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Matrimoney COMPLETED
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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience to school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:39Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45I hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:12To be fair, he thought I was leaving.
00:02:14Maybe we'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I went in a cave.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci.
00:02:42Let's go.
00:02:43You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:05With our bare hands.
00:03:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:08I make my own money.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:11Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:12Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:13I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:17That means free underwear for life.
00:03:19For life.
00:03:20Some parents would be proud.
00:03:21Some parents would be proud.
00:03:22Yeah.
00:03:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:36All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:37And don't be late.
00:03:38Bye, Dad.
00:03:39Excuse me.
00:03:40.
00:03:50.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:03:55.
00:03:59.
00:04:01.
00:04:05.
00:04:06.
00:04:07Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:08You just need to settle down and find yourself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:35Hmm. I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:38Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool. Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:50Hi. I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:04Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were you?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Now it's too late. He's back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:35You have potential.
00:05:37But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:05:41Because so far,
00:05:42I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:05:45Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:54Um,
00:05:55but
00:05:55I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:57So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh my God.
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment,
00:06:25but it's really expensive.
00:06:26and my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:40Oh, yeah.
00:06:53Oh.
00:06:54Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:56Did she have a good mom?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This is...
00:07:09No, no, forget about it.
00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:14I have a savings for my doggy daycare, my dream, but it's only enough for one treatment, and who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us after her parents passed.
00:07:30I would do anything for her.
00:07:34Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:39You do?
00:07:40Come back tonight and, uh, make something nice.
00:07:49Come on, Becky.
00:07:49Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:01Except for the dog hair.
00:08:04Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:10Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:13Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:21I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:08:24Mm-hmm.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:27I'm a dog walker.
00:08:29Don't be so defensive.
00:08:31I wasn't.
00:08:36Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:44Amelia.
00:08:46Hey, arrivederci, huh?
00:08:54Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:01What, exactly?
00:09:10How does it look?
00:09:11Not half bad.
00:09:13I mean, it's fine.
00:09:15Whatever.
00:09:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:21Or not.
00:09:22I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:26You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:30Just a few more pictures.
00:09:32I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:34I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:46Pour me another.
00:09:48I told you, I'm...
00:09:49Now.
00:09:52See, dog walker.
00:10:01That wasn't so hard.
00:10:05What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking product!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:14You crazy bitch!
00:10:15Amelia!
00:10:19Whoa!
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:10:23and she flipped out!
00:10:24I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:10:26but your son is a prick.
00:10:27I'm going to be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no, please.
00:10:28I apologize.
00:10:30My son, he's just immature.
00:10:32All right?
00:10:33And that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:10:37Please.
00:10:37All right?
00:10:38Just have a seat.
00:10:39All right?
00:10:40And I promise,
00:10:41he'll be on his best behavior
00:10:42for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:44So, Amelia needs money
00:10:46to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:51Yeah.
00:10:52And you need to settle down
00:10:54and prove that you're worthy
00:10:55of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01I want the business.
00:11:02I think we can make a deal
00:11:06whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:14No.
00:11:16You two just have to get married,
00:11:17that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Romulus,
00:11:23what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone
00:11:28who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:29Well, at least I don't pose
00:11:31in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Oh, Angelo.
00:11:34Look,
00:11:35you have to grow up
00:11:36before you can run out business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that
00:11:38is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:41We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:45I see.
00:11:46There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know,
00:11:50my wife and I,
00:11:51we were opposites.
00:11:52We were like pizza
00:11:54and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy
00:11:58when we first met.
00:11:59Yeah, I know you're probably thinking
00:12:02I'm just some old fool, huh,
00:12:03but I learned a thing or two
00:12:05in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:12Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:14I don't want to be miserable
00:12:15for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help
00:12:18your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Well, you'll be able
00:12:21to afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree
00:12:23to this arrangement.
00:12:24What's it going to be?
00:12:33What's it going to be?
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:40For Betsy.
00:12:41Well, Angelo,
00:12:46it's not polite
00:12:47to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:49If you're not going to agree
00:12:50to marry her,
00:12:51then you're going to lose
00:12:54the business.
00:12:55And you're also going to lose
00:12:56your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it.
00:13:03Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just
00:13:06go into the office now.
00:13:08The lorries have already
00:13:09drafted the contract,
00:13:11and, son,
00:13:12we're going to need
00:13:13some champagne.
00:13:15Right, my mother.
00:13:16Yeah, try and make
00:13:17yourself look decent now.
00:13:21You will be engaged
00:13:22for a period of 30 days,
00:13:24followed by a wedding
00:13:26planned by me,
00:13:27and I'll tell you,
00:13:28it's going to be a big one
00:13:29for the ages, too.
00:13:30I hope the Halloween
00:13:31Bowl's not booked.
00:13:33Anyway,
00:13:34you must move in together
00:13:36immediately to avoid
00:13:37any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong
00:13:40with an arranged marriage,
00:13:42but, well,
00:13:43it can't do any good
00:13:44if word got out
00:13:45to the public, right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be
00:13:47our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:53Sign in.
00:14:07Salute to the new couple.
00:14:15Mmm.
00:14:24So,
00:14:24your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:30Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:31So this is
00:14:42Michelangelo's place.
00:14:44It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:48Ugh.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:14:50Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:04What was this?
00:15:06Put it in the trash.
00:15:07This isn't trash.
00:15:08These are my sisters.
00:15:09She's an artist.
00:15:10So put them in your room.
00:15:12I said you could live here,
00:15:13not decorate.
00:15:14Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:15Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:17That's man-thong.
00:15:19It's trademarked.
00:15:24Look,
00:15:24I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:26If this isn't cleaned up
00:15:27by the time I get back,
00:15:27we'll throw it all in the fireplace.
00:15:30It's electric.
00:15:36Oh,
00:15:37by the way,
00:15:38this is gonna work.
00:15:40You might want to start
00:15:41wearing that.
00:15:43Gee, thanks.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:47You're getting married?
00:15:54Shh, Betsy.
00:15:56Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:57Sorry, Amelia.
00:15:59It's just...
00:16:00It's not like you.
00:16:02You're saying we're...
00:16:04reserved.
00:16:05Safe.
00:16:07Like I always taught you.
00:16:10Well,
00:16:11things change when you find out
00:16:13your sister has cancer.
00:16:14And besides,
00:16:16Michelangelo offered
00:16:17to help pay
00:16:17for some of your treatments.
00:16:19So,
00:16:19I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:23The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:25No.
00:16:27Michelangelo...
00:16:28Dino Valeno?
00:16:29Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:32Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:16:33No.
00:16:33Shh.
00:16:38Socialite animals?
00:16:39Like, start a hundred
00:16:40canceled Bravo shows?
00:16:42How did you even meet?
00:16:44His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:47It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:51He's so...
00:16:52toxic.
00:16:55Speak of the devil.
00:16:57Oh, yeah.
00:16:58You know,
00:17:00that's probably
00:17:01an old issue.
00:17:02This is a doctor's office.
00:17:06Amelia.
00:17:08Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:10Doctor's ready.
00:17:13We'll talk about this later.
00:17:14Ready to be wet, baby?
00:17:39We're already wet.
00:17:40Where did that come from?
00:17:57Nice place.
00:18:25I love the artwork.
00:18:25Thanks.
00:18:27Finally.
00:18:29Ooh, good taste.
00:18:32No, I'm good.
00:18:33We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:35More for me.
00:18:40You know,
00:18:41if you like it down here,
00:18:43you should see the bedroom.
00:18:44Ooh.
00:18:45Who are you?
00:18:58Who are you?
00:19:00Chantel, this is Amelia,
00:19:02my roommate.
00:19:04Amelia.
00:19:06Whatever.
00:19:07Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:08I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:10This is my house?
00:19:13We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:15Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:18You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:20What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:22Who's jealous?
00:19:24Jealous?
00:19:25I'm not jealous.
00:19:29Sweet dreams.
00:19:30I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:39How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:42Even if he is kind of hot.
00:19:43See you later.
00:20:04And, um,
00:20:05don't worry about last night.
00:20:08Sorry.
00:20:09I had one too many to drink.
00:20:10It won't happen again.
00:20:11You better not.
00:20:13Oh, my God.
00:20:24How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:26Not now.
00:20:27My head's killing me.
00:20:28We need to talk about last night.
00:20:30No, what we need to do
00:20:31is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:34I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:37Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing
00:20:40that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night
00:20:44that you don't care about me.
00:20:45Fine.
00:20:46I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:20:47Just give me my phone.
00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this,
00:20:54then the contract is violated.
00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:57Yeah, no shit.
00:20:59I'm serious.
00:21:00Don't screw this up.
00:21:02I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:06I know what I'm doing.
00:21:07Dog walker.
00:21:09And just so we're clear,
00:21:10I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:12Whenever I want.
00:21:13Wherever I want.
00:21:15Fine.
00:21:16Do whatever you want.
00:21:19Sorry.
00:21:20It's a bit harsh.
00:21:21Just really...
00:21:23hungover.
00:21:25That could have gone better.
00:21:33Hey, baby.
00:21:36You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:38You're rich now.
00:21:39I know.
00:21:41I like it.
00:21:41Oh, that's good to hear.
00:21:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:47Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:50Oh, fine.
00:21:52Yeah, we're still getting to know each other.
00:21:55All right.
00:21:56Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:58Oh, and listen.
00:21:59He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:02Look, I promise.
00:22:04I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:05Yeah, you're right.
00:22:08Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10Come on, Gucci.
00:22:11Come on.
00:22:12Bye, Gooch.
00:22:16Hey, Amelia.
00:22:17Hey, Jake.
00:22:20Gucci, no.
00:22:21Royce.
00:22:23Say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:29Yeah, same here.
00:22:38Sorry, Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:42His whole family, actually.
00:22:44All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:46I should make a reality show.
00:22:48We're a little dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:22:50Do you want to walk together?
00:22:54Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:56Yeah.
00:22:57I'd like that.
00:22:58So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:07A couple months.
00:23:08I like it.
00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:12Barista.
00:23:13Uber driver.
00:23:14Delivery guy.
00:23:16Movie extra?
00:23:17You were in a movie.
00:23:19Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:21It was trying to impress you.
00:23:23How about you?
00:23:24How long have you been doing this?
00:23:26I don't know.
00:23:27My whole life, I guess.
00:23:29It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:23:33I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:34I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:38Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:43If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:46My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:49Do you want to go?
00:23:50Well, I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:23:56You did?
00:23:58Yeah.
00:24:00I still do.
00:24:04He's cute.
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:08Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:15I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:17Hell yeah.
00:24:18I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:24I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:32Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:36Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:24:41Looks pretty big.
00:24:42It was a big school.
00:24:44Public schools.
00:24:46Am I right?
00:24:48I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:55Me?
00:24:56Engaged?
00:24:56No.
00:24:57Are you kidding?
00:24:58I'm 24.
00:24:59I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:00I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:05Nope.
00:25:06Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:07Okay.
00:25:08Royce pooped.
00:25:12I should pick it up.
00:25:15Where?
00:25:15I don't see it.
00:25:16Just over there.
00:25:17Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:25Of course.
00:25:26It's an office.
00:25:28You want to be CEO, you've got to look the part.
00:25:31You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:25:34Very funny.
00:25:37You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:38Yes, I know.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:39That means you've got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:25:42So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we've got a lot to do.
00:25:46Can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:47Fuck no.
00:25:49Come on, Dad.
00:25:49Oh my goodness.
00:26:03Are you okay?
00:26:05Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:12You're engaged, remember?
00:26:15And this is our new palette.
00:26:17It's Matt's collection.
00:26:20He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:24But yeah, that's a presentation by me, Michelangelo.
00:26:36What, Dad?
00:26:39What a day, Dad.
00:26:41It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:42Look at you.
00:26:43You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:46And just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:26:49Hard work does pay off.
00:26:51Let me just look at Amelia.
00:26:53What about her?
00:26:54She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:26:58But she just worked hard.
00:26:59And now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:27:03I guess that's impressive.
00:27:05Yeah, see.
00:27:06See, it is.
00:27:06I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:10I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:12Break's over.
00:27:34Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:36One day down.
00:27:38Forty more years to go.
00:27:40Hey, hey, hey.
00:27:42Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia,
00:27:46you talk about the day's work,
00:27:48raise you closer together,
00:27:50comfort each other,
00:27:51just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:54You know, I'm thinking
00:27:56it's time for the world to meet Amelia
00:28:00tonight.
00:28:03Tonight?
00:28:05Shit.
00:28:06When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:07I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:28:09The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:11Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:13Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:28:15to the Dino Verdea app.
00:28:19Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:28:21I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:24What's the matter?
00:28:25You're getting along all right, aren't you?
00:28:27Yeah, yeah.
00:28:28We're just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:32All right, so it's all settled.
00:28:33I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight in the limo,
00:28:35and don't be late.
00:28:41Bye, Dad.
00:28:41So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:58Because I want to do something nice
00:29:00for my favorite big sister.
00:29:03And...
00:29:03You know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:07But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,
00:29:10I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:13You better not let that hair down.
00:29:15Sorry.
00:29:16Just an expression.
00:29:16How's it going in there?
00:29:25I'm coming out.
00:29:26Is that bad?
00:29:38I've never seen a dog walker look this hot
00:29:42by that dress ASAP.
00:29:49Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:51I've got my own function tonight.
00:30:21What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:31Thanks.
00:30:32Um...
00:30:33Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No.
00:30:38It's just...
00:30:39Something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:42Why do you care?
00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:45I'm going out.
00:30:46I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome.
00:30:48Thanks.
00:30:51I'm taking this.
00:30:53Wait.
00:30:54I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you.
00:30:57I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on.
00:31:01Amelia!
00:31:09All right.
00:31:11Hey.
00:31:11Look who's right on time.
00:31:12Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:20If your fiance is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:36See you in the office.
00:31:37Stupid dog walker tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:55Hey.
00:31:56It's Michael and I love Dean Levino.
00:31:58Do you still track people?
00:32:14Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:17You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:32:24Sorry.
00:32:25I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:26I kind of panicked.
00:32:28No worries.
00:32:28I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:32But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:36Wow.
00:32:37The IQ treatment.
00:32:38You look like one.
00:32:40Thanks, Jamie.
00:32:41Hey, lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:47Gotta go.
00:32:48Find me in the green room after.
00:32:51Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg.
00:32:53Lover boy.
00:33:11But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:38Jake, you guys were great.
00:33:48You really think so?
00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:55You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older?
00:34:01I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:04It's all right.
00:34:05Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:08You want something to drink?
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:17So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:22I played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:34:26going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29When I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:34You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:36I thought you liked it.
00:34:38I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:42I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:44I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:46A cat person?
00:34:50Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:54I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:57I just want to relax.
00:34:59Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:05I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:08Now I'm not sure.
00:35:09We have nothing in common.
00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:13What the heck?
00:35:17I'm tipsy.
00:35:18He's cute.
00:35:19Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:21Now I can have mine.
00:35:22Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:39What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo, Dina Lavino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:35:44He's not.
00:35:46You're coming with me, dog walker.
00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:51Back off, dude.
00:35:52Back off.
00:35:53Grubby little hipster.
00:35:55She's my fiance.
00:35:55So that was an engagement ring.
00:35:59Jake, I can explain.
00:36:01Let's go.
00:36:04I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not, Jake.
00:36:11This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:19I can't believe you did that.
00:36:26After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what?
00:36:37I get it.
00:36:37You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:42Me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:50I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:57Oh, fine.
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05You're treating me like shit.
00:37:08That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:09You are history's worst nightmare.
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:13For an arranged marriage.
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:18You are such a simpleton.
00:37:22Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:28You brought this on to yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:32Right back at you.
00:37:33I fucking hate you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you more.
00:37:37I don't like this.
00:37:46I don't think so.
00:37:52It's from the end of the summer
00:37:55Wish I didn't get it
00:37:59But what did you want to say?
00:38:02Do you want to say?
00:38:22Where am I?
00:38:41Who's spooning me?
00:38:45Is that Jake?
00:38:47How drunk was I?
00:38:49Michelangelo?
00:38:55Dog Walker
00:38:55Oh, I forgot we did that last night
00:39:00Must have been all those free beers
00:39:03We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:08We had too many drinks
00:39:09We just forget it ever happened
00:39:11If that's what you want
00:39:13Definitely
00:39:14Um, I have to go to work
00:39:19I should get up too
00:39:22Oh, my head
00:39:24There's Pedialine in the fridge
00:39:26Thanks for coming today, sis
00:39:29Of course
00:39:30My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise
00:39:35Well, you look great
00:39:36Thanks
00:39:38I don't feel great
00:39:40The treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:39:44But you, on the other hand
00:39:46Are glowing today
00:39:48What's going on?
00:39:52So
00:39:53Michelangelo and I had sex last night
00:39:56Wait
00:39:57For the first time?
00:40:00Yeah
00:40:00We're taking it slow
00:40:02Michelangelo
00:40:04The male gigolo
00:40:06Is taking it slow
00:40:07Maybe I did misjudge him
00:40:11And
00:40:13How was it?
00:40:17Well...
00:40:17Really bad
00:40:18Right?
00:40:19I knew it
00:40:20Actually
00:40:20It was the best sex I ever had
00:40:23Well, that explains the glow
00:40:27I am happy for you, sis
00:40:31Physical chemistry is important
00:40:34That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about
00:40:36I don't get it
00:40:38He and I are nothing alike
00:40:40And yet he knows how to push all of my buttons
00:40:42I feel like
00:40:42Like an arcade game
00:40:43And he just keeps getting the high score
00:40:45Again and again and
00:40:46You get the picture
00:40:48Hey
00:40:50Opposite to track
00:40:54I mean
00:40:55That's why you guys love each other so much
00:40:57Because you're so different
00:40:59Something like that
00:41:01Here it comes
00:41:11Right on the schedule
00:41:12Dog walkers in love with me
00:41:14I'll have to let her down easy
00:41:17Weird
00:41:18I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:41:20What was that about?
00:41:32Must be the hangover
00:41:33Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight
00:41:43Maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:41:46Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker
00:42:08And why hasn't she
00:42:09Texted me yet
00:42:16I'm not very good with words
00:42:43Me neither
00:42:44But last night I
00:42:46You don't have to say anything
00:42:47We both know it was a mistake
00:42:49And we can just go back to hating each other
00:42:51Like nothing ever happened
00:42:53I don't think you understand it
00:42:55You just listen to me for a second
00:42:56Look
00:42:56You don't have to worry about me catching feelings
00:42:59I'm a big girl
00:43:00I've had a one night stand before
00:43:01I've never been with someone like you before
00:43:04Okay, I get it
00:43:06I'm not one of your
00:43:07Your models
00:43:09Or your
00:43:09Your D-list actresses
00:43:11You don't have to give me some
00:43:12Big speech about letting me down easily
00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night
00:43:17That you would
00:43:18And frankly so would I
00:43:19I mean, you're driving me nuts
00:43:20You don't understand
00:43:21Let's
00:43:22Let's get some takeout
00:43:23And figure this thing out
00:43:24I don't need you to mansplain
00:43:27My own feelings to me
00:43:28Wait
00:43:29Did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:34What happened to dog walker?
00:43:36I have a confession to make
00:43:39Last night
00:43:43I don't know how
00:43:45I don't know why
00:43:46That was the best sex I've ever had in my life
00:43:49Really?
00:43:52Do I look like I'm lying?
00:43:55I'm not a good actor
00:43:56I could even do reality TV
00:43:58But
00:43:59There is
00:44:01A fire
00:44:02Between us Amelia
00:44:03Some kind of crazy
00:44:04Cosmic chemistry
00:44:06You sound like you're
00:44:09Reading a horoscope
00:44:11Amelia
00:44:11Please
00:44:13I know you felt it too
00:44:16Amelia
00:44:22Please
00:44:23Don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:44:25I felt it too
00:44:28So why are we fighting it?
00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day
00:44:36Me too
00:44:55So
00:45:13I set the kitchen on fire
00:45:14How am I supposed to know
00:45:16You're not supposed to
00:45:17Lock fireball shots on fire
00:45:19It's not my fault
00:45:21They should change the name
00:45:22No wonder they cancelled
00:45:25Vanderpump's super yacht
00:45:27If you think that's funny
00:45:28Just wait till the next episode
00:45:30The captain gets super drunk
00:45:31Off espresso martinis
00:45:32And he almost sinks the boat
00:45:33You know
00:45:40When you're not acting like
00:45:41A complete douche bag
00:45:42You're not so bad
00:45:43Thanks
00:45:46You know
00:45:48We could actually try this
00:45:49Hey
00:45:51If the sex stays this good
00:45:52I'm open for anything
00:45:53I'm serious
00:45:55The wedding's coming up
00:45:57We could give it a shot
00:46:00You mean like
00:46:01You and me
00:46:02Together together
00:46:04Why not?
00:46:05Were you planning on
00:46:06Marrying someone else?
00:46:08I don't know
00:46:09I don't know
00:46:10I don't know
00:46:11I don't know
00:46:12I don't know
00:46:13I don't know
00:46:14I don't know
00:46:15I don't know
00:46:16I don't know
00:46:17I don't know
00:46:18I don't know
00:46:19Oh
00:46:22Gucci
00:46:22What's the rush?
00:46:28Oh
00:46:28Hey Royce
00:46:30Jake
00:46:32How's it going?
00:46:34Good
00:46:35Yeah
00:46:35Look the other night
00:46:37Was kind of
00:46:38Crazy
00:46:39I know
00:46:40I should have told you
00:46:41About Michelangelo
00:46:42We were kind of
00:46:44In a fight
00:46:45I'm sorry for bringing you
00:46:47Into this
00:46:47Is he always like that
00:46:50So aggressive
00:46:51And controlling
00:46:52I couldn't believe
00:46:53The way he just
00:46:53Dragged you off like that
00:46:55He was like a caveman
00:46:56Lugging home his woman
00:46:57Well I am his woman
00:46:59He saw us together
00:47:01And he got jealous
00:47:02And I don't blame him
00:47:04Oh my god
00:47:06Am I actually sticking up
00:47:07For Michelangelo
00:47:08Dinovolino
00:47:09I didn't mean to pry
00:47:11I just wanted to make sure
00:47:13Everything's okay
00:47:14I'm here if you need to talk
00:47:16Thanks
00:47:17Jake
00:47:18But
00:47:18I'm engaged
00:47:20Remember
00:47:21And the only person
00:47:22I want to talk to
00:47:23Is my fiance
00:47:24We had a connection
00:47:26You're a cat person
00:47:28It never would have worked
00:47:30Come on Gucci
00:47:32Let's go
00:47:33Cats are awesome
00:47:37That was a great presentation
00:47:43The Mark and the director
00:47:45Loved her ideas
00:47:45For the new line
00:47:46You think so?
00:47:47Ooh
00:47:48Maybe I'm finally starting
00:47:50To get the hang of this CEO thing
00:47:51Oh yeah
00:47:52Yeah
00:47:53Now listen
00:47:53I gotta fly to Paris
00:47:55For a few days
00:47:56You mind watching
00:47:57Your little brother for me?
00:47:59Gucci?
00:47:59Sure
00:47:59But I mean
00:48:00You know
00:48:01Dogs are more Amelia's specialty
00:48:03Yeah
00:48:03But that's how you impress her
00:48:05You invite her for a romantic date
00:48:07At the dog park
00:48:08At the dog park
00:48:09Mmhmm
00:48:10I just texted her
00:48:11It's all set
00:48:12Now
00:48:13Go get her lover boy
00:48:16So
00:48:27You just throw it
00:48:29And he brings it back
00:48:29You've never played fetch before?
00:48:32It's
00:48:32It's my dad's dog
00:48:34Not mine
00:48:35Let me try
00:48:37That's okay
00:48:39I know you don't want to touch
00:48:40A slobbery ball
00:48:41With your
00:48:42Dainty hands
00:48:43Do you ever get tired
00:48:47Of the dog stuff?
00:48:50No
00:48:50I like my work
00:48:51What's the point in working
00:48:54If you never get a chance
00:48:55To
00:48:55Have fun?
00:48:57You're right
00:48:58I should work less
00:48:59If nothing else
00:49:02You're letting me get closer
00:49:03To my little brother
00:49:04Fetch Gucci
00:49:09I've got a big surprise
00:49:15A surprise?
00:49:17Just wait and see
00:49:18Grazie
00:49:27Have a good night
00:49:28Mr. Dino Bellino
00:49:29What's that?
00:49:37Special delivery from
00:49:38Masterione's Italian Deli
00:49:39But Gucci
00:49:43It's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:45You know that's awful for dogs
00:49:49I thought you were
00:49:51Off the clock today
00:49:53Besides
00:49:54A special occasion
00:49:55I also thought
00:49:58We could use his water bowl
00:49:59To pour a little Chianti into
00:50:00I'm kidding
00:50:03This is for us
00:50:04Why don't you get us a coarse cream?
00:50:07What else is in the bag?
00:50:08Just some
00:50:09Imported Italian ingredients
00:50:10So I can make you
00:50:11A real Italian dinner
00:50:12You can cook?
00:50:28That was so good
00:50:29I feel like I just
00:50:31Went to Italy
00:50:32Even though I've never been
00:50:33How did you
00:50:35Do this?
00:50:35I can't cook
00:50:36At all
00:50:36Making Italian food
00:50:38Is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:39Did you learn in culinary school?
00:50:42No
00:50:42My mom taught me
00:50:44Tell me about her
00:50:45I never told a girl
00:50:48About my mom
00:50:49Sorry
00:50:50I don't mean to pray
00:50:52She
00:50:53Passed away when I was 11
00:50:55Breast cancer
00:50:57But
00:50:58I have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:00She grew up in a little village
00:51:02In Tuscany
00:51:03And
00:51:03She taught me everything
00:51:05I know about cooking
00:51:06We'd spend hours in the kitchen
00:51:08Just cooking
00:51:09And eating
00:51:10And laughing
00:51:11I still
00:51:14Have all of her recipes
00:51:15Here
00:51:16Handwritten in Italian
00:51:18That's really special
00:51:20I miss her
00:51:23This might sound corny
00:51:26But
00:51:26I feel a little closer to her
00:51:29When I make her recipes
00:51:30It's not corny
00:51:31But I didn't know
00:51:33You were such a softie
00:51:34Just don't tell TMZ
00:51:37What about your parents?
00:51:40My parents died in a car accident
00:51:42When I was 13
00:51:44It's been me and Betsy ever since
00:51:47I'm sorry
00:51:48I just really hope these treatments work
00:51:51I don't want to lose her too
00:51:55I'm sorry
00:51:57Your story made me emotional
00:51:59I'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:01I'll help you
00:52:02I'll help you
00:52:02No
00:52:02No, it's fine
00:52:03I like doing the dishes
00:52:05It relaxes me
00:52:06Good
00:52:07Because I hate them
00:52:08Well, then I guess we make a good team
00:52:11Is it just the wine?
00:52:17Or am I really falling for
00:52:19Him
00:52:20For her
00:52:20You don't want espresso
00:52:24It's not my fault
00:52:26Hey
00:52:33Hey
00:52:35Do you want an espresso?
00:52:37I just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:39No, thank you
00:52:41Me and Dad have been warning me
00:52:42I'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43Okay, well
00:52:43Don't forget Gucci
00:52:45How could I?
00:52:48Ready, bro?
00:52:49Well, let me fix your tie
00:52:51What do you know about ties?
00:52:55You wear t-shirts to work
00:52:56And you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59Touche
00:53:00There you go
00:53:02Okay, bye
00:53:03Bye
00:53:04Love you
00:53:07Love you too
00:53:08Sorry
00:53:19Reflex
00:53:20I didn't mean to say that
00:53:21Me neither
00:53:22Too soon
00:53:23Talk about it later?
00:53:27Yeah
00:53:27Okay
00:53:29Okay
00:53:29Ugh, could that have been any more awkward?
00:53:33And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:53:35Look who's here
00:53:42Hey
00:53:43My little guy
00:53:44Hey, little Gucci
00:53:46Look at this right here
00:53:49Huh?
00:53:50Let's try
00:53:51Oh, yeah
00:53:53Now, here's mine
00:53:55Right?
00:53:56Just like that
00:53:57Huh?
00:53:58Yeah
00:53:58Even got one for big brother
00:54:00Right there
00:54:01Come to Papa
00:54:03Yes, my boy
00:54:04All right, all right
00:54:07So
00:54:07We gotta talk about this wedding, right?
00:54:10This is two weeks off
00:54:11Hollywood Bowl
00:54:12They're waiting for an answer
00:54:14And I bumped into Chris Martin
00:54:16On the plane
00:54:17He says the band is free
00:54:19You like Coldplay, right?
00:54:21Dad
00:54:21We can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl
00:54:24Oh
00:54:25Well, all right
00:54:27Then we'll book the Magic Castle
00:54:29How about that?
00:54:30Not too big
00:54:30Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:54:33Dad
00:54:33Let's just pump the brakes
00:54:34We cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:36What?
00:54:37Something wrong with the movie?
00:54:39No
00:54:40Everything is great
00:54:41It's better than great
00:54:44Honestly
00:54:44But we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:54:48That's our thing
00:54:50It's not Amelia's thing
00:54:51I think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:54:53Wow, I never thought of that
00:54:57You know, you have a very good point there
00:55:00I'm very impressed
00:55:03You've never acted like this
00:55:06With any other woman
00:55:07I can't say I've ever felt like this
00:55:10With another girl
00:55:11Sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:14Love?
00:55:17Yeah
00:55:17I don't know
00:55:19He's cute
00:55:21All right, all right
00:55:23Change of deal
00:55:24Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl
00:55:26All right
00:55:27And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair
00:55:30A wedding with Coldplay
00:55:32No Coldplay, Dad
00:55:34No Coldplay
00:55:36So
00:55:43It's about my cancer treatment
00:55:46It's not working
00:55:48I know it
00:55:49I talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:52And I'm cured
00:55:54What?
00:55:56You're cured?
00:55:58Oh
00:55:58Congratulations
00:56:00Thank you
00:56:01I wasn't expecting it
00:56:03I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions
00:56:06It only took two sessions?
00:56:09I almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:56:12Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money
00:56:15What's wrong, sis?
00:56:17We should be celebrating
00:56:19I brought Prosecco
00:56:20No
00:56:21Yeah
00:56:22No, I'm good
00:56:24Yeah
00:56:24Amelia
00:56:26I'm your sister
00:56:28You can tell me anything
00:56:29Is it Michelangelo?
00:56:33Is everything okay?
00:56:35If that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:56:37I will take that man thong
00:56:38And give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:56:40That it will cut him in two
00:56:42It's not Michelangelo, Betsy
00:56:45It's me
00:56:48I have to tell you something
00:56:51I cannot believe
00:56:57That they convinced you to do
00:56:58An arranged marriage
00:57:00What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:57:03It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments
00:57:05And you know that I would do anything for you
00:57:07Actually
00:57:09He's not that bad
00:57:11I kind of like him
00:57:14Yeah, babe
00:57:16That's called Stockholm Syndrome
00:57:18We need to get you out of there
00:57:20Betsy
00:57:21I have real feelings for him
00:57:25But
00:57:26What about the tabloid stories?
00:57:30You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World
00:57:32They banned him for life
00:57:35You'll never go to Epcot
00:57:36He's not actually like the stories
00:57:39Or at least not to me
00:57:42He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia
00:57:45If you marry Michelangelo
00:57:49He will make your life a living hell
00:57:52What if you meet him?
00:57:55Yeah
00:57:56Meet him
00:57:57Maybe he'll change your mind
00:57:59Maybe
00:57:59Maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:01Don't count on it
00:58:02Please
00:58:03Me
00:58:04Just give him a chance
00:58:05Fine
00:58:07Yes
00:58:09Only one
00:58:09Yes
00:58:10You won't regret it
00:58:14I'm gonna go get the Prosecco
00:58:15You better bring the whole bottle
00:58:19Thank you for making dinner
00:58:24Of course
00:58:26I'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:28We need to celebrate
00:58:29Michelangelo
00:58:32You know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:58:36Right?
00:58:37You mean besides me?
00:58:39I'm serious
00:58:39It's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:42Have a glass of wine
00:58:44Tonight's gonna be great
00:58:46It's enormous
00:58:58Why would anybody need so much room?
00:59:05It's nice to see you too, sis
00:59:07Nice to finally meet you
00:59:10Betsy
00:59:11So
00:59:14This is the
00:59:15Infamous
00:59:17Michelangelo
00:59:19How about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:59:2496 Domperion
00:59:25Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:59:27Yeah
00:59:29Sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:31It's worth more than my car
00:59:33Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:59:38$8.99 at Ralph's
00:59:39It's delicious
00:59:40This was made in France
00:59:43Sorry
00:59:44Can't touch that stuff
00:59:46So
00:59:47Who wants a drink?
00:59:57Okay
00:59:57You hardly touch your food
01:00:11It's a little too rich for me
01:00:16Mine tastes great
01:00:18So, Michelangelo
01:00:22I have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:00:27You don't mind, do you?
01:00:30Fire away
01:00:30So, I know you two have been having your...
01:00:35Fun
01:00:36Um, but
01:00:38What's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:00:43I don't think it's going to
01:00:45That's cute and all
01:00:48But
01:00:48What about her career?
01:00:50Are you gonna support her?
01:00:52Or kids?
01:00:52What's your stance on that?
01:00:54Or are you just gonna
01:00:55Jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:00:58Betsy
01:00:59Look
01:00:59I know I have a past
01:01:02But
01:01:03I'm committed to it
01:01:04We haven't talked about kids, but
01:01:07I'm open to anything
01:01:08See, Michelangelo, that's my point
01:01:10You two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:01:14We know now
01:01:15Easy Betsy
01:01:17I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:01:21And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time
01:01:25And what makes you such an expert?
01:01:28I don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:29Michelangelo
01:01:31You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:01:34It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her
01:01:35She gets it from you
01:01:36Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
01:01:40You started it
01:01:41Why don't we all just calm down?
01:01:50Betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:01:52No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:56That's not fair, Michelangelo
01:01:58She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:02:00You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills
01:02:02And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:02:05You know what?
01:02:06You can't talk to Betsy like that
01:02:08That's my sister
01:02:09She just survived cancer
01:02:10That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:02:16This is my house too
01:02:17And she can say whatever she wants
01:02:19Not to me
01:02:20You know, maybe she should be concerned
01:02:21I don't like this side of you
01:02:23See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:02:26But I guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:02:28You told her?
01:02:30She's my sister
01:02:31I don't care
01:02:31That violates our agreement
01:02:33Oh, is that all I am to you?
01:02:34A contractual agreement?
01:02:36Some kind of obligation?
01:02:37It's not what I meant
01:02:39It came out wrong, Amelia
01:02:40I love you
01:02:42You love me?
01:02:44Don't listen to him
01:02:45He doesn't even know what that means
01:02:47Shut the fuck up!
01:02:49You know what?
01:02:50Maybe she was right
01:02:51I shouldn't have signed that contract
01:02:53It's over
01:02:53We need to get out of here
01:03:01I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix
01:03:04To know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:06Amelia
01:03:11I know this is hard to hear
01:03:13But
01:03:14You did the right thing
01:03:17You do so much better than him
01:03:19Yeah
01:03:20But he isn't a monster
01:03:23I shouldn't have said that
01:03:24We can talk about it on the road
01:03:26Get packing
01:03:28And if we leave now
01:03:30We can get to Mexico by dawn
01:03:31Lay low for a bit
01:03:32Mexico?
01:03:33Or Canada
01:03:34Whatever
01:03:35It's that or stay here and get sued
01:03:37By the Dino Lavinos
01:03:39Or worse
01:03:40I don't think Romulus or Michelangelo would sue us
01:03:44I mean
01:03:44I only told you about the contract
01:03:46It's not like I told the media
01:03:48You don't know that
01:03:50We're
01:03:51Liabilities
01:03:53Loose ends
01:03:54You should listen to more True Kind podcast
01:03:56Get rid of that thing
01:04:02That could be tracking us right now
01:04:04Yeah, you know
01:04:06Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the ecoplex the other day
01:04:09See?
01:04:11He could have a sniper on us
01:04:13It's Romulus
01:04:18Hey, Romulus
01:04:19What?
01:04:22What do you mean Gucci's missing?
01:04:36You came
01:04:37Against my better judgment
01:04:40I'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:43I've just been busy
01:04:45But
01:04:45It's over with now
01:04:48You should
01:04:50Punish me for straying
01:04:52You make me sick
01:04:55I make me sick
01:04:57Nice
01:05:06Underwear
01:05:08It's a great craftsmanship
01:05:11Okay
01:05:16Let's get this over with
01:05:18Is that all you have to say?
01:05:23Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:05:26I'm
01:05:26Sorry
01:05:27Chantel
01:05:29I thought I wanted this
01:05:32I thought I wanted this
01:05:32But I don't
01:05:34I'm not the stud that I used to be
01:05:38Amelia broke up with me
01:05:43It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:50Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for dog walk with my hair
01:05:55I am fucking devastated
01:05:57And all her wishes I could take back how I acted
01:06:00And she just wanted to come back to me
01:06:04Amelia?
01:06:12Amelia?
01:06:16Hi dad
01:06:16Gucci's gone?
01:06:20I'll be right there
01:06:21Romulus
01:06:30What?
01:06:30Hold on
01:06:30Oh
01:06:32Well
01:06:33I only had him off the leash for a second
01:06:36You know
01:06:36We're practically in the house
01:06:38And all of a sudden
01:06:38He just shot off like a rocket
01:06:40I've been calling him all night
01:06:42But he won't come back
01:06:44Well
01:06:45We can help you find him
01:06:47Yeah
01:06:48Right?
01:06:50Oh
01:06:50Good, thanks
01:06:52Gucci
01:06:53This better not be a trap
01:06:55Just come on
01:06:56Gucci!
01:07:00Gucci!
01:07:01Gucci!
01:07:02Hey, hey, hey
01:07:02Where's Michelangelo?
01:07:04Huh?
01:07:04I thought you were both together
01:07:05Why isn't he here with you?
01:07:07Oh, um
01:07:07He's
01:07:08Sorry
01:07:09I'm late, dad
01:07:09Where were you?
01:07:12I had to stop for late night delivery
01:07:13At Mastriani's
01:07:14It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:07:16If this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:07:18Nothing will
01:07:19Smart move, dude
01:07:21Here, ladies
01:07:22Take a piece of this prosciutto
01:07:24Yeah, that's it
01:07:25Amelia
01:07:29Amelia
01:07:31Hello
01:07:37Hello
01:07:39Gucci
01:07:41Gucci
01:07:41He's hopeless
01:07:48We've been looking for him all night long
01:07:51We're never gonna find him
01:07:54Don't give up, dad
01:07:55He's just off having a little adventure
01:07:57Keep looking
01:07:58He'll turn up in a few minutes
01:07:59See?
01:08:02They're not gonna kill us
01:08:03I do have to admit, though
01:08:05I didn't expect to see this side of him
01:08:07He's really there for his dad
01:08:10His dad's dog
01:08:12So you approve now?
01:08:15They didn't say that
01:08:16Gucci
01:08:19Gucci
01:08:23My boy's back
01:08:25Okay, okay
01:08:33I'm a little closer to approving
01:08:38I might have possibly misjudged you
01:08:50A little
01:08:52It's okay
01:08:54Most of what the tabloids publish is true
01:08:56They just leave out part of the story
01:08:59Amelia
01:09:00Can we talk?
01:09:05Please?
01:09:09Amelia
01:09:10Can we talk?
01:09:13Please?
01:09:14Okay
01:09:16Okay
01:09:16Amelia
01:09:25I'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:09:28I shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:09:31And I shouldn't have blown up at you
01:09:33For mentioning the contract
01:09:34I hope that you know you
01:09:39Mean so much more to me
01:09:40Than just a business agreement
01:09:42Thanks for saying that
01:09:45I needed to hear that
01:09:47And I'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:09:51You're not one
01:09:54I'm still learning new things about you
01:09:57Most of them are good
01:09:59I'm happy we signed the contract
01:10:02I'm not
01:10:05You're not?
01:10:08What do you mean?
01:10:12Amelia, this might sound crazy
01:10:14But
01:10:15I meant it when I said that I love you
01:10:18And I don't want
01:10:20Some silly piece of paper
01:10:21To be the reason that we stay together
01:10:23I want to know that our love is real
01:10:26Dad
01:10:30What is it, son?
01:10:32I want to cancel the contract
01:10:34Between me and Amelia
01:10:35But why, son?
01:10:38Because I want to ask her to marry me
01:10:39And not because of some legal obligation
01:10:44But because she wants to
01:10:48Consider our contracts null and void
01:10:56Amelia
01:11:03Amelia
01:11:03Where will it be?
01:11:08Will you marry me?
01:11:12Will you marry me?
01:11:15Yes
01:11:16I'll marry you
01:11:17I'll marry you
01:11:17You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:11:35And I'm the happiest dog walker
01:11:37Look at me
01:11:39I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct
01:11:42All right, all right, you two
01:11:46That's enough, all right
01:11:47We spent this whole night together
01:11:49Come over to my place, all right
01:11:51And we'll have a nice breakfast
01:11:53Italian style, huh?
01:11:55Hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:11:57I think I can get used to it
01:11:59And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:12:02I want to hear from everybody involved
01:12:04Especially Coldplay
01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad
01:12:08It was worth a try
01:12:32And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:12:38Michelangelo?
01:12:42Amelia
01:12:43Even though we're far from a perfect couple
01:12:48We're perfect together
01:12:50I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time
01:12:55And not just about dogs
01:12:57I don't know how I ever managed anything without you
01:13:02I'm looking forward to your support and counsel
01:13:09As I take over the family business from my father this year
01:13:13And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband
01:13:21As you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:13:25Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear
01:13:34I love you so much
01:13:37I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model
01:13:47But here we are
01:13:49Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell
01:13:53And you've taught me how to live life to the fullest
01:13:55Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy
01:13:58And although we haven't spent much time together
01:14:05It feels like a lifetime
01:14:07In a good way
01:14:08I know your mom would be proud of you
01:14:11Te amo, Michelangelo
01:14:12With the power vested in me by almighty God
01:14:17And the city of Beverly Hills
01:14:18I now pronounce you husband and wife
01:14:21You may kiss your bride
01:14:23Thanks
01:14:32I'm Betsy
01:14:34Amelia's sister
01:14:36I'm Jake
01:14:37Another dog walker
01:14:39It's crazy
01:14:41You know, giving my sister
01:14:42But I've always been more of a cat person
01:14:45Me too
01:14:46Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo
01:14:49Oh, oh
01:14:51Oh
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