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00:00Hi guys, welcome back to 404 Bigfoot Vlogs. It is a beautiful morning, sun's out, birds are

00:06chirping, absolutely. Perfect day. Just wanted to start by saying thanks for all the nice comments

00:11on the last video where I tried to build that birdhouse. Yeah, it fell apart. We're not going

00:17to talk about it. So the plan for today is much simpler. I'm heading over to my secret patch of

00:24sunberries on the other side of the creek, and they should be perfect right about now.

00:28Gotta pass Kevin's tree. He still owes me acorns from last fall. Don't think I've forgotten,

00:33Kevin. I see ya. Concentration time. This log gets super slippery. Last thing I need to

00:40do is end up in the creek again, and the salmon make fun of me for weeks. Yes, made it dry

00:45feet. Today is officially a win. Nothing can ruin this perfect day. Huh, that's weird. You

00:56guys hear that kind of high-pitched sound? Almost sounds like, I don't know, a really, really

01:05big mosquito. Whatever. Probably just a weird bird or something. Anyway, these berries are

01:13like the best, super sweet. They're not like regular berries. They kind of shimmer and they

01:20pop in your mouth like little flavor explosions. Okay. No, that's definitely not a bird. It's

01:28like a, like a low humming. Boom. What is that? It's coming from over there, I think. Deeper

01:36in the woods where the old pines are. This is a tough one, guys. Curiosity or hunger?

01:47All right, fine. Curiosity wins. It always wins. Who needs berries when you have a mystery?

01:56Okay, so the sound is definitely getting louder over here. I don't normally come through this

02:02part of the woods. It's all tangly. Okay, and branchy. Very, very branchy. The things I do

02:10for this vlog. Whoa, look at this. This branch is snapped clean off and it's way too high up

02:17for a deer or a bear to have done it. Weird. And the tree's burnt, but oh, there hasn't been

02:25a fire. This is getting stranger. And what is this stuff? It's like space jelly. It's not

02:33sticky, just weirdly smooth. Doesn't smell like anything. Definitely not from around here.

02:44And look at these tracks. Not a hoof, not a paw. What even is that? And it smells weird too,

02:54like right before a big thunderstorm, that electric smell. But you look up, not a cloud in the sky.

03:00Okay, another clue. A piece of something. It's super light and strong. Can't even bend it.

03:08Hang on, it stopped the noise. It's gone.

03:11Why did it stop?

03:14Stop.

03:15Okay, I think I'm close. Gotta be quiet now. We're in full on stealth mode.

03:22Okay. Okay. You are not going to believe this. You are just not.

03:28What is that? It's like a big shiny egg. Okay, right?

03:35So that's a, that's a UFO. A huge UFO just crashed in my woods.

03:39All right, totally fine. Just look at those crater dents, man. He really,

03:43really met the earth hard.

03:47This thing is completely wrecked and it's got writing on it. Two dots,

03:51a squiggle, another dot. Yeah, I've got nothing space alphabet.

03:56I guess. Whoa, it's humming. Still powered on, I think. I can hear something moving inside.

04:03Okay, so there's a spaceship, which means there's got to be a spaceman, right? A pilot.

04:10Hello? Anybody home, Mr. Spaceman? I bring, uh, greetings.

04:19Wait. Those three-pronged tracks, they go to that log.

04:26Guys, there's a, there's a little guy. He looks, he looks really sad.

04:33Oh.

04:33Okay, just, just to be clear, we're all seeing this, right? I'm not dreaming. That's a real life

04:39alien on my trail. I came out here for berries. I found a space alien. This is not how I saw my day

04:45going. What do I do? Do I say hi? What's the protocol here? Do I bow? Is that a thing?

04:56Oh, he sounds so sad. Okay, forget protocol. He looks like he needs a friend.

05:03Hey, be cool. Be cool. Don't be scary. Just be a friendly neighborhood Bigfoot.

05:11Not much of a talker, huh? That's okay. I can talk enough for both of us.

05:20It's a good one. Not as good as a sunberry, but, you know, circumstances.

05:27Zorp. Is that your name, Zorp? I'm Bigfoot, but my friends call me Foot. Zorp, Zorp, Zorp.

05:33What an awesome name for me.

05:41So, Zorp here gave me this. It's a, well, it's a purple glowing rock, obviously. What else would it be?

05:48He keeps making this sniffing noise and pointing at it. I think he wants me to smell it.

05:57That's not weird, right? Okay, that feels good. The trees are whispering my favorite songs.

06:03I wonder where Zorp is. Zorp, buddy, is that you've gotten so much bigger and woodier,

06:10and it's a good look?

06:12Dude, this is the water.

06:17Why didn't anyone tell me about the Green River?

06:21He went that way. Are you sure? You don't seem like a very trustworthy source of information.

06:28Yeah, this is a good look. Very natural. Very king of the forest.

06:34Zorp would be impressed by my style.

06:36Hello, is this a space phone? Can you call Zorp for me? Tell him.

06:42Zorp is missing out. Look at that. That cloud looks like a squirrel fighting a snail.

06:46Oh, this is an epic battle for the ages. Go squirrel, go!

06:50Whoa, okay, the trees just stopped singing. That was rude.

06:54My head feels fuzzy. Okay, what was I just doing?

06:58Why is my head moss on the ground and where is Zorp?

07:02My hands are just hands again, not magnificent shovels of cosmic energy.

07:08Man, what a downgrade. Oh no, the little guy, he's gone. I was supposed to be watching him.

07:15Bad Bigfoot, bad Zorp.

07:16Little gray dude. Oh, I'm sorry. I tried to swim in the ferns. Come back.

07:26Oh, there you are. You left me a little note.

07:29Huh, guess that means you got home safe. That's good. Sneaky little guy, disappearing like that.

07:37Well, that was an awesome adventure. Hope Zorp is doing well.

07:41So yeah, thanks for watching my vlog once again. Maybe consider subscribing and liking.

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