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00:00Closed Captioning by Kris Brandhagen.net
00:30Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb!
01:00So, son, you bored yet?
01:15Dad?
01:16Hmm, getting a little choppy.
01:18Dad, did you see that?
01:30Nope.
01:31The city sleeps uneasily tonight as unconfirmed reports continue to trickle in.
01:38Apparently there have been several sightings, once again unconfirmed of the spidery steel
01:43mobile home belonging to the 20th century's most notorious supervillain.
01:48The terror.
01:49The terror.
01:50Pictured here with infamous Soviet dictator, Joseph Stalin burst upon the supervillain
01:55seen early in the summer of 1903 in a legendary fight with then-president Theodore Roosevelt.
02:03This began an unparalleled career of epic wrongdoings, Paris, Lima, Deertown.
02:10No corner of the globe is safe from the terror's reign of terror.
02:15Cited in 1976, the terror still holding a grudge tried to punch out Mount Rushmore.
02:21Could the terror be back?
02:23Tonight, a terrified city cringes in its collective pajamas.
02:28More as it develops.
02:30Yes, Destiny has her hand on my back, and she's pushing face to face with the legendary terror.
02:41Oh, come on.
02:43The guy's gotta be, what, 115?
02:45Evil chum is evergreen.
02:48Besides, these are just unconfirmed reports.
02:53Unconfirmed?
02:55What are the odds?
02:57We've got to upgrade the apparatus!
03:00We've gotta get cool new superhero stuff to battle this all-encompassing evil!
03:04Uh-huh.
03:05And who's gonna pay for all this cool new stuff?
03:08That's not the point.
03:09Step one, we must choose battle cries.
03:11You know, the cries we always emit just before leaping into battle.
03:14Oh, you mean like, not in the face, not in the face!
03:17Hmm, lacks force, chum.
03:19No, more like, like, uh...
03:24Spoon!
03:26Hmm, I don't get it.
03:29Spoon!
03:31Look, I'm just a sidekick.
03:33I don't know, Dot. It's some kind of crime-busting tower.
03:41We're upgrading our apparatus.
03:43It's been going on like this all week.
03:45Hee-hee! Swinging!
03:47I just... I just don't know if I can afford it.
03:50The tick doesn't make any money. He's a superhero.
03:55Whoa!
03:56Whoa!
03:58Well, I told you so doesn't help.
04:01It works, Arthur!
04:03Dot, you're my sister. Try to be a little supportive.
04:06Arthur, is that your fine sister on the phone?
04:09Tell her we need her car. We've gotta deliver something to City Hall!
04:12Welcome, super-villains!
04:20I have gathered you here to form the most beautifully unbalanced engine of evil in history.
04:28Now then, you all know me.
04:32The Terror!
04:33But let me introduce your new colleagues in crime.
04:36On my left, Toon La, not of this Earth.
04:40The human race is an inferior species.
04:43I will destroy you all.
04:48Yes, yes, yes.
04:49And next to Toon La, my old buddy, Joseph Stalin.
04:54And across the table from Joe, fresh from America's dairy land, the man-eating cow.
05:01And finally, weighing in at 2,000 pounds of pure evil, the human ton.
05:07And his little friend, Handy.
05:10Hi, everybody!
05:11Okay, now for openers. We take over the city!
05:15What? Where have you been? The city's protected by the tech now!
05:19Yes, I've heard he's quite dangerous.
05:22What are you afraid of? We got Stalin!
05:24Oh, excuse me, but I am not actually Stalin.
05:28I'm Stalin grad, a former graduate student in Russian studies turned supervillain.
05:33I base my work on the works of Joseph Stalin.
05:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you look like Stalin to me.
05:38It's an homage, you jerk! You're losing it! You're out of the loop!
05:42Yeah, out of the loop.
05:44In fact, I think this group could use a new leader. I nominate me! Hands up! Who wants me?
05:55Hey, you can't have two votes.
05:58Soon I will annihilate your planet.
06:04But in the meantime, I vote for the terror.
06:07That's it, sweetheart! 23 skidoo!
06:12I nominate myself.
06:14Hey, hey, hey! I'll leave this!
06:16You hear that? The man-eating cow votes for me!
06:23And so, Mayor Blank, to even better protect the city,
06:26Arthur and I wish to present you with this!
06:29The tick signal!
06:31In the event of a city emergency, you have but to aim this beam
06:34at a conveniently passing cluster of clouds,
06:36and we will speed to the scene, dispensing justice left and right!
06:40You know, we have your phone number.
06:41Also useful?
06:43The thing is, boys, we've got a lot of these gizmos,
06:45and I gotta tell you, they just don't work.
06:48Every time we flash the deflator mouse signal,
06:50he disconnects his phone and leaves town for a week.
06:53How much did you pay for that?
06:55But you still haven't told me how much all this stuff is costing.
06:59Nothing, chum. I put it on your credit cards.
07:02What?!
07:03Oh, Arthur, you're such an accountant.
07:05Come over here and look at this. It's great!
07:07It's our new secret message cannon!
07:09Go ahead, go ahead. Ask me how it works.
07:11Okay, I'll tell you.
07:12First, write a secret message.
07:17Then, place the message into the secret message shell.
07:20Load, select target, and fire!
07:24That ought to wake up the boys at the diner!
07:35Hmm. You are a kind and generous person.
07:39Your lucky numbers are 3, 7, and 42?
07:43Now this is the Pendekker series 7 pneumatic grappling hook
07:47with full body harness and power winch.
07:49Tick, I'm serious.
07:51We can't afford this.
07:53We've got to take some of this stuff back.
07:55Oh, but wait till you see it work.
07:57Good morning, Arthur. Sleep well?
08:13What's all this?
08:17This morning, I went out and picked up some more equipment.
08:21You what?!
08:22I would have gotten more, but they cut up your credit cards.
08:24Yes, but look what I got! A crime lab!
08:30Arthur, we've got a crime lab now!
08:32All kinds of crime chemicals!
08:34Look, I can make this red liquid turn totally clear!
08:45Get out! Get out of my apartment!
08:48What?
08:49Get out of my apartment!
08:51Get out of my life!
08:58Say, does that look like Joseph Stalin to you?
09:05Oh, yeah, Stalin. Definitely Stalin.
09:07You told him to get out of your life?
09:09Oh, Arthur.
09:11I just don't know what to do.
09:13He's been up in that crime tower of his for almost a week.
09:16He's not going on patrol. He's not fighting evil.
09:19He's not being a superhero anymore.
09:21Well, Arthur, you know the tick isn't my favorite person.
09:24But he is your best friend.
09:26Was.
09:27And let's face it, you haven't had a lot of friends.
09:30Oh, thank you, Dot.
09:32I really think you should just go talk to him.
09:34Try to work this out.
09:36I can't.
09:37You talk to him.
09:38Hmm.
09:39Okay.
09:40I will.
09:41You will?
09:46So, Arthur really kicked the tick out of his apartment?
09:49Yeah.
09:50They say he went insane and blew the place up with chemicals.
09:53Oh, chemicals.
09:54Uh-huh.
09:55Yeah, that's right.
09:56And now he's just sitting up there in his crime tower and won't talk to anyone.
10:02But this is bad, isn't it?
10:04What if the terror attacks the city?
10:07Well, what if it rains?
10:09Very bad.
10:10When no one understands you, or the little things you do.
10:25When destiny, she strands you, or wears you like a shoe.
10:32That's when you know it's over.
10:36Man, that's when you know it's through.
10:40I never thought I'd be so big and blue.
11:02The dick has put himself out of commission.
11:04The city is ours.
11:05Hatcha!
11:06We're in, my friend!
11:07Ha-ha!
11:08Ha-ha!
11:09Ha-ha!
11:10Ha-ha-ha!
11:11Ha-ha-ha!
11:12Ha-ha-ha!
11:13Ha-ha-ha!
11:14Ha-ha-ha!
11:15Ha-ha-ha!
11:16Ha-ha-ha!
11:17Ha-ha-ha!
11:18Ha-ha-ha!
11:19Yeah!
11:20Even now, he sulks like Achilles in his tent.
11:21Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:22Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:23Ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:24Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:25Achilles!
11:26It's the Iliad!
11:27Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!
11:28It's Homer!
11:29Read a book!
11:34Ha-ha-ha!
11:35Here we go!
11:36Hang on to your hats!
11:38Whoa!
11:39Whoa!
11:40Whoa!
11:41Whoa!
11:42Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:44Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:45Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:47Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:49Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:50Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:52Tick?
11:53Tick, why don't you come down and talk to Arthur?
11:56Arthur?
11:57Arthur.
11:58Hmm.
11:59Oh, yes!
12:01I used to have a sidekick named Arthur, but he sidekicked me out of the apartment!
12:07Tick, you're being very immature about this.
12:10Am not!
12:12Arthur, this is hopeless.
12:14R2!
12:15Dot?
12:16Well, he started it.
12:26Hey, Arthur.
12:27How are things going?
12:29Oh, hi, American maid.
12:31The boys are fighting.
12:32When no one understands you, or the little things you do...
12:41Feeling pretty sorry for ourselves up here, aren't we?
12:44The world just isn't what I want it to be anymore.
12:47Well, that's just great.
12:49And suppose the terror decides to attack the city?
12:51I don't care.
12:52I don't believe that's true.
12:54You always love and protect the city.
12:56It's who you are.
12:59Oh, yeah?
13:00Oh, yeah?
13:01Forget it.
13:02The guy is nuts.
13:03Let's just hope he snaps out of it before anything serious happens around here.
13:18Resistance is futile, human worm.
13:21We have the mayor!
13:22The city is ours!
13:23One small problem, Comrade Handy.
13:24The police have us surrounded.
13:25Ah, don't sweat it, Joe.
13:26When you've been in the business as long as I have, you get hep!
13:27Dig this, cats!
13:28Attention, coppers!
13:29This is the terror!
13:30Hi!
13:31Listen, if you want to see your mayor again, then hit the road!
13:34We own this burg, see?
13:35Ah!
13:36You know, you'll never get away with this.
13:37Ha!
13:38They always say that!
13:39And I always get away with it!
13:41We've got to save the mayor.
13:42Well, if the tick was here, he...
13:43I'd have to think of something like that.
13:44Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
13:48We own this burg, see?
13:55You know, you'll never get away with this.
13:57Ha!
13:58They always say that!
13:59And I always get away with it!
14:06We've got to save the mayor.
14:07Well, if the tick was here, he...
14:09I'd have to think of something.
14:11Okay.
14:12You grab the mayor, and I'll create a diversion.
14:15Are you sure you want to do that?
14:17No.
14:24My name is Arthur, and this is my diversion.
14:28The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout.
14:31Down came the rain, and washed the spider out.
14:34Up came the sun, and dried up all the rain.
14:37And the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again.
14:42Is he finished?
14:43Oh, yeah.
14:44He's finished.
14:46Not in the face!
14:47Not in the face!
14:48Not in the face!
15:01Hang on, mayor.
15:02We've got to jump.
15:03Oh, I don't think so, miss.
15:04Mayor Blake, please!
15:05Agh!
15:06Agh!
15:07Agh!
15:08Agh!
15:09Agh!
15:10Agh!
15:11Agh!
15:12Agh!
15:13Agh!
15:14Agh!
15:15Oh, Destiny!
15:16Destiny, what would you have of me?
15:18Just give me a sign.
15:19Anything!
15:20Oh, that's not bad.
15:21Agh!
15:22Agh!
15:23Agh!
15:24Agh!
15:25Agh!
15:26Agh!
15:27Agh!
15:28Agh!
15:29Agh!
15:30Agh!
15:31Agh!
15:32Agh!
15:35Agh!
15:36Agh!
15:45Agh!
15:46Agh!
15:51Agh!
15:52the wind. Don't be such a nervous Nellie.
16:02So, this is the mighty
16:04Tick.
16:05You've got that right, weirdo.
16:08Villains, I say to you,
16:10stop your evil ways.
16:12Get him!
16:14Get up, you big
16:20dove, get up! Tick, you're back.
16:22All right. Who's
16:24next? I've always loved
16:26you. Joseph Stalin, grab onto
16:28my armored moo-moo. Together we will leave
16:30this foul earth behind.
16:35Joe, you
16:36rat! Who needs ya?
16:40American Maid, catch that
16:42terror. Arthur, grab that bad
16:43cow. I'll handle the monster downstairs.
16:46Scorn!
16:50Okay, just take it easy.
17:11That rotten old coot.
17:13I'm pretty cool.
17:15Don't you stand there!
17:17Eat his head!
17:19Okay.
17:22See?
17:23He's eating your head, and I can
17:25still talk. He's eating,
17:27I'm speaking. He's eating,
17:29I'm speaking. How
17:31do we do it?
17:34I'll deal with
17:35you later. Hey, leave him
17:37alone.
17:39You want a piece of me?
17:41Come and get it, moth boy!
17:44I still got the
17:53moxie!
18:02Okay, old man.
18:03I'm putting an end to your
18:04century of terror.
18:06Oh, it's a woman!
18:08I'm so
18:09scared!
18:09Time's have changed, Pops.
18:14Why don't you?
18:15Ha ha ha! Finish him off!
18:17Ha ha ha!
18:19Andy!
18:21Ah!
18:23Yes!
18:26No!
18:27No!
18:28I don't think that puppet's gonna give us any more trouble, chum.
18:46Well, Arthur, it looks like we've done it again. And even though it's been a terrible week for me,
18:52and harsh words have passed between us, I forgive you.
18:57What? You can't forgive me. I forgive you.
19:00Well, okay then.
19:01And I'd like to thank the Tick, Arthur, and American Maid for coming through when their city needed them most.
19:09Thank you, Mayor Blank. We all enjoyed saving your life.
19:13You know, evil comes in many forms. Be it a man-eating cow or Joseph Stalin.
19:19But you can't let the package hide the pudding. Evil is just plain bad.
19:24You don't cut into it. You gotta smack it in the nose with the rolled-up newspaper of goodness.
19:31Bad dog! Bad dog!
19:33And you don't do it for money. No. You do it for love.
19:39You know, I learned something this past week.
19:41On justice and on friendship, there is no price.
19:46But there are established credit limits.
19:50Well, kids, that's all you get. That's it.
19:53Read a book!
19:54Read a book!
20:23Thank you!
20:24Hehehe!
20:27Bye!
20:29Bye!
20:29Bye!
20:31I'll see you next time.
20:31Bye!
20:32Bye!
20:33Bye!
20:35Bye!
20:35Bye!
20:37Bye!
20:46Bye!
20:48Bye!
20:50Bye!
20:50Bye!
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