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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29He's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:39Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45So, you were arrested.
00:02:07Again.
00:02:08To be fair, when we thought I was leaving, we'll just swim there.
00:02:14There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:18It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I went in a cave.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:40Come on, Gucci.
00:02:41Let's go.
00:02:42You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:15I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah?
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:36All right.
00:03:37Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:38And don't be late.
00:03:39Bye, Dad.
00:03:40Excuse me.
00:03:42Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:45Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:46He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:47Like you, Amelia.
00:03:48Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:49Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:51He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:53Like you, Amelia.
00:03:54I'm not kidding.
00:03:55I don't know.
00:03:56He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:13Thank you, Amelia.
00:04:15Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:36I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:38Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool. Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:50Hi. I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were ya?
00:05:10Dad, I'm in a photo shoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:14Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:20Ah, it's too late. He's back on the plane again.
00:05:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:34You went to business school.
00:05:36You have potential.
00:05:38But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:05:42No, you're looking for a car.
00:05:46I ain't seen any auntie from you.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:52Yeah.
00:05:54But...
00:05:55I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me with some.
00:05:58so it's a really rare form of cancer luckily my doctors did catch it early
00:06:20there is an experimental treatment but it's really expensive and my insurance doesn't cover it
00:06:29don't worry about that i have money saved i'll find the rest we will figure this out okay
00:06:37we're gonna get through this together thank you
00:06:40ciao gucci did she have a good walk
00:06:57i'm sorry this no no forget about it i'm sorry about your sister
00:07:11the treatments are just really expensive i have a savings for my doggy daycare my dream but
00:07:19it's only enough for one treatment and who knows how many she's gonna need
00:07:26betsy practically raised us after our parents passed i would do anything for her
00:07:32amelia i think i might know how to get you that money you do
00:07:40come back tonight and uh make something nice
00:07:47oh amelia you look bellissima
00:08:01except for the dog hair
00:08:04come with me i have someone i want you to meet
00:08:10are they from italy yes of course everything's from italy here
00:08:15well amelia meet martelangelo my son
00:08:21i believe you both bumped into each other yesterday
00:08:24aren't you the cleaning lady
00:08:27i'm a dog walker
00:08:28don't be so defensive
00:08:30i wasn't
00:08:33well i suppose i'll let you two get acquainted
00:08:40i have some unfinished business to do
00:08:41why don't you give yourself a glass of vino
00:08:44that'll be really happy
00:08:45hey arrived at you
00:08:47do you want to do me a favor
00:08:56what exactly
00:09:03how does it look
00:09:11not half bad
00:09:12i mean it's fine
00:09:15whatever
00:09:16let's do some sexy ones okay
00:09:20or not
00:09:22i don't feel like being your photographer all night
00:09:25you work for my dad
00:09:26you have to do what i say
00:09:27you don't look like romulus to me
00:09:29just a few more pictures
00:09:32i'm not here to update your tinder profile
00:09:34i don't need tinder
00:09:35i'm an underwear model
00:09:37my dms are flooded like florida in a hurricane
00:09:39whatever
00:09:41pour me another
00:09:47i told you
00:09:49now
00:09:49see dog walker
00:10:00that wasn't so hard
00:10:02what the fuck
00:10:06this is fucking product
00:10:08asshole
00:10:13you crazy bitch
00:10:15amelia
00:10:19what's wrong
00:10:20i asked her to pour me another drink
00:10:23and she flipped out
00:10:24i'm sorry romulus
00:10:26but your son is a prick
00:10:27i'm gonna be leaving
00:10:28no no no please i apologize
00:10:30my son he's just immature
00:10:32all right and that's why i invited you
00:10:34poor florida
00:10:36please all right
00:10:38just have a seat
00:10:39all right
00:10:40and i promise
00:10:40he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night
00:10:43won't you son
00:10:43so emilia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment
00:10:48cancer
00:10:50and you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business
00:10:57make my own money dad
00:10:58okay i want the business
00:11:02i think we can uh make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want
00:11:09what kind of deal
00:11:11well it's nothing crazy
00:11:14no you two just have to get married that's all
00:11:18what
00:11:19what
00:11:20what
00:11:22romulus
00:11:22what are you saying i can't marry the male paris hilton
00:11:26yeah and i can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living
00:11:29well at least i don't pose in my tidy whities for money
00:11:32oh that's a little
00:11:33look
00:11:34you have to grow up before you can run our business
00:11:37and the best way to do that is to get married
00:11:40we're not even a match
00:11:41we hate each other
00:11:43at least i do
00:11:44obviously
00:11:44i see
00:11:45there's something uncommon already
00:11:48look you know
00:11:49my wife and i we were opposites
00:11:52oh yeah we were like pizza and hawaiian pizza
00:11:56she sure drove me crazy when we first met
00:11:59i know you're probably thinking i'm just some old fool huh but i learned a thing or two in 70 years
00:12:06you two have chemistry
00:12:08yeah like a nuclear bomb
00:12:10as if
00:12:12romulus isn't there another way
00:12:14i don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life
00:12:17amelia you do want to help your sister don't you
00:12:20well you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement
00:12:25what's it going to be
00:12:31what's it going to be
00:12:35fine
00:12:38i'll do it
00:12:39for betsy
00:12:41what the hell dad
00:12:59fuck it
00:13:02fuck it
00:13:03fine
00:13:03i'll do it
00:13:04now let's just
00:13:06go into the office now
00:13:08the lorries have already drafted the contract
00:13:11and
00:13:11son we are going to need some
00:13:13champagne
00:13:14i read my mind
00:13:16try and make yourself look decent
00:13:18you will be engaged for a period of 30 days
00:13:24followed by a wedding planned by me
00:13:27and i'll tell you it's going to be a big one for the ages too
00:13:29i hope the hollywood ball's not booked
00:13:32anyway
00:13:34uh you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion you know
00:13:38look there's nothing wrong with an unarranged marriage but
00:13:42well it can't do any good if word got out to the public right
00:13:45that's why this has to be our own secret
00:13:48are we agreed
00:13:50sure
00:13:52all right
00:13:53sign in
00:13:54salute
00:14:13salute
00:14:14to the new couple
00:14:15so
00:14:24your place or mine
00:14:26i'm not staying at a dog house
00:14:28fine
00:14:30then we'll stay at yours
00:14:31so this is michelangelo's place
00:14:43it's like a museum in here
00:14:46michelangelo museum
00:14:48ugh
00:14:49whoa what was this put it in the trash
00:15:07this isn't trash these are my sisters she's an artist
00:15:10so put them in your room i said you could live here not decorate
00:15:13oh i'm sorry
00:15:14oh i'm sorry is it clashing with your banana hammock
00:15:17that's man thong it's trademarked
00:15:19look i gotta go meet somebody
00:15:25if this isn't cleaned up by the time i get back i'm throwing it all in the fireplace
00:15:28it's electric
00:15:31oh by the way this is gonna work you might want to start wearing that
00:15:41gee thanks
00:15:44you're getting married
00:15:54shh betsy don't tell the whole world
00:15:57i'm sorry amelia it's just it's not like you
00:16:01you're saying we're reserved
00:16:05safe
00:16:06like i always taught you
00:16:08well
00:16:10things change when you find out your sister has cancer
00:16:14and besides michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments
00:16:18so i'm okay with a quick proposal
00:16:20michelangelo
00:16:21michelangelo
00:16:22the ninja turtle
00:16:24no
00:16:25michelangelo
00:16:27dino valino maybe you've heard of him
00:16:30michelangelo dino valino
00:16:32shhhh
00:16:33socialite animals like start a hundred cancelled bravo shows
00:16:40how did you even meet
00:16:42his dad is one of my clients
00:16:44it's been a whirlwind of a romance
00:16:49he's so toxic
00:16:53speak of the devil
00:16:55oh yeah
00:16:58you know that's probably an old issue
00:17:01this is a doctor's office
00:17:03just
00:17:05amelia
00:17:07betsy carlyle
00:17:09doctor's ready
00:17:12we'll talk about this later
00:17:35ready to be wet baby
00:17:37we're already wet
00:17:40where did that come from?
00:17:56where did that come from?
00:17:58nice place
00:17:59i love the artwork
00:18:00thanks
00:18:01barley
00:18:02Nice place.
00:18:25I love the artwork.
00:18:26Thanks.
00:18:27Finally.
00:18:29Ooh, good taste.
00:18:30Oh, I'm good.
00:18:33You had plenty of dinner.
00:18:35More for me.
00:18:40You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:53Who are you?
00:18:58Who are you?
00:19:00Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:04Amelia.
00:19:06Whatever.
00:19:07Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:08I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:11This is my house?
00:19:13We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:15Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:18You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:20What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:22You're just jealous.
00:19:24Jealous?
00:19:25I'm not jealous.
00:19:25I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:39How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:42Even if he is kind of hot.
00:19:43See you later.
00:20:04And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:07Sorry.
00:20:09I had one too many to drink.
00:20:10It won't happen again.
00:20:11You better not.
00:20:23How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:26Not now.
00:20:27My head's killing me.
00:20:28We need to talk about last night.
00:20:30No, what we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:34I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:37Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:45Fine, I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:20:47Just give me my phone.
00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:57Yeah, no shit.
00:20:58I'm serious.
00:21:00Don't screw this up.
00:21:03I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:06I know what I'm doing.
00:21:07Dog walker.
00:21:09And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:12Whenever I want.
00:21:13Wherever I want.
00:21:15Fine.
00:21:16Do whatever you want.
00:21:19Sorry.
00:21:20It's a bit harsh.
00:21:21Just really...
00:21:23hungover.
00:21:27That could have gone better.
00:21:28I love you.
00:21:33Hey, baby.
00:21:36You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:38You're rich now.
00:21:40I know.
00:21:41I like it.
00:21:41Ah, it's good to hear.
00:21:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:47Tell me, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:51Oh, fine.
00:21:53Yeah.
00:21:53We're still getting to know each other.
00:21:55All right.
00:21:56Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:58Oh, and listen.
00:21:59He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:02Look, I...
00:22:02I promise.
00:22:04I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:05Yeah.
00:22:06You're right.
00:22:06Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10Come on, Gucci.
00:22:11Yeah, yeah.
00:22:11Come on.
00:22:12Bye, Gucci.
00:22:16Hey, Amelia.
00:22:17Hey, Jake.
00:22:20Gucci, no!
00:22:21Royce!
00:22:21It's a bad dog, but...
00:22:25I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:30Same here.
00:22:38Sorry.
00:22:39Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:42His whole family, actually.
00:22:44All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:46They should make a reality show.
00:22:48We're all dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:22:52Do you want to walk together?
00:22:54Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:56Yeah.
00:22:57I'd like to.
00:22:58So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:06A couple months.
00:23:08I like it.
00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:11Barista.
00:23:13Uber driver.
00:23:14Delivery guy.
00:23:16Movie extra?
00:23:17You were in a movie.
00:23:19Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:21I was trying to impress you.
00:23:23How about you?
00:23:24How long have you been doing this?
00:23:26I don't know.
00:23:27My whole life, I guess.
00:23:29It started as a summer job, and then I've turned it into my own business.
00:23:33I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:35Wow.
00:23:36I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:37Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:40If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:46My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:49Do you want to go?
00:23:50Well, I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:23:56You did?
00:23:58Yeah.
00:24:00I still do.
00:24:01He's cute.
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:08Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:12I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:16Hell yeah.
00:24:18I mean, uh, regular, yeah.
00:24:24I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:31Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:35Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:24:41Looks pretty big.
00:24:42It was a big school.
00:24:44Public schools.
00:24:46Am I right?
00:24:46Oh, my God.
00:24:48Come on.
00:24:51I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:55Me?
00:24:56Engaged?
00:24:56No.
00:24:57Are you kidding?
00:24:58I'm 24.
00:24:59I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:00I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:05Nope.
00:25:06Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:08Okay.
00:25:12Royce pooped.
00:25:13I should pick it up.
00:25:15Where?
00:25:15I don't see it.
00:25:16Just over there.
00:25:19Come on.
00:25:24Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:26Of course.
00:25:27It's an office.
00:25:28You want to be CEO, you've got to look the part.
00:25:31You mean, like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:25:36Very funny.
00:25:37You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:38Yes, I know.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:39That means you've got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:25:42So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we've got a lot to do.
00:25:46Can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:47Fuck no.
00:25:49Come on, Dad.
00:25:58Help!
00:25:59Oh my goodness.
00:26:04Are you okay?
00:26:04Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:12You're engaged, remember?
00:26:15And this is our new palette.
00:26:18It's Matt's collection.
00:26:20He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:22Um, but yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:26:34What, Dad?
00:26:39What a day, Dad.
00:26:40It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:42Look at you, you got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:47Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:26:49Hard work does pay off.
00:26:51Let me just look at Amelia.
00:26:53What about her?
00:26:54She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:26:58But she just worked hard, and now, well, now she's earning some money doing what she loves.
00:27:03I guess that's impressive.
00:27:05Yeah, see.
00:27:06See, it is.
00:27:06I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:09I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:18Break's over.
00:27:35Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:36One day down.
00:27:37Forty more years to go.
00:27:42Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise
00:27:49you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:55You know, I'm thinking it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:28:02Tonight?
00:28:05Shit.
00:28:06When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:07I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:28:09The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:11Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:13Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino, Dino, M.A.
00:28:19Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:28:21I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:24What's the matter?
00:28:24You two are getting along on it, aren't you?
00:28:27Yeah, yeah.
00:28:28We're just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:32All right, so it's all settled.
00:28:33I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight in the limo, and don't be late.
00:28:37So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:58Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:29:02And?
00:29:03And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:08But, since I'm part of the Dino-Lavino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:13You better not let that hair down.
00:29:15Sorry, just an expression.
00:29:24How's it going in there?
00:29:25I'm coming out.
00:29:26I'm coming out.
00:29:33That bad?
00:29:38I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:29:43Buy that dress, ASAP.
00:29:49Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:51I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:53I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:58I've got my own function today.
00:30:12I won't let her get my own function tonight.
00:30:15I've got my own function tonight.
00:30:18And this is my favorite part.
00:30:19I've got my own function today.
00:30:20What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:31Thanks.
00:30:32Um, I...
00:30:35Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:42Why do you care?
00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:46I'm going out.
00:30:46I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome, thanks.
00:30:50I'm taking this.
00:30:53Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on!
00:31:01Amelia!
00:31:10All right, hey.
00:31:11Look who's right on time.
00:31:12Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
00:31:21If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:36See you in the office.
00:31:37Stupid dog walker.
00:31:44Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:55Hey.
00:31:56It's Michelangelo, Dean Levino.
00:31:58Do you still track people?
00:32:14Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:17You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:32:24Sorry.
00:32:25I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:26I kind of panicked.
00:32:28No worries.
00:32:28I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:32But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:36Wow.
00:32:37The IP treatment.
00:32:38You look like one.
00:32:40Thanks, Jake.
00:32:41Hey, lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:47Gotta go.
00:32:48Find me in the green room after.
00:32:51Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg.
00:32:53Lover boy.
00:33:11Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:25Good.
00:33:25Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:30One more, please.
00:33:36But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:38Jake, you guys were great.
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:55You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older?
00:34:01I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:04It's all right.
00:34:05Lots of stuff to do in your GC, too.
00:34:07You want something to drink?
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:17So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:34:26going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29When I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:34You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:36I thought you liked it.
00:34:39I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:42I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:44I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:46A cat person?
00:34:50Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:54I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:57I just want to relax.
00:34:59Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:05I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:08Now I'm not sure.
00:35:09We have nothing in common.
00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:13What the heck?
00:35:17I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:35:19Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:21Now I can have mine.
00:35:35Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:39What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:35:44He's not.
00:35:46You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:51Back off, dude.
00:35:52Back off.
00:35:53Grubby little hipster.
00:35:55She's my fiancée.
00:35:56So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:59Jake, I can explain.
00:36:01Let's go.
00:36:04I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not, Jake.
00:36:06This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking sober, Mike.
00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:19I can't believe you did that.
00:36:26After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what?
00:36:37I get it.
00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:40Oh, me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:50I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:57Oh, fine.
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05You're treating me like shit.
00:37:08That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:08You're history's worst nightmare.
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:13For an arranged marriage.
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:19You are such a simpleton.
00:37:22Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:28You brought this onto yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:32Right back at you.
00:37:33I fucking hate you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you more.
00:37:38I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:39I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:40I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:41I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:42I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:43I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:44I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:45I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:46I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:47I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:48I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:49I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:50I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:51I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:52I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:53I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:54I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:55I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:56I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:57I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:58I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:59I'm a spoiled brat.
00:38:00I'm a spoiled brat.
00:38:31where am i who's spooning me
00:38:44is that jake how drunk was i
00:38:49michelangelo dog walker oh i forgot we did that last night
00:39:00must have been all those free beers
00:39:03we don't have to talk about this right we got too many drinks
00:39:09we just forget it ever happened if that's what you want
00:39:13definitely um i have to go to work
00:39:19i should get up too
00:39:22oh my head
00:39:24there's pedialite in the fridge
00:39:26thanks for coming today sis
00:39:29of course my doctor did say i needed lots of exercise
00:39:35well you look great
00:39:37thanks
00:39:38i don't feel great
00:39:41the treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:39:44you on the other hand are glowing today
00:39:48what's going on
00:39:51so michelangelo and i had sex last night
00:39:56wait for the first time
00:39:59yeah we're taking it slow
00:40:02michelangelo the male gigolo is taking it slow
00:40:07maybe i did misjudge him
00:40:11and how was it
00:40:15well
00:40:17really bad
00:40:18right
00:40:19i knew it
00:40:20actually
00:40:20it was the best sex i ever had
00:40:23well that explains the glow
00:40:27i am happy for you sis
00:40:31physical chemistry is important
00:40:34that's actually what i wanted to talk to you about
00:40:36i don't get it
00:40:38he and i are nothing alike
00:40:40and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons
00:40:42i feel like
00:40:42like an arcade game
00:40:44and he just keeps getting the high score
00:40:45again and again
00:40:46you get the picture
00:40:48hey
00:40:51opposite to track
00:40:54i mean
00:40:55that's why you guys love each other so much
00:40:57because you're so different
00:41:00something like that
00:41:02here comes
00:41:11right on the schedule
00:41:12dog walker's in love with me
00:41:14i'll have to let her down easy
00:41:17weird
00:41:18i haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:41:20what was that about
00:41:32must be the hangover
00:41:33hey i'd like to hang out tonight
00:41:44maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:41:46hey unfortunately something came up
00:42:00i can't make it tonight
00:42:02why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker
00:42:08and why hasn't she texted me yet
00:42:16hey
00:42:32hi
00:42:35we should talk
00:42:37about us
00:42:39i'm not very good with words
00:42:43me neither
00:42:44but last night i
00:42:46you don't have to say anything
00:42:47we both know it was a mistake
00:42:49and we can just go back to hating each other
00:42:51like nothing ever happened
00:42:53i don't think you understand it
00:42:55you just listen to me for a second
00:42:56look
00:42:56you don't have to worry about me catching feelings
00:42:59i'm a big girl
00:43:00i've had a one night stand before
00:43:02i've never been with someone like you before
00:43:04okay
00:43:05i get it
00:43:06i'm not one of your
00:43:07your models
00:43:09or your
00:43:09your d-list actresses
00:43:11you don't have to give me some
00:43:12big speech about letting me down easily
00:43:15i know that if you would take back last night that you would
00:43:18frankly so would i
00:43:19i mean you're driving me nuts
00:43:21you don't understand let's
00:43:22let's get some take out
00:43:23and figure this thing out
00:43:24i don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me
00:43:28wait
00:43:29did you just call me amelia
00:43:32what happened to dog walker
00:43:36i have a confession to make
00:43:39last night
00:43:43i don't know how
00:43:45i don't know why
00:43:46that was the best sex i've ever had in my life
00:43:49really
00:43:52do i look like i'm lying
00:43:54i'm not a good actor
00:43:56i could even do reality tv
00:43:58but
00:43:59there is
00:44:01a fire
00:44:02between us amelia
00:44:03some kind of crazy
00:44:04cosmic chemistry
00:44:06you sound like you're
00:44:09reading a horoscope
00:44:11amelia
00:44:11please
00:44:13i know you felt it too
00:44:16amelia
00:44:22please
00:44:23don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:44:25i felt it too
00:44:28so why are we fighting it
00:44:34i've been thinking about you all day
00:44:36me too
00:44:53so i set the kitchen on fire
00:45:14how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire
00:45:19it's not my fault
00:45:21they should change the name
00:45:22no wonder they cancelled vanderpump superyacht
00:45:27if you think that's funny
00:45:29just wait till the next episode
00:45:30the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis
00:45:32and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:33you know
00:45:40when you're not acting like a complete douchebag
00:45:42you're not so bad
00:45:44thanks
00:45:46you know we could actually try this
00:45:49hey
00:45:51if the sex
00:45:52stays this good
00:45:53i'm open for anything
00:45:53i'm serious
00:45:55the wedding's coming up
00:45:58we could give it a shot
00:46:00you mean like
00:46:02you and me
00:46:02together together
00:46:04why not
00:46:05were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:07oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh
00:46:29hey royce
00:46:30jake
00:46:32jake
00:46:32how's it going
00:46:33good
00:46:35yeah
00:46:36look the other night was kind of
00:46:38crazy
00:46:39i know
00:46:40i should have told you about michelangelo
00:46:42we were kind of
00:46:44in a fight
00:46:45i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:46:48is he always like that
00:46:50so aggressive and controlling
00:46:52i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:46:55he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:46:57well i am his woman
00:46:59he saw us together and he got jealous
00:47:02and i don't blame him
00:47:04oh my god
00:47:06am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:47:09i didn't mean to pry
00:47:11i just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:47:14i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:16thanks jake
00:47:18but i'm engaged
00:47:20remember
00:47:21and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24i thought we had a connection
00:47:26you're a cat person
00:47:28it never would have worked
00:47:30come on gucci
00:47:32let's go
00:47:33cats are awesome
00:47:37wow
00:47:39that was a great presentation
00:47:43the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:46you think so
00:47:47ooh
00:47:48maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:47:51oh yeah yeah
00:47:53now listen
00:47:53i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:47:56you mind watching your little brother for me
00:47:58gucci?
00:47:59sure
00:47:59but i mean
00:48:01dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:48:03yeah but that's how you impress her
00:48:05you invite her for a romantic date
00:48:07at the dog park
00:48:08at the dog park
00:48:09mm-hmm
00:48:10i just texted her
00:48:11it's all set
00:48:12now
00:48:13go get her lover boy
00:48:16so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:48:30you've never played fetch before
00:48:32it's my dad's dog
00:48:35not mine
00:48:35let me try
00:48:38that's okay
00:48:39that's okay
00:48:39i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:48:43do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:48:50no
00:48:50i like my work
00:48:52what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:48:57you're right
00:48:58i should work less
00:48:59if nothing else
00:49:02you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:04fetch gucci
00:49:09i've got a big surprise
00:49:15a surprise
00:49:17just wait and see
00:49:19grazie
00:49:27have a good night mr. Dino Bellino
00:49:29what's that?
00:49:36special delivery from
00:49:38masterione's italian deli
00:49:39but gucci
00:49:43it's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:45you know that's awful for dogs
00:49:49right?
00:49:50i thought you were
00:49:51off the clock today
00:49:53besides a special occasion
00:49:55i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:49:59to pour a little chianti into it
00:50:01no kidding
00:50:03this is for us
00:50:04why don't you get us a coarse cream?
00:50:07what else is in the bag?
00:50:08just some imported italian ingredients
00:50:10so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:50:12you can cook?
00:50:15that was so good
00:50:29i feel like i just
00:50:31went to italy
00:50:32even though i've never been
00:50:33how did you
00:50:35do this?
00:50:35i can't cook at all
00:50:37making italian food
00:50:38is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:39did you learn in culinary school?
00:50:42no
00:50:42my mom taught me
00:50:44tell me about her
00:50:45i've never told a girl about my mom
00:50:49sorry
00:50:50i don't mean to pry
00:50:52she passed away when i was 11
00:50:55breast cancer
00:50:57but i have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:00she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:51:03and she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:06we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:51:11i still have all of her recipes here handwritten in italian
00:51:18that's really special
00:51:20i miss her
00:51:23this might sound corny but
00:51:26i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny
00:51:31but i didn't know you were such a softie
00:51:34just don't tell tmz
00:51:37what about your parents?
00:51:41my parents died in a car accident
00:51:42when i was 13
00:51:44it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:47i'm sorry
00:51:48i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:51i don't want to lose her too
00:51:55i'm sorry
00:51:57your story made me emotional
00:51:59i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:01i'll help you
00:52:02no no it's fine
00:52:03i like doing the dishes
00:52:05it relaxes me
00:52:06good
00:52:07because i hate them
00:52:09well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:11is it just the wine?
00:52:17or am i really falling for
00:52:19him
00:52:20her
00:52:20you don't want espresso
00:52:24hey
00:52:33hey
00:52:35do you want an espresso?
00:52:37i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:39no thank you
00:52:41you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay well don't forget gucci
00:52:45how could i?
00:52:48ready bro?
00:52:49well let me fix your tie
00:52:51what do you know about ties?
00:52:55you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:56and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59touché
00:53:00there you go
00:53:02okay bye
00:53:03bye
00:53:04love you
00:53:07love you too
00:53:08sorry
00:53:19sorry
00:53:19it's reflex
00:53:20i didn't mean to say that
00:53:21me neither
00:53:22too soon
00:53:23talk about it later?
00:53:27yeah
00:53:27okay
00:53:29okay
00:53:29ugh
00:53:30could that have been any more awkward?
00:53:33and
00:53:33is michelangelo
00:53:34really in love with me?
00:53:35look who's here
00:53:42hey
00:53:43my little guy
00:53:44hey little gucci
00:53:46look at this right here
00:53:48huh?
00:53:50let's try it on
00:53:51oh yeah
00:53:53now here's a
00:53:54here's mine
00:53:55right?
00:53:56just like that
00:53:57huh?
00:53:58yeah
00:53:58even got one for big brother
00:54:00right there
00:54:01come to papa
00:54:03yes my boy
00:54:04alright alright
00:54:07so
00:54:07we gotta talk about this
00:54:09this wedding
00:54:10right?
00:54:10this is two weeks off
00:54:11hollywood bowl
00:54:12they're waiting for an answer
00:54:14and i bumped into
00:54:15chris martin
00:54:16on the plane
00:54:17he says the band
00:54:18is free
00:54:19you like cold play
00:54:21right?
00:54:21dad
00:54:22we can't have the wedding
00:54:23at the hollywood bowl
00:54:24oh
00:54:25well alright
00:54:27then we'll book
00:54:28the magic castle
00:54:29how about that?
00:54:30not too big
00:54:30plenty room for cold play
00:54:31huh?
00:54:33let's just pump the brakes
00:54:34we cannot plan a wedding
00:54:36like this
00:54:36why?
00:54:37something wrong with
00:54:38Amelia?
00:54:39no
00:54:40everything is great
00:54:41it's better than great
00:54:44honestly
00:54:44but
00:54:45we cannot
00:54:46have a big flashy wedding
00:54:48that's
00:54:49our thing
00:54:50it's not Amelia's thing
00:54:51I think it'd make her
00:54:53uncomfortable
00:54:54wow
00:54:56I never thought of that
00:54:57you know
00:54:59you have a very good point
00:55:00there
00:55:00I'm very impressed
00:55:03you've never acted like this
00:55:06with any other woman
00:55:07I can't say
00:55:09I've ever felt like this
00:55:10with another girl
00:55:11sounds like you might be
00:55:13falling in love
00:55:14love?
00:55:17yeah
00:55:17I don't know
00:55:19he's cute
00:55:21alright alright
00:55:23change the deal
00:55:24gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl
00:55:26alright
00:55:27and then we'll have a nice small
00:55:28intimate affair
00:55:30a wedding
00:55:31with cold play
00:55:32no cold play dad
00:55:34no cold play
00:55:36so
00:55:43it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:46it's not working
00:55:48I know it
00:55:49I talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:52and I'm cured
00:55:54what?
00:55:56you're cured?
00:55:58oh
00:55:58congratulations
00:56:00thank you
00:56:01I wasn't expecting it
00:56:03I didn't think
00:56:05I would be cured
00:56:05in only two sessions
00:56:06it only took two sessions?
00:56:10I almost had enough
00:56:11in my savings
00:56:11to cover that
00:56:12maybe I didn't need
00:56:14the Dina Valino's money
00:56:15what's wrong sis?
00:56:17we should be celebrating
00:56:19I brought Prosecco
00:56:20no
00:56:21yeah
00:56:22no I'm good
00:56:24yeah
00:56:24Amelia
00:56:26I'm your sister
00:56:28you can tell me anything
00:56:29is it Michelangelo?
00:56:33is everything okay?
00:56:35if that punk
00:56:35pretty boy hurts you
00:56:37I will take that man thong
00:56:38and give him a wedgie
00:56:39so far up his butt
00:56:40that it will cut him in two
00:56:42it's not Michelangelo
00:56:45Betsy
00:56:45it's me
00:56:48I have to tell you something
00:56:51I cannot believe
00:56:57that they convinced you
00:56:58to do an arranged marriage
00:57:00what is this
00:57:02Game of Thrones?
00:57:03it was the only way
00:57:04that I could pay
00:57:04for your treatments
00:57:05and you know
00:57:06that I would do
00:57:06anything for you
00:57:07actually
00:57:09he's not that bad
00:57:12I kind of like him
00:57:14yeah
00:57:16babe
00:57:17that's called
00:57:17Stockholm Syndrome
00:57:18we need to get you
00:57:19out of there
00:57:20Betsy
00:57:21I have
00:57:23real feelings for him
00:57:25but
00:57:26what about the
00:57:28tabloid stories?
00:57:30you heard what he did
00:57:31to that floozy
00:57:32in Disney World
00:57:32they banned him
00:57:34for life
00:57:35you'll never go to Epcot
00:57:36he's not actually
00:57:38like the stories
00:57:39or
00:57:40at least
00:57:41not to me
00:57:42he's only acting
00:57:44like that
00:57:44to get into your pants
00:57:45Amelia
00:57:45if you marry
00:57:48Michelangelo
00:57:49he will make
00:57:50your life
00:57:51a living hell
00:57:52what if you meet him?
00:57:55yeah
00:57:56meet him
00:57:57maybe he'll change
00:57:59your mind
00:57:59maybe
00:57:59maybe you'll actually
00:58:00like him
00:58:01don't count on it
00:58:02please
00:58:03me
00:58:04just give him a chance
00:58:05fine
00:58:07yes
00:58:08only one
00:58:10yes
00:58:10you won't regret it
00:58:14I'm gonna go get the Prosecco
00:58:15you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:19thank you for making dinner
00:58:24of course
00:58:26I'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:28we need to celebrate
00:58:29Michelangelo
00:58:32you know that Betsy
00:58:34is the most important person
00:58:36in the world to me
00:58:36right?
00:58:37you mean besides me
00:58:38I'm serious
00:58:39it's really important to me
00:58:41that you two get along
00:58:42have a glass of wine
00:58:44tonight's gonna be great
00:58:47it's enormous
00:58:58why would anybody need
00:59:01so much room
00:59:03it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:07nice to finally meet you
00:59:10Betsy
00:59:11so
00:59:14this is the
00:59:15infamous
00:59:17Michelangelo
00:59:19how about we start off
00:59:23with a glass of champagne
00:59:24$96 Dom Perignon
00:59:26Amelia you said that's the year
00:59:27that you were born
00:59:27yeah
00:59:29sorry I can't drink
00:59:31that fancy stuff
00:59:31it's worth more than my car
00:59:33why would anybody spend
00:59:34that much on a drink
00:59:35$8.99 at Ralph's
00:59:39it's delicious
00:59:40this was made in France
00:59:43sorry
00:59:44can't touch that stuff
00:59:46so
00:59:47who wants a drink
01:00:01you hardly touch your food
01:00:11it's a little too rich
01:00:16for me
01:00:16mine tastes great
01:00:18so Michelangelo
01:00:22I have some big sister questions
01:00:25to ask about the
01:00:25pernuptials coming up
01:00:27you don't mind
01:00:28fire away
01:00:30so I know you two have been having your
01:00:34fun
01:00:36but
01:00:38what's this relationship gonna look like
01:00:40once that honeymoon phase wears off
01:00:43I don't think it's going to
01:00:45that's cute and all
01:00:48but
01:00:48what about her career
01:00:50are you gonna support her
01:00:51or kids
01:00:52what's your stance on that
01:00:53or are you just gonna
01:00:55jump to the next person
01:00:56once you get bored
01:00:57and this gets too serious
01:00:58Betsy
01:00:59look
01:00:59I know I have a past
01:01:02but
01:01:03I'm committed to it
01:01:05we haven't talked about kids
01:01:07but
01:01:07I'm open to anything
01:01:08see Michelangelo
01:01:09that's my point
01:01:10you two are getting married
01:01:12and you barely know each other
01:01:14we know it all
01:01:15easy Betsy
01:01:17I just think it's a bad idea
01:01:20getting married this soon
01:01:21and if you really cared about Amelia
01:01:23you would give her the time
01:01:25and what makes you such an expert
01:01:27I don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:29Michelangelo
01:01:31you probably picked them apart
01:01:32the way you're doing me right now
01:01:34it's no wonder Amelia was so uptight
01:01:35when I met her
01:01:36she gets it from you
01:01:36are you gonna let him talk to me
01:01:39like that Amelia
01:01:40you started it
01:01:47why don't we all just
01:01:49calm down
01:01:50Betsy's just looking out
01:01:51for my best interests
01:01:52no
01:01:53she's alone and miserable
01:01:54and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:56that's not fair Michelangelo
01:01:58she's not been fair to me
01:01:59since she walked through the door
01:02:00you're the horniest bastard
01:02:01in Beverly Hills
01:02:02and you're a frigid lonely woman
01:02:04who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:02:05you know what
01:02:06you can't talk to Betsy like that
01:02:08that's my sister
01:02:09she just survived cancer
01:02:10that doesn't give her a right
01:02:14to insult me inside my own house
01:02:16this is my house too
01:02:17and she can say whatever she wants
01:02:19not to me
01:02:20you know maybe she should be concerned
01:02:21I don't like this side of you
01:02:23see I told you
01:02:24you should have spent more time
01:02:25getting to know each other
01:02:26but I guess the contract
01:02:27doesn't allow for that
01:02:28you told her
01:02:29she's my sister
01:02:31I don't care
01:02:31that violates our agreement
01:02:33oh is that all I am to you
01:02:34a contractual agreement
01:02:36some kind of obligation
01:02:37it's not what I meant
01:02:39it came out wrong Amelia
01:02:40I love you
01:02:42you love me
01:02:44don't listen to him
01:02:46he doesn't even know what that means
01:02:47shut the fuck up
01:02:48you know what
01:02:50maybe she was right
01:02:51I shouldn't have signed that contract
01:02:53it's over
01:02:53we need to get out of here
01:03:01I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix
01:03:04to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:06Amelia
01:03:11I know this is hard to hear
01:03:13but
01:03:14you did the right thing
01:03:17you do so much better than him
01:03:19yeah
01:03:20but he isn't a monster
01:03:23I shouldn't have said that
01:03:24we can talk about it on the road
01:03:26get packing
01:03:28and if we leave now
01:03:30we can get to Mexico by dawn
01:03:31play low for a bit
01:03:32Mexico?
01:03:33or Canada
01:03:34whatever
01:03:35it's that
01:03:36or stay here
01:03:37and get sued
01:03:37by the Dino Lavinos
01:03:39or worse
01:03:40I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us
01:03:44I mean
01:03:44I only told you about the contract
01:03:47it's not like I told the media
01:03:48you don't know that
01:03:50we're
01:03:51liabilities
01:03:53loose ends
01:03:54you should listen to more True Kind podcast
01:03:56get rid of that thing
01:04:02they could be tracking us right now
01:04:04yeah you know Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the ecoplex the other day
01:04:09see
01:04:11he could have a sniper on us
01:04:13it's Romulus
01:04:18hey Romulus
01:04:19what?
01:04:21what do you mean Gucci's missing?
01:04:24you came
01:04:37against my better judgment
01:04:40I'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:43I've just been busy
01:04:45but
01:04:45it's over with now
01:04:48you should
01:04:50punish me for straying
01:04:52you make me sick
01:04:55I make me sick
01:04:57nice
01:05:06underwear
01:05:08it's a great craftsmanship
01:05:11okay
01:05:16let's get this over with
01:05:18is that all you have to say
01:05:22do you even realize how hot I am
01:05:25I'm
01:05:26sorry
01:05:27Chantel
01:05:29I thought I wanted this
01:05:32but I don't
01:05:34I'm not the stud that I used to be
01:05:39Amelia broke up with me
01:05:43it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:50never in a million years did I think I'd fall for a dog walk with my hair
01:05:55I am fucking devastated
01:05:57and all her wishes I could take back how I acted
01:06:00and she just wanted to come back to me
01:06:04she's gone
01:06:18I'll be right there
01:06:20Romulus
01:06:30well I only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:06:36we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:06:39he just shot off like a rocket
01:06:41I've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:44well we can help you find him
01:06:47yeah
01:06:48right
01:06:49good thanks
01:06:52Gucci
01:06:53this better not be a trap
01:06:55just come on
01:06:56hey hey hey where's Michelangelo
01:07:03huh I thought you were both together
01:07:05why isn't he here with you
01:07:06oh um he's
01:07:08sorry I'm late dad
01:07:10where were you
01:07:11I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastrionis
01:07:14it's Gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:07:16this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:07:18nothing will
01:07:19smart move dude
01:07:21here ladies
01:07:22take a piece of this prosciutto
01:07:24here
01:07:24that's it
01:07:25give me the irk
01:07:30Gucci
01:07:41he's hopeless
01:07:48we've been looking for him all night long
01:07:51we're never gonna find him
01:07:55don't give up dad
01:07:55he's just off having a little adventure
01:07:57keep looking
01:07:58he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:07:59see
01:08:01they're not gonna kill us
01:08:03I do have to admit though
01:08:05I didn't expect to see this side of him
01:08:07he's really there for his dad
01:08:10his dad's dog
01:08:12so you approve now
01:08:15they didn't say that
01:08:16Gucci
01:08:19Gucci
01:08:23my boy's back
01:08:25oh
01:08:26okay
01:08:33okay
01:08:34okay
01:08:34I'm
01:08:35a little closer
01:08:36to approving
01:08:38I
01:08:44might
01:08:45have
01:08:47possibly
01:08:48misjudged you
01:08:50a little
01:08:52it's okay
01:08:54most of
01:08:55what the tabloids publish
01:08:56is true
01:08:56they just
01:08:57leave out
01:08:58part of the story
01:08:59Amelia
01:09:00can we talk
01:09:02please
01:09:06Amelia
01:09:10can we talk
01:09:12please
01:09:14okay
01:09:16Amelia
01:09:25I'm
01:09:26sorry about
01:09:27earlier tonight
01:09:28I
01:09:30shouldn't have
01:09:31attacked your sister
01:09:31and I shouldn't have
01:09:33blown up at you
01:09:33for mentioning the contract
01:09:34I hope that you know
01:09:39you mean so much more
01:09:40to me than just
01:09:41a business agreement
01:09:42thanks for saying that
01:09:45I needed to hear that
01:09:47and I'm sorry for calling
01:09:51you a monster
01:09:52you're not one
01:09:54I'm still learning new
01:09:56things about you
01:09:57most of them are good
01:09:59I'm happy we signed
01:10:02the contract
01:10:03I'm not
01:10:05you're not
01:10:08what do you mean
01:10:09Amelia this
01:10:13might sound crazy
01:10:14but I meant it
01:10:17when I said that
01:10:17I love you
01:10:18and I don't want
01:10:20some silly piece of paper
01:10:21to pee the reason
01:10:22that we stay together
01:10:23I want to know
01:10:26that our love is real
01:10:26dad
01:10:30what is it son?
01:10:32I want to cancel
01:10:33the contract
01:10:34between me and Amelia
01:10:35why son?
01:10:38because I want to ask her
01:10:39to marry me
01:10:40and not because of some
01:10:43legal obligation
01:10:45but because she wants to
01:10:48consider our contract
01:10:55to know
01:10:55and boy
01:10:56Amelia
01:10:56what will it be?
01:11:06will you marry me?
01:11:09will you marry me?
01:11:13Yes, I'll marry you.
01:11:31You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:11:35And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:38Look at me. I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:41All right, all right, you two. That's enough, all right?
01:11:47We spent this whole night together. Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:51We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.
01:11:55Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:57I think I can get used to it.
01:11:59And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:12:02I want to hear from everybody involved, especially Coldplay.
01:12:06We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:08It was worth a try.
01:12:10And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:25Michelangelo?
01:12:26Ah, Amelia.
01:12:27Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:12:40I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs.
01:12:56I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:13:01I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:13:12And in return, I promise to be patient and loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:13:27I...
01:13:28Amelia, you're the only thing better than free underwear.
01:13:34I love you so much.
01:13:37Dogs let go!
01:13:40I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:13:50Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live
01:13:54life to the fullest, something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:14:04And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:14:09I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:14:11Te amo Michelangelo, I love you.
01:14:15With the power vested in me by Almighty God, and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce
01:14:20you husband and wife.
01:14:22You may kiss your bride.
01:14:27Thanks.
01:14:32I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister.
01:14:36I'm Jake, another dog walker.
01:14:39It's crazy, you know, given my sister, but I've always been more of a cat person.
01:14:46Me too.
01:14:47Woo!
01:14:48Woo!
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