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Swipe Wright Dating 101
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00:00Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:12Surprise!
00:16Tim?
00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:22Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:30What are you doing?
00:36I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:46You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:53Our app?
00:55We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:59That has simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
01:07Oh, I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
01:10Ah.
01:13Nothing left behind...
01:16Sorry I got over to us.
01:19I'm sorry I got over to us real love just makes me jealous
01:42I see me
01:49Breakup?
01:56Yep.
01:59My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend,
02:04tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
02:08My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend,
02:11who's sleeping with my best friend.
02:14Ouch.
02:15How about I buy us a drink,
02:19and you can tell me about it.
02:23Okay.
02:25That's all that says is an invitation for something more.
02:29Oh, of course not.
02:30I would never take advantage.
02:35Meh.
02:36I'll have two more with whatever she was having.
02:46It's a heartbreak.
02:50Finding true love.
03:16I've never had.
03:18Boy.
03:21I tell you.
03:22I'm setting up aì œ.
03:24I'm doing it.
03:25I'm going to play the same thing.
03:27I'm doing it.
03:28I'm going to play it for you.
03:29I'm going to do it.
03:30I want to play it.
03:31I'm playing my role.
03:33I'm going to play it for you.
03:34What I'm playing with.
03:36I'm not gonna play well.
03:37I'm doing it.
03:39I'm doing it.
03:40I'm doing it.
03:42It's you.
04:13Who's there?
04:36I hope you don't mind. I raided your fridge.
04:40Oh, you didn't have to...
04:42Um, we didn't, you know...
04:51With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
04:59Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
05:01Oh, thank God.
05:02Not that I wouldn't want...
05:05I mean, you're very...
05:07You're a very attractive man. I'm Mr...
05:11Mr. Wright.
05:15Wright.
05:16Jake.
05:18Wright, how could I forget?
05:20You put my name in your phone as Mr. Wright.
05:23Your idea, not mine.
05:32I almost forgot.
05:34Oh, sorry. I...
05:54Wait, I... I thought you slept on the couch.
05:57I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
06:02And I said you felt the same.
06:05Sorry, I...
06:06I get a little flirty...
06:09When I'm drunk.
06:11I don't mind it one bit.
06:15By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called Love Sweat.
06:19Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
06:21Okay, well, this one's a bit...
06:22Especially that one. I mean, even the name, it just...
06:25Yuck.
06:26Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
06:29Because...
06:30I think you deserve to find real love.
06:35Beep.
06:52I didn't press charges.
06:57Because you love me?
06:59I care for you.
07:00But no.
07:02I don't love you.
07:03We created an incredible app.
07:05Love Swipe's gonna make a lot of people very happy.
07:10Take care, Elise.
07:14Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
07:17And once I'm finished, you'll be mine.
07:22Forever.
07:25All mine.
07:30Eee.
07:34What do you want, Tanya?
07:35Can we please just talk?
07:38I want my best friend back.
07:41Well, too damn bad.
07:42I don't want to hear it.
07:43Now, please, can you go?
07:44Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you,
07:47and you're not being reasonable.
07:50Reasonable?
07:51Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend,
07:54and you're telling me to be reasonable?
08:01Lily, stop.
08:03Lily, stop.
08:05Stop.
08:06I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this,
08:08but there is somebody out there for you.
08:10It's okay.
08:13Hey.
08:14Lily.
08:14Lily, I want you to be in love,
08:17and I want you to be happy, but...
08:20What is that?
08:36That jerk, he lied to me!
08:38Love Swipe uses a unique approach,
08:55with potential for true love guaranteed on every match,
09:01and recognized love on the seventh date.
09:03So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
09:08That's right.
09:09And with restrained, tasteful marketing,
09:12like you brilliant people ex you every single day,
09:15everyone will be guaranteed true love.
09:17Love Swipe.
09:18That's perfect.
09:19Thank you for your time.
09:22Now, I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
09:25How are the eggs?
09:30You fucking day-wrapped me, you piece of shit!
09:37I never want to see you again!
09:43I need a drink.
09:50Mr. Wright, you're going to be a very rich man.
09:57Your life is about to change, sir.
09:58And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
10:19I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
10:25And then you'll come crawling back.
10:28But, just in case...
10:31Dustin, how's it going in there?
10:32All set, boss.
10:34Camera's in every room.
10:37Perfect.
10:38It's time for the contingency.
10:49The last three years of my life have led to this.
10:54I'm going to make the world fall in love.
10:56I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
10:58Here's to you, gorgeous.
10:59Whoever you are.
11:00I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
11:01I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
11:07Life's a dream.
11:08Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
11:10I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
11:16Lily, I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
11:21Life's a dream.
11:23Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
11:26She's right, Lily.
11:27This app is different.
11:29Are you even listening to yourself?
11:31You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
11:33Lily, one day you're going to look back at this...
11:35No, if either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
11:44Lily, this is serendipity.
11:47What is?
11:47Love Swipe.
11:48It just released a new update.
11:49Oh my god, are you serious right now?
11:52You're trying it.
11:53No the hell I'm not.
11:54Give me that back.
11:56You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
11:58Fine, fine.
12:03I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll never forgive you.
12:10No way.
12:21Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
12:23Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life.
12:26Come on.
12:28Surprise!
12:33Kim?
12:35Tanya, what the hell?
12:36What are you doing here, Lily?
12:38Tanya, you're my best friend.
12:40How could you do this?
12:41We both downloaded the bedded version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
12:52What are you doing?
12:54I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright.
12:57You are going to throw away, what, our entire relationship because we didn't match on some stupid dating app?
13:11Our app?
13:12We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is to have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
13:23What?
13:23I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
13:27I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
13:27I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
13:27I will destroy you, Jake.
13:27Let's go!
13:28I don't know.
13:58I'm so sorry, sweetie.
14:08Break up.
14:14Yep.
14:16My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend,
14:20tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
14:24My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend,
14:28is sleeping with my best friend.
14:30Ouch.
14:32How about I buy us a drink,
14:36and you can tell me about it.
14:38Okay.
14:40That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
14:44Oh, of course not.
14:46I would never take advantage.
14:50Ma'am.
14:52I'll have two more boys,
14:54whatever she was having.
15:04It's a heartbreak.
15:06Finding true love.
15:08I would never take advantage.
15:10I'm sorry!
15:12The doctor told you,
15:14Let's talk a little bit about me.
15:16It's a natural visual.
15:18storied,
15:20andормated,
15:21even this was the older real world.
15:27I met who knows
15:29and now I believe
15:31how do you feel it's like
16:34Who's there?
16:53I hope you don't mind.
16:54I raided your fridge.
16:56Oh, you didn't have to...
17:02Um...
17:04We didn't...
17:07You know...
17:08With all due respect,
17:10I wouldn't have sex with anyone
17:11who was as drunk as either of us last night.
17:16Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
17:18Oh, thank God.
17:21Not that I wouldn't want...
17:22I mean, you're a very...
17:24You're a very attractive man.
17:27I'm Mr...
17:28Mr...
17:30Right.
17:32Right.
17:34Jake.
17:35Right, how could I forget?
17:37You put my name in your phone
17:39as Mr. Right.
17:41Your idea, not mine.
17:50I almost forgot.
17:51Oh, sorry.
18:10I...
18:11Wait, I...
18:13I thought you slept on the couch.
18:15I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
18:19I didn't say you felt the same.
18:22Sorry, I...
18:23I get a little flirty
18:25when I'm drunk.
18:28Oh, and I'll mind it one bit.
18:29By the way,
18:33there's a new dating app
18:34that just came out
18:35called LoveSweat.
18:36Oh, I...
18:36I hate dating apps right now.
18:38Okay, well, this one's a bit...
18:39Especially that one.
18:40I mean, even the name...
18:41It just...
18:42Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
18:46Because...
18:47I think you deserve to find real love.
18:49I didn't press charges.
19:14Because you love me?
19:16I care for you.
19:17But no.
19:18I don't love you.
19:20We created an incredible app.
19:22LoveSwipe's gonna make a lot of people very happy.
19:27Take care, please.
19:31Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
19:36Once I'm finished,
19:38you'll be mine.
19:40Forever.
19:42All.
19:43Mine.
19:48What do you want, Tanya?
19:52Can we please just talk?
19:55I want my best friend back.
19:58Well, too damn bad.
20:00I don't want to hear it.
20:00Now, please, can you go?
20:02Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you,
20:04and you're not being reasonable.
20:05Reasonable?
20:07Reasonable?
20:09Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend,
20:11and you're telling me to be reasonable?
20:18Lily, stop.
20:20Lily, stop.
20:22Stop.
20:22I love you,
20:23and I know you don't want to hear this,
20:25but there is somebody out there for you.
20:28It's okay.
20:30Hey.
20:31Lily.
20:32Lily, I want you to be in love,
20:34and I want you to be happy,
20:37but...
20:38What is that?
20:53That jerk,
20:54he lied to me!
20:55LoveSwipe uses a unique approach,
21:13with potential for true love guaranteed on every match,
21:18and recognized love on the seventh date.
21:20So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
21:25That's right.
21:26And with restrained, tasteful marketing,
21:29like you brilliant people execute every single day,
21:32everyone will be guaranteed true love.
21:34LoveSwipe.
21:36That's perfect.
21:37Thank you for your time,
21:39and I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
21:50How are the eggs?
21:52You fucking date-wrecked me,
21:53you piece of shit!
21:58I never want to see you again!
22:06I need a drink.
22:09Mr. Wright?
22:10You're going to be a very rich man.
22:14Your life is about to change, sir.
22:20And just like that,
22:34I'll be able to manipulate LoveSwipe.
22:39I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
22:42And then you'll come crawling back.
22:45But,
22:46just in case...
22:48Dustin, how's it going in there?
22:49All set, boss.
22:51Cameras in every room.
22:54Perfect.
22:55It's time for the contingency.
23:06The last three years of my life
23:07have led to this.
23:11I'm going to make the world fall in love,
23:13and I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
23:17Here's to you,
23:18gorgeous,
23:19whoever you are.
23:19I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
23:34I'm just a girl
23:35hanging out with her best friend
23:36and her ex-boyfriend
23:37who cheated on her.
23:39Life's a dream.
23:40Lily,
23:41I'm telling you,
23:41you need to download LoveSwipe.
23:43She's right, Lily.
23:44This app is different.
23:46Are you even listening to yourself?
23:48You downloaded a dating app
23:49while you were in a relationship.
23:51Lily,
23:51one day you're going to look back at this.
23:52No!
23:53If either of you says one more word
23:54about that stupid app,
23:55I swear I'm going to scream.
24:01Lily,
24:01this is serendipity.
24:04What is?
24:04LoveSwipe.
24:05It just released a new update.
24:07Oh my god,
24:07are you serious right now?
24:09You're trying it.
24:10No the hell I'm not.
24:12Give me that back.
24:13You'll thank me later
24:14when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
24:18Fine.
24:19Fine,
24:20I'll try your stupid app
24:21just to prove that both of you
24:22were horrible people
24:23and I'll never forgive you.
24:24Tim is so lucky
24:39to have a girlfriend like you.
24:41Okay,
24:41let's go give Tim
24:42the surprise of his life.
24:43Come on.
24:46Surprise!
24:50Tim?
24:52Tanya,
24:52what the hell?
24:53What are you doing here, Lily?
24:55Tanya,
24:56you're my best friend.
24:57How could you do this?
24:58We,
24:58we both downloaded
24:59the better version
25:00of the dating app,
25:01LoveSwipe.
25:09What are you doing?
25:11I will burn this whole place
25:12to the ground
25:13before I let you
25:13break up with me,
25:14Jake Wright.
25:20You are going to throw away
25:22what,
25:22our entire relationship
25:24because we didn't match
25:25on some stupid
25:26dating app.
25:28Our app.
25:30We created LoveSwipe
25:31together
25:31so you know
25:32how accurate it is
25:33to have simply confirmed
25:34the fear of what you've become.
25:40Watch it.
25:41Oh,
25:42I will destroy you,
25:43Jake Wright!
25:44let's go.
26:05Let's go.
26:07Oh
26:13Real just makes me jealous
26:25Breakup
26:31Yep
26:33My girlfriend
26:35Ex-girlfriend
26:38Tried to hit me in the head with a golf club
26:42My boyfriend
26:44Ex-boyfriend who's sleeping with my best friend ouch
26:50How about I buy us a drink you can tell me about it
26:59That's all this is isn't an invitation for something more oh
27:03Of course not I would never take advantage
27:09Ma'am I'll have two more with whatever she was having
27:13It's a heartbreak
27:21It's a heartbreak
27:24Finding true love
27:26How about I'm gonna hit an assignment for 16 Right now.
27:30She's gonna be lying and now
27:32She'll be here
27:33utar
27:34A date
27:36Oh
27:43Yeah
27:43What's good?
27:44I'm not sure
27:45Sparrowing
27:47iÄŸ
28:58Who's there?
29:02I hope you don't mind.
29:10I raided your fridge.
29:12Oh, you didn't have to...
29:16Um...
29:20We didn't...
29:23You know...
29:24With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last time.
29:30Don't worry.
29:32I slept on the couch.
29:34Oh, thank God.
29:36Not that I wouldn't want...
29:38I mean, you're very...
29:40You're a very attractive man.
29:42I'm Mr...
29:44Mr...
29:46Right.
29:48Right.
29:50Jake.
29:51Right.
29:52How could I forget?
29:54You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
29:58Your idea, not mine.
30:00I almost forgot.
30:08I'm sorry.
30:10I...
30:12Wait, I...
30:14I thought you slept on the couch.
30:16I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
30:18And I said that you felt the same.
30:20Uh, sorry, I...
30:26Wait, I...
30:28I thought you slept on the couch.
30:32I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
30:35I didn't say you felt the same.
30:38Sorry, I...
30:40I get a little flirty...
30:42when I'm drunk.
30:43I don't mind to when bit.
30:44Um, I don't mind to when bit.
30:45Oh, and I'll mind it one bit.
30:49By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called Love Sweat.
30:53Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
30:55Okay, well, this one's a bit...
30:56Especially that one. I mean, even the name, it just...
30:59Oh, well, I hope I'm giving it a shot.
31:03Because I think you deserve to find real love.
31:15I didn't press charges.
31:31Because you love me?
31:33I care for you. But no.
31:36I don't love you.
31:37We created an incredible app.
31:40Love Swipe's going to make a lot of people very happy.
31:44Take care, Elise.
31:45Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
31:53Once I'm finished, you'll be mine.
31:57Forever.
31:59All mine.
32:04What do you want, Tanya?
32:09Can we please just talk?
32:12I want my best friend back.
32:15Well, too damn bad.
32:17I don't want to hear it.
32:17Now, please, can you go?
32:19Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you, and you're not being reasonable.
32:24Reasonable?
32:24Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend, and you're telling me to be reasonable?
32:35Lily, stop.
32:37Lily, stop.
32:38Stop.
32:38I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this, but there is somebody out there for you.
32:44It's okay.
32:45It's okay.
32:47Hey.
32:48Lily.
32:49Lily, I want you to be in love, and I want you to be happy, but...
32:54What is that?
33:10That jerk!
33:11He lied to me!
33:12Love Swipe uses a unique approach, with potential for true love guaranteed on every match, and recognized love on the seventh date.
33:37So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
33:42That's right.
33:43And with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people X you every single day, everyone will be guaranteed true love.
33:51Love Swipe.
33:53That's perfect.
33:54Thank you for your time, and I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
33:59How are the eggs?
34:09You fucking day-wrecked me, you piece of shit!
34:16I never want to see you again!
34:23I need a drink.
34:26Mr. Wright?
34:27You're going to be a very rich man.
34:31Your life is about to change, sir.
34:49And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
34:53I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
34:59And then you'll come crawling back.
35:02But...
35:03Just in case...
35:05Dustin, how's it going in there?
35:06All set, boss.
35:08Camera's in every room.
35:11Perfect.
35:12It's time for the contingency.
35:14The last three years of my life have led to this.
35:28I'm going to make the world fall in love, and I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
35:34Here's to you, gorgeous, whoever you are.
35:36I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
35:51I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
35:56Life's a dream.
35:57Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
36:00She's right, Lily.
36:01This app is different.
36:03Are you even listening to yourself?
36:05You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
36:08Lily, one day you're going to look back at this...
36:09No!
36:10If either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
36:18Lily, this is serendipity!
36:21What is?
36:21Love Swipe.
36:22It just released a new update.
36:24Oh my god, are you serious right now?
36:26You're trying it.
36:27No, the hell I'm not.
36:29Give me that back!
36:30You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
36:36Fine.
36:37Fine, I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll never forgive you.
36:44No way!
36:55Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
36:57Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life.
37:00Come on.
37:03Surprise!
37:07Tim?
37:09Tanya, what the hell?
37:11What are you doing here, Lily?
37:13Tanya, you're my best friend.
37:14How could you do this?
37:15We, we both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
37:27What are you doing?
37:27I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
37:38You are going to throw away, what, our entire relationship because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
37:45Our app?
37:46We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is that I've simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
37:57What?
37:58Oh!
37:59I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
38:00I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
38:01I will destroy you in the house.
38:06What?
38:09What?
38:22That's amazing.
38:26What about me?
38:27Real love just makes me jealous.
38:33You see me?
38:42Break up.
38:48Yep.
38:50My girlfriend.
38:52Well, ex-girlfriend.
38:55Tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
38:57My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, who's sleeping with my best friend.
39:05Ouch.
39:07How about I buy us a drink and you can tell me about it.
39:14Okay.
39:16That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
39:20Oh, of course not.
39:22I would never take advantage.
39:23Ma'am, I'll have two more boys, whatever she was having.
39:37It's a heartbreak.
39:41Finding true love.
39:42I would never take advantage of it.
39:43I would never take advantage of it.
39:44I would never take advantage of it.
39:45I would never take advantage of it.
39:46I would never take advantage of it.
39:47I would never take advantage of it.
39:48I would never take advantage of it.
39:49I would never take advantage of it.
39:50I would never take advantage of it.
39:51I would never take advantage of it.
39:52I would never take advantage of it.
39:53I would never take advantage of it.
39:54I would never take advantage of it.
39:55I would never take advantage of it.
39:56I would never take advantage of it.
39:57I would never take advantage of it.
39:58I would never take advantage of it.
39:59I would never take advantage of it.
40:00I would never take advantage of it.
40:01I would never take advantage of it.
40:02I would never take advantage of it.
41:33Um, we didn't, you know.
41:42With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
41:47Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
41:52Oh, thank God.
41:55Not that I wouldn't want...
41:56I mean, you're a very...
41:58You're a very attractive man.
42:01I'm Mr...
42:02Mr...
42:04Right.
42:06Right.
42:08Jake.
42:09Right, how can I forget?
42:12You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
42:15Your idea, not mine.
42:17I almost forgot.
42:25Oh, sorry.
42:44I...
42:45Wait, I...
42:47I thought you slept on the couch.
42:50I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
42:53I didn't say you felt the same.
42:56Sorry, I...
42:57I get a little flirty when I'm drunk.
43:02Oh, I don't mind it one bit.
43:06By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called LoveSweep.
43:10Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
43:12Okay, well, this one's a bit...
43:13Especially that one.
43:14I mean, even the name, it just...
43:16You know...
43:16Oh, well, I'm hoping to give it a shot.
43:21Because...
43:21I think you deserve to find real love.
43:43I didn't press charges.
43:48Because you love me?
43:50I care for you.
43:51But no.
43:53I don't love you.
43:54We created an incredible app.
43:57LoveSweep's gonna make a lot of people very happy.
44:01Take care, Elise.
44:05Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
44:10Once I'm finished,
44:11you'll be mine.
44:14Forever.
44:16All.
44:17Mine.
44:21What do you want, Tanya?
44:26Can we please just talk?
44:29I want my best friend back.
44:32Well, too damn bad.
44:34I don't want to hear it.
44:34Now, please, can you go?
44:36Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you,
44:38and you're not being reasonable.
44:40Reasonable?
44:43Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend,
44:46and you're telling me to be reasonable?
44:52Lily, stop.
44:54Lily, stop.
44:56Stop.
44:56I love you,
44:58and I know you don't want to hear this,
44:59but there is somebody out there for you.
45:02It's okay.
45:04Hey.
45:05Lily.
45:06Lily, I want you to be in love,
45:08and I want you to be happy, but...
45:11What is that?
45:16That jerk?
45:28He lied to me!
45:29Love Swipe uses a unique approach,
45:46with potential for true love guaranteed on every match,
45:52and recognize love on the seventh date.
45:55So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
45:59That's right.
46:00And with restrained, tasteful marketing,
46:03like you brilliant people execute every single day,
46:06everyone will be guaranteed true love.
46:09Love Swipe.
46:10That's perfect.
46:11Thank you for your time,
46:13and I think this is the beginning
46:14of a very fruitful business relationship.
46:25How are the eggs?
46:26You fucking date-wrecked me,
46:28you piece of shit!
46:33I never want to see you again!
46:40I need a drink.
46:41Mr. Wright,
46:44you're going to be a very rich man.
46:48Your life is about to change, sir.
47:06And just like that,
47:08I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
47:11I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
47:16And then you'll come crawling back.
47:19But,
47:20just in case...
47:22Dustin, how's it going in there?
47:23All set, boss.
47:25Cameras in every room.
47:28Perfect.
47:29It's time for the contingency.
47:30The last three years of my life
47:41have led to this.
47:45I'm going to make the world fall in love,
47:47and I'm finally going to meet
47:48the woman of my dreams.
47:51Here's to you,
47:52gorgeous,
47:53whoever you are.
47:53I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
48:08I'm just a girl
48:09hanging out with her best friend
48:10and her ex-boyfriend
48:11who cheated on her.
48:13Life's a dream.
48:14Lily,
48:15I'm telling you,
48:16you need to download Love Swipe.
48:17She's right, Lily.
48:18This app is different.
48:20Are you even listening to yourself?
48:22You downloaded a dating app
48:23while you were in a relationship.
48:25Lily,
48:25one day you're going to look back at this.
48:26No,
48:27if either of you says one more word
48:28about that stupid app,
48:29I swear I'm going to scream.
48:35Lily,
48:36this is serendipity.
48:38What is?
48:39Love Swipe.
48:39It just released a new update.
48:41Oh my God,
48:42are you serious right now?
48:43You're trying it.
48:44No the hell I'm not.
48:46Give me that back.
48:47You'll thank me later
48:48when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
48:52Fine.
48:54Fine,
48:54I'll try your stupid app
48:55just to prove that both of you
48:56were horrible people
48:57and I'll never forgive you.
49:01No way.
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