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  • 6/23/2025
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00:00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:00:03Did you do weddings?
00:00:04Oh my goodness, are you too?
00:00:06Yes, yes, we're getting married.
00:00:08Those in love took the next step.
00:00:11Or tried to.
00:00:12I need more from you.
00:00:13Gabby, I can see them.
00:00:14That's wonderful.
00:00:15Eyes were opened in more ways than one.
00:00:18But he's this doctor guy.
00:00:19Maybe we should just fight the bullet and go to Boston.
00:00:22You break up my family, you burn down my business.
00:00:24I didn't burn down your club.
00:00:25And a threat was made.
00:00:27Someday, you'll be walking home from school and you'll just disappear.
00:00:31Poof!
00:00:36There are important events in the history of every family.
00:00:41Joyous births.
00:00:44Tragic deaths.
00:00:47Sublime weddings.
00:00:50But the one event every family dreads is the moment when they finally meet.
00:00:56The in-laws.
00:00:57Mom, this is Alex's mom, Molina Cominas.
00:01:00It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:01:02Likewise.
00:01:03And thanks again for letting me stay here.
00:01:05I just can't afford a motel right now.
00:01:07Oh, Alex mentioned that you were laid off from your job.
00:01:10I'm so sorry.
00:01:11Oh, that's okay.
00:01:12You know what they say?
00:01:13In a bad economy, the mature cocktail waitress is the first to go.
00:01:16Really?
00:01:17They say that.
00:01:18Mom, we're gonna go get your luggage.
00:01:19That way you two can get acquainted.
00:01:21Thank you again for making the long drive down from Oakdale.
00:01:26It's high time our families got together.
00:01:29Absolutely.
00:01:30Now, speaking of family get-togethers, that reminds me.
00:01:35I call Christmas.
00:01:36What?
00:01:37Now that the boys are getting hips, we're gonna have to split the holidays, so I call Christmas.
00:01:43Wait, wait, wait.
00:01:44This is not how we decide family get-togethers.
00:01:46What's the problem?
00:01:47I'm letting you have Thanksgiving.
00:01:48I'm a caterer.
00:01:49I oversee events on Thanksgiving.
00:01:52It's the one holiday that I don't need.
00:01:54Great.
00:01:55I call Thanksgiving.
00:01:56Stop that.
00:01:57You can't call all the major holidays.
00:01:59No one's called Easter yet.
00:02:00Going once.
00:02:01I am not bidding on time with my son.
00:02:03Going twice.
00:02:04Melina, this is childish.
00:02:06Oh, my hand is going up.
00:02:08Fine.
00:02:09I call Easter.
00:02:10It wasn't so hard, was it?
00:02:13Look, I know it's very difficult for two families to negotiate the holidays, but I feel strongly
00:02:17that this is not the best way to handle it, and I'm sure that the boys would agree with me.
00:02:23Hey.
00:02:24I called Christmas Fair and Square, and I want to spend it with my son.
00:02:29So if you go to the boys and try and screw me over, I'll remember that for a really long time.
00:02:35Got it?
00:02:36Yes.
00:02:37There are important events in the history of every family.
00:02:41Meeting the in-laws is one.
00:02:43Look at you two.
00:02:44Have I told you how great you look together?
00:02:46Bye-bye.
00:02:47The moment you decide to hate them is another.
00:02:53There's a lovely home for everyone in suburbia, and a realtor eager to find you exactly what
00:03:11you want.
00:03:12Whether it's something warm and cozy, or something dignified and elegant.
00:03:19Perhaps something affordable with a lawn.
00:03:23Whatever your taste, everyone needs a lovely home in suburbia.
00:03:28Mostly so the neighbors will never suspect the ugliness going on inside.
00:03:34There you are.
00:03:35I just got the listing for the Adam's house, and I think the best way to celebrate is for
00:03:43my sexy husband to take me out dancing.
00:03:45Oh, babe.
00:03:47Not tonight.
00:03:48Not tonight.
00:03:49What's wrong?
00:03:50Are you sick?
00:03:51No.
00:03:52No, I'm good.
00:03:53Really?
00:03:54Because you look like hell.
00:03:55I'm good, Edie.
00:03:56I just feel like staying in tonight.
00:03:57That's all.
00:03:58Are you doing it again?
00:03:59There's something upsetting you, and instead of letting me help you, you're shutting me
00:04:12out.
00:04:13I just don't like to talk about my troubles.
00:04:16And I don't like sitting at home doing nothing when I feel like dancing.
00:04:22Edie, I am sorry you're unhappy.
00:04:28There's something you should know about me.
00:04:32I don't stay unhappy for long.
00:04:38Hey, it's Jackson.
00:04:40I'm having fun at the old alma mater, but we need to talk.
00:04:45Only good news, I promise.
00:04:46God, I miss you.
00:04:48We moved here to get away from you.
00:04:50I didn't.
00:04:51I moved here for you.
00:04:52I've got a deposition to prep for.
00:04:53Well, then I will go clubbing without you, and I will be wearing my not coming home alone
00:04:57jeans.
00:04:58By wearing, you mean squeezing into?
00:05:01Damn you.
00:05:08Miss anything?
00:05:13Need a juicy recap?
00:05:16No.
00:05:17I'm good.
00:05:18Well, you just have to stick your nose in other people's business.
00:05:21I'm sorry.
00:05:22If you're interested, I have dirt on breathe.
00:05:27Go on.
00:05:28Aha.
00:05:29You know better than I am.
00:05:31Nicely played, Meyer.
00:05:34Can I go clubbing with you tonight?
00:05:36Overplayed, Meyer.
00:05:37Oh, please.
00:05:38I'm bored.
00:05:39Mike has MJ.
00:05:40Jackson's out of town.
00:05:41And you're going to need somebody to bitch about Bob, too.
00:05:44Did you realize I'm going to a gay club?
00:05:47Yes.
00:05:48That's fine.
00:05:49Gays love me.
00:05:50Name three.
00:05:51You, Bob, Andrew.
00:05:53That's two.
00:05:54Come on.
00:05:55All right.
00:05:56All right.
00:05:57I'm at my house at nine.
00:05:59And you might want to pile on the make-up drag queens to get their first drink free.
00:06:02Okay.
00:06:03Well, let's try something easier.
00:06:08After you left Mr. Shillian's nightclub, where did you go first?
00:06:11Uh...
00:06:15I don't recall.
00:06:17Did you maybe drive somewhere?
00:06:19Uh...
00:06:20Okay, Porter.
00:06:21When the DA, who also has this police report, asks you these questions and you suddenly
00:06:27don't recall anything you said, that's bad.
00:06:30Bob, you've been going at this for over an hour.
00:06:32Why don't we take a break?
00:06:33Fine.
00:06:34Porter, go and chill.
00:06:35I need to talk to your parents anyway.
00:06:43Okay, well, what's going on here?
00:06:44Nothing.
00:06:45Porter's just nervous.
00:06:46He was also nervous when I first interviewed him in jail, but he was still able to keep his
00:06:50story straight.
00:06:51Preston!
00:06:52Where's my CD player?
00:06:54What?
00:06:55Parker saw you take it.
00:06:57Mom, please tell Preston to stop taking my stuff.
00:07:00Honey, that's Porter.
00:07:02No, it isn't.
00:07:06Oh, right.
00:07:08Sorry.
00:07:14You guys have something you want to tell me?
00:07:19Abby, you should have come.
00:07:20You missed a beautiful walk in the bar.
00:07:22Mommy, look what we found!
00:07:23A ladybug!
00:07:25Wow!
00:07:26Neat!
00:07:27Why don't you guys go wash your hands for lunch?
00:07:29Look at your teeny black polka dots.
00:07:33There's so many beautiful things I used to take for granted before I lost my sight.
00:07:37Yeah, pretty.
00:07:40What?
00:07:41You're going to be late for work.
00:07:43Yeah, about that.
00:07:45I should have told you before.
00:07:47What?
00:07:48I don't want to give massages anymore, so I quit the country club.
00:07:51You quit?
00:07:52Why?
00:07:53Okay, I know this is going to sound bad.
00:07:56When I was blind, I never realized that...
00:07:59Naked people are gross.
00:08:01Especially the middle-aged slobs that belong to this country club.
00:08:04Carlos, you don't just quit a job because of a few moles and a little back fat.
00:08:07But I can find other work.
00:08:08And now that I have my vision back, the world is my oyster.
00:08:11But in the meantime, I just want to spend a few days with my daughters.
00:08:16Smelling the roses.
00:08:17Soaking in nature.
00:08:21Like that beautiful spider right there.
00:08:24God's perfect design.
00:08:26Isn't it amazing?
00:08:28Yeah, it sure is.
00:08:32I'll get you the one-heads.
00:08:38What's all this?
00:08:39Oh, Andrew thought it would be nice to have a formal dinner tomorrow night.
00:08:42Well, if it's a formal dinner, why aren't we using your grandmother's tablecloth?
00:08:45For Melina?
00:08:46She'd probably blow her nose on it.
00:08:48No, I will not let that woman defile Nana's lace.
00:08:51I know Melina isn't what we hoped for, but let's face it.
00:08:53In-laws rarely are.
00:08:55Need I remind you of my mother?
00:08:57Well, at least Gloria had the good taste to have a paralyzing stroke so we don't have to deal with her.
00:09:02True. That was a Merry Christmas.
00:09:05But Melina appears to be in tragically good health.
00:09:07Which means we've got quite a few beard-drenched holidays ahead of us.
00:09:11You have got to figure out some way to be nice to her.
00:09:14I don't know if I have it in me. She's such a troglodyte.
00:09:17Please.
00:09:19No one's better at plastering on a fake smile and pretending to like someone than Brie Haunch.
00:09:23Mmm, you're sweet.
00:09:26Mmm.
00:09:27Oh, alright, get the lace tablecloth. I will pretend to like this woman.
00:09:32Just like I pretended to like Nana.
00:09:36Bob, we're so sorry. We meant to tell you we really did.
00:09:42So where the hell is Porter?
00:09:43We don't know.
00:09:44That's why we've been trying to get you to postpone the hearing date until we could find him.
00:09:48Oh, we have a much bigger problem than the hearing date.
00:09:50What do you mean?
00:09:51Well, now that I'm aware of this, I have a legal obligation to report it.
00:09:55What? No, no, no. You can't do that.
00:09:56Hey, now my hands are tied.
00:09:58But if the judge finds out that Porter's gone, we have to forfeit the bail.
00:10:01And since my genius wife used our restaurant to post bond, our only source of income will vanish.
00:10:07I feel for you guys. I really do. But I'm not getting disbarred over this.
00:10:10Bob.
00:10:12Please. We're desperate.
00:10:13I'm not meeting with the DA for another two days. If you find Porter by then, I won't say anything.
00:10:18Thank you so much. We are so sorry that we...
00:10:21Just find him.
00:10:43Yeah, yeah. I'm coming.
00:10:46Gabrielle Solis?
00:10:48Bradley Scott, remember?
00:10:50Carlos and I did some business back in his finance days.
00:10:52Oh, right. How are you?
00:10:53Good.
00:10:54Marie and I finally got married. I started my own investment fund. How about yourself?
00:10:58Good. Good. I don't know if you heard Carlos got his site back.
00:11:01Oh, my God. I had no idea.
00:11:03I know. Life is good. Now all we have to do is find him a job.
00:11:07Well, your timing just might be perfect here.
00:11:09Why? You need someone?
00:11:10As a matter of fact, I do. I think he'd be interested.
00:11:12I don't know. I can't speak for Carlos.
00:11:15An upper level position with lots of perks and the salaries in the high six figures.
00:11:19I'm now speaking for Carlos. He'll take it.
00:11:21Great. I'd kill to have Carlos on my team. That man was a shark. Have him call me.
00:11:25Yeah.
00:11:32So long, sucker.
00:11:39Hello. Is Dr. Heller in?
00:11:41Sorry, he's not. Can I help you?
00:11:43Not really. See, we need to talk to him about Dave Williams.
00:11:47Dave Williams?
00:11:48Yeah. Dave is a patient of his.
00:11:50I'm sure you know him. Blonde hair, blue eyes, creepier than all get out.
00:11:53I'm not in the position to confirm that.
00:11:55And I don't think the doctor would discuss his patients with you either.
00:11:58Oh, he'll talk to us. Dave's been up to some pretty sick stuff.
00:12:01Yeah.
00:12:02And I'm betting dollars to donuts Dr. Heller would want to know all about it.
00:12:06So, when does he get here?
00:12:08I couldn't say.
00:12:09Well, wait.
00:12:10Is that a beer? We're not in a position to confirm that.
00:12:23Your new shoes are pretty.
00:12:26Aren't they? Daddy bought them from Mommy. He doesn't know it yet. Because he has a wonderful new job. He doesn't know that yet either.
00:12:38Good news!
00:12:40Me too. Me first. Remember Bradley Scott? I ran into him today and he's giving you a job.
00:12:46That's nice. But that's what I wanted to tell you. I just got a job.
00:12:51Fantastic! Well, you didn't sign a contract or anything, did you? Because maybe we can get them into a bidding war.
00:12:56Unlikely. It's at the community center. I'm going to work with the blind.
00:13:01Oh. Great. And what's the signing bonus for that? A cup of pencils? I thought you were going to get a better job. What happened to the world being your oyster?
00:13:12It's meaningful work.
00:13:13Who cares? Bradley's offering perks. What kind of perks is this blind thing offering?
00:13:17Hmm. Let me think. Making the world a better place. Personal fulfillment.
00:13:22Carlos, I've spent the last five years working with a blind. Trust me, it's not that fulfilling.
00:13:26Look, when I lost my sight, those people were there for me. I just want to give something back.
00:13:31Not to mention, Bradley Scott? Kind of an ass. No way I'm working for that guy.
00:13:47Hi, Bradley. It's Gabby Solis. I just talked to him and he's intrigued. How would you like to come over for dinner and seal the deal?
00:13:56This is so fun. I haven't been out in ages. Tonight, I am going to...
00:14:06You really haven't been out in a while.
00:14:09Oh.
00:14:10Go ahead. What do you want to drink?
00:14:11I'll have what you're having.
00:14:12Cirrhosis of the liver. Coming right up.
00:14:15Hey, Jackson.
00:14:17What?
00:14:18Really?
00:14:27Ah. Here you are.
00:14:29Yeah, just taking in the scenery.
00:14:31You know, we actually have some very comfortable patio furniture in the backyard.
00:14:36Along with a place to put your recyclables.
00:14:39No, I'm good here.
00:14:40Hey.
00:14:43Hi, what have you two been up to?
00:14:45Edie was showing us some houses.
00:14:47I didn't know you two were house hunting.
00:14:49Yes, we've got to get out of that apartment.
00:14:51Did Edie show you the Addams house?
00:14:52She did, and it's fantastic.
00:14:54And if we could figure out a way to move it next to a toxic waste dump, maybe we could afford it.
00:14:59Holy moly, would you look at these prices?
00:15:01You know, for this kind of money you could come up to my town and get a five bedroom house on the lake?
00:15:08I'm sure they could.
00:15:10It's too bad your practice is all the way down here.
00:15:13It is now.
00:15:15But it's not like there aren't sick people in Oakdale.
00:15:19Who undoubtedly already have doctors, just like your patients in Fairview have you.
00:15:25Fine. Let them stay in that teeny apartment.
00:15:28Who cares if the other doctors make fun of you?
00:15:34You know, I think we should talk about this.
00:15:37You'd really like Oakdale. No traffic, fresh air.
00:15:40Hey, I'm open. Maybe we can go up there this weekend and look around.
00:15:46What are you doing?
00:15:49Just helping the boys live the American dream.
00:15:52I'll tell you what, if the guys move up near me, you can have them for Christmas.
00:15:58I just wish there was some way I could get back at Bob.
00:16:07I'm so sick of his smog attitude.
00:16:08I'm the provider. I bring home the bacon.
00:16:10You know what I contribute too? I handle the bills. I clean the house.
00:16:14I thought you had a housekeeper.
00:16:17Geez, you're an ugly drunk.
00:16:18Come on, it's a joke. What's with the face?
00:16:24I just... Jackson called earlier and he went to Riverton to visit his old art professor and she offered him a job.
00:16:33That's cool.
00:16:34And he wants me to move there with him.
00:16:37Oh.
00:16:40You gonna go?
00:16:42Well, I want to be with him, so I think I have to.
00:16:47You're that serious about this guy?
00:16:49Yeah. Sure. Why not?
00:16:52You sure you're not just waiting for closing time?
00:16:57What does that mean?
00:16:59You know, 2 a.m., bars closing, you haven't found the perfect guy, so you settle for something like that.
00:17:05Oh, crap. Look away. Look away. Look away.
00:17:08Wait, that is not what I'm doing. Is Jackson perfect? No.
00:17:12I don't think there is such a thing. And I have a history of sabotaging relationships.
00:17:15No, I'm doing this. I'm moving.
00:17:21Well, congratulations to you.
00:17:28Uh-oh. Scary guy's coming over.
00:17:30I have to throw him off the set. Do you mind if I grab one of your boobs?
00:17:33Oh, knock yourself out.
00:17:45Just during the Maßnahmen and breaks all the excitement of the nhất.
00:17:53Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, God.
00:17:58Okay. Oh, my Noah.
00:18:00Ugh. Oh, God. Oh, God.
00:18:05Oh, God.
00:18:09Oh, God.
00:18:12Oh, God.
00:18:13Oh my god, why didn't you wake me?
00:18:28Bob is going to kill me.
00:18:31But that was fun last night.
00:18:33Different, but fun.
00:18:35See ya.
00:18:36Tom, I talked to every kid in his English class, the entire debate team.
00:18:45Porter hasn't contacted any of them.
00:18:48Well, hurry home.
00:18:49We've got to decide what our next move is.
00:18:52All right, I love you.
00:18:53Bye.
00:18:53Bye.
00:19:04Kristen, why didn't you pick up when I called you?
00:19:06What?
00:19:07I called you, like five times.
00:19:09No, you didn't.
00:19:09Yeah.
00:19:11See, you're not even on my call log.
00:19:13Hey!
00:19:14Hey!
00:19:18Hey, dude.
00:19:20Is mom still there?
00:19:20Porter, it's mom!
00:19:21Where are you?
00:19:23Porter, you know where he is.
00:19:26I don't.
00:19:27He won't tell me.
00:19:27But you have been talking to him.
00:19:29What the hell, Preston?
00:19:30I want my phone back.
00:19:31Fine.
00:19:32You know what you're going to do with it?
00:19:33You are going to call your brother and tell him to come home.
00:19:35He's not coming home.
00:19:37Mr. Schilling threatened to kill him.
00:19:39What?
00:19:40What?
00:19:41That's why he ran away?
00:19:43I thought he was afraid of going to jail.
00:19:44Well, I'm sure Lauren Schilling was just trying to scare him.
00:19:47It worked.
00:19:48Porter's terrified.
00:19:49Okay, we'll get a restraining order.
00:19:52I don't think that's going to stop this guy.
00:19:54I can handle Warren Schilling.
00:19:56But if Porter doesn't show up for court, we're going to lose our restaurant.
00:19:59A guy threatens to kill your son and that's what you're worried about?
00:20:03No.
00:20:03I'm not going to let my brother risk his life so you and dad can sell pizza.
00:20:06How do you sleep with someone and not remember?
00:20:13I don't know.
00:20:14I was drunk.
00:20:15Okay, let's skip to the important part.
00:20:17Who was it?
00:20:19Just a friend.
00:20:21Oh, Gabby.
00:20:22Do you think I did this subconsciously just to sabotage my relationship with Jackson?
00:20:27It was Tom Scalvo, wasn't it?
00:20:28Will you stop guessing?
00:20:29Oh, God.
00:20:30Why won't I just let myself be happy?
00:20:32Was it Lou?
00:20:34My mechanic?
00:20:35Are you crazy?
00:20:36Come on.
00:20:37You were with a plumber and a house painter.
00:20:38I mean, let's face it.
00:20:40You're like your service providers.
00:20:42Susan, you home?
00:20:43Bob.
00:20:44Um.
00:20:45Um.
00:20:46What are you doing here?
00:20:47Well, it's about Lee.
00:20:50He told me he took you out last night.
00:20:51Yes.
00:20:52Uh.
00:20:52We had a very nice, uneventful evening.
00:20:55Why?
00:20:57What did he say?
00:20:59Because he was pretty drunk, so he was probably making stuff up.
00:21:05Well, he didn't come home.
00:21:06He claims he spent the night here.
00:21:10Oh, my God.
00:21:11Oh, hi, Gabby.
00:21:12I didn't know you were here.
00:21:13Never mind her.
00:21:14She was just leaving.
00:21:15No.
00:21:16I think I should stay.
00:21:17Clean this up.
00:21:19It's a huge mess.
00:21:21Uh, Bob.
00:21:24Uh, Lee did stay here last night.
00:21:27He slept on the couch in the guest room.
00:21:30So you have nothing to worry about.
00:21:31Oh, thank God.
00:21:33I just had this awful feeling that he spent the night with another man.
00:21:39Lee wouldn't do that.
00:21:40He loves you.
00:21:42I know he does.
00:21:43But when he's got a few drinks in him, he'll bang anything with a pulse and facial hair.
00:21:47Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:21:50Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:21:51Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:21:54Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:21:56Ow.
00:21:59You still haven't heard from him?
00:22:01For the 17th time, no.
00:22:05Where does she get off having all that attitude?
00:22:07She's young and pretty and we're not.
00:22:10She's not that pretty.
00:22:11I can hear every word you're saying.
00:22:14From all the way over there?
00:22:15Boy, she is young.
00:22:16Look, I'm very tired, so I'm going to break the rules.
00:22:20Dr. Heller went on some sort of trip.
00:22:22He should have been back a week ago and I don't know where he is.
00:22:26Why didn't you tell us that in the first place?
00:22:28Because it's none of your business.
00:22:29Hello, Dr. Heller's office.
00:22:35Uh, hey, it's David Dash.
00:22:37Is he in?
00:22:39Did you hear that?
00:22:39He should have been back by now.
00:22:40Why isn't he back?
00:22:42I'm sorry, Mr. Dash.
00:22:43Dr. Heller's out of town.
00:22:44What are you saying?
00:22:45You think Dave had something to do with Heller being late from vacation?
00:22:48Don't ask me why, but I got a feeling there's a connection.
00:22:50Well, can I still get a prescription refilled?
00:22:54Sure.
00:22:55Dr. Libren's on call.
00:22:57Could you see him tomorrow around two?
00:22:59Actually, I've moved.
00:23:01You know what?
00:23:04I'm done.
00:23:05Meaning what?
00:23:07I'm sure we can work it out.
00:23:09What's your new address?
00:23:10What, you're just going to abandon me?
00:23:12I went on this wild goose chase as far as I could.
00:23:15Please don't go, Roberta.
00:23:16I need your help.
00:23:18Then get somebody else.
00:23:20I'm tapped out.
00:23:24Roberta, I'll wait!
00:23:27Wisteria Lane.
00:23:28What a lovely name.
00:23:35Bree, you sure there isn't anything I can do to help?
00:23:37I'm just standing here with my thumb up my butt.
00:23:41No help needed.
00:23:42Certainly nothing that would require your thumb.
00:23:45Hey, sorry we're late.
00:23:46We got hung up at the Realtors.
00:23:48Actually, you're right on time.
00:23:49You're just about to eat.
00:23:50Shall we?
00:23:51Yeah.
00:23:52Excuse me, Melina.
00:23:56That's my chair.
00:23:57I just wanted to sit next to the boys.
00:24:00Oh.
00:24:01Did it occur to you I might want to sit next to the boys?
00:24:04Did it occur to you that I already called it?
00:24:06She did.
00:24:09She did.
00:24:09She called it.
00:24:09Why don't you sit here, Bree?
00:24:15Guess we just called the burnt lamb chop.
00:24:16I just wanted to see the look on your faces when you heard my good news.
00:24:23Really?
00:24:23What is it?
00:24:24Well, I told Dr. Hardy you're moving to Oakdale.
00:24:28Thinking about it.
00:24:29They're thinking about moving to Oakdale.
00:24:31Not after they hear this.
00:24:33Anyway, he's retiring next month and he thinks you'd be perfect to take over his practice.
00:24:37Are you serious?
00:24:41Wow, this could be a good opportunity for us.
00:24:42Yes, a good opportunity for Andrew to commute five hours to his job.
00:24:47I don't know, Alex.
00:24:48This is all happening pretty fast.
00:24:50But it's the only way we're going to be able to afford a house.
00:24:52And if we're going to have kids...
00:24:53You're going to have kids?
00:24:55Oh, this is perfect.
00:24:57I can look after them for you.
00:24:59Oh, let's toast to seal the deal.
00:25:02Here's to Oakdale.
00:25:12I bought you the Adams house.
00:25:14What?
00:25:15What?
00:25:16What?
00:25:17It was going to be a surprise, you know, for your wedding.
00:25:19Unfortunately, this whole silly Oakdale thing has forced me to show my hand.
00:25:25Mom, that's too generous.
00:25:28Yes, that's, uh...
00:25:29That's way too generous.
00:25:30You shouldn't do that.
00:25:32Oh, it's nothing you wouldn't do.
00:25:36Brie, I don't know what to say, except...
00:25:39Thank you so much.
00:25:42I really love you for this.
00:25:43Oh, and I love you too.
00:25:45Or so dear, would you pour Melina another glass of wine?
00:25:51Calling Edie, aren't you?
00:25:52You know it.
00:25:56Hi, honey.
00:25:57You remember Bradley and his wife Maria?
00:25:59They dropped by for dinner.
00:26:02How fun.
00:26:03Can I ask you something about the trash cans?
00:26:07Excuse me?
00:26:08What is that miserable SOB doing here?
00:26:15I already took the job at the community center.
00:26:17I know.
00:26:17Just listen to what Bradley has to say,
00:26:19and if at the end of the evening you're still not interested,
00:26:22I support you completely.
00:26:24Deal?
00:26:25If it'll get you off my back, deal.
00:26:31After I got concessions from the union,
00:26:33I laid off a third of the workforce,
00:26:35outsourced another third,
00:26:37and a year later, I sold the company for twice what I paid for it.
00:26:40Wow, impressive, huh, Carlos?
00:26:42Very.
00:26:43It'll be a great story to tell all the other CEOs in hell.
00:26:46Carlos, be nice.
00:26:47No, it's fine.
00:26:49Just taking care of my kids.
00:26:51Yeah, I've got a picture of them in my purse.
00:26:54Want to see how many you can name?
00:26:56More wine, Maria?
00:27:00So, Bradley, if Carlos were to come work for you,
00:27:03what would a typical week look like?
00:27:05Oh, that's a high-end deal-making.
00:27:07International travel.
00:27:08Oh, yeah.
00:27:09We travel all over the world together.
00:27:11It is so fun sitting alone in a five-star hotel
00:27:15while your husband is out crushing the third world
00:27:17under the heel of his jack boot.
00:27:19You hear that, Carlos, five-star hotels?
00:27:25Listen, Bradley, really appreciate the offer, but I told you.
00:27:29I already have a job.
00:27:31Why can't you do your work with the deaf on the weekends?
00:27:33First of all, because they're blind.
00:27:36You tell them.
00:27:38Um, honey, Bradley's right.
00:27:40You could take this job and do your charity work in your free time.
00:27:42No, don't listen to her.
00:27:44You are a good man, and you are going to help people.
00:27:47And even if you never end up making a penny,
00:27:49you'll be worth more than this soulless bastard.
00:27:51I work very hard to provide for you and the kids,
00:27:54and I would like a little respect.
00:27:56Well, you know what I would like?
00:27:58A big divorce.
00:27:59So, is eye care included in the health plan?
00:28:07Because that's obviously a big issue for Carlos.
00:28:23Daddy misses you so much.
00:28:26I'm so sorry.
00:28:29Daddy, I'm so sorry.
00:28:30Bye-bye.
00:28:32I miss you too.
00:28:33So, I'll be growing up so very soon, honey.
00:28:37It's just a little, Tina, that little girl.
00:28:42You look so beautiful.
00:28:44I missed you so much.
00:28:46We're going to be together.
00:28:47We promise you, it's a date.
00:28:48It'll be funny, isn't it?
00:28:50Bobby, you know what's the date?
00:28:52I'm sorry.
00:28:56You scared me.
00:28:56Who are you talking to?
00:29:01No one.
00:29:04I heard you.
00:29:07Hey, please.
00:29:11I'm not feeling well.
00:29:13Who the hell are you talking to?
00:29:15Leave me alone.
00:29:17Why did you turn down here?
00:29:31I thought we were going to the store.
00:29:41Mom, what is this place?
00:29:53Before I became a mother, I didn't know it was possible to love another human being so completely.
00:30:01And with that love comes this need to protect you.
00:30:04It wasn't a decision I made.
00:30:08It's primal.
00:30:09It's just something in my DNA.
00:30:11Whatever it is.
00:30:13It makes me not care about myself.
00:30:16And it reminds me
00:30:17that my reason for being on this planet
00:30:20is to look after you kids.
00:30:22Why are you telling me this?
00:30:29Yesterday, you said Warren Schilling will kill Porter if he gets the chance.
00:30:37I will never let that happen.
00:30:40Mom, where are we?
00:30:46See that bar?
00:30:48Warren Schilling goes there every night.
00:30:52Tonight, when he leaves,
00:30:57I'm going to do what I have to
00:30:58to make sure my family is safe.
00:31:04So.
00:31:10I need you to get out now.
00:31:14You can't be in the car when this happens.
00:31:18Are you serious?
00:31:22You're going to run him over.
00:31:25Like I said,
00:31:26it's in my DNA.
00:31:33That could be him.
00:31:36Get out.
00:31:36Get out.
00:31:40Get out.
00:31:41Stop it.
00:31:42I get it.
00:31:43I'll call Porter and tell him
00:31:44he doesn't have to worry about Mr. Schilling.
00:31:47And you
00:31:48will convince him
00:31:50to come back home.
00:31:59Shut the door.
00:32:06So, remember how you said
00:32:15I just had to hear Bradley out
00:32:17and then whatever I decided,
00:32:18you'd support me?
00:32:20Well, you may be surprised,
00:32:21but I am ready to render my decision.
00:32:26Let me lay it out for you.
00:32:28Either I do something fulfilling
00:32:29or I help other people
00:32:31and feel good about myself
00:32:32or I take a job I hate
00:32:34where I make a lot of money,
00:32:35but it eats my life
00:32:36and crushes my soul.
00:32:38Hang on.
00:32:39Before you do that,
00:32:40let me lay it out for you.
00:32:42Either you
00:32:43let your family
00:32:44continue to sacrifice
00:32:45so you can feel good
00:32:46about yourself
00:32:47or you grow up
00:32:49and make real money
00:32:52and look after us
00:32:54like we've been looking after you
00:32:55for the past five years.
00:32:57You know what these jobs are like, Abby.
00:32:59I'd never be home
00:33:00and when I was,
00:33:01I'd be tired
00:33:02or irritated.
00:33:03It will take a toll
00:33:04on all of us.
00:33:05It took a toll on us
00:33:06when we couldn't pay
00:33:06the gas bill, Carlos.
00:33:08It took a toll on us
00:33:09when Juanita was sent home
00:33:10from daycare
00:33:10because the check bounced.
00:33:12But I handled it
00:33:13and now it's your turn
00:33:14to handle it.
00:33:16Gabby,
00:33:17please don't make me do this.
00:33:18Bradley.
00:33:38Hey, it's Carlos.
00:33:40Well, I've done some thinking
00:33:42and I actually...
00:33:45I want that job
00:33:49if it's still on the table.
00:33:56Yeah.
00:33:57I was surprised, too.
00:34:01Sounds great.
00:34:06See you, Mike.
00:34:13Susan, I just made tea.
00:34:14Come on in.
00:34:16Lee, um...
00:34:18Oh, there's just no graceful way
00:34:20to ask this,
00:34:21so I'm just gonna say it
00:34:23straight out.
00:34:25When you spent the night,
00:34:27didn't we get it on?
00:34:35You gods, no.
00:34:36Are you insane?
00:34:36Oh, so nothing happened
00:34:39between us?
00:34:39Hello, gay?
00:34:40Listening to opera
00:34:41in a kimono?
00:34:42What more do you need to know?
00:34:43Oh, thank God.
00:34:46You know,
00:34:47when I woke up
00:34:47next to you yesterday,
00:34:48I just didn't know
00:34:49what to think.
00:34:50But why would you think that?
00:34:52Because you were mad at Bob
00:34:53and I told you about
00:34:54how I sometimes
00:34:55sabotaged my relationship.
00:34:56Well, you didn't.
00:34:59Not this time, anyway.
00:35:00Yay.
00:35:02Now I can move in
00:35:04with Jackson
00:35:04with a clear conscience.
00:35:06Good.
00:35:07Good.
00:35:08Wait, so I just,
00:35:09I have to ask,
00:35:10why exactly
00:35:11are you moving in
00:35:12with Jackson?
00:35:14Because
00:35:14he loves me.
00:35:17Do you love him?
00:35:20I'm getting there.
00:35:23Do you think
00:35:23maybe you should
00:35:24wait until you've arrived?
00:35:28Mike and I
00:35:29will never get back together.
00:35:30I know that now.
00:35:31And I really
00:35:33need to move on
00:35:35with my life.
00:35:37You know
00:35:38moving on
00:35:38doesn't have to mean
00:35:39moving in.
00:35:40Jackson has made
00:35:41it pretty clear
00:35:41that he doesn't do good
00:35:42with long-distance relationships.
00:35:44I could lose him.
00:35:45So lose him.
00:35:46I'm not good alone.
00:35:47I need a man
00:35:47in my life.
00:35:48But why?
00:35:49We're so useless.
00:35:51But you are
00:35:52fun to dance with.
00:35:53Yeah.
00:35:53I think
00:36:01you should
00:36:01tell Jackson
00:36:01you're not ready.
00:36:03And if he
00:36:03ends up leaving
00:36:04then hell
00:36:04I will dance
00:36:05with you.
00:36:06At least
00:36:07until someone
00:36:07better comes along.
00:36:08How does that sound?
00:36:12If this is your
00:36:13attempt at betting
00:36:14me again
00:36:14Ms. Meyer
00:36:15I'm going to
00:36:15have to ask
00:36:16you to leave.
00:36:23Come on man
00:36:26mom really wants
00:36:26to talk to you
00:36:27just for five seconds.
00:36:29Do it for me
00:36:30okay?
00:36:34Sweetie
00:36:34where are you?
00:36:35I don't want
00:36:35to tell you.
00:36:36Porter?
00:36:37You have got
00:36:37to come home
00:36:38everything will be fine
00:36:39I promise.
00:36:40How?
00:36:41Either Warren
00:36:42Schilling kills me
00:36:42or I end up in jail.
00:36:44We can get
00:36:45a restraining order
00:36:46to protect you
00:36:47and Bob thinks
00:36:48there's a good shot
00:36:48at getting the case
00:36:49dismissed.
00:36:50You know
00:36:50I've been reading
00:36:51the fairview papers online
00:36:52everybody thinks
00:36:52I did it.
00:36:53there is not
00:36:54a shred of evidence
00:36:54against you
00:36:55when people see that
00:36:56they will be on your side
00:36:57just like we are
00:36:59sweetie
00:37:00you have to trust me
00:37:02I do trust you
00:37:03it's just I
00:37:03don't fall for it
00:37:05kiddo
00:37:06I trusted her once
00:37:07and look where
00:37:08it got me
00:37:09Good morning
00:37:15Is it?
00:37:17I didn't get a lot
00:37:18of sleep
00:37:19Yeah about last night
00:37:22but I'm sorry
00:37:24Let me stop you
00:37:25right there
00:37:25I don't need
00:37:27an apology
00:37:27I need an explanation
00:37:28and
00:37:31if you can't
00:37:34give me one
00:37:35I'm thinking
00:37:37we're finished
00:37:38Look
00:37:39I'm just
00:37:39stressed out
00:37:40Stress doesn't
00:37:42make you talk
00:37:43to people
00:37:43who aren't there
00:37:44What is going on?
00:37:49Okay
00:37:49Before we met
00:37:56I was married
00:37:56to someone else
00:37:57but she died
00:38:01and last night
00:38:03she was
00:38:04sort of on my mind
00:38:06You were married
00:38:09before
00:38:10She's dead
00:38:12Edie
00:38:13What does it matter?
00:38:14Oh it matters
00:38:15You have until tonight
00:38:24to get your things together
00:38:26then I want you
00:38:28out of my house
00:38:29Everyone needs
00:38:37a lovely home
00:38:38in suburbia
00:38:39Mostly
00:38:40so the neighbors
00:38:41will never suspect
00:38:42what's going on
00:38:44inside
00:38:45Behind these
00:38:48freshly painted
00:38:49walls
00:38:49you will find
00:38:50parents
00:38:52racked with guilt
00:38:53Wives
00:38:58tired of struggling
00:38:59Lovers
00:39:04who have been
00:39:05lied to
00:39:06Yes
00:39:12Everybody needs
00:39:14a lovely home
00:39:15in suburbia
00:39:16If for no other
00:39:20reason than
00:39:21to have a place
00:39:22to come home to
00:39:26Previously on
00:39:34Desperate Housewives
00:39:35A call was made
00:39:37Sweetie where are you?
00:39:38I don't want to tell you
00:39:39If Porter doesn't show up
00:39:40for court
00:39:40we're gonna lose
00:39:41our restaurant
00:39:42A guy threatens
00:39:43to kill your son
00:39:43and that's what
00:39:44you're worried about?
00:39:44And his one love affair
00:39:46blossomed
00:39:47Another
00:39:47You were married
00:39:49before
00:39:50She's dead
00:39:50I want you
00:39:51out of my house
00:39:52Withered on the vine
00:39:53Mike Delfino
00:39:54has to pay
00:39:55for taking you
00:39:56away from me
00:39:56I want him
00:39:57to lose
00:39:58what I lost
00:39:59It had been a long
00:40:06journey for David
00:40:07Williams
00:40:08And though it began
00:40:10years ago
00:40:10he remembered
00:40:12every step of it
00:40:13Walking outside
00:40:16his front door
00:40:17to find a policeman
00:40:19with news of a car crash
00:40:21Running into the hospital
00:40:25only to be told
00:40:26his wife and daughter
00:40:27had died
00:40:28Being dragged
00:40:32into a psychiatric facility
00:40:33after his mental breakdown
00:40:35Strolling into a hotel
00:40:39weeks after being released
00:40:41and bumping into
00:40:42a beautiful blonde
00:40:44Marching down the aisle
00:40:47with the woman who
00:40:48as it turned out
00:40:50once lived
00:40:50on the same street
00:40:51with the man
00:40:52who had killed
00:40:53his family
00:40:54But his bride
00:40:58was now unhappy
00:40:59and Dave Williams
00:41:01was worried
00:41:01that his dream
00:41:02of revenge
00:41:03had been destroyed
00:41:04Luckily for Dave
00:41:07Fate was about
00:41:09to take some steps
00:41:10of its own
00:41:11Hey Dave
00:41:12What's going on?
00:41:15Edie and I
00:41:16had a fight
00:41:16I'm thinking
00:41:18you're giving her time
00:41:18to calm down
00:41:19I think I'm looking
00:41:21for a place to stay
00:41:22while she's looking
00:41:22for a lawyer
00:41:23Oh man
00:41:24I want to say
00:41:26something helpful
00:41:27but all I got
00:41:28is that sucks
00:41:29That it does
00:41:30So where are you headed?
00:41:33Oh it's such a nice night
00:41:34I thought I'd
00:41:35walk to that motel
00:41:36on the interstate
00:41:37Might as well enjoy
00:41:38the stars
00:41:39while my life falls apart
00:41:40Well
00:41:42it's getting late
00:41:43Hey why don't you
00:41:46stay with me
00:41:47Really?
00:41:52I wouldn't want to impose
00:41:54Dave
00:41:55you saved my life
00:41:57I owe you
00:41:59Now that you mention it
00:42:02I guess you do
00:42:03Come on in
00:42:07And just like that
00:42:09Dave's dream of revenge
00:42:11was salvaged
00:42:12Lead the way
00:42:13Rumi
00:42:14And he started to feel
00:42:17his long journey
00:42:18would soon be over
00:42:20At 9.02 the next morning
00:42:32Edie Williams began
00:42:34calling her friends
00:42:35to let them know
00:42:36something humiliating
00:42:37had happened to her
00:42:38By 9.06
00:42:41her friends
00:42:43had begun to arrive
00:42:44just so they could hear
00:42:45the juicy details
00:42:47So he was married before
00:42:49you don't kick a man
00:42:50out for that
00:42:51No
00:42:53but you do
00:42:54for never mentioning it
00:42:56And especially
00:42:58when I laid out
00:42:58my entire past
00:43:00Emphasis on the word
00:43:01laid
00:43:01Exactly
00:43:03Gabby gets it
00:43:04Well maybe they were
00:43:05only together a short time
00:43:06and she didn't mean
00:43:06anything to him
00:43:07I doubt it
00:43:09since he walks around
00:43:09muttering to her ghost
00:43:11You know what would
00:43:13lift your spirits
00:43:14We should all do
00:43:14a spa weekend
00:43:15Yeah
00:43:16Let's do that
00:43:17I appreciate the offer
00:43:18but I think I'm better off
00:43:20getting lost in my work
00:43:22Well maybe I can help you
00:43:24Think you can rent
00:43:26my house out?
00:43:27What?
00:43:29Jackson
00:43:29got a teaching job
00:43:31at the college
00:43:31in Riverton
00:43:32and
00:43:32I'm going with him
00:43:34Wait you're moving?
00:43:37I know it's sudden
00:43:39but I feel really good
00:43:41about this
00:43:41and it's only two hours away
00:43:43so it'll still be like
00:43:44we're practically next door
00:43:45I am so happy for you
00:43:46but we're going to miss you
00:43:48Oh don't worry about us
00:43:49Jackson is so great
00:43:51You are making the right choice
00:43:53Absolutely
00:43:55Come here you
00:43:56I can't believe you're leaving
00:44:03Hey
00:44:09What are you down here?
00:44:10You want to come do my life?
00:44:12Well I figured
00:44:12since Mike's letting me crash here
00:44:14it's the least I can do
00:44:15Oh that's very nice
00:44:16and brave
00:44:17Mike takes a lot of pride
00:44:19in his yard
00:44:20Yeah
00:44:20Look at those roses
00:44:21Every time I walk by here
00:44:23I just want to steal one
00:44:24Yeah
00:44:24Let me cut you one
00:44:25Oh no
00:44:25Couldn't
00:44:26You wouldn't like that
00:44:28Hey you
00:44:29What's up?
00:44:31Not much
00:44:32Got a call from Dylan
00:44:34Her husband's traveling more
00:44:36for his business
00:44:36and doesn't have anybody
00:44:37to help her with the baby
00:44:38He's trying to push me
00:44:40to move out to Baltimore
00:44:41So what'd you say?
00:44:44Just that I think about it
00:44:46What do you think
00:44:48I should do?
00:44:48Well if she really needs your help
00:44:51I guess you should help her
00:44:53Well I don't know
00:44:54that she needs it honestly
00:44:55I think she's just lonely
00:44:57Of course
00:45:01it would be nice to be closer
00:45:03But is that a good enough reason
00:45:05to uproot my whole life here?
00:45:09What do you think?
00:45:13I'm not sure
00:45:14It's up to you
00:45:15I know
00:45:16I just thought you might
00:45:18have an opinion
00:45:19Oh shoot
00:45:22I'm expecting a call
00:45:24from a supplier
00:45:24I'll talk to you later
00:45:26A second thought
00:45:37I'm sure we won't even notice
00:45:39it's gone
00:45:40Of course
00:45:45this new landscaping
00:45:46will require
00:45:47an updated irrigation system
00:45:48which I'm happy
00:45:49to take care of
00:45:50Bree
00:45:50you bought us a house
00:45:51we can't let you do
00:45:52all this too
00:45:52Nonsense
00:45:53it's a small price to pay
00:45:54to make your home
00:45:55more beautiful
00:45:55I insist
00:45:56Yes
00:45:57It's gonna be here tomorrow
00:45:58Woohoo
00:45:59Larson
00:46:00take it easy
00:46:01Impossible
00:46:02Soon I
00:46:03the grill master
00:46:04will christen
00:46:05a brand new barbecue
00:46:06You seem pretty excited
00:46:07about a grill
00:46:08Oh it's so much more
00:46:09than that young man
00:46:10This is the prairie fire turbo
00:46:12It's 122,000 BTUs
00:46:15of char broiling power
00:46:16Look out cattle
00:46:17You think you're excited
00:46:19just imagine the salesman
00:46:20who overcharged you
00:46:21Well Bree
00:46:22I got a very good deal
00:46:24He only thinks
00:46:24he got a good deal
00:46:25because the salesman
00:46:26threw in one of those
00:46:27kiss the cook hats
00:46:28And a temperature sensing
00:46:30barbecue fork
00:46:31Well that sounds good
00:46:33Don't encourage him
00:46:35Orson is a horrible negotiator
00:46:38He's never met a sticker price
00:46:39he didn't like
00:46:39Oh no Bree
00:46:40It's true
00:46:41There's a reason
00:46:42the local car dealers
00:46:43send you a fruit basket
00:46:44every Christmas
00:46:45Now hush
00:46:46Bree could you please
00:46:50not do that
00:46:51Do what?
00:46:53It's just
00:46:53when you talk
00:46:54to your husband that way
00:46:55it really pushes
00:46:57a button for me
00:46:58My mom used to do that
00:46:59and it drove my dad away
00:47:01I think he was tired
00:47:04of being emasculated
00:47:05Did I mention
00:47:11it has a rear-mounted
00:47:11rotisserie rack?
00:47:12What exactly
00:47:13are you saying Alex?
00:47:14I'm saying
00:47:15if you're
00:47:16going to be rude
00:47:16to your husband
00:47:17could you just
00:47:17not do it in front of me?
00:47:24So rotisserie huh?
00:47:26Yeah
00:47:26good for chicken
00:47:28rolled roast
00:47:30legs of lamb
00:47:31This thing
00:47:32is so advanced
00:47:32I could probably
00:47:33use it to make soup
00:47:34I'm sorry
00:47:37Daddy has to work
00:47:38Girls what is going on?
00:47:40You're going to
00:47:40miss your plane
00:47:41They're upset
00:47:43They're not used
00:47:43to me being away
00:47:44Oh for God's sakes
00:47:45Girls it's not like
00:47:46he's going off to war
00:47:47He's going to be back
00:47:47tomorrow
00:47:48Why can't Daddy
00:47:50work here?
00:47:51Because Daddy
00:47:51has a new job
00:47:52that's going to
00:47:52make us lots of money
00:47:53We don't need
00:47:55lots of money
00:47:56Hey
00:47:56what did I say
00:47:57about that kind
00:47:57of language?
00:48:01Look
00:48:01girls
00:48:02Daddy's going to
00:48:03be home tomorrow
00:48:04in time for dinner
00:48:05You can call me
00:48:06whenever you want
00:48:06Okay?
00:48:08And the best part
00:48:10is you get to
00:48:11spend a whole day
00:48:12with just mommy
00:48:12Oh hello Mr. Fishman
00:48:23I'm coming in
00:48:24Watch the wheels
00:48:25Boy you just
00:48:26had to put a rug
00:48:27here
00:48:27Uh is everything
00:48:31okay?
00:48:32It's about your
00:48:32damn son
00:48:33Porter?
00:48:35How the hell
00:48:35do I know?
00:48:36He's got red hair
00:48:37and he's got a face
00:48:38you just want to slap
00:48:39and he's driving
00:48:40my sister crazy
00:48:41What are you
00:48:42talking about?
00:48:43The retirement home
00:48:44Your kid has been
00:48:46staying in your mom's
00:48:46room
00:48:47What?
00:48:49Muriel thought
00:48:49he was just visiting
00:48:50but he's been there
00:48:51for a week
00:48:52Oh
00:48:53Now the rules
00:48:57clearly state
00:48:58no visiting
00:48:58after dark
00:48:59Tom
00:49:01I know where
00:49:02Porter is
00:49:02he's hiding
00:49:03at my mother's
00:49:04Oh hiding my ass
00:49:05he's not hiding
00:49:05he's living there
00:49:06he even stole
00:49:07my sister's orange juice
00:49:09I'll take care of it
00:49:09Thank you
00:49:10Call Bob
00:49:11Tell him we can
00:49:12make the hearing
00:49:12tomorrow
00:49:13Nobody can sleep
00:49:14there because
00:49:14he's got that
00:49:15TV blaring
00:49:15all night long
00:49:16Look Tom
00:49:17I can't talk now
00:49:18Just call Bob
00:49:19I'm going over there
00:49:20now
00:49:20Okay bye
00:49:21Parker I'm going to
00:49:22be back in an hour
00:49:22Mr. Fishman
00:49:23thank you so much
00:49:24Well don't just
00:49:31stand there
00:49:32Make me a sandwich
00:49:34One more thing
00:49:41Could you see
00:49:42about having
00:49:42the basement
00:49:43cleared out
00:49:43The last time
00:49:44we went down
00:49:44there was filled
00:49:45with mildewed boxes
00:49:46Oh I'll take care
00:49:47of that
00:49:47There's nothing
00:49:48worse than
00:49:48having old junk
00:49:49around
00:49:49Edie
00:49:50Case in point
00:49:53Edie
00:50:00Edie
00:50:03Do you not
00:50:04hear me
00:50:04Yeah
00:50:05I heard you
00:50:06Why do you think
00:50:07I kept walking
00:50:08Looks like the
00:50:10mailman switched
00:50:11our mail again
00:50:11Do you have mine
00:50:12Yep
00:50:13It's in my garbage
00:50:14Come by and grab
00:50:15it at your convenience
00:50:16What is wrong
00:50:18with you
00:50:18I asked everyone
00:50:23over this morning
00:50:24because I had
00:50:25this huge thing
00:50:25to share
00:50:26about kicking
00:50:26my husband out
00:50:27and you
00:50:28prance in
00:50:29with your
00:50:29me and Jackson
00:50:30are moving
00:50:30to a fairy castle
00:50:31I'm sorry
00:50:33I thought
00:50:34we gave your
00:50:34latest breakup
00:50:35the three seconds
00:50:36of shock
00:50:36it deserved
00:50:37Get the hell
00:50:38out of here
00:50:39Gladly
00:50:40What have you done
00:50:44Nothing
00:50:45It's locked
00:50:46Do you have a key
00:50:49In my purse
00:50:50Which I left
00:50:53in the kitchen
00:50:54Does anyone
00:50:55know you're here
00:50:55No
00:50:57I'll pay
00:50:58Help
00:50:59Somebody help me
00:51:01I'm here
00:51:02Juanita it's time
00:51:06for your bath
00:51:07I'm watching my movie
00:51:09You've seen it
00:51:10a hundred times
00:51:11She loses her shoe
00:51:11The prince finds it
00:51:12End of story
00:51:13Let's go
00:51:13I'll go
00:51:14when I'm ready
00:51:15Hey
00:51:20It's not finished
00:51:21It is for you
00:51:22Now move
00:51:23Juanita Solis
00:51:26I am not kidding
00:51:27Okay
00:51:29It does it
00:51:31Nita
00:51:32If you think
00:51:36I'm not going to
00:51:37drag you to the bathroom
00:51:38you are sadly mistaken
00:51:39You're never going to make it
00:51:41Oh yes I will
00:51:42My rage is filling me
00:51:43in ways you can't imagine
00:51:44What's wrong
00:51:47Your rage just needs
00:51:50to catch his breath
00:51:51Okay
00:52:01Okay
00:52:02I am willing to forget
00:52:04this entire incident
00:52:05If you just go jump
00:52:06in that bathtub
00:52:07right now
00:52:07What do you say
00:52:08I'm going to scrub
00:52:14that smug look
00:52:14right off your face
00:52:16Oh my back
00:52:22Where is he?
00:52:43I'm sorry
00:52:45I'm sorry
00:52:45Have we met
00:52:46Wait
00:52:50You're the girl
00:52:53who stuck me here
00:52:54three years ago
00:52:55You come by
00:52:56every Christmas
00:52:57and look at your watch
00:52:58while I unwrap
00:53:00the socks
00:53:00you bought me
00:53:01on the drive over
00:53:02Do you know
00:53:03Do you know
00:53:03what's going on
00:53:04with Porter
00:53:04The fire
00:53:04The arrest
00:53:05Yes
00:53:07I read the newspapers
00:53:08Everybody's crying
00:53:10for that poor kid's blood
00:53:11No
00:53:12No
00:53:12We have this
00:53:13great lawyer
00:53:13He thinks he can
00:53:14get the case thrown out
00:53:15Oh
00:53:15Really
00:53:16I didn't realize that
00:53:18Uh
00:53:18Porter
00:53:20Come out from under the bed
00:53:21Mommy's here
00:53:22to take care of you
00:53:23Just like she took care of me
00:53:25Okay
00:53:27I know you're mad
00:53:29I know we have a lot
00:53:30to hash out between us
00:53:31but don't take your hate
00:53:32for me out on your grandson
00:53:34Now where is he?
00:53:37He's safe
00:53:38I heard Muriel Fishman
00:53:41rat me out to her brother
00:53:43so I made sure
00:53:45that Porter cleared up
00:53:46Mom
00:53:47This is wrong
00:53:49Please
00:53:50Sucks to feel powerless
00:53:53doesn't it Lynette?
00:53:58Please
00:53:59Help
00:54:00Oh
00:54:02Please
00:54:04Wow
00:54:06I'm getting a really
00:54:08unpleasant picture
00:54:08of what you're like
00:54:09in the old sack of Rooney
00:54:10I face it
00:54:13Meyer
00:54:13We're stuck
00:54:14I gotta get out
00:54:16I'm supposed to be meeting
00:54:17the moving company
00:54:18What?
00:54:22Keep talking about
00:54:24how you're going to
00:54:25move away
00:54:26and be with Jackson
00:54:26I hear stupidity
00:54:28makes time go faster
00:54:29So now
00:54:31me wanting to be
00:54:32with the man I love
00:54:33is stupid
00:54:33And needy
00:54:35and pathetic
00:54:36and
00:54:36kind of hilarious
00:54:38But there's one thing
00:54:39it's not Meyer
00:54:39That's unexpected
00:54:41What are you getting at?
00:54:44Have you ever
00:54:45in your life
00:54:46been without a man?
00:54:48Of course I have
00:54:49When?
00:54:50I don't know
00:54:51I'm not sure
00:54:52What are you doing?
00:54:58Making
00:54:58a calendar
00:55:00Edie
00:55:01Oh come on
00:55:02we've got nothing
00:55:03but time
00:55:03and I assume
00:55:04you don't want to
00:55:05make out
00:55:05so
00:55:06First boyfriend
00:55:07Todd Schaefer
00:55:16I was 14
00:55:17And why did you
00:55:21and Hot Toddy
00:55:22break up?
00:55:23He dumped me
00:55:24during math class
00:55:25And how long
00:55:27did it take you
00:55:27to start dating
00:55:28somebody else?
00:55:29This is
00:55:30a stupid exercise
00:55:31I refuse to
00:55:32When was it?
00:55:33Lunch
00:55:34It was lunch
00:55:35You know
00:55:41I'm feeling
00:55:41a bit randy
00:55:42tonight
00:55:42What do you say
00:55:43we make a little love?
00:55:44Well we've got
00:55:4515 minutes
00:55:46till the news is on
00:55:47Why not?
00:55:51I still can't
00:55:52get over the way
00:55:53Alex behaved
00:55:54this morning
00:55:54Emasculating
00:55:57I've never heard
00:55:57such nonsense
00:55:58Don't you think so?
00:56:03Well I thought
00:56:03the manner in which
00:56:04Alex made his point
00:56:05was inappropriate
00:56:06But?
00:56:08I wouldn't say
00:56:09it was nonsense
00:56:10You can be
00:56:12a little tough
00:56:12sometimes
00:56:13Tough
00:56:14It's not a word
00:56:16I would use
00:56:16to describe myself
00:56:17Nobody blames you
00:56:19Bree
00:56:19You run a business
00:56:20You have to be
00:56:20formidable
00:56:21Sometimes
00:56:22if that frame
00:56:23of mind
00:56:23carries over
00:56:23into your personal
00:56:24life
00:56:24it's only to be
00:56:25expected
00:56:25I don't think
00:56:26I'd do that
00:56:27I know you don't
00:56:29It's not worth
00:56:31getting upset about
00:56:31Andrew and I
00:56:33are used to it
00:56:33I'm sure in time
00:56:34Alex will get
00:56:35used to it too
00:56:35Now
00:56:37On to more pleasant
00:56:39things
00:56:39Even though it's
00:56:40my turn
00:56:41I don't mind
00:56:42if you're on top
00:56:43I think we forgot
00:56:53one
00:56:53Ah
00:56:53Didn't you date
00:56:56somebody after you
00:56:57stole Carl away from me?
00:56:59Ron
00:56:59Dr. Ron
00:57:00Are we done?
00:57:02Yep
00:57:03Here it is
00:57:04The history of your love life
00:57:06Proof that you can't be
00:57:07happy without a man
00:57:07This is not proof of anything
00:57:09Seven boyfriends
00:57:10through high school
00:57:11and college
00:57:12Only
00:57:1341 days single
00:57:15What does that tell you?
00:57:18My grades sucked
00:57:19It's a cry for help
00:57:21Meyer
00:57:21And it doesn't get much better
00:57:23into the many decades
00:57:24of your adulthood
00:57:25Hey
00:57:28I was single
00:57:29for several months
00:57:30after Carl
00:57:30and after Mike
00:57:31But that wasn't
00:57:33of your choosing
00:57:34They dumped you
00:57:35I know
00:57:39It's hard to look
00:57:40in the mirror
00:57:41Have you ever
00:57:42looked in your mirror
00:57:43Edie?
00:57:44You're famous
00:57:45for the number
00:57:45of men you've conquered
00:57:46Thank you
00:57:47It's not a compliment
00:57:48you tramp
00:57:49Okay
00:57:50I am not going
00:57:51to take relationship tips
00:57:52from a woman
00:57:53who has hooked up
00:57:54with
00:57:55what is it?
00:57:56Over a thousand men?
00:57:57Okay
00:57:57that's true
00:57:58I enjoyed the 80s
00:57:59but the difference is
00:58:00I go after men
00:58:01because I want them
00:58:02You go after them
00:58:03because you need them
00:58:05That is not much
00:58:05of a distinction
00:58:06Yes it is
00:58:07You have holes
00:58:08in your heart
00:58:09that can only be filled
00:58:10by a pair of trousers
00:58:11Face it Meyer
00:58:14You're weak
00:58:15Porter wasn't there
00:58:23and she won't tell me
00:58:25where he is
00:58:25Did you tell her
00:58:27that he can end up
00:58:28in jail?
00:58:29Of course I did
00:58:30Lynette you're really upset
00:58:31Just hang up
00:58:32and come home
00:58:32She's so angry at me
00:58:35She's never going
00:58:36to tell us
00:58:36where he is
00:58:37Lynette?
00:58:43Lynette!
00:58:48We need to find
00:58:50Lynette Scarbo
00:58:51Let me check
00:58:52This is all my fault
00:58:53She was so worked out
00:58:55when she left my room
00:58:55I'm not finding
00:58:57a Lynette Scarbo
00:58:57Oh my god
00:58:59does that mean
00:59:00she's dead
00:59:00No
00:59:01No
00:59:02That means
00:59:03she outsmarted
00:59:04her mom
00:59:05My god
00:59:07Porter
00:59:07we missed you
00:59:08so much
00:59:08I don't understand
00:59:12I thought you
00:59:12were in an accident
00:59:13No sweetie
00:59:13I was driving
00:59:14home last night
00:59:15talking with your dad
00:59:16on the phone
00:59:16and two cars
00:59:17in front of me
00:59:17had an accident
00:59:18and I thought
00:59:18damn
00:59:19that could be me
00:59:20and then I thought
00:59:21that could be me
00:59:23You scared the hell
00:59:26out of the courier
00:59:26sorry but we had
00:59:27to get you back
00:59:27you've got to be
00:59:28in court by five
00:59:29No I don't want
00:59:30to go to jail
00:59:30Porter listen to me
00:59:31Bob talked to the judge
00:59:32he thinks he can get
00:59:33them to drop the charges
00:59:34I don't know
00:59:36if I should believe you
00:59:37You're gonna have to
00:59:38Okay
00:59:46Great
00:59:46Come on
00:59:47let's go
00:59:47That was a rotten thing
00:59:51you did Lynette
00:59:51I thought you were dead
00:59:56Yeah
00:59:58well
00:59:59what can I tell you
01:00:00I learned from the best
01:00:01Celia
01:00:08Juanita
01:00:09I am not gonna ask you
01:00:11again to pick up
01:00:11these clothes
01:00:12You've got to the
01:00:13count of three
01:00:14One
01:00:15Two
01:00:17Three
01:00:19You can hear me right
01:00:23Yeah
01:00:24Yeah
01:00:25Alright that's it
01:00:26I'm calling your father
01:00:27Whoo
01:00:28You are gonna get it now
01:00:30He is gonna tear into you
01:00:32It is gonna be a bloodbath
01:00:38Hey babe what's up
01:00:39It's your children
01:00:40They run amok
01:00:41What
01:00:42Now that you've gone back
01:00:43to work they won't
01:00:44listen to me
01:00:45They know you're not
01:00:46in the next room
01:00:47ready to drop the hammer
01:00:48Help me
01:00:49How?
01:00:49I'm in a meeting
01:00:51Okay
01:00:52I'm gonna put you on speaker
01:00:53and I want you to rip
01:00:54them a new one
01:00:55I'm with clients
01:00:56I don't have time for this
01:00:57Wait
01:00:58I gotta go
01:01:00Carlos
01:01:01Carlos
01:01:02I think he hung up
01:01:03I think he hung up mommy
01:01:04Can you bring us a lemonade?
01:01:10Hi Mike
01:01:11Hey sorry I'm late
01:01:12Where's Catherine?
01:01:13A headache
01:01:14She sends regrets
01:01:15Do you mind if I grab a beer?
01:01:17Uh yeah
01:01:18In the test kitchen
01:01:19In the test kitchen
01:01:20Beer sounds good
01:01:21I think I'll grab one too
01:01:22Excuse me
01:01:28So
01:01:29Catherine not feeling well huh?
01:01:30Yeah
01:01:32I think she also might be
01:01:33a little miffed with me
01:01:37This about Baltimore?
01:01:38It's not that I want her to go
01:01:41Because I don't
01:01:44Why don't you tell her?
01:01:46I don't want to be the guy
01:01:47that comes between her and her daughter
01:01:48Not to mention a grandchild
01:01:50Oh
01:01:53I thought this was because
01:01:55I don't know
01:01:57Maybe you were still hung up on your ex-wife
01:01:59Susan?
01:02:02No
01:02:03No that's sober
01:02:05You sure?
01:02:09And most guys I talk to
01:02:10They say they only really fall in love once
01:02:13And even if it doesn't work
01:02:15They spend the rest of their lives
01:02:16Thinking about the one that they lost
01:02:18I always wonder if that's how you felt about Susan
01:02:22Why would you wonder about something like that?
01:02:24Oh I don't know
01:02:26You're my friend
01:02:27I care about you
01:02:30Well no
01:02:32In fact I
01:02:34Think I might be falling in love with Catherine
01:02:39Did you just
01:02:40Use the L word?
01:02:42Wow
01:02:43See I didn't realize it was that serious
01:02:46You know to be honest
01:02:48It didn't really hit me
01:02:49Until she said she might leave
01:02:58Where are our guests?
01:03:00Food's gonna get cold
01:03:03I'll go find them
01:03:05And bring some steak sauce
01:03:06Oh you're not gonna need any sauce with these babies
01:03:09They are seasoned to perfection
01:03:11Bring it
01:03:13Well there's no sense in waiting
01:03:15Dig in
01:03:16Oh dear
01:03:21Are they overcooked?
01:03:23No they're well done
01:03:25That's the way I like them
01:03:26Marie what do you think?
01:03:28Oh I really couldn't say
01:03:30You couldn't say if your meat is overcooked?
01:03:33No I wouldn't want to upset anyone
01:03:37Don't worry you won't upset me
01:03:39I don't think she was referring to you
01:03:47Well it's just that grilling is such a manly pastime
01:03:50If I suggested that Orson somehow failed to produce the perfect steak
01:03:53You might see it as another example of emasculation
01:03:56I see you're not gonna let that go are you?
01:03:59Well for all I know telling Orson his steak tastes like charcoal might be deballing him
01:04:03You know Bree you can make your point and still be nice
01:04:07You know what else would be nice Alex?
01:04:10Showing gratitude when people have been generous with you
01:04:13Don't listen to her Alex she's not mad at you
01:04:16She's mad at me and the meat
01:04:20Gratitude? What do you mean by that?
01:04:22I mean I bought you a house
01:04:24You'd think you'd show me a little respect
01:04:26Seriously? You're bringing up the house?
01:04:28Well why not? It was a fairly grand gesture on my part
01:04:30Yes and one that apparently comes with strings
01:04:34If by strings you mean I won't let you be rude to me in my own house
01:04:37Then yes
01:04:39You know what?
01:04:41I think I'm going to have to decline your grand gesture
01:04:45Keep the house
01:04:52What's wrong?
01:04:55Orson burnt the steaks
01:05:00Susan?
01:05:02How can you tell if pickles have botulism?
01:05:04Ah what the hell I shoot this stuff into my forehead
01:05:07Oh
01:05:10Forget it
01:05:12I'd rather starve for a day or two
01:05:15By then you'll be dead
01:05:17And I can use your remains as a source of protein
01:05:20Oh come on that was funny
01:05:23You know
01:05:25Maybe I do feel incomplete without a man
01:05:28But I
01:05:30Wouldn't trade places with you for anything
01:05:32You wanna know why?
01:05:34No but I'm trapped so knock yourself out
01:05:36It's the way you are with men
01:05:38They're like tissues
01:05:40You use one and toss it away and then you're on to the next one
01:05:42At least I'm looking for something real
01:05:47So you think this happy ending crap that you believe in is real?
01:05:52Please
01:05:54I know what men are really like
01:05:56Really?
01:05:58Well when I was 16 my dad had an affair with this woman who had a ten year old daughter
01:06:00And one day he told my mom and me that he was leaving us for them
01:06:12Oh my god
01:06:14No talking
01:06:16A week later he comes to the house to get his stuff
01:06:19And my mom didn't want to see him so we went to the movies
01:06:23Now I had this horse figurine collection
01:06:26Plastic, glass, ceramics, hundreds of them
01:06:31Anyway
01:06:33We come back from the movies
01:06:35And my dad had taken all his stuff
01:06:37So I go into my bedroom
01:06:39And something seems different
01:06:42And then I realize
01:06:44All of my horses were gone
01:06:49My mom called my dad and screamed
01:06:52And all he said was I was too old for them
01:06:54And that his girlfriend's daughter would appreciate them more
01:07:04Can you believe that? What a fungus
01:07:08Oh god, are you crying?
01:07:13It's just...
01:07:15Now I get it
01:07:18Get what?
01:07:20All these years
01:07:22I have judged you and
01:07:24It is not your fault
01:07:26Come here
01:07:28You are the way you are because of your father
01:07:33Ow!
01:07:35Edie, what the hell?
01:07:37Don't psychoanalyze me you simp
01:07:39I was just trying to tell you how selfish men are
01:07:40And I was just trying to be nice and give you a free pass for being such a big slut
01:07:47Ow!
01:07:49Ow!
01:07:51Ow!
01:07:53Edie!
01:07:55Okay girls, pick up your toys and put them in the basket before dinner
01:07:57Dinner's not for two hours
01:08:00Hey!
01:08:01I've had enough of your crap, now pick up these toys
01:08:07No!
01:08:09Okay Juanita, what is going on here?
01:08:11Why are you being so difficult?
01:08:13When daddy asks you to do something, you just do it
01:08:15That's because I love daddy more
01:08:23What?
01:08:31Everything okay, Miss Solis?
01:08:42Yeah, just my kids
01:08:45They really know how to push my buttons
01:08:48Oh yeah, I got a couple monsters at home too
01:08:52The key is, you gotta be the bigger monster
01:08:55Well unfortunately, they're not afraid of me
01:08:58Oh, that's bad
01:09:00Fear is the foundation of all good parenting
01:09:03You gotta practice your big boys
01:09:05Finish that broccoli now!
01:09:07See how that works?
01:09:09Yeah, it's very effective
01:09:11Wow
01:09:13Hey, you got an extra 15 minutes?
01:09:16Do it!
01:09:18Faster!
01:09:20Faster!
01:09:21I wanna see this place sparkle
01:09:23Mommy!
01:09:25Is that on my hands girls?
01:09:26Word got out that you were disobeying and they sent Reggie over
01:09:29Who sent Reggie over?
01:09:31Well, I know how much you love him
01:09:34But, it was your daddy
01:09:37Enough chatter!
01:09:39Keep moving!
01:09:44When they're done, you want me to make them back in?
01:09:46If you wouldn't mind
01:09:51Guess
01:09:52Oh, come on, Edie, I said I was sorry
01:09:55Guess
01:09:57July?
01:09:59Wrong! March!
01:10:01Man, you're bad at this
01:10:03Guess
01:10:07Hey, Mrs. Williams, I didn't know you were down here
01:10:09Oh, thank God we've been locked in here all night
01:10:12Really?
01:10:13Good thing I came out and checked the rat traps then
01:10:15Oh, I'm glad I forgot about those until now
01:10:18Uh, Meyer
01:10:20I, uh, would appreciate it if you wouldn't talk about what we talked about
01:10:27I wasn't planning to
01:10:29Good, because I'll deny it if you do
01:10:31I won't
01:10:33And I'll kill you
01:10:35Goodbye, Edie
01:10:37Oh, I'll bring your mail over when I get home
01:10:41Thanks
01:10:47Hey, Mom
01:10:51I just came by to tell you that the judge threw out Porter's case for lack of evidence
01:10:55Isn't that great?
01:10:59Mom
01:11:00I did not put you in here to punish you
01:11:03I didn't have a choice
01:11:06You had a choice
01:11:08No, I didn't from the moment Glenn died, you were out of control
01:11:12It's true you lost all that money in Vegas
01:11:15You started drinking again
01:11:17And how many times did I go to your condo only to find you asleep on the sofa with a cigarette in your mouth?
01:11:22No, I won't apologize for bringing you here, I did it because I love you
01:11:27Then why don't you come visit me?
01:11:30It's not a very pleasant experience
01:11:32So I yell a little, so I toss a few curse words your way, big deal
01:11:38Last time I came you threw pudding at me
01:11:40I'm an angry old woman, Lynette, what do you expect?
01:11:43Here's a thought, stop being angry
01:11:45How?
01:11:47I can't make a friend in this place without having them drop dead of a stroke five minutes later
01:11:51I feel like hell, every time I look in the mirror I want to scream
01:11:54My anger is all I've got left, baby
01:12:00If I let go of that, it's over
01:12:03I know it, the ballgame won't be over
01:12:06The ballgame is going to end whether you like it or not
01:12:12I would like to be here with you for whatever time you have left
01:12:16But for that to happen, things have to change
01:12:26Would you come visit me more often?
01:12:30At least twice a week, and sometimes I'd bring the kids
01:12:33I'd like that
01:12:39You know, they turned out really good
01:12:44How'd you learn how to be such a good mom?
01:12:48How'd you learn how to be such a good mom?
01:12:52I have no idea
01:12:58Well, now that you're here, why don't you stay and we can talk a while?
01:13:02Get my flask out of the drawer
01:13:05Hey, I can't be nice, forgiving and sober all at the same time
01:13:09Hey
01:13:17Daddy! Daddy!
01:13:19Missed you guys
01:13:22Wow, you're really helping mommy, huh? That's great
01:13:25The scary man told us we had to
01:13:30We don't even know the guy
01:13:32He left a flyer in our mailbox, you let him do your parenting?
01:13:35Hey, you're the one who told me to get creative
01:13:36This wasn't what I meant!
01:13:39Easy for you to say!
01:13:41They told me they love you more than me
01:13:43And when I was running things, they said they loved you more
01:13:48Really?
01:13:50Oh
01:13:52So don't get your feelings hurt, and stop asking strangers to discipline our kids
01:13:56I wouldn't have to if you would do it
01:14:00So you want me to go to work all day, go out on business trips
01:14:03And what little time I have here with the girls, you want me to spend screaming at them?
01:14:08Just for the first 15 minutes after you walk in the door
01:14:10Then it's Carlos time!
01:14:12Forget it! This was the arrangement you wanted, you made me take this job!
01:14:15I just wanted us to have a normal life!
01:14:18Well guess what, sweetie? Dad's unhappy at work, Mom's home with the screaming kids
01:14:23You got one!
01:14:24Oh good! You're back!
01:14:33Can we talk?
01:14:35If it's about work, yes
01:14:38If it's about what happened at the barbecue, no
01:14:41Fine then, as my employee, I authorize a five minute break so we can talk about my son's boyfriend and his absurd overreaction this afternoon
01:14:48That's it, I'm out of here
01:14:50Andrew, please! You were there, Alex started the whole thing, you need to tell him to stop criticizing me
01:14:55I'm not getting in the middle of this
01:14:57If you have a problem with Alex, you tell him
01:15:00I tried, he won't listen to me
01:15:02Don't you mean obey?
01:15:04He's not your son
01:15:06He's not your husband, he's not your employee
01:15:09Not everyone has to listen to you
01:15:13I'll do this tomorrow
01:15:14We'll do this tomorrow
01:15:35I got the flowers
01:15:36They were from you, right?
01:15:45Oh yeah
01:15:46I just have a minute and I don't want to get into a whole thing with you
01:16:07This won't take long
01:16:09I don't want to fight anymore, please
01:16:11Just take the house
01:16:16I don't know how else to say this
01:16:19What happened yesterday is going to happen again
01:16:21It's not going to be the last time we fight because that's who we are
01:16:27Let's not make it worse by living on top of each other
01:16:32Alex
01:16:35I'm going to tell you something I haven't told anybody, not Orson, not Andrew
01:16:40Just you
01:16:47I know that I've changed since my business took off, but I didn't want to admit it
01:16:52I've watched myself become selfish, impatient, rude
01:16:57I was never the type to suffer fools gladly, but now I seem to find fools everywhere
01:17:04And I don't want to be that way
01:17:06I need someone who isn't afraid to speak out
01:17:10To call me out when I cross those lines
01:17:13And I would love it if you would be that person
01:17:21Did my mother-in-law just give me permission to criticize her?
01:17:25Yes, I did
01:17:31I'm a lucky guy
01:17:32Edie
01:17:40Edie
01:17:42Listen, um
01:17:44I'm not happy about you lying to me
01:17:47But I think what we have is real and
01:17:50I'm not ready to throw it away
01:17:53Really?
01:17:55Don't tell anyone
01:17:57But I'm at the point in my life where I could use a happy ending
01:18:04I'll get my stuff
01:18:07Hello?
01:18:23Jackson, hi. Do you have a sec?
01:18:25Sure. Something wrong?
01:18:27No, nothing's wrong. Just...
01:18:29We need to talk about this move
01:18:32At 5.15 that afternoon, Edie Williams began calling her friends to inform them that her husband had come home
01:18:44Sadly, she never got through to any of them
01:18:48Gabrielle never picked up
01:18:51She was too busy watching her children being told they had to obey their mother
01:18:56And trying not to smile
01:18:59Lynette wasn't home when Edie called
01:19:03She was with her mother
01:19:05Laughing and sharing stories about the old days
01:19:09And enjoying every minute of it
01:19:12Brie was outside showing her future son-in-law color samples for the home she had bought him
01:19:20And smiling politely when they disagreed
01:19:23And Susan?
01:19:27Well, she didn't answer because she was sitting in her favorite chair with a cup of tea
01:19:33Learning to enjoy for the first time in her life
01:19:37What it was like
01:19:39To be alone
01:19:40What's this move?
01:19:41Live Philosophy
01:19:58How to case your spouse
01:20:00To be alone
01:20:01Anything missing alone?
01:20:03He was alone