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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep.
00:00:18Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Hey, Dad, um, I'm stuck, and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Lee.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41Wait, me?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:49You must have a death wish.
00:00:50Oh, God.
00:00:54You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:03Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:18What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You get away from me, creep.
00:01:33Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:45Mr. Collins?
00:01:54That's in his...
00:01:55best friend?
00:01:56You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:17Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22You want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:40He's buffering him.
00:02:44Something wrong?
00:02:47Um.
00:02:47Your arm is...
00:02:52Wet.
00:02:55From the rain.
00:02:58Wipe it, then.
00:02:59There's no rain up there.
00:03:23Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:31Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:35beating up sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:45Come to think of it,
00:03:46I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:49I don't do small talk.
00:03:54Okay, then.
00:03:59Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:01I need to pick something up.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:04I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up.
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:09Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me
00:04:16and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:19If I take you,
00:04:23will you shut up?
00:04:24Yes.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:34You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:48It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:04When you're done checking me out,
00:05:31I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:35That was a yawn.
00:05:36Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:38It's past your bedtime.
00:05:42Stop calling me kid.
00:05:44You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:07This is a small kickback.
00:06:09Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:12Does your dad know about that?
00:06:14Well,
00:06:15maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:19I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:20but he doesn't live here.
00:06:22And neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:24I live here now.
00:06:25He put me in charge.
00:06:27And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:28Wait, Chris.
00:06:29No, please.
00:06:29Please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:35You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:47I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:52and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:01Or not.
00:07:02Either way,
00:07:04I have to stay here
00:07:04until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:13Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:21I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:24It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:27This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him.
00:07:30This is a sick fuck.
00:07:31You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here
00:07:40or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:50You are not living here.
00:07:52I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:07:59You better not show your face in there.
00:08:04I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:14God damn it.
00:08:16Promise to Mark.
00:08:17I don't need you acting like an asshole.
00:08:18I don't know.
00:08:23I don't know.
00:08:26Whoa.
00:08:27Who's this?
00:08:28Good enough.
00:08:28Grandpa?
00:08:29Grandpa?
00:08:31He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:33Huh?
00:08:34Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:45I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:47Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:50And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:08:58Hi, hi. Christina Fox and Becca too.
00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh. I didn't miss it.
00:09:10It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:18Thanks, Heather.
00:09:19Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:22Enjoy the party!
00:09:27I guess this bottle and the gallon makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:33Where's Harper?
00:09:35Harper?
00:09:38Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:47I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:50I don't like talking.
00:09:52Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:54Christina and I were into group activities.
00:09:57Talk or no talk?
00:10:00You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:04For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:05Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:13Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again.
00:10:15And I'll make you regret it.
00:10:17Huh?
00:10:19He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:22I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:27Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:40Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:43Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:47Ew!
00:10:47Yeah, okay, yeah, of course you can.
00:10:49You're, you're, like, your school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks.
00:10:54You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:59We're, we're friends?
00:11:01Of course!
00:11:03I have to pee.
00:11:05Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:10What dirt can I find?
00:11:29Oh, this is gold!
00:11:34Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:40Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:58I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:00Okay.
00:12:10What the hell?
00:12:21Attention, everybody.
00:12:23Hello.
00:12:24You all seem a little bored.
00:12:27So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:31A few pages of Harper's diary!
00:12:36Let's see.
00:12:40Dear diary,
00:12:42Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:48Aw, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:56No!
00:12:57He's gonna give it back!
00:12:58Dad's friend, Chris, is like a DILF.
00:13:06That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck!
00:13:10And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:13:17You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:21Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:23No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:25Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:28Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:37Let's pull right down.
00:13:45Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:47Papa!
00:13:58Fuck this!
00:14:13Fuck this!
00:14:14Fuck!
00:14:16Fuck!
00:14:17Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:30You were supposed to get rid of him.
00:14:36Come to her party now.
00:14:38Take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life.
00:14:42It was a joke. It was a joke.
00:14:44The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:49Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:53First, that's enough.
00:14:56Let her go.
00:14:59One last thing.
00:15:04What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:06You're too old to be this petty.
00:15:08You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:10Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:11Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:15If you mess with her again...
00:15:17Fuck you up.
00:15:22Harper literally just fell.
00:15:24I don't give a fuck.
00:15:25Everyone out.
00:15:27The fuck out.
00:15:27What the hell was that?
00:15:38What the hell was that?
00:15:40She hurt you.
00:15:57Chris, I'm fine.
00:15:59Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:01You're crying.
00:16:09Why are you crying?
00:16:10I won't understand.
00:16:12Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:14They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:15I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:20Stupid.
00:16:20I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:23You just embarrassed me in front of him.
00:16:24I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:25And she's the queen of our souls.
00:16:26I said stop.
00:16:30I said stop.
00:16:33I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:35We'll find you another school.
00:16:37I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:38Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:42Just because you run some sort of shady business, darling.
00:16:44I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:46I told you to stop calling me that.
00:16:55And I told you to stop acting like what?
00:17:00Oh, yeah?
00:17:02If I'm such a kid,
00:17:05what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:12Sorry, kid.
00:17:13That's my gun.
00:17:14You're gonna have to try a lot harder
00:17:16if you want to turn me on.
00:17:19You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:35Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:37You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:46I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:53Oh!
00:17:55God.
00:18:02What?
00:18:03What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:15No.
00:18:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:20This cannot be happening.
00:18:21He's gonna be back in a second.
00:18:22You know, if you weren't played,
00:18:32you could have just asked.
00:18:37I don't want to...
00:18:38I don't want to play.
00:18:39What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:41Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:43You're the one who came into my room,
00:18:45into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:46I was doing you a favor
00:18:50and helping you move out
00:18:51because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:54Uncuff me.
00:18:58What are your manners?
00:19:02Say please.
00:19:06I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:08Give me the key.
00:19:18What the...
00:19:19You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:21Are you ready to listen?
00:19:23Like a good little girl?
00:19:25Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:31Rule number one.
00:19:32There was a lot
00:19:34scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:38You just haven't been out in the real world
00:19:39long enough to notice it.
00:19:41So when I tell you
00:19:42that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:44you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:47I can take care of my...
00:19:48Rule number two.
00:19:50No talking back.
00:19:52I am the last guy
00:19:54you want to piss off.
00:19:56Rule number three.
00:20:05Don't start any games.
00:20:08You're not ready to play.
00:20:09So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:30My plans are none of your concerns.
00:20:33Here in the regular
00:20:35no-violent, non-mafia America,
00:20:37we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:41You can have your privacy.
00:20:43Until sunset.
00:20:46What does that mean?
00:20:50You have curfew.
00:20:52Ah!
00:21:07How's my daughter?
00:21:15Um, hot.
00:21:17What was that?
00:21:19Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:21Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:22That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:25Is she back from class?
00:21:26She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:29Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:32She's fine, Mark.
00:21:33Good.
00:21:34You're my best friend.
00:21:36You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:44You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:46Give me some time, stay with my drive,
00:21:58walk with my heart, too.
00:22:00Give me some time, stay with my drive,
00:22:01walk with my heart, too.
00:22:04Give me some time.
00:22:05Take a walk, walk with my heart, too.
00:22:09you're a fucking strip club harper
00:22:23your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble
00:22:27and you're at a goddamn strip
00:22:39oh excuse me we're filming filming filming what some real hot stuff now beat it grandpa go find a
00:22:49room somewhere else i'm looking for harper it says her location is here so step aside before i make
00:22:56you nope harper is my best friend and she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for hey
00:23:02wait wait wait he looks so sexy keep going harper
00:23:15you shouldn't be here you shouldn't be here i tried to stop him
00:23:28no harper you shouldn't be in this grimy ass place what do you think you're doing here
00:23:35it's for a class project give them this camera back you prick
00:23:39class my ass is that what you told her to get her here i'd stick this camera straight
00:23:44chris stop not until i pummel this creep then the camera's next
00:23:48hey wait wait wait not the camera cost a thousand dollars
00:23:51you should have thought about that before making harper shoot your porn
00:23:54that is enough
00:23:55these look amazing harper oh my best friend is so sexy
00:24:14wait till the whole class sees this no one's going to see these
00:24:17deleting them what that is art give them this camera back or i swear to god i'll go out there
00:24:24and i'll give one of those creeps a lap dance
00:24:26see how much my dad likes that
00:24:30your choice
00:24:35camera is
00:24:39camera is
00:24:40no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no you asshole
00:24:45if you ever ask harper to do something like this again i will jam that camera so far down your throat
00:24:52you'll be shitting out polaroids
00:24:54what the fuck is your problem
00:24:58We're leaving.
00:25:04Now.
00:25:11So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:16I did it for your own good.
00:25:18You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:21You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:25You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you, like a piece of meat.
00:25:31My classmate? It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:38Jealous? Jealous?
00:25:45You're cute, Harper. I'll give you that.
00:25:48And those things you do, they're cute too.
00:25:53You know what's not cute?
00:25:55Me jealous.
00:25:57Now you were right, I'm in some shady business.
00:26:00And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:03But you better not test me.
00:26:05Or I'll break you.
00:26:09In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:15Well guess what?
00:26:17You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:19Just admit, just admit that you want me.
00:26:30What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:34There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:38Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:40You know what, Chris?
00:26:41You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:42Fine.
00:26:43But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:26:46Let's see if dad keeps you around now.
00:26:50So, are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:55No.
00:26:56Are you sleeping with the professor?
00:26:59Oh my god, Maria, no!
00:27:01Ew!
00:27:03That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:05He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:08And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:11I don't know.
00:27:12But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:15Um, wait.
00:27:17You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:20Think about it.
00:27:24What?
00:27:26We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:29The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:31So that's step one.
00:27:32Hmm.
00:27:33You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:37He was jealous, Harbs.
00:27:38Yeah, right.
00:27:39Jealous of me?
00:27:40I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:43He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:48Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:50Jealous over you.
00:27:51It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:55So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:00Until he snaps.
00:28:01And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:05And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to buttfuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:12Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:14Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:17Because I get what I want.
00:28:19He's so rich.
00:28:31Sexy outfit, check.
00:28:33Popcorn, check.
00:28:35The notebook.
00:28:36The only movie that can make a guy cry.
00:28:38Check.
00:28:38what do you want you done giving me the silent treatment um popcorn harper you idiot seduce him
00:28:58i mean i brought snacks as a peace offering but if you're busy i can come back later
00:29:08oh wait wait wait i have a date but that's not important your pulse is racing what's going on
00:29:19is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble no i just
00:29:25i came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie but it's
00:29:37well are we watching a movie or not
00:29:42but what about your date
00:29:59how are you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever
00:30:12because it's not real this is ridiculous no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for
00:30:21someone like this it's true love
00:30:23true love there's no such thing as true love anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo
00:30:31or
00:30:31maybe you're just a soulless ai bot and there are batteries in your back
00:30:42what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:55what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:58now come on just admit that you enjoyed it
00:31:09don't mess with me harper i'm not a toy i'll ruin you
00:31:12well
00:31:13i'm not just something that can be ruined as hard as you try to convince yourself i'm not a little girl
00:31:19anymore
00:31:19it's not a lie you are a beautiful woman and i'm too much for you kid
00:31:30you can't handle me try me
00:31:37i don't do that lovey-dovey shit i don't kiss and i don't make love harper
00:31:43maybe i'm into that no i don't think you are
00:31:53what did you get yourself into harper
00:32:06just shut up and watch the movie
00:32:13you're supposed to seduce him harper not be seduced by him
00:32:30i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:34i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:37you're late big daddy
00:32:40but you sound pissed so i'll wait
00:32:44you want to come in and fuck your frustration up
00:32:47not tonight busy busy
00:32:53never for me you're not
00:32:55when the hell could you possibly be
00:32:59are you with another woman woman no
00:33:01not a woman do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now
00:33:10not this guy who lose my number
00:33:28whoever this girl is your days are numbered
00:33:31you do not flake on melana kaufman
00:33:52she's going to be the dead to me
00:33:53you did because i'm coming for you chris collins
00:34:09stay
00:34:14damn it harper
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00:34:44i
00:34:46you know if you're trying to fill me up you should probably have your hand inside my pants
00:35:01oh my god did we have sex oh my god did we have sex i slept with my dad's best friend
00:35:10his business partner i'm a dead girl walking no but we might as well if you're going to keep your
00:35:18hand on me so so we didn't no because you're still alive trust me you can't handle a night with me
00:35:31angel one night with me is when you wouldn't survive you don't know that
00:35:36let's just say you're lucky you're not my type oh yeah explain that
00:35:43that's morning wood sweetheart don't get your hopes up we're not on a nickname basis
00:35:50you're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint
00:35:55is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you
00:36:00is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you
00:36:04what's wrong not as adventurous as you thought you were
00:36:14i am gonna go for a caca walk
00:36:17i'm gonna go for a walk
00:36:20with my friend
00:36:22thanks for watching me sleep bye
00:36:25what's up
00:36:39what's up
00:36:45what's up
00:36:47This will do.
00:36:57So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun
00:37:00and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:13Struggling much?
00:37:17I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:42I had no other choice.
00:37:46I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:50Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:53You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:55That's not.
00:38:02No underwear.
00:38:03That's a bad manners, Angel.
00:38:14What are you going to do?
00:38:17Punish you.
00:38:23I don't know.
00:38:24You don't know me?
00:38:39I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:43Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:47And so you do your worst.
00:38:49And so you do your worst.
00:38:50I'm sorry.
00:39:07I can't let this happen.
00:39:08What the heck?
00:39:08Why are you stopping?
00:39:09You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:18But what about...
00:39:20There's no buts.
00:39:24Can't let this happen again.
00:39:36Cockblock!
00:39:36You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:47You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:51That was part of the plan!
00:39:53I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:39:55I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:57Was it big?
00:40:00So big.
00:40:03Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:06It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:10Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:11He's a sex freak?
00:40:13Like, BDSM?
00:40:15The whole nine yards.
00:40:16Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:19My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:21Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:25Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:28Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:31Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:33Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:39Stop messing with that.
00:40:55You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:40:58You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:00How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:03He is not my man.
00:41:04I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:10Ew, leave, Brian.
00:41:12She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:14You still letting us lose or make your decisions for you?
00:41:17Harps?
00:41:19Huh?
00:41:22What do you want, Brian?
00:41:27Just five minutes.
00:41:31Fine.
00:41:32Harper, are you sure?
00:41:33It's okay.
00:41:34Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:52Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:54I want to get back together.
00:42:04You cheated on me.
00:42:07I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:10But that was months ago.
00:42:12Huh?
00:42:13Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:15This isn't about payback.
00:42:18I've moved on, and you should too.
00:42:20What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:24Hmm?
00:42:25Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:28You slut?
00:42:29Hmm?
00:42:29Get off of me!
00:42:30Hmm?
00:42:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:33Let me see them.
00:42:34Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:36Show me.
00:42:36Show me!
00:42:37Let go of me!
00:42:38There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:42I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:45A drink?
00:42:46I don't have time for this.
00:42:47You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:50That's not happening.
00:42:52Ever.
00:42:53Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:56Me?
00:42:57We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:01Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:03It's not a threat.
00:43:05It's a fact.
00:43:05You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:13But I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:15I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:24Help me!
00:43:25Help!
00:43:26Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:28Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:31Good girl.
00:43:32You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:36I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:38That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:41And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:44You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:48You okay?
00:43:52Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:54She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:43:55Stop it!
00:44:07You're going to kill him.
00:44:08Good.
00:44:08He's not worth it.
00:44:10Let's go.
00:44:13If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:18I promise.
00:44:20Let's go.
00:44:20Fuck.
00:44:42Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:45Should we call 911?
00:44:46Seriously, Harper?
00:44:49He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:51I handled myself just fine.
00:44:53And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:12You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:16So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:29Let's see who you are.
00:45:31Do we have to do this?
00:45:45What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:48Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:52Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:54So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:45:59I'm going to throw up.
00:46:15Breathe.
00:46:18And do this.
00:46:19I'm right here.
00:46:47Don't focus on the water.
00:46:50Just look at me.
00:46:56It's not hard to do.
00:46:58It's not hard to do.
00:46:58It's okay.
00:47:12It's okay.
00:47:12It's okay.
00:47:13I got you.
00:47:14It's okay.
00:47:15It's okay.
00:47:16It's okay.
00:47:21You're fine.
00:47:23You're fine, Harper.
00:47:24Just breathe.
00:47:31Just keep breathing.
00:47:35How are you feeling?
00:47:43Fine.
00:47:44Just insanely distracted.
00:47:46Ready for the next step?
00:47:51I don't know if I'm ready.
00:47:58I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:02I thought you didn't make this.
00:48:06What?
00:48:06Oh, my God.
00:48:11Oh, my God.
00:48:12You're talking about swimming.
00:48:15You're talking about swimming.
00:48:19What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:23I want you to get used to being underwired.
00:48:25I want you to get used to being underwired.
00:48:26I want you to get used to being underwired.
00:48:27I want you to get used to being underwired.
00:48:28I want you to get used to being underwired.
00:48:29I want you to get used to being underwired.
00:48:30I want you to get used to being underwired.
00:48:31I want you to get used to being underwired.
00:48:32I want you to get used to being underwired.
00:48:33I want you to get used to being underwired.
00:48:34I want you to get used to being underwired.
00:48:35I want you to get used to being underwired.
00:48:36I want you to get used to being underwired.
00:48:37I want you to get used to being underwired.
00:48:38I want you to get used to being underwired.
00:48:39I want you to get used to being underwired.
00:48:40Parker!
00:48:50Parker!
00:48:52Parker!
00:48:57What happened?
00:48:58What happened?
00:48:59You blacked out.
00:49:00You're okay.
00:49:03You're okay.
00:49:04Sorry.
00:49:05Sorry.
00:49:06For what?
00:49:07You did amazing.
00:49:12It's just going to get better and better.
00:49:14What you did is...
00:49:16It's okay.
00:49:20We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:22Just kiss me.
00:49:26Your dad won't like this.
00:49:28Don't think about him.
00:49:29If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:33If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:34I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:38I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:41Just say you don't want me.
00:49:53Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:57I want you.
00:49:59And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:01You're going to get hurt.
00:50:01I don't want you.
00:50:07You're like...
00:50:08What the hell?
00:50:19What are you doing?
00:50:20We need to talk about this first.
00:50:22Inside.
00:50:22With our minds, not our crosses.
00:50:24Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:26I'm not a tease.
00:50:27I just care about you.
00:50:29So you are a grandpa.
00:50:30Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:36Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:39No, I need a moment to pull off.
00:50:45I'm going to shower.
00:50:45Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:07So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:10Running a daycare.
00:51:11Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:18Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:21I'm Alana Kaufman.
00:51:22The heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:25I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:29And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:31He might be sexy.
00:51:33But you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:37Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:42Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:46Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:48You've been tracking him?
00:51:51What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:53The same kind he is.
00:51:56Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:10I'm surprised.
00:52:13Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:16Just all around.
00:52:19Not intense enough for him.
00:52:21Not intense enough?
00:52:23Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:28Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:33I mean, look at you.
00:52:34You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:40You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:41Don't call me that.
00:52:46You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:49He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:51Handcuff you, so you can't run.
00:52:54Choke you out.
00:52:56None of that.
00:52:57Kissing.
00:52:58Pillow talk.
00:53:00Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind
00:53:02because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:07He'll be bored of you and meek.
00:53:10He actually lives here with me.
00:53:13You're going to scare me.
00:53:21Help me.
00:53:24I can't swim.
00:53:29Help.
00:53:30Help.
00:53:30I can't swim.
00:53:43Harper.
00:53:44Harper.
00:53:44Harper.
00:53:44Smile for T.M.D.
00:53:49Get out of here.
00:53:50Please don't.
00:53:52Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:53:55That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:04Harper.
00:54:05Harper.
00:54:32Harper.
00:54:33Harper, no, come on.
00:54:50Harper, Harper.
00:54:53Breathe, breathe, breathe.
00:54:55It's okay, I got you.
00:54:56You're sick.
00:54:57I thought I was going to die.
00:55:00I thought I was going to die.
00:55:02You're okay, just breathe.
00:55:03Just go.
00:55:05You're safe now.
00:55:06Just breathe.
00:55:08Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:10I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:13It's pathetic.
00:55:14Homewreck?
00:55:17Harper could never homewreck us, Milana.
00:55:20She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:25I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:55:27We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:32She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:39Joke me, Carter.
00:55:40I miss how rough you get out of her, baby.
00:55:47I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:55:50How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:57She's fine.
00:55:58Stop overreacting, baby.
00:55:59What are you doing?
00:56:09Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:56:16and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:20You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:27Have you got that?
00:56:29Are you threatening me?
00:56:31No.
00:56:32I'm telling you.
00:56:33Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:38Get out of here.
00:56:40Wait.
00:56:40Please, don't.
00:56:42I'll do anything.
00:56:44Please.
00:56:44What are you doing?
00:56:57Oh, Chris, no.
00:57:00Wait.
00:57:01Wait.
00:57:01Oh, no.
00:57:02I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.
00:57:25She will not bother you again.
00:57:28I swear.
00:57:29Don't worry about it.
00:57:32I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:40I never dated her.
00:57:43We weren't a thing.
00:57:46A lot of brain to her.
00:57:54Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:57:56She said that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:09That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:23Satisfy you.
00:58:25In bed.
00:58:25That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:36Is that true?
00:58:44That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:48But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:51I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:53When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.
00:59:05And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:13What did you regret?
00:59:15Not doing this sooner.
00:59:16Not doing this.
00:59:37what the hell am i doing why don't you stop again you're playing with fire harper your dad is going
00:59:55to kill me i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things i get out this isn't about
01:00:02mark it's about you and me so whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours
01:00:07you need to kill it i'm too dangerous
01:00:12so you're saying the kiss was a mistake and i should forget this ever happened
01:00:20it's for the best harper there's a reason i don't let people close to me yeah
01:00:26it's because you're a coward you're allowed to be mad at me just admit it you led me on and then
01:00:35you got cold feet just be a man and own it it's not you don't you're a psycho
01:00:40just trying to protect you
01:00:50morning
01:00:58bagel i'm not hungry
01:01:02you need to eat
01:01:07no what i need is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:01:21are we even now
01:01:27bageled me and you made me striptease for you
01:01:32what's wrong get up i hate seeing you like this
01:01:37you should have thought about that before you broke my heart
01:01:39columbia university gallery exhibition featuring the work of students harper reeves
01:01:59i'm going to make this up to you
01:02:04promise
01:02:06has mr colin seen this harper you're like michael fucking angelo
01:02:17nope
01:02:21and he's never going to
01:02:23huh
01:02:24i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening
01:02:27why would i invite an asshole who led me on
01:02:30oh hey hey
01:02:33let's forget about that douchebag
01:02:35okay you need to impress some fancy pants arts investor so you can pass this class
01:02:39and i am not letting you fail
01:02:41stop moping
01:02:43let's go wine and dine some rich people okay
01:02:46okay
01:02:49wow how long do you think this took to paint christina
01:03:04like a million hours
01:03:06who the fuck cares
01:03:08we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:03:11make sure no one's coming
01:03:16whoops
01:03:31i think i hear them coming let's go
01:03:40one last touch
01:03:42good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:03:54heartburn
01:03:55tonight is gonna be perfect
01:04:01no no no no my final project
01:04:09how am i gonna graduate
01:04:11why would someone do this to me
01:04:13harper
01:04:18harper
01:04:21i'm kind of confused
01:04:23is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:25is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:31don't say that
01:04:33it's obviously her self-portrait
01:04:37did you do this
01:04:44christina
01:04:46if i don't
01:04:48sell my work tonight
01:04:49i'm gonna fail the class
01:04:51we're gonna report you to the dean christina
01:04:53you're not gonna get away with this
01:04:54guess what
01:04:55you have no proof
01:04:57good luck with that losers
01:05:00that's what you get for fucking with me
01:05:03harper
01:05:04harper
01:05:06there's the student i've been looking for
01:05:08i can explain
01:05:10harper
01:05:13is this your work
01:05:16it's so ugly
01:05:19isn't it professor
01:05:20we have to fail harper
01:05:22it looks like a complete choke
01:05:25ladies
01:05:26i assure you harper knew what she was doing
01:05:28in fact
01:05:30guests just bought this piece
01:05:33wait what
01:05:34who would buy this crap
01:05:36i will
01:05:37who would buy this piece of crap
01:05:51i will
01:05:52it's you
01:05:56you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party
01:05:59christina don't be rude
01:06:02don't you know who this is
01:06:04chris collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:06:07there's no way
01:06:09that's okay professor
01:06:10not everyone has taste
01:06:12how much for this painting
01:06:16oh no
01:06:16you
01:06:17our starting price is 18
01:06:19done
01:06:24wait
01:06:26$1,800
01:06:27you can study at this school or not
01:06:31we haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000
01:06:34you're telling me this gun pulling whiskey chugging whack ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account
01:06:45here's two mil
01:06:47take the rest and buy art supplies whatever it is you need to get for harper's sake
01:06:53sir mr collins this is too much
01:06:57oh my god oh my god
01:07:00are you fucking kidding me
01:07:02are you fucking kidding me
01:07:06language miss hawkes
01:07:08don't tell me what to do old lady
01:07:10who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars
01:07:14my father still runs this university
01:07:17money runs this university
01:07:20and i'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:07:25for disciplinary action
01:07:28you're going to get us expelled
01:07:30professor you can't
01:07:32please
01:07:33getting expelled sounds
01:07:35just about right to me
01:07:36no wait professor
01:07:37not so fast
01:07:38what the fuck else do you want from me
01:07:42i can't believe that you two would do something like this
01:07:55good luck proving it was us
01:07:57knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me
01:08:03i don't need to ruin your lives
01:08:05those dresses though
01:08:07what
01:08:09what
01:08:10huh
01:08:11i
01:08:12ahhhh
01:08:13ahhhh
01:08:14ahhhh
01:08:16ahhhh
01:08:17ahhhh
01:08:18ahhhh
01:08:19ahhhh
01:08:20ahhhh
01:08:21ahhhh
01:08:22ahhhh
01:08:23ahhhh
01:08:24ahhhh
01:08:25ahhhh
01:08:26ahhhh
01:08:27ahhhh
01:08:28ahhhh
01:08:29ahhhh
01:08:31ahhhh
01:08:32um
01:08:33ahhhh
01:08:35ahhhh
01:08:36ahhhh
01:08:37the chancellor wants you two in his office now
01:08:39ahhhh
01:08:40you're being suspended
01:08:41ahhhh
01:08:42let's go
01:08:43ahhhh
01:08:44why are you grabbing us?!
01:08:45Ahhhh
01:08:46get this on camera
01:08:47ahhhh
01:08:48transportation
01:08:49us on camera i'll see you later congratulations on the sale miss reed chris that was 18 grand
01:08:59that's eighteen thousand dollars seriously i thought it'd be more expensive
01:09:10what happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:09:14he um i mean i was an idiot and i'm sorry but i think this might help
01:09:28show you how much i want you
01:09:30i want you harper i want to do things to you
01:09:48bad things
01:09:56but only if you want me to
01:10:00too
01:10:02why'd we stop we've been waiting so long for this
01:10:17i'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer because i have to go wrap up the show
01:10:22and i'll wait for you
01:10:30wear that for me tonight
01:10:38harper harper
01:10:41low earth to harper you need to look at this can it wait maria i'm having
01:10:46very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner no no that's what i need to tell
01:10:52you about harper look
01:10:56wait so you mean the guns and the money it's not just for show harper he's dangerous you need to move
01:11:03out now you can't keep living with him i need to talk to him okay harper
01:11:17taxi for harper
01:11:22who are you hey let go of me stop it
01:11:33please please please let me go if it's money i'll i'll give you however much you want
01:11:47ryan why are you doing this we broke up
01:11:52we broke up because you've been that old man you psycho he had nothing to do with our breakup
01:11:58he humiliated me but luckily for me your little boyfriend what does he have he has some dangerous
01:12:07enemies ain't that right fellas
01:12:11once he arrives to save his little princess
01:12:17well we don't need to get into gory details do we no no you can just watch
01:12:22shh no no no no no no no no
01:12:44a trap what the hell
01:12:52fall into my soul
01:13:04not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:13:09i hope you don't mind i wanted our first time to be special harper
01:13:14before you sleep with my daughter you should probably know where she is first
01:13:23okay crap i i can explain you're gonna explain but first
01:13:30you know my daughter better than i do is that tex a prank
01:13:36harper's in trouble we need to go okay
01:13:41can we have something with you after we kill leather grant
01:13:44should we make him watch
01:13:52oh looks like he's here are you ready to see your old friend die harper huh
01:14:01get ready boys
01:14:17i'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:14:19that's what happens chris when you mess around with my shit
01:14:36what's the matter tough guy what can't talk without you the bodyguards
01:14:49let me go i i'll leave i already told you once you should have listened to me then
01:15:00i'm gonna kill you in the goddamn thing
01:15:13i'm gonna kill you
01:15:25are you okay did he hurt you
01:15:28chris i put you in in danger you should run far away from me and my package
01:15:35when it comes to you harper i'm willing to take my chances
01:15:38would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on
01:15:52oh my god dad what the hell it's okay
01:15:56i'll handle it i want to hear it from my daughter
01:15:58why are you making out with my best friend harper
01:16:01i want an answer now before i before i kill him
01:16:03no dad look i know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:16:09what deep down i know that you just want me to be safe
01:16:20chris makes me feel safe please don't be mad you're wrong about that
01:16:26it's not deep down it is the most important thing to me your happiness
01:16:36if that means being with chris then he better not screw this up or i will make him regret it
01:16:43i believe you you keep her safe
01:16:52with my goddamn life
01:16:57you remember my instructions
01:17:24yes daddy
01:17:27i want you to beg for it
01:17:42i want you to fuck me
01:17:45i want you to beg for it
01:17:56stop teasing
01:17:58i want you to know
01:18:05daddy
01:18:07say it
01:18:08or i'll punish you
01:18:10don't stop
01:18:23Are you sure about that?
01:18:53You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:02You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:08You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:25Rich or am I?
01:19:29Do your worst, Daddy.
01:19:33Once I started, let's stop it.
01:19:54I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:01You're different.
01:20:06Ready for round five?
01:20:23Stop it, I'm sore.
01:20:26Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:30What if I don't?
01:20:33What is that?
01:20:35Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:37Honey, you home?
01:20:38Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:40Stop it!
01:20:41I told you I was busy.
01:20:46This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:50If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:20:53Okay, I will.
01:20:54Can you get out?
01:20:55Can you get out?
01:21:08I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:12Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:13No.
01:21:14Please keep them covered.
01:21:16I want to give a speech.
01:21:18And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:20I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:23You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:26Just get on with it.
01:21:28What I do for a living.
01:21:32The not so legal part.
01:21:35It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:41And for me to be...
01:21:44Vulnerable?
01:21:46Yeah.
01:21:47But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:21:52You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:21:55And I want to be around you.
01:21:57Forever.
01:22:08So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:13I'm moving you in there.
01:22:16As a graduation present.
01:22:19And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:27Only if you want to.
01:22:30Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:33Are you serious?
01:22:36What's wrong?
01:22:37Is it tacky?
01:22:39I liked it.
01:22:40I thought...
01:22:41Deal!
01:22:46But on one condition, one friend.
01:22:49Which is?
01:22:50You have to move in there with me.
01:22:54Yeah.
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