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00:01Go!
00:02Tonight!
00:03We missed you!
00:05We look back at the last seven days of vintage villa action.
00:09I like what I see.
00:11That's insane.
00:12Those are some big wieners.
00:14You boring bitch.
00:16Tempers flaring.
00:18What is Unseen Bits by the way? Does anyone watch it?
00:20I'm actually watching.
00:21Kissing and telling.
00:23That kiss was two words. No good.
00:25Armpit smelling.
00:28No, stop.
00:29Nice.
00:31We've also had superb footwork.
00:34Big ups.
00:35With a man from South London.
00:37Plus all the usual snogging, dancing and dating.
00:42Like me and baked beans? Nah.
00:44Never got along with them.
00:46Basically all the things you really like.
00:49Trust us.
00:51It's gonna be special.
00:54I make perfect massage.
00:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:58I feel no pain.
00:59Oh!
01:00This is Love Island Unseen Bits!
01:03That was a good day in office.
01:04That was amazing.
01:05I believe that a change don't come.
01:06I can see it like the rising sun.
01:11Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:12I'm whispering because I'm hiding in the bushes.
01:17listening to the mating calls of the lesser spotted islander.
01:22What a bunch of tits.
01:23Stop it!
01:24No chance, Meg.
01:25We're just getting started.
01:26It's a new world!
01:27This is a Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:28I'm whispering because I'm hiding in the bushes.
01:31Listening to the mating calls of the lesser spotted islander.
01:35What a bunch of tits.
01:42Stop it!
01:47No chance, Meg.
01:49We're just getting started.
01:50It's a new world!
01:52This is a Love Island Unseen Bits!
01:54It's a new world!
01:56We've got a lot to get through, so on your marks, get set...
02:00Go!
02:04Who's lost his hat?
02:05How's that hat falling off?
02:07He just left it.
02:08We throw the whole show up in the air.
02:11Here we go.
02:12Move it all about.
02:14Yeah, your twinkle toes there, man.
02:16Gliding on air.
02:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:18And we never quite know what's going to come out.
02:20You've got zoomies.
02:22It will leave you speechless.
02:24Well I was going to say something. Can I forget?
02:25I've forgotten.
02:29Earlier in the week, it looked like Helena was beginning to try to enjoy.
02:30Go good!
02:31Go good!
02:32Go good!
02:33Go good!
02:34Go Bits!
02:35Go the Bits!
02:36Go Bits!
02:37Go Bits!
02:38Go Bits!
02:39Go Bits!
02:40Go Bits!
02:41Go Bits!
02:42Go Bits!
02:43Go Bits!
02:44No Bits!
02:45Go Bits!
02:46Go Bits!
02:47Go Bits!
02:48Go Bits!
02:49Go Bits!
02:50it looked like Helena was beginning to trust Harry
02:52and almost fall for him.
02:54Right, not too far, though, hang on.
02:57Okay, I'm just going.
02:58Three, two...
03:02No, do it again, do it again.
03:05I got you, I got you.
03:08What are you doing?
03:09You know I've got you.
03:10Why are you doing that?
03:11Three, two, one...
03:14Do you think you can do it with me?
03:15No, you're going to drop me.
03:16No, that's so bad.
03:18We'll try it, we'll try it.
03:18All right, but don't, don't let me go too fast.
03:20Wait, hang on, like, just lean back on me now.
03:23Let me see how heavy you are.
03:24Oh, God.
03:27No, this is a terrible idea.
03:29I think this is a terrible idea.
03:31But we can do it.
03:32It's okay, just a little bit.
03:34Do you know what you're doing?
03:34No.
03:35Not really, just doing that.
03:38Yeah, like, I'll go under my arms like that.
03:40Okay.
03:41Wait, wait, wait, you won't let me fall a bit.
03:43What do you mean?
03:44That's you, not me.
03:46You've taken my nipple off as well.
03:47I got to, like, there.
03:48Top tip.
03:49Next time you play this game, Helena, don't use Harry's nips as grips.
03:52Here's an unseen bit of Emma and Cash getting down to some fairly whisky business.
03:58You know, so, Emma, I'm going to talk you through the process of making eggs, yeah?
04:14I'm actually watching.
04:15With a man from South London, you get me?
04:17Mm-hm.
04:18So cool.
04:19You activate the wrist action with the eggs, you get me scoop it up, a little bit,
04:23like you're picking it up and putting it back down.
04:25Like you're picking up a toddler, putting it back down for, like, joy, you get me?
04:29Yeah.
04:30Swell it in a circle like this, one of these ones.
04:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:33Yeah?
04:34Check your stance.
04:35If you really want to do it like a bad man, you just fold your arms one time and just,
04:38wrist action, you get me?
04:40Look into the distance.
04:42Make it look like you're not even trying to put effort into it.
04:45Better that.
04:46Then, get season in.
04:48Not season on, season in, you get me?
04:50Add a little bit of pepper.
04:51Not too much, though, because we're not trying to achoo, you get me?
04:54After that, there's this thing called Assault.
04:58You get me?
04:59Yeah.
05:00There's Assault.
05:01This clip has all the classic hallmarks of another kitchen sink drama.
05:08Starring Cash and Emma in Where's the Salt?
05:13Do you want me to look for it?
05:15Um...
05:16He'll be somewhere.
05:21It's here.
05:22You actually just looked like a man.
05:23Yeah.
05:24You didn't even try.
05:25It was right there.
05:26Obviously because you were shorter, I thought it would be easier for you to get it compared
05:29to a mantra.
05:30You just want me to get involved, don't you?
05:31To get me, I did.
05:32Yeah.
05:33Cash couldn't even find Assault.
05:34I thought he was a seasoned chef.
05:36That's a good day in the office.
05:38That was amazing, thank you.
05:39Almost broke a sweat.
05:48Ooh la la la, you caught my eye.
05:51This is the longest.
05:52Earlier in the week, we saw the kissing challenge.
05:55Instant attraction, something's in the air.
05:58The girls had to go along the line of boys and kiss each one.
06:02Without knowing who it was, the boys had to give them marks out of ten.
06:06It was really just an excuse for the islanders to eat each other's faces.
06:12Why is he now getting handsy?
06:16But one diner left very bad reviews.
06:19That kiss was two words.
06:21No good.
06:22Zero out of ten.
06:23I'll give it a three out of ten.
06:24I'll give that a minus one.
06:26Are you going to complain about all of them?
06:28Which left a very sour taste in Yasmin's mouth.
06:30His comments, I just thought, were just rude.
06:33Yeah.
06:34And they just didn't need to be that nasty.
06:36But Dijon couldn't be forked.
06:38Dijon!
06:40I'm really sorry you're eating, but can I grab you for a real quick chat?
06:44I'm sorry, I'm going to have to decline, Yaz.
06:46What are you eating?
06:47Some pasta.
06:48Some pasta.
06:54But what was all the fusilli about that pasta?
07:01Well, here's Dijon's recipe for the perfect pasta.
07:04Step one, choose only the finest ingredients.
07:08I saw a pasta in the fridge, was that yours?
07:10Yeah, I put two up.
07:11Is it?
07:12Yeah.
07:13Do you think I can still eat it?
07:14Yeah, it was only yesterday.
07:15Fucking thanks.
07:16Yeah, let's go eat.
07:17Step two, use traditional Italian cooking technique.
07:21Sorry.
07:22We'll warm these up in the pan.
07:23Step three, choose your dining partners carefully.
07:26Are you going to eat all of that?
07:28Yeah.
07:29What?
07:30100%.
07:31What, you are?
07:32Yeah, I'm starving.
07:33Me and Meg.
07:34No problem, don't worry about your best pals or anything.
07:36What, do you want some?
07:37You can have some of us.
07:38If you want some, you can have some.
07:39I won't have a lot.
07:40Then I might want to eat all of it.
07:41I'm just going to have some pineapple.
07:42I didn't want any pasta.
07:43Step four, garnish with the finest leftover sliced turkey.
07:48Oh, Dee, that pasta's a fucking joke.
07:50And the finest sauce.
07:52Can you get the paranaise for me, please, Ty?
07:54From the fridge?
07:55Paranaise?
07:56Yeah.
07:57Are you going to give Harry a bit of that or you're eating it all?
07:58I'm going to put a little bit of paranaise on it.
08:00Step five, serve and enjoy.
08:03This is a joke.
08:05This is so good.
08:06Just give it away when you're full up.
08:09Hey, Charlie.
08:10Yo.
08:11Do you want this?
08:12Yeah.
08:13What are you doing now?
08:14What, you done?
08:15I'll leave it here.
08:18Cheers, Dave.
08:19Don't worry.
08:21Save some for me, guys!
08:32Yasmin was also upset by how Jamie handled the kissing challenge.
08:35Why is he grabbing everyone's arm there?
08:37And in this unseen bit, Boris has Yasmin's back, but only her back.
08:42No lower.
08:43Straight away, bro.
08:44When you go for a kiss, straight away, again, you went down for the cheeks.
08:48It's natural, man.
08:49But how, bro?
08:50I never go straight away to the cheeks.
08:51Straight away?
08:52My first step would be, so she's here.
08:55Mm.
08:56Mm.
08:57Mm.
08:58Mm.
08:59Mm.
09:00Yeah, fourth step, bro.
09:02I think fourth.
09:03Sometimes when it's first time, I don't even go straight away for cheeks, you know?
09:07Because then they're going to say, look at this guy, he want to...
09:10He just wants to grab my ass.
09:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:12Grabs the booty regardless.
09:14How do you say booty?
09:16Batty.
09:17Nyesh.
09:18Huh?
09:19Nyesh.
09:20Nyesh.
09:21Nyesh.
09:22It's not something like...
09:23Good morning.
09:24Good morning.
09:25Do you say in America as well that tone?
09:26What?
09:27I want that nyesh.
09:28Do you know what nyesh is?
09:29We don't say that.
09:30You know nyesh?
09:31Yeah.
09:32What?
09:33We don't say that.
09:34How do you say it?
09:35Ass.
09:36Ass.
09:37Booty.
09:38Ass booty.
09:39Aye, I know booty.
09:40And that unseen clip was a real booty.
09:41The entire world of social media kicked up a stink last week when we saw Harry and Helena's
09:54relationship in the pits.
09:55Am I honking?
09:56No, I'm not even honking, look.
09:57You're actually not.
09:58Are you sure I'd since the gym?
09:59No.
10:00No.
10:01No.
10:02Pheromones.
10:03What is going on with armpit sniffing thing and dot dot dot rolling on the floor laughing
10:14emoji.
10:15Armpit sniff?
10:16What in the hell?
10:18Face vomiting emoji.
10:20Get your nose out of that peh nose emoji.
10:24Face with tears of joy emoji.
10:27If you're attracted to your partner's smell you're more likely to be biologically compatible.
10:33Smiley face with heart eyes emoji.
10:36Smiley face with heart eyes emoji.
10:39Smiley face with heart eyes emoji.
10:42Well just for you guys we have sniffed out some more unseen pets.
10:47And there are some real humming humdingers.
10:50Are your armpits honking the gaff up?
10:52Are they?
10:53I think they actually might be honking the gaff up.
10:54They are a bit actually to be fair.
10:56Oh babe you're fucking honking it up.
10:59Oh babe give me another sniff of that that's fucking unreal.
11:04No way.
11:05Come on, come on, come on, come on.
11:08Let me have another whiff of that.
11:10I need another whiff of that now.
11:12That's fucking naughty stuff.
11:14Come on, come on.
11:15What the fuck?
11:17I need another whiff of that.
11:18You have another whiff of that.
11:19What the fuck?
11:20Oh!
11:21Oh!
11:22Oh!
11:23Have a sniff.
11:24Oh!
11:27Oh!
11:28Oh!
11:29Oh!
11:30Hellenna is totally ordering her odious odour.
11:31Good on her.
11:32She should win a wafta.
11:34When he came into the villa, Jamie told everyone that he was an electrical engineer, but it
11:43turns out if you actually ask him nicely, he will dance for cash.
11:46I taught him some footwork.
11:48What's that for?
11:49Go on, Jamie!
11:50Come on, come on.
11:51Not as quick as ever.
11:52Would you ever do Strictly?
11:53Yeah, I would.
11:54My friends dance Strictly, but they're very like...
11:57THEY LAUGH
11:59I'm trying to think of what I can show you.
12:09So go hop together like that.
12:12Yeah, you've got good feet.
12:14Okay.
12:15I feel like boys who do football, I've got good footwork.
12:18Get Harry up here.
12:19Let's have a look at that.
12:20You'll be eating your words.
12:22They're stiff.
12:23I'll jump and then put my foot that way and then put it straight.
12:27Okay, okay, okay.
12:28So...
12:29Kat, Kat, I just slap my leg for effect, it's not even that.
12:31You don't have to do that.
12:34He's actually good at it.
12:35Mm-hm.
12:36Oh!
12:37I feel like it's, I think you've got some moves in you.
12:38You know how to do that dance.
12:39Do you know what it is?
12:40It's this part that's the most complicated.
12:41So, together.
12:42Boom.
12:43Then, like, go here.
12:44Boom.
12:45And here.
12:46Oh, okay, that's not great.
12:47I've already forgot my cord.
12:49This is fucking hard.
12:51Like, you jump forward.
12:52Oh, like...
12:53There we go.
12:54So...
12:55Like, in front of you, here.
12:57I'll run another time.
12:58Good idea, Jamie.
13:00As they say.
13:01If at first you don't succeed.
13:02Give up.
13:03Give up.
13:04Here's an unseen clip of Helena walking the walk.
13:10A very long walk, as it goes, in order to top the top with Harry.
13:25Boo!
13:26What happened next?
13:27Find out...
13:28After the break.
13:30After the break.
13:31After the break.
13:32What's going on here?
13:33What's going on here, guys?
13:34Oh, my God.
13:35Is that noise?
13:36Oh, my God.
13:37Welcome back to Unseen Vets.
13:38We're boring.
13:39Oh, my God.
13:40Oh, my God.
13:41Oh, my God.
13:42Oh, my God.
13:43Oh, my God.
13:44Is that noise?
13:45Welcome back to Unseen Vets where Boris is being a right pain in the neck to tie.
13:51You know that moment, bro, when you can't continue anymore.
13:52What's going on here, guys?
13:53Oh, my God.
13:54Is that noise?
13:55Welcome back to Unseen Vets where Boris is being a right pain in the neck to tie.
14:09You know that moment, bro, when you can't continue anymore.
14:11So you have fatigue.
14:12So you switch hands?
14:13Yeah, it's a week, yeah.
14:18And the feel-good moments keep coming.
14:21It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
14:27Our Islanders have been away from home for a while now
14:29and have totally lost track of time.
14:31Connor thinks it's Movember for crying out loud.
14:35Isn't it interesting where Russia is?
14:39It's a totally immersive experience
14:41and all of our Islanders are fully interactive.
14:43I'm going to click the button here
14:45when I click the belly button.
14:46What happens when I click it?
14:47If you want normal conversation,
14:49you need to click button.
14:50But we're not pressing that button, Boris.
14:52On this show, we don't really do normal,
14:54which makes it flipping fun to watch.
15:02So couple up because on this show,
15:04three is not the magic number.
15:07I've never had a threesome.
15:08And I think I would want to have a threesome.
15:11What?
15:12Oh, my God.
15:13Get me out of this conversation.
15:20Earlier, we saw Helena making a long walk over
15:23to Harriet the David.
15:25Well, here's...
15:26Ooh!
15:27I'm in the exit!
15:28I'll go.
15:34Oh, my God!
15:36Jesus Christ!
15:39Oh, my God!
15:40I have a bit of sympathy, Harry.
15:42The poor woman who's just collapsed with exhaustion
15:44after all that walking.
15:45After flipping out in the garden earlier,
15:48Jamie crashed out of Cash's dance class.
15:51But thankfully, Cash was still able to hurry on.
15:55So, left.
15:55Yeah.
15:56Down.
15:57Out.
15:58Down.
15:59Out.
16:00No, I was on the wrong way.
16:01But I just don't think I'll ever be able to dance like this,
16:03like, in my life.
16:04Ah!
16:05OK, OK, what else?
16:06What else?
16:07I've got to add a bit to it now.
16:08Come on.
16:09OK.
16:10Like a...
16:11Like a...
16:12Yeah.
16:13Here, then look.
16:14Here, then look.
16:15Tap, tap, tap.
16:16Tap, tap, tap, tap.
16:17Yeah.
16:18Woo-hoo-hoo!
16:19Rehearsals are over, Harry.
16:20You need to show what you've learned
16:21to the toughest judge of them all.
16:23Dijon.
16:24OK, OK, what else?
16:25What else?
16:26I've got to add a bit to it now.
16:27Come on.
16:28OK.
16:29Like a...
16:30Like a...
16:31Yeah.
16:32Rehearsals are over, Harry.
16:33You need to show what you've learned
16:35to the toughest judge of them all.
16:37Dijon.
16:40Forget all the naysayers.
16:42Forget all the people who said you couldn't do this.
16:44Do this.
16:45Do this.
16:46Do this.
16:47Do this.
16:48Do this.
16:49Do this.
16:50Do this.
16:51If I see you do football, I've got a footwork.
16:52OK, hurry up here, let's have a look at that.
16:54You'll be eating your worst.
17:02Now this is shit, man.
17:04Now this is no good.
17:06Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
17:09Oh, my God.
17:11Yeah!
17:21What the fuck?
17:22That does you. That's a joke.
17:24Man, I left for ten minutes, man, and you were just...
17:27You were an amateur when I left.
17:29Yeah, no, that's a joke.
17:31Good effort, Harry, but when it comes to busting moves,
17:34I think we can all agree that no-one busts himself better than Jamie.
17:37She'll hopefully be sweet in the morning.
17:43Here's an exclusive, unseen bit of Angel and Emma,
17:46and guess what?
17:47They're talking about their relationships.
17:50I do feel like that.
17:52I do feel like...
17:54Even after the chat, there is still some, like,
17:57random little, like, you know, you look at someone...
18:00Yeah.
18:01..and obviously I...
18:03It went right in your head.
18:06Is it there?
18:07No, it's gone, it's gone.
18:08It's...
18:09Islanders get scared by something!
18:12What was I saying?
18:14Tell me about your, um, your chats, though.
18:17Like, how were they?
18:18Like, were they good?
18:19Electric?
18:20Safe?
18:21Flirty?
18:22Safe?
18:23Flirty?
18:24Good.
18:25What?!
18:30Why does it fly to me?
18:32Er...
18:34That wasp has got his stingers out!
18:40Is it gone?
18:41It's got his stingers out.
18:42Oh my god, what is that?
18:47Get out.
18:50Get out.
18:51Get out.
18:52I think we've all enjoyed watching Yaz and Jamie growing closer together this week,
19:02but how much do they really like each other?
19:05Let's find out!
19:06I think you're gonna like this!
19:08Every day we get a little bit closer to one another, you know?
19:12Yeah.
19:13Like...
19:14And it's nice.
19:15Like, it's almost reassuring, because, like, one day I'll think,
19:18oh, I wish Yaz would do this.
19:21And then, like, the following day, you actually do it.
19:23You know what I mean?
19:24Like, I thought just, like, about, like, a waffle.
19:27Like, the way you, like, would make waffles, I'm like,
19:31oh, I wonder if she'd bring it to me one time.
19:33And then, literally, like, five minutes later, you did, so...
19:36I was like, wow, like, it's good.
19:39Like, it's almost like you're reading my mind.
19:41Like, I don't know what kind of spell you put on me or something,
19:45but, like, you can read my mind.
19:47Um...
19:48But, yeah, like, obviously, I'm starting to, like, like you more and more each day.
19:55Yeah.
19:56I feel like we're heading in a healthy direction.
19:58Yeah, definitely.
19:59Yeah.
20:00I feel like what's nice about you is, like, you're so caring,
20:03but, like, not just about me, like, about, like, Tony, Shakira.
20:08Yeah.
20:09Like, you're just...
20:10You're so...
20:11Yeah, I was going to say, like, you're so good to them as well.
20:13Mm.
20:14And I love that because...
20:16And I think, like, they appreciate that as well, obviously.
20:18Yeah.
20:19But I just think, like, that's so nice.
20:20Okay.
20:21That's so nice.
20:22Definitely.
20:23Yeah.
20:24I feel like, you know, like, definitely.
20:26Keep grafting, Jamie, as according to my cow, you like Yasmin more than twice as much as she likes you.
20:32Like.
20:37It is a totally untrue fact that Boris is a trained masseuse,
20:41but he never lets the facts get in the way of a good unseen clip.
20:44Here he is putting his talents to the test.
20:47I make perfect massage for her.
20:49She's in seven heaven.
20:51I need to arrange her.
20:52I just need baby oil.
20:56What the fuck?
20:57How many things are here, bro?
20:59Hair oil?
21:00No.
21:01There's not going to be a thing.
21:04No?
21:05Here's baby oil.
21:07I found it.
21:08Let's see.
21:10So what we're going to do is...
21:13I don't want anyone to see me.
21:16Okay.
21:17She's going to be like this.
21:18I can do like this.
21:19Let me try.
21:21Oh, not possible.
21:24Like this.
21:30Billy.
21:31What's up?
21:32You forgot about that you're having a scheduled massage right now.
21:38Oh, LOL.
21:40Upwards.
21:41Oh my days.
21:42Oh, you're in safe hands.
21:43Mmm.
21:44As you know, my hands are safe.
21:46And soft.
21:47It's strictly professional, just massage.
21:50Nothing else.
21:51Okay.
21:52So as you know that I made a course for massage like a few years ago.
21:56For classic massage.
21:57If I like someone, I'm going to make even a massage.
22:01You know what?
22:02When I get massages, I hate the music they play.
22:04Really?
22:05Yeah, but I like very chill songs anyway.
22:08We hear you, Billy Kiss.
22:10Mm-hmm.
22:11Could you be doing with some sun, sand and 50 grand?
22:25Well, courtesy of Travel Republic, ÂŁ50,000 could be in your bank account before the summer
22:30is over.
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23:30Why are we walking like that?
23:32Like penguins.
23:34Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits, where we are taking a walk on the wild side.
23:55These unseen clips will hit you where it hurts.
23:59Ow!
24:00Did you hit yourself?
24:02No!
24:03And have you busting shapes.
24:05Wait, so down, in, up.
24:07This arm is like that.
24:08There we go, like that.
24:09Okay.
24:10Yeah, so tap, tap, tap.
24:12Oh man, that's quick.
24:14Yeah, he's like, come on.
24:17As we follow our Islanders' movements very closely indeed.
24:21Normally I wake up, have a poop.
24:23That's it.
24:24And then before I go to bed, I poop.
24:26Yeah, night poop too.
24:27Yeah.
24:28Gotta let it all out.
24:29Morning poop before you shower.
24:31Yeah.
24:32And after a long day, poop.
24:33Yeah.
24:34Yeah.
24:35The best poop?
24:36I hope they're not recording this.
24:38We're recording it all, Shakira.
24:40That's the whole point.
24:42After all, this is Love Island Unseen share bits.
24:47Here's an unseen clip of Tony trading transatlantic talk with her fellow Islanders.
24:52Do you guys wear boxers underneath your swim shorts?
24:55Do I?
24:56Why?
24:57What is the purpose?
24:58Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.
25:00I feel like that's quite American.
25:01Is it?
25:02Yeah, I don't get it.
25:03It's a bit stupid stuff.
25:04Oh, what, wearing boxers?
25:05Is an American thing?
25:07Nah.
25:08I've always wanted.
25:10Nah, I ain't.
25:12Freeballing?
25:13Tony says some words that I only hear, like, on TikTok and that Americans say.
25:18It's so funny.
25:19How could she call you a bozo?
25:21Bozo.
25:22Bozo.
25:23Great morning, everyone.
25:27Great morning.
25:28That's the most American thing you've said since you've been here.
25:32That a bozo is.
25:34Yeah, bozo is ridiculous, by the way.
25:36That is top work.
25:37You bozo.
25:39Are you guys going to eat these?
25:42Do you have prawn crackers in the US?
25:44Yeah.
25:45But they're shrimp chips.
25:46Shrimp chips is crazy.
25:48Have you heard that?
25:49What Tony calls a prawn cracker?
25:50Shrimp chips.
25:51Shrimp chips.
25:52Scandalous.
25:53That's no good.
25:54I feel evil.
25:55What's on there?
25:56Cracker.
25:57You pick my nose and you're cute.
25:58You're the only person who's ever picked my nose ever in this life, you know?
26:01Don't make it a habit.
26:02Don't make it a habit.
26:03Don't have boogies.
26:04I don't usually have boogies.
26:05I don't usually have boogies.
26:06They're not boogies.
26:07They're not boogies.
26:08They're boogies.
26:09They're boogies.
26:10They're boogies.
26:11Bougies.
26:12Boogies.
26:13Bougies.
26:14Boogies.
26:15Boogies.
26:16Boogies.
26:17Boogies.
26:18Boogies.
26:19Boogies.
26:20So do you say the boogies, man?
26:22They're boogies.
26:25I don't usually have boogies.
26:27They're not boogies, they're boogies.
26:29They're boogies.
26:30Boogies.
26:31Boogies.
26:32Boogies.
26:33Boogies.
26:34Boogies.
26:35Boogies.
26:36So do you say the bogeyman?
26:38Bogeyman.
26:39Bogeyman, yeah.
26:40Boogie.
26:41The bogeyman's a different thing, though.
26:42He's not a bogey.
26:43It's the same word.
26:44Bogeyman.
26:45But do you know who the bogeyman is?
26:47Yeah.
26:47But personally.
26:49I'm the fucking bogeyman.
26:52Well, you do pick Cash's nose for pleasure,
26:54so it's snot beyond the realms of possibility, Tony.
27:03What's up? It's your boy Tiny Tempa.
27:04I'm officially in the Love Island villa.
27:06I cannot believe it.
27:07What an experience it was to headline the first official Love Island Fest.
27:17I had a great time.
27:19Crowd was amazing.
27:22I could see all the Islanders singing along, rapping along to all the lyrics.
27:28I saw people coming up with dance moves that I wish I did for certain songs.
27:41I'm a fan of the girls, so I thought they deserved a shout-out.
27:43They've definitely been repping.
27:43I came to blow out your system.
27:44It's getting ravey, so whip it up.
27:45I'm a fan of the girls, so I thought they deserved a shout-out.
27:47I'm a fan of the girls, so I thought they deserved a shout-out.
27:51They've definitely been repping.
27:53I came to blow out your system.
27:55It's getting ravey, so whip it up.
27:57It's getting ravey, so whip it up.
27:59It's getting ravey, so whip it up.
28:02It's getting ravey, so whip it up.
28:04It's getting ravey, so whip it up.
28:06It's getting ravey, so whip it up.
28:08It's getting ravey, so whip it up.
28:11The atmosphere was incredible.
28:13Love Island Fest was definitely up there in the ranks, man.
28:16We need to do this again.
28:17I want to do this every single year.
28:19We've got to put this on the schedule.
28:20It's getting ravey, so eat it up.
28:23And yo, L.I. Fest, make some noise!
28:26You know what?
28:26It's absolutely incredible to be headlining Love Island Fest,
28:29but it's even more incredible to be on Unseen Bits.
28:32Thanks for that, Tiny.
28:34We loved having you here, too.
28:35Here's some Unseen Reels of the L.I. Fest.
28:39Let's go!
28:41It's a celebration, can we celebrate?
28:44Yeah!
28:45This sensation got me feeling great.
28:49Should be celebrating, please don't make me wait.
28:53For the celebration, can we celebrate?
28:57Yes, we can.
28:59Y'all know who I am.
29:01I make it hot, I keep my foot on the gas.
29:03And I won't stop, I want this night to last.
29:05Yeah!
29:06It's a celebration, can we celebrate?
29:10I come out and I thought it said Lee Fest.
29:13Lee Fest?
29:14Yeah.
29:16Oh, my God!
29:18Oh, my God.
29:19Lee Fest!
29:21I realised it was Love Island.
29:23And one of the best things about festivals, apart from the toilets, are the food trucks.
29:29Those are some big wieners.
29:31Hungry work, this festival lark.
29:33When Maya heard there were hot dogs on the menu, she hot-footed it up to the festival.
29:38This one's a jam like Maya.
29:39Ooh, fire.
29:40She loves a hot dog, she does.
29:44This one's a jam like Maya.
29:45It's Maya!
29:46I've been having an ice party!
29:47Yeah!
29:48There might still be some hot dogs, Maya.
29:53Yeah.
29:54Probably still warm.
29:55I don't think she's here for the hot dogs, Shakira.
29:57Actually, Tony, Maya was desperate for some junk food, but before she could put her order
30:02in, she just had some news.
30:04The public have been voting for their favourite girl and their favourite boy.
30:09But it was the least favourite who were mustard.
30:11Emma.
30:13Boris.
30:16You've been dumped from the island, I'll leave you to say your goodbyes.
30:21This one's a jam like Maya, ooh, fire.
30:25Maya did get her hot dog, but she also got ketchup all over her dress.
30:29This one's a jam like Maya.
30:31But after a quick change, she got an Access All Areas pass and crashed the after party.
30:36Biricus and Angel, you are now at risk of being dumped from the island.
30:41And it was the four favourite islanders who had the tough decision to make.
30:45As much as everyone in here deserves a chance to find love, we've had to take into consideration
30:52existing connections, so the islander that we've decided to dump is Belly Kiss.
30:58Time to pack up, Belly Kiss.
31:02Can we help you at all?
31:05No, it's okay.
31:06I think everything is pretty, like, there's not much stuff anyways.
31:09Sorry.
31:11There's really no way we can help you.
31:13No, honestly.
31:14I'm halfway, or I'm almost done.
31:15Right, so let's do up the suitcase, girls.
31:17Whoa, that's everything.
31:18That's, sir.
31:19Do you know what, actually?
31:20I need to open the suitcase again.
31:22What's in the bag must remain a mystery.
31:24The Belly Kiss case is now closed.
31:27APPLAUSE
31:29And it's the best thing to do.
31:31So, thank you, again.
31:33The BBC is actually the best thing to do.
31:36Do you know what, actually?
31:37I need to open the suitcase again.
31:39What's in the bag must remain a mystery.
31:41The Belly Kiss case is now closed.
31:43Here's an unseen clip of Meg and Dijon having a very familiar conversation.
31:54I've got deja vu. This happened before. This has happened before.
31:59When did it happen? In your dream?
32:00Hang on, that's not a new unseen clip. I've seen this before.
32:05I've got deja vu. This happened before. This has happened before.
32:10When did it happen? In your dream?
32:11Oh no, we're stuck in a flashback loop. A repetitive cycle that goes on and on and on and on.
32:18You get the idea. This has happened before.
32:20When did it happen? In your dream?
32:21Quick, do something. Try a different sound effect.
32:25This has happened before.
32:26When did it happen? In your dream?
32:27That didn't work. Try this one.
32:30Bingo! It works!
32:33Yo, yo, yo!
32:35Hello!
32:36Who the fuck is shouting yo, yo, yo?
32:38Did you miss us? Did you miss us? Because we miss you!
32:41Oh, no, I'm getting that feeling again.
32:45Oh, I can hear it. It's a giggle.
32:47What was it called? Deja vu?
32:49Welcome, blue!
32:50What's happening, Maya? You all right?
32:51OK, I'm sick of being trapped in the past. Let's try that spinning effect.
32:59I think it's called Megan.
33:01You're from Ireland?
33:02You're from Ireland?
33:02Yeah.
33:03Why do you say it like that?
33:04Ireland!
33:05Because I don't know how to say it.
33:06Ireland!
33:07Ireland!
33:08Ireland!
33:08What do you do?
33:09I was an energy broker before I came in here.
33:11A what? A energy what?
33:12Broker.
33:13Energy broker?
33:13Yeah, so, like, salesperson and phone for energy.
33:18For energy?
33:18Like energy contracts, like gas, electric, all that shit.
33:20Oh, oh, oh, oh!
33:21I just have an accent, so it seems to work for me.
33:24What?
33:24Walk?
33:26I need to slow down.
33:27I have an accent, so it seems to work for me.
33:29Work for you?
33:30Work.
33:31No, the way you say work is crazy.
33:32OK, can you cook?
33:33No.
33:34Fuck no, if it doesn't go in an air fry, I don't want to know about it.
33:36It's going the wrong way right now.
33:38What, no, you can't even fry a young onion?
33:40I don't even like onions.
33:44You don't like onions?
33:45No.
33:46No, this is no good.
33:48Where's our second date?
33:49Where would our second date be?
33:51Oh, if we went on the outside.
33:53My steakhouse in London.
33:55Yeah, OK.
33:56And then maybe we'll go for some drinks after.
33:58Yeah.
33:59What's your favourite food?
34:00Steak and truffle mash.
34:03Truffle mash?
34:04Isn't, is truffle garlic?
34:06Actually, truffle is mushrooms.
34:09No, someone said that to me.
34:11Someone said, how do you not like truffle if you love garlic?
34:14Jesus.
34:15Do you like garlic?
34:17Yeah, I like garlic.
34:17I love garlic.
34:18The only thing I don't like is baked beans.
34:21Baked beans?
34:22Fucking ate baked beans.
34:23You hate them?
34:24Yeah.
34:24Why?
34:25I don't know, I just don't like them.
34:26I've never got along with them.
34:29I've never got along with them.
34:30Me and them argue all the time.
34:31Like, me and baked beans?
34:36Nah.
34:37We've got beefs.
34:38We fell out when we were younger.
34:39It's like, when we were younger, when I was younger.
34:45No, do you know one food that I don't like is donuts.
34:47Donuts?
34:48Food.
34:48Any type of donuts?
34:49Any donut.
34:50But it's weird, because I love cake.
34:52Love cake.
34:53Yeah.
34:53What's your favourite cake?
34:54Angel cakes.
34:55Of course it is.
34:56Are you tiggalish?
34:57No, not at all.
34:58Oh, my God.
34:59Wait, so how are you not tiggalish anyway?
35:01You're not tiggalish.
35:02Are you?
35:03Not massively.
35:04Only, so I'm only tiggalish if you can tiggle.
35:07No, like, if you can actually tiggle, then I'm tiggalish.
35:12What do you mean, if you can actually tiggle?
35:15Is there any wrong way I would tiggle it?
35:16Like, does it have to be, like, soft, tickle, tickle?
35:20No, it has to be, like, I don't know, just a tiggle.
35:23You know, like, some people can't tiggle.
35:25No.
35:26What, when they're just going...
35:28Tickle, tickle, tickle.
35:29Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.
35:38No, yeah, I'm a little bit tiggalish.
35:39I'm with you, Blue.
35:40I'm not tigglish at all.
35:42I'm 100% Scottish.
35:43I know the girls love to wear a lot of make-up,
35:48but the size of the cotton wool balls they use
35:50are getting out of control.
35:51Still, they seem to be having a ball.
35:53Who did we have a podcast with?
35:55I think it was Harrison, and we made him hold the ball
35:57if he wanted to speak.
35:59Oh!
36:00You're out.
36:01Get out.
36:02Get out.
36:04You boring, bitch.
36:06You want to call me boring?
36:07You're just coming to me all the time.
36:14There was a question in that one.
36:16OK, take your eye off the ball and guess.
36:19What happened next?
36:22Find out after the ball.
36:23I mean break.
36:24Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
36:40Can you feel it, feel it?
36:41So get your groove back on.
36:43Can you feel it now?
36:44Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
36:47It's all just something you feel.
36:50Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
36:53We've been dipping our toes into the best clips you don't get to see.
36:57I'm pretty sure that toe is bigger than your little finger.
37:00Close.
37:02That's insane.
37:03That sends you all jumping for joy.
37:08Wow.
37:10Because we've got more clips for you to dunk into.
37:13What are you dunking that in?
37:14That's not a proper tea you're dunking it in, is it?
37:16That's nasty of his green tea.
37:18No, that's not.
37:19Meg. Meg.
37:20Meg, that is criminal.
37:22I don't know.
37:25Prepare for the world to be turned on its head.
37:29It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
37:33To celebrate the Lionesses making the final of the Euros before the break,
37:37the girls were playing some ball games.
37:39You used to come at me all the time.
37:43There was a question in that one.
37:46Like, boo, what happened next?
37:49Oh, I didn't expect that one.
37:53Oh, no!
37:55Oh, no, he's out of here!
37:57Jamie, no!
37:59Jamie, no!
38:01That scared the shit out of me.
38:03What the fuck?
38:06I actually fully bumped it like that.
38:08If you can't play!
38:09I need bubble wrap, man.
38:11You need more than bubble wrap, Jamie.
38:13You need a suit of armour, pal!
38:15Since she came back to the villa, Ty has been itching to ask Megan something.
38:26I get to see the Harry Potter scar in Flash.
38:28Oh, yeah.
38:28It was itching today.
38:29I mean, things are going to happen.
38:30Does it?
38:31Is that real?
38:31Yeah, it was itching this morning.
38:33Oh, I know.
38:33So a buzz coming.
38:34I know!
38:36And Megan's scar is never wrong.
38:39Brace yourself for...
38:41The Islanders and the Order of the Graftys!
38:47Yes, it's the most prestigious awards ceremony of the season.
38:50And like all good awards ceremonies, it led to people storming off.
38:54It's not easy watching that back.
38:56For who?
38:56You or me?
39:00So let's cheer everyone up with our Unseen Bits Awards!
39:10The Daftys!
39:21First up, the best no-filter moment.
39:24The nominees are Harry for the words of wisdom that pass from his lips.
39:30Nice.
39:33Yasmin for her stylish takedowns.
39:37Harry's trials is a giving like, I found myself in Thailand.
39:40I was thinking that too, there should be elephants on there.
39:44But the winner is Angel for tricking the villa's resident joker into this uncensored slip.
39:50Harry, do you know Dan?
39:52Um, what's his last name?
39:54Dan Gleeballs?
39:56Nah.
39:56What?
39:57I don't know Dan Gleeballs.
39:59LAUGHTER
40:00Oh, you fucker!
40:02Yes!
40:02You are fire!
40:04You are fire!
40:05Next up, the most emotional moments.
40:09The nominees are Dressing Room Disco.
40:18The Boys Bedroom Bop.
40:20And the winner is Angel's AstroTurf Athletics.
40:38Impressive and slightly terrifying.
40:41And finally, the award that made the most noise.
40:44The fartiest performance.
40:48And the nominees are Yasmin for Better Out Than In.
40:54That's just farted again.
40:57And whoever did this anonymous entry.
40:59Oh, what is that smile then?
41:04Don't make me gag.
41:06No, stop.
41:08Mate, spray something then.
41:10Someone's farted.
41:12Someone.
41:12There's only three of you.
41:14It wasn't me.
41:14But the winner for technical brilliance is...
41:17Jamie!
41:19With a nuclear bomb bomb to rival Oppenheimer.
41:26We were blown away by his encore.
41:29No.
41:31Congratulations to the winners.
41:33And everyone else, remember it's the taking fart that counts.
41:39It's fun out.
41:40It's time now for Beach Hot Bonanza!
41:51What is it?
41:52And this week, I asked them to do celebrity impressions.
41:55Oh, yes!
41:57Yes, I'm so good at this.
41:59I can't do an impression of myself, let alone a celebrity.
42:03Jennifer Coolidge, the icon, the legend and the moment.
42:06I'm taking the drug, dummy ass.
42:09I'll do Peter Griffin, yeah.
42:10What just happened was actually kind of shit.
42:14Get to the chopper!
42:16What does Mickey Mouse say?
42:17Hello, Winnie.
42:19That was actually good, I think, was it?
42:22Well, hey, everybody, it's me, Ricky Mouse!
42:26This is a very niche one, but this is Bibble from Barbie Ferritopia.
42:31Na-na-na-na, Dizzy Pooh!
42:33Honey, where's my super suit?
42:36Do you know the Muffin Man? The Muffin Man? The Muffin Man!
42:41All right, this is my Boris Johnson impression.
42:43You should not be meeting friends.
42:45Dirty, dirty little love it says, so you're coming back!
42:54Let's do Kourtney Kardashian.
42:56Kim, you're literally being so rude right now.
43:00Being a mom is a job, and all you care about is your business.
43:05And then Chris is like, you're doing amazing, sweetie!
43:10That's Carlton from Will Smith. I mean, from Fresh Prince of Ville.
43:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I feel no pain.
43:16Harry will get that one. Get Harry to do that one.
43:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I feel no pain.
43:22That is the best sound of the film ever.
43:24My fellow Irish queen, Aidan Coyle.
43:26My date of birth, 15 to the 6th, 85, make me a Gemini.
43:30Hold on, what date of birth did I give?
43:32Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to go to bed before either of you come up with another
43:38clever idea to get us killed. Or even worse, expelled.
43:41She needs to sort out her priority.
43:45Tonight on Love Island.
43:47I can't do his accent. His voice is so hard to do.
43:52Previously on Love Up...
43:56Tonight...
43:58It just sounds like I'm Scottish.
44:00Oh, my God, is that even Scottish? Is he Scottish?
44:03I'm 100% Scottish.
44:05Come back next time for some more Beach Hot Banana!
44:09OK, time to go. We checked everyone's in bed and the Beach Hot is empty.
44:20Hold on, hey.
44:21Oh, hi, Tiny.
44:22Getting comfy.
44:23That's great, but it's now time to get out the Beach Hot and go home.
44:27It's the end of Unseen Bits.
44:29What is Unseen Bits, by the way?
44:32Does anyone watch it?
44:33It really is time to go. Can we just turn the lights out, please?
44:36OK, thank you.
44:38I thought he'd never leave.
45:06It really is time to go.
45:08I'll be back.
45:10Run off of the Beach Hot, please.
45:12I'll be back next time.
45:14Bye, alright.
45:15I'll be back.
45:16I'll be right back.
45:18I'll be back.
45:18Honey, it's time to go.
45:21Honestly, my friends are getting home.
45:22I've been here.
45:23I've been here, too.
45:24I want to go to the beach.
45:25I'll be back.
45:26I'll be back.
45:28I'll be back.
45:30Bye, bye.
45:31Bye, bye.
45:32Bye, bye.
45:35Bye, bye, bye.
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