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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep.
00:00:18Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Hey, Dad, um, I'm stuck, and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Lee.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41Wait, me?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:49You must have a death wish.
00:00:50Oh, my God.
00:00:54You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:03Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:18What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:33Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:41What the hell?
00:01:52Mr. Collins?
00:01:54That's in his...
00:01:55best friend?
00:01:56You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:17Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22You want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:40He's buffering him up.
00:02:44Something wrong?
00:02:45Um, your arm is...
00:02:52Wet...
00:02:54from the rain.
00:02:58Wipe it, then.
00:02:59There's no rain up there.
00:03:23Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:32Thought you'd be...
00:03:33busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:36eating up...
00:03:37sleazebags, not...
00:03:38picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:45Come to think of it...
00:03:46I actually...
00:03:47don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:49I don't do small talk.
00:03:54Okay, then.
00:03:59Wait, wait, wait.
00:04:00Stop.
00:04:01I need to pick something up.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:04I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up.
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later,
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol,
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me,
00:04:16and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:20If I take you,
00:04:23will you shut up?
00:04:24Yes.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:44You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:48It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:01I don't think you're going out there.
00:05:27When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:35That was a yawn.
00:05:36Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:38It's past your bedtime.
00:05:42Stop calling me kid.
00:05:57You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:07This is a small kickback.
00:06:09Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:12Does your dad know about that?
00:06:14Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
00:06:22And neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:24I live here now.
00:06:25He put me in charge.
00:06:27And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:28Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:44You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:47I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and...
00:06:54I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:01Or not.
00:07:03Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:05I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:09I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:13Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:16I'm going to kill you?
00:07:22I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:24It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:27This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:31You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:43You are not living here.
00:07:52I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:02You better not show your face in there.
00:08:04I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:07God damn it.
00:08:16Promise to Mark.
00:08:25Whoa.
00:08:27Who's this?
00:08:28My grandpa?
00:08:29Grandpa?
00:08:31He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:33Huh?
00:08:37Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:45Could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:47Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:50And rich dad means fancy alcohol.
00:08:58Hi.
00:08:59Hi.
00:08:59Hi.
00:09:00Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh.
00:09:06Uh, couldn't miss it.
00:09:10It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Well, uh, please feel free to, uh, help yourselves.
00:09:18Thanks, Heather.
00:09:19Oh, it's Har- it's Harper?
00:09:22Enjoy the party!
00:09:23Hey!
00:09:27I guess this bottle of Macallan makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:33Where's Harper?
00:09:34Harper?
00:09:35Harper?
00:09:39Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:47I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:49I don't like talking.
00:09:52Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:54Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:57Talk or no talk?
00:10:00You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:04For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:05Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:13Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:17Huh?
00:10:19He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:22I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:27Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:40Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:43Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:47Ew!
00:10:47Yeah, okay, yeah.
00:10:48Of course you can.
00:10:49You're, you're like, your school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks.
00:10:54You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:59We're, we're friends?
00:11:01Of course!
00:11:02I have to pee.
00:11:05Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:19What dirt can I find?
00:11:20Oh, this is gold.
00:11:34Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:40Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:50I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:13The hell?
00:12:20Attention, everybody.
00:12:23Hello.
00:12:25You all seem a little bored.
00:12:27So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:32A few pages of Harper's diary.
00:12:38Let's see.
00:12:40Dear diary,
00:12:42Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:48Aw, Harper.
00:12:50Daddy issues much?
00:12:56No!
00:12:57I just need to give it back!
00:13:01Dad's friend, Chris,
00:13:04is like a dilf.
00:13:06That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:10And honestly,
00:13:12if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:14You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:21Harper, that is so nasty.
00:13:23No, Christina, it's not true.
00:13:25Christina,
00:13:26I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:28Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish
00:13:31turning you on?
00:13:37Let's go right down.
00:13:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:57Fuck this.
00:13:58Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:12Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:30You were supposed to get rid of him.
00:14:32Come to her party, take advantage of her kindness, and you make fun of her family life.
00:14:42It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:44The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:49Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:53First, that's enough.
00:14:56Let her go.
00:14:59One last.
00:15:02What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:06You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:08You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:10Let's get one thing straight there.
00:15:12Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:15If you mess with her again...
00:15:18Fuck you up.
00:15:22Harper literally just grew up.
00:15:24I don't give a fuck.
00:15:25Everyone out!
00:15:27The fuck out!
00:15:32What the hell was that?
00:15:38What the hell was that?
00:15:40She hurt you.
00:15:48She hurt you.
00:15:48Chris, I'm fine.
00:15:48Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:15:54Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:15:56You're crying.
00:15:56Why are you crying?
00:15:58I don't understand.
00:15:59Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:00They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:01I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:05Stupid.
00:16:06I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox who just embarrassed me in front of him and she's the queen of our schools.
00:16:12I said stop!
00:16:13I said stop!
00:16:14I said stop!
00:16:15I said stop!
00:16:16I said stop!
00:16:17I said stop!
00:16:18I said stop!
00:16:19I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:21We'll find you another school.
00:16:22I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:23To keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students, just because you run some sort of shady business.
00:16:39I choose by next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:47I told you to stop calling me that.
00:16:55And I told you to stop acting like what?
00:17:00Oh, yeah?
00:17:02If I'm such a kid,
00:17:05what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:12Sorry, kid.
00:17:13That's my gun.
00:17:14You're going to have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:19You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:35Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:37You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:46I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:53Oh!
00:17:55God.
00:17:56What?
00:18:03What?
00:18:09What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:15No.
00:18:18No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:20It's going to not be happening.
00:18:21He's going to be back in a second.
00:18:22You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:18:37I don't want to...
00:18:38I don't want to play.
00:18:39What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:41Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:43You're the one who came into my room, into my closet, when I wasn't here.
00:18:46I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:54Uncuff me.
00:18:58What are your manners?
00:19:02Say please.
00:19:06I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:11Give me the key.
00:19:12You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:21Are you ready to listen?
00:19:23Like a good little girl?
00:19:25Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:31Rule number one.
00:19:34There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:37You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:41So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:47I can take care of myself.
00:19:48Rule number two.
00:19:50No talking back.
00:19:52I am the last guy you want to piss off.
00:20:01Rule number three.
00:20:02Don't start any games.
00:20:08You're not ready to play.
00:20:24So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:26My plans are none of your concern.
00:20:33Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:41You can have your privacy.
00:20:44Until sunset.
00:20:46What does that mean?
00:20:51You have curfew.
00:20:52How's my daughter?
00:21:15Um, hot.
00:21:17What was that?
00:21:19Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:21Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:22That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:25Is she back from class?
00:21:26She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:29Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:32She's fine, Mark.
00:21:33Good.
00:21:34You're my best friend.
00:21:36You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:44You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:51Give me some time.
00:21:55Stay with my drive.
00:21:58Back with my heart.
00:22:01Give me some time.
00:22:04It's like a while.
00:22:06Back with my heart.
00:22:07You're at a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:25Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip.
00:22:28Oh, excuse me.
00:22:42We're filming.
00:22:43Filming?
00:22:45Filming what?
00:22:46Some real hot stuff.
00:22:48Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:22:49Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:51I'm looking for Harper Reeves.
00:22:53It says her location's here.
00:22:54So step aside before I make you.
00:22:57Mmm.
00:22:58Nope.
00:22:59Harper's my best friend.
00:23:00And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:23:02Hey!
00:23:02Wait!
00:23:03Wait!
00:23:04Wait!
00:23:04Wait!
00:23:04Wait!
00:23:12He looks so sexy.
00:23:14Keep going.
00:23:14Harper?
00:23:15You shouldn't be here.
00:23:25You shouldn't be here.
00:23:26I tried to stop him.
00:23:30Hey!
00:23:31No, Harper.
00:23:32You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:34What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:35It's for a class project.
00:23:37Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:39Class my ass.
00:23:41Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:23:43I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:44Chris, stop!
00:23:45Not until I pummel this creep.
00:23:47Then the camera's next.
00:23:48Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:49Not the camera.
00:23:50Cost a thousand dollars.
00:23:51You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:54That is enough!
00:24:04Boom.
00:24:10These look amazing, Harper.
00:24:12Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:24:14Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:24:16No one's going to see these.
00:24:18Deleting them.
00:24:19What?
00:24:19That is art.
00:24:21Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those
00:24:25creeps a lap dance.
00:24:28See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:30Your choice.
00:24:35Your choice.
00:24:39Camera it is.
00:24:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:24:44You asshole!
00:24:45If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down
00:24:51your throat.
00:24:52You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:54What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:02We're leaving.
00:25:04Now.
00:25:04So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:16I did it for your own good.
00:25:18You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:21You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:26You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:29Like a piece of meat.
00:25:31My classmate?
00:25:33It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:38Jealous?
00:25:40Jealous?
00:25:40You're cute, Harper.
00:25:46I'll give you that.
00:25:48And those things you do?
00:25:51They're cute, too.
00:25:53You know what's not cute?
00:25:56Me jealous.
00:25:58Now, you were right.
00:25:58I'm in some shady business.
00:26:00And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:03But you better not test me.
00:26:05Or I'll break you.
00:26:06In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:15Well, guess what?
00:26:17You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:22Just admit that you want me.
00:26:30What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:32There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:38Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:40You know what, Chris?
00:26:41You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:42Fine.
00:26:43But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:26:46Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:26:50So, are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:55No.
00:26:57Are you sleeping with the professor?
00:26:59Oh my god, Maria, no!
00:27:01Ew!
00:27:01That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:05He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:08And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:11I don't know.
00:27:12But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:16Um, wait.
00:27:17You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:22Think about it.
00:27:24What?
00:27:24We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:28The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:31So that's step one.
00:27:32Hmm.
00:27:33You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:36He was jealous, Harbs.
00:27:38Yeah, right.
00:27:39Jealous of me?
00:27:40I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:43He's like a tech genius billionaire hobbyist MMA fighter.
00:27:47Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:50Jealous over you.
00:27:51It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:55So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:00Until he snaps.
00:28:01And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:05And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt-fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:12Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:14Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:17Because I get what I want.
00:28:19Mm-hmm.
00:28:20Sexy outfit, check.
00:28:33Popcorn, check.
00:28:35The notebook, the only movie that can make a guy cry, check.
00:28:38What do you want?
00:28:51You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:28:53Um, popcorn?
00:28:55Harper, you idiot.
00:28:58Seduce him.
00:28:59I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:04But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:08Come on, wait, wait, wait.
00:29:11I have a date, but that's not important.
00:29:13Your pulse is racing.
00:29:15What's going on?
00:29:19Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:20Uh, no, I just...
00:29:23I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:29:28But it's not important.
00:29:38Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:49But what about your date?
00:29:50How are you not crying?
00:30:11This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:13Because it's not real.
00:30:16This is ridiculous.
00:30:18No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:23It's true love.
00:30:25There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:28Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:30Maybe you're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:40And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:49What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:52What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:00Now, come on.
00:31:02Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:09Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:11I'm not a toy.
00:31:12I'll ruin you.
00:31:13Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:16As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:22It's not a lie.
00:31:25You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:27And I'm too much for the kid.
00:31:30You can't handle me.
00:31:32Try me.
00:31:37I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:40I don't kiss.
00:31:41And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:45Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:47No.
00:31:49I don't think you are.
00:31:53What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:56Not anymore.
00:31:57And even when you were a woman, I never loved you.
00:32:06Just shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:10I'm sorry.
00:32:11I love you.
00:32:13This was the last thing I could do for you.
00:32:15I love you.
00:32:17You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:26Not be seduced by him.
00:32:30I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:34I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:37You're late, big daddy.
00:32:40But you sound pissed.
00:32:41So I'll wait.
00:32:44You want to come in and fuck your frustration now?
00:32:47Not tonight.
00:32:49Busy.
00:32:50Busy?
00:32:53Never for me, you're not.
00:32:55When the hell could you possibly be?
00:32:58Are you with another woman?
00:33:00Woman?
00:33:01No.
00:33:04Not a woman.
00:33:05Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:17Not this guy.
00:33:19Lose my number.
00:33:28Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:32Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:34She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:54Kid.
00:33:57Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:04Stay.
00:34:10Stay.
00:34:14Dammit, Harper.
00:34:34You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:01Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:06Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:08I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:10His business partner.
00:35:12I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:14No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:18So, so we didn't?
00:35:25No.
00:35:27Because you're still alive.
00:35:29Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:32One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:35You don't know that.
00:35:38Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:41Oh yeah?
00:35:42Explain that.
00:35:43That's Mourning Wood, sweetheart.
00:35:47Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:49We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:51You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:57Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:00Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:11What's wrong?
00:36:12Not as adventurous as you thought you were.
00:36:14I am going to go for a cockawalk.
00:36:18I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:21With my friend.
00:36:24Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:25Bye.
00:36:30Well, this will do.
00:36:47So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex,
00:37:01but not how to do laundry.
00:37:13Struggling much?
00:37:13I don't know what your game is,
00:37:37but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:43I had no other choice.
00:37:46I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:50Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:53You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:55That's not.
00:38:02No underwear.
00:38:10That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:12What are you going to do?
00:38:18Punish you.
00:38:23I don't know.
00:38:29You don't know?
00:38:33You don't know?
00:38:34I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:43Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:47I'd say do your worst.
00:38:49I'd say do your worst.
00:38:50I'm sorry.
00:39:07I can't let this happen.
00:39:08What the heck?
00:39:08Why are you stopping?
00:39:13You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:17But, but what about...
00:39:20There's no buts.
00:39:23Can't let this happen again.
00:39:34Oh!
00:39:35Cut block!
00:39:36You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:47You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:51That was part of the plan!
00:39:53I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:39:55I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:57Was it...
00:39:58Big?
00:40:00So big.
00:40:03Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:06It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:10Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:11He's a sex freak?
00:40:13Like...
00:40:13BDSM?
00:40:15The whole nine yards.
00:40:16Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:19My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:21Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:25Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:28Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:32What if he is coming?
00:40:33Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot
00:40:36if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:51Stop messing with that.
00:40:55You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:40:58You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:00How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:03He's not my man.
00:41:06I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:10Ew, leave, Brian.
00:41:12She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:14You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:17Harps?
00:41:18Huh?
00:41:21What do you want, Brian?
00:41:27Just five minutes.
00:41:31Fine.
00:41:32But, Harper, are you sure?
00:41:34It's okay.
00:41:34Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:36Okay.
00:41:51Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:02I want to get back together.
00:42:04You cheated on me.
00:42:07I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:10But that was months ago.
00:42:12Huh?
00:42:13Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:15This isn't about payback.
00:42:18I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:22What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:24Hmm?
00:42:25Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:28You slut!
00:42:29Hmm?
00:42:29Get off of me!
00:42:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:33Let me see them.
00:42:34Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:36Show me.
00:42:36Show me!
00:42:37Let go of me!
00:42:39There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:42I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:45A drink?
00:42:46I don't have time for this.
00:42:47You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:50That's not happening.
00:42:52Ever.
00:42:53Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:56Me?
00:42:57We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:01Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:03It's not a threat.
00:43:05It's a fact.
00:43:07You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:13But I'm not gonna come after you.
00:43:15I'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:24Help me!
00:43:25Help!
00:43:26Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:28Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:31Good girl.
00:43:34You are gonna regret that, you bitch.
00:43:35I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:38That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:41And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:44You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:48You okay?
00:43:49Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:54She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:05Stop it!
00:44:07You're gonna kill him.
00:44:08Good.
00:44:08He's not worth it.
00:44:10Let's go.
00:44:11If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:18I promise.
00:44:20Let's go.
00:44:20Fuck.
00:44:29Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:43Should we call 911?
00:44:47Seriously, Harper?
00:44:49He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:51I handled myself just fine.
00:44:53And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:44:55You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:14So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:29Let's see who you are.
00:45:31Do we have to do this?
00:45:45What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:48Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:52Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:54So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:46:01I'm going to throw up.
00:46:15Breathe.
00:46:18And do this.
00:46:31I'm right here.
00:46:48Don't focus on the water.
00:46:50Just look at me.
00:46:50It's not hard to do.
00:47:11It's okay.
00:47:12It's okay.
00:47:12It's okay.
00:47:13I got you.
00:47:14It's okay.
00:47:15It's okay.
00:47:15It's okay.
00:47:16You're fine.
00:47:23You're fine, Harper.
00:47:30Just breathe.
00:47:31Just keep breathing.
00:47:34How are you feeling?
00:47:36Fine.
00:47:44Just insanely distracted.
00:47:48Ready for the next step?
00:47:51I don't know if I'm ready.
00:47:58I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:47:59I thought you didn't make those.
00:48:06What?
00:48:09Oh, my God.
00:48:11Oh, my God.
00:48:12You're talking about swimming.
00:48:15You're talking about swimming.
00:48:19What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:21I want you to get used to being underwired.
00:48:49Harper!
00:48:50Harper!
00:48:51What happened?
00:48:58What happened?
00:48:59You blacked out.
00:49:01You're okay.
00:49:03You're okay.
00:49:04I'm sorry.
00:49:05I'm sorry.
00:49:07You did amazing.
00:49:12You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:14What are you, Dennis?
00:49:18It's okay.
00:49:19We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:22Just kiss me.
00:49:26Your dad won't like this.
00:49:27Don't think about him.
00:49:29If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:33If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:36I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:38I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:41Just say you don't want me.
00:49:42Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:55I don't want you.
00:49:59I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:01You're going to get hurt.
00:50:01I don't want you to mess with you.
00:50:03It is.
00:50:08Anything happen?
00:50:08I don't know.
00:50:09I do do like that.
00:50:12Oh!
00:50:12It is.
00:50:13This is julie.
00:50:14what the hell what are you doing we need to talk about this first inside with our minds not our
00:50:23cross why are you being such a tease you grandpa i'm not a tease i just care about you
00:50:28so you are a grandpa just as much as you're a kid
00:50:33come on let's go inside no i need a moment to pull off
00:50:44i'm gonna shower
00:50:45Harper what are you doing
00:50:58so this is where chris has been lately running a daycare
00:51:12who are you and what are you doing in my house
00:51:14who are you and what are you doing in my house i'm elena kaufman the heiress of the kaufman motor
00:51:24industries i noticed how closely you and chris collins were at the gala and i wanted to warn you
00:51:31he might be sexy but you don't know how dangerous he really is sweetheart yeah he's here to protect
00:51:38me from danger like strangers breaking into my house oh honey i go where i want plus i keep
00:51:47tabs in our mutual friend you've been tracking him what kind of psycho are you the same kind he is
00:51:55let's just say chris and i have explored each other very intimately
00:52:04let's just say chris and i have explored each other very intimately i'm surprised
00:52:11doesn't look like you can handle him in bed just all around
00:52:17not intense enough for him
00:52:21not intense enough
00:52:23yeah well chris and i actually have a lot of fun
00:52:28oh
00:52:29oh please don't make me laugh
00:52:33i mean look at you
00:52:34you're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess pepper
00:52:38you're out of your league kid
00:52:41don't call me that
00:52:42you want to know how chris likes the fuck
00:52:48he likes to take you from behind
00:52:51handcuff you so you can't run
00:52:53choke you out
00:52:55none of that kissing
00:52:57pillow talk
00:52:59well maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face
00:53:04he'll be bored of you in a week
00:53:09he actually lives here with me
00:53:12you're gonna scare me
00:53:14ah
00:53:15help me i can't swim
00:53:25help i can't swim
00:53:31harper
00:53:44harper
00:53:45smile for tiana
00:53:49please don't
00:53:52just crawl your way out
00:53:54idiot
00:53:54that's what you get for stealing my man
00:53:58harper
00:54:04you
00:54:16you
00:54:17you
00:54:20you
00:54:22you
00:54:22Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:50Harper! Harper!
00:54:53Breathe! Breathe! It's okay, I got you.
00:54:56You're sick.
00:54:57I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:00I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:02You're okay. You're just breathing.
00:55:03Just breathing.
00:55:05You're safe now.
00:55:06Just breathe.
00:55:08Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:10I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:13It's pathetic.
00:55:14Homewreck?
00:55:15Hmm.
00:55:17Harper could never homewreck Esmala.
00:55:20She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:22I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:55:27We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:32She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:36You killed me, Carter.
00:55:42I miss how rough you get out of baby.
00:55:47I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:55:50How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:57She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:55:59What are you doing?
00:56:09Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:56:16and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:20You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:27Do you got that?
00:56:29Are you threatening me?
00:56:31No.
00:56:32I'm telling you.
00:56:33Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:35Get out of here.
00:56:40Wait.
00:56:41Please, don't.
00:56:42I'll do anything.
00:56:44Please.
00:56:44What are you doing?
00:56:58Chris, no!
00:57:00Wait!
00:57:01Wait!
00:57:01I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.
00:57:25She will not bother you again.
00:57:28I swear.
00:57:29Don't worry about it.
00:57:31I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:40I never dated her.
00:57:43We weren't a thing.
00:57:46Not a brand of her.
00:57:50Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:57:56She said that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:09I would never be able to satisfy you in bed.
00:58:25That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:36Is that true?
00:58:37Is that true?
00:58:44That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:45But I don't know if I can tell you how I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:53When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.
00:59:03And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:10What did you regret?
00:59:11Not doing this sooner.
00:59:12What did you regret?
00:59:13Not doing this sooner.
00:59:17I was in that pool.
00:59:19Yes!
00:59:28Not doing this later because I said yes.
00:59:31What the hell am I doing?
00:59:49Why don't you stop again?
00:59:51You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:54Your dad is going to kill me.
00:59:55I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:01This isn't about Mark.
01:00:03It's about you and me.
01:00:04So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:10I'm too dangerous.
01:00:15So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened?
01:00:21It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:22However, there's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:26Yeah.
01:00:28It's because you're a coward.
01:00:31You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:32Just admit it.
01:00:33You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:36Just be a man and own it.
01:00:37Not you.
01:00:38Don't!
01:00:39You're a psycho.
01:00:48Just trying to protect you.
01:00:52Good morning.
01:01:00Bagel?
01:01:01I'm not hungry.
01:01:06You need to eat.
01:01:14No.
01:01:15What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:26Are we even now?
01:01:29You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:33What's wrong, Giddo?
01:01:35I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:37You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:39Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:01:55Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:01:59I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:05Promise.
01:02:13Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:16Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:20Nope.
01:02:22And he's never going to.
01:02:23Huh?
01:02:25I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:28Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:31Oh, hey.
01:02:32Hey.
01:02:33Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:35Okay?
01:02:36You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:40And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:42Stop moping.
01:02:44Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:46Okay?
01:02:48Okay.
01:02:49Okay.
01:02:49Okay.
01:02:53How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:05Like a million hours?
01:03:06Who the fuck cares?
01:03:09We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:14Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:16Okay.
01:03:16Okay.
01:03:23I think I hear them coming.
01:03:39Let's go.
01:03:41One last touch.
01:03:42Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:03:55Harper.
01:03:59Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:02Huh?
01:04:03What?
01:04:06No, no, no, no.
01:04:07My final project.
01:04:09How am I going to graduate?
01:04:11Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:18Harper.
01:04:20Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:04:23Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:28Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:32Don't say that.
01:04:33It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:41Did you do this?
01:04:45Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:51We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:53You're not going to get away with this.
01:04:55Guess what?
01:04:56You have no proof.
01:04:57Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:01That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:05Harper.
01:05:06There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:08Professor, I can explain.
01:05:12Harper.
01:05:15Is this your work?
01:05:17It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:05:20We have to fail Harper.
01:05:22It looks like a complete choke.
01:05:25Now, ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:29In fact,
01:05:31guests just bought this piece.
01:05:33Wait, what?
01:05:34Who would buy this crap?
01:05:36I will.
01:05:49Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:52I will.
01:05:55It's you.
01:05:56You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:00Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:02Don't you know who this is?
01:06:04Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:06:08There's no way.
01:06:09That's okay, Professor.
01:06:10Not everyone has taste.
01:06:15How much for this painting?
01:06:16Oh, no.
01:06:17You really don't.
01:06:17Our starting price is $18.
01:06:19$18.
01:06:19Done.
01:06:26Wait, $1,800?
01:06:28You can study at this school or not.
01:06:31We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:35You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:45Here's two mil.
01:06:48Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:06:54Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:06:57Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:06:58Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:03Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:06Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:08Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:10Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:14My father still runs this university.
01:07:18Money runs this university.
01:07:20And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:07:28You're going to get us expelled, Professor.
01:07:31You can't, please.
01:07:33Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:36No, wait, Professor.
01:07:37Not so fast.
01:07:38What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:43Oh, no.
01:07:44Oh.
01:07:45Oh.
01:07:50I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:07:55Good luck proving it was us.
01:07:58Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:04I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:07Those dresses, though.
01:08:08What?
01:08:09Huh?
01:08:10I...
01:08:10What was it that you two said?
01:08:30Oh, right.
01:08:32Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:33The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:39You're being suspended.
01:08:41Let's go.
01:08:42Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:43They're the ones who did this.
01:08:45Arrest them!
01:08:46Let's go!
01:08:47Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:50I'll see you later.
01:08:55Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.
01:08:57Chris, that was $18,000.
01:08:59That's $18,000.
01:09:02Seriously?
01:09:03I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:10What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:16He, um...
01:09:19I mean, I...
01:09:21I was an idiot.
01:09:24And I'm sorry, but I think this might help...
01:09:28show you how much I want you.
01:09:29I don't know.
01:09:44Blindfold?
01:09:46I want you, Harper.
01:09:47I want to do things to you.
01:09:52Bad things.
01:09:53But only if you want me to.
01:10:00I do.
01:10:00Why do you stop?
01:10:13I've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:17I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:20Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:22And I'll wait for you.
01:10:30Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:37Harper!
01:10:39Harper!
01:10:41Blow Earth to Harper!
01:10:43You need to look at this!
01:10:44Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:45I'm having...
01:10:47very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:51No!
01:10:51No!
01:10:52That's what I need to tell you about!
01:10:53Harper, look!
01:10:56Wait, so you mean...
01:10:58The guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:11:01Harper, he's dangerous!
01:11:02You need to move out now!
01:11:04You can't keep living with him!
01:11:06I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:08Harper!
01:11:15Taxi?
01:11:18For Harper?
01:11:22Who are you?
01:11:23Hey, let go of me!
01:11:25Stop it!
01:11:26Please!
01:11:35Please, please let me go.
01:11:37If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:43Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:46Harper!
01:11:47Hmm?
01:11:48Ryan?
01:11:48Huh?
01:11:49Why are you doing this?
01:11:50We broke up.
01:11:51Oh, Harper, we broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:11:54You psycho!
01:11:56He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:00He humiliated me!
01:12:02But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:06He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:08Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:12Once he arrives to save his little princess,
01:12:15Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?
01:12:19No.
01:12:20No.
01:12:21You can just watch.
01:12:24No.
01:12:24No, no, no, no.
01:12:26No, no!
01:12:27No.
01:12:45A trap?
01:12:47What the hell?
01:12:47No.
01:12:48No.
01:12:48No.
01:12:48No.
01:12:49not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:13:06i hope you don't mind i wanted our first time to be special harper
01:13:13before you sleep with my daughter you should probably know where she is first
01:13:18hey crap i i can explain you're gonna explain but first
01:13:28you know my daughter better than i do is that tex a prank
01:13:34harper's in trouble we need to go
01:13:37do we have some fun with you after we kill leather grant
01:13:45should we make him watch
01:13:48oh
01:13:52looks like he's here
01:13:55are you ready to see your old friend die harper
01:14:00get ready boys
01:14:04i'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:14:19that's what happens chris when you mess around with my shit
01:14:28what's the matter tough guy
01:14:46what can't talk without you the bodyguards
01:14:49let me go i i i already told you once you should have listened to me then
01:15:01i'm gonna kill you in the goddamn thing
01:15:06are you okay did he hurt you
01:15:27chris i put you in danger you should run far away from me and my package
01:15:34when it comes to you harper i'm willing to take my chances
01:15:38would someone
01:15:45like to tell me what the fuck is going on
01:15:49oh my god dad what the hell
01:15:54it's okay
01:15:55i'll handle it
01:15:56i want to hear it from my daughter
01:15:58why are you making out with my best friend harper
01:16:01i want an answer now before i
01:16:02before i kill him
01:16:03no dad look i know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:16:09but
01:16:10deep down
01:16:12i know that
01:16:14you just want me to be safe
01:16:20chris makes me feel safe
01:16:23please don't be mad
01:16:25you're wrong about that
01:16:29it's not deep down
01:16:31it is the most important thing to me
01:16:33your happiness
01:16:37if that means being with chris
01:16:39then he better not screw this up
01:16:42or i will make him regret it
01:16:45i believe you
01:16:47you keep her safe
01:16:52with my god damn life
01:17:10you remember my instructions
01:17:12yes
01:17:24yes daddy
01:17:28say it
01:17:30yes daddy
01:17:32i'll want you to beg for it
01:17:38i want you to beg for it
01:17:56i want you now
01:17:59i want you to beg for it
01:18:08Or I'll punish you.
01:18:21Don't stop, daddy.
01:18:38Are you sure about that?
01:18:56You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:00You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:08You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:22Or it's your mind.
01:19:26Do your worst, daddy.
01:19:30I'll step away from your heart.
01:19:40It's too late to get by from yesterday.
01:19:46Once I started, let's stop it.
01:19:56I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:00You're different.
01:20:06Ready for round five?
01:20:10Stop it.
01:20:12I'm sore.
01:20:14Now let me out so I can go keep.
01:20:18What if I don't?
01:20:20What is that?
01:20:22Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:24Honey, you home?
01:20:26Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:28Stop it.
01:20:30Stop it.
01:20:32Stop it.
01:20:34I told you I was busy.
01:20:36This is my home, Harper reads.
01:20:38If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:20:40Okay, I will.
01:20:41Can you get out?
01:20:42I think I've had enough surprises.
01:20:44I don't know if you want to get up to adult stuff.
01:20:46I don't know if you want to get up to adult stuff.
01:20:48Come in, Harper.
01:20:49I told you I was busy.
01:20:50This is my home, Harper reads.
01:20:52If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:20:54Okay, I will.
01:20:55Can you get out?
01:20:57I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:11Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:13No, please keep them covered.
01:21:15I want to give a speech.
01:21:17And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:19I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:22You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:26Just get on with it.
01:21:29What I do for a living.
01:21:32The not so legal part.
01:21:35It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:41And for me to be...
01:21:43Vulnerable?
01:21:45Yeah.
01:21:46But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:21:51You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:21:54And I want to be around you.
01:21:57Forever.
01:22:08So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:11I'm moving you in there.
01:22:15As a graduation present.
01:22:18And also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:27Only if you want to.
01:22:29Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:32Are you serious?
01:22:33What's wrong?
01:22:34It's a tacky?
01:22:35I liked it.
01:22:36I thought...
01:22:37Deal!
01:22:38But on one condition, one friend.
01:22:39Which is?
01:22:40You have to move in there with me.
01:22:41Deal.
01:22:42Deal.
01:22:43You.
01:22:46But on one condition, one friend.
01:22:49But on one condition, one friend.
01:22:50Which is?
01:22:51You have to move in there with me.
01:22:53Deal.
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