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00:00:00Okay, so I've stopped at five herb shops, but I finally found some I of Newt.

00:00:09So, if it's good enough for Shakespeare's witches, I think it'll help us put a serious debt in coal.

00:00:13Look, we've tried everything to vanquish him, but nothing works, okay?

00:00:16So I just say we watch our backs and get on with our lives.

00:00:19Speaking of which, do you think I of Newt would work on the woman that's trying to sue me?

00:00:23Is she demonic?

00:00:24Well, she's demonically stupid.

00:00:26Paige, I am seriously worried that I'm going to lose my job over this.

00:00:30For giving bad advice in your column?

00:00:32No, the advice wasn't bad.

00:00:33I never told her she should leave the guy at the altar.

00:00:35Either way, what happened to freedom of the press?

00:00:38Well, apparently some dirtbag lawyer is finding a way around it.

00:00:48Paige?

00:00:54Paige, are you okay?

00:00:55Paige?

00:00:58Paige, are you okay?

00:00:58Paige, you can hear me?

00:00:59You okay?

00:01:04Paige, Paige?

00:01:08Paige?

00:01:17Paige?

00:01:19Paige?

00:01:19cold

00:01:34how'd it go it was beautiful was the other driver hurt oh yeah good now you'll do is a little

00:01:43mind-controlling witnesses and maybe a cop and we're golden let's get out of here no time for

00:01:51one little dance kaya i was waiting for you earlier i'll make it up to you boss you know what i want

00:02:13so

00:02:20so

00:02:25I am the sun and the air

00:02:49I am human and I need to be loved

00:02:56Just like everybody else does

00:03:01See I'm already waiting to know

00:03:10And all my hope is good

00:03:14Are you sure you don't want to call Leo?

00:03:40No no it's just a mild concussion and besides I don't deserve to be healed

00:03:46I know better than to talk on the phone on drive I don't know what I was thinking

00:03:49Do you remember what happened?

00:03:51I was speaking to Phoebe and then the next thing I know the car just started spinning out of control

00:03:55It's kind of like my career

00:03:57Oh honey it's not that bad is it?

00:03:59I think it is

00:04:00The newspaper's lawyers want to meet with me and I don't think it's because they're huge Phoebe fans

00:04:04Well I'll see you in your career and raise you in my club

00:04:07The health inspector's coming back today and the plumbing just exploded again

00:04:10What is going on with us? Is mercury in retrograde?

00:04:14Have you thought about using a magical band-aid?

00:04:15I'd do it in a heartbeat if I wasn't afraid of the personal gain consequences

00:04:18See this is why demons always have the upper hand

00:04:21You know? They can use their magic whenever they want to

00:04:24Yeah well you know that's what separates good from evil

00:04:27Yeah I know that but it's still very tempting

00:04:29I mean you could fix your plumbing I could turn some lawyers into toads

00:04:33Aunt Phoebe little Wiccans have very big ears that can hear you

00:04:37Oh I'm sorry baby I was only kidding

00:04:41Mostly so you're gonna be okay because I have to go get fired now

00:04:45You are not getting fired and I'm fine

00:04:47From your mouth to God's ears

00:04:49Keep on my little niece

00:04:51You're smashing me

00:04:52I love you

00:04:53Get off me

00:04:54This is no segue but you and I need to talk about vanquishing coal

00:04:59Because we don't have enough problems at the moment

00:05:02No because he's actually our biggest problem at the moment

00:05:04Okay look at Phoebe's totally beating her down

00:05:07I don't know she seemed kind of cheerful considering the state of her career

00:05:10That's this wonderful thing called denial

00:05:12Okay the Phoebe I know would never roll over for lawyers like that

00:05:16And this morning when I was talking to her about vanquishing coal

00:05:18She told me I was wasting my time

00:05:20I'm telling you she is off

00:05:21All right okay already we'll spend the afternoon with our noses in potions

00:05:26But can I go save the sole source of our income first?

00:05:28Yeah I go I'll see you later

00:05:30Are you okay to orb?

00:05:32I am perfectly fine to orb

00:05:33Go

00:05:34All right

00:05:34Paige Matthews?

00:05:40Yeah?

00:05:42You're under arrest

00:05:43Melanie hit and run

00:05:47She's going down

00:05:49NP3?

00:05:51Uh health inspector's there

00:05:53Our guys are in place

00:05:54Uh I gotta say

00:05:57Using the law to bring down the charmed ones was genius sir

00:06:00I'll never figure it out

00:06:01Oh they will figure it out

00:06:03It'll just be too late

00:06:04The Halliwell Manor

00:06:06The doorway to the spiritual nexus

00:06:09All the power that we need

00:06:11Oh man

00:06:12Right under the witch's house

00:06:13Who knew?

00:06:15I did

00:06:15Is that why they're so damn strong?

00:06:18Eh partly

00:06:19The nexus packs a punch

00:06:20But the power can go either way

00:06:22In good hands

00:06:23Good gets a power boost

00:06:24But when we tap into it

00:06:26Evil spreads

00:06:27How far?

00:06:29Far enough

00:06:29The police

00:06:30The politicians

00:06:31And Phoebe

00:06:32She will be consumed by evil

00:06:35And she will finally give in to our love

00:06:37And then I'll torture and kill her sisters

00:06:40And we'll live happily ever after

00:06:41Sir I thought the point of all this

00:06:43Was to give you the power to reorganize the underworld above ground

00:06:46Yes it is

00:06:48It is

00:06:48But to be united

00:06:50Evil must have a happy leader

00:06:51And for me to be happy

00:06:52I need

00:06:53Phoebe what are you doing here?

00:06:55I came to see you baby

00:06:56I thought we could have a little picnic

00:06:59Hmm

00:07:02Kinda

00:07:03What the hell do you think you're doing?

00:07:07Dan how'd you know it was me?

00:07:10Well for starters

00:07:11Phoebe hates me

00:07:12And she doesn't drink

00:07:14And she uses a little less tongue

00:07:16Since when does a stripper follow a guy back from work?

00:07:19Hey hey hey

00:07:20Dax go easy

00:07:20She's got a little crush

00:07:21With all due respect sir

00:07:23Kieran demons are manipulative vixens

00:07:25And this one has an agenda that goes way beyond

00:07:28A little crush

00:07:29Sure

00:07:29She can smell power

00:07:31Can't you Kaya?

00:07:32Maybe if she wants to be my new queen

00:07:34Just send this one away

00:07:37And I'll prove my worth

00:07:38I'm afraid I can't

00:07:41I'm in love with someone else

00:07:42But I can give her to you

00:07:44I can be her

00:07:46No

00:07:48You're good for the occasional dance

00:07:51But beyond that

00:07:51I need the real thing

00:07:52Alright you heard him

00:07:53Get out

00:07:54And stay going

00:07:55Otherwise I'll make sure you do

00:07:56Not like that

00:08:00Go out the way you came in

00:08:04In this office we keep up appearances

00:08:06You want me

00:08:09I can feel it

00:08:11Insolent

00:08:15Hot though

00:08:17Oh no

00:08:20No no don't do that

00:08:21Come on

00:08:21You've got to give me another chance

00:08:22And why is that?

00:08:24Because

00:08:25Because

00:08:26Because

00:08:26Because we've been in business nearly four years

00:08:28And we haven't failed an inspection yet

00:08:30Well I'd have to disagree with that Mr. Wyatt

00:08:32You failed two this week

00:08:34Yeah but this week has been bad

00:08:36Like strangely bad

00:08:37And we'll have the plumbing fixed tomorrow

00:08:38So

00:08:39Can't you just come back then?

00:08:41Well your record has been impeccable until now

00:08:43Whoa

00:08:44Hello

00:08:44Rats too

00:08:47No

00:08:47No we don't have rats

00:08:49Wait

00:08:49They don't live here

00:08:51They're just

00:08:52Trying to ruin my life

00:08:53Rodent infestation takes longer than a day to clear up

00:08:56Close down

00:08:57Address the problem

00:08:58And we'll schedule another inspection in a few weeks

00:09:01I won't need another inspection in a few weeks

00:09:03Because if I stay closed that long

00:09:05I'll be out of business

00:09:05Sorry

00:09:06There's nothing I can do

00:09:07Alright well I'll show you out

00:09:09Where are you?

00:09:12Hate you

00:09:13Hate you

00:09:13Go home

00:09:14Get out of here

00:09:15You plague spreading club ruining rodents

00:09:17I will get you

00:09:19Piper

00:09:21What are you doing?

00:09:23Diminishing the rodent population

00:09:25Obviously

00:09:25Come on honey

00:09:26We're gonna get through this

00:09:27Yeah we will

00:09:29But the club won't

00:09:31How can this be happening?

00:09:33I mean I know I've neglected the club since I've been pregnant

00:09:36But not this much

00:09:37These things happen

00:09:38It's just bad luck

00:09:39No it is more than bad luck

00:09:41It is sabotage

00:09:42It is

00:09:43It's demonic

00:09:46What?

00:09:48Oh yeah

00:09:48Phoebe's lawsuit

00:09:50Paige's accident

00:09:52Now that's it

00:09:53It's all part of it

00:09:55It has to be

00:09:55Why?

00:09:56Because I said so

00:09:57And if not we're losing the club

00:09:58Which is just not an option

00:10:00Damn

00:10:10She missed me by this much

00:10:11This way please

00:10:14Miss Matthews

00:10:15No film

00:10:23She's trying to file in the cabin

00:10:24She's not going anywhere

00:10:27Why?

00:10:33Why am I not going anywhere?

00:10:34You've always helped us before

00:10:35With your other problems

00:10:37This is not others

00:10:38I am not so sure

00:10:39Paige

00:10:40I didn't do what they're saying

00:10:41I did

00:10:42And if anybody's trying to set me up

00:10:44It would be a de-

00:10:44Others

00:10:45Officer Garcia is not others

00:10:47Nor is he in league with any others

00:10:49He's a good cop

00:10:50And he has saved my ass

00:10:51On many an occasion

00:10:52Oh my god

00:10:53I think I see what's going on here

00:10:55Phoebe's lawsuit

00:10:56Papers club

00:10:57You have to get me out of here

00:10:59Otherwise it's just gonna get worse

00:11:00Listen

00:11:01I am a lieutenant now

00:11:02I can't just bend the rules

00:11:03Like I used to

00:11:05Even if I could

00:11:10This is legal problems

00:11:11You know

00:11:11I can't just make those go away

00:11:13We can't just make it go away

00:11:20She has a strong case for malice

00:11:22I don't understand

00:11:23How does she have a strong case?

00:11:25She is claiming

00:11:26That as a result of your own

00:11:27Bitter divorce

00:11:28You've made it your mission

00:11:30To destroy other marriages

00:11:31That is ridiculous

00:11:32If you have any doubts

00:11:36Any doubts at all

00:11:37I suggest you flee

00:11:38At the speed of a baby cheetah

00:11:39At suppertime

00:11:40I was using hyperbole

00:11:42I know that

00:11:43But she's collected

00:11:44Dozens of similar clips

00:11:45And she's threatening

00:11:46To go to the press

00:11:46With her story

00:11:47And as a newswoman

00:11:48I can tell you

00:11:49It's a good story

00:11:51Okay well

00:11:51Isn't controversy good for sales?

00:11:55It may be good for the Enquirer

00:11:57But I've worked very hard

00:11:59To build this paper

00:12:00Into a respectable news source

00:12:01Can't we just pay her off?

00:12:03We have to have insurance

00:12:04For this type of thing right?

00:12:05She doesn't want money

00:12:07She wants you fired

00:12:09It's like she's on

00:12:10Some kind of vendetta

00:12:11I'm sorry Phoebe

00:12:12I have to suspend you

00:12:14Without pay

00:12:15While our lawyers

00:12:16Try to work this out

00:12:18Call

00:12:24Excuse me

00:12:26Daryl

00:12:30Have you heard from Paige?

00:12:31Because she was supposed

00:12:32To come straight home

00:12:33To the hospital

00:12:33But

00:12:34Paige is in jail

00:12:34We tried to call you

00:12:36But

00:12:36What?

00:12:36What for?

00:12:37What for?

00:12:38Reckless endangerment

00:12:39And fell in the head and run

00:12:40What?

00:12:45Oops

00:12:46You have got to be kidding me

00:12:48Paige

00:12:48Daryl said you were in jail

00:12:49Oh I am

00:12:51I mean I was

00:12:52I will be

00:12:53Just as soon as I figure out

00:12:54What demon is doing this to me

00:12:55You just disappeared from jail

00:12:57No

00:12:57I put pillows in the bed first

00:12:59It always worked at my parents house

00:13:02Paige

00:13:02What?

00:13:03You weren't going to help me

00:13:04So I had to help myself

00:13:05Whether you believe it or not

00:13:06There is a demon behind this

00:13:08At two o'clock

00:13:12They're going to come get you

00:13:13For your bail hearing

00:13:14If you're not there

00:13:16That's my ass

00:13:18Everybody knows we're friends

00:13:20They're going to just think

00:13:21I just let you go

00:13:22I will be there

00:13:24At two o'clock

00:13:25See ya

00:13:35Okay

00:13:36He hates me

00:13:37Yeah

00:13:37He does

00:13:38But for what it's worth

00:13:39I'm with you

00:13:40Leo's doing the elder thing

00:13:42Oh let me guess

00:13:43You didn't pass inspection

00:13:44Nope

00:13:45Let's just cut to the chase

00:13:46Shall we

00:13:47Our problems are legal right

00:13:48Who's the only demonic lawyer

00:13:49That we know

00:13:50Cole

00:13:51And he has gone off

00:13:52The deep end lately

00:13:53But how is Roening

00:13:54Our lives going to help

00:13:55Him get Phoebe back

00:13:56I don't know

00:13:57But until we figure it out

00:13:58We should keep her out of it

00:13:59You slimy son of a bitch

00:14:02Phoebe is that you?

00:14:04What are you evil and blind?

00:14:06Yeah it's me

00:14:07Look why don't you just admit

00:14:08That you're behind this

00:14:09Admit it so I could use magic

00:14:11To fight you

00:14:11I don't know

00:14:12I don't know what you're talking about

00:14:14Cole

00:14:16My career is the most

00:14:18Important thing to me

00:14:19Okay so is that your plan

00:14:20To take it away from me

00:14:21So that I come running to you

00:14:22For comfort

00:14:23Phoebe I love you

00:14:25And I don't know

00:14:26What's going on

00:14:27But maybe I could help

00:14:29Would you like me

00:14:30To kill someone for you

00:14:32Or your boss perhaps

00:14:34Hey hey hey hey hey

00:14:38Hey

00:14:39I might not be able

00:14:41To use magic but

00:14:42You're sexy when you're mad

00:14:43You know

00:14:43I can't wait until

00:14:44I get to kiss you again

00:14:45Cole

00:14:46I will never be with you again

00:14:47I hate you

00:14:48I hate you

00:14:50Do you get that?

00:14:51Hate is good

00:14:52It's passionate

00:14:53Intense

00:14:54It's

00:14:55It's a breath away

00:14:56From love

00:14:56She's great

00:15:05What do you want?

00:15:20Just to give you what you want

00:15:22So what are we going to do?

00:15:38We're going to tell him

00:15:39We're on to him

00:15:39And it's not going to work

00:15:40I can't believe I saw

00:15:54What I just saw

00:15:55I'll believe it

00:15:56Because I saw it too

00:15:57How?

00:15:58Why is she kissing him?

00:16:00I don't know

00:16:00But I said we go back in there

00:16:01And we pull her out

00:16:02By her hair

00:16:02No

00:16:03No

00:16:03We can't make a scene

00:16:05Okay

00:16:06We need a plan

00:16:06Okay

00:16:07Here it is

00:16:09We go home

00:16:10We vomit

00:16:11And?

00:16:13That's all I got so far

00:16:14Okay

00:16:14Oh come on baby

00:16:20It was just getting good

00:16:22Not good enough

00:16:23You'll never be as good

00:16:25As the real Phoebe

00:16:25And you should stop trying

00:16:26You're right

00:16:27I'll never be as good

00:16:29I'll be better

00:16:30I know tricks

00:16:32The real Phoebe's

00:16:32Never even heard of before

00:16:34I've been patient with you

00:16:36Up until now

00:16:37This is the last time

00:16:39I'm going to say this

00:16:40Leave and don't come back

00:16:43You don't know

00:16:46What you're missing

00:16:47Hey

00:16:58What did I tell you?

00:17:00Cole has some serious work to do

00:17:02And I will not have you

00:17:03Distracting him

00:17:03Cole

00:17:04What the hell?

00:17:05Who are you?

00:17:05Get it through your thick head

00:17:06The leader of the underworld

00:17:07Will never have a whore

00:17:08As his queen

00:17:09Did you just call me a whore?

00:17:13Kaya?

00:17:17There's not

00:17:17There's no

00:17:18Are you sure?

00:17:19Leo

00:17:19We saw Phoebe and Cole

00:17:21Tongues locked

00:17:22Hands groping all over each other

00:17:24Okay

00:17:25Didn't need the visual

00:17:26Well maybe he has her

00:17:28Under some kind of mind control

00:17:29I mean he can do that

00:17:30That's possible

00:17:30Right?

00:17:31Right

00:17:31I think right now

00:17:32He can do pretty much

00:17:32Anything he wanted

00:17:33Why?

00:17:34What do you mean?

00:17:35Well the elders have sensed

00:17:35A major surge in demonic activity

00:17:37And they think that evil

00:17:38Is organizing under a new leader

00:17:40Oh that's just great

00:17:41Because the last time

00:17:42Cole was the leader

00:17:43Of the underworld

00:17:43He took Phoebe as his queen

00:17:44And we were completely

00:17:45Blindsided by it

00:17:46That time too

00:17:47Oh my god

00:17:49That's why she didn't want me

00:17:49To try to vanquish him

00:17:50She was talking this morning

00:17:51About being tempted

00:17:52She was trying to warn us

00:17:54And we didn't even see it

00:17:55Okay

00:17:55This just cannot be happening

00:17:57People

00:17:57I mean Phoebe

00:17:57Would not do this to us

00:17:59I mean it cannot

00:18:00Cannot

00:18:00Cannot be happening

00:18:01Okay let's just calm down

00:18:03Okay the last time

00:18:04Phoebe was evil

00:18:05She was under the influence

00:18:06Of her demonic pregnancy

00:18:07So what you're saying

00:18:08That you think

00:18:08She's pregnant again

00:18:09No I just think

00:18:10That maybe we're

00:18:11Underestimating her

00:18:12Maybe there's something

00:18:13That we're missing

00:18:13We saw what we saw

00:18:15Okay well maybe

00:18:16She's under a spell

00:18:17Or maybe there was

00:18:18Some information

00:18:19That she wanted

00:18:20And she was using

00:18:20Sex as a tool

00:18:21Okay I like the sound

00:18:23Of that

00:18:23Slutty and manipulative

00:18:25That's better than evil

00:18:26Any day

00:18:26So let's not panic

00:18:27Let's talk to Phoebe

00:18:28And give her a chance

00:18:28To explain what's going on

00:18:29By the way

00:18:31Daryl called

00:18:31Oh

00:18:36She's not ready yet

00:18:38The judge won't wait

00:18:39Paige

00:18:40Oh hey guys

00:18:44What took you so long

00:18:45Coming Daryl

00:18:54I wouldn't have to hurt you

00:19:00If you stopped

00:19:01Trying to get away

00:19:01What happened

00:19:05I mistook her

00:19:08For the other one

00:19:08And I said

00:19:09Too much

00:19:10I thought I'd bring her

00:19:11Here until the end

00:19:12Of the operation

00:19:13Good thinking

00:19:15Well as much fun

00:19:21As this has been

00:19:22I'm sorry Phoebe

00:19:23But Dex is right

00:19:25I can't let you leave

00:19:26Leo

00:19:29Save your voice

00:19:31This place is magically

00:19:33Protected

00:19:34I can't have you people

00:19:36Sensing what I'm doing

00:19:37In here

00:19:38And now

00:19:40All the windows

00:19:41And doors are blocked

00:19:42And please

00:19:46Sweetie

00:19:46Just trust me

00:19:48On this one

00:19:48I don't want you

00:19:49Getting hurt

00:19:49Trying to escape

00:19:50Alright

00:19:52Don't call me

00:19:52Sweetie

00:19:53You can't hold

00:19:54A person prisoner

00:19:54And then call them

00:19:55Sweetie

00:19:56You know

00:19:58I didn't intend this

00:20:01I just can't have you

00:20:02Running off to your sisters

00:20:03And protecting the Nexus

00:20:05Okay

00:20:06It is way too important to us

00:20:08Wait

00:20:10The Nexus

00:20:10Dex didn't tell you about that

00:20:14No

00:20:14No he didn't

00:20:16He just told me

00:20:17You were trying to

00:20:17Reorganize the underworld

00:20:18Oops

00:20:19Don't be mad

00:20:20I only want the Nexus

00:20:22So that you can come back to evil

00:20:23And we can beat together

00:20:24Uh

00:20:24Cole

00:20:25I'm so sorry

00:20:26I had to involve your work

00:20:28I just needed you distracted

00:20:29While I ruined Piper's club

00:20:31And put Paige in jail

00:20:32Paige is in jail?

00:20:36Listen

00:20:36I'd love to stay and chat

00:20:37But all things considered

00:20:38I need to speed up my plan

00:20:39Look

00:20:40Cole

00:20:40My sisters

00:20:41Are gonna realize

00:20:41That I'm missing

00:20:42And Leo is gonna try to sense me

00:20:44And when he can't

00:20:44They're gonna come straight to you

00:20:46Um

00:20:48Look

00:20:49Thanks for the concern

00:20:49But I think I've got my bases covered

00:20:51I knew you'd want me again

00:20:55Ignore her

00:20:57Oh

00:20:58Oh my God

00:20:59Oh no not God

00:21:00Kaya

00:21:01Just listen to her voice

00:21:04You're sick you know that

00:21:05You need help

00:21:06I mean are you sleeping with me?

00:21:08I mean

00:21:09Her?

00:21:10You're sick you know that

00:21:12You need help

00:21:13Good

00:21:14Oh my God

00:21:16Oh my God

00:21:17Excellent

00:21:18Come on Kaya

00:21:20Oh I'm gonna need this

00:21:23There's some leftover Chinese food in the fridge

00:21:28So if you don't want me

00:21:37Then what do you want?

00:21:38I want you to go to Phoebe's house

00:21:39And pretend to be her for a while

00:21:41Do your job well

00:21:42And you'll be amply rewarded

00:21:43For a while?

00:21:44Well why not just get rid of her

00:21:46And I could take her place forever

00:21:48Aside from the fact that I love her

00:21:50Phoebe's a charmed one

00:21:51She's protected by her powers

00:21:54You can't just kill her

00:21:55So don't get any silly ideas

00:21:56And stop playing with your hair

00:21:57Phoebe's more sophisticated than that

00:22:00Now

00:22:02Go to the house and lay low for a while

00:22:04I just need a little time to speed things up

00:22:06Did you sustain your injuries in an accident with Paige Matthews?

00:22:21Um

00:22:21Yeah

00:22:22I guess that was her name

00:22:24What are you?

00:22:25A lawyer?

00:22:26Yeah

00:22:27That and other things

00:22:28What?

00:22:30What?

00:22:36Sorry

00:22:40Nothing personal

00:22:42Oh

00:22:48Uh

00:22:49Hi Piper

00:22:50Hi Piper me

00:22:51I saw you

00:22:52I thought you said you were going to be calm

00:22:53I am calm

00:22:54You saw me what?

00:22:55Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about

00:22:57No

00:22:58Trust me

00:22:59It's not an act

00:22:59We saw you

00:23:01Making out with Cole

00:23:02Okay

00:23:07Well that's just not possible

00:23:08You see

00:23:09Because I'm pretty sure that I hate Cole

00:23:12Right?

00:23:13Phoebe

00:23:13I am pregnant

00:23:14I am emotional

00:23:15And I am freaking out

00:23:16And if you are back together with Cole

00:23:17Then that is just fine

00:23:18But do not deny what I just saw

00:23:19Okay

00:23:21Alright

00:23:22Then uh

00:23:23I'm back together with Cole

00:23:25What?

00:23:27What?

00:23:27How can you say that?

00:23:29Well

00:23:29I thought you said it was fine

00:23:30Well I didn't mean it

00:23:31And for God's sakes

00:23:32The man mummified you

00:23:33Whoa

00:23:34Seriously?

00:23:35Okay

00:23:36Something's not right

00:23:37Her memory seems gone

00:23:38Okay

00:23:39That's a good sign

00:23:40Now Phoebe

00:23:41Try and focus

00:23:42Does Cole have you under some kind of spell?

00:23:46Maybe

00:23:47Maybe

00:23:48Maybe is good

00:23:48Because magic we can fight

00:23:50Lust, desperation, insanity

00:23:51We cannot fight

00:23:52But magic we can fight

00:23:53Unless you've used your powers for evil

00:23:55Which you haven't

00:23:56Have you?

00:23:56No

00:23:57No

00:23:57I don't think so

00:23:58And that would be the worst thing ever

00:23:59Right?

00:23:59Well yeah

00:24:00We couldn't bring you back from that

00:24:01Okay

00:24:02So this is what we have to do

00:24:03You have to take away my powers

00:24:05So I don't misuse them

00:24:07Yes

00:24:07She's not evil

00:24:08You're not evil

00:24:09So you think Cole has you under his control?

00:24:12Well yeah

00:24:13And why else would I have kissed Cole?

00:24:16Oh my god

00:24:17What has he done to me?

00:24:19Oh no honey

00:24:20It's gonna be okay

00:24:21Yes it is gonna be okay

00:24:23It's gonna be okay

00:24:24Once you take away my powers

00:24:25You know

00:24:26Just to be safe

00:24:26Piper

00:24:27If you take away her powers

00:24:28She's gonna be really vulnerable

00:24:29But you guys can protect me right?

00:24:31Well I don't know

00:24:31If Cole is reorganizing the underworld

00:24:33You're gonna need the power of three

00:24:34No

00:24:35As long as we're the ones that take it away

00:24:37We can bring it back

00:24:38But if Cole's got Phoebe under his control

00:24:40Yes

00:24:40She's right

00:24:41I am my own worst enemy

00:24:43The sooner we weaken me the better

00:24:46Leo!

00:24:53Leo!

00:24:54Leo!

00:24:55Leo!

00:24:56Leo!

00:24:57Leo!

00:24:58Leo!

00:24:59Leo!

00:25:00Leo!

00:25:01Leo!

00:25:02Leo!

00:25:03Leo!

00:25:04Leo!

00:25:05This witch's power cannot fight the lure of evil's magic might

00:25:08Before misused slants her in hell, remove the powers of Phoebe Hallowell

00:25:12Well it wasn't my best work but it should have done the trick, are you okay?

00:25:25How do you feel?

00:25:27Um...

00:25:28Fine

00:25:29So the spell worked?

00:25:30Why wouldn't it?

00:25:31You know maybe you should try it out, try levitating

00:25:34What are you doing?

00:25:40Well...

00:25:41Well...

00:25:42Well I just thought I'd try everything

00:25:47So you can't levitate?

00:25:48No apparently not, that means the spell worked, right?

00:25:50I don't know, you're still kinda weird.

00:25:53Maybe the spell had a side effect?

00:25:55Or maybe I just feel sick because I had to kiss Cole.

00:25:59Ah, that's my girl.

00:26:01Yeah, maybe I need to go and rest for a little while, you know?

00:26:05That's a good idea.

00:26:06Okay honey, why don't you just lay down for a little while, do you want some tea or something?

00:26:14Tea sounds great.

00:26:15Tea.

00:26:16Yes.

00:26:21Tea.

00:26:22Who drinks tea?

00:26:23Knife in the panty drawer. My kind of girl.

00:26:44Poor little witchy lost her powers. I should just put you out of your misery.

00:26:53What are you doing here?

00:26:54I thought I should tell you that they know you're trying to reorganize the underworld.

00:27:01I didn't ask you to report to me. What were you doing to Phoebe?

00:27:05Well she's lying in the middle of the room. I was making sure she's okay.

00:27:09Since when have you been worried about her well-being?

00:27:11Since she means so much to you. What, do you actually think I'd be stupid enough to hurt her?

00:27:16That wouldn't make you happy, baby. And you know all I want to do is make you happy.

00:27:20If you want to make me happy, go do the job I ask you to do.

00:27:24Fine. Bossy boots. Whatever gets you off.

00:27:27And when the time comes, make sure that Piper goes to the bail bondsman.

00:27:30She'll refuse it first, but you can convince her.

00:27:33The bail bondsman?

00:27:34You'll figure it out. I'll go.

00:27:41Do it too.

00:27:43The air価値 will remain.

00:27:44The air価値 will be able tourposediliśmy,

00:27:48the air価値 will remain.

00:27:50The air価値 will remain.

00:27:52Yes, so you can see it now.

00:27:53The air価値 may lead the forceם.

00:27:57Going hurt the door, you can notice your head.

00:28:00On your way topiels, your Integrasia will remain.

00:28:03Are you okay?

00:28:21Phoebe?

00:28:27Didn't you hear me knocking?

00:28:28No, I was listening to music to help me relax.

00:28:31Why was the door locked?

00:28:33If that was Paige on the phone, things just get a whole lot worse.

00:28:38How did she die? I thought it was just a concussion.

00:28:42The doctors think there was a blood clot in her brain.

00:28:44It's all my fault.

00:28:45No, it isn't.

00:28:46Yeah, it is. I killed her.

00:28:48No, you didn't. Cole did.

00:28:50What?

00:28:50Look, I can't prove it, but we found out that he has Phoebe under some kind of mind control,

00:28:55which means he's probably behind all of this.

00:28:57That evil bastard.

00:28:58He's killing innocent people.

00:29:00All right, let's get you out of here. Come on, open this thing up.

00:29:02It's not going to be so easy.

00:29:05Why?

00:29:06When the other driver died, the judge charged Paige with a vehicular homicide.

00:29:11Set the bail of $50,000.

00:29:13Oh, my God. Where are we going to get that kind of money?

00:29:17It's after six. The banks aren't even open.

00:29:19Bail bondsman.

00:29:23We'll just go to a bail bondsman.

00:29:24Oh, you just go. Do that light thingy that you do. I will try to cover for you.

00:29:29What about your job?

00:29:30It doesn't matter. You know, I should have believed you in the first place. I will cover for you.

00:29:34No, because if they figure out that Paige is gone, she'll be in even more trouble. We'll go to a bail bondsman. That's what they're there for.

00:29:41Okay, you may be right, but you don't have to be so cheerful about it.

00:29:44I'm just saying we can't leave Paige in jail overnight. You know, that's exactly what Cole wants, I'm sure.

00:29:50For that kind of bail, you're going to need some heavy-duty collateral.

00:29:52You can't use a club because it's, you know...

00:29:55And we'll have to use the house.

00:30:00All right, this will cover the $50,000 bail.

00:30:06Sign here and here.

00:30:08And, uh, I'm going to need to hold on to the grant deed to your house.

00:30:11You'll get it back when the jailbird shows up for court.

00:30:15Oh, it'll be fine. Paige won't skip bail.

00:30:18All right, just, uh, sign there.

00:30:25This doesn't feel right.

00:30:27Yeah, well, it never does, lady.

00:30:30It never does.

00:30:33There's the receipt.

00:30:35Hold on to it.

00:30:37That's it. Your sister shows up for court.

00:30:40You pay me back, plus 10%.

00:30:43Let's go make this worth her while.

00:30:55Okay, people, let's move.

00:31:09The sooner we destroy Cole's headquarters,

00:31:11the sooner I feel better about this whole damn day.

00:31:13What's up?

00:31:15Piper, we've got a bit of a situation in here.

00:31:17Oops, I knew I forgot something.

00:31:20My mother always warned me about protecting my house from orbing.

00:31:23Your house?

00:31:25Yes.

00:31:27You've signed it.

00:31:28I have it.

00:31:29You could take me to court and try to evict me,

00:31:30but by then, it'll be too late.

00:31:33Too late for what?

00:31:34Cole, I don't know what you think you're doing,

00:31:36but we have the paperwork that says the house is ours

00:31:38unless Paige forfeits bail.

00:31:39Correction.

00:31:45I have the paperwork.

00:31:47Phoebe, what's going on?

00:31:51Oh, dear.

00:31:53I don't even get one little thank you kiss.

00:32:12You did well, and you'll be paid for your efforts later.

00:32:17Is this what a girl has to do

00:32:19to get a little attention around here?

00:32:20She hates you.

00:32:25You said it yourself.

00:32:27So why fight for her when I'm here for the taking?

00:32:31You know, Kai, I haven't killed you yet

00:32:32because I find you mildly entertaining,

00:32:34but soon the real Phoebe will be by my side,

00:32:37and I'm not too sure that she'll feel the same way.

00:32:39So in the interest of survival,

00:32:40I suggest you make yourself scarce.

00:32:41Or maybe I'll just make her scarce.

00:32:52Okay, I said something about hell,

00:32:54and I rhymed it with hell-o-will.

00:32:57How could you not keep a copy of the spell you used

00:32:59to take away our sister's powers?

00:33:00It was a crappy spell, okay?

00:33:01So I left it in the house, all right?

00:33:03Forgive me for not anticipating the demonic foreclosure.

00:33:06What does he want in the house anyway?

00:33:08Is he after the Book of Shadows?

00:33:09I still can't sense Phoebe.

00:33:10Oh, God, do you think she's even still alive?

00:33:13Cole wouldn't kill her, I don't think.

00:33:15What about floozy Phoebe?

00:33:16Maybe she's got something up her sleeve.

00:33:18Are you trying to help, or are you just gonna ramble?

00:33:19I'm just gonna ramble.

00:33:21All right, Paige, that's enough.

00:33:22Piper, you need to work on the spell.

00:33:23If Phoebe is still alive, she's gonna need her powers.

00:33:32You don't deserve him.

00:33:33How many times do I have to tell you I don't want him?

00:33:39I want the real Phoebe.

00:33:44I love the real Phoebe.

00:33:45You'll never be as good as the real Phoebe.

00:33:56What do you think, witch?

00:33:57Am I as good as you?

00:34:00Or better?

00:34:01Okay, all right.

00:34:04Look, I'm sure we can talk about this.

00:34:06I don't think so.

00:34:07See?

00:34:09I'm more of a looker than a talker.

00:34:11Oh, you're blonde.

00:34:12I should have known.

00:34:14This is gonna be fun.

00:34:20Your power!

00:34:21You were right.

00:34:34That was fun.

00:34:48Leo!

00:34:51I'm really sorry.

00:34:57Yeah, we're sorry.

00:34:58Sorry.

00:34:58Are you okay?

00:34:59It's okay.

00:35:00It's okay.

00:35:00I'm okay.

00:35:01I'm not mad.

00:35:02Well, maybe I'm a little bit mad.

00:35:03I mean, what took you guys so long, and what happened to my powers?

00:35:06Uh, well, she looked like you.

00:35:08And at the hospital, you said you were tempted, and that you didn't want us to vanquish him.

00:35:11Then we saw you making out with Cole, and we all get a little panicky.

00:35:14Excuse me, did you really think I was making out with Cole?

00:35:17We mentioned we were sorry?

00:35:18You guys, okay.

00:35:20Well, I'm assuming since you're standing out on the street, that means Cole's in the house.

00:35:23Yeah, but we don't know why.

00:35:25He wants the Nexus.

00:35:26Oh, no, he does not.

00:35:28Wait, didn't I read about that in the Book of Shadows?

00:35:30Isn't that what made you evil before?

00:35:32How does he know about that?

00:35:33He knows everything about us.

00:35:35Okay, look, if he wants its power, he's gonna have to open the Earth under the basement and take the shadow into him.

00:35:40Okay, so how do we stop him?

00:35:41Well, we can't.

00:35:43But once he has the shadow, there is a spell that can send it back into the Earth and hopefully take Cole with him.

00:35:48Yeah, but it has to be said over the Nexus in the basement.

00:35:51Great.

00:35:52There's only a whole load of demons in the house and a force field keeping us out.

00:35:55But the one good thing about Cole's little girlfriend, who is dead, by the way, she looks just like me.

00:36:03Wait a second.

00:36:04So you're gonna pretend to be her pretending to be you?

00:36:06If you go in there, you'll be vulnerable.

00:36:08To turning evil?

00:36:09Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's his plan.

00:36:12Look, you guys underestimated me once already today.

00:36:16Please don't do it again.

00:36:21She twirled her hair.

00:36:24A lot.

00:36:24She twirled her hair.

00:36:27Like this?

00:36:30Key.

00:36:31Going in.

00:36:39Hey, baby.

00:36:41Want to squirt a girl inside?

00:36:42Hi.

00:36:43You're still playing good, witch.

00:36:44It's the way the big man likes it.

00:36:46Sick.

00:36:50Hey, look who it is.

00:36:52Hi, boys.

00:36:53Did you miss me?

00:36:54All right.

00:36:55The entertainment's here.

00:36:57Hey!

00:36:59I'm sorry.

00:37:00I'm just, you know, saving the goods for Cole.

00:37:04Take my jacket, boys.

00:37:06Uh-huh.

00:37:08Step aside and let a lady buy?

00:37:10You're no lady, Kaya.

00:37:12And the boss sent you away.

00:37:14Yeah, but he didn't mean it.

00:37:16Come on, let me past.

00:37:17I'll let you past.

00:37:19If you can drop that witch act right now.

00:37:22I'm so happy you came.

00:37:49I am light.

00:37:50I am one too strong to fight.

00:37:53Oh, don't fight it, Phoebe.

00:37:55Let Eve will take you.

00:37:56Return to dark where shadows dwell.

00:37:58You can't have this, Halliwell.

00:37:59It's no use, Phoebe.

00:38:00So go away and leave my sight and take with you this endless night.

00:38:04Go away and die.

00:38:26Hey!

00:38:26Uh-huh.

00:38:27Uh-huh.

00:38:28My sweet Phoebe, I don't know how you did it, how you got past the force field, past the guards, but I love that you did.

00:38:44It's that fight that made me fall in love with you in the first place.

00:38:47I thought you were dead.

00:38:48So did I for a minute there, but now that I know the earth can't even hold me, I guess I'll just call the shadow and try again.

00:38:53You could do that.

00:38:55Hell, you could even turn me evil again.

00:38:58But you will never win, because I'll never come back to you.

00:39:02Phoebe.

00:39:03You just don't get it, Cole, do you?

00:39:04I thought you were dead, and I felt nothing.

00:39:07No pain, no love, nothing.

00:39:12I'm free.

00:39:15And when we do vanquish you, and we will, I'll never look back.

00:39:28Okay, where are they?

00:39:41Where are the demons?

00:39:42Sorry, my sweeties, but they're all dead.

00:39:45You didn't even leave us one?

00:39:47Well, there is one left.

00:39:49Believe me, there is one left.

00:39:50But, I was able to get back the house, and keep Cole from getting the nexus.

00:39:55Phew.

00:39:57What about your job?

00:39:58And my club?

00:39:59I think you can use your magic to reverse Cole's consequence free.

00:40:02Well, thank the Lord for that.

00:40:04Won't reverse everything, though.

00:40:05What about the woman he killed?

00:40:09I promise you, he won't get away with that.

00:40:11You asked for me?

00:40:26Kaya's friend.

00:40:28Used to be.

00:40:29She'd tell you what I want?

00:40:31You mean this?

00:40:35Yeah, that's it.

00:40:36Just tell me what you want, baby.

00:40:48That's what I want, baby.

00:41:06Paige?

00:41:08Come on, Paige.

00:41:08I know you're here.

00:41:09You summoned me.

00:41:12Paige?

00:41:17Paige?

00:41:27Ha!

00:41:28That is a vanquish.

00:41:30Damn it, Paige.

00:41:32I would appreciate it if you didn't practice on me.

00:41:34I may be dead, but it still hurts.

00:41:36I am sorry, Leo, but I think I came up with the perfect way to vanquish Cole.

00:41:39I kept thinking, what is it that makes him so indestructible?

00:41:43And then I thought, it's his protection shield.

00:41:45So I came up with a potion that makes me invisible long enough so I can get past it,

00:41:49say a spell, and blow him up from the inside.

00:41:52Firstly, congratulations.

00:41:53Cool potion.

00:41:55Secondly, it will never work.

00:41:56Okay, even if it does, it's not something you should be going at alone.

00:41:59Whatever the ultimate solution is, it lies within the power of three.

00:42:02Yeah, well, we have tried that.

00:42:03Besides, I'm a witch, too, and I don't see why I can't try to operate on my own every

00:42:07once in a while.

00:42:08You can, and you have.

00:42:10But Cole is different, and you know it.

00:42:12No, I don't know that, Leo.

00:42:13Now, I have worked really hard on this by myself for days.

00:42:16I know I can do this.

00:42:18And I want to do it for Phoebe.

00:42:20Happy birthday.

00:42:44Happy birthday.

00:42:44I did it.

00:43:06Keep letting it come out.

00:43:10Oops.

00:43:13Help!

00:43:20Ah!

00:43:21Ah!

00:43:27Oh!

00:43:30Oh!

00:43:30Ah!

00:43:31Ah!

00:43:32Ah!

00:43:33Ah!

00:43:34Ah!

00:43:35Ah!

00:43:36I am the sun and the air

00:43:43I am human and I need to be loved

00:43:49Just like everybody else does

00:43:55See I'm already waiting to know

00:44:03And all my hope is good

00:44:22And breathe, two, three, four

00:44:26And relax, two, three, four

00:44:29And breathe, two, three

00:44:32Are you all right?

00:44:35No, I am not all right

00:44:37Okay, come on, back on the ball

00:44:38You get back on the ball, I quit

00:44:40It's hard at first, I know, Piper

00:44:41But the birthing ball really can make the delivery much easier

00:44:44Especially for home births

00:44:46Hospital, people

00:44:47How many times do I have to tell you crazy people?

00:44:49Hospital, I'm going to the hospital

00:44:50What about water birth?

00:44:51Can we do that at home?

00:44:52Sure, we can rent a tub

00:44:54What, I mean a dolphin?

00:44:55I'm not giving birth to fish

00:44:56Well, actually, dolphins aren't fish, they're mammals

00:44:58Shut up

00:44:59Hey, guys, sorry I'm late, I overslept

00:45:02Hi, Eve

00:45:03That's okay, we're just getting started

00:45:04Late night?

00:45:06As a matter of fact, yes

00:45:07What the hell is that?

00:45:11A nipple enhancer

00:45:12For breastfeeding

00:45:13Is it tight?

00:45:21Thanks, I've been sneezing my head off all morning

00:45:23Not to mention the rest of you

00:45:24A little ginger root and raspberry leaf will take care of that

00:45:27Old gypsy remedy

00:45:28I think we got some of that in the kitchen

00:45:30Why don't you go see if we got some of that in the kitchen?

00:45:33Sure, be right back

00:45:34What?

00:45:37Hi

00:45:38What?

00:45:39Do you not realize that you just sneezed and orbed at the same time?

00:45:42Oh, it's a good thing Eve didn't see that

00:45:44Well, we saved her gypsy clan

00:45:46I think she'd be fine with it

00:45:47Yeah, well, it's one thing to know

00:45:48And it's another thing to actually see it

00:45:49I'm more interested in why it happened

00:45:53What caused it

00:45:54I think you should tell them

00:45:56Fine

00:45:57I tried to vanquish Cole last night

00:46:01What?

00:46:02I, no, don't do the big sister guilt thing, okay

00:46:05I knew what I was doing

00:46:06And it almost worked until I got all wet

00:46:08I tried to talk her out of it

00:46:11Paige, you could have been killed

00:46:13So what else is new?

00:46:15I just wanted to give you a little peace

00:46:16That's very sweet

00:46:19But I don't need Cole to be vanquished to find peace

00:46:21I'm okay, really

00:46:22I am free of him emotionally

00:46:23And besides, I thought we agreed to take a vanquishing hiatus

00:46:26During my last trimester

00:46:27Well, that's why I didn't want to bother you

00:46:28Well, you should have

00:46:29Because this is not something you can do by yourself

00:46:31Obviously, I disagreed

00:46:33My problems are none of your concern

00:46:44All that should matter to you

00:46:48Is that I'm willing to join your kind

00:46:50Become an avatar

00:46:51I understand

00:46:53And we're pleased to hear it

00:46:55Still, I cannot but wonder

00:46:57Why now?

00:46:59After all this time

00:47:00You have unlimited powers, don't you?

00:47:03We have the power to elevate powers such as yours

00:47:06To raise them above the restraints of good and evil

00:47:09Which makes them unlimited, yes?

00:47:12Yes

00:47:13And that's why for now

00:47:14Which means I assume that I can use these powers to manipulate, say

00:47:19Time

00:47:20Reality, even

00:47:22Understand, Cole

00:47:25These powers are not meant to be used for personal vendettas

00:47:29They're meant to be used with others like us

00:47:32To shape a future we control

00:47:35Oh, I understand very well indeed

00:47:38And believe me

00:47:39I'm all for it

00:47:40But I need to take care of something first

00:47:42And to do that, I need unlimited powers

00:47:44I'm afraid that can't be allowed

00:47:48Then I'm afraid I can't join you

00:47:50Who are you kidding?

00:47:53You need me

00:47:54Otherwise you never would have come to me in the first place

00:47:57Just one favor, that's all I ask

00:48:00Then I'm yours

00:48:03The one thing that I tried to hold on to

00:48:31The one thing that I tried to hold on to

00:48:36And when the stars fall, I will like a rick

00:48:53You're my shooting star

00:48:56Hi

00:49:06Classes

00:49:07Okay

00:49:07Okay, can you both

00:49:10A toast

00:49:12To Lieutenant Morris, congratulations

00:49:14Wait, shouldn't we wait for Paige?

00:49:16Um, I don't think she's gonna make it

00:49:18Because she has a really bad cold

00:49:19Cheers

00:49:21Cheers

00:49:22Long overdue

00:49:24Cheers

00:49:25Oh, we'll be right back

00:49:30We will

00:49:31We will

00:49:33Uh, Leo, keep

00:49:35Tori

00:49:36Don't mind

00:49:39They do that a lot

00:49:40Hi guys

00:49:43Are you out of your mind?

00:49:45What are you doing here?

00:49:46Um, going to Daryl's party?

00:49:48The sneezing, Paige

00:49:50The sneezing

00:49:50Oh, that?

00:49:52No, Eve's little miracle cure worked great

00:49:53I haven't sneezed all day

00:49:55That girl's wife, she's cute

00:49:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

00:49:57First we chat

00:49:59Come on

00:50:00I told you, everything's fine

00:50:03No, it's not about that

00:50:06It's about this morning when you left

00:50:07You seemed really upset

00:50:09Oh, that?

00:50:10No, I was just having a girly mood

00:50:12You know

00:50:12No, I think we all know

00:50:14It's a little bit more than that

00:50:15Something's been bugging you

00:50:16So why don't you just talk to us

00:50:17Okay

00:50:19You really want to know?

00:50:23I've just been kind of feeling a little suppressed

00:50:25Lately

00:50:26It's not your problem

00:50:28It's my problem

00:50:29And I know you guys are the best thing that's ever happened to me

00:50:32I do

00:50:32But

00:50:33There's a but

00:50:34I just feel like

00:50:36You know

00:50:37Having been an only child for 25 years

00:50:39I'm used to doing everything on my own

00:50:41And it seems like lately

00:50:43I've had to do everything by committee

00:50:45And it's just

00:50:45You feel like you've lost yourself along the way?

00:50:50Yeah

00:50:50Okay

00:50:54So what can we do?

00:50:56It's not you

00:50:57It's me

00:50:58I just think maybe

00:51:00I need to start

00:51:03Looking for my own place to live

00:51:06Well

00:51:24How do you feel?

00:51:28You feel alive?

00:51:32Powerful

00:51:33You are one of us now

00:51:36Come

00:51:38Uh-uh-uh

00:51:39Not so fast

00:51:41First I get my wife back once and for all

00:51:43That's what you wanted?

00:51:46Your new powers can't affect love

00:51:49Maybe not

00:51:50But I'm hoping they'll change the one event

00:51:53That led to our downfall

00:51:55The day that Phoebe met her new sister

00:51:57The day the charmed ones were reconstituted

00:52:00Go back in time?

00:52:04No

00:52:04Better

00:52:06Undo what was to change what is

00:52:09We were at our best, Phoebe and I, before Paige

00:52:13If they happened to have found each other

00:52:15We'd be married instead

00:52:16You have no idea what you're getting into

00:52:22Changing the past to create an alternate reality

00:52:25Has unforeseen consequences, Cole

00:52:27Even for you

00:52:28The ripple effect of even one small change could-

00:52:31I don't care!

00:52:32I'm not spending another hundred birthdays without her

00:52:36Magna

00:52:44Tempas

00:52:46Dormi betribas

00:52:47Oh no

00:52:49No sneezing

00:52:50Back go

00:52:51No sneezing

00:52:51Back go

00:52:52Back out, people

00:52:53Pregnant lady

00:52:54Coming through

00:52:54Major sneeze

00:53:15Hey, who turned out the lights

00:53:18In the heat

00:53:20Piper

00:53:22Piper?

00:53:24Piper?

00:53:54Piper?

00:53:55Piper?

00:53:56Piper?

00:53:57Piper?

00:53:58Piper?

00:53:59Piper?

00:54:00Piper?

00:54:01Piper?

00:54:02Piper?

00:54:03Piper?

00:54:04Piper?

00:54:05Piper?

00:54:06Piper?

00:54:07Piper?

00:54:08Piper?

00:54:09Piper?

00:54:10Piper?

00:54:11Piper?

00:54:12Piper?

00:54:13Piper?

00:54:14Piper?

00:54:15Piper?

00:54:16Piper?

00:54:17Piper?

00:54:18Piper?

00:54:19Piper?

00:54:20Piper?

00:54:21Piper?

00:54:22What the hell is wrong with my powers?

00:54:31Leo!

00:54:36Dammit, where the hell have you been?

00:54:39Who are you?

00:54:40Are you kidding? You're not kidding.

00:54:43It's me, Paige, your sister-in-law.

00:54:45Look, I don't know who you are, lady, and I don't have time for games.

00:54:48All hell is breaking loose out there, so if you don't mind...

00:54:50Have you lost your mind?

00:54:51Do you notice anything different?

00:54:56No, not really.

00:54:58So, if you'll excuse me.

00:55:00Wait.

00:55:01Uh, I'm near charge, too.

00:55:03How else could you have heard my call?

00:55:10I just don't understand how all this could have happened.

00:55:13How what could have happened?

00:55:14This. Piper's club. It's total.

00:55:16Doesn't that strike you as the least bit odd?

00:55:18You know Piper?

00:55:20Of course.

00:55:21Leo, the club.

00:55:22What about it?

00:55:23It's been like this for over a year.

00:55:25Ever since Piper walked away from it, right after Prue died.

00:55:27That is not true.

00:55:28The club is kicking ass.

00:55:30Michelle Branch was just playing here when I sneezed, and then I or...

00:55:34Orbed out.

00:55:36Maybe if I sneeze again.

00:55:38Did I orb?

00:55:42Orbed out.

00:55:43How do you know about Orbed?

00:55:44Orbed?

00:55:45Orbed?

00:55:46Orbed?

00:55:47Orbed?

00:55:48Orbed?

00:55:49Orbed?

00:55:50Orbed?

00:55:51Orbed?

00:55:52Orbed?

00:55:53Orbed?

00:55:54Orbed?

00:55:55Orbed?

00:55:56Orbed?

00:55:57Orbed?

00:55:58Orbed?

00:55:59Orbed?

00:56:00Orbed?

00:56:01Orbed?

00:56:02Orbed?

00:56:03Orbed?

00:56:04Orbed?

00:56:05Orbed?

00:56:06Orbed?

00:56:07Orbed?

00:56:08Orbed?

00:56:09Orbed?

00:56:10Orbed?

00:56:11Orbed?

00:56:12Orbed?

00:56:13Orbed?

00:56:14Orbed?

00:56:16Hey!

00:56:28Feeding time, huh?

00:56:32You take the bait.

00:56:35What you do to me? Unfreeze me, witch!

00:56:38Sure, no problem. Just as soon as you tell me where I can find Shax.

00:56:42Shax, what's she talking about? We vanquished him already.

00:56:45But he's vanquished Shax?

00:56:47Ever since he killed Prue, Piper's been obsessed with getting revenge on him.

00:56:54I asked you a question.

00:56:57I don't know what Shax is.

00:56:59Wrong answer.

00:57:04Okay, now we could keep doing this all night long,

00:57:06cause God knows I got nothing but time, but I'd rather be killing Shax,

00:57:09so why don't you tell me where I can find him?

00:57:13Go to hell.

00:57:15I'm already there.

00:57:27Wait!

00:57:28Piper, don't!

00:57:32Oh my God, you're not pregnant anymore.

00:57:35Who are you?

00:57:36Leo, what are you doing here?

00:57:38It's me, your sister, Paige.

00:57:39Look, if this is some lame attempt from the elders to try and lure me back, you can forget it.

00:57:44Tell them to shove it, because I have no loyalties to them anymore, and I don't have any to you.

00:57:49Nay! That's no way to speak to your husband.

00:57:52Or divorce. I've been for a while.

00:57:56Okay, what bizarre world have I sneezed my way into until you two are married, and you're expecting a magical child, no less.

00:58:03And you, you're not La Femme Nikita, you're a charmed one.

00:58:06Yeah, you don't mind kicking ass when you have to, but otherwise you'd rather be hanging out with your sisters, baking cookies, or knitting booties.

00:58:13Knitting booties? Clearly you don't know me at all.

00:58:16Oh yeah? Well how come I know you didn't really vanquish the Lazarus Deep?

00:58:25What are you talking about?

00:58:26As a breed, if they resurrect, the only way you can keep their remains down is to bury them in a cemetery.

00:58:34Please stay.

00:58:36Viper!

00:58:41How did you know that was gonna happen?

00:58:43Because we fought him before, in the real world.

00:58:45What do you mean, we?

00:58:46We! You! Me! Phoebe! Your sisters!

00:58:51Oh god, this is getting me nowhere. Just, or me to Phoebe.

00:58:54I can't go to the manor anymore. It's forbidden.

00:58:57What?

00:58:59Fine, I'll do it myself, but when I fix this, you owe me.

00:59:15What are you waiting for?

00:59:30What are you doing here? I thought I was the only one to cross over.

00:59:33That won't be your last miscalculation, I'm afraid.

00:59:38Avatars exist outside of time and space.

00:59:42That's why I'm immune to your spell.

00:59:45A spell which I beg you to reverse before it's too late.

00:59:50Too late for what?

00:59:51For you to die.

00:59:52For you to die.

00:59:55You're not invincible in this reality, Cole.

00:59:59By changing that one critical event, you've changed even more than you see before you.

01:00:04You've changed you.

01:00:07What are you talking about? I don't feel any different.

01:00:11But you are different.

01:00:13You've assumed the identity of the Cole in this reality.

01:00:17The one who used to be known as Balthazar, the source's right hand man.

01:00:21A powerful demon to be sure.

01:00:23But hardly indestructible.

01:00:27Balthazar, huh?

01:00:29I told you, that's when Phoebe and I were at our best.

01:00:31Cole, please, believe me.

01:00:35You have no future here.

01:00:37But I promise you'll have a future with us.

01:00:41If you'll only undo what you've done.

01:00:44I can't.

01:00:46I have to play this up first.

01:01:01I think for the next thing.

01:01:05What did you choose from Steve?

01:01:09What, I'm really a-

01:01:28I really don't know what to say.

01:01:55Um, I'm surprised.

01:01:59I'm very surprised.

01:02:01My compliments. That's a great cake.

01:02:03Thank you, my liege.

01:02:05Although, I must admit, I thought you were actually 117.

01:02:09Oh, my.

01:02:18I know how sensitive you are about your age.

01:02:25Happy birthday.

01:02:27Say, you're alive.

01:02:39So, where's Phoebe?

01:02:43Answer me.

01:02:49Baby.

01:02:53What's the matter?

01:03:03Not what you expected?

01:03:05No.

01:03:07No.

01:03:08You look great.

01:03:10Really.

01:03:11Did you just give me a compliment?

01:03:14You have no idea how happy I am to see you.

01:03:24What the hell is the matter with you?

01:03:26Don't worry about her.

01:03:42My visions have not changed.

01:03:44Once she conceives your magical heir, you won't need to keep up pretenses anymore.

01:03:50I'll take it from there.

01:04:12Leave me.

01:04:13Phoebe.

01:04:26Phoebe.

01:04:31You don't recognize me.

01:04:32That's okay.

01:04:33Piper didn't either.

01:04:34Piper?

01:04:35You know Piper.

01:04:36How is she?

01:04:37She's, uh, different.

01:04:41Look, I don't have a lot of time, so I'm just gonna drop this on you.

01:04:44I am your long-lost sister, Paige.

01:04:45I know it sounds crazy, but it's true.

01:04:48We're all sisters in the real world.

01:04:51Guards!

01:04:52Look, I don't know how he did it, but Cole somehow switched realities in his twisted attempt to get you back.

01:04:57I somehow slipped through the cracks and landed here.

01:04:59I don't know how either, but I need your help in order to turn things back to the way they're supposed to be.

01:05:03You Cole?

01:05:06Daryl, hi.

01:05:07Get rid of her.

01:05:10Now, what are you doing?

01:05:11What bodyguards do?

01:05:17Phoebe, I know you better than you know yourself right now.

01:05:20In your heart of hearts, you know you are not meant to be with Cole.

01:05:23In this other life, you are free of him, and you're happy.

01:05:33Leo!

01:05:34Leo!

01:05:35Leo!

01:05:36Leo!

01:05:37Leo!

01:05:38Leo!

01:05:39Leo!

01:05:40Leo!

01:05:41Leo!

01:05:42Leo!

01:05:43Leo!

01:05:44Leo!

01:05:45Leo!

01:05:46Leo!

01:05:48Thanks.

01:05:49I was cutting it a little close, don't you think?

01:05:50You're lucky I came at all.

01:05:51I'm lucky.

01:05:52You're lucky.

01:05:53You're lucky.

01:05:54Without me, we're all screwed.

01:05:55I'm the only one who can fix this thing.

01:05:56Oh, yeah?

01:05:57Oh, God.

01:05:58It's just so weird.

01:05:59Cole living at the manor.

01:06:00All those demons we vanquished wandering around alive.

01:06:01Wait a second.

01:06:02If the demons are alive, then that means all the innocents we saved are dead.

01:06:06Not just the innocents, Paige.

01:06:07What are you talking about?

01:06:08What are we doing here?

01:06:27What are we doing here?

01:06:29What are you talking about?

01:06:49After you left, I went and checked with the elders.

01:06:51They confirmed your story that there was in fact another sister.

01:06:54Only they didn't know until it was too late,

01:06:56until after the source had already had you killed.

01:07:00This reality sucks.

01:07:02Yeah, that explains why none of us knew you.

01:07:04Never got a chance to meet you.

01:07:06So, what, you believe me now?

01:07:07I'm not sure what I believe.

01:07:08The fact is you're here and you're not supposed to be.

01:07:11Okay, so we've established the fact that I'm here.

01:07:13How come I don't have my powers?

01:07:15Because you're not living your life anymore.

01:07:16You're living hers.

01:07:18You must have taken over Arpage's life in this reality,

01:07:20or at least the life she would have lived

01:07:22if she had not been killed.

01:07:24And since she never met her sisters...

01:07:26Power three never got back together,

01:07:28and I never got my powers.

01:07:30Lucky me.

01:07:31Luckier than you think, maybe.

01:07:33If you hadn't sneezed when you did

01:07:34and armed into the neutral plane,

01:07:36nobody would have ever known.

01:07:37Cole would have.

01:07:38He's the one behind this.

01:07:40He altered reality to eliminate me and get Phoebe back.

01:07:43But it's not working.

01:07:44She hates him as much in this reality as she does in ours.

01:07:47Problem is, she's trapped here.

01:07:50Well, your reality sounds a lot better than this one.

01:07:53Not just for Phoebe.

01:07:56So, uh, how can I help you get it back?

01:07:59I need my sisters.

01:08:03Well, maybe we can start with two and go from there.

01:08:06What are you doing here?

01:08:08Burying the Lazarus demon.

01:08:10I figured if you were right about that,

01:08:12you were probably right about everything else as well.

01:08:15Who ever she was, she had to be a witch.

01:08:17Otherwise, she couldn't have called for a white lighter

01:08:18in the first place.

01:08:19Your wife consorting with other witches again.

01:08:21I don't like it.

01:08:22Hmm.

01:08:23And it wasn't just any white lighter either.

01:08:24It was Leo.

01:08:25Leo?

01:08:26Hmm.

01:08:27Did he make contact with Phoebe?

01:08:28No.

01:08:29Just the other one.

01:08:30Although I don't know why the witch was here to begin with.

01:08:31I think you need to have a conversation with your wife.

01:08:33Let me get this straight.

01:08:35You work for me now.

01:08:36Is that right?

01:08:37Yeah.

01:08:38Excuse us.

01:08:41What's the matter?

01:08:42Just the other one.

01:08:44Although I don't know why the witch was here to begin with.

01:08:47I think you need to have a conversation with your wife.

01:08:51Let me get this straight.

01:08:53You work for me now. Is that right?

01:08:59Excuse us.

01:09:04What's the matter?

01:09:06Not feeling well.

01:09:08Why?

01:09:10You seem a little off today, that's all.

01:09:15You wanted to kill the cop, but your wife cast a spell.

01:09:19She wanted to make him useful, save him.

01:09:23Remember?

01:09:25I do now.

01:09:27Forgive me, my liege,

01:09:29but your enemies are many and they are everywhere.

01:09:33Any perceived weakness on your part could leave you vulnerable.

01:09:40What are you doing?

01:09:53Kill that bastard.

01:09:55No!

01:09:56What's the matter with you? You both have your affairs.

01:09:58That's no secret.

01:09:59What?

01:10:00Dollar.

01:10:08Who's this?

01:10:09Who I always am, baby.

01:10:13Whoever you want me to be.

01:10:16I want Phoebe.

01:10:17You understand me?

01:10:18It's the only damn reason I went through all of this.

01:10:23Went through all of what?

01:10:33I think we should report this.

01:10:35I don't know.

01:10:38So you say the club is still pretty successful in this alleged other reality of yours?

01:10:44It's not alleged.

01:10:45It's real.

01:10:46And it's really good.

01:10:48Oh yeah?

01:10:49Am I a millionaire?

01:10:50No.

01:10:51I'm not that good.

01:10:52Listen, if we want to get this place back to how it used to be, we really ought to...

01:10:55How is it that we don't know about you?

01:10:57That we had another sister?

01:10:59Half sister, apparently.

01:11:02Right.

01:11:03Cliff Notes version?

01:11:04Our mom had an affair with her white lighter Sam.

01:11:06But because of the whole witch white lighter rule thing, they had to give me up at birth.

01:11:10But when the elders realized they needed me to remake the Charmed Ones, they tossed out that stupid rule.

01:11:16Which, as far as I'm concerned, paved the way for you and Leo to be able to keep your baby.

01:11:20Well, how pregnant am I exactly?

01:11:26Phoebe and I are practicing to be your midwives as we speak.

01:11:31We're preparing for the big home birth.

01:11:33Home birth?

01:11:34You're nuts.

01:11:35I'd never agree to that.

01:11:37I wouldn't give birth unless it was in a hospital.

01:11:39Yeah, yeah.

01:11:40You keep saying the same thing in any reality.

01:11:42Hey, who else but a sister would know that?

01:11:45We must be pretty close then.

01:11:48The three of us.

01:11:53Like Phoebe and I were with Prue.

01:11:55Yeah.

01:11:56Close enough to have avenged Prue's death together.

01:12:02This call of yours must have cast a pretty powerful spell to do all of this.

01:12:07But if we vanquish him, the spell should automatically reverse itself.

01:12:10Great.

01:12:11Except for we already tried to vanquish him.

01:12:13He's become invincible in our world.

01:12:15Yes, but we're not in your world.

01:12:18You're in ours.

01:12:19So is he.

01:12:20So if you've assumed our page's life, he must have assumed Balthazar's.

01:12:24Yeah, he would've.

01:12:26Did you guys try to vanquish Balthazar ever?

01:12:28No, but you and Prue almost tried.

01:12:30You guys had a vanquishing potion, right?

01:12:32How do you know that?

01:12:33Book of Shadows.

01:12:34Also says it needs a piece of his flesh to make it work.

01:12:37That's right, it did.

01:12:39All right then.

01:12:43Let's go hunting.

01:12:45Let's go hunting.

01:13:02Sorry, my leash.

01:13:03But I thought...

01:13:04I didn't think...

01:13:05Are you kidding me?

01:13:11What did you do that for?

01:13:13What did you what for?

01:13:14You're in here screwing some guy.

01:13:16I'm supposed to ignore it.

01:13:17You're my wife, dammit!

01:13:18You've got to be kidding me.

01:13:20After all this time, now you're playing the aggrieved husband?

01:13:23You don't understand!

01:13:28It's all wrong.

01:13:30It's not the way it's meant to be here.

01:13:33Okay, it's okay.

01:13:35Relax.

01:13:36This is all messed up.

01:13:37How'd it get messed up?

01:13:39You have no idea what I've given up for you.

01:13:43What about what I've given up, Cole?

01:13:46I've given up my family, my heritage, my life!

01:13:50Oh, yeah.

01:13:51Where I'm standing looks like you have a pretty damn good life to me!

01:13:54Look, the only one getting anything out of this is you.

01:13:59And I have no idea what that is.

01:14:04The only reason I'm still here is to make sure that what happened to Prue does not happen to Piper and you know it.

01:14:14What happened to us, Phoebe?

01:14:17How'd we get here?

01:14:20We used to be so in love.

01:14:22Even without your sisters, it's not working.

01:14:26Working.

01:14:29Why?

01:14:32I don't know.

01:14:37Maybe it just wasn't meant to be.

01:14:38This wasn't meant to be.

01:14:56Phoebe, wait!

01:14:59What are you doing here?

01:15:00Saving my sister.

01:15:05Now!

01:15:09You.

01:15:10Surprise.

01:15:19Piper.

01:15:20No!

01:15:21Get us out of here.

01:15:22Go!

01:15:23Go get her sisters!

01:15:24They just attacked me!

01:15:25Sisters?

01:15:26You mean there's another?

01:15:27Yes, dammit!

01:15:28Get them and kill them on sight!

01:15:29Pager's telling the truth.

01:15:30I didn't go through all this to lose you, Phoebe.

01:15:33If I'm going down, you're going down with me.

01:15:35Toadflax, Toadflax.

01:15:36Did Leo get the Toadflax?

01:15:41I didn't go through all this to lose you, Phoebe.

01:15:43I didn't go through all this.

01:15:45Toadflax and I didn't go through all this.

01:15:46If I'm going down, you're going down with me.

01:15:48Toadflax, Toadflax.

01:15:49Did Leo get the Toadflax?

01:15:51Toad flax, toad flax. Did Leo get the toad flax?

01:16:04I need a dash of cardamom, a pinch of carrot seeds.

01:16:08Hey, where's the mandrake root already?

01:16:11I'm impressed you really know this stuff.

01:16:14Of course I do. I learn from the best.

01:16:17I learn from you.

01:16:21Mandrake root.

01:16:24All right, toss it in.

01:16:29All right, now all we need, stand back.

01:16:38Good memory.

01:16:39Is that it? Is it ready?

01:16:41Ready as it'll ever be. Can't guarantee it'll work, though.

01:16:44Well, we're only going to get one chance at it.

01:16:46Cole has to know why we need it. It's flesh. He'll be waiting.

01:16:49What about Phoebe?

01:16:49We'll get her out first so that he can't hurt her.

01:16:54Ready, sis?

01:17:06Anything?

01:17:07No.

01:17:08Okay, come on.

01:17:09What are you guys doing here? You have to leave now.

01:17:18Where's Cole?

01:17:19Right here.

01:17:23No!

01:17:29What did you do to them?

01:17:30Exactly what they were going to do to me.

01:17:34She's still alive. Grab her hand.

01:17:35What?

01:17:36I don't know how you got here, Paige.

01:17:39But if it's any consolation, I know exactly where I'm going to bury you.

01:17:43Right next to yourself.

01:17:45Grab her hand.

01:17:46The power of three.

01:18:00That's us.

01:18:01Potion!

01:18:06Do hate long goodbyes.

01:18:07No!

01:18:10Phoebe, are you crazy? Throw it before he shimmers out.

01:18:12She's not going to throw it, are you?

01:18:19Throw the potion.

01:18:22We've been through so much together, haven't we?

01:18:26Our love's so strong, nothing can destroy.

01:18:28Not even this.

01:18:31We're meant to be together.

01:18:34I don't think so.

01:18:39I don't think so.

01:18:39Oh, please, God, tell me I'm back.

01:19:05Oh, there you are.

01:19:09Where did you earn two?

01:19:10Piper.

01:19:12Are you pregnant?

01:19:13Yeah, where have you been?

01:19:15Oh!

01:19:18Where have you been?

01:19:19What happened to your clothes?

01:19:22Your time must have continued moving on in this reality, too.

01:19:25I beg your pardon?

01:19:26I'm back!

01:19:29Hey!

01:19:30What's going on?

01:19:31She's very happy.

01:19:32Phoebe!

01:19:33Hi. Oh.

01:19:34Oh, okay.

01:19:36What's the celebration?

01:19:38I'm just so happy to be home, that's all.

01:19:42You wanted to move out.

01:19:43I did?

01:19:44God, no.

01:19:45Never.

01:19:46Well, I mean, you know, maybe when I'm married or pregnant or hopefully both at the same time.

01:19:50We're sisters.

01:19:52We shouldn't split up until we absolutely have to.

01:19:54You know that, right?

01:19:55She's rambling.

01:19:56I hear that.

01:20:03I'm still here, right?

01:20:04Mm-hmm.

01:20:04I didn't go anywhere.

01:20:06Nope.

01:20:07Ah.

01:20:08Paige, what did you do?

01:20:25Cole?

01:20:25I'm telling you, he's gone.

01:20:30For good.

01:20:31Yeah.

01:20:32That's what we thought last time.

01:20:34And the time before that.

01:20:36This time is different.

01:20:38He straddled two worlds just like I did, but he wasn't invincible there.

01:20:43Cole is not coming back.

01:20:44Ever.

01:20:45It just seems far too easy.

01:20:48I don't know how I feel about that.

01:20:49I think he should feel good about it.

01:20:52You know, we don't have to look over our shoulders anymore.

01:20:56It's over.

01:21:02I guess it just wasn't meant to be.

01:21:07Let's go.

01:21:08Let's go.

01:21:08Happy birthday, Cole.

01:21:32Let's go.

01:21:44Come on, man.

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