The Tick S01 E02 - The Tick vs Chairface Chippendale - video Dailymotion

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An invulnerable, somewhat dim, superhero protects The City from all manner of evil-doers.

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00:00You

01:00So, uh, how much longer do we do this?

01:19Well, we're on patrol.

01:22So we patrol till something happens.

01:24A crime or something.

01:26I mean, we've been at this for hours.

01:30What if nothing happens?

01:34We're superheroes.

01:35Something always happens.

01:39Aha!

01:56Ah, that school bell's giving me a headache.

01:58Let's get out of here.

02:00Not so fast, Naughty Spawn.

02:02I say to you, stop your evil ways.

02:05You face the tick.

02:13Big blue jerk.

02:15He's going to ruin everything.

02:16Look, you can play, uh, pajama police all you want.

02:19But we run this town, Bug Boi.

02:25No one likes to be laughed at, friend.

02:32Zip-a-neck, show him your stuff.

02:34Hey!

02:34You're up, you're scared!

02:36Ah!

02:37Unsighted!

02:38Whoa!

02:44So, that's the way you want it, huh?

02:50Oh.

02:52Okay.

02:53Okay.

02:56Okay.

02:59I, uh, uh, who are you?

03:02I'm the, uh, sidekick.

03:04Okay.

03:05Boyles, kick him to the side.

03:09Now look what you made me do.

03:11Not so funny, is it?

03:22God, my melon!

03:24I don't think we're past the point of discussion.

03:32Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

03:34Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

03:36Ha, ha, ha!

03:38Ho, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

03:39Yeah.

03:45Oh, oh...

03:50Hey, forehead.

03:51Hey, forehead, how's your parole officer?

04:01American Maid? Oh, man.

04:04Help!

04:14Are you all right?

04:16Yes, thank you.

04:17Ah, American Maid, good of you to join us

04:22in another sterling victory over the forces of evil.

04:26Listen, you blue goon, you ruined tonight's work.

04:30Careful, these things are sensitive.

04:33I was following them.

04:37They would have led me to the criminal mastermind

04:39behind their wicked scheme.

04:41But you two screwed that up.

04:43Hey, what's this? Happy birthday to me.

04:46You are cordially invited to a birthday party

04:48for the world's greatest criminal mastermind.

04:50Gift required.

04:51Come see me commit the most daring, spectacular crime

04:54of this or any other century.

04:56Cool, the crime of the century.

04:59I should have known.

05:01Chairface Chippendale.

05:04Chairface?

05:05He's too powerful for me to take on a loan.

05:08I'm going to need some help.

05:16Oh, all right.

05:17I guess I could do a lot worse.

05:19Neat!

05:20Okay, now here's the plan.

05:22Hey, look.

05:23I still think there's too much cream.

05:28I told you it's a motif.

05:29Ah, the forehead.

05:30And where is your partners in crime?

05:31They got nabbed, but I got the goods.

05:32Don't go!

05:33Don't go shaking those.

05:34How can you have such a big head and such a tiny brain?

05:38Here, Chippendale, we have the lenses.

05:57The Geisman lenses.

06:07Let's take a closer look at them, shall we?

06:11Oh, Herr Shippendale, they are so beautiful!

06:19Oh, hey, hey, hey, watch it with that thing, will you?

06:22Yeah, these babies can really burn.

06:25When properly arranged, they can focus the light of a single candle

06:30into a heat ray of unparalleled range and power.

06:33Yes, a ray from these lenses could cut a skyscraper in half,

06:37or worse.

06:39It's just what I need to complete my superweapon.

06:42Now I ask you, is that a birthday present or what?

06:59What's keeping American made?

07:01She said she'd meet us at five.

07:03Hey, it's the sewer urchin!

07:05Yeah.

07:06How are you today?

07:09Very poisonous, don't touch me.

07:11Oh, who'd want to?

07:13Yeah, so you guys got any super action going on up here?

07:18Yeah, any super villains you need a hand with?

07:21Anything like that going on up there?

07:23Yeah, we're gonna stop the crime of this...

07:25Uh, yes, Ixnay on the end play, okay?

07:29No, no, it's pretty quiet up here.

07:31See you later, sewer urchin.

07:33Yeah, right.

07:35Get in, boys.

07:46Here, put these on.

07:48We're gonna sneak into Chairface's party as caterers.

07:51The Tick caters to no man.

07:53Ow!

07:54Tick, work with me here, will you?

07:56Okay.

07:57These little crab things are great!

07:58You like them?

07:59They're my own recipe.

08:00Now listen, we're about to crash a party for one of the world's most dangerous criminal

08:02masterminds.

08:03And the guest list will read like America's most wanted.

08:05The Kreese.

08:06Harriet curse.

08:09Headless Henderson.

08:10The guy with ears like little raisins.

08:13Sheila Eel.

08:14The Deadly Nose.

08:15Jack Tuber.

08:16Man of a Thousand Faces.

08:17Eyebrows mulligan.

08:18Yes, it's a spectacular....

08:19How does Mike stop?

08:20You like it?

08:21The good Mike.

08:22I don't have to do it.

08:23These endings are great!

08:24You like them?

08:25They're my own recipe.

08:26Now listen, we're about to crash a party for one of the world's most dangerous criminal

08:28masterminds.

08:29And the guest list will read like America's Most Wanted.

08:31The Kreese.

08:32Harriet Kerse.

08:34yes it's a spectacularly ugly menagerie of career wrongdoers and they're at the

08:41top of this grotesque Sunday the rottenness cherry of them all chair face

08:46Chippendale oh diamonds original more gifts

08:54happy birthday chair face I hope you like it he's Dean my best henchman he has the

09:01strongest hens in the criminal world oh I like him okay you guys work the crowd

09:12I'll get close to chair face and try and figure out what his plan is

09:18would anyone care for a

09:29hey where did you people grow up your weapon is ready here Chippendale happy birthday hors d'oeuvres Mr.

09:38Chippendale I know that face try one of these little crab things they're great you're paid

09:44to serve of not critique oh I think you'll like these would anyone care for a fruit cocktail hey

09:58you're American made man she's good oh hors d'oeuvres and a floor show how can we ever thank you

10:18wait I have an idea just relax make yourselves comfortable don't worry I'll snap this steel cable

10:29like pasta oh sorry so another birthday present superheroes this must be the part where I reveal my

10:44sinister plot allow me to unveil my new birthday toy the awesome Geisman heat ray with this lovely new

10:56weapon I chair face Chippendale will commit the ultimate act of vandalism I will write my name

11:02across the face of the moon you'll never get away with it Chippendale unfortunately you three won't be

11:13around to witness my historic signature because I'm going to feed you to my pit of voracious man-eating

11:20alligators what what what standing villain procedure you entered my house as caterers and you will leave it as the main course

11:36I really really don't want to be eaten then swing swing with me Arthur

11:59I want a pony

12:29I haven't always had friends like you because I was born different because I didn't fit in

12:53society has shunned me all my life the world's tried to forget my face but after tonight they will

13:00never forget my name professor chrome dome prepare to fire

13:05ready when you are here Shippendale don't you see new batteries even

13:18we've only got seconds to thwart chair faces evil plan and bring his chill and his crew to justice

13:30we've only got seconds

13:37we've only got seconds to thwart chair faces evil plan and bring his chill and his crew to justice

13:44see

13:51yeah

13:56yeah

13:59Give me an H

14:05Wonderful, wonderful

14:15Yes, but your plan didn't work

14:17Now let's use my plan, brute force

14:20No way, there's too many of them

14:22We need a diversion

14:23We don't have time for this

14:25We've got to save the moon

14:27Now give me an A

14:29A

14:30Yeah

14:34Oh no, where's the rest of my A

14:40I'm trying, but there's a malfunction of some sort

14:43Something in the electrics

14:46Help

14:50That's Arthur

14:52Well, well

14:53I assume your friend's satisfied by alligators

14:56Appetites

14:57Not quite

14:59You

14:59And you can thank my dental hygienist

15:02For our untimely aliveness

15:04Party's over, chair face

15:06Don't you blow your nose at me, mister

15:16Don't you blow your nose at me, mister

15:20Don't you blow your nose at me, mister

15:30Don't you blow your nose at me, mister

15:32Don't you blow your nose at me, mister

15:46Unsettling trend.

16:00You've ruined everything, you terrible rabbit person!

16:05Mine eyes! I'm momentarily blinded!

16:16Uh, sorry.

16:42Arthur, I've got a plan!

16:46The party's over, Chairface.

16:50Would you people stop saying that?

16:53Especially when the fun is just beginning!

16:59The party's over, Chairface.

17:01Give it up, or we'll write this whole place off the face of the Earth.

17:05Okay.

17:06They'll pay for this, all of them!

17:18No prison can hold Chairface, Chippendale!

17:23Ugh!

17:24Well, I have to admit, I was worried.

17:27But you guys are pretty good at this.

17:29Yes, it was good saving the moon with you, American-made.

17:33Drive carefully now.

17:34A heart of gold beats under that big fiberglass croissant, Arthur.

17:39And thank goodness for it.

17:41It's spirit like hers that allowed us to thwart Chairface's evil scheme.

17:45And thwart we did.

17:47I guess so.

17:49Say, what's that...

17:51You've got a little...

17:53Some kind of yuck there.

17:55Some kind of yuck.

17:56Some kind of yuck there.

18:25Some kind of yuck there.

18:26I think so.

18:27You're the only one one...

18:28You're the only one one.

18:29You're the only one.

18:30The only one so moly...

18:31It's the only one that we're...

18:32Your ferns are lost.

18:33You're the only one.

The Tick S01 E02 - The Tick vs Chairface Chippendale

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