one of these days i'm gonna go over there
00:46:00and i'm going to gently caress this thing and a genie will pop out
00:46:04yeah buff's actually really great a perfume bottle
00:46:14snow's perfume
00:46:17lay aloha she wears probably some kind of like uh tropical flowers i'm guessing
00:46:28no i'm good
00:46:34i'd rather talk to you guys
00:46:41oh that's enough mirror finish cancel what the hell are you doing
00:46:47what i wasn't touching nothing what's going on why are you involved
00:46:53right bigby what were you doing with the mirror she just like invited
00:46:57herself into the conversation i was just having a laugh we've been waiting there a long time
00:47:08tj
00:47:10i thought i was gonna talk to tj it's all right are you ready to talk to mr wolf
00:47:15snow go away
00:47:27it's okay this won't take long it's okay this won't take long
00:47:34go ahead tj
00:47:35i go swimming at night sometimes in the river i wasn't doing anything bad i promise
00:47:43of course you weren't we weren't in trouble
00:47:46we weren't in trouble tj you're not in trouble just tell me what happened
00:47:50i was there under the big blocks and i heard noisy feet and when i hear that i'm supposed to go
00:48:01underwater and stay real still and quiet that's right son oh
00:48:06then i saw i i saw the lady
00:48:15oh this poor kid it's okay take your time take your time
00:48:23the lady fell in but but she didn't have her head on oh honey i thought she was gonna pull me down
00:48:34too oh no because she had rocks on her feet and she kept falling down in the dark parts
00:48:46oh honey cinder blocks tied to her ankles is there more tj is it true you know when people are lying
00:48:57i heard you could do that it's my job to know that that's right
00:49:00yeah part of my job is being able to tell when people are lying
00:49:05i'm really good at it yeah is there something else you want to say
00:49:12please don't be mad what is it tj it's okay honey i didn't stay under the water what i know i'm
00:49:20supposed to but i was scared and i went to the top again i couldn't help it i gave you very specific
00:49:27rules you have you are not in trouble or bad things can happen i've told you you're not in
00:49:33trouble look ellie's not shut up not this time toad shut up toad so you didn't stay underwater
00:49:43i don't know if anyone saw me but but someone said stop laughing and then i was scared and i went under for
00:49:52as long as i could wait you heard someone yes why didn't you tell us before i didn't want to be in
00:50:01trouble with someone laughing thank you tj yeah okay son good job you did a good job kid yeah good job tj come
00:50:15oh i love tj i love that kid oh my god i love him so much that went about as well as i expected
00:50:30you want to go look at the body for a little kid to talk about something like that is
00:50:35is really hard come on that poor kid i almost forgot yeah he's a baby he's beautiful he's just a little man
00:50:51witching well chamber witching well
00:50:57witching well
00:51:05is this this must be in the back of the library has to be
00:51:23so it's it has to be a glamour it's fake it has to be magic wow i didn't realize
00:51:30i've never seen her face before now that's weird this is weird yeah
00:51:37the glamour is so effective it is a glamour it is i was right just do what you need to do
00:51:47snow do you have to be here i mean you don't have to be here this is a choice you're making
00:51:51ripping in there like before
00:51:53anything nothing can you close her mouth
00:52:07i feel like this is something just for mental and emotional health that snow white doesn't need to
00:52:13be here for aside from the fact that i don't think that snow is being very useful in this investigation
00:52:20i think this is a matter of mental health i don't think that she should be here
00:52:25especially with big b having to investigate the body and that is a replica of her body i i think
00:52:32that that kind of crosses a line or at least at the very least big b should be asking her you know
00:52:39what i mean i don't wear a brooch like that zacho thank you very much for the prime friend
00:52:44not part of the glamour looks like something from the homelands broach can do you recognize these
00:52:50symbols no yeah apparently it's based on a comic series called fables
00:52:57looks just like faith's dead but there was nothing in her mouth this time do you think it was done by the
00:53:04same person hard to tell did dr swinehart ever get back to you about faith no he said he wanted to
00:53:12run more tests okay well is there anything else
00:53:21she got your perfume right how would she know how do you know what perfume i wear it's on your desk
00:53:27fool this nose also i saw the bottle on your desk yeah there we go i was like there's nothing how many
00:53:35times do i have to click on the neck
00:53:39cannot help oh please there we go yeah what's up doc omega thank you
00:53:47there's puncture wounds on the leg she used candy drugs looks that way pretty heavily too
00:53:55i hear they only go for the legs if they've used up the veins in their arms or if they're trying
00:54:01to hide the marks anyway i think mundy's are like harry potter muggles your leg like the normals
00:54:07the normal normie normies maybe she was trying to compensate with that hey so back how are you
00:54:13it's good to see you how you been supposed to make her look like me shouldn't it be concealing
00:54:18things like track marks that brooch too why would it change everything else i've never seen one this
00:54:26sloppy it might be failing just be failing glamours don't just fail the witches upstairs know what
00:54:32they're doing that's why they cost so much unless someone is making glamours illegally you can do that
00:54:38technically illegal miss it's not encouraged for sure but there aren't any laws specifically forbidding it
00:54:44so there's some sort of black market for glamours one would assume so i imagine anyone with
00:54:49access to the proper books and training could theoretically produce a glamour yet another thing to
00:54:54worry about we have back alley glamours oh no buttons aren't exact either there's an extra one here
00:55:04okay we'll get back to the buttons in a second some back alley hag witching no marks on the knuckles oh
00:55:17maybe she was grabbing something glamour from timu
00:55:22no rigor mortis
00:55:27i'm so sorry to have to do this
00:55:29i'm so sorry what are you doing only way to find out oh this is gonna be gross this is gonna be very
00:55:42gross jesus big b what is it flowers flowers flowers yeah lilac petals
00:55:56well if we're talking specifically used in like spirituality uh what's with the leg marks rope marks
00:56:10she was tied up they tied cinder blocks to her ankles so she would sink ah ropes from the cinder blocks
00:56:20you're right these buttons are wrong hmm i wonder
00:56:26what do you mind if i open her coat no do you mind if i uh open her coat bigbee just let me do it sure
00:56:52it's not you it's not you snow it's just a body
00:57:02i sorry that uh took longer than i think she needed a reminder about that we found out
00:57:09are we black screening it do i need to well she was using monday drugs pretty heavily too judging by the
00:57:18track marks on her legs no okay isn't there there are diseases i don't think she has to worry about
00:57:25that now no no no of course not
00:57:33okay thank you keep going
00:57:34she got them lacy's
00:57:45are you wearing silk lingerie snow
00:57:49why do you want to know i'm just trying to see if the clothes are exact they're not
00:57:55there you go okay don't be weird about the snow
00:57:58are you wearing them skivvies sweet cheeks what is that she had the perfume with her looks like
00:58:07someone picked it out for her use this someone gave her instructions
00:58:12so this wasn't like a victimized thing she walked into this either forcibly or willingly
00:58:31because this perfume down here
00:58:34if if somebody had forced her to do it as as a victim they would have put the perfume on
00:58:41her and then sent her on her way the fact that they sent her out and like a like an espionage
00:58:46and then told her to use this on the mission is a is weird
00:58:53alice in wonderland's i mean maybe i've seen things like this before it's definitely magic
00:58:59though witches don't usually craft objects these days i don't think it's wise to fool around with
00:59:04that it's some kind of black market magic who knows what it could do we should have it look weird
00:59:09just to make sure it isn't dangerous let's find out you may be right yeah one way to find out
00:59:15let's investigate it what there's something in here how do we open it
00:59:26i can figure it out i think i can figure it out something to do with these rings here
00:59:30oh it's like a picture puzzle okay this puzzle is acceptable this is fine
00:59:47a deer what does that mean that's as hard as i ever want my puzzles to get thank you
00:59:53hair
01:00:02is that it's your hair
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