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00:00Hi guys, welcome back to Bigfoot Boys Vlogs. It is a beautiful morning, sun's out, birds are
00:05chirping, absolutely perfect day. Just wanted to start by saying thanks for all the nice comments
00:10on the last video where I tried to build that birdhouse. Yeah, it fell apart, we're not going
00:15to talk about it. So the plan for today is much simpler. I'm heading over to my secret patch of
00:20sunberries on the other side of the creek. They should be perfect right about now. Gotta pass
00:24Kevin's tree. He still owes me acorns from last fall. Don't think I've forgotten, Kevin. I see ya.
00:32Okay, concentration time. This log gets super slippery. Last thing I need to do is end up in
00:37the creek again. The salmon make fun of me for weeks. Yes, made it. Dry feet. Today is officially
00:44a win. Nothing can ruin this perfect day. Huh, that's weird. You guys hear that? Kind of high-pitched
00:53sound. Almost sounds like, I don't know, a really, really big mosquito. Ah, whatever. Probably
01:03just a weird bird or something. Anyway, these berries are like the best. Super sweet. They're
01:10not like regular berries. They kind of shimmer and they pop in your mouth like little flavor
01:16explosions. Okay, no, that's definitely not a bird. It's like a, like a low humming. What is that?
01:26It's coming from over there, I think. Deeper in the woods where the old pines are.
01:35Hmm, this is a tough one, guys. Curiosity or hunger?
01:39All right, fine. Curiosity wins. It always wins. Who needs berries when you have a mystery?
01:48Okay, so the sound is definitely getting louder over here. I don't normally come through this
01:53part of the woods. It's all tangly. Okay, and branchy. Very, very branchy. The things I do for
02:03this vlog. Whoa, look at this. This branch is snapped clean off and it's way too high up for a deer or a bear
02:10to have done it. Weird. And, and teen. The tree's burnt, but there hasn't been a fire. This is getting
02:19stranger. And what is this stuff? It's like space jelly. It's not sticky, just weirdly smooth.
02:27Doesn't smell like anything. Definitely not from around here. And look at these tracks. Not a hoof,
02:39not a paw. What even is that? And it smells weird too. Like right before a big thunderstorm,
02:47that electric smell. But, not a cloud in the sky. Okay, another clue. A piece of something.
02:54Something. It's super light. And strong. Can't even bend it. Hang on. It stopped. The noise,
03:03it's gone. Why did it stop? Okay, I think I'm close. Gotta be quiet now. We're in full on stealth mode.
03:15Okay. Okay. You are not going to believe this. You are just not. What is that? It's like a big shiny
03:26egg? Okay. Right. So that's a, that's a UFO. A huge UFO. Just crashed in my woods. Okay. Totally normal.
03:35Look at the dents in it. Look at the dents in it. Man, he really, he really hit the ground hard. This thing
03:41is totaled. It's got writing on it. Uh, two dots, a squiggle, another dot. Yeah, I got nothing.
03:49It's space language, I guess. Whoa. It's, uh, humming. It's still on, I think.
03:57I can hear stuff up inside. Okay. So there's a spaceship. So that means there has to be a, uh,
04:10a spaceman, right? A pilot. Hello. Anybody home? Mr. Spaceman. I bring, uh, greetings.
04:21Wait a second. The, the three prong tracks, they lead to that log. Guys, there's a, there's a little
04:32guy. He looks, he looks really sad. Okay. Just, just to be clear, we're all seeing this, right?
04:41I'm not dreaming. That's a real life alien on my trail. I came out here for berries. I found a space
04:48alien. This is, this is not how I saw my day going. What do I do? Do I say hi? What's the
04:57protocol here? Do I bow? Is that a thing? Ow, he sounds so sad. Okay, forget protocol. He looks like
05:07he needs a friend. Okay. Okay. Be cool. Be cool. Don't be scary. Just be a friendly neighborhood
05:14big foot. Hey, little buddy. Are you all right? I'm not going to hurt you. Okay. See friend,
05:26big hairy, not going to hurt you friend. It's cool. We're cool. Not much of a talker, huh?
05:34That's okay. I can talk enough for both of us. It's a good one. Not as good as a sunberry,
05:44but you know, circumstances.
05:49Zorp. Is that your name? Zorp. I'm Bigfoot, but my friends call me Foot.
05:56Zorp. What are you looking for? Zorp. Zorp. Zorp, what an awesome name. For me?
06:09So, Zorp here gave me this. It's a, well, it's a purple glowing rock. Obviously. What else would it be?
06:17He keeps making this sniffing noise and pointing at it. I think he wants me to smell it.
06:21What? That's not weird, right? Okay. That feels good. The trees are whispering my favorite songs.
06:30I wonder where Zorp is. Zorp? Buddy? Is that you? You've gotten so much bigger and woodier. It's a good
06:40look for you. This is the water ever. It's so leafy. Why didn't anyone tell me about the Green River?
06:48He went that way? Are you sure? You don't seem like a very trustworthy source of information.
06:57Yeah, this is a good look. Very natural. Very king of the forest. Zorp would be impressed by my style.
07:05Hello? Is this a space phone? Can you call Zorp for me? Tell him I have, I have moss.
07:12These are the best snacks. It's like eating tiny, crunchy stars. Zorp is missing out.
07:20Look at that. That cloud looks like a squirrel fighting a snail. Oh, this is an epic battle for
07:26the ages. Go, squirrel. Go. Whoa. Okay. The trees just stopped singing. That was rude.
07:34My head feels fuzzy. Okay. What was I just doing?
07:40Why is my head moss on the ground? And where is Zorp? My hands are just hands again. Not magnificent
07:47shovels of cosmic energy. Man, what a downgrade. Oh no. The little guy. He's gone. I was supposed to be
07:56watching him. Bad Bigfoot. Bad. Zorp. Little gray dude. Oh, I'm sorry. I tried to swim in the ferns.
08:07Come back. Oh, there you are. Or there you were. You left me a little note, huh?
08:16Guess that means you got home safe. That's good. Sneaky little guy disappearing like that.
08:22And you're all out of juice. Just a regular old rock now. The party's really over. Well,
08:32you were fun for a while, but my head feels like a bear used it for drumming practice.
08:41Well, that was an awesome adventure. Hope Zorp is doing well.
08:46So yeah. Thanks for watching my vlog once again. If you like the content I create,
08:50maybe consider subscribing and give the video a like. That'd be pretty cool of you.
08:55Oh. Oh no. I think, I think that purple rock had some side effects.
09:05What H O. Okay. Gotta go. Bye.
09:09Bye.
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