00:00You play ball, kid?
00:04Do yourself a favor.
00:08Don't.
00:12Closer in there.
00:16It's official.
00:18A vote has been passed to begin construction
00:20on top of Soldiers Field,
00:22where recreational baseball teams
00:24have faced off for decades.
00:26Nice goatee, John. Shut up, Glenn.
00:28Fellas, it's the last game.
00:30What am I, the only one
00:32who has an issue with playing in the dark? Come on!
00:34You can't call it now. The whole game
00:36would be pointless.
00:40If his pitch is a type of curveball so
00:42unnaturally slow that it confuses
00:44the batter. Makes him lose track of
00:46time. I like that.
00:48It's kind of like baseball.
00:50I'm looking around for something to happen.
00:52Poof, game's over.
00:58I'm looking around for something
01:00to happen next year.
01:04I'll keep them close.
01:06I'm looking around.
01:08You can count on your chin.
01:10I'm looking around the same thing.
01:12I'm looking around.
01:14You can count on your chin,
01:16I'm looking for a better idea.
01:18You can count on your chest.
