00:00Slow and Steady Wins the Race
00:02Might be a wise sounding quote
00:04But it ain't gonna apply to this fest
00:06Steam's Racing Fest is July 28th through August 4th
00:08And the games you'll find on sale this week
00:10Will speak to other wise sounding quotes
00:12In surprising ways
00:14Comparison is the thief of joy
00:16More like the root of joy
00:18When you're comparing yourself to all these slow drivers
00:20As you race through streets of all kinds
00:22Winning isn't everything
00:24Tell that to the slackers in shopping carts
00:26Racing downhill to grab a drink before the store closes
00:28Pick a lane
00:29More like pick them all
00:31Biking, skiing, snowboarding, wingsuiting
00:33Love thy neighbor
00:35Sure, as long as they're cool with you
00:37Intentionally wrecking their cars derby style
00:39This is a parking lot full of idiots
00:41Show them how it's done
00:42Oh wait, that's not a saying
00:44That's just my opinion on all parking lots
00:46Well, you get the idea
00:47There's a lot of zoom zooming going on here
00:49Even if you're a sloth
00:51Or a cat
00:52Grab your Need for Speed
00:54And join us July 28th through August 4th
00:56For Steam Racing Fest
00:57If you feel like you've lost your marbles
00:59You're in the right place
01:00We'll see you then
01:01We'll see you then
01:02We'll see you then
01:08Take care of it
01:10Thank you
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