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00:01:59No! No! No!
00:02:02No!
00:02:03No! No!
00:02:06Ah!
00:02:08Ah!
00:02:15April, you gotta hurry up.
00:02:21Okay, I'll be right there.
00:02:24April.
00:02:30I'm coming.
00:02:39Here I come.
00:02:54Mm.
00:03:00Joy?
00:03:01Joy?
00:03:08Honey?
00:03:24Dad!
00:03:25Have you seen your mother? I can't find your mother.
00:03:27No!
00:03:28Joy?
00:03:30Joy?
00:03:32Where are you?
00:03:33Would you knock?
00:03:34Where is she?
00:03:35I don't know.
00:03:36Who?
00:03:37Your mother.
00:03:38Honey?
00:03:39What?
00:03:40Have you seen your mother?
00:03:41I can't find your mother.
00:03:42No!
00:03:43Joy?
00:03:44Joy?
00:03:45Where are you?
00:03:47Would you knock?
00:03:48Where is she?
00:03:49I don't know.
00:03:50Who?
00:03:51Your mother.
00:03:53Honey?
00:03:54I don't know.
00:03:55I don't know.
00:03:56I don't know.
00:03:57I don't know.
00:03:58Who?
00:03:59Your mother.
00:04:00Honey?
00:04:01Mom?
00:04:02Mother?
00:04:03Mommy?
00:04:04Joy?
00:04:05Okay, everybody, let's move it!
00:04:07Okay, everybody, let's move it!
00:04:22You need this?
00:04:23Yeah, I think so.
00:04:27You need this?
00:04:28Yeah, I think so.
00:04:57I'll be.
00:04:58I'll eat.
00:04:59Ah!
00:05:00Oh!
00:05:01I'll eat!
00:05:02C'mon, it can't be.
00:05:03You need to be.
00:05:04All the way.
00:05:05I'll eat.
00:05:06Ah!
00:05:07I'm eat!
00:05:08I'm in here!
00:05:09Oh!
00:05:10I'm not.
00:05:11I've eaten.
00:05:12I'm sorry.
00:05:13I'm pooping.
00:05:14I'm gonna eat!
00:05:15I'm gonna eat!
00:05:16I'm gonna eat!
00:05:17I'm pooing!
00:05:18You didn't eat!
00:05:19I'm gonna eat!
00:05:20I'm gonna eat!
00:05:21I'll eat!
00:05:22I'm gonna eat!
00:05:23I'm gonna eat …
00:05:24Oh, thank you.
00:05:54it doesn't really matter anyway yes it does bobby they're probably not even going to come
00:06:24hey mom how you feeling great that's good how'd i do you did great i thought you'd think so
00:06:38do you have your camera absolutely you sure positively better check i know it's right
00:06:45here somewhere what's taking them so long i'm just wondering if it isn't completely selfish of her
00:06:51asking us to come all the way to new york should mom even be traveling well sweetie if not now when
00:06:58it's just i offered to make the meal but that would have been too easy honestly daddy what makes her
00:07:05think she can cook all of a sudden i don't remember her ever being in the kitchen and who got an a in
00:07:10home ec and you know how proud we are that honey could you zip me up please of course okay it's
00:07:17gotta be here somewhere honk the horn i'm sure they'll be right out the horn please
00:07:23we'll wake the neighbors screw the neighbors honk the goddamn horn
00:07:27mom please look the zipper's not the problem
00:07:32well actually it kind of is no dad the zipper's not the problem april it's a problem
00:07:38okay okay here they come
00:07:40hey how you feeling great nauseous dizzy i feel great how'd you sleep did you sleep i slept great
00:07:51camera it's not here better hurry
00:07:54now you know mom all you have to say is i don't feel up to it and we'll all understand
00:08:03what now i forgot my camera oh jesus where's your tie do i have to wear a tie you did not just ask me
00:08:09that no sir you realize
00:08:12this could very likely be the last time your breath
00:08:18so no numbness or discomfort no headaches no nauseous dizzy you asked that already
00:08:24all you have to say is i don't feel up to it oh is that all i have to say
00:08:28do you feel sweaty clammy are your hands cold warm are your fingers tingly because all you have
00:08:35beth shut up morning honey how are you feeling
00:08:39because you can never have enough silverware
00:08:42look at these plates where did you get these
00:08:48a little salt and pepper i know what they're for where'd you get them
00:08:53from a store
00:08:54we had these when i was a kid
00:08:59the one time joy let me hold them she said be careful they're worth more than you are
00:09:05well that's terrible
00:09:07next year they were gone
00:09:10so what happened
00:09:12a hammer i was holding fell on them
00:09:16good
00:09:21how much were they
00:09:26it wasn't cheap
00:09:28how much did they cost bobby
00:09:33they were 50 cents
00:09:40you got yourself a deal
00:09:47i'm sorry
00:09:59i didn't know
00:10:02hey hey hey we got a lot of cooking to do
00:10:15at 375 degrees and fully stuffed a 15 pound turkey will take five hours to cook if i figured
00:10:2120 minutes a pound
00:10:23leave an hour to cool
00:10:25what do you say
00:10:27we got time
00:10:28mashed potatoes
00:10:39gravy
00:10:40sweet potatoes
00:10:41cut up
00:10:42milk some butter
00:10:43sprinkle on brown sugar
00:10:45green bean casserole made with green beans
00:10:47duh
00:10:47another dish made with crushed crackers and oysters
00:10:51sounds hard isn't
00:10:52just thought it with butter and right before baking barely cover it with hot milk
00:10:56cranberry sauce open the can plop it on a serving dish how simple is that
00:11:01so what else
00:11:02well there's salad made with apples celery nuts grapes in a dressing mixed with mayonnaise and thin with milk or cream and some sweetener
00:11:08pumpkin pie store bought from a very very expensive store
00:11:12okay
00:11:14okay
00:11:16watch your step
00:11:20nice and easy
00:11:24nice and easy
00:11:26don't even
00:11:33don't even think about
00:11:34get mom
00:11:35it's for me for when i'm old
00:11:37i can always remember this day
00:11:40nice and easy
00:11:41almost there
00:11:44there we are
00:11:46hi grandma
00:11:47i'm beth
00:11:50your granddaughter
00:11:52beth
00:11:53oh aren't you in love
00:11:55hi i'm timmy
00:12:00timmy's your grandson
00:12:02well you don't say
00:12:06i know you
00:12:20hi mom
00:12:21did you eat
00:12:22hot jim
00:12:25get whatever's hot
00:12:26good morning
00:12:28welcome to crispy cream
00:12:30may i take your order
00:12:32i'll have a vanilla covered cream filled please
00:12:33uh can i uh get two chocolate ice
00:12:35and two glazed croix
00:12:37i can you hold on just a second
00:12:38they have donuts
00:12:40just remember everybody
00:12:41april is cooking
00:12:43we'll need an extra dozen glazed
00:12:45april
00:12:48what do you think about
00:12:50cloth napkins
00:12:51you think they'd be better
00:12:52paper's fine
00:12:53no i'm worried that the paper
00:12:55feel kind of papery
00:12:56do we have to talk about this now
00:12:58well i could pick them up
00:13:01while i'm out doing that thing
00:13:02i gotta do
00:13:03you going out
00:13:04yeah
00:13:05i gotta do that thing
00:13:06you know
00:13:06but i think you'll like why
00:13:08i want you to go out
00:13:12i want you to go out now
00:13:14i don't want no help
00:13:15this is how you help me
00:13:17you go and do your thing
00:13:19and i'm fine
00:13:21really
00:13:22bobby
00:13:24it's gonna be easier without you
00:13:27okay
00:13:29okay
00:13:29okay
00:13:41i'm gone right
00:13:41bye
00:13:42bye
00:13:42bye
00:13:44bye
00:13:46bye
00:13:48bye
00:13:50bye
00:13:52bye
00:13:54bye
00:13:56bye
00:13:56bye
00:13:57so now tell me
00:14:09how could anyone
00:14:11not believe in god
00:14:13oh god
00:14:19they don't deserve decorations
00:14:33yeah but you do
00:14:34yeah but you do
00:14:34what
00:14:35what do you do
00:14:35what do you want to
00:14:47but it's just so that i can't sell the truth
00:14:51i can't sell the truth
00:15:04unless i put it all through what i'm wrong
00:15:06unless i put it in the song
00:15:08and i put it on the show
00:15:10i make it in the song
00:15:10i put it in the song
00:15:10i put it in the song
00:15:12and i do
00:15:23so i'll go back to the song
00:15:25I always love you when I mean turn out the vine
00:15:30And I say let's run away
00:15:33When I just mean to stay at night
00:15:36But the words you want to hear
00:15:38No.
00:15:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:15:48I don't know.
00:15:53No!
00:15:55No!
00:16:02Bobby?
00:16:04Bobby!
00:16:12Yeah, this is Anthony. I'm out.
00:16:15If you have a building problem, hang on in. I'll be back tomorrow.
00:16:19And, oh yeah, have a nice Thanksgiving.
00:16:21We want you to know that your call is important to us.
00:16:27In an effort to serve you better, your estimated wait time is 48 minutes.
00:16:38Mom?
00:16:43How's it going in there?
00:16:49Good job.
00:16:51What?
00:16:56Hello?
00:17:02Hello?
00:17:08If you keep knocking like that, you're going to wake me up.
00:17:12And you don't want to wake me up.
00:17:14If you want my opinion...
00:17:20Nobody wants your opinion.
00:17:21Nobody wants your opinion.
00:17:22Stay out of it!
00:17:23Beth, did Dad even ask? Did he say, hey, I want your opinion?
00:17:25I'm not talking to you!
00:17:26You always do this!
00:17:28You should take charge and turn this car around. This is...
00:17:31Mom!
00:17:32Mom!
00:17:33Hey you!
00:17:34Let me...
00:17:35Beth?
00:17:36We were worried about you, honey. Are you okay?
00:17:37I'm good, honey. I'm great. I feel fine. I'm the excited one now.
00:17:42Really? Why's that?
00:17:43Well, let's see. I have Fritos.
00:17:46No.
00:17:47Cheetos. Oh, Timmy.
00:17:48No.
00:17:49Snowballs!
00:17:50Stop it!
00:17:51Mom and Nutterbutter?
00:17:52That's enough. Stop it. It's not right.
00:17:53Not now. Not when April is hard at work making all your favorites.
00:17:57Not when she called to check the ingredients of a certain recipe.
00:18:01I'm nipping this in the bud right now.
00:18:03Jim.
00:18:05Jim.
00:18:06I bet you call collect.
00:18:08I will never call collect.
00:18:09Aren't you the most perfect thing ever?
00:18:12Did someone say April?
00:18:15Yes, Grandma. She's your other granddaughter.
00:18:19I know. I thought she was dead.
00:18:22Honey, don't. That's wasteful. That is so wasteful.
00:18:24Look, I'm gonna say this once.
00:18:26What?
00:18:27We're gonna have a very nice time.
00:18:29You don't actually believe that.
00:18:31It's possible, I think. Yes.
00:18:32You don't.
00:18:33Well, you're a better man than me.
00:18:35That's funny. Better man. Ha-ha.
00:18:37Don't get me wrong. I'm glad we're going, Jim.
00:18:39Good.
00:18:40This way, instead of April showing up with some new piercing
00:18:43or some ugly new tattoo
00:18:45and, God forbid, staying overnight,
00:18:48this way we get to show up experiencing disaster
00:18:51that is her life, smile through it,
00:18:53and before you know it, we're on our way back home.
00:18:55We don't know it's a disaster.
00:18:57Oh, I know. Believe me, I know.
00:18:59Miss me? Of course.
00:19:01You bet.
00:19:02April's doing a lot better.
00:19:04She's had a couple of real jobs.
00:19:06She's found a new place.
00:19:08Eddie the drug dealer is history,
00:19:10and she's met this new guy.
00:19:14Great.
00:19:15Oh, this guy sounds promising.
00:19:17Is that so?
00:19:18Oh, yeah, he does.
00:19:19Hmm.
00:19:20And why is that, Jim? Tell us, please, why?
00:19:23Apparently, this guy, Bobby, reminds her of me.
00:19:28Reminds her of me.
00:19:50Who is it?
00:19:51Hi, I'm in, uh, 3C. I need some help.
00:19:55Help?
00:20:01Hi, um, I have a problem.
00:20:04Hey, who is it?
00:20:05It's the new girl in 3C. Says she's got a problem.
00:20:08What?
00:20:10Problems, Eugene. The girl's got problems.
00:20:13She's white.
00:20:14She's got her youth, her whole privileged life ahead of her.
00:20:20I am looking forward to hearing about her problems.
00:20:39So, that's the short version.
00:20:41Oh, my.
00:20:43Goddamn.
00:20:44If I told you the long version, you wouldn't have cried.
00:20:47And she's how old?
00:20:49She had me when she was my age, so she's 42.
00:20:52I'm 42.
00:20:54No, you're 45.
00:20:58I can't imagine.
00:21:00The truth is, none of us know.
00:21:03Eugene here could be chewing on his supper
00:21:05and choked to death on a turkey bone this very day.
00:21:09We just don't know.
00:21:10But to realize your time is almost up.
00:21:14And then you have one last chance to do the things you love
00:21:17and be with those you love.
00:21:19Goddamn.
00:21:20Oh, you poor thing.
00:21:22Your poor mother.
00:21:24Yes.
00:21:25No.
00:21:26Um...
00:21:27You must have a special relationship.
00:21:31We do.
00:21:32Yes.
00:21:33Um...
00:21:34We're very close.
00:21:35More like sisters.
00:21:36She's like my best.
00:21:37You...
00:21:38You don't get along, do you?
00:21:40No.
00:21:41Not at all.
00:21:42Never have.
00:21:43Oh, dear.
00:21:45Yvette.
00:21:46Oh, I know, baby.
00:21:47I know.
00:21:50Look, sweetie.
00:21:51We have our own meal to make.
00:21:53I understand.
00:21:54But wait, don't move.
00:21:56Tina's coming with the boys about 2?
00:21:59That's right.
00:22:00And then we'll be late, as always.
00:22:02Do we even know if Rashid is coming?
00:22:04I know what you're thinking.
00:22:05Of course you do, baby.
00:22:06You always know what I'm thinking.
00:22:09Here's what.
00:22:11We'll put off cooking hours until 10.30.
00:22:15That'll get you started,
00:22:17and then you'll have 2 hours plus
00:22:19to find another oven.
00:22:22How's that sound?
00:22:41Cheers.
00:22:44Yo, I got a message for you.
00:22:45What?
00:22:46Tyrone's looking for you.
00:22:47I don't know no Tyrone.
00:22:49Yeah, well, he knows you.
00:22:51Yeah.
00:23:06This is a nice thing you're doing for her.
00:23:08Not really.
00:23:09It is.
00:23:10It's a nice gesture.
00:23:11Isn't it nice, Eugene?
00:23:12I have a question.
00:23:13Nice writes letters.
00:23:14Nice goes home to visit.
00:23:16You mean you haven't been back?
00:23:18Hell no.
00:23:19Not since she got sick?
00:23:21It's, um...
00:23:23She likes it better that way.
00:23:24Oh, I don't believe you.
00:23:26Believe me.
00:23:27I'm the first pancake.
00:23:28What do you mean?
00:23:30She's the one you're supposed to throw out.
00:23:32Now, I have a question.
00:23:33What?
00:23:34Did you stuff it?
00:23:39Has the bird been stuffed?
00:23:41Yeah.
00:23:43With what?
00:23:45Uh...
00:23:46Stock of celery?
00:23:47I don't know.
00:23:48Celery's good.
00:23:49Um...
00:23:50Onion?
00:23:51Onion's good.
00:23:52It's...
00:23:53It's just the mix from the box.
00:23:57You use store-ball stuffing?
00:24:00Yeah.
00:24:01What, is that a bad thing?
00:24:02No.
00:24:03It'll be fine.
00:24:04Fine.
00:24:05Well, what was I supposed to use?
00:24:07I'm sure it's a great brand.
00:24:08A fine brand.
00:24:09You don't use store-ball stuffing.
00:24:10Oh, please, Eugene.
00:24:12Your first turkey.
00:24:14Need I remind you of that half-cooked affair?
00:24:17The meat all pink.
00:24:18No flavor whatsoever.
00:24:19And the next year, you burnt the poor bird.
00:24:26You remember that, right?
00:24:28Hey!
00:24:29No, I don't remember.
00:24:30Oh, well, that's why I'm here, baby.
00:24:32So you don't forget anything.
00:24:33Yeah.
00:24:34Yeah.
00:24:35Thanks a lot.
00:24:36Pass me them beans.
00:24:37April, don't worry about it, honey.
00:25:03Honey, what are you doing?
00:25:08I don't need a map.
00:25:09I want to take an alternate route.
00:25:10Mom, Dad knows the way.
00:25:11Back roads.
00:25:12See thing you've never seen.
00:25:13This way the day won't be a complete waste.
00:25:16Hope we're not late.
00:25:17We don't want to be early.
00:25:18Now, I'm giving you a choice.
00:25:20You can either let me study the map,
00:25:23or you can rely on my uncanny sense of direction.
00:25:26Which one of things?
00:25:27Uncanny sense of direction.
00:25:28Okay.
00:25:31Where are we?
00:25:32Where are we?
00:25:33. . . .
00:25:41. . . .
00:25:47. . .
00:25:49Okay.
00:26:19careful now don't let the heat out okay how's it look i wouldn't know
00:26:34what's he making tell her what you're making eugene
00:26:41nothing special this year no just sweet potato soup with buttered pecans
00:26:49herbed oyster stuffing giblet gravy some lemon rosemary green beans
00:26:56sauteed red swiss chard with garlic hickory nut ice cream and maple pumpkin pie
00:27:04wow nothing special this year yeah right how about you
00:27:11um turkey gravy um a waldorf salad oh waldorf salad that sounds unusual
00:27:23uh it's made with different kinds of fruits and nuts and the dressing's pretty much mayonnaise
00:27:29and then mashed potatoes of course and well cranberry sauce which is easy just open the can
00:27:35yvette oh sweetie i like it from the can nobody likes it from the can
00:27:44it was a squirrel i think or a very small raccoon
00:27:58jim yes joy
00:28:05mom's looking for a spot
00:28:18tim
00:28:32um we're sorry we didn't know you we hope it was quick
00:28:41and that's fine bath a song no
00:28:50oh oh i think tim pretty much said it all
00:28:53and what are we waiting for
00:29:02okay pour it in sweetie yeah that's it oh look
00:29:05look at you you're a natural right okay now while we're waiting for it to dissolve you stir
00:29:14yep yeah you go girl
00:29:17stop it it's nothing
00:29:18have you ever done it before no then it's not nothing
00:29:22excuse me i do you wanna
00:29:24what's next next we let it simmer until it becomes a lovely texture
00:29:29please please could you just and then and then we let it cool off ladies please
00:29:34honey please just use your words and we'll move
00:29:38no don't worry about eugene he always gets a little fussy
00:29:42have you had any luck finding another
00:29:44oh i i haven't even started
00:29:46it's probably the sooner you find
00:29:48the sooner you find another oven the better
00:29:50you bet
00:29:51i'm coming eugene
00:29:52don't worry done
00:29:54okay
00:29:56hi um eugene and yvette and 2b do you know them
00:30:08they're helping me for the time being and i was just wondering if
00:30:12see um my family's coming and my mom she's it's complicated and then
00:30:19the oven or the stove i don't know what it's called but it started
00:30:23sorry
00:30:27look the truth is she's a rotten mother so i don't even know why you'd want to
00:30:30help me anyway
00:30:31you know it's funny my mother was a mean woman too
00:30:35nasty there wasn't a nice bone in her body
00:30:40oh she smoked non-stop cheated at cards and she complained every day of her life
00:30:50sorry
00:30:51sorry
00:30:51you know what
00:30:53there's nothing i wouldn't do
00:30:56for a chance
00:30:57to spend more time with her
00:31:00so you help me then
00:31:08help
00:31:23yo latrell man this bobby i'm at the spot call me back i'm at two one two seven three seven 38 58
00:31:37all right
00:31:46this is great really you don't know what this means it's such a big help
00:31:49good by the way i'm april in 3c petition 4a
00:31:53thank you petition 4a thank you thank you my family thanks you
00:32:07okay last one
00:32:18there's her christmas card come on mom
00:32:41without april
00:32:41i don't know
00:32:42since when was she in the picture wait wait
00:32:52i'm coming
00:33:17With your life, that's what I'm doing.
00:33:22Okay.
00:33:23You can keep the mitts.
00:33:25You bet.
00:33:27Where's the strainer?
00:33:29Good luck.
00:33:47Hi.
00:33:48It's just me.
00:33:49Oh.
00:33:50Can I talk to you for a second?
00:33:51Sure.
00:33:52Alone.
00:33:59Yeah.
00:34:00Okay.
00:34:01There's something I need you to know.
00:34:02Okay.
00:34:03I never eat anything that has a face.
00:34:06Oh, don't worry.
00:34:08You won't be eating it.
00:34:09I'll just be using your oven.
00:34:10Yes, but for me to know that there was once a living, breathing soul...
00:34:13I'm a vegetarian.
00:34:14I understand.
00:34:15Yes, but I'm a vegan.
00:34:16And even the smell of flesh cooking...
00:34:19I don't think I can help you.
00:34:34Patrol, man.
00:34:35It's Bobby.
00:34:36I'm at the spa...
00:34:37Can anybody hear me?
00:34:42Does anybody have a stove I can borrow?
00:34:45Please.
00:34:46Try weighing in 5D.
00:34:48He's got a new stove.
00:34:50Talk louder, lady.
00:34:52Try weighing in 5D.
00:34:55He's got a new stove.
00:35:01Hey, babe.
00:35:02Just call in and see how everything is going.
00:35:04If you don't need me, you don't have to pick up.
00:35:06Just call in and make sure you're doing fine.
00:35:07I love you.
00:35:08Okay.
00:35:09I need this.
00:35:10If I could borrow your...
00:35:24If I could borrow your...
00:35:27They don't speak English.
00:35:29I know that.
00:35:30If I could borrow...
00:35:31You're wasting your time.
00:35:33Excuse me.
00:35:34Excuse me.
00:35:35Excuse me.
00:35:36Are you Wayne?
00:35:38Wayne with the new stove?
00:35:40Technically, it's a self-cleaning convection oven.
00:35:41It has an automatic meat thermometer.
00:35:42Audible preheat signal.
00:35:43The dual-bake element.
00:35:44Hot surface lights.
00:35:45The dual-bake element.
00:35:46Hot surface lights.
00:35:51Roasting rock.
00:35:52And my favourite...
00:36:09The final vegetables.
00:36:14The frameless glass oven door with deluxe big view window.
00:36:22Wow.
00:36:24It's beautiful.
00:36:29Yes, it is.
00:36:34I don't know how to ask this.
00:36:36Be my guest.
00:36:37Really?
00:36:38We'd be delighted.
00:36:40Bernadette, it's all right.
00:36:44She doesn't buy it.
00:36:44I don't know how to do it.
00:36:53Hey, Cheryl, where you at, man?
00:36:55Where am I?
00:36:56Yeah, where you at?
00:36:59So the big man wants to know where the trail is.
00:37:01Hell yeah, I want to know where you at.
00:37:04Hey!
00:37:05Right here.
00:37:06Where you been, man?
00:37:07You're going to make me late.
00:37:09Where you been?
00:37:10I've been standing right here.
00:37:12Do we know a Tyrone?
00:37:13Tyrell.
00:37:15Tyrone.
00:37:18Anyway, how far we got to go?
00:37:22Here she is.
00:37:22And you got to be kidding me.
00:37:30You said you worked in retail.
00:37:32Yeah, I ain't lie.
00:37:33Help me out.
00:37:39Quality men's clothes?
00:37:40You told me you can get me a deal on some quality men's clothes, man.
00:37:43Oh, yeah, you get some quality men's clothes.
00:37:46Trust me.
00:37:48Trust you.
00:37:49Come on, man.
00:37:54You know I had you all wrong, man.
00:37:56Yeah, you had me wrong.
00:37:57Yeah, because I thought that you was the type of brother that ain't really need no fancy labels or no Armani Prada bullshit.
00:38:05Man, get out of here, man.
00:38:07You know, 90% of the people in the world will love to have these clothes.
00:38:10But what I'm trying to tell you is, as long as it's useful, as long as we can wear it, as long as people that we love can wear it, it's going to be on that rack.
00:38:21So, Beth, get to looking.
00:38:23Now, where are you?
00:38:24I'd start down there.
00:38:26Where are you?
00:38:27If I don't find nothing, you better not be here.
00:38:29Pull over, Jim.
00:38:31Pull over, now.
00:38:32Now.
00:38:32Pull over.
00:38:34Are you all right?
00:38:35Did you feel sick?
00:38:36I'm tired.
00:38:36Did you get some fresh air?
00:38:38Huh?
00:38:39You should probably get out of the car.
00:38:41I'm fine.
00:38:42I'm fine.
00:38:42I just, I, I, it's just, I keep waiting for a good time to tell you, but there's really no good time.
00:38:49I need everyone to listen.
00:38:55I don't know how to say this.
00:39:00We need to discuss how each of you, oh, God.
00:39:03It's okay, sweetie.
00:39:08How each of you, in your own way, is going to handle.
00:39:19Discarding food without letting our hostess know.
00:39:25Please.
00:39:26Joy, really.
00:39:28That's not very funny.
00:39:34Here's what I suggest.
00:39:38Take a bite of whatever it is.
00:39:40Let's say the green bean casserole.
00:39:42Pretend to chew.
00:39:44Come.
00:39:44Bring napkin to mouth.
00:39:46Spit food in the napkin.
00:39:47Excuse yourself.
00:39:49Drop food in the toilet.
00:39:51What?
00:39:52Honey, roll it tighter next time.
00:40:16Honey, roll it tighter next time.
00:40:19Sorry, Mom.
00:40:23Sorry, Mom.
00:40:29Don't you tell me why?
00:40:38Don't you tell me why?
00:40:41Why?
00:40:41The thing about smack daddy is...
00:40:54Who?
00:40:54A smack daddy.
00:40:56Have I ever heard of smack daddy?
00:40:57He's a black singer, Dad.
00:40:58You wouldn't know him.
00:40:59Oh, no.
00:41:00I never heard of, uh, James Brown, Barry White, Puffy the Dog.
00:41:07May I finish?
00:41:08Please.
00:41:08The thing about smack daddy is, you know with him, it's no one night stand.
00:41:14That it's forever.
00:41:16Millions want him.
00:41:18But it's as if he's only singing to me.
00:41:21Baby.
00:41:23H doesn't matter.
00:41:24He doesn't care that I'm old and sick and falling apart.
00:41:27He sees my soul.
00:41:28He's not fickle.
00:41:29He's there for me.
00:41:30Like dad?
00:41:31Well, your father can't sing.
00:41:35But smack daddy.
00:41:37Man alive is he sexy, which...
00:41:40It does lead to this whole sexual thing.
00:41:44I mean, it...
00:41:45It does bring up some sort of nice memories.
00:41:51You mean with, like, dad, right?
00:41:53Him, too.
00:41:54Hello?
00:42:14Hello?
00:42:16Hello?
00:42:19What?
00:42:19Oh, hello. It's you.
00:42:24I was knocking on a lot of doors looking for you.
00:42:28Yours was ajar.
00:42:30Come in. How's it going?
00:42:38No foreseeable problems.
00:42:40I was about to check your turkey myself.
00:42:43Then I thought, since it's yours, maybe you'd prefer to do the checking.
00:42:49Okay.
00:42:54I certainly could do it for you, and will, if you'd like.
00:42:58I didn't want to presume.
00:43:01It's fine, whatever.
00:43:06It's a common misconception that you can just stick a turkey in the oven.
00:43:10A turkey needs to be tended to.
00:43:12It needs to be cared for lovingly.
00:43:14One must pay close attention to poultry.
00:43:19Sure.
00:43:22So much can go wrong.
00:43:23Turkey could burn in places, be overcooked, undercooked,
00:43:28which is a health hazard, and what about basting?
00:43:31Look, Wayne. I'll be up in a second, okay?
00:43:38A second, too?
00:43:40Just give me a minute.
00:43:45Just give me a minute.
00:43:51Tick tock.
00:43:59Tick tock.
00:44:00Tick tock.
00:44:02Tick tock.
00:44:03Tick tock.
00:44:04Tick tock.
00:44:05Tick tock.
00:44:07Tick tock.
00:44:09Tick tock.
00:44:10Tick tock.
00:44:11Tick tock.
00:44:12Oh, wait. Here I come.
00:44:13Oh, I don't think so.
00:44:14Bernadette has a very small bladder, and I don't get enough...
00:44:17Can I just pop my head in?
00:44:19I'm afraid not.
00:44:20I'll be real quick.
00:44:22No.
00:44:23Wayne, come on.
00:44:23Do you know that good feeling that often comes from being helpful?
00:44:27Yes.
00:44:27I'm not having that feeling here.
00:44:30Look, Wayne, I'm sorry.
00:44:32I didn't realize that I...
00:44:33So I asked myself, Wayne, it's very clear what you're doing for her, but what are you
00:44:39getting out of this?
00:44:40I think you need to take some time and think about that so that maybe later you help me
00:44:46understand what I'm getting from this exchange.
00:44:49We can even call it an exchange.
00:44:51Come along, Bernadette.
00:44:57Oh, crap, Luttrell.
00:45:00Luttrell.
00:45:02Luttrell.
00:45:04Keep looking.
00:45:07These are pimp clothes, man.
00:45:10Money green.
00:45:11No.
00:45:12All right.
00:45:13And a pale surprise.
00:45:14No.
00:45:16Velvet.
00:45:17Hell no.
00:45:18No.
00:45:20How am I supposed to wear this?
00:45:27Big man.
00:45:28Look, I was saving this little number for myself, but I think it's more your size.
00:45:33Try that.
00:45:33What do you have there?
00:45:41These are some photos I've taken of Mom before and now.
00:45:46I got a camera for my birthday.
00:45:47How nice.
00:45:48I got a camera for my birthday.
00:45:50Timmy's very talented.
00:45:52All of our children are talented.
00:45:54Yes, Beth's talented, too.
00:45:54Yes, Beth's talented, too.
00:45:56Oh, how nice.
00:45:58Uh, maybe this isn't the best time.
00:46:01This was before.
00:46:08So I could remember them always.
00:46:10Okay.
00:46:11Okay.
00:46:12That's enough now.
00:46:14I think so.
00:46:15There's one more I want to show you.
00:46:18Where's that one?
00:46:20This is my favorite.
00:46:25Look how the light and how the arm is.
00:46:34I think I prefer Beth's singing.
00:47:04What's that one?
00:47:06Who's the one who's the one I think you'll marry?
00:47:10What is Chris that you hear?
00:47:13Ah...
00:47:14Oh, this is war.
00:47:26Wayne?
00:47:28Wayne?
00:47:30Wayne?
00:47:31Wayne?
00:47:32Do you ever hear the phrase, beware the occasion that warrants a new suit?
00:47:37Nope.
00:47:38Yeah, I'm telling you, beware.
00:47:40You've never been in love.
00:47:42No, I've never been in love, and I don't want to be in love, thank you.
00:47:45Yeah, well, it does things to you.
00:47:48Like what?
00:47:50You do things you thought you never could ever do.
00:47:54My mama, God rest her soul.
00:47:57Lord, not a lover, mama's thought.
00:47:58She was driving.
00:47:59Your mama can't drive.
00:48:00You didn't even know my mother, and I pity you for that.
00:48:03You don't have to pity me, brother.
00:48:04You're the one in love.
00:48:05Anyway, my mother was driving, and I was just a baby, and a car flipped over.
00:48:10And I was trapped underneath the car.
00:48:11You know what she did?
00:48:12She lifted up the car.
00:48:14Bullshit.
00:48:14I'm telling you, man, she lifted up the car, and she pulled me to safety.
00:48:18No, yeah.
00:48:18She had this moment of unbelievable strength, because she had love.
00:48:27Yeah, that's what love does.
00:48:30I'm telling you, man.
00:49:00It ain't long we shall come.
00:49:18Bravo! Bravo!
00:49:20Encore! Encore!
00:49:23Any requests?
00:49:24That you stop.
00:49:30I'm sorry. I'm terrible.
00:49:48Who are you?
00:49:53Don't start with that. You know who I am.
00:49:56I know who you say you are, but my daughter is kind and sweet and soft-spoken.
00:50:04Not anymore.
00:50:06And I don't know you.
00:50:08I don't know.
00:50:16Oh shit.
00:50:22Oh, shit.
00:50:52You all right, honey, are you all right?
00:50:58Yeah.
00:51:06I am so critical.
00:51:08It's one of my worst faults.
00:51:11And some of the reasons for this are obvious.
00:51:15But why I keep asking myself,
00:51:17why am I so hard, for instance, on you, Beth,
00:51:20when for years you've been the daughter of my dreams?
00:51:22You have, you know you have.
00:51:25Apart from your weight problems,
00:51:27we're practically the same person.
00:51:28So why am I so hard on you?
00:51:30I forget the fact that you're making the same mistakes I made,
00:51:33and I wish you'd make your own.
00:51:35But I think I'm hard on you
00:51:37because we've had so many good times,
00:51:39and I think it's likely as this gets worse, Timmy,
00:51:42I'll be hard on you, too,
00:51:43because we've had so many good times.
00:51:46So then why am I hard on April
00:51:48when we didn't have any good times?
00:51:50This is not true, though.
00:51:51For days.
00:51:52No, for days, Jim,
00:51:53I've been trying to think of nice April memories,
00:51:55and I can only come up with one.
00:51:57One vivid, beautiful memory.
00:52:00There's got to be more.
00:52:01One can be a lot.
00:52:03Okay, what was it?
00:52:04It's not important.
00:52:05Oh, like Helen, it's not.
00:52:07Tell us.
00:52:07What was it?
00:52:08Okay.
00:52:11She had just turned three.
00:52:13She was looking out the picture window on Locust Street,
00:52:16and it was early in the morning,
00:52:19but it was already sunny.
00:52:21And she was just gazing out the window,
00:52:24and she turned back to me,
00:52:27and she said,
00:52:28Oh, Mother,
00:52:31don't you just love every day?
00:52:33That was me.
00:52:41It was.
00:52:42April was six when we lived on Locust Street.
00:52:46Is that right?
00:52:49Well, now, what about the, um,
00:52:51the crayon drawing she did of the Mayflower,
00:52:53the one you had framed?
00:52:54That was me, too.
00:52:56Cut it out.
00:52:57I'm sorry,
00:52:58but it's important that we're accurate here.
00:53:00These are my memories, too.
00:53:01Are you sure?
00:53:02No, she's absolutely right, God freaking damn it.
00:53:04Okay, just off the top of my head, I have one.
00:53:07Uh, she was, well, I don't know how old,
00:53:10but she was wearing a pink nightgown.
00:53:13That was me.
00:53:17Kidding.
00:53:18Funny.
00:53:18Very funny.
00:53:20And I was coming back from a trip,
00:53:22or maybe not,
00:53:24but I came into her room,
00:53:26and she was sleeping
00:53:28in her crib,
00:53:31and it was lovely.
00:53:32That's it?
00:53:34Yes, that's it.
00:53:36Oh, that's lovely.
00:53:37No, it's not.
00:53:38Your happiest moment, she was asleep.
00:53:42I didn't say it was my happiest moment,
00:53:45it's just what came to mind.
00:53:50Joy.
00:53:51Mom?
00:53:53Joy.
00:53:54Joy.
00:53:55Joy, what?
00:53:56What are you doing?
00:54:01It's shitty, Jim.
00:54:03All I can remember is the petulance,
00:54:05the shoplifting,
00:54:06the fire in the kitchen.
00:54:07Which was an accident.
00:54:08Was it an accident,
00:54:09the way she used to light matches
00:54:11and throw them at Beth?
00:54:12Or the time she used to light her
00:54:14to trim Timmy's bangs?
00:54:15Joy, come on.
00:54:16I mean, the drugs,
00:54:18the ingratitude.
00:54:23She bit my nipples whenever I tried to breastfeed.
00:54:26Sweetie.
00:54:27Come on.
00:54:27No wonder there's cancer.
00:54:28She's the cancer.
00:54:29Joy, get back in the...
00:54:31Boy, get back in the car.
00:54:43What's going on?
00:54:46Mom needed to stretch her legs.
00:54:49Joy, stop.
00:54:50Stop!
00:54:51I tried, okay,
00:54:53but I can't go.
00:54:54I can't.
00:54:55I can't.
00:54:56I can't have another bad experience with her.
00:54:58It won't be like that.
00:55:00You don't know that.
00:55:02It's the whole point of going.
00:55:05We're making a memory.
00:55:07You're not listening to me.
00:55:09I have too many memories, Jim.
00:55:11A good memory.
00:55:12We're making something good.
00:55:16What if it's not?
00:55:18It will be.
00:55:19I promise.
00:55:21I promise it will be beautiful.
00:55:25How do you know?
00:55:28Because I told her it had to be.
00:55:34What if it's not?
00:55:35Then I'll kill her.
00:56:01Wayne!
00:56:03Wayne!
00:56:05Hi, um, I'd like...
00:56:09I'd like to report a kidnapping.
00:56:13I said I'd like to report a kidnapping.
00:56:16Uh, this...
00:56:17This man who lives in my apartment building,
00:56:19he's taken my turkey hostage,
00:56:21and he's had it for over an hour now,
00:56:23and I can't...
00:56:25My turkey.
00:56:28Turkey.
00:56:29Turkey.
00:56:31Yes.
00:56:31No.
00:56:35Look, I know that...
00:56:36That's why I called.
00:56:37No, you have to understand.
00:56:39No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:56:40Oh, my God.
00:57:10Oh, my God.
00:57:40So, this is the thanks I get.
00:57:41Give me my turkey.
00:57:42I'm looking for a word.
00:57:45Please give me my stupid fucking turkey.
00:57:47Oh, yes, that's better.
00:57:49It's all yours.
00:57:51You don't have to thank me.
00:57:53Don't worry.
00:57:55Thank Bernadette.
00:57:58What?
00:57:59Without her, we wouldn't have found a solution.
00:58:00She prefers her meat lightly fried.
00:58:04But, sweetie, like it cut into their loose.
00:58:17You're a bad girl.
00:58:19A very, very bad girl.
00:58:22No, I'm not.
00:58:28I'm not.
00:58:29I don't know.
00:58:59Can you help me?
00:59:04Please come.
00:59:08Hey, do you have a seat?
00:59:11I am fine.
00:59:15I will take a seat.
00:59:18I will take a seat.
00:59:22I will take a seat.
00:59:24I will take a seat.
00:59:27Oh, we'll come to our home.
00:59:38Tyrone's looking for you!
00:59:54How you been, Bobby?
00:59:57Eddie.
00:59:58No, Eddie's dead.
00:59:59I'm sorry?
01:00:00Yeah.
01:00:01I changed my name.
01:00:02I'm Tyrone now.
01:00:04So you're Tyrone?
01:00:06Yeah.
01:00:07I changed my name.
01:00:08You know, everybody else is changing.
01:00:09You know, the whole world is changing.
01:00:10My whole world, which was April.
01:00:15I gotta get going.
01:00:16Hey, man.
01:00:19Even if I wanted to hurt you, and I kinda do, I won't, so...
01:00:23Whew!
01:00:24...you can relax.
01:00:26I mean, it's her choice.
01:00:27You know, if she wants to be with you, that's fine.
01:00:29It's just...
01:00:31There's something I...
01:00:34You could tell her something for me?
01:00:35What you want me to tell her?
01:00:37A good night, man.
01:00:38Happy Thanksgiving.
01:00:39Happy Thanksgiving.
01:00:40Yeah!
01:00:41Yeah, good job, you know!
01:00:43Yeah!
01:00:44Yeah, good job, you know!
01:00:45Yeah!
01:00:46Yeah!
01:00:47Yeah!
01:00:49Yeah!
01:00:50Woo!
01:00:51All right!
01:00:52You, y'all!
01:00:53Let's go.
01:01:06Let's go.
01:01:09Because once there were people here called Indians,
01:01:19Native Americans, whatever, and then a boat
01:01:22came called the Mayflower, landed on a big rock
01:01:25and carrying people just like me.
01:01:28And the first year on their own was hard.
01:01:33It was really, really hard.
01:01:40Let me start again.
01:01:47This was long ago, before we stole
01:01:52most of their land, killed most of them,
01:01:55and moved the rest to reservations,
01:01:59before they lost their language and their customs.
01:02:07OK, forget what I just said.
01:02:12Once there was this one day where everybody seemed to know
01:02:18they needed each other.
01:02:21It's one day when they knew for certain
01:02:32that they couldn't do it alone.
01:02:48And it was really hard.
01:03:02And it was really hard to see,
01:03:03if I could be there and they were there.
01:03:05When I was living there, I was still there.
01:03:07I don't think they're going to be there.
01:03:08And it was a lot of money,
01:03:09but life wasn't enough for me.
01:03:10If I could be there, I'd say,
01:03:12they had a good job.
01:03:13It's nothing wrong,
01:03:14that was my fault.
01:03:14I couldn't be there.
01:03:15Why did we stop?
01:03:42Daddy saw her.
01:04:12One sixty-eight, one, sixty-eight, one, sixty-eight, one, sixty, sixty, two, should be up here.
01:04:40Daddy? Daddy?
01:04:42Watch out. Dad, watch out.
01:04:47Who are the...
01:04:49One fifty-four, should be up here.
01:04:51Oh, my God. Oh, my.
01:04:58Oh, my God. Oh, my.
01:05:13This is the wrong street.
01:05:16No, I think we're here.
01:05:18No, it can't be.
01:05:20We have obviously...
01:05:22We've obviously got the wrong address.
01:05:25Daddy, I think this is it.
01:05:28Goddamn it, April.
01:05:41I don't understand. How did you...
01:05:43How did you do it?
01:05:44It's very good.
01:05:47It's realest.
01:05:48It's realest.
01:05:49Oh, it's carved dough.
01:05:52It's carved dough.
01:05:53It's nice.
01:05:55It's very good.
01:05:57Very good.
01:05:58Very good.
01:05:59Very good.
01:06:04Lock your doors!
01:06:06Lock your doors!
01:06:10Hey, welcome! How you guys going?
01:06:12Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:06:14Mom! Mom, what are you?
01:06:16I'm Bobby.
01:06:18Aren't you, uh, April's family?
01:06:22Yeah.
01:06:24Um...
01:06:26You must be your mother.
01:06:32Well, um...
01:06:34I'm gonna go together.
01:06:44April!
01:06:46April, they're here!
01:06:48Hey, babe, your family's here!
01:06:50Bobby?
01:06:52They're here!
01:06:54They're here?
01:06:56Yeah! Oh, my God, what happened to you?
01:06:58I'm good. You need first aid.
01:07:00No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:07:02Your family is downstairs.
01:07:04Bobby, look at your lips and your eye.
01:07:06I'm good. I'm fine.
01:07:08I'm fine. They're downstairs waiting for you.
01:07:10You gotta go.
01:07:12You sure you're okay?
01:07:14Go.
01:07:19Hey, the cranberry sauce is ready.
01:07:21Get here! Get here!
01:07:23What's house?
01:07:25We're good next time!
01:07:27He ran out
01:07:50So, let's go.
01:08:21I don't understand. They were just down here.
01:08:24Maybe they went and ran an errand.
01:08:30Why would they come all this way?
01:08:50Mommy, what are we going to do with all the food?
01:09:05This is so nice.
01:09:15But something smells good.
01:09:17I'm sure we'll be able to find something for everybody here.
01:09:23Joy, you okay?
01:09:24I need to go to the bathroom.
01:09:26Well, I'll...
01:09:27Timmy can take me.
01:09:28Don't be hard on yourself.
01:09:42We...
01:09:43We did the right thing.
01:09:48It's much better this way.
01:09:50Good afternoon.
01:09:51Happy Thanksgiving.
01:09:53Happy Thanksgiving.
01:09:54Oh, sick.
01:09:56Well, I know I'm a father.
01:09:57Come on, that's it.
01:09:59I'm leaving.
01:09:59You're on your own.
01:10:00We'll see how you like that.
01:10:01Hmm?
01:10:02Mom!
01:10:02Let's go.
01:10:13Let's go.
01:10:20Come on, let's go.
01:10:21Amen.
01:10:21Come on, let's go.
01:10:24Come on.
01:10:25Mom, Mom, are you okay?
01:10:54Mom?
01:10:55Mom?
01:10:56Mom?
01:10:57Mom?
01:10:58Mom?
01:10:59Mom?
01:11:00Mom?
01:11:01Mom?
01:11:02Excuse me.
01:11:03French, Russian, blue cheese, Thousand Island, vinaigrette, Italian, we've got ranch.
01:11:08They're all made on the premises.
01:11:09We've got a great black forest cake.
01:11:13We also have a lot of great pies.
01:11:14Doesn't that sound good?
01:11:15Doesn't that sound good?
01:11:16Do you have whipped cream with the pumpkin pie?
01:11:17Oh, of course.
01:11:18Doesn't that sound good?
01:11:19Do you have whipped cream with the pumpkin pie?
01:11:20Oh, of course.
01:11:25Oh, of course.
01:11:26We've got a great black forest cake.
01:11:27We also have a lot of great pies.
01:11:28Doesn't that sound good?
01:11:29We have great pumpkin pie.
01:11:30Do you have whipped cream with the pumpkin pie?
01:11:31Do you have whipped cream with the pumpkin pie?
01:11:32Oh, of course.
01:11:33Do you have whipped cream with the pumpkin pie?
01:11:34Oh, of course.
01:12:03Do you have whipped cream with the pumpkin pie?
01:12:04Yeah.
01:12:05Okay.
01:12:06Do you want me to get it?
01:12:07I want me to get it.
01:12:08I want you to get it.
01:12:09I want you to see it.
01:12:10Okay.
01:12:11Yeah.
01:12:12Gearけど…
01:12:13Yeah.
01:12:14Huh?
01:12:15You want me to get it?
01:12:16Not me to get it.
01:12:17Thank you so much.
01:12:21thrillhiantes
01:14:05I've always loved you in my way.
01:14:13I've always loved you in my way.
01:14:23I've always loved you.
01:14:50Let the camera linger on your perfect skin
01:14:57Your widow's peak and your lucky grin
01:15:02And the bluest eyes I know
01:15:07As you turn to go
01:15:10Let there be a record of your gorgeous voice
01:15:16The turn of phrase would fill my days with joy
01:15:21Something like being singing soft and low
01:15:25As you turn to go
01:15:29I know I'm not supposed to say I'm sorry
01:15:38But you know you're the star of my life story
01:15:48And I'm so sorry
01:15:53Let the poet struggle to describe your heart
01:15:58Your art of love and your love of art
01:16:03Well, if you ever loved me, tell me so
01:16:07As you turn to go
01:16:11If you ever loved me, tell me so
01:16:17As you turn to go
01:16:21Even though I met you only recently
01:16:38I'd find myself falling in love with you
01:16:42I don't know quite how to put this decently
01:16:47But what's the chance that you could love me too?
01:16:51Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
01:16:56Has made my dreams come true
01:17:00And turned my grey sky blue
01:17:04Oh, it's you, you, you, you, you, you
01:17:09Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
01:17:13You make me feel like I'm seventeen again
01:17:32You make everything beautiful seem true
01:17:36I can't wait to go to sleep and dream again
01:17:41Cause every dream I dream
01:17:44So dream a dreamy little you
01:17:46Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
01:17:50Has made my dreams come true
01:17:54And turned my grey sky blue
01:17:58Why, it's you, you, you, you, you
01:18:02Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
01:18:07Like amorous lovebirds do
01:18:11Who made my world seem new
01:18:15Tis, tis, you, you, you, you, you, you
01:18:20You make the world go round
01:18:32The sun go up and down
01:18:37The flowers bloom in May
01:18:41The children laugh and play
01:18:45Shall we choose the day?
01:18:49Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
01:18:53Has made my dreams come true
01:18:57And turned my grey sky blue
01:19:00And turned my grey sky blue
01:19:01Why, it's you, you, you, you, you, you
01:19:06Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
01:19:10Like amorous lovebirds do
01:19:14Who made my world seem new
01:19:18Tis, tis, you, you, you, you, you, you
01:19:22Lovebirds do
01:19:52You
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