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00:00:00To be continued...
00:00:30Hello.
00:00:31I still want to meet you, though. I mean, I really want to see you.
00:00:34Good, because, um, there's actually something I really want to talk to you about.
00:00:39Really? Sounds mysterious.
00:00:43That's actually great, because there's something that I really want to talk to you about, too.
00:00:47Great. Then it's a date.
00:00:52So I'll see you at 11 o'clock.
00:00:5411 o'clock is good. 11 o'clock is great.
00:00:56Usual place.
00:00:58Damn it, no!
00:01:00Or we can meet wherever.
00:01:03Stop it, I said.
00:01:04Stop what?
00:01:06Um, nothing. I'll just, um, yeah, I'll see you tomorrow. It'll be great.
00:01:15I get so sick of this.
00:01:18Piper?
00:01:19Hmm?
00:01:21What are you doing?
00:01:23I'm putting the diapers back where they belong. That is what I'm doing.
00:01:27But it's two in the morning.
00:01:29Yeah, well, apparently our little ghost and goblins are not sleeping, so how can I?
00:01:32I wish they would just attack us rather than move stuff around.
00:01:37I told you they're not ghosts. They're-they're pests.
00:01:41Residual energy left over from all the demons you vanquished here.
00:01:44Besides, the elders said they would dissipate over time.
00:01:47Yeah, okay, well, they're not dissipating. It's getting worse.
00:01:50They're, like, organizing, and they're making it impossible for me to keep the baby things in order.
00:01:54I know, but it's two in the morning.
00:01:55Oh, I'm telling you, Leo, that you're trying to drive me crazy.
00:02:10What was that?
00:02:11What the hell is going on?
00:02:23I'm-hey.
00:02:24Amy, what are you doing?
00:02:26I am cleansing the house.
00:02:28I'm a domicile mundo.
00:02:32It's two o'clock in the morning.
00:02:33Shh.
00:02:34Baby!
00:02:40Baby!
00:02:41Baby, help it!
00:02:45What? What? What?
00:02:46You're polluting the place. What is that crap?
00:02:49The strongest purification in the Book of Shadows.
00:02:52You think that's gonna help?
00:02:53It better, because Cole's residual evil is taking on a life of its own.
00:02:56I look at my hair. I woke up. It was in a ponytail. I did not put it in a ponytail.
00:03:00And you think Cole is connected to this?
00:03:01Well, yeah. After all the time he spent here, how could he not be?
00:03:04This house needs some serious bang-shwaying.
00:03:06Oh, give me that.
00:03:09I'm telling you guys, it's all harmless. It's gonna go away by itself.
00:03:24Baby!
00:03:27Time for water!
00:03:27Time for water!
00:03:28Time for water!
00:03:28Time for water!
00:03:29Time for water!
00:03:30Time for water!
00:03:31Time for water!
00:03:32Time for water!
00:03:33Do something!
00:03:34Electricity!
00:03:35Cooler banks! Don't like electricity!
00:03:36Oh!
00:03:37You were saying?
00:03:40Oh!
00:03:41You were saying?
00:03:46I am the sun and the air.
00:03:53I am human and I need to be loved.
00:03:59Just like everybody else does.
00:04:00See, I've already waited too long.
00:04:06And all my hope is good.
00:04:07I am human and I need to be loved.
00:04:08I am human and I need to be loved.
00:04:09Just like everybody else does.
00:04:13Just like everybody else does.
00:04:20See, I've already waited too long.
00:04:26I am human and I need to be loved.
00:04:27I am human and I need to be loved.
00:04:28I am human and I need to be loved.
00:04:29And all my hope is good.
00:06:02It seems to be coalescing into some sort of being.
00:06:06Gee, you think?
00:06:08I know. I'm sorry. I underestimated it.
00:06:10It's just I've never heard of it getting this bad before.
00:06:11That's all.
00:06:12Well, you're forgiven. Now how do we get rid of it?
00:06:15I don't know.
00:06:15Don't worry. I will find a way.
00:06:17Where there's a ying, there's a yang.
00:06:19Okay, I have no idea what that means,
00:06:20but I do know that I cannot raise a child in this environment, people.
00:06:23Piper, you're not due for another couple of months.
00:06:26Exactly. I am running out of time.
00:06:30Good morning.
00:06:31How do you like my outfit?
00:06:33You look like you're not gonna help clean up.
00:06:35You have got that right.
00:06:36I'm gonna go meet Glenn.
00:06:38And besides, isn't everything just gonna get messed up again anyways?
00:06:40Bite your tongue.
00:06:41A little dressed up for Glenn. Looks more like you're going on a date.
00:06:45Maybe I am.
00:06:45Excuse me? Did I just hear correctly?
00:06:48You and Glenn together again?
00:06:50I hope so. I kind of want to talk to him about that.
00:06:53Really fascinating.
00:06:56Haven't you and Glenn dated many times before?
00:06:59Yeah, we've kind of been hanging out on and off since high school, you know.
00:07:02I see. So you think maybe this time it might work out?
00:07:06I hope so. Especially because lately I'll be out on a date,
00:07:09and then I just wind up thinking about him.
00:07:11Proof of love.
00:07:13At least he knows you're a witch. You don't have to hide anything.
00:07:15That is a very good point.
00:07:16All right, Sally. Go meet Harry. Good luck.
00:07:20If you need me, you know I'm just a normal way.
00:07:22Just a holler.
00:07:29Would now be a bad time?
00:07:31Hey, hey! I think I found something.
00:07:36A witch doctor?
00:07:37Okay, liverwort and pinch dragon root.
00:07:40Dragon root?
00:07:40Okay.
00:07:41Got it.
00:07:42Wait, shouldn't we be talking about this?
00:07:43What is there to talk about, Leo?
00:07:44It says right here that they expel evil spirits.
00:07:47Still, that doesn't mean they're good.
00:07:49Witch doctors are kind of a wild card.
00:07:50That's why the elders don't want us working with them.
00:07:52Well, sometimes we don't want to work with the elders, so we're even.
00:07:55Besides, do you have a better idea?
00:07:58No.
00:07:59Okay, then.
00:08:00Get the snakeskin ready,
00:08:01and after I read the spell, then you throw it in.
00:08:04Free us from the ties that bind,
00:08:05of evil magic intertwined.
00:08:07We call upon the one who cures,
00:08:09as he who to the dark inured.
00:08:11Ready?
00:08:12Ready?
00:08:12I'm heavy of service.
00:08:28Are you a witch doctor?
00:08:30Let me guess.
00:08:31You're expecting someone with a bone through the nose
00:08:33and a shrunken head necklace, perhaps?
00:08:35Yeah, actually.
00:08:35Yeah, yeah.
00:08:36You know, you make this huge effort
00:08:40to change with the times.
00:08:43There's always a stereotype set persists.
00:08:46Now,
00:08:47where is the evil?
00:08:54Uh, here, there,
00:08:56everywhere.
00:09:06You ever vanquished a demon in this house by any chance?
00:09:10Oh, only about a hundred.
00:09:12Give or take another hundred.
00:09:15Explains all the evil energy I'm sensing.
00:09:18It's going to take some time.
00:09:20Yeah, well, can you do it?
00:09:24Absolutely.
00:09:28May I?
00:09:30Go for it.
00:09:36I'm going to keep an eye on him.
00:09:40All right, I'm going to go see you, Glenn.
00:09:42I have to go to work.
00:09:43Goodbye, my little baby,
00:09:44and I love you so much.
00:09:46Um, but,
00:09:48uh,
00:09:49well, hey,
00:09:51don't worry about me.
00:09:53I'll just clean this all up by myself.
00:10:01Did you see what that turkey did?
00:10:04Good morning, Phoebe.
00:10:05How are you?
00:10:06It's a full-page ad.
00:10:08Spencer Ricks is challenging me
00:10:09with this,
00:10:10this chauvinistic crap.
00:10:12Listen to this.
00:10:13Ask Phoebe says
00:10:13every woman needs to find her own at her goddess, right?
00:10:16Spencer Ricks says
00:10:17that's fine as long as she cooks and cleans.
00:10:19Can you believe that?
00:10:21He's just trying to drum up publicity
00:10:22by being controversial.
00:10:24Yeah, well, that's not going to work.
00:10:27Is it?
00:10:27It's working so far.
00:10:29The Daily Readership is up
00:10:30because of his advice column,
00:10:32and we're a little down.
00:10:33Well, what are we going to do?
00:10:34I mean, we can't just ignore this.
00:10:36We're not.
00:10:36As a matter of fact,
00:10:37the other editors and I
00:10:38have decided to fight fire with fire.
00:10:41If that is,
00:10:42you're open to it.
00:10:43Absolutely.
00:10:44I mean, whatever it takes
00:10:45to vanquish the competition,
00:10:46I'm all,
00:10:47you know,
00:10:48defeat the competition.
00:10:49I'm just a very competitive person,
00:10:51you know?
00:10:51Oh, I've noticed,
00:10:52which is why I think
00:10:53you're going to like our little plan.
00:10:54We've arranged a photo shoot for you
00:10:56today at 3 o'clock.
00:10:58A photo shoot?
00:11:00415 is doing an expose
00:11:01on local celebrities.
00:11:03We want you to be a part of it.
00:11:04I don't know, Elise.
00:11:06Oh, it's all going to be
00:11:07very tasteful, of course,
00:11:08although I want you to feel free
00:11:09to show off as many
00:11:11of your lovely assets
00:11:13as you feel comfortable with.
00:11:16Elise, I don't know
00:11:17if I can do that.
00:11:18I mean, why stoop to that?
00:11:20You know, I'm an advice columnist.
00:11:21I'm not some playmate.
00:11:25Okay.
00:11:26I respect that.
00:11:31Although you should know
00:11:32that Spencer Ricks
00:11:33will be in the issue.
00:11:35What time did you say
00:11:36I have to be there?
00:11:41Paige?
00:11:43Hi.
00:11:44I like your hair.
00:11:48Serious hug?
00:11:49Yeah, well, I miss you.
00:11:51I miss you, too.
00:11:52You look really great.
00:11:54So do you.
00:11:55How was your climb?
00:11:56It was the Matterhorn, right?
00:11:58It was awesome.
00:11:59There was a lot more people there
00:12:00than when we were there, though.
00:12:01That's too bad.
00:12:02So what about you?
00:12:04You kill any demons lately?
00:12:05Of course, but I probably
00:12:06shouldn't talk about that here.
00:12:08Right, right.
00:12:08Sorry.
00:12:09Sorry.
00:12:11So...
00:12:11So...
00:12:12Okay, you go first, I insist.
00:12:14Okay, okay.
00:12:15Well, I'm getting married.
00:12:18What?
00:12:19Yeah, I wanted you
00:12:19to be the first to know.
00:12:20After my parents, of course, but...
00:12:23You're getting married!
00:12:25Oh, here she is, here she is, here she is.
00:12:27Jessica.
00:12:27Sorry, I was so late.
00:12:39I couldn't find parking anywhere.
00:12:40Hi!
00:12:41Hi!
00:12:42You must be Paige.
00:12:43Glenn's told me so much about you.
00:12:45It's nice to finally meet you.
00:12:46It's great to see you.
00:12:55So what'd you want to tell me?
00:12:58I hope you got it.
00:13:11That was a little bitty baby one.
00:13:18Big mama's still hiding somewhere.
00:13:22But I'll find her.
00:13:24Don't you worry.
00:13:31These walls are clogged with evil waste.
00:13:33Worst I've ever seen.
00:13:34You sure these are good witches that live here?
00:13:38The best.
00:13:40Although one of them is going to go very evil on us
00:13:42if we don't get this room cleaned up in a hurry, believe me.
00:13:46Is that a fact?
00:13:47Well, not literally.
00:13:48All I mean is that you need to finish up here in a hurry.
00:13:50That's all.
00:13:51I understand.
00:13:52What are you doing?
00:14:03Did you just take something?
00:14:06You mean this lipstick?
00:14:07Well, I'm having trouble with differentiating
00:14:09between the witch's magic and evil.
00:14:11Personal items help me separate them better.
00:14:14As if it's all right with you, of course.
00:14:16I guess.
00:14:19You don't trust me, do you?
00:14:22Pity.
00:14:28Witch doctors help rid the world of dark spirits.
00:14:31Now, I would think that you'd think that was a good thing.
00:14:46Hey, I heard an explosion.
00:14:47What's going on up there?
00:14:49I'm worried.
00:14:49Everything's okay.
00:14:50I am a little worried,
00:14:51and I need to know if this is going to work or not.
00:14:53Once I capture Big Mama,
00:14:55it'll all be over with.
00:14:58Big Mama?
00:15:00Who's Big Mama?
00:15:03He's getting married, that dirty rat.
00:15:06Who?
00:15:06Glenn.
00:15:07He's getting married to some bimbat
00:15:09he met climbing the Matterhorn.
00:15:10At Disneyland?
00:15:11No, Switzerland.
00:15:12No, Switzerland.
00:15:13Oh, but me?
00:15:14I'm lucky, because I got an invitation to the...
00:15:16What it?
00:15:18Hey, pick that up.
00:15:19I mean, I was on the phone with him.
00:15:21He had plenty of time to tell me about this.
00:15:23I know, he couldn't mention a single thing.
00:15:25Lucky, lucky me, I didn't say what I really wanted.
00:15:28I really, I think I would have died.
00:15:30Excuse me.
00:15:34Uh, so, what are you gonna do?
00:15:36Do?
00:15:37Well, I'm gonna kill him.
00:15:42No, I'm gonna apologize,
00:15:44because I'm a good girl.
00:15:46I was a little bit rude,
00:15:48especially to her.
00:15:49Although, I don't know what he sees in her.
00:15:51She's not his type, at all.
00:15:53She's blonde.
00:15:54Blonde!
00:16:06Sit!
00:16:08Stand back!
00:16:13Gotcha.
00:16:16Oh, guess I'm not watching the Osbournes tonight.
00:16:19You okay?
00:16:20Oh, yeah.
00:16:24My work here is complete.
00:16:36Your house has been cleansed.
00:16:41Hmm.
00:16:42Doesn't look very cleansed to me.
00:16:44Well?
00:16:55The house has been purged.
00:16:57Although, how it became infested in the first place is very troublesome.
00:17:02Go on.
00:17:03Whoever these witches are,
00:17:05they're magnates for evil.
00:17:06It's drawn to their powers.
00:17:07Can they withstand it?
00:17:09Doubtful.
00:17:10They're easily distracted by the pettiness of their lives.
00:17:12Sooner or later, evil will overtake them.
00:17:16And along with it,
00:17:17their powers.
00:17:21Then we must eliminate them.
00:17:31Ugh.
00:17:33Didn't we just do this?
00:17:34Yeah, and I still think you should have made Paige stay and help.
00:17:37Well, apparently she has her own mess to clean up.
00:17:39Well, hopefully we don't have to do this again anytime soon.
00:17:42Are you kidding me?
00:17:43With exploding demons and trampling sisters,
00:17:46this place is a disaster area, always.
00:17:48I have no idea what it's gonna be like when the baby comes.
00:17:51Well, I'm more concerned with the witch doctor right now.
00:17:54Why?
00:17:54Because he took my lipstick?
00:17:56And Paige's keys.
00:17:57You don't know that he took those.
00:17:59I mean, she loses her keys daily.
00:18:00Well, maybe.
00:18:01All I'm saying is there's something not right with that witch doctor, that's all.
00:18:04Well, he took care of the things that go bump in the night, so that's all I care about.
00:18:10Whoa.
00:18:11What happened in here?
00:18:12We've been healed.
00:18:13Really?
00:18:14Way to go, Doc.
00:18:15I gotta go change.
00:18:16Why?
00:18:16Where are you going?
00:18:17To a photo shoot.
00:18:18To compromise my integrity.
00:18:21I'm going to kill the competition.
00:18:23All right, then.
00:18:24Whatever that means.
00:18:26Hey, uh, picture's missing.
00:18:28What?
00:18:30Yeah, the one of you and, uh, Phoebe, Paige.
00:18:32Right here.
00:18:34Maybe it fell out.
00:18:35No, it was glued in.
00:18:36Oh, come on.
00:18:37Why would he want a picture of us?
00:18:40I don't know.
00:18:40I'm not a witch doctor.
00:18:42All I'm saying is he obviously wanted it for something.
00:18:44Hey!
00:18:45Who stole my toothbrush?
00:18:49I'll go make the summoning potion.
00:18:50I'll go check with the elders.
00:18:58These witches are as powerful as you say they are.
00:19:02How will you kill them?
00:19:04By attacking them.
00:19:06As humans.
00:19:09Women.
00:19:17With each likeness,
00:19:19I'll turn the character floss
00:19:21into obsessions.
00:19:24Obsessions
00:19:25that will consume them.
00:19:28Destroy them.
00:19:41Uh, Glenn?
00:19:45Excuse me.
00:19:54You're mad.
00:19:55No.
00:19:56I'm not mad, Paige.
00:19:58I'm just confused.
00:19:59What happened to you this morning?
00:20:00Why were you so mean to Jess?
00:20:02I wasn't mean.
00:20:05Necessarily.
00:20:05I was just rude.
00:20:07Fine.
00:20:08Whatever.
00:20:09Why?
00:20:09I guess I felt like you just kind of came along
00:20:12and dropped this huge bombshell on me.
00:20:15I was hurt.
00:20:17Hurt?
00:20:17Why?
00:20:18Why?
00:20:21Wait.
00:20:22You thought you and I...
00:20:23No.
00:20:24No.
00:20:25I didn't think that at all.
00:20:27Glenn?
00:20:31Glenn?
00:20:32The minister's waiting.
00:20:36You okay?
00:20:43I'm fine.
00:20:44Jessica, I wanted to apologize
00:20:47for not being very friendly earlier.
00:20:50I really am sorry.
00:20:52Well, thank you.
00:20:54Thanks for saying that.
00:20:56I just don't understand
00:20:57what Glenn's doing
00:20:57with such a blonde pimpette.
00:21:00What?
00:21:01And really,
00:21:02who's the surgeon
00:21:02who does those boobs?
00:21:03Because they are fantastic.
00:21:05I should get the number
00:21:06for a friend of mine.
00:21:08Paige,
00:21:08what the hell's wrong with you?
00:21:09Me?
00:21:10Well, nothing's wrong with me.
00:21:12I'm not the one
00:21:12marrying the wrong woman.
00:21:16Oh, my God.
00:21:17Wait, Jessica.
00:21:19Jessica.
00:21:20What are you doing?
00:21:31Next.
00:21:37Liverwort.
00:21:37Dragon's Root.
00:21:41How close are you
00:21:42to summoning him?
00:21:43A little bit of snakeskin
00:21:45and a bed where I'm away.
00:21:46Why?
00:21:47Well, the elders think
00:21:48the witch doctor
00:21:48has been stealing your stuff
00:21:49to put a hex on you.
00:21:50A hex?
00:21:52For what?
00:21:52He thinks you're evil, too.
00:21:54Which is why
00:21:55the sooner you summon him,
00:21:56the better.
00:22:01Piper, what are you doing?
00:22:03Cleaning up.
00:22:04Right now?
00:22:05You know,
00:22:06you can never really
00:22:07get a dish sanitary enough,
00:22:08can you?
00:22:10Dirty.
00:22:12Dirty.
00:22:13All dirty.
00:22:13Piper,
00:22:14what is the matter with you?
00:22:16What is the matter with me?
00:22:17I don't know.
00:22:19Are those water spots?
00:22:23Much better.
00:22:24Okay.
00:22:25All right,
00:22:25you keep cleaning
00:22:27and I'll be back
00:22:28with help.
00:22:37Last
00:22:37but not least,
00:22:39Phoebe.
00:22:43Phoebe.
00:22:49This is excellent.
00:22:51Excellent.
00:22:54Good.
00:22:55Excellent.
00:22:57You're a natural at this.
00:22:58I don't know about all of that.
00:23:00I'm not even sure
00:23:01why I'm doing this, actually.
00:23:02You're doing this
00:23:03to blow Spencer Ricks
00:23:04out of the water, honey,
00:23:05and we both know it.
00:23:06A little more skin
00:23:07wouldn't hurt.
00:23:08Oh, no.
00:23:10I can't do that.
00:23:11It's your career.
00:23:12Reload.
00:23:14Got it.
00:23:19Phoebe.
00:23:21Leo, what are you doing here?
00:23:23I gotta get you home.
00:23:24Something's wrong with Piper.
00:23:25Excuse me?
00:23:27Who are you?
00:23:29Me?
00:23:30I'm her brother-in-law.
00:23:31Well, good for you,
00:23:33but this is a closed set.
00:23:34Bah.
00:23:35As in, buh-bye.
00:23:36Sorry, but there's
00:23:37kind of a family emergency.
00:23:38Oh, sorry.
00:23:40I should have realized.
00:23:41No.
00:23:42It's okay.
00:23:44I'll stay.
00:23:51Okay.
00:23:52Hey, um, we're shooting.
00:23:53Get the fan going.
00:23:54We're shooting.
00:23:55We're shooting,
00:23:55and we're shi-
00:23:56Um, brother-in-law,
00:23:57person, can you disappear?
00:23:59Excellent.
00:24:01Beautiful.
00:24:03So what, now you're
00:24:04defending her?
00:24:05No, Jess.
00:24:07It's just, all I'm trying
00:24:08to say is that's not
00:24:09like Paige.
00:24:10She insults me,
00:24:12humiliates me,
00:24:12and now you're
00:24:13trying to explain it?
00:24:14No, no, she was
00:24:14out of her head.
00:24:15She didn't know
00:24:15what she was saying.
00:24:16Oh, my God, don't even try.
00:24:17She knew exactly
00:24:17what she was saying
00:24:18to me, Glenn.
00:24:19She didn't mean it.
00:24:20I'm telling you.
00:24:21I've known her forever.
00:24:23Well, then, fine.
00:24:24Why don't you marry her?
00:24:36What's up?
00:24:37What are you doing
00:24:38in my car?
00:24:39Waiting for you.
00:24:41Oh, it's me.
00:24:44Careful now.
00:24:49You wouldn't want to fall.
00:24:50What happened?
00:24:51Where am I?
00:24:52You pissed off a witch.
00:24:53That's what happened.
00:24:55What?
00:24:58Help!
00:24:59Help!
00:25:00Help!
00:25:08This is gonna be fun.
00:25:09Okay, feather.
00:25:10Feather.
00:25:11Where do we keep them?
00:25:12Feathers.
00:25:12We're gonna keep them.
00:25:13Feathers.
00:25:13Oh, my God,
00:25:14you've made a mess.
00:25:16Where are the feathers?
00:25:17What do you want feathers for?
00:25:19Killer potion
00:25:19for Spencer Ricks.
00:25:21Oh, second cabinet
00:25:22under F.
00:25:23I alphabetized
00:25:24as much more orderly.
00:25:25I see it.
00:25:26Perfect.
00:25:27Okay.
00:25:28What are those?
00:25:29Slip covers
00:25:30to keep the furniture clean.
00:25:31Although, I've come
00:25:31to the conclusion
00:25:32that we should probably
00:25:33just stand from now on.
00:25:34Whatever.
00:25:36Okay.
00:25:37Ah!
00:25:37Um, Piper,
00:25:39just so you know,
00:25:39I may have to flee the country,
00:25:41but just for a little while
00:25:42and I will call you, okay?
00:25:43Oh, no, you don't, Missy.
00:25:44There will be no fleeing
00:25:45the country
00:25:46until you clean up
00:25:47after yourself.
00:25:48No, no, no, no, no.
00:25:49I'm sorry.
00:25:49I can't.
00:25:51I'm possessed.
00:25:53That is not an excuse!
00:26:02Paige?
00:26:05Thank God you're here.
00:26:05We have serious problems.
00:26:07Like what?
00:26:08Like, why are you
00:26:09wearing a wedding dress?
00:26:12Because I'm going
00:26:13to get married.
00:26:16Thanks to my
00:26:17white-letter powers,
00:26:18I convinced Glenn
00:26:19to move at the ceremony
00:26:20before that crazy ex
00:26:22of his gets in the way again.
00:26:23Clever, huh?
00:26:25Hmm.
00:26:26Nose job.
00:26:27Should have guessed.
00:26:27Paige, you can't do this.
00:26:28This isn't you.
00:26:30It is now.
00:26:31At least until
00:26:32after the honeymoon,
00:26:32then maybe I'll switch back.
00:26:34Hmm.
00:26:34That's me cue.
00:26:35Okay, wait, stop.
00:26:36I can't let you do that.
00:26:37Should have seen that coming.
00:26:51Paige.
00:26:52Paige.
00:26:55Paige.
00:26:55Paige.
00:26:56Watch my train.
00:26:57Listen to me.
00:26:58You were under a hex.
00:26:59The witch doctor's done this
00:27:00to all of you.
00:27:00Hey, hey, hey.
00:27:02Look, you can fight a hex.
00:27:03You just have to reach deep down.
00:27:04What's your problem, Neil?
00:27:05Get out of here.
00:27:06Look, I'm sorry, Glenn,
00:27:07but this isn't what you think it is.
00:27:09Oh, no?
00:27:10So this isn't Paige's brother-in-law
00:27:12trying to ruin my wedding?
00:27:13Hmm.
00:27:13That's what it looks like to me.
00:27:15Paige.
00:27:16Did you just call her Paige?
00:27:17Look, Glenn, you know about this family.
00:27:19You know what sort of wacky things can happen.
00:27:21Can we just go somewhere and talk?
00:27:23No.
00:27:24Sweetie, I'll handle this, okay?
00:27:25Go back to your position.
00:27:28Please.
00:27:29I'll be right there.
00:27:31Paige.
00:27:32Paige.
00:27:32Where's Jessica?
00:27:37Hell, if I know.
00:27:38What does that mean?
00:27:39What did you do to her?
00:27:40Paige, you better not have heard an innocent.
00:27:42Well, she's not that innocent.
00:27:44After all, she tried to steal Glenn away from me,
00:27:46didn't she?
00:27:58Well, at least you practice what you preach.
00:28:00Spencer Ricks, right?
00:28:03That's right.
00:28:03You a fan?
00:28:04Got a pen?
00:28:05No, actually, I'm your competition.
00:28:07But instead of stooping to your level,
00:28:08I decided to come and confront you personally.
00:28:10That's right.
00:28:12Feeble Hallowell, as I live and breathe.
00:28:14Your billboards don't do you justice.
00:28:16They have a nice rack.
00:28:17You ought to show it off a little bit more.
00:28:18You know, I don't mind losing readers
00:28:20to a legitimate writer,
00:28:21but some misogynistic pig that's a fraud...
00:28:24Ow, ow, that hurts.
00:28:27I'm not a fraud.
00:28:29I mean what I write.
00:28:30Oh, do you?
00:28:31You can't stand the heat.
00:28:33Get out of the kitchen, baby.
00:28:34Oh, wait.
00:28:35That's a woman's place, isn't it?
00:28:37So then you wouldn't have anywhere to go, would you?
00:28:40You know what?
00:28:41You're a turkey.
00:28:42And turkeys don't write columns.
00:28:48But they do make delicious dinners.
00:28:51Ow, ow, ow, ow!
00:28:53Piper!
00:28:54Where are you?
00:29:06What the?
00:29:07What?
00:29:09Piper?
00:29:09Piper, what are you doing?
00:29:19Heads up!
00:29:21I'm replacing this roof.
00:29:23It's filthy.
00:29:24I told you this place was a wreck.
00:29:26Piper, I need you to help me find Paige.
00:29:28I'm not talking to her until she cleans up her room.
00:29:31But it's about Glenn's fiance.
00:29:33I think she's done something to him.
00:29:34Something terrible.
00:29:35I need you to help me find her.
00:29:36Busy.
00:29:37Piper, you need to snap out of it, okay?
00:29:38This isn't about you guys anymore.
00:29:40It's about an innocent.
00:29:41She dies.
00:29:43A little help here.
00:29:44What are you doing with that thing?
00:29:45Well, first I'm gonna kill it, and then I'm gonna stuff it.
00:29:48You are not bringing that filthy fowl in the house.
00:29:50Yes, I am.
00:29:51Thanksgiving's early this year.
00:29:53Do not get any blood in that kitchen.
00:29:55Phoebe, can I talk to you a minute?
00:30:01What did you do that for?
00:30:02Like hell, you are bringing those muddy shoes in my house.
00:30:06Like hell.
00:30:08Paige said like hell.
00:30:11Jessica.
00:30:16This is taking far too long.
00:30:24Please don't.
00:30:25Please don't.
00:30:26Please don't.
00:30:27It's okay.
00:30:28I'm here to help you.
00:30:28I don't know how you are.
00:30:31There's no time to explain everything.
00:30:33Just know that I'm here to save you.
00:30:39It's okay.
00:30:41You can trust me.
00:30:41I promise to love you, trust you, and honor you with all my heart, Jessica, forever.
00:31:00Jessica.
00:31:04Wait.
00:31:04Stop the wedding.
00:31:10Glenn.
00:31:14What the hell?
00:31:15They're twins.
00:31:17And he was gonna marry the wrong one.
00:31:21Oh.
00:31:22Maybe we could just give him a minute.
00:31:25Sure.
00:31:26Right.
00:31:27Right.
00:31:27Right.
00:31:27Right.
00:31:27Right.
00:31:34Paige.
00:31:41Why?
00:31:52Glenn, I can explain.
00:31:55Oh.
00:31:57What have I done?
00:31:59There's no time.
00:31:59We need to get home with Savior's Sisters before they destroy themselves.
00:32:04Piper, I brought Paige, so she can help you.
00:32:11Oh, that's okay.
00:32:13I don't need any help anymore.
00:32:14It's already done.
00:32:15Except for the sweeping.
00:32:16What do you mean?
00:32:20I think I know.
00:32:32Piper, what'd you do with the house?
00:32:33Well, I thought it would be better to start from scratch.
00:32:53And, Piper, you can't just vanquish an entire house, especially not our house.
00:32:58People are gonna notice.
00:32:58Oh, I didn't vanquish it, silly.
00:33:00I cast a vanishing spell.
00:33:03It's like a good dusting, only better.
00:33:05But I am gonna have to do something about these steps.
00:33:10Okay, you gotta figure out a way to fix it like you fixed me.
00:33:14Get her out of this hex.
00:33:15But it's individual.
00:33:16You seeing Glenn distraught over Jessica is what shocked you out of the hex.
00:33:19Okay, well, you need to figure out a way to shock her out of it.
00:33:21I think I know a way.
00:33:25Piper, where's Phoebe?
00:33:27Phoebe?
00:33:28How should I know?
00:33:29Remember, she came into the house with a turkey?
00:33:31Turkey?
00:33:32Piper, when you made the house disappear, you also made Phoebe disappear.
00:33:37No, she didn't.
00:33:39Yeah.
00:33:40No, I wouldn't.
00:33:45Phoebe?
00:33:45Phoebe!
00:33:45Oh, my God.
00:33:50What have I done?
00:33:52The spell, Piper.
00:33:52You need to reverse it fast.
00:33:54I'm not sure I can.
00:33:55Well, then you better make us disappear, because this one's gonna be tough to explain.
00:33:59You can do it, Piper.
00:33:59Come on.
00:34:01Uh, uh, that the object of objection returns so that its existence may be reaffirmed.
00:34:15Nicely done.
00:34:20Is that a wedding dress?
00:34:22You just noticed.
00:34:24Phoebe.
00:34:27Don't!
00:34:30Let go of me!
00:34:31I have to kill Spencer!
00:34:34You named it turkey Spencer?
00:34:35That's no turkey.
00:34:36I think that's Spencer Ricks.
00:34:38The other advice columnist?
00:34:39Well, she said she was gonna kill the competition.
00:34:41Okay, we gotta break the hex.
00:34:42Any ideas how?
00:34:43Yeah, actually.
00:34:44Take her to the attic and keep her away from that turkey.
00:34:47Yeah, take me to the turkey.
00:34:51We're gonna pay a little house call to that witch doctor.
00:34:57Success.
00:34:59It's only a matter of time before they destroy themselves.
00:35:02Talk about premature jubilation.
00:35:06You gentlemen might want to see a doctor about that.
00:35:09How did you get here?
00:35:10With the powers you apparently didn't want us to have.
00:35:13Good powers, by the way.
00:35:14Very good.
00:35:15Powers we might just have to use against you.
00:35:17Wait, don't!
00:35:20If you were truly good, we were on the same side.
00:35:26We felt you couldn't handle all of the evil spirits you attract.
00:35:30Well, we attract them for a reason, Doc.
00:35:32So that we can get rid of them.
00:35:34You get rid of us, you'll have more problems than solutions.
00:35:36Trust me.
00:35:37See, we might be slightly off, but we're off in a good way.
00:35:39Now you're gonna reverse the hex on our other sister.
00:35:42Or it will be your last.
00:35:49Phoebe.
00:35:50Phoebe.
00:35:51Piper!
00:35:59Oh, dear.
00:36:00Phoebe, is that you or are you back?
00:36:02Yeah?
00:36:04What's going on?
00:36:05I just, I think you have some issues.
00:36:08Competitive issues.
00:36:10I don't understand.
00:36:15Oh, no.
00:36:17Spencer Riggs?
00:36:18Spencer Riggs?
00:36:18uniqu!
00:36:25No.
00:36:28No.
00:36:29No.
00:36:29No.
00:36:30No.
00:36:39No.
00:36:40All right.
00:36:42No.
00:36:43No.
00:36:43No.
00:36:44Hi.
00:37:08Hi.
00:37:09You said you wanted to talk.
00:37:11No, I got the message that you wanted to.
00:37:17Actually, I sent the message.
00:37:20I didn't think you guys would come if you knew I wanted to meet you.
00:37:24Look, I'm out of here.
00:37:26Please just stay and hear me out.
00:37:29Look, I know what I did was awful.
00:37:31In my defense, I was under a spell.
00:37:34I know magic and all this is a lot to swallow, Jessica,
00:37:37and I don't blame you guys if you never trust me.
00:37:39It's not that we don't trust you.
00:37:41It's just that...
00:37:42I don't trust her?
00:37:44Fair enough.
00:37:45But I will say this.
00:37:47The spell broke because I hurt you,
00:37:49and I hurt you because I hurt Jessica.
00:37:52It's pretty obvious that you love her,
00:37:55and she loves you.
00:37:57You guys are meant to be together.
00:37:59I get that now.
00:38:00I do.
00:38:02And I know that we're just meant to be friends.
00:38:04Yes.
00:38:08No.
00:38:08No.
00:38:09No.
00:38:10No.
00:38:10No.
00:38:11No.
00:38:14No.
00:38:44Oh, oh, that's all right. We'll clean it up later.
00:38:47Uh, are you?
00:38:48You okay? Very funny.
00:38:50You're kidding me? That's not killing you? Just leaving a mess there?
00:38:53No, not at all.
00:38:55Okay, maybe a little, but not a lot.
00:38:57Look, if there's anything I've learned from all this is that I've got to learn to deal with messes,
00:39:01especially with a baby coming, because I hear they come with a lot of messes.
00:39:04I've heard some things about that, too.
00:39:05Well, it's good that something positive came from the witch doctor.
00:39:08Yoo-hoo!
00:39:10Hi.
00:39:11Hey, babes, what's cooking?
00:39:12Oh, if you're talking about Spencer Riggs, not him.
00:39:15I turned him back into the pig that he was, and unfortunately, he won't remember any of it.
00:39:20I'm glad to see you're not competitive anymore.
00:39:22Yeah, no, I don't think I have to worry anymore about him taking my readers.
00:39:26And why would that be?
00:39:28Well, because, uh...
00:39:32Whoa.
00:39:33Oh, no.
00:39:34Oh, yes.
00:39:35Dude.
00:39:36Why ask Phoebe when you can see her?
00:39:39Talk about journalistic ethics, right?
00:39:41Oh!
00:39:43No retouching.
00:39:44Good times.
00:39:46Okay, give me that.
00:39:47No!
00:39:48Run!
00:39:49Run!
00:39:49Leo!
00:39:51Leo!
00:39:51Leo!
00:39:51I think I'm gonna go up to bed.
00:40:03Oh.
00:40:04Well, do you want some company?
00:40:07Well, I'm really tired.
00:40:09I think I just need to get some sleep.
00:40:12Good night, little one.
00:40:14I would be glad to keep you company.
00:40:26What are you doing here?
00:40:29I'm, uh...
00:40:31Sweeping you off your feet.
00:40:34No.
00:40:35I can't.
00:40:37All I see is you.
00:40:38No.
00:40:43Ryder, please.
00:40:44This isn't right.
00:40:45I'm married.
00:40:48Not in your dreams, you know.
00:40:49Not in your dreams, you know.
00:40:50Not in your dreams, you know.
00:40:50Not in your dreams, you know.
00:41:08Where's my baby?
00:41:28Where are you?
00:41:29Where are you?
00:41:30Where are you?
00:41:30Where are you?
00:41:31I don't know.
00:42:01Oh, wait. You haven't even seen the baby yet.
00:42:15What'd you expect?
00:42:17You don't care about the kid.
00:42:19Nobody does.
00:42:31No, please don't.
00:42:58Help me.
00:43:07This is not a dream.
00:43:08I am the sun and the air.
00:43:26I am human and I need to be loved.
00:43:33Just like everybody else does.
00:43:38You see, I've already waited to know.
00:43:46And all my hope is good.
00:43:51Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream.
00:44:06Make him the cutest that I've ever seen.
00:44:10Give him true lips like roses and clover.
00:44:14Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over.
00:44:19Sandman, I'm so alone.
00:44:23Don't have nobody to call my own.
00:44:28Please turn on your magic beam.
00:44:31Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream.
00:44:34Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream.
00:44:49Make him the cutest that I've ever seen.
00:44:52Give him the word that I've ever seen.
00:44:55Leo, a hand here?
00:44:57My hands are full.
00:44:58The shower is in two days.
00:45:00Your kid's not going to be opening cabinets for another year.
00:45:02Tell that to Aunt Phoebe.
00:45:04She gave me a book.
00:45:05One Thousand Unexpected Dangers for Baby.
00:45:07Easy opening cabinets.
00:45:09Number 32.
00:45:10All right, you leave me no choice.
00:45:12Streamer.
00:45:16Magic for personal gain.
00:45:18It's not for me.
00:45:19It's for my niece.
00:45:20Besides, I seem to be the only aunt who cares about this shower.
00:45:24Phoebe cares.
00:45:25She's just preoccupied.
00:45:26Oh, really?
00:45:27I'd say she skipped straight from preoccupied to paranoid.
00:45:30You're exaggerating.
00:45:31Am I?
00:45:32Yesterday, a balloon exploded,
00:45:33and she stormed down here with a vanquishing potion.
00:45:35She almost blew up a little slappy here.
00:45:38No, I think it's the recurring nightmare she's having.
00:45:40It's just making her a little jumpy.
00:45:42Really?
00:45:42God, do you think with a cold, free future,
00:45:44she'd be dreaming nothing but happy, happy?
00:45:46You'd think.
00:45:47Yeah, if I let my recurring dreams affect my waking life,
00:45:49I'd never get out of bed,
00:45:50much less through a fabulous shower like this.
00:45:52Why not?
00:45:54I don't know.
00:45:55I've been having this recurring dream lately,
00:45:58and I'm at P3,
00:46:00and as soon as I get up to the baby,
00:46:03everybody just disappears.
00:46:06Sounds like you and me are baby on the brain.
00:46:08All I can think of lately is just holding her.
00:46:10Where is the man of my dreams?
00:46:14Speaking of my little one.
00:46:17Well, all right.
00:46:19Beth Orton is playing at the club.
00:46:20I guess I'll get back to work.
00:46:21Hey, you notice anything?
00:46:25Ooh, I have noticed that subtlety is not your forte.
00:46:29You don't like it?
00:46:30Well, I liked it.
00:46:31You know, 15 streamers and 20 balloons ago.
00:46:34Nothing is too good for my future niece.
00:46:36Clearly.
00:46:37Ooh, I am so gonna be a sucker, Mom.
00:46:40This kid has one mean kick.
00:46:42I want to feel a kick.
00:46:44Well, honey, unless you're a bladder or a kidney,
00:46:46you're not gonna feel it because she's kicking the inside.
00:46:49You never get to feel a kick.
00:46:50Count your blessings.
00:46:53Being summoned.
00:46:53Is it the Elders?
00:46:55No, it's not the Elders.
00:46:57It's Phoebe.
00:47:05What is it?
00:47:05Leo, do not sneak up on me like that.
00:47:08I wasn't sneaking, and you called me.
00:47:10Oh, yeah, right.
00:47:13Okay, what do you know about chaser demons?
00:47:15Uh, lower-level mercenaries,
00:47:16able to track magical beings through different dimensions.
00:47:19Why?
00:47:19Because one was in my dream last night.
00:47:21That's why.
00:47:21The guy behind the mask?
00:47:23No, this one wasn't the chainsaw guy.
00:47:25He's still a mystery to me.
00:47:26It was something weirder, different.
00:47:30I was running away from him in the basement, right?
00:47:33That same guy.
00:47:34And then all of a sudden, I was in the woods,
00:47:36where I used to camp.
00:47:37You were in the past?
00:47:38No, it was the present.
00:47:40And there was this weird creature standing there
00:47:42holding some kind of satchel,
00:47:44and then the demon killed him.
00:47:46Sounds like your recurring dream
00:47:47is getting more complicated.
00:47:48Yeah, except I think it was a premonition.
00:47:49A premonition during a dream?
00:47:51Yeah, why not?
00:47:51It's happened before.
00:47:53Phoebe, you've probably flipped past
00:47:55this drawing a hundred times,
00:47:56and you said the camp was from your childhood,
00:47:57so chances are...
00:47:58Leo, I know what a premonition feels like.
00:48:01Okay, besides, when I woke up,
00:48:03the creature was standing in my bedroom
00:48:05begging me to help him.
00:48:07You sure that you weren't still dreaming?
00:48:09He said I wasn't,
00:48:10and then when I found the tracer demon in the book,
00:48:11I was sure I wasn't either.
00:48:12What would you like me to do?
00:48:15Go to the elders.
00:48:16Find out if it really was a premonition,
00:48:18because if it was,
00:48:19I have an innocent to save.
00:48:32Precious night gone by.
00:48:35And you come back empty-handed.
00:48:37Yeah, but don't worry.
00:48:38I'll get it.
00:48:39Oh, it's not me that has to worry.
00:48:42It's you.
00:48:42You're the only demon that's failed me.
00:48:50Everyone else has found their mark.
00:48:52I'll get him tonight, I promise.
00:48:54I mean, he's easy to find.
00:48:56He watches over the same people, right?
00:49:01I'll need proof.
00:49:02Yeah, sure, I'll get it, yeah.
00:49:05Although just out of curiosity...
00:49:06What does he do with that stuff?
00:49:10Dream?
00:49:11Dream?
00:49:11Demons don't dream.
00:49:27But with each one of these I collect,
00:49:31it means more humans want either.
00:49:35And without dreams, humans can't work through their issues while they sleep.
00:49:40Which means those issues spill out into their waking life,
00:49:43turning them angry,
00:49:45evil.
00:49:45I still don't understand what you get out of it.
00:49:49Not like it's any of my business, of course, but...
00:49:52I get respect from the leaders of the underworld,
00:49:54and hopefully rewarded because of it.
00:49:56But if you fail me,
00:50:01I fail them.
00:50:05Understand?
00:50:08Perfectly.
00:50:17Okay, people, let's begin.
00:50:19Bill, lost job on that hostage standoff piece yesterday.
00:50:22Thanks.
00:50:22There's another one for you today.
00:50:24State Bank and North Beach.
00:50:25Shots fired.
00:50:26Go.
00:50:26Yeah, that's the third time this week.
00:50:27Some of you guys are going to have to double up.
00:50:30Angry man.
00:50:31Files into farmer's market in his car.
00:50:33Angry woman attacks school principal with a knife.
00:50:36And in sports.
00:50:37Angry coach.
00:50:38Knocks out umpire with a baseball bat.
00:50:40What the hell is going on out there?
00:50:42The city's going to pot.
00:50:43That's what's going on.
00:50:44Bad news for the city.
00:50:45Good news for circulation.
00:50:46It's strange.
00:50:47Even my readers seem angrier.
00:50:49They keep asking for advice on how to deal with their tempers.
00:50:51Hey, what are you doing?
00:50:53That's Metro.
00:50:54That makes it my story.
00:50:55Mine?
00:50:55She gave it to me.
00:50:56Hey, hey, stop it right now.
00:50:58That's my goodness.
00:50:59Sorry to interrupt, but I got Paige on my phone.
00:51:03Do you want me to take a message?
00:51:04No.
00:51:05No, I want to talk to her.
00:51:08That's my story.
00:51:13Hey.
00:51:13Hey, I can't decide on a place setting.
00:51:16It's either a baby in the clouds, which is a little baby floating on a cloud, or cozy
00:51:22bug, a baby bumblebee on a pink flower.
00:51:25Oh, no.
00:51:25Piper's allergic to bees, remember?
00:51:27You're right.
00:51:28Thank you so much.
00:51:28Wait, is that the only reason we're calling?
00:51:30Yeah.
00:51:30What?
00:51:30Well, have you been watching the news lately?
00:51:32It just seems that everyone's at each other's throats.
00:51:34I mean, even here.
00:51:36Have you noticed anything weird?
00:51:37Back it up, lady!
00:51:40Now that you mention it, I have seen my share of a certain finger while driving over here.
00:51:45See, I think something's up.
00:51:47Something evil, maybe.
00:51:48Phoebe, seriously?
00:51:49I think you might need to get some help.
00:51:50You think danger is lurking around every corner.
00:51:53Hey, lady!
00:51:55Lady, it's my spot.
00:51:58Besides, everybody is odd in San Francisco.
00:52:00That's why we fit in so well.
00:52:01Look, I know I've been jumpy lately, and I'm really trying to deal with it.
00:52:05But just because I've been a bit neurotic, maybe, that doesn't mean that I'm not right.
00:52:09Hey!
00:52:10Move it or lose it, lady!
00:52:11I want this space!
00:52:15Maybe you aren't.
00:52:19I never stopped loving you, Ryder.
00:52:22You know that, don't you?
00:52:23I just never thought I'd see you against you.
00:52:26Not after the odd explosion.
00:52:28And he's standing over me telling me I'm not dreaming.
00:52:30Well, I think you're crazy.
00:52:32What, now you think this is connected to your dream?
00:52:35The premonition of my dream.
00:52:37It would be a really big coincidence if it wasn't, don't you think?
00:52:39Shh!
00:52:40I've been waiting for this for weeks, people.
00:52:43Oh!
00:52:44No, don't do that.
00:52:44They're just getting to the good part.
00:52:46Well, rent the video.
00:52:47We have work that we have to do.
00:52:48It is not a video.
00:52:50It is a soap.
00:52:51Leo!
00:52:52Who thinks that a demon is causing some anger epidemic?
00:52:55Give me that remote.
00:52:56Give it.
00:52:57See?
00:52:58See?
00:52:58Point positive.
00:52:59Here.
00:52:59Hey, anything?
00:53:02Based on what the elder said, I think that your dream premonition is very real, which means
00:53:06so is the tracer demon.
00:53:07What tracer demon?
00:53:08And what about the creature?
00:53:09Do they know about the creature?
00:53:10What creature?
00:53:11Well, they think that it's a weirdosomnio.
00:53:13If that's the case, you definitely need to save him.
00:53:15A weirdo what?
00:53:17Weirdosomnio.
00:53:17It's the original Latin term for a sandman.
00:53:22Wait a minute.
00:53:23Like, sandman bring me a dream?
00:53:24One and the same.
00:53:25Only there isn't just one sandman.
00:53:27There are many of them, like angels.
00:53:29They visit good beings during their sleep, sprinkle them with dream dust so they can dream.
00:53:34I can't believe they exist.
00:53:36Not that I should be surprised.
00:53:38Uh, yeah, but they don't know what we dream about, do they?
00:53:41I mean, that's all confidential, clearly, isn't it?
00:53:44I don't know.
00:53:44But I do know that they exist on a different plane, which means the only way to find one...
00:53:48would be for a tracer demon to bring him into our plane.
00:53:51And kill him.
00:53:53Great.
00:53:53I don't get it.
00:53:54I mean, why would a demon be interested in killing people's dreams?
00:53:57I mean, they're just harmless, erotic fun.
00:54:00Did you say erotic?
00:54:04Exotic.
00:54:04I said exotic.
00:54:06Huh.
00:54:07I don't get exotic dreams.
00:54:08I just get disturbing ones.
00:54:10Mine are just scary.
00:54:11But that's how you work through stuff, right?
00:54:13In your dreams.
00:54:14So?
00:54:15So, I think that's why everyone's been crazy.
00:54:17They're not dealing with their subconscious issues while they're dreaming.
00:54:20I think I got some issues to work out.
00:54:22So, you said your premonition took place somewhere we're used to camp?
00:54:26Yeah, North State Campgrounds.
00:54:28Well, right.
00:54:29Let's go.
00:54:30And save our dreams.
00:54:32Oh, Piper, maybe you should sit this one out.
00:54:34Why?
00:54:35Don't you need me to vanquish the demon?
00:54:36No, we'll make a potion.
00:54:37It's just you're not moving as swiftly as you used to, and we might have to run.
00:54:40But...
00:54:41Fine.
00:54:45Do it yourself.
00:54:50It's been so long.
00:54:53But I never forgot what it feels like to be in your arms.
00:54:55Oh, I missed it.
00:55:10Did you really think I wouldn't come back for you?
00:55:20Actually, I was counting on it.
00:55:25Witches.
00:55:26What the hell was that?
00:55:45I'm sorry.
00:56:06I'm just so surprised that you're real.
00:56:08Okay, this should keep our brains going on zero sleep.
00:56:12Uh, do Sandman even sleep?
00:56:15Only when our charges are all awake.
00:56:18Oh, so basically never.
00:56:20Okay, can we focus here?
00:56:21Because we have a demon to vanquish and a nightmare to deal with.
00:56:24And a baby shower to get to.
00:56:26What?
00:56:26I'm just saying.
00:56:28Any idea how Phoebe's nightmare came to life?
00:56:30I know.
00:56:31It's never happened before.
00:56:33But then, no one's ever been hit with that much dream dust before either.
00:56:37So you think since she OD'd on the stuff, he just popped out of her head?
00:56:41Out of her unconscious.
00:56:44But now that he's out, he's obviously very real.
00:56:46Okay, does that mean he's going to keep trying to kill me?
00:56:48If that's what he tries to do in your dreams, yes.
00:56:52Great.
00:56:53That's just great.
00:56:54I need to think about this.
00:56:55So we need to hurry up and find a way to put him back before any of our other dreams spring to life, shall we?
00:57:01Dreams like what?
00:57:02Never mind.
00:57:03First, though, I think we need to stop the tracer demon before this whole city turns into one huge nightmare, don't you think?
00:57:08Yes, but it's more than one tracer you have to worry about.
00:57:11There are others out there killing us.
00:57:13Which means there must be an upper-level demon behind them orchestrating the attacks.
00:57:17Okay, so we write a summoning spell and we get the tracer here and we freeze him and we force him to talk.
00:57:21We'll blinquish him and his boss and then the Sandman can go back to keeping dreams where they belong.
00:57:26Very impressive and very fast.
00:57:28Um, what are we supposed to do about my chainsaw killer?
00:57:32Oh, don't worry about him. We'll blow him up before he lays a blade on you.
00:57:36Who is that?
00:57:37Oh, that must be Becca and Wendy with the hors d'oeuvre tracer. You're not against parsley, are you?
00:57:41Get rid of them?
00:57:42No, I will not get rid of them. If I get rid of them, I have to stop the shower and I am not doing that.
00:57:46All right, all right, easy, easy. Uh, we'll go take care of them. You guys go start the summoning spell.
00:57:50Go, go, go. Oh, thank you, Mother.
00:57:55Come on.
00:57:59Witches? You lost them to witches?
00:58:01Just let me speak. Do they know about me?
00:58:04I swear, I can get to the Sandman before they ever do. I'm listening.
00:58:10One of the witches, she got hit with too much dreamtops.
00:58:14So, wait, sorry, I assure you, he's no threat to us.
00:58:23Only to the witch who dreamed him up.
00:58:28You got his attention, you can turn that off now.
00:58:31That right there is her worst nightmare, literally.
00:58:35And since she's scared to death of him, I'm thinking...
00:58:39If I could borrow a few of these satchels here, I might be able to make the other witches' dreams come to life, too.
00:58:46And how is this supposed to help you fulfill your obligation to me?
00:58:49It'll distract them long enough for me to kill my mark and collect my bounty.
00:58:53I'd better take a couple extra just in case.
00:58:58Excuse me.
00:59:02This better work.
00:59:04Otherwise, I'm gonna be your worst nightmare.
00:59:15Paige, that's enough. I want them gone.
00:59:17Just relax, Piper.
00:59:19The trunk is officially empty.
00:59:21Great, so we're done.
00:59:22No way.
00:59:23There's the whole back seat.
00:59:25Oh, you're kidding, right?
00:59:26Hey, Paige is the one who sent us around to five different stores.
00:59:29Oh, my God.
00:59:30Okay, don't look in these bags, Piper.
00:59:32You're not supposed to see the door prices.
00:59:35Hey, Becca, I thought we nixed the clown idea.
00:59:38Oh, no, relax.
00:59:38That's just one of Paige's old toys.
00:59:40Slappy.
00:59:41Good, because clowns are creepy.
00:59:42Especially that one.
00:59:44Don't let Paige hear you say that.
00:59:46That's better.
00:59:47Okay, well, thanks, guys.
00:59:48You know, thanks for everything.
00:59:49You should really go, and we'll call you if we need any more stuff.
00:59:51Go.
00:59:53Paige wanted us to do all this before the baby shower.
00:59:55Yeah, I know, but I'm the one that's pregnant, and I think we've reached our limit.
00:59:58In fact, we've gone over it.
00:59:59Way over it.
01:00:00That's all those crazy hormones talking.
01:00:03Maybe you should lie down and let us take over.
01:00:05No, no, I'm fine.
01:00:06Really, I'm fine.
01:00:07The only thing crazy around here is the shower mania, especially when we should be focusing
01:00:11on the de-
01:00:12Details.
01:00:14Details.
01:00:15Like, what are we going to wear and stuff?
01:00:17Frankly, Piper, I'm surprised at your attitude.
01:00:20This is all for you.
01:00:21Oh, I know, and I'm thrilled.
01:00:22But right now, I just need a little peace and quiet, you know, pregnant woman's prerogative
01:00:26and all.
01:00:27If you say so.
01:00:28I do.
01:00:29Yeah.
01:00:29Okay, thanks.
01:00:38It's just a stupid summoning spell.
01:00:40I don't know why I can't come up with it.
01:00:41You need to relax.
01:00:42It'll come to you.
01:00:43You know, maybe it's because I'm not so sure this is a good idea.
01:00:46I mean, what if I bring the tracer demon here, and it just makes matters worse?
01:00:51What then?
01:00:52He's surprised us before.
01:00:53But that was just luck.
01:00:55He didn't know your dream would come to life.
01:00:57Well, it did, and unfortunately, that's all I can think about.
01:01:00Maybe if you can stop and figure out what it means, you won't be afraid of it anymore.
01:01:04Leo, don't you think if I could do that, I would have done it by now?
01:01:08I vanquish demons every day, real ones.
01:01:11So some guy from my dream should be a piece of cake, even with power tools.
01:01:16So why do I run from him?
01:01:18Do you know why?
01:01:19No.
01:01:20I may be made of dreams, but I don't shape them.
01:01:27Perhaps if you can figure out who was behind the mask.
01:01:30Characters and dreams always symbolize something specific in one's life.
01:01:34A special person, a certain feeling or pain.
01:01:37Unmask that.
01:01:38Demystify it.
01:01:39And the character goes away.
01:01:43I don't even know where to begin with that.
01:01:46My life is so great now.
01:01:48My marriage from hell is behind me.
01:01:50I don't know why I would start having nightmares now.
01:01:52Only you can answer that, my dear.
01:01:57In your dreams.
01:02:04Not to sound unappreciative, but this is kind of overkill.
01:02:08No, this is perfect.
01:02:09Nothing is too good for my future niece.
01:02:11Yeah, okay, but Paige is supposed to be a shower, not a coronation.
01:02:14Hey, it is not every day that a half-white light or half-witch is born into this world.
01:02:17We need to celebrate her.
01:02:19Okay, but her is not even going to be here.
01:02:22Except for the occasional kidney shot.
01:02:25Which makes me wonder if maybe this is a little bit more about you than her.
01:02:31Where are your friends?
01:02:32Gone, but not forgotten.
01:02:34Are they coming back?
01:02:35Not till the shower, why?
01:02:36Well, Phoebe's almost done with the summoning spell, so we need to get ready.
01:02:39You mean for me?
01:02:49Oh, no.
01:03:02Oh.
01:03:05My love.
01:03:06No.
01:03:07How did you get here?
01:03:08Go away.
01:03:09Shh.
01:03:09No, shoo.
01:03:10Go away.
01:03:10Wait.
01:03:11What are you talking to?
01:03:13What's the matter?
01:03:15Don't you recognize me, honey?
01:03:16It's sloppy.
01:03:21Where's my baby?
01:03:23Over here.
01:03:27Yuck.
01:03:28Oh, my God.
01:03:29Oh, my God.
01:03:31Oh, my God.
01:03:35That didn't sound good.
01:03:36Paige.
01:03:37Piper.
01:03:40It's abuse.
01:03:41You can't fight your own dream.
01:03:42You bet.
01:03:43Floyd, have a field day with this, or what?
01:03:57Phoebe, are you all right?
01:03:59Sweet dreams.
01:04:00Oh, my God.
01:04:20Phoebe?
01:04:21Phoebe?
01:04:21Phoebe?
01:04:21Phoebe?
01:04:21Phoebe?
01:04:21Phoebe?
01:04:23Phoebe?
01:04:23Phoebe?
01:04:23Phoebe?
01:04:23Phoebe?
01:04:23Phoebe?
01:04:23Phoebe?
01:04:23Phoebe?
01:04:24Phoebe?
01:04:24Phoebe?
01:04:24Phoebe?
01:04:24Phoebe?
01:04:24Phoebe?
01:04:25Phoebe?
01:04:25Phoebe?
01:04:26Phoebe?
01:04:26Phoebe?
01:04:27Phoebe?
01:04:28Phoebe?
01:04:28Phoebe?
01:04:29Phoebe?
01:04:29Phoebe?
01:04:30what's taking so long I don't know he has the same wound what happened we're
01:04:39not sure did you cage chuckles slappy and yeah your guy too about that guy a
01:04:45little less bitching a little more healing please
01:04:49are you okay yeah holy cow are you okay we all got hit by the dream dust feeds
01:05:02hey where's the Sandman
01:05:04oh no
01:05:09how did he get healed same way I did I guess
01:05:16well let's see if we can heal this no you can't kill him you kill him you kill me
01:05:20Ron we'll follow you we'll meet you in the conservatory
01:05:26but do what she's right trust her come on
01:05:46who's the clown who's the fox good question I'm Piper's dream lover oh no listen listen we've never slept together I mean in the dream world place maybe you guys should take this in the other room good idea
01:06:05yeah page pretty lame don't you think all the decorations the party goers will still disappear
01:06:14I got her number
01:06:20this is all crazy what are we gonna do well I made a promise to the Sandman and I'm gonna keep
01:06:31it okay so we stick to the original plan we get the tracer back here yeah that's real smart Piper anything
01:06:36happens to your dream guy out there and you're dead I realize that and ease up will you you're
01:06:41upsetting the baby he's right though which means the tracer demon is gonna come back so we gotta
01:06:46figure out what to do quickly any ideas what if we cast a sleeping spell and deal with them in our dreams
01:06:51come again well the Sandman said if we demystify them and we learn to understand them then they'll
01:06:57just go away yeah doesn't take a shrink to figure out Piper's dreams you want to screw somebody else
01:07:02well at least he makes me feel sexy and not like some walking incubator although I guess that's what
01:07:08you've been dreaming about hey guys maybe not the time no this is good the more we know the better
01:07:12chance we have well I don't know what in the hell the clown means well it's gotta mean something look
01:07:19all I know is in my dream I try to give the clown to the baby then everybody at the shower just walks
01:07:24away and I'm just left feeling empty okay well you have to find out what that is you know follow
01:07:31through with it give the baby the clown and see what happens and you you need to follow through
01:07:35too missy you've created this dream guy to satisfy you so maybe you should let him what I'm sorry
01:07:41relax dude women dream all the time yeah well miss Phoebe who's the killer behind the mask isn't it
01:07:50obvious it's gotta be Cole why Cole you're over him well in my waking state yes but apparently not my
01:07:56subconscious what about me honey we got our own dreams to deal with and the tracer we'll deal
01:08:02with your mr. mom issues later we need you to protect us when we go under in case the tracer demon
01:08:07attacks will you guys work on the sleeping spell all over it okay where are you going to get some
01:08:14dream dust that's what the sandman was made of come on sis let's go what are you doing here
01:08:36you got your bounty didn't you yes I did but I've been thinking about your plan to impress the
01:08:46underworld leaders I think there's a better way to do that really me killing salmon is fine but
01:08:55wouldn't say killing the charmed ones be more impressive if it could be done it would have been
01:09:02done by now I know that's why I didn't show up to take out their salmon until at least one of them
01:09:07was down that started me thinking with their dreams out and about maybe they're more vulnerable now
01:09:15than they've ever been maybe it's time to go for really impress the leaders all right what do you need
01:09:24for me lead you out of my way please please let me hold you
01:09:52I just want to hold you baby
01:09:56I've got you
01:10:11Leo wake up snap out of it
01:10:16okay just don't use too much we don't want any more problems coming to life
01:10:22are you sure it's okay to go to sleep with the tracer demons still out there
01:10:24let's get this over with okay everybody know what they need to do yep I need to find out why I feel so
01:10:47empty and I need to give in to my desire and that's enough Phoebe I need to find the courage to kick my killer's ass
01:10:55ready
01:10:56let we who awaken from our sleep return at once to slumber deep
01:11:02I know you're down here you always are
01:11:30oh wait you haven't even seen the baby yet
01:11:32but you should that's why you're here isn't it
01:11:37that's why you're here isn't it go ahead take a peek
01:11:44go ahead take a peek
01:11:51go ahead take a peek
01:12:05go ahead cuckoo
01:12:14go ahead cuckoo
01:12:29Paige, are you okay?
01:12:40Paige, are you okay?
01:12:44The baby in the cradle was me.
01:12:56Paige was allowed to celebrate my birth because it had to be kept a secret.
01:13:01Guess that's the way I was trying to make up for it with your baby.
01:13:06It'll be different for her, but first we need to get her mommy back.
01:13:14Ryder, please.
01:13:15This isn't right.
01:13:16I'm married.
01:13:17I'm not in your dreams, you're not.
01:13:32Don't be afraid.
01:13:34You know you want to.
01:13:40What happened?
01:13:47Where'd he go?
01:13:49Nowhere.
01:13:51He was right here all along.
01:14:06I was dreaming about you, about us, the way we used to be.
01:14:24And I don't want that to change just because we're married and having a baby.
01:14:28It won't.
01:14:29Uh, guys?
01:14:32Hm?
01:14:33Phoebe's not looking so hot.
01:14:35Come on, Phoebe.
01:14:39You can do this.
01:14:41It's an hour and hour.
01:14:51Phoebe, honey, what's happening?
01:15:21Don't let him in!
01:15:31This is not gonna hold long.
01:15:33Baby, will you deal with your issues already?
01:15:35Killing at her so I can't help!
01:15:38All right, that's enough.
01:15:40Don't. You kill them, you kill Phoebe.
01:15:42What the hell are we gonna do?
01:15:51What am I supposed to do to make them go away?
01:15:58Unmask them, and he goes away.
01:16:02That's it.
01:16:04Oh, my God.
01:16:10Baby, hurry up!
01:16:23Where'd they go?
01:16:28You did it, and you kicked his ass.
01:16:31No, actually, I didn't.
01:16:32I just unmasked him.
01:16:34Or me, rather.
01:16:36You?
01:16:37Uh, the killer was you?
01:16:39Yeah?
01:16:40How narcissistic is that?
01:16:42That's weird.
01:16:43I thought my clown was strange.
01:16:45What happened in here?
01:16:46Uh, nothing much.
01:16:47We've just been protecting you from, apparently, you.
01:16:50Wait a minute.
01:16:51I don't get it.
01:16:52I thought Cole was involved in your nightmare.
01:16:54Yeah, so did I, until I stopped running scared
01:16:56and realized that I was just running for myself.
01:16:59I don't follow.
01:17:00It's kind of an old issue for me.
01:17:02Self-sabotage.
01:17:04I just kept beating myself up with the whole Cole thing,
01:17:06not thinking that I deserved to move on.
01:17:08Oh, you deserve it.
01:17:10Well, the good news is, is that it's over for all of us.
01:17:13Mm-hmm.
01:17:14Ooh.
01:17:15Maybe not all of us.
01:17:17She kicked.
01:17:19I felt the baby kick.
01:17:21And why did that happen?
01:17:28Well, you said you wanted to be closer to the baby.
01:17:31So you were.
01:17:32Now you're not.
01:17:33Yeah.
01:17:34Well, right now I want to be closer to my wife.
01:17:39Eww.
01:17:40Care to die, witches?
01:17:42Where are your dreams?
01:17:43Boy, are you ever late.
01:17:44Why'd you do that?
01:17:45We needed to find out who he was working for.
01:17:46Oh, there's more where he came from.
01:17:47Besides, we're saving dreams.
01:17:48I don't want a lot of cranky women at my baby shower.
01:17:49Unless, you know, having one is gonna bring up some issues for you.
01:17:50No, no.
01:17:51I'm fine.
01:17:52You know, I would even be so big as to consider moving it to P3.
01:17:55Well, I can't.
01:17:56I've got Beth Orton booked for tonight.
01:17:57What better way to celebrate?
01:17:58Just hope we can stay awake long enough to enjoy it.
01:18:26Oh, this is so hard to make now.
01:18:31Nice.
01:18:37Look up.
01:18:38When the breakfast is I'd play hallỏi school at Hazen.
01:18:41I don't forget to throw away eventually waiting for my wife at Hca,
01:18:45and that really, keep her home tonight.
01:18:48It was greatidir concretel.
01:18:49No, I really miss.
01:18:50To be reminded hearts of who have a tendency to help open my room.
01:18:53I've been making this effort to break
01:18:58Too easy
01:19:03So alone
01:19:10Why my friends are alone
01:19:16So alone
01:19:20Will it ever happen again
01:19:25Now that I've been waiting for you
01:19:30I've been creating for you so alone
01:19:36Now that I have waited for you
01:19:40Nothing to say for you so alone