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00:02:52series and a scholar specialized in missing socks. Professor, for years now you have believed in the
00:02:59existence of some sort of mischievous sock eaters who steal human socks, correct? No, no, I must
00:03:04correct you there. Not some sort of mischievous sock eaters, but rather odd sock eaters, and they
00:03:09do happen to exist. And they only eat one sock out of every pair that they find. But the only proof
00:03:14you can offer us of the existence of these odd sock eaters of yours is the sock that appears to
00:03:19have been in my life or possibly in my life. No, not at all. And do you have any other proof of this? Have you seen them? Do you know what they look like? Nobody knows what they look like, or where they have their dens. But I believe that one of these days I will be able to show you an odd sock eater. I've been working on- First floor. Socks.
00:03:49Here we are then. Let's get our mitts on some socks. Get to work!
00:03:57What are you doing, Spike? We only take the odd ones, you idiot. Odd or even? I couldn't care less. I'm not picky, Big Boss. I take everything. We are odd sock eaters. And we're number one for a lot of
00:04:27odd sock eaters, Ace. I don't give a fluff. Ace never take the bullpen.
00:04:38You torn my ear, Big Boss, weight!
00:04:40Wait!
00:04:41Gah!
00:04:42Gah!
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00:05:08This creature has never been observed, let alone been captured.
00:05:19To catch one and put it on display is my solitary mission in life.
00:05:24Ladies and gentlemen, the present guest on Midnight History was Professor René Kaderabal.
00:05:28Please stay tuned, though, because we have a lovely segment about a boy who dreams of an adventure in the next day.
00:05:34Hey, what are you doing, guys?
00:05:52You've got something that belongs to me, Spike.
00:05:54But we did the job together, boss, come on.
00:05:56There's no room for you with us anymore. You're a common thief.
00:05:59Oh, yeah, sure. Look who's talking. A mobster boss who's stolen socks from over half of the city's souls.
00:06:04Always one sock only, though. You've understood nothing of what I've taught you.
00:06:08I don't steal. I share with people. One for them, and one for me.
00:06:14Hey, what are you doing? What do you want, big boss, huh?
00:06:27Hey, hey, it's you who understands nothing.
00:06:29This city is going to be mine one day, and then I'll take whatever I want from it. You hear me?
00:06:35Throw him in.
00:06:37Patrol to me. There's been a break in the shopping center. I'm also getting a man's harassment.
00:06:41You'll pay for this, big boss.
00:06:53The Odd Sock Eaters.
00:07:11The Odd Sock Eaters.
00:07:27Grandpa? Grandpa, are you asleep?
00:07:51I'll find you something for breakfast.
00:07:52Good morning.
00:07:57Good morning. Eat up.
00:07:58I don't want any more.
00:07:59You need to eat up.
00:08:00Hey, where did my other sock go?
00:08:02Was there a moment ago?
00:08:03Has someone eaten it or what?
00:08:04It's certainly not me.
00:08:05I don't eat socks.
00:08:06Well, I'll be.
00:08:09What's that on your feet?
00:08:10Different sock on each foot.
00:08:11See what I mean?
00:08:13Give him the pacifier.
00:08:15Help me out, would you?
00:08:16My hands are full.
00:08:22Don't forget that you're picking the kids up today.
00:08:25I have that interview.
00:08:27Go on. Off you go now.
00:08:30And as for you, take another pair of socks.
00:08:33You can't bother them.
00:08:36Ow!
00:08:37What is this?
00:08:41What is this sock?
00:08:42Who spilled the baby oil?
00:08:47Hurry up, or we're going to be late.
00:08:50Two different socks?
00:08:52But of course.
00:08:52You see what I keep telling you?
00:08:54I'm not imagining things.
00:08:55There is something going on here.
00:08:58Grandpa?
00:08:59Hey, Grandpa.
00:09:00Have one of these.
00:09:01It'll make you feel better.
00:09:03What's that you've got on you, Hugo?
00:09:06And what about those socks?
00:09:08There's two of them.
00:09:10Remember, never take the full pair.
00:09:13I know, Grandpa.
00:09:15But baby socks give you the best nutrition.
00:09:17So I took both of them.
00:09:18And since you're so ill...
00:09:20Oh, Hugo.
00:09:22It's not that I'm ill.
00:09:24I'm just fading away.
00:09:26You know, my boy.
00:09:28Us odd sock eaters just fade away when our time comes.
00:09:32But what about me, Grandpa?
00:09:34Am I going to be left here all on my own?
00:09:36Of course you won't.
00:09:38You've got an uncle.
00:09:40I have an uncle?
00:09:41But where?
00:09:42In a villa.
00:09:43Up on the hill on the other side of the river.
00:09:46Go and see him.
00:09:47And tell him that Grandpa L'Amour has sent you.
00:09:51But Grandpa, I...
00:09:53I would be...
00:09:54Oh, Hugo.
00:09:55He's the only family that you have.
00:09:58Find him.
00:10:00He calls himself Big Boss.
00:10:02And now, open the window, my boy.
00:10:06The air is so nice today.
00:10:11Goodbye, Hugo.
00:10:13But Grandpa...
00:10:15And don't forget, stick close to people, but not too close.
00:10:21I'll never take the full pair again.
00:10:49Come on.
00:10:51Oh, my God.
00:11:21Ah!
00:11:28Ah!
00:11:31Ah!
00:11:34Ah!
00:11:41Ah!
00:11:44Ah!
00:11:47Ah!
00:11:49Oh, my God.
00:12:19Welcome to my humble study, my old friend.
00:12:24Albert, I remember that when you got your Nobel Prize, you said,
00:12:28I have reached an age when it is all right for me to wear a different sock on each foot.
00:12:33But why would you lose only one sock?
00:12:35You never turned your thoughts to that, did you?
00:12:37Now, that's a problem that needs solving, much bigger than that theory of relativity of yours.
00:12:42Ah, the odd sock eaters, it's bound to be them.
00:12:51Ah, a rat. Just another rat again.
00:13:09Ah!
00:13:16Ah!
00:13:17Ah!
00:13:18Ah!
00:13:19Ah!
00:13:20Ah!
00:13:21Ah!
00:13:22Ah!
00:13:23Ah!
00:13:24Ah!
00:13:25Ah!
00:13:26Ah!
00:13:27Ah!
00:13:28Ah!
00:13:29Ah!
00:13:30Ah!
00:13:31Oh!
00:14:01What are you doing here?
00:14:10This is our territory.
00:14:11Huh?
00:14:11Yeah, this is our villa.
00:14:13Huh?
00:14:14Oh.
00:14:18Ow!
00:14:19Let's take him upstairs.
00:14:20We'll let the boss decide what to do with him.
00:14:22Did you say the boss?
00:14:23You mean the big boss?
00:14:24You know him.
00:14:25No, yeah, we've known him forever, haven't we, bro, right?
00:14:27We have, but he still gets us muddled up.
00:14:29He can only tell us apart because of my scarf.
00:14:31What shall we do?
00:14:32Switch, brother?
00:14:33For a laugh.
00:14:34Yeah, let's do it.
00:14:37Oh, look out.
00:14:38The professor's coming back.
00:14:43Ah.
00:14:59Where have you been, Tula, Mar?
00:15:01I'm not Tula Moore.
00:15:03That's because I'm Tula Moore.
00:15:04That's the last time you played a trick on me.
00:15:07Give him the stupid scarf back, Ramseys.
00:15:08And enough with you and your stupid jokes.
00:15:10And who is this blue fluff garbage?
00:15:13We caught this one downstairs in the old professor's study, didn't we, bro?
00:15:17Why do you keep creeping down there?
00:15:19The professor for you, he's a dangerous madman and a nosy nelly.
00:15:23What has good old Big Boss been telling you all these years?
00:15:28Stick close to people.
00:15:30Huh?
00:15:30I know this, but not too close.
00:15:33Huh?
00:15:34Big Boss says that, right?
00:15:36That's who I'm looking for.
00:15:37He's my uncle.
00:15:39Ah!
00:15:39Do I look like a fluffing uncle to you?
00:15:42Uh, uh, well, yeah, I guess you would be my uncle.
00:15:45That is, I'm, uh, Hugo.
00:15:47Grandpa Lamor said you were the only family that I had.
00:15:50Well, if you're Big Boss...
00:15:52Grandpa Lamor.
00:15:53Uh-huh.
00:15:54What about him?
00:15:55So you knew Grandpa?
00:15:56Of course I knew him.
00:15:58He's my father.
00:15:59My Grandpa...
00:16:00My Grandpa has died.
00:16:03Wow.
00:16:04Madonna mia.
00:16:07Odd sock eaters don't die.
00:16:09They just fade away, don't they, Dad?
00:16:11Dad?
00:16:14He was your Grandpa, too.
00:16:16Huh?
00:16:18Untie him.
00:16:19But why, Dad?
00:16:21Hugo here is our swag.
00:16:22Your swag, too, Lamor?
00:16:24That should have been some odd socks and not your cousin.
00:16:36They say you supposedly are what you eat.
00:16:40And that is apparently also true for those elusive odd sock eaters.
00:16:43I've never seen so much food before.
00:16:49It's incredible.
00:16:53Or a sock as beautiful as this one.
00:16:56Oh, please, can I keep it?
00:16:58That's my boy.
00:17:00Keep.
00:17:00Collect.
00:17:01Accumulate.
00:17:03Our socks never run out.
00:17:05But Grandpa, Grandpa Lamor never accumulated socks.
00:17:08We would only ever take what we needed for the moment.
00:17:12But I need so many of them!
00:17:15But Grandpa wouldn't like that very much.
00:17:18That's exactly why I left home.
00:17:20I just love them so much.
00:17:22Bobby socks, knee socks, baby booties.
00:17:26Oh, there were times when the gang and me would rob half the town in a single night.
00:17:29Those were the good old days.
00:17:31Oh, anyway.
00:17:32Ramsey's to Lamor!
00:17:36Teach him everything a good sock eater needs to know, you idiot!
00:17:49Whoa, hey!
00:17:51Pump!
00:17:52Ah!
00:17:53Ah!
00:17:54Ah!
00:17:55Ah!
00:17:55Ah!
00:17:56Ah!
00:17:56Ah!
00:17:57Ah!
00:17:57Ah!
00:17:58Ah!
00:17:58Ah!
00:17:59Ah!
00:17:59Ah!
00:18:00Ah!
00:18:00Ah!
00:18:01Ah!
00:18:01Ah!
00:18:02Ah!
00:18:02Ah!
00:18:11And don't be too easy on him!
00:18:25Hello, cousin.
00:18:25Let's see what you're made of.
00:18:26Go get him, huh?
00:18:27Ah!
00:18:29Ah!
00:18:30Ah!
00:18:31But they're all wet.
00:18:32Well, yeah, of course they're wet.
00:18:34The professor does wash them occasionally.
00:18:36What are you waiting for?
00:18:37Just go for it.
00:18:40Look at this.
00:18:44Don't be crazy, brother.
00:18:45Now listen, Dad said we shouldn't be too easy on him, didn't he?
00:18:48So let's see what our little cousins made of.
00:18:55Turn it off.
00:18:58Stop, stop the water.
00:18:59Turn it off.
00:19:07Do something for Sock's sake.
00:19:09I can't move at all.
00:19:18Hugo, his legs are all wet.
00:19:19Now we've really done it.
00:19:20We've got to wring him out.
00:19:21Fluff and ripping inside out.
00:19:38What have you been up to?
00:19:39Water?
00:19:40How many times have I told you water means death for odd Sock Eaters?
00:19:44You know what you're going to get now?
00:19:46The rope.
00:19:47No, no, Uncle, no.
00:19:49Stay out of this, Hugo.
00:19:50And don't even think about letting go until you're dry, boy.
00:20:06Remember, Hugo, this is what happens to any odd Socky who plays with water.
00:20:10Hey, bro, tell me, are you okay now?
00:20:24Never better, bro.
00:20:27I was really worried about you.
00:20:29Worried?
00:20:29You were worried, you little Bobby Sock?
00:20:31I'll show you something to get worried about.
00:20:34You mean the traps?
00:20:35Yeah, bro, the professor has special traps.
00:20:52Twist him up, bro.
00:20:54And you watch.
00:20:55And now you, Hugo.
00:21:15He's no use to us.
00:21:17This guy's all thumbs.
00:21:18Hey, look over there.
00:21:24That's Grandpa's baby booty.
00:21:26What are you doing?
00:21:27What?
00:21:27What are you doing?
00:21:31He got himself caught.
00:21:34We have to get him out, bro.
00:21:42He could have been ripped apart at the seams.
00:21:44Yeah, but he wasn't.
00:21:46Look out.
00:21:47The professor.
00:21:50An on, Sock eater.
00:21:54I saw it.
00:21:54I saw it.
00:21:55I saw it.
00:21:56What?
00:21:56What?
00:21:57Where did he come?
00:22:00Where is he?
00:22:02But that man.
00:22:03That man down there.
00:22:04He just saw us.
00:22:05He saw you.
00:22:06But how could he see me?
00:22:08Because the guy's an oddball.
00:22:09What's an oddball?
00:22:10Shh.
00:22:12An oddball, or oddie for short, is a human who sees and hears odd sockiness.
00:22:16But how can he possibly see us?
00:22:18None of the family where we lived with my grandpa ever saw either of us.
00:22:22Duh, that's because it was a family.
00:22:24An oddie is always a lonely person.
00:22:28So incredibly lonely that they've gone bonkers.
00:22:31And this oddball is also extremely dangerous.
00:22:35Let's go.
00:22:36And not a word of this to Big Boss.
00:22:42You got it?
00:22:43Got it.
00:22:47Come on, go.
00:22:55You go.
00:22:57Here at home, you were just practicing.
00:22:59Now let's see if practice really makes perfect.
00:23:02Time for Mission Launderette.
00:23:03No, it stinks in there.
00:23:05And I'm allergic to Jasmine's softener.
00:23:08Yuck.
00:23:09I said Launderette.
00:23:10And was someone to keep an eye on, you idiots.
00:23:13But why do we need to be watched?
00:23:14Because you never know when you're going to run into a naughty.
00:23:17And that means you might be seen.
00:23:19So no more complaints.
00:23:21My tough nuts are coming with you.
00:23:24This is Boris.
00:23:27Ah, those were the days.
00:23:28If anyone stood in my way, Boris would rip them into a pile of loose gum.
00:23:33Welcome to the family, you go.
00:23:36Chang the Choker.
00:23:38No one else could numb someone's leg under their knees so perfectly
00:23:41that they failed to notice that their sock and their shoe were missing.
00:23:47That's his name.
00:23:49And this man can open any door, sock, or safe with his handy lockpick.
00:23:54Oh, humans, how we love you.
00:24:02How close our destiny runs.
00:24:04We share your subs between us, the evil and the odd ones.
00:24:08Yeah, yeah, the odd ones.
00:24:10Yeah, yeah, the odd ones.
00:24:12How close our destiny runs.
00:24:13We steal, but we have no guns.
00:24:15Take the odd one, leave the other.
00:24:17We're not that greedy.
00:24:19A sack full of subs for the family.
00:24:21And a few odd ones for the needy.
00:24:23Yeah, yeah, for the needy.
00:24:25Yeah, yeah, for the needy.
00:24:27How close our destiny runs.
00:24:29We steal, but we have no guns.
00:24:31Oh, humans, how we love you.
00:24:32How close our destiny runs.
00:24:34We share your subs between us, the evil and the odd ones.
00:24:38Laundromat.
00:25:04That's far enough, Boris.
00:25:11We'll take it from here.
00:25:12Listen to, Lamort.
00:25:13Big Boss, he's saying a company's there.
00:25:14That's right.
00:25:15A company means to the door.
00:25:16Is this a door?
00:25:17Oh, yeah, this is a door.
00:25:18Exactly.
00:25:20And I'll tell you something else, Boris.
00:25:21Big Boss is getting old now.
00:25:24And I'm in charge of the operation.
00:25:25Me and just me.
00:25:27Take it easy, Boris.
00:25:28Let him try for himself, alone.
00:25:32I know, a lovely new shop around here.
00:25:35They have first-class little Chinese socks.
00:25:38You game?
00:25:38Okay, Junior.
00:25:40But this is your responsibility.
00:25:41Watch out!
00:25:56I don't like to look at that one.
00:25:57She could be an oddie.
00:26:05Hey now, go and find your own.
00:26:07These are ours.
00:26:07Hey, guys, look at this.
00:26:14What a beautiful sock.
00:26:19Huh?
00:26:20Oh!
00:26:22Hey, Ramsey!
00:26:23It's Olmore!
00:26:24Hey, I'm here!
00:26:24Hugo!
00:26:26Brother!
00:26:27He's in the water!
00:26:28He's in the water?
00:26:29Hugo!
00:26:30He's gonna drown inside that washing machine!
00:26:33Water!
00:26:34Water!
00:26:35Stop the water!
00:26:37Oh!
00:26:45Hey, Mary!
00:26:46Ach, no, I'm in Prague, you know.
00:26:48Ach, aye!
00:26:48Lots of beer, aye!
00:26:50And lots of asses!
00:26:51Oh, yeah!
00:26:54Oh!
00:26:55Oh!
00:27:04Oh!
00:27:04Oh!
00:27:04Oh!
00:27:06Oh!
00:27:06I got it!
00:27:08I got it!
00:27:10I got it!
00:27:12He's still alive, brother!
00:27:18Just as I thought, Jasmine sent it.
00:27:22How did you survive that?
00:27:24Are you like a super odd sock eater?
00:27:27I don't know, maybe I am.
00:27:36Oh no!
00:27:54Now yours, Blaze!
00:27:56And remember, take full pairs!
00:27:58Let's go! Let's go!
00:28:00Did you hear that?
00:28:02Full pairs?
00:28:04Fluffin' crazy!
00:28:06Chunga-punga!
00:28:08Chunga-punga!
00:28:10Chunga-punga!
00:28:18They're going the full Fandango!
00:28:20For God's sake, Tullamore,
00:28:22I don't like the sound or smell of this.
00:28:24We've gotta hide! Come on!
00:28:26And they got a girl with them!
00:28:34Gah!
00:28:37Gah!
00:28:38Huh?
00:28:40Ootsman! So quick!
00:28:42Gah!
00:28:46Gah!
00:28:53Gah!
00:28:56You like this one, don't you?
00:28:58But this one is mine.
00:28:59It's mine!
00:29:06Back to fluff down little chap, it's mine now.
00:29:09Back down? Me? But this has always been our territory, hasn't it, Ramses?
00:29:14Brother? Hugo?
00:29:19Let's just get this straight. Do you know who I am?
00:29:23I'm Big Boss Junior!
00:29:26Big Boss Junior?
00:29:27Big Boss' firstborn, huh?
00:29:32Well done, Bladehead.
00:29:35Change of plan, Blades!
00:29:37Everyone dump the socks!
00:29:40No, not socks!
00:29:41And stick him in instead!
00:29:43We're taking Junior back to our place!
00:29:46What are you doing? Let go of me!
00:29:48Let go of this! Let go of me! Let me go!
00:29:52Ramses, you go!
00:29:56I'm in here! Can you hear me?
00:29:58I'm in here! Help me! Let me out!
00:30:08Ramses, we've got to say Tullamore!
00:30:10Whoa, hey! Are you nuts? We've got to go and tell Dad!
00:30:14We can't do this on our own!
00:30:15Let's go!
00:30:16Let's go!
00:30:17Hurry!
00:30:18Help me! Let me out! Hey! Let me out!
00:30:33Come on!
00:30:41Help me! Let me out! Hey! Let me out!
00:30:46Oh, hey, Reiser, cut it out.
00:30:58This is my catch, and you know it.
00:31:00No, he's my catch.
00:31:02Big Boss's first boy.
00:31:04Be careful.
00:31:06This piece of cloth is going to come in handy, huh?
00:31:08For the biggest job of my life, Bladehead.
00:31:11Now, Rusty!
00:31:13Reiser, do not start dragging my little brother into things, huh?
00:31:17He's a small sock here.
00:31:18But I am not small, sis.
00:31:22My dad's going to get you for this.
00:31:24We'll see what your daddy gets, Junior.
00:31:27All I know is that his place has always been full of socks.
00:31:43What do you mean, lost?
00:31:47How could you lose to Lamar?
00:31:49He's not a fluffin' sack, is he?
00:31:52And who the heck is trespassing in my laundrette?
00:31:54That's what I want to know.
00:31:55This territory is still mine.
00:32:01And where in the world are the tough nuts?
00:32:04Fluffin' ripin' inside our...
00:32:05Here, Big Boss.
00:32:07Look at what you've got here for you.
00:32:09Never mind what you've got.
00:32:10Where is my son?
00:32:18Hey, Big Boss!
00:32:20Spike Riser says...
00:32:22Spike Riser!
00:32:24If you want Junior back alive,
00:32:27then bring ten sets of socks under the railway bridge
00:32:30by midnight tomorrow.
00:32:32Unmarked socks!
00:32:38It's very exciting!
00:32:40Stop! Stop!
00:32:41No!
00:32:42It's not suck either!
00:32:44It's not suck either!
00:32:46No!
00:32:47No!
00:32:50Not Spike Riser!
00:32:52That washed-out fluffball!
00:32:54That tall rag!
00:32:56I'll rip him apart!
00:32:57I'll cut him to pieces!
00:33:00I'll reel him into shreds!
00:33:02My firstborn son in the hands of that blade!
00:33:07And what about me, Dad?
00:33:09You're one hour younger,
00:33:11and you should have been with him.
00:33:12The two of you are twins.
00:33:14For socks' sake.
00:33:16Both for one,
00:33:16and one for both.
00:33:18And where the fluff have you been?
00:33:21I sent you to the laundrette with them
00:33:23to keep an eye on them.
00:33:25But Tullamore sent us away.
00:33:27He said...
00:33:27What was it he said again, fingers?
00:33:29Uh, and I'll...
00:33:30You...
00:33:31Something else,
00:33:33B-B-B-B-Bosses,
00:33:35and I'm running this operation.
00:33:38It's just...
00:33:39Me.
00:33:41Just him.
00:33:42Well, then he can figure out a way
00:33:43to get out of it on his own.
00:33:45I'm not giving up a single
00:33:47stretchy nylon sock for him.
00:33:48You're not getting any ransom
00:33:49for Tullamore's spike riser.
00:33:51You'll never get anything from me.
00:33:52Niente.
00:33:53Not a fluffin',
00:33:55rapid inside-out thread.
00:33:57Oh.
00:33:58Oh, yeah.
00:33:59But, Dad, come on.
00:34:00But you said...
00:34:01Bro is your firstborn son.
00:34:03You said that.
00:34:03Don't you remember?
00:34:04Come on.
00:34:05Please, Dad.
00:34:07But, Dad.
00:34:08But, Dad!
00:34:09What do we do now?
00:34:11You know, Ramseys.
00:34:12We did something.
00:34:13We wanted to keep an eye on you,
00:34:15but you said no.
00:34:16And now Junior is Spike Riser.
00:34:18But who's Spike Riser?
00:34:19Riser used to be
00:34:20one of Big Boss' tough nuts,
00:34:22just like us.
00:34:23But now he has his
00:34:25gang and old wreck
00:34:29down by the river
00:34:30under the railway bridge.
00:34:36The house is a fortress.
00:34:39It's all one big trap.
00:34:41If it wasn't for your blade,
00:34:42Big Boss and his gang
00:34:43would be tearing me to threads.
00:34:45A trap, you say?
00:34:47Yeah, a big trap.
00:34:52Stop talking to him, Fingers.
00:34:54It's all his fault anyway.
00:34:57If it wasn't for him
00:34:58barging in here,
00:35:00posing as our cousin,
00:35:01and confusing our dad,
00:35:02we wouldn't have gone near
00:35:04that fluffy lingerie,
00:35:05and my bro would be here
00:35:07right now!
00:35:08Go away from our family!
00:35:13Go!
00:35:14I hate you!
00:35:15What are you waiting for?
00:35:17Go back to where you came from
00:35:18and get lost!
00:35:19Am I supposed to believe
00:35:34that the most beautiful
00:35:38journey in life
00:35:40is the journey home?
00:35:43Oh, Grandpa,
00:35:44I live among people
00:35:46without being seen.
00:35:48Am I then readily
00:35:50at home in this family?
00:35:52I guess I love them dearly.
00:36:00I love them dearly.
00:36:02Even though there's clearly
00:36:09no one would like to see me.
00:36:17No one would like to see me.
00:36:18I love you.
00:36:19Yeah.
00:36:28Okay.
00:36:35All my friends.
00:36:38Okay.
00:36:38All my friends.
00:36:39I'll see you on the next one.
00:36:39Bye.
00:36:40Bye.
00:36:41Bye.
00:36:43Bye.
00:36:45Bye.
00:36:45Bye.
00:36:47Bye.
00:36:48Bye.
00:36:48To be continued...
00:37:18Hugo, in the villas up there on the other side of the river, it's the only family that you have.
00:37:30Okay, Grandpa.
00:37:48So, let's go.
00:38:18Hello, there.
00:38:30Look at him.
00:38:32I can see him, but where did he come from?
00:38:34You left the gangplank down, didn't you?
00:38:36No, I didn't. It wasn't me.
00:38:37Well, someone must have done it, and it wasn't me.
00:38:41Spike's not going to like this one bit.
00:38:43He couldn't have swung across.
00:38:44I did, actually. Seriously.
00:38:48On that bottle over there, I want to have a word with Mr. Spike Reiser, please.
00:38:55With Spike Reiser, eh?
00:38:57Not sure if Mr. Spike wants to speak to you, though. I mean, why would he?
00:39:03What sort of guarding is that, huh?
00:39:05And what does that toe rag want?
00:39:07Well, I... Mr. Spike, look, I...
00:39:11I want to become an official member of your gang.
00:39:16Hey, shut up!
00:39:17Well, well, you want to be a blade, do ya?
00:39:21Yes, please, sir.
00:39:22Normally, I just throw you overboard, but you're in luck.
00:39:25I'm having a really good day today, buddy boy.
00:39:28Hey, blades!
00:39:29We're going to have a big night out tonight at the Sock and Gun.
00:39:32What do you say, Bladehead, huh?
00:39:37And what about him?
00:39:39Go on, untie him, huh?
00:39:41If I say so, hmm?
00:39:42He's going to go with us.
00:39:45Show us what he's made of.
00:39:46We have no chance of getting on board that wreck in daylight, you know this.
00:39:58There, there, there, there's lots of them.
00:40:01Fluff and rip it inside out.
00:40:12So you'll have to go there at night and bring Tullamore back home with you.
00:40:16Okay.
00:40:17Yeah, I'll go with him.
00:40:18You're not going anywhere.
00:40:20You went somewhere earlier, look what happened.
00:40:22You're going to sit at home and make sure Hugo stays out of trouble.
00:40:25You know, I'd have to know where he is to be able to do that.
00:40:33Blades, prepare yourself.
00:40:34The night is the night, boss.
00:40:37We'll right those shock shells.
00:40:39And we're not the night, boss.
00:40:41Your socks are your life.
00:40:43I'm the morning night, boss.
00:40:45Off we go.
00:40:46Oh, gosh.
00:40:53Shh.
00:40:55You watch while I stir.
00:41:02No way.
00:41:03You watch while I stir.
00:41:04Give me that.
00:41:05No.
00:41:05You watch while I stir.
00:41:07Back's my friend.
00:41:09Let's have one, huh?
00:41:11Yeah, let's.
00:41:17Nothing like a good fermented sock.
00:41:19That's the ticket.
00:41:23Sock and garter.
00:41:25You're going to have to show that you've got what it takes.
00:41:35I want ten pairs of socks for me.
00:41:36Pairs?
00:41:37That's right.
00:41:38Bears.
00:41:39Bears means two.
00:41:41And a beautiful peony house just for me.
00:41:45What?
00:41:46What's that?
00:41:47But what do I need that for?
00:41:49For the shoelaces.
00:41:52And a bar.
00:41:55And a girl.
00:41:57Look.
00:41:58An easy catch, huh?
00:41:59It's all yours.
00:42:03I'm sorry, Grandpa.
00:42:04What?
00:42:14Huh?
00:42:15Huh?
00:42:18Hm?
00:42:19The coast is clear.
00:42:20They are fast asleep.
00:42:35Send fingers across.
00:42:50As long as you defend yourself, you don't understand, let's just let them know.
00:42:59Don't bother when you have to be a barter, a jock pepper in a garter.
00:43:09You sure are one sweet, oh, it's Saki, do you have a name or what?
00:43:14Uh, Hugo, that's a dreadful name, but now you can call yourself a blade.
00:43:19No, no, we're going to go celebrate, boys.
00:43:30Be careful.
00:43:37What are you doing, you moron?
00:43:39Your miss, missus is a moron.
00:43:42Take it running hot, idiot.
00:43:49Oh, no, no, no, no, nothing here.
00:44:15Nothing here, either.
00:44:26Change signal.
00:44:27The laser.
00:44:29Let's get out of here.
00:44:30I saw him.
00:44:43And where did you see him?
00:44:44We went through the whole thing and didn't see anything.
00:44:46I saw that rat, Hugo.
00:44:48Now he's best buddies with the blades and with spike rice.
00:44:52What's going on?
00:45:03The aliens have landed.
00:45:04Help me.
00:45:07The aliens have landed.
00:45:09The aliens have landed.
00:45:10Help me.
00:45:13Hey, are you asleep up there or what?
00:45:16Oh, yeah, he's great.
00:45:42Let me smell your breath, boys.
00:45:51Hey, Hugo.
00:45:53Come here.
00:46:01Now you're a real blade.
00:46:03May this safety pin bind you to us all.
00:46:07He's a blade now.
00:46:09Oh, congratulations, Hugo.
00:46:15Bring up some fermented socks.
00:46:17Oh, yeah.
00:46:18That's good stuff.
00:46:24Take a pick.
00:46:28And now, you're ours, blade.
00:46:30There's no one else that's quite a light.
00:46:51Where are they hiding, my two L'Amour?
00:47:06Did you search the boat properly?
00:47:08We went through every nook and cranny, boss.
00:47:10Didn't we, fingers?
00:47:11Yes.
00:47:11There was no one anywhere but boss.
00:47:15But I saw someone.
00:47:17Someone?
00:47:18I saw Hugo.
00:47:19He's one of them.
00:47:21His entire story about being an orphan
00:47:23was just one of Spike's tricks all along.
00:47:27Putting a moth in my socks like that?
00:47:30I swear, I'll unstitch them both.
00:47:33Hi, Spike.
00:47:33Hi, hello.
00:47:34Oh, my frilly dollies out of them
00:47:36with my own bare hands.
00:47:37Fluff and rip and inside out.
00:47:39All right, Spike, if that's what you want,
00:47:51time to meet again.
00:47:53And what are you doing lounging about?
00:47:55Take that off right now.
00:47:57We've got lots of work to do tomorrow, boys.
00:48:00Hey, Tula more!
00:48:28Tula more?
00:48:33Tula more?
00:48:42You big rat!
00:48:43Tuli, shush!
00:48:45The blades are gonna hear us.
00:48:46You're a fluff and blade,
00:48:47so don't go calling me Tuli.
00:48:48Listen to me, Tuli.
00:48:49I've come to rescue you, okay?
00:48:51I'm about to rescue me.
00:48:53You'll see.
00:48:53He'll pay the ransom for me.
00:48:55Big Boss isn't gonna pay anything for you.
00:48:57I heard it with my own ears.
00:48:58I'm not giving up a single stretchy nylon sock for him.
00:49:01That's what he said.
00:49:16Don't worry.
00:49:17I'll get you home.
00:49:18Yes.
00:49:20I can't untie you yet.
00:49:22You'd ruin everything.
00:49:25I'm gonna come back for you.
00:49:26Take a look at who we got here, Rusty,
00:49:33our little hero from the sock and garden, huh?
00:49:36Listen carefully, Blade.
00:49:38There's someone who wants to play games
00:49:39with good old Spike Rice.
00:49:43Well, when someone plays games with Spike,
00:49:46they've got another thing coming.
00:49:48Time for someone to take a little bath.
00:49:51All right, Blades, gather around.
00:50:08It's showtime.
00:50:09Step right up.
00:50:11Let's rough up Junior a little bit.
00:50:13Yeah!
00:50:14Yeah!
00:50:14Yeah!
00:50:15Yeah!
00:50:15Leave him to me.
00:50:16I'll sort the little bobby sock out.
00:50:18I like the cut of your jib, Blade.
00:50:21Before they dip you in, cut the rope.
00:50:23You'll find a raft under the side of the boat.
00:50:24All right, then, Blades,
00:50:25you were expecting a big dip, weren't ya?
00:50:27Yeah!
00:50:27Yeah!
00:50:28Yeah!
00:50:28Yeah!
00:50:29Yeah!
00:50:29Yeah!
00:50:30Yeah!
00:50:30Yeah!
00:50:31Yeah!
00:50:31A slight change of plans, though.
00:50:39You disappointed me, Blade.
00:50:41I almost fell for it, little Hugo.
00:50:43So you thought you could spin me a little line, huh?
00:50:46You did, didn't you?
00:50:48Only you'd have to be a bit better to pull that off,
00:50:50and you're definitely not that, Hugo.
00:50:53Take him for a swim!
00:50:56No!
00:50:57No, Spike, no!
00:50:58What are you doing?
00:50:59Stop this!
00:51:01You're not going to drown him like a rat, are you?
00:51:05But he's a rat, Bladeette.
00:51:06He's one of Big Boss' stooges.
00:51:08One of Big Boss' stooges?
00:51:10But he's just a boy.
00:51:11Go on, Rusty.
00:51:12Tell your sis what you dug up.
00:51:14Is what Spike's saying true, Rusty?
00:51:16Yeah, he's a big rat.
00:51:24Wait!
00:51:25Stop!
00:51:27Pull him back up, boys.
00:51:28Nice try, kid.
00:51:31It's a waste, though.
00:51:32You could have been a good blade.
00:51:33But you made your own choice, Hugo.
00:51:35So...
00:51:37Sayonara, little suck.
00:51:39How fascinating.
00:51:42Did you watch carefully?
00:51:44You want to know what I think?
00:51:46You watched everything, didn't you, Julia?
00:51:48Oh, poor old Big Boss.
00:51:49Oh, poor old Big Boss.
00:51:50What'll he say when he finds out that I drowned this poor little boy?
00:51:51Ah!
00:51:52He was nobody's little boy.
00:51:53We hardly knew him.
00:51:54Dad's not going to give a fluff.
00:51:55You're right.
00:51:56He doesn't give a fluff about you, either.
00:51:57And he never gave a fluff about me.
00:51:58All the old man cares about are his piles of socks.
00:52:00But don't you worry, you and me.
00:52:02We're going to teach that stingy daddy of yours to care about you, right?
00:52:03Oh, poor old Big Boss.
00:52:04Oh, poor old Big Boss.
00:52:05What'll he say when he finds out that I drowned this poor little boy?
00:52:08Ah!
00:52:09He was nobody's little boy.
00:52:11We hardly knew him.
00:52:12Dad's not going to give a fluff.
00:52:14You're right.
00:52:15He doesn't give a fluff about you, either.
00:52:18And he never gave a fluff about me.
00:52:20All the old man cares about are his piles of socks.
00:52:23But don't you worry, you and me.
00:52:25We're going to teach that stingy daddy of yours to care about you, right?
00:52:32What do you say, Tulamore, huh?
00:52:44I'll get that low-down stealing scum riser and that low-down weasel Hugo.
00:52:50Hurry up and get it down.
00:52:51We'll take it with us.
00:52:52Shit.
00:52:53Watch out!
00:52:54Ah!
00:52:55Oh, you moth-eating sock-eaters!
00:52:57We're trying to rescue my firstborn son!
00:53:02And my firstborn brother!
00:53:04I'm coming with you!
00:53:05No.
00:53:06I've already told you.
00:53:07You're going to stay at home and keep watch.
00:53:11The rest of you get moving.
00:53:13It's time.
00:53:24Oh, of course!
00:53:25Huh?
00:53:26It's the baby oil!
00:53:27I'm not going to drown!
00:53:28I'm waterproof!
00:53:29I don't...
00:53:30Ah!
00:53:31Ah!
00:53:32Ah!
00:53:33Ah!
00:53:34Ah!
00:53:35Ah!
00:53:36Ah!
00:53:37Ah!
00:53:38Ah!
00:53:39Ah!
00:53:40Ah!
00:53:41Ah!
00:53:42Ah!
00:53:43Ah!
00:53:44Ah!
00:53:45Ah!
00:53:47Ah!
00:53:48Ah!
00:53:49Ah!
00:53:50Ah!
00:53:51What do I do? What do I do?
00:54:08Yeah!
00:54:12I'm gonna pay for your ransom myself, bro.
00:54:21Whoa!
00:54:42Spike! Spike! The coast is clear! Big Boss and his boys, they're all gone now!
00:54:47Great time for a little ride! Let's go!
00:54:51No, no, no, Blader. This is not a job for a girl. You stay right here.
00:54:57And you two get moving! I'm gonna need you out here today!
00:55:01Ha! Draw up the gangplank!
00:55:04Start her up!
00:55:19Clutch! Reverse! Throttle! All right!
00:55:24No! Reverse, you moron! I said reverse!
00:55:27I must still be asleep. Shall we go?
00:55:39Whoa!
00:55:49I must still be asleep. Shall we go?
00:55:52No!
00:55:55What?
00:55:57Now listen carefully. That's the spot over there.
00:56:00Whoa!
00:56:03Whoa!
00:56:04Whoa!
00:56:08Whoa!
00:56:10Ahh!
00:56:11Ah.
00:56:12All right, gather around.
00:56:40That's where we are here.
00:56:45And that's the wreck there.
00:56:46Chang is gonna run like the clappers and get the blades attention.
00:56:51They'll run out of the boat.
00:56:53He'll run back under the net, and when they reach it, we'll catch them all right here.
00:56:58X-Mart's the spy.
00:57:03You hear me?
00:57:04Right boss.
00:57:05Let's go!
00:57:06Uncle Big Boss!
00:57:13And look, we've got a blade already.
00:57:16Ask this traitor where my tulamore is right now.
00:57:18Where are you hiding his tulamore?
00:57:22Spike Racer is holding him on the wreck, but you have to trust me.
00:57:34Liar!
00:57:35Ouch!
00:57:36I'm not really with them.
00:57:37I'm just trying to save tulamore.
00:57:39Ha!
00:57:40I've got one!
00:57:41Ha ha!
00:57:42At last!
00:57:43I've finally caught it on sake-eater-ing!
00:57:46glow Zitt plo-o!
00:57:47Si!
00:57:48fuera- itu...
00:57:50pa-u-o!
00:57:51Miьте!
00:57:52Tante deft Thebes!
00:57:53Tante deft Thebes!
00:57:55Tante deft Thebes!
00:57:56Tante deft Thebes!
00:57:58Tante deft Thebes!
00:57:59Tante deft Thebes!
00:58:02Oh, please help! Help me, somebody!
00:58:28I got you!
00:58:32Thank you, thank you, God. That is, of course, if you even exist. Thank you, God of all socks!
00:58:45Rammy! Don't touch me, you rat! And don't call me Rammy! Where is my brother? Where have you hidden Tullamore?
00:58:53Spike's holding him on his rack. Ow! Stop hitting me! We need to stick together, okay?
00:58:59They're such completely different specimens, and they are fighting with each other like family.
00:59:14Watch out! This place is full of traps!
00:59:19Do you recognize this, Junior? I have a little suggestion, my friend. You'll get to be my right-hand man if you just open Daddy's little safe for his Tullamore, huh?
00:59:29And you wouldn't give up a single stretchy nylon sock for me!
00:59:42Professor Rene Kaderabek. Winner of the Nobel Prize for discovering odd sock eaters. Ha-ha! Can you hear them say my name, Albert? Up there in the sky, in Heaven's Hall of Fame!
01:00:08Yeah!
01:00:08Ugh!
01:00:18Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
01:00:22Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
01:00:24Can I ask you something, sir? Have you been drinking this evening?
01:00:27I- I never drink, Officers! Not before I drive, when I drive—or after.
01:00:33And what is this, then?
01:00:34Ah, this is my discovery, gentlemen.
01:00:37The object of my long-term research.
01:00:40Beautiful, aren't they?
01:00:41Can you see?
01:00:42Can you see?
01:00:43We certainly can.
01:00:44You know what to do, Charlie.
01:00:46Let's breathalyze him.
01:00:47Wait, gentlemen.
01:00:48This is all a misunderstanding.
01:00:50I can explain everything.
01:00:52I'm sure even you, the representatives of our law enforcement authorities,
01:00:55sometimes lose just one sock.
01:00:57No, no, please, no.
01:00:59You can't see.
01:01:00Sir!
01:01:02Ramses, wait for me.
01:01:04Leave me alone.
01:01:04I have to find my brother.
01:01:05And how are you going to do that?
01:01:07A wreck is crawling with blades.
01:01:08You're a blade yourself.
01:01:09Get lost, rat.
01:01:10But Ramses, wait a minute, huh?
01:01:14Well, well, well.
01:01:16Consumption of alcohol before driving and possibly while driving,
01:01:20and now attacking a police officer.
01:01:22So close.
01:01:23So close.
01:01:24So close.
01:01:26These definitely had a skinful.
01:01:28Typical signs of alcoholic hallucination.
01:01:30I'll call the station.
01:01:31I had them.
01:01:37I...
01:01:37I just wanted to have a family of my own.
01:01:41I was so close.
01:01:43So close.
01:01:44And now I'm on my own.
01:01:45Will I be left here on my own?
01:01:48You go home.
01:01:49Grandpa?
01:01:50Grandpa!
01:01:51Yeah, you're still close to me, but not too close to me.
01:01:55I know, Grandpa.
01:01:56I know that.
01:01:57But this man is my last chance.
01:01:59I just have to try it, okay?
01:02:01Hey, the car's moving.
01:02:23Stop the car!
01:02:24Stop!
01:02:25Oh!
01:02:25Wait!
01:02:26Stop the vehicle!
01:02:27Don't thank me, Professor, okay?
01:02:42Okay, look.
01:02:44You stop hunting me, and I promise to stop running from you.
01:02:47And if you help me out, I can help you in return so that you can become famous.
01:02:52If that's what you really want.
01:02:54But you have to stop hunting us and trying to trap us.
01:02:57Never!
01:02:58Do we have a deal?
01:02:59We have a deal.
01:03:00Okay, my name is Hugo.
01:03:01I used to live with my grandpa, then with my uncle.
01:03:04Oh, never mind.
01:03:05My cousin, Tula, was a kid that was by the price.
01:03:08Well done, Tula, more.
01:03:26You must have wolf for brains.
01:03:29Do you really think I'd accept Big Boss' son as one of my own blades?
01:03:34Yep, send my regards to Daddy, Junior.
01:03:37Right now.
01:04:00Ramses, what happened, my boy?
01:04:02Tell me everything.
01:04:03Dad, Dad, I'm so sorry.
01:04:05It was Spike Rice, sir.
01:04:08Never mind, Spike.
01:04:09But where the fluffer on my sacks?
01:04:12What happened here?
01:04:13You were supposed to keep watch, Ramses.
01:04:15But I'm not Ramses.
01:04:19I'm Tula, more.
01:04:20This is not the time for your stupid jokes, Ramses.
01:04:24But, Dad, it's really me.
01:04:26I'm really Tula, more.
01:04:28Do you recognize me now, Dad?
01:04:29Tula, more.
01:04:31But where are Ramses and my entire sack fortunate?
01:04:37Go, Lucas, go.
01:04:38Try it.
01:04:38Oh, boy.
01:04:38أنت your ass.
01:04:38Oh, boy.
01:04:39Don't you know how to be alive?
01:04:40Yes, we have to be alive.
01:04:42Go, guys.
01:04:42Go, Tim and I.
01:04:43Oh, boy.
01:04:43Let's go.
01:04:56I'll get you.
01:04:57Go, man.
01:04:57I'll check you out from the house.
01:05:00How about this?
01:05:00Oh, man.
01:05:01Oh, man.
01:05:02It's like this.
01:05:03Oh, man.
01:05:04Oh, man.
01:05:05Oh, man.
01:05:05Oh, man.
01:05:06Are you here?
01:05:16Don't you move!
01:05:18Where is everybody?
01:05:19And why have you come back?
01:05:23Spike Reiser is the leader of a gang that calls themselves the Blades.
01:05:26They're really dangerous.
01:05:29No, you don't have to worry.
01:05:31They wouldn't dare harm a human.
01:05:33They are odd sock eaters.
01:05:34Okay, let's go, Hugo.
01:05:36Oh, no, look!
01:05:50Our boat!
01:05:51Ah, never mind that.
01:05:54We have enough socks now anyway, Rusty.
01:05:56But my sister is inside.
01:05:58Bladehead is on the boat.
01:05:59Yeah, and so what?
01:06:00It's a real shame.
01:06:01She wasn't a bad girl.
01:06:03Was she, little brother?
01:06:05No!
01:06:05I'm going to tear you in half, Rusty!
01:06:11Let's go!
01:06:12Reverse and throttle!
01:06:14Stop, you little woven pig squeak.
01:06:16I swear, when I get my hands on you...
01:06:19Hey, look!
01:06:31Those are Big Boss' socks!
01:06:33And Spike's old boat!
01:06:34It's floating away!
01:06:36Professor, stop the car, quick!
01:06:37Ah!
01:06:38Tulamore's inside!
01:06:41We've got to save him!
01:06:46There!
01:06:47Huh?
01:06:48Oh!
01:06:49Oh!
01:06:50Oh!
01:06:50Oh!
01:06:51Oh!
01:06:51Oh!
01:06:52Oh!
01:06:52Oh!
01:06:53Oh!
01:06:53Oh!
01:06:54Oh!
01:06:54Oh!
01:06:55Oh!
01:06:56Oh!
01:06:56Oh!
01:06:57Oh!
01:06:57Oh!
01:06:58Oh!
01:06:59Oh!
01:07:00Oh!
01:07:01Oh!
01:07:02Oh!
01:07:03Oh!
01:07:04Oh!
01:07:05Oh!
01:07:06Rusty, help me!
01:07:08Hey, wait, wait!
01:07:09Where are you running off to?
01:07:10And where's my brother?
01:07:11Two or more!
01:07:12Hey, wait, wait! Where are you running off to? And where's my brother?
01:07:21Two or more!
01:07:27I've never stolen anything in my life!
01:07:30I have, nearly all the time. Well, socks, I mean.
01:07:42We've got to get Bladehead out!
01:07:48And the Fermentis!
01:07:59Bladehead!
01:08:02Quick! Grab my hand!
01:08:08Hey! Hey, you! Come on! Here!
01:08:11Here! It's here!
01:08:22Hey, hey, Spike! Pull us up!
01:08:25The fewer blades there are, the more socks there are for me!
01:08:28See you on the other side!
01:08:37Oh, God! I've never had an experience like this!
01:08:41Welcome to think of it! I've never really had any experiences!
01:08:45Thanks, Hugo!
01:08:53Bladehead! Bladehead! Are you okay?
01:08:55Yeah.
01:08:58Rusty! Rusty, no!
01:09:02No!
01:09:02Don't look! We can't help them anymore!
01:09:06We've got to get to the shore!
01:09:16How lovely to die as a pair, huh?
01:09:22Spike! Please, you really can't leave us here!
01:09:25Where is my brother?
01:09:31Not a bad comeback, huh, Julie?
01:09:33To the bar!
01:09:37Hold on! I'll be right with you!
01:09:44No!
01:09:44No!
01:10:04Ah!
01:10:05Ah!
01:10:09Ah!
01:10:10Hugo!
01:10:24Ah, leave it to Lamar.
01:10:28We've got to find Ramses.
01:10:31And Hugo.
01:10:33And Hugo, he drowned, Dad. And all because of me. He was trying to save me. I saw them throw him off the boat.
01:10:45Well, he looked very much alive to me. I saw him with my own two eyes. But that doesn't make any sense to Lamar. Do you believe it?
01:10:53It's strange, but water doesn't even seem to harm him.
01:11:03Tullamore! Hold on a second! Bladette! Bladette!
01:11:14Bladette!
01:11:17Farewell, Bladette.
01:11:29You again?
01:11:33We're going home, Tullamore.
01:11:36I'll come back and see you, Professor. A promise is a promise.
01:11:40I've got good news. Tullamore is back home safe and sound, Uncle.
01:11:57I've got good news. Tullamore is back home safe and sound, Uncle.
01:12:10Hugo! Oh, fluff and ripping inside out, my boy! You've brought Ramses back home!
01:12:17Hugo! Hugo! You're alive!
01:12:21This is not Tullamore? So then? Then this is Tullamore!
01:12:26Yes, the little rascal!
01:12:28So that means...
01:12:29I've brought back Rami, then?
01:12:34Don't call me Rami. Father! Brother!
01:12:38Rami!
01:12:39Come here, my boy. Come here.
01:12:45Uncle Big Boss.
01:12:46What do you mean, Uncle? What do you mean, Big Boss?
01:12:50Daddy!
01:12:51Call me Daddy!
01:12:55No protest, Hugo.
01:12:57You are family now.
01:13:00And Spike is going to pay for everything.
01:13:02Daddy!
01:13:03Pretty!
01:13:25Bye!
01:13:26Bye!
01:13:31Bye!
01:13:31Bye!
01:13:32Huh?
01:13:38This is where they were.
01:13:40I saw them lying there.
01:13:43Huh?
01:13:44There he is.
01:13:45The low-down stealing scum.
01:13:48And her socks.
01:13:49They're there, too.
01:13:52Now, where's Bladette?
01:13:54I've got to catch him.
01:13:56He's got my entire life on that little truck.
01:13:58Wait, Dad!
01:13:59Stop it!
01:14:00He's mine.
01:14:02Ah, fluffin' riff, Riser.
01:14:08You've taken something that doesn't belong to you again.
01:14:11The odd socks are also mine, big boss.
01:14:13We used to be in this together, you remember that?
01:14:19Yes, before you became a common sock, Dave.
01:14:22Look who's talking now.
01:14:24A mobster boss who's stolen socks from over half the town, huh?
01:14:28Always just one sock, Riser.
01:14:30The odd one.
01:14:32I never took a full pair.
01:14:35I didn't steal.
01:14:36I shared with people.
01:14:37Not or even.
01:14:38I couldn't care less.
01:14:39I want them all.
01:14:47But socks aren't everything, Riser.
01:14:50Blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:14:50But you never understood that, did you?
01:14:53Oh, St. Big Boss had spoken.
01:14:55Amen.
01:14:58You wait your turn.
01:15:00You'll get yours, you little upstart.
01:15:01No.
01:15:02Ah.
01:15:03Ah.
01:15:03Ah.
01:15:04Ah.
01:15:05Chulamore.
01:15:08You okay?
01:15:09Yeah.
01:15:09Ah.
01:15:10Ah.
01:15:11Ah.
01:15:11Ah.
01:15:11What?
01:15:13What, wait.
01:15:14What, what, what, what the fluff are you doing?
01:15:16Ah.
01:15:17Ah.
01:15:17Ah.
01:15:18No choice, Riser.
01:15:20Will it be your life or will you choose my socks?
01:15:23Game over.
01:15:25Hey, do you hear me?
01:15:27Let's go home now, boys.
01:15:57It's gonna be hard for us now, boys.
01:16:07We're on our uppers, and the life of a poor odd sock eater is fluffin', rippin' hard.
01:16:13We're not poor, Big Boss. I mean, Dad. We've got each other, after all.
01:16:17Yeah, good one. Poor of the world, you knight.
01:16:20You shut up. The whole thing is your fault anyway.
01:16:22I'm warning you, though. Poverty really is hard work.
01:16:25Hello there, Big Boss. Are you doing all right?
01:16:27Am I all right? I've lost everything. All I have is three hungry kids to feed now, you moron.
01:16:33You m-m-me-mean us?
01:16:35Peter Cheng tells them what we have for the family.
01:16:40Those are... those are... my odd socks!
01:16:44Your odd socks? Huh? They're my odd socks!
01:16:47Our odd socks? This is great! We're not poor anymore!
01:16:51Oh, humans, how we love you. How close our destiny runs.
01:16:57We share your socks between us. The even and the odd ones.
01:17:01Yeah, yeah, the odd ones. Yeah, yeah, the odd ones.
01:17:05How close our destiny runs. We steal, but we have no guns.
01:17:09Oh, humans, how we love you. How close our destiny runs.
01:17:13We share your socks between us. The even and the odd ones.
01:17:16I... I've got to say goodbye.
01:17:18What are you talking about, Hugo?
01:17:20Where are you going? To the professor.
01:17:22What did you say?
01:17:24To that nutter.
01:17:26And why, my boy?
01:17:28I promised him, Big Boss Dad.
01:17:29Lola, Hugo, come in. I'd like to introduce you to someone.
01:17:51Bladette, you're alive! And what are you doing here?
01:17:55What am I doing here? I live here now, don't I, Professor?
01:17:59Wait, what about me, Professor? What about our agreement?
01:18:03You really don't need me in order for you to be famous anymore?
01:18:07Hugo, hold on! Your family's coming to catch you!
01:18:17Fluffin' rippin' inside out!
01:18:19I beg your pardon. I haven't managed to get rid of all of them yet.
01:18:23Oh, I was a fool trying to catch you like that, but I was so alone.
01:18:27I had no one to share my joy, my sorrows with, but I guess I shared something.
01:18:31My socks with you.
01:18:34Albert there, on the other hand, he had it all.
01:18:38And for what?
01:18:39For that stupid E equals MC squared.
01:18:43Can you understand that?
01:18:44Listen, friends, would you like to move in with me?
01:18:51All of you!
01:18:52My house is your house!
01:18:56Thanks for the offer, Professor, but we moved in a long time ago.
01:19:02What?
01:19:04To the attic!
01:19:05Heck queyo!
01:19:07Ha ha ha ha!
01:19:08Ha ha ha!
01:19:09Ha, ha!
01:19:09Ha ha ha!
01:19:16'd buy a pinkшriek!
01:19:171 restart!
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